Nah, he's completely wrong on that. The 1998 production of Cats was really well executed. Of course, they just stuck to the basic format: song and dance number seguing into another throughout. But that is what worked about Cats. It didn't need dialogue or the other trappings of a standard movie.
@@Wired4Life2, aside from the occasional special effects (Mistopheles disappearing at the end of the Magical Mr Mistopheles song) and teh switching up of the song order, the 1998 film was basically the same as the live production I saw earlier this year.
Counterpoint; Broadway plays should be filmed while they still have some cultural currency *even if* they're still successful enough as Broadway plays that a movie would cut them short on Broadway. Cats should've been done (in ink-and-cel animation) in the late '80s/early '90s, and the producers and directors behind this version should've done Dear Evan Hansen instead.
The play absolutely has no plot - it's just cats introducing themselves through songs until one of them gets to go to cat heaven. That's it, that's the plot. And just to be clear, I absolutely love the musical! But it baffles me how anyone would think it would translate well into an actual movie.
No, not really. Once a year the Jellicle Cats meet at a dump so Old Deteronomy (who is a MALE) can choose one of them to ascend to the Heavenside Layer and be reincarnated ionto a new life! And each of the finalists present him or herself to him in song! It's easy to figure out!
@@opedits-ar8920 wow your childhood must have sucked. He made Kenan and Kel and Drake and Josh he is the Spielberg of nick and he got fired for liking underage feet.
There is a plot, it's just told through songs and dance numbers, and besides, it's a concept musical, it focuses on the art of dancing, acting and singing itself and world building much more than a detailed story
I do agree, but the costumes and make up are much harder to use. The musical used costumes and make up which suits musicals, but costumes they used in the play wouldn't have been as effective. And not all of the design was CG, they actually used alot of makeup and CG'ed over it.
According to most people, it usually isn't the best choice. Back then people only used CGI if they absolutely have to. I myself don't mind CGI as long as it's good, I'm just stating facts
For me I got my main 3 reviewers. Jeremy, Chris and Angry Joe. I like to see different prospectives but I think we can all agree this movie is an abomination.
@@Manganization in all honesty it probably should never have been made into a film. The musical is really just a collection of songs assigned to the poetry it's based on, really loosely constructed into a story. It's more like a concept album about cats than anything. In a show it's okay because the dancing and singing looks much more impressive on a small stage, so you just have fun with the songs and amazing dance routines. In film you expect more of a narrative experience, so it's not really the best platform for a show like 'Cats'. It's a great show, but it would have never worked as a movie.
Yeah and that's all due to actor's ego. Plus they probably also didn't want to sit in a chair having makeup and prosthetics applied for hours even though that would have looked so much better.
Why did they do the atrocious CGI monstrosities instead of just doing good make up and costumes? It'd have looked WAY better, as it is it looks a profoundly ugly movie.
They promised the big stars that there would be no long hours in the make up chair and no uncomfortable costumes. Thats they got them to agree to star in this thing.
im a musical person and i dont hate cats. it was one of the first ones i saw live so i guess one of the reasons i like it is just nostalgia, but honestly, it's not that bad. good enough to still be on broadway? hell no. but there are worse musicals and it's entertaining. but yeah the movie is trash
That actually is accurate. There isn't really a plot in theatrical Cats musical. They just sing about several cats and then one of them goes to some kind of cat heaven or whatever and that's it.
+[Masked Badass] Given some of the context clues throughout the musical, I myself would not be at all surprised if the word "Jellical" was derived from "Angelical". I.E.: the cats in Cats aren't ordinary cats, but (An)gelical Cats.
Well, I think it is wrong to say that there isn't really a plot in the musical. The story may be very short and maybe basic, and I also do not think it is too important to follow the plot in a Musical where the focus is clearly somewhere else, but nonetheless the scenes do follow a thread and are connected. I do agree tho, that the plot needs to be extended, if the musical is expected to be transalted into a movie. Sorry for this random answer I'm tired
Anything is possible. It just requires someone who loves and understands both sides. For the longest time, I heard that Lord of the Rings could never be translated well from book to movie. It took Peter Jackson, who truly understood the books and film to make it happen. For Cats, it is obvious that the movie creators were not invested in what would make people want to see a Cats movie.
