Injustice 2 - Darkseid All Intro/Interaction Dialogues

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  • A lot of the same lines but still unique to the opponent.
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  • @Hilversumborn
    @Hilversumborn 7 років тому +2249

    Darkseid ego is so big being called a king is an insult to him.

    • @lightheart5
      @lightheart5 5 років тому +261

      He's a God, not a King

    • @Xo-3130
      @Xo-3130 5 років тому +170

      @@lightheart5
      He's a God King. He's both a God and a King get it right or go to the slave pits!

    • @evanhaskel206
      @evanhaskel206 5 років тому +89

      Not to mention he refers to himself in the third person.

    • @dylanaroberts97
      @dylanaroberts97 4 роки тому +41

      Darkseid: A king? Bitch that title is beneath me.

    • @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106
      @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 3 роки тому +18

      @@Xo-3130 The omega effect will change his beliefs!

  • @God_Machine
    @God_Machine 7 років тому +1888

    Lol, Darkseid goes from world to world just to roast everybody.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 6 років тому +136

      Literally and figuratively.

    • @defniwijewardana7734
      @defniwijewardana7734 4 роки тому +6

      Not me

    • @sub-zero5433
      @sub-zero5433 3 роки тому +1

      @@defniwijewardana7734 built different I presume?

    • @brianayala9567
      @brianayala9567 2 роки тому +7

      He is darkseid after all he can say what he wants and nobody cant do nothing bout it

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 2 роки тому +6

      Guy’s turned a thousand worlds to dust looking for Anti-Life. (Paraphrased from the Snyder Cut).

  • @KeenynMac
    @KeenynMac 7 років тому +996

    "My god Rao will protect me"
    "There is no Rao, only Darkseid"
    That's deep.

    • @YudA295
      @YudA295 4 роки тому +17

      @L rao exist tho, one of the endless convince rao to end krypton

    • @CyberController-
      @CyberController- 3 роки тому +17

      Darkseid is.

    • @thelastoutcast9266
      @thelastoutcast9266 3 роки тому +11

      Darkseid is

    • @LAVATORR
      @LAVATORR 3 роки тому +14

      "My god God will protect me."
      "Your god God isn't God, only Darkseid is a god, unlike God."

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 3 роки тому +10

      @@YudA295 It's just a Ghostbusters reference. "There is no Dana. Only Zuul."

  • @dr.buttcheeks8576
    @dr.buttcheeks8576 7 років тому +332

    23:52
    "Even Gods succumb to fear."
    "The old Gods perhaps."
    Oh snap.

  • @eiriseven
    @eiriseven 7 років тому +583

    I just love how Darkseid doesnt give a damn that there is another Darkseid in front of him

    • @travisoliver6741
      @travisoliver6741 7 років тому +51

      eiriseven I think its based off Darkseid vs Thanos, and those two gave zero f*cks about each other (On a side note, one of the intros with both Darkseid's have the same lines as Thanos in Marvel vs DC.)

    • @Xo-3130
      @Xo-3130 5 років тому +110

      Technically they are both avatars of the same Darkseid... It just so happens that Darkseid also wants to oppress himself.

    • @jowens2486
      @jowens2486 4 роки тому +23

      @@Xo-3130LMFAO Savage at its finest

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 3 роки тому +9

      @@travisoliver6741 Glad someone else remembers that. The only thing that got those two to stop fighting (outside becoming one being) was the sky cracking open and bleeding. ...mostly because Thanos was awestruck with the beauty of the end of all things.

  • @OnYourSquare
    @OnYourSquare 7 років тому +2312

    Darkseid was an absolute savage to Deadshot!!
    Deadshot: "Take your shot. Make it count."
    Darkseid" "Unlike you, the Omega does not miss."
    and
    Deadshot: "Any last words?"
    Darkseid: "Shoot yourself and spare me the trouble!"
    (lol) Damn!!

    • @AJ-li7vr
      @AJ-li7vr 7 років тому +154

      AngryTechGuy bruh what poison ivy said to cyborg..... "it won't bring back what you lost.... especially below the waist".... I was like damn she really said that

    • @benjaminan1183
      @benjaminan1183 7 років тому +13

      AJ What does that have to do with his comment?

    • @Zhello79
      @Zhello79 7 років тому +63

      AJ Cyborg got triggered lol

    • @AJ-li7vr
      @AJ-li7vr 7 років тому +29

      Benjamin Nicol he said darkseid is an savage to deadshot because what he says To him.... The same with ivy

    • @ShadowDude6488
      @ShadowDude6488 7 років тому +51

      That wasn't the best one, go to 11:51
      Deadshot: "Any last words?"
      Darkseid: "Shoot yourself and spare me the trouble."
      Deadshot: "I'm not taking requests."

  • @iamwritingrightnow8217
    @iamwritingrightnow8217 7 років тому +841

    "You're pathetic even for earth standards" lol

    • @Mrp5673
      @Mrp5673 6 років тому +46

      I am writing right now You are a worm beneath notice😂😂🔥

  • @seanlebron1
    @seanlebron1 7 років тому +825

    Flash: I don't like your methods
    Darkseid: Whatever I can't control, I must destroy.
    Flash: See? That's just what I'm talking about

    • @boogvaldez7874
      @boogvaldez7874 7 років тому +9

      +Jozi zoo Lilac the water dragon girl: you one that create magic gems
      Darkseid: form fire depths of apokolips
      Lilac the water dragon girl: I hope you give them some upgrades

    • @alexp279
      @alexp279 7 років тому +15

      Boog Valdez what

    • @2starSwelling
      @2starSwelling 5 років тому +4

      Holy shit I looked down and he said that

    • @rosco2890
      @rosco2890 5 років тому +2

      @@2starSwelling
      Same lmao

  • @AlexNight
    @AlexNight 7 років тому +747

    Superman: "I don't much like bullies..."
    The fucking hypocrisy on this alien!