Similarly, ppl talk about Secret Wars being in MCU, I don't think it can be properly translated there there are lot of examples where movie adaptations don't work
Diss Gummy not gonna debate politics on a cats review, at the end of the day you can be the best president ever but if you’re clearly a piece of shit and have proven to be on several occasions nothing else matters. Have a good day little sheep.
Jay Jay “It doesn’t matter if you are the best president ever, if you are a piece of shit.” What? I mean... what? It shouldn’t matter if someone is a POS if they are the ‘best’ at their job Otherwise you are basically saying that you would rather have underqualified people for the job, so long as they aren’t rude?
@@prajwaljayaraj5887 dunno if this specific VPN has a laptop version but generally yes vpns all work on laptops for bypassing government and countrywide site restrictions including pornhub
That would...have been hilarious as shit. Come onnnn. That’d make this...thing at least worth price of admission, just seeing the Advent of the Cucumber.
Danilo Accioly if you don’t go to the movies often sure. If you actually go to the movies and don’t just spew out what’s cool to say even though it isn’t true, no.
I LOVE Cats don’t dance! Great movie that also has my favorite bit of stunt casting ever. The talent agent who gets parts for all the animals? He was voiced by Frank Welker. Look up just about any animal part in any animated movie ever. There’s a better than even chance that Frank Welker did the voice.
Why did they adapt this??? I love the musical, but every criticism Jeremy has isn’t about the movie, it’s just how the musical is: it has no plot, and it’s just separate scenes with huge tone shifts. This works for the musical, but not at all in movie form.
I just watched the play. Fucking sucked. It literally gives life to the expression story is king. Idc how fancy/elaborate your singing/choreography is. If there’s no story then wtf is the point.
@@migssotto exactly what kind of plot did you expect from a story about cats prowling around being...cats? Does anybody appreciate art anymore. It's basically about life and death. That's really all a cat does. They dont have jobs, divorce and home insurance issues Lol! This is Andrew lloyd webber not martin Scorsese
Turning Broadway to Film has been done before. Sometimes successfully, but whatever. Ex. Into the Woods, Chicago, Sweeny Todd, Rent, Les Mis, Mamma Mia, Phantom of the Opera, West Sidr Story, etc. Makes sense that the biggest musical ever would be made. This however, this is uncanny valley...
Okay, the plot, as I understand it is about a group of alley cats called "Jellicles". And on this "special" night, all the cats are competing through song and dance for a chance to "die and be reborn as a kitten" all shiny and new. Along the way, they come across a bad cat that thinks he should be chosen, a young cat that does fit in, and a couple of magical cats. Old Deuteronomy comes in and, based on the various cats performances, chooses which one is to die and be reborn. That cat is lifted away to start her new life. The end. Now, they should have stuck to one stage setting, left out the cat eating mice and roaches with human faces, used the same cast from the stage production as well as those costumes, used the same music and choreography and filmed it as a continuous shot. Basically just filmed an actual stage performance. Other stage shows can get the movie treatment and be fine. Agnes of God, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Lost in Yonkers, Chicago, led Miserables, Grease, the list goes on and on. But this one can't. It's lack of a plot , coupled with the fact that the stage show medium and being a heavy music and dance show simply couldn't translate to film.
COMPLETELY AGREE ABOUT THE CATS EATING MICE AND ROACHES WITH HUMAN FACES!!!!!! MY JAW ACTUALLY DROPPED AT THAT!!!! WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS AN OKAY CHOICE?!?!?!?
I wanted it but I wanted it to be animated with absolutely no live action elements to it. Of course with both Dreamworks and Disney having shut down their 2D department that wasn't gonna happen. Dreamworks could have made it like Puss In Boots. Or they could have given it to the guys who did Coraline. And hopefully they would flesh out the plot a bit more - take creative liberties. But since none of that would have happened, honestly yes I wish this movie wouldn't have been made
I haven’t seen the musical or the movie yet but I understand someone wanting to make a movie of it because the musical is one of the most successful musical in history. Both on Broadway and the West End. The IP has made 3 Billion WorldWide
Yeaaaaaa. I feel like the official synopsis should be "Some plays should not be adapted as movies". Cats as a play is pretty entertaining. As a film, it just cannot ever work. The "plot" of the play is that one cat will be selected to be reincarnated by the elder cat, and then every single cat proceeds to do a song and dance number about their life to prove they are the worthy cat. And then a cat is chosen and it ends. So yea...fun as a play... Should have never been made as a film.
Musicals are about costumes, snappy numbers, lots of movement around the stage, live music and singing. It is a specific kind of entertainment. Leave it on stage.
This is a stage play that was designed to be made on the cheap in one shot (set). The plot is really simple, but apparently they didn't even get it through in the movie? Talk about something that never should have been made. I asked my mom if I was going to take her to it because she has seen the stage play of cats 3 times. She said… "I have zero interest in that." So the question is who the hell is this for?
Oliver O how dare you insult the cinematic masterpiece that was such a fine retelling of a beloved children’s classic. (Well it is now that Cats exists😹)
Big fan of the musical, can confirm: Musical has no plot, the dancing is impressive, the songs are fun & emotive. This movie threw out everything good about the musical.
I've watched a few reviews and the movie and I've seen the stage show. I also read the book of poetry it is based on. No story, and trying to create a story has messed it up. The old VHS and dvd recording of the stage show is superior.
@@johnglen8550 I have the book of poems too. The 1998 cast is my favorite performance. There's something whimsical and fun about the show that the movie loses. It's also far less impressive when everything is so edited and flashy. You miss out on the beauty of the human body, all the flexibility & stamina that the performers exhibit.
Jeremy hit the nail on the head: on stage, live, you can enjoy a lot of song and dance with barely a plot to it. It's an event to go out on a date to see, and to respect these performers have to get it right the first time, everytime. However, on film-- it's a different world with different expectations.
@milk it so your gonna tell me people ain't go to see this shit because Jason or many other black actors??? Or do you live under a rock?? Its only racist when you dont like the truth huh?? Wouldn't the studio be racist too if the hire black celebrities to sell tickets to a certain race??
My local police force made a face book post with a picture of them holding a cat in handcuffs. They consider this film a crime. When law enforcement is making fun of your movie you've messed up real bad.
Hi there! huge cats fan here. I've loved the musical since I was a child, and I even acted in a production of it for our local drama group. It seems like a vast majority of people who went into this movie had ZERO clue what they were getting themselves into, and you can't be blamed for that. Cats the musical might be one of the most successful musicals of all time, but the stage show is EXACTLY THE SAME AS THIS. minus the whole "plot" point of Macavity kidnapping the other cats (lol what), the show flows the exact same goddamn way the movie does. in fact, when i saw the trailer for the first time, i was PROFOUNDLY confused because Cats has no plot. it's NEVER had a plot. trying to find a plot for cats is about as easy as herding them. getting big name actors to do one thing then disappear forever is actually right in line with this musical, and i was actually concerned that the star power for these bit characters would overshadow the cats who are SUPPOSED to be......i can't really call them lead characters. logic doesn't live here. but we're SUPPOSED to follow the grey narrator cat, and the focus should be on the dancers. hell in the musical, only the cats who get songs have names you can figure out cuz the rest of them ARE NEVER NAMED. oh they have names of course, but it isn't said ONCE in the show. this isn't a movie that should've been made because there is literally nothing you can do to make it flow like a real story. that being said i loved the FUCK outta this movie precisely because it's so batshit bonkers.
And before they even knew what they had they patented it, they packaged it, they slapped it on a plastic lunch box and now ( bangs hand on table) they're selling it they're selling it
“Not everything translates well to film.”