    • @zsoltsiro1310
      @zsoltsiro1310 7 років тому +34

      IKR

    • @rager5600
      @rager5600 7 років тому +39

      Alex Night Not even bullies like bullies

    • @YamashitaTsubasa
      @YamashitaTsubasa 7 років тому +74

      all of Supes lines against Darkseid is the closest he comes to sounding like mainline Superman imo

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 7 років тому +3

      Well, to be fair, he wouldn't have become the oppressor if it WEREN'T FOR WONDER BITCH

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 2 роки тому +13

      To be fair, I don’t think he likes himself that much either.

  • @Alienous
    @Alienous 7 років тому +669

    19:20
    Darkseid mistakes John Stewart for Hal Jordan.
    Darkseid doesn't see color.

    • @ARC9652
      @ARC9652 7 років тому +204

      Alienous He thinks all humans are the same, despite skin color

    • @RabbidNugget
      @RabbidNugget 7 років тому +220

      Alienous darkseid pushes for human equality. Just so he can conquer them

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +66

      Alienous Or... He only sees the colour green...

    • @popcultureguru9649
      @popcultureguru9649 7 років тому +16

      Alienous he is colorblind

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 7 років тому +52

      He respects how much John has survived. One of the few enemies He respects. Then he mistakes him for mistake Hal.

  • @jessmacmurray9351
    @jessmacmurray9351 7 років тому +819

    dark seid is like a guy with 5000 hours played in a server filled with noobs who think they can beat him

    • @d.j.sterling6694
      @d.j.sterling6694 3 роки тому +97

      Except for batman, who is only at 50 hours but has watched over 200 hours of pro gamers to learn their tactics

    • @skipper8450
      @skipper8450 3 роки тому +8

      Other way around

    • @skipper8450
      @skipper8450 3 роки тому +14

      Darkseid paid for hacks

    • @yuotmach1887
      @yuotmach1887 3 роки тому +22

      @@d.j.sterling6694 Batman’s a Pay to win player

    • @adila.9044
      @adila.9044 3 роки тому +4

      @@yuotmach1887 more like a F2P with thousands of hours in a world full of whales

  • @kermitthefraggrenade735
    @kermitthefraggrenade735 7 років тому +897

    It's pretty basic really:
    Darkseid: Best lines
    Darkseid: Best comebacks
    Darkseid: No humour
    He's basically the equivalent of the most badass entity in the universe.

    • @charcharmunr
      @charcharmunr 7 років тому +111

      A few characters get good lines in against Darkseid, at least. Brainiac's "Noted for classification" is pretty great, for one.

    • @BlackIce3190
      @BlackIce3190 7 років тому +26

      Noah Irwan Reverse Flash sent him to the burn ward.

    • @Baracuda520
      @Baracuda520 7 років тому +15

      This VA is good but I prefer Ironside :)

    • @kermitthefraggrenade735
      @kermitthefraggrenade735 7 років тому +5

      charcharmunr I don't really understand that part.

    • @S117M4sterChief
      @S117M4sterChief 6 років тому +2

      Kermit the Frag Grenade Chuck Norris?

  • @lamontcranlc
    @lamontcranlc 7 років тому +310

    "We will harvest your blood for coolant."
    holy shit 😂

  • @andraethegiant1987
    @andraethegiant1987 Рік тому +79

    Darkseid: "You collect, when you should vanquish!"
    Brainiac: "I collect knowledge, not power!"
    Darkseid: "Without power, knowledge is useless!"
    One of the coolest dialogues in the game!

  • @unclerlradio
    @unclerlradio 7 років тому +719

    When I hear Bane threatening Darkseid I just think it's useless really...

    • @Zhello79
      @Zhello79 7 років тому +185

      Ruben Lima I don't think Bane reads the papers on Darkseid invasions lol

    • @FolkBoyify
      @FolkBoyify 6 років тому +74

      Zhello I don't think he cares, to be honest lol

    • @elielizgnocchi9419
      @elielizgnocchi9419 4 роки тому +53

      Anyone threatening Darkseid is useless lmao.

    • @unclerlradio
      @unclerlradio 4 роки тому +5

      @@Zhello79 Right?😅

    • @unclerlradio
      @unclerlradio 4 роки тому +5

      @@FolkBoyify true 😂

  • @Goraka91
    @Goraka91 7 років тому +558

    ''Are you a god?''
    ''From the fiery depths of Apokolips!''
    ''Noted for classification.''
    Jeffrey Combs is a straight savage.

    • @boogvaldez7874
      @boogvaldez7874 5 років тому +16

      Lilac the water dragon girl: so you one that create magic gems
      Darkseid: From the fiery depths of apokolips
      Lilac the water dragon girl: so gonna so pay for this

    • @daenite2480
      @daenite2480 3 роки тому +40

      @@boogvaldez7874 it's been two years. Do you look back and cringe on yourself now?

    • @JinX_11199
      @JinX_11199 3 роки тому +5

      @@daenite2480 lmfao

    • @blueguy15
      @blueguy15 3 роки тому +7

      @@daenite2480 I know i certainly do. Thank God for comment deletion.

    • @daenite2480
      @daenite2480 3 роки тому +4

      @Tom Arrow not in the slightest

  • @TheKersey475
    @TheKersey475 Рік тому +67

    19:12 Out of all of Darkseid's intros, this is the only one where he shows anything close respect; None of his usual arrogance or threats, but a genuine interest in the abilities of "A Marine"

    • @MalosiAudios
      @MalosiAudios Рік тому +4

      Ikr

    • @justincummings5022
      @justincummings5022 4 місяці тому +2

      In one of Sub Zero's intros, Darkseid actually refers to him as "Grandmaster".
      Pretty sure that and the one up above are the closest thing Darkseid has to a respectful intro.

  • @TheGreatBubba
    @TheGreatBubba 7 років тому +1404

    Whoever does the voice for Darkseid in this game does the best Darkseid voice ive ever heard. He just sounds poweful.

    • @killermemesatareasonablepr9707
      @killermemesatareasonablepr9707 7 років тому +164

      SagNation Gaming Michael Leon Wooley is the name of the voice actor for Darkseid in this game. He also voiced Darkseid in Batman: The Brave and the Bold.

    • @VunderGuy
      @VunderGuy 6 років тому +110

      Michael Ironside would like a word with you without sounding like a Frank Welkner, Saturday morning cartoon villain.

    • @Assassino275
      @Assassino275 5 років тому +46

      You guys are completely skipping over Ironside

    • @cavetrollvillageidiot3095
      @cavetrollvillageidiot3095 5 років тому +48

      Michael Ironside: Super or not, you are but a man. And I am a God.

    • @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805
      @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805 4 роки тому +25

      Ironside, Andre Braugher, and this one are all amazing sounds

  • @AndreWillyHarris
    @AndreWillyHarris 7 років тому +1148

    Cyborg: Superman wants you gone
    Darkseid: Yet he sends his minion into battle
    Daaaaamnnn

  • @Ctrooper2011
    @Ctrooper2011 7 років тому +346

    *Scarecrow*: Face the awful truth.
    *Darkseid*: What are you saying, worm?
    *Scarecrow*: Everything you built will fall.

    • @BlackIce3190
      @BlackIce3190 7 років тому +84

      Ctrooper2011 Scarecrow is a savage

    • @sonicsucks20
      @sonicsucks20 Рік тому +6

      Darkseid embraces despair. He is the tiger force of all things.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 2 місяці тому +1

      Scarecrow is a worm beneath notice.

  • @AJZulu
    @AJZulu 7 років тому +355

    "Good ol' Granny Goodness"

    • @albro1316
      @albro1316 7 років тому +34

      (AJZulu) ah yes good ol granny goodness torturing kids until they beg for death or become pawns at her hand and hypnotised superman to attack earth a yes good ol granny goodness

    • @lightheart5
      @lightheart5 5 років тому +11

      Granny loves you

    • @BananaMike780
      @BananaMike780 4 роки тому +15

      @Michael Myers Granny Goodness is a DC character. One of Darkseid's head torturers, I think. Her name is ironic.

    • @BananaMike780
      @BananaMike780 3 роки тому +4

      @@ezekielisrael6374 I was replying to someone who was insisting he said "granting goodness" who has since deleted their post. Calm down.

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 3 роки тому +1

      Lol the reason I know of her is cause of the harley quinn show I couldn't believe that was her name

  • @rcward
    @rcward 7 років тому +439

    It's laughable to see those that have no hope of fighting Darkseid alone

  • @LucinaMarthLowell
    @LucinaMarthLowell 7 років тому +251

    XD "just shoot yourself and ave me the trouble"
    Jesus-

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +19

      WarWolf Leave now or be Martyred.

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 6 років тому +4

      Lucina/Severa Lowell Notice how Deadshot raises his voice after that response? He felt the burn of that sick roast.

  • @Ctrooper2011
    @Ctrooper2011 7 років тому +206

    *Black Adam*: As sovereigns we have much in common.
    *Darkseid*: I'm a god, you're a king!
    *Black Adam*: You're a maniac, not a _god_!

    • @Xo-3130
      @Xo-3130 5 років тому +12

      Sorry Black Adam but Darkseid IS a God. A New God.

    • @Xo-3130
      @Xo-3130 4 роки тому

      @Irfan Alddin Superman usually gets his add handled to him though. In fact, the only times he ever eins is when he supercharged, fighting an avatar of Darkseid, and has backup from New Gods/Divine empowered beings.
      There also the fact Darkseid literally can't leave the Fourth World without destroying the Orray of Worlds being forced to user weaker avatars like most of the inhabitants of the Sphere of Gods.

    • @Xo-3130
      @Xo-3130 4 роки тому

      @Irfan Alddin actually he did. Final Crisis started because he won the war against good. He claimed ownership of reality soon afterwards and started twisting reality. Aldo, do keep in mind Superman only did that after Darkseid had been poisoned by a substance that was lethal to the New Gods (of which Batman shot him with a gun) and then had the New God of Death ram straight through him with intend of killing him and he still refused to die.
      Even afterwards Superman action only broke Darkseid but didn't truly kill him as his essence fell across reality and one of them began rebuilding it while traveling across the multiverse and killing so many supermen that the modern apocalypse has a pit filled with thousands of dead Supermen.