And that’s it.
Nah, he's completely wrong on that. The 1998 production of Cats was really well executed. Of course, they just stuck to the basic format: song and dance number seguing into another throughout. But that is what worked about Cats. It didn't need dialogue or the other trappings of a standard movie.
People who watch the 1998 TV film are aware of and accept it as a somewhat creatively-shot recording of the blockbuster stage musical.
@@Wired4Life2, aside from the occasional special effects (Mistopheles disappearing at the end of the Magical Mr Mistopheles song) and teh switching up of the song order, the 1998 film was basically the same as the live production I saw earlier this year.
Counterpoint; Broadway plays should be filmed while they still have some cultural currency *even if* they're still successful enough as Broadway plays that a movie would cut them short on Broadway. Cats should've been done (in ink-and-cel animation) in the late '80s/early '90s, and the producers and directors behind this version should've done Dear Evan Hansen instead.
It is a bad musical to begin with. Superstar and Evita were decent. Tim Rice left and the rest is kind of garbage.
Thanks for taking one for the team.
Team... Team America? Lol jk
He does that a lot.
Yessir thanks.
AmericanClassicMusic He looks like he takes the whole team.
So did Chris Stuckmann, unfortunately.
Saw it last night with 4 friends. Fell asleep during the movie. 10/10 great nap
You need new friends.
So you took a CAT nap lol.
@@mikealnewyork You have purrfected the art of the pun 👍
Universal Soldier why
Rather watch the cat in the hat
can't believe I'm binge-watching Cats reviews on youtube and they're literally more entertaining than the movie itself.
Same
Ditto
Me too lmao 😂😂😭
same. 😂😂😂
Same !! I agree
The play absolutely has no plot - it's just cats introducing themselves through songs until one of them gets to go to cat heaven. That's it, that's the plot. And just to be clear, I absolutely love the musical! But it baffles me how anyone would think it would translate well into an actual movie.
Hollywood seems to think everything has to become a movie...
A cartoon would have been better
@@linhle8294 Yeah, I'd actually love to see that!
So Kimmy Schmidt was pretty accurate?
Your review had me dying! Cat heaven!🤣
this movie is one of those cases where the "Just cause you can, doesn't mean you should" saying applies
Hunter You could make Star Wars episode 10!
Fyodor noooooooo😮 Disney needs to stick to the Mandelorian!
*just cause you could, doesn't mean you should.
But whoaa with you 100%
Well Hollywood, uh, finds a way
A fine example indeed.
“Alright let’s talk about this monstrosity”
Nuff heard.
Vc Legacy lets do it
I think he meant CATastrophy!!!
1,000th like!
This movie wasn’t released
It escaped
Jurassic Fett ha hahaha love this comment
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Stolen from another channel reviewing the same movie except that comment has 19k likes.
@@Fingersofjoy Yep. I saw that, too!
I think the plot to Cats is just cats introducing themselves until one is allowed to die. So yea, not much of a plot.
Have you ever heard of nonlinear? Look it up
No, not really. Once a year the Jellicle Cats meet at a dump so Old Deteronomy (who is a MALE) can choose one of them to ascend to the Heavenside Layer and be reincarnated ionto a new life! And each of the finalists present him or herself to him in song! It's easy to figure out!
hi Irose. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhh
No that's actually it. That's the play, and I guess that's the movie
@@colleen4ever You can explain the plot all you want too. It's still stupid.
You know who will look at their feet.
Quentin Tarantino: yes
He thought the feet were too clean
Love that movie! That part cracks my shit up!
and Dan Schneider
@@opedits-ar8920 Wow, go lay down, child....
@@opedits-ar8920 wow your childhood must have sucked. He made Kenan and Kel and Drake and Josh he is the Spielberg of nick and he got fired for liking underage feet.
"There's no plot."
Yep. That's Cats.
"There is no plot." That, my friends, is Cats in a nutshell.
There is a plot. Trust me. Its subtle, but if you didn't like it, watch the musical. It is really good.