    • @Xo-3130
      @Xo-3130 4 роки тому

      He only truly died in Darkseid War and that was when he fought an anti-life infuses Anti-monitor which used both the power of the equation (which is stated to be a fragment of the source of all things), the New God of Death infused flash.
      Doing so unbalanced creation which caused several heroes to become gods (And in Shazams case cut him off from the original gods he got his powers from) before ending with order being restored as Darkseid was revived through the body of a child of an alternative Wonder Women.

    • @Xo-3130
      @Xo-3130 4 роки тому

      @Irfan Alddin incorrect. The Norse Gods die, as did some Egyptian, native African, and even Greek gods... even in DC gods can die but it's usually by either another gods hand or with more effort then one could realistically hope to use regularly. The thing is what makes the gods important is that the represent and how important that is.
      The New Gods are platocian ideals. If one of them dies the effects in reality is drastic as they are important for it to function.
      Like a machine if you remove a part it wouldn't properly function and that is what killing a New God is. Darkseid is the New God of Evil his role in reality is far to important. His death caused a system shock that tried to replace him until he finally returned and resumed his function.

  • @copopopocoporododoro
    @copopopocoporododoro 7 років тому +570

    Sub Zero: I know another wielder of lightening.
    Black Adam: The one with the bamboo hat?
    Sub Zero: Impossible...

    • @certifiedhater5387
      @certifiedhater5387 7 років тому +63

      WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME im 99.9% sure you just predicted a line

    • @MindNumbingInc
      @MindNumbingInc 7 років тому +29

      Sub Zero: I've dealt with lightening before.
      Black Adam: The White Lotus founder is beneath my power!
      Sub Zero: But you shall fall as he did (reference to MK X ending).

    • @guilhermeg.rodrigues1248
      @guilhermeg.rodrigues1248 7 років тому +8

      MindNumbingInc He didn't fall in the end. Haven't you seen his final cutscene showing Shinnok's head to Liu Kang and Kitana?

    • @MindNumbingInc
      @MindNumbingInc 7 років тому +10

      Charon, the Boat Guy I know he didn't. He just became corrupt. But in a sense he did as he isn't the same Raiden that he was before. But it's just for dialogue THOUGH he did fall in a sense.

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 7 років тому +13

      Black Adam: The master of the White Lotus. Where is he?
      Sub Zero: I fight for him to protect this realm.
      Black Adam: You will soon serve another master of lightning.

  • @jeant.2851
    @jeant.2851 7 років тому +417

    Honestly everyone except for Superman should be scared.

    • @SaintFrenchy
      @SaintFrenchy 7 років тому +115

      Mean Jean super girl is stronger than superman but in truth, none can actually kill True Darksied, these Darksieds are avatars

    • @reverseflash8520
      @reverseflash8520 7 років тому +49

      Mean Jean Brainiac is fine.

    • @shirshanyaroy287
      @shirshanyaroy287 7 років тому +59

      Super Girl is not stronger than Superman. She just has less control over her powers and thus holds back less.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +30

      Mean Jean And even then: He's still enslaved both Superman and Supergirl on separate occasions.

    • @ChanceClubs
      @ChanceClubs 7 років тому +68

      Doctor Fate

  • @doomer2electricboogaloo730
    @doomer2electricboogaloo730 7 років тому +236

    Darksied: Wow, a disappointment
    Everyone: You are beneath me
    Darksied: Sounded braver in your head, huh?

  • @DtheBEE
    @DtheBEE 7 років тому +87

    "Mine is the fire that forges stars". That sounds so badass with his voice

  • @Sam-ul9fm
    @Sam-ul9fm 6 років тому +384

    Darkseid: "Join my ranks and fight for a new god"
    Robin: "I don't play sidekick or victim..."
    Darksied: "How about dutiful minion!"
    lmfao straight savage

  • @BigMan274
    @BigMan274 2 роки тому +71

    You know he’s a badass when he talks about himself in 3rd person

    • @Straswa
      @Straswa 2 роки тому +4

      Agreed.

    • @Verguts48
      @Verguts48 Рік тому +5

      Doctor Doom also does that... Maybe that's why he and Darkseid are my favorite comic book villains.

  • @swiftdrone9246
    @swiftdrone9246 7 років тому +181

    Love Darkseid, he's just beast.

  • @Guksir
    @Guksir 7 років тому +144

    - "We have a world to rule"
    - "JOIN ME AND RULE GALAXIES"
    That was badass

  • @blackflagsnroses6013
    @blackflagsnroses6013 7 років тому +197

    Darkseid: "What primitive weapon is that?"
    Wonder Woman: "The Anti-Life Equation."
    Darkseid: "Finally, your true nature is revealed!"
    Did he just call her a bitch...

    • @elliotitua9419
      @elliotitua9419 7 років тому +18

      Ruben Avalos I believe he did

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 6 років тому +23

      Not directly, but yes

    • @jclinton4473
      @jclinton4473 3 роки тому +11

      techinically he didnt call her a bitch he just told her that he sees who she really is. AKA EVIL AS FUCK ... IN injustice who pushes superman to take over the world ( Wonder Woman) ps other than batman and that kryptonite wonder woman is prolly the best bet to beat him .

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 3 роки тому +8

      @@jclinton4473 She's always been overly violent...even murderous in this reality. In the Injustice's universe, Steve Trevor was a Nazi spy. In his own words, he loved her, but loved his Fatherland more. ...so she killed him.

    • @MalosiAudios
      @MalosiAudios Рік тому +2

      We’ve been waiting for it and it’s finally come 😮

  • @daddysaso
    @daddysaso 7 років тому +45

    "You are a worm beneath notice."
    My new comeback line.

  • @benjaminan1183
    @benjaminan1183 7 років тому +256

    "This is no way to please your master", Darkseid wants that sloppy tounge.

    • @angusmarch1066
      @angusmarch1066 3 роки тому +2

      @@onedaxster stfu prude

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 3 роки тому +4

      @@angusmarch1066 I am just gonna delete my reply since whoever the hell commented that more than three years ago is completely different from now me.

    • @angusmarch1066
      @angusmarch1066 3 роки тому +5

      @@onedaxster lol I didnt even notice it was 3 years ago.

    • @welcomeboi8991
      @welcomeboi8991 2 роки тому

      Darkseid would bite that shit off

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 2 роки тому +2

      *hrrk* I don’t like that image.

  • @certifiedhater5387
    @certifiedhater5387 7 років тому +339

    i love how darkseid is supposed to be badass but people are like "BRUH HE ASKIN FOR HEAD"

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 6 років тому +15

      Real PotatoKinq In a way he does need head. According to the comics he dissects people's brains for pieces of the Anti-Life Equation.

    • @marlenebrowntown6845
      @marlenebrowntown6845 6 років тому +1

      Peja21000 g

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 6 років тому +1

      Marlene Brown I'm not kidding!

    • @youtubeuser8483
      @youtubeuser8483 5 років тому

      yeah badass who tortures people for pleasure.... *sigh*

    • @youtubeuser8483
      @youtubeuser8483 5 років тому +1

      in that way you can also say hitler was badass

  • @commandershepardmessiah3345
    @commandershepardmessiah3345 7 років тому +173

    Darkseid "what primitive weapon is that?"
    wonder woman "the anti life equation"
    Darkseid "now your true nature has been revealed"
    even Darkseid knew wonder woman was a bitch in here.

  • @ij1376
    @ij1376 4 роки тому +63

    Darkseid's voice is... intimidating and intense. Love it.

  • @championastartes
    @championastartes 7 років тому +124

    Darkseid "Round 1... Fight"
    Darkseid "Finish him"
    Darkseid "Fatality"
    Darkseid "Flawless victory"
    Bruh... calm down
    Darkseid "This is no way to please your ​master... on your knees fool"

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 7 років тому +188

    "How will you survive my Omega Beam?"
    "Your power cannot touch me."
    " *CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.* "
    Aw shit NOW IT'S ON!

  • @Darkalfondso
    @Darkalfondso 7 років тому +58

    DS: How will you survive my Omega Beam?
    Brainiac: Your power cannot touch me
    DS: #challengeaccepted

  • @Afineaddition
    @Afineaddition 3 роки тому +35

    “I am your new god, woman.” Damn, Darkseid’s on patrol

  • @zeehero7280
    @zeehero7280 Рік тому +21

    I like how Darkseid doesn't even notice its another version of himself and talks to him as any other conquest target.

  • @dartcurt4213
    @dartcurt4213 7 років тому +127

    John Stewart:Finished with para-demons doing your dirty work?
    Darkseid: You Dare to imply cowardess on my part?
    John Stewart: real leaders lead from the front
    Me:Damn!

    • @GenshinLover283
      @GenshinLover283 5 років тому +9

      Jon Stewart is the best Green Lantern

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 3 роки тому +2

      That was retconned in the new 52. He roams the multiverse as himself now

    • @hulkbelowall9532
      @hulkbelowall9532 2 роки тому

      @@geekymetalhead5112 mainly cus his Godhead was scattered

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 2 роки тому

      @@hulkbelowall9532 on what issue?

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 2 роки тому

      @@hulkbelowall9532 like I remember In a video I was watching they brought it up but I forgot

  • @mobeen4114
    @mobeen4114 7 років тому +148

    11:31 Can we all just take a moment to admire Deadshot who tells Darkseid - FUCKING DARKSEID - to piss off

    • @dreammist7868
      @dreammist7868 7 років тому +22

      Brass balls

    • @totalawesomeness2310
      @totalawesomeness2310 7 років тому +11

      Behind you That man does not give a single fuck, balls of titanium for that dude, he faces Darkseid FUCKING DARKSEID with guns. GUNS FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

    • @Aivottaja
      @Aivottaja 7 років тому +19

      And Batman faces him with toys. Harley faces him with a gun, a baseball bat and two hyenas. Biggest balls of all? Catwoman. Just a whip and claws.

    • @gman2570
      @gman2570 7 років тому +41

      i would say scarecrow has the biggest balls he just uses fear gas and hopes darkseid is afraid of something

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 6 років тому +1

      Standing Behind U He shit talked the wrong person.

  • @totalawesomeness2310
    @totalawesomeness2310 7 років тому +49

    Kneel and become my warrior
    Unless you're paying then PISS OFF
    Best, Line Ever. Well, now we know it isn't just Deadshot's mask that's made from metal, apparently his balls are as well

    • @radred1882
      @radred1882 3 роки тому +1

      It's probably made from the same stuff that Wonder Woman's bracelets are made from as well.

    • @welcomeboi8991
      @welcomeboi8991 2 роки тому

      Darkseid finna melt those balls real quick

  • @WZRDNELL-ik2ru
    @WZRDNELL-ik2ru 7 років тому +209

    I guarantee you if Darkseid just slapped some lotion on that face he will get all the head he wants.

  • @oriondogofwar3517
    @oriondogofwar3517 7 років тому +401

    it doesn't faze him that theirs another one wtf

    • @ilikethecokev2
      @ilikethecokev2 7 років тому +166

      All Darkseid sees is another thing he can control or must destroy.

    • @fil5864
      @fil5864 7 років тому +60

      BLACK ATHEIST PRIDE Well, in canon (if I'm not mistaken), Darkseid is one being across all universes.

    • @kewinabea5439
      @kewinabea5439 7 років тому +27

      BLACK ATHEIST PRIDE the multiverse doesn't apply to the new gods cuz they live outside of time and space in the fourth world

    • @benjaminan1183
      @benjaminan1183 7 років тому +31

      BLACK ATHEIST PRIDE The avatars of Darkseid know of each other's existence.

    • @oriondogofwar3517
      @oriondogofwar3517 7 років тому +1

      Benjamin Nicol oh cool

  • @thesweyy5999
    @thesweyy5999 7 років тому +8

    Darkseid: You are all my bitches now.
    Everyone: No!
    Darkseid: Bitches are suppose to be on their knees.

    • @Pacbandit13
      @Pacbandit13 6 років тому

      Elias Walston Palacios you will make a fine slave

  • @offdabean
    @offdabean 7 років тому +88

    I just love how most of these heroes talk so much smack and are so proud, yet they are literally nothing compared to Darkseid. I really want to see Grodd killed by Darkseid.

    • @lonewolfgamingplus379
      @lonewolfgamingplus379 7 років тому +10

      Moober Doober I know right ! they are not freaking out about standing in front of Darkseid a New God !

  • @Shinzon23
    @Shinzon23 7 років тому +83

    is it just me or does Darkseid seem singularly unimpressed when facing himself? He doesn't even seem to have unique dialogue acknowledging his Mirror...
    Also, I love his poise... he always starts by holding his hands behind his back like he has not a care in the world.

    • @elliotitua9419
      @elliotitua9419 7 років тому +20

      Lazurkri He doesn't give a f**k 😂😂😂

  • @evo2542
    @evo2542 3 роки тому +23

    I never get tired of the way he points to his opponent with his whole hand. Something oddly satisfying about it.

    • @isaacblake4201
      @isaacblake4201 9 місяців тому +1

      Assertiveness Ego and dominance.

  • @irvinmorales1409
    @irvinmorales1409 7 років тому +376

    It's funny how most of these characters believe they actually stand a chance against Darkseid. Darkseid would obliterate 9/10 of the roster with a damn backhand.

    • @LexingtonDeville984
      @LexingtonDeville984 5 років тому +12

      Irvin Morales It’s just a game

    • @LightSoul-8
      @LightSoul-8 4 роки тому +36

      Honestly, no character in this game could beat Darkseid.....including Darkseid.

    • @burningcoal5705
      @burningcoal5705 4 роки тому +32

      Only character that has a chance to beat Darkseid is Amazo or Doctor Manhattan

    • @m16dude967
      @m16dude967 4 роки тому +33

      @@burningcoal5705 Fate, High-Father, Lucifer Morningstar, and the presence.

    • @GreyShield7
      @GreyShield7 4 роки тому +25

      @@m16dude967
      I'd add Trigon and Neron to that list as well 💪

  • @justthor5970
    @justthor5970 7 років тому +195

    Catwoman: I've got 9 lives to spare
    Darkside: 9 lives to torcher
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @donquixotedoflamingo3735
    @donquixotedoflamingo3735 7 років тому +55

    I will break for granny goodness...

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 6 років тому +2

      DonQuixote Doflamingo I don't know what context to take that in or out of because I've never read the comics and I have no clue who this "Granny Goodness" is.

    • @sithmaster4305
      @sithmaster4305 6 років тому

      Basically dark seid's purpose who breaks his servants. I could be wrong but that's what her job is I believe.

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 2 роки тому +1

      @@onedaxster
      The leader of the “Furies” he keeps mentioning. Think Evil! Charlie’s Angels, but they’re straight-up slaves instead of employees.

  • @UnknowableThen
    @UnknowableThen 11 місяців тому +7

    I like Darkseid because he just kinda walks up to people and tells them he is their master and eradicates them if they resist.

  • @raziel6304
    @raziel6304 7 років тому +66

    Lmao all these dudes think they stand a chance against Darkseid.

  • @sparknazo
    @sparknazo 7 років тому +241

    darkseid has that daddy voice😂

    • @gjraccoon
      @gjraccoon 7 років тому +9

      spark nazo lol

  • @AlexNight
    @AlexNight 7 років тому +84

    Darkseid: "What primitive weapon is that?"
    Wonder Woman: "The Anti-Life Equation."
    WTF did she just say?!

    • @camillogiulietti2028
      @camillogiulietti2028 7 років тому +32

      Alex Night The Anti Life equation can destroy free will which is why a dictator like Darkseid wants it

    • @AlexNight
      @AlexNight 7 років тому +32

      I understand what it is. My question is why Wonder Woman is saying that.

    • @DropkickNation
      @DropkickNation 7 років тому +6

      She was trying to own Darkseid by saying that his weapon is primitive.

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 6 років тому +14

      Because he knows she's a BITCH, that's why

    • @thekimjongillest1112
      @thekimjongillest1112 6 років тому +23

      she's implying that she's gonna take away Darkseid's life with her sword, the "anti-life" equation

  • @ryanvictoria7220
    @ryanvictoria7220 7 років тому +42

    "Challenge excepted" -Darkseid 2017

  • @chelseaiswaifu5464
    @chelseaiswaifu5464 7 років тому +36

    11:54 damn darkseid chill

  • @zosanabria1619
    @zosanabria1619 3 роки тому +9

    I love how darkseid's dialog with himself is just insults and threats and not even acknowledging he's talking to himself

  • @H3nw3
    @H3nw3 7 років тому +67

    7:47 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

  • @andrewrizzitano3929
    @andrewrizzitano3929 7 років тому +36

    I expected the Superman ones to be a little more personal.

  • @CronksNewBrothel
    @CronksNewBrothel 10 місяців тому +3

    Darkseid such an intergalactic savage lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tyberiousbeck7155
    @tyberiousbeck7155 2 роки тому +10

    When I'm having a shitty day? I watch this video to cheer myself up. Darkseid has the best insults & comebacks of any character.

  • @TahoesLimit
    @TahoesLimit 7 років тому +16

    Darkseid vs Darkseid is literally when a massive anime fan meats another massive anime fan

  • @brunacasteloa7594
    @brunacasteloa7594 7 років тому +59

    Darkseid... one of my favourite villains :)
    LOSTy, is there a character that you would like to see in this game?

    • @lostygirl
      @lostygirl  7 років тому +17

      I got my favs in it :D

    • @brunacasteloa7594
      @brunacasteloa7594 7 років тому +7

      I know, I know :D

    • @AlexZebol
      @AlexZebol 7 років тому +3

      BruRochefort The Fox Deathstroke, Lex Luthor, Red Hood, General Zod (as alternate skin for Supes?), Martian and RED SON versions of Bats and Supes with new voicelines. (Soviet Batman appears as a member of multiverse Justice League in Green Arrow's ending)

  • @hewhomakesnosound
    @hewhomakesnosound 7 років тому +39

    Darkside is straight savage to himself.

  • @HybridSpektar
    @HybridSpektar 5 років тому +8

    The way he stretches his hand out is so good

  • @happycompsognathus4411
    @happycompsognathus4411 4 роки тому +8

    Flash: I run toward Danger. not from it
    Black racer: excuse me

  • @guillermodominguezdelafuen2730
    @guillermodominguezdelafuen2730 6 років тому +59

    Darkseid would turn an unexpectedly kind yet terryfing flatmate:
    -Nice coffee you're brewing there
    -FROM THE FIERY DEPTHS OF APOKOLIPS!!

    • @topcoppelion6626
      @topcoppelion6626 6 років тому +2

      You want chips with that 😃

    • @8tymology
      @8tymology 3 роки тому

      "Mine is the fire that forges Folgers."

    • @revolvency
      @revolvency 3 роки тому

      Lmao, this is so funny

  • @defblinders9585
    @defblinders9585 7 років тому +32

    Is it just me, or, if he were alive, Micheal Clark Duncan would've been an EXCELLENT Darkseid, in voice and live action?

  • @youssefmohammed7344
    @youssefmohammed7344 5 років тому +15

    Darkseid: what primitive weapon is that ?
    Wonder woman: the anti-life equation.
    Darkseid: finally your true nature is revealed
    Sounds like enough evidence that Wo Wo is the real villain in this story

  • @APRICEPRODUCTION
    @APRICEPRODUCTION 3 роки тому +17

    Scarecrow has a point, "Everything you build will fall" Darkseid's greatest fear is losing his power.

  • @brianvazquez8261
    @brianvazquez8261 7 років тому +36

    From the firing depth of Apokolips.

  • @happymasksalesman9116
    @happymasksalesman9116 6 років тому +13

    4:25 is the most cinematic intro in the series.

  • @alexanders2669
    @alexanders2669 4 роки тому +12

    This is the best Darkseid voice imo. Feels powerful without feeling fake

  • @mider-spanman5577
    @mider-spanman5577 7 років тому +43

    Darkseid to John Stewart: Pledge your life to me Hal Jordan.
    John Stewart: I'm not Hal Jordan, did you forget?!! 😂

  • @tribunalcustodian3989
    @tribunalcustodian3989 7 років тому +20

    Darkseid is a total savage

  • @andreicomahig31
    @andreicomahig31 7 років тому +19

    catwoman is out of her league

  • @NexusGaming857
    @NexusGaming857 3 роки тому +5

    First interaction: Darkseid just bored, so he's making his avatars fight

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 3 роки тому +4

    "That is no way to please your master."
    *excuse me what the fuck*

  • @Teterakis
    @Teterakis 2 роки тому +10

    Darkseid reminds me my history professor.

  • @jack-exzolt9858
    @jack-exzolt9858 3 роки тому +21

    You know for a despot and a tyrant, Darkseid seemed considerate for his generals.
    "My torturer, DeSaad has interest in you."
    "I shall break you, for Granny Goodness."
    "Kalibak will be avenged!"
    When Darkseid says, "Serve me, and rule galaxies!" I would believe him. As long as your loyalty to him is paramount, he will fulfill his promise. But if he finds you weak and incompetent and hesitant, you'll be thrown in the pits.

    • @jorgebersabe293
      @jorgebersabe293 2 роки тому +5

      Darkseid is after all, ruthlessly pragmatic. He isn't going to screw you over unless it benefits him. If it doesn't he won't, not out of morals, but out of pride and pragmatism.

    • @jack-exzolt9858
      @jack-exzolt9858 2 роки тому +4

      @@jorgebersabe293 Only downside is, Darkseid may be lenient, but his generals are a different story. Apokolips rulers tend to break into a civil war with lots of backstabbing and political conflicts.
      This is why I hated the new Darkseid in the new DCAU, he's no pragmatist, just a stereotypical tyrannical villain. And he's always on the frontlines, that's not how Darkseid works. He only goes to the frontlines if he's the only one left, giving you that final boss theme.

  • @vaughnsaban9811
    @vaughnsaban9811 5 років тому +6

    Catwoman: "I have nine lives to spare."
    Darkseid: "Nine lives to torture"

  • @bleepsy
    @bleepsy 7 років тому +81

    Darkseid to other Darkseid: Darkseid has never been beaten.
    Well this is just awkward then.
    Extra Note: Why does everyone in this game seem completely confident in their ability to beat Darkseid?

    • @travisoliver6741
      @travisoliver6741 7 років тому +18

      Louis Pollitt Everyone can battle Superman due to the super pills/powers, so they have some chance of beating him.

    • @igoroliveira6725
      @igoroliveira6725 5 років тому +4

      ᅚDen except green arrow, aways acting like the underdog.

  • @MrJomalley123
    @MrJomalley123 Рік тому +3

    Batman: ever heard of the phantom zone?
    Darksied: Ever heard of the Omega Sanction?

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +38

    I feel like his response to "The Flash, Fastest man alive" should be more direct, such as
    "Then you should run away."
    or
    "Nothing outruns the Omega beams"
    or
    "My Furies will hang your legs in the streets of Apokolips"

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 6 років тому +4

      Missed opportunities are what missed opportunities are

    • @nightgodd7865
      @nightgodd7865 4 роки тому +2

      He does say "You should have fled to the speedforce"

  • @rapzalsos6237
    @rapzalsos6237 7 років тому +18

    Darkseid is savage AF. reaction to Brainiac. Stone-cold response.

    • @SomePotatoMan
      @SomePotatoMan 5 років тому +2

      What about his response to Deadshot?
      “Shoot yourself and spare me the trouble.”

  • @welcomeboi8991
    @welcomeboi8991 2 роки тому +4

    9:16 I could literally hear catwoman shitting herself

  • @Bluesit32
    @Bluesit32 4 роки тому +7

    0:44 Well now! A Marvel vs DC reference. Thanos vs Darkseid. How very unexpected. The actual exchange went something like:
    "A disciple of Death vs a Lord of Destruction. Care to wager on this battle, Darkseid?" "I wager, you pale imitation of me, that you shall lose."

  • @LegacyKnight-zm6vz
    @LegacyKnight-zm6vz 7 років тому +8

    0:44--0:52 sounded like the interaction Darkseid had with Thanos in the crossover comic.

  • @mmus13898
    @mmus13898 Рік тому +2

    PG: My earth isn’t lost. I just can’t find it
    I’m pretty sure there’s a word for that…

  • @imperialfistsmarine5064
    @imperialfistsmarine5064 7 років тому +137

    Kind of sad he doesn't say BEGONE THOT against the female characters.

    • @hewhomakesnosound
      @hewhomakesnosound 7 років тому +39

      Khorne Marine Bruh that would have been the best. Imagine that.

    • @jari32
      @jari32 5 років тому +4

      *smh*
      Lonely Virgins

    • @MerlinTheCommenter
      @MerlinTheCommenter 3 роки тому +2

      @@jari32 lmao imagine thinking having a sense of humor is caused by loneliness and sexlessness. It's 2021, dumbass, women are as easy as ever. Just don't be fat or autistic. These are jokes, don't project your own lack of experience onto others. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🙄

    • @jari32
      @jari32 3 роки тому +3

      @@MerlinTheCommenter
      Dang, you really replied to an almost 2 year old comment over a joke. 😂😂
      You realize I was also making a joke. I don't know how you can read "smh" and think I was being serious.
      It sounds like you some personal problems you need fixing.

    • @chadpeterson5698
      @chadpeterson5698 Місяць тому

      He’s not a sexist, and plus he doesn’t have a sense of humor so he wouldn’t say that.

  • @chasearooni2119
    @chasearooni2119 6 років тому +8

    The only person whom Darkseid fears is Granny Goodness

  • @BlackFang2
    @BlackFang2 2 роки тому +5

    9:09
    9 lives to torture 💀💀💀

  • @ethanalley8037
    @ethanalley8037 7 років тому +45

    Anyone catch that Darkseid vs Thanos reference?

    • @AlexZebol
      @AlexZebol 7 років тому

      Ethan Alley Where?

    • @ethanalley8037
      @ethanalley8037 7 років тому +22

      It's at 0:43, the lines are identical to a moment where Darkseid fought Thanos in a crossover.
      Link to the comic panel- cdn2us.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeekus/files/styles/article_width/public/2016/03/darkseid_vs_thanos.jpg?itok=GoKWlyeZ

    • @YamashitaTsubasa
      @YamashitaTsubasa 7 років тому

      Ethan Alley yoooooooo nice catch!

  • @Summon256
    @Summon256 7 років тому +28

    Holy shit, Wonder Woman being cocky even towards Darkseid! Lol In this alternate universe this girl sure knows no limits isn't she?? Omg

  • @constantinbliege4638
    @constantinbliege4638 5 років тому +7

    Green Lantern (John Stewart): Finished with parademons doing your dirty work?
    Darkseid: You dare to imply cowardice on my part?
    Green Lantern: Real leaders lead from the front.
    R.I.P. Darkseid