I thought that the plot was that the cats "compete" by songs for a chance to be reborn, and get a new life, and Grizabella the Glamourcat were chosen.
@@Vurdah kind of. Watch the musical
Know what an Evangelical Christian or a Born Again Christian? If the answer is yes, then thats the plot of Cats... at least to me
There is a plot, it's just told through songs and dance numbers, and besides, it's a concept musical, it focuses on the art of dancing, acting and singing itself and world building much more than a detailed story
I can’t wait to not watch this movie
I plan on watching this hammered when it gets to VOD.
@@jbearclowater why?
That’s my sentiment too!
If I was being honest with you
I would not watch this movie at all
Mahad- It’s like you took the words right out of my mouth😂
“If all five of you go see cats this weekend” 😂😂😂
1M views later..
@@u.u.u9969 i’m clearly talking about the audience that went to see it in theaters..
I feel embarrassed for actual cats after this movie. They didn't deserve this.
I see this comment on every Cats movie. How original.
real cat of earth is much interesting to watch than what Cats of not sure which world is impersonating in the movie.
@@VanessaSaintil then they musta stole it from me! When I posted this I hadn't seen it anywhere else little Ms Sarcastic.
Stevie would turn his nose up at this...
@@VanessaSaintilstop lying. Never saw this comment anywhere!
I also like to add that CGI isn't always the best choice for effects.
Sometimes its better to just use costumes and make up.
Agree... And may I add practical effects as well. Some of the greatest directors still champion their use
I do agree, but the costumes and make up are much harder to use. The musical used costumes and make up which suits musicals, but costumes they used in the play wouldn't have been as effective. And not all of the design was CG, they actually used alot of makeup and CG'ed over it.
Totally agree and infact cgi has been the death of movies in so many ways
According to most people, it usually isn't the best choice. Back then people only used CGI if they absolutely have to. I myself don't mind CGI as long as it's good, I'm just stating facts
@@jonesy2111 I don't agree, many movies I love use CGI and many movies I love use a lot of CGI.
He starts the video saying he has to save his voice and talk quietly
Then *promptly* gives us a high energy review
That's because the guy is good!! :)
Chris Stuckmann and Jeremy Jahns :- Watching awful movies since 2010 so we don't have to
But... some of us watch them anyway just to see how bad they are XD
Fuck Chris Stuckmann we only have Jeremy Jahns !!!
For me I got my main 3 reviewers. Jeremy, Chris and Angry Joe. I like to see different prospectives but I think we can all agree this movie is an abomination.
What's up with the two dudes who don't like Stuckmann?
+ Grace Randolph although she enjoyed this
This movie should have been an animated musical. Instead we got a live action monstrosity.
Why though? Mr Jahn's said it has absolutely no plot. It wouldn't make sense as an animated feature either.
@@Manganization, yeah but it wouldn't have been bashed as much beforehand, at least.
@@ManganizationDude, its a musical.
The sad thing is Spielberg wanted to make exactly that years ago.
@@Manganization in all honesty it probably should never have been made into a film. The musical is really just a collection of songs assigned to the poetry it's based on, really loosely constructed into a story. It's more like a concept album about cats than anything. In a show it's okay because the dancing and singing looks much more impressive on a small stage, so you just have fun with the songs and amazing dance routines. In film you expect more of a narrative experience, so it's not really the best platform for a show like 'Cats'.
It's a great show, but it would have never worked as a movie.
Me before watching: “It’s not going to be dogshit, it’s going to be CATshit”
Jeremy: “It’s not dogshit, it’s catshit!”
Me: “Called it!”
Me, too.
the biggest mistake they made is forgetting that cats have facial hair. you can’t see a cat’s facial skin and wrinkles.
Unless it's a sphynx cat but that would look even weirder cgi'd on a human *shivers*
Biggest mistake was making this monstrosity but when you can't read a room oh well you suffer the consequences
Yeah and that's all due to actor's ego. Plus they probably also didn't want to sit in a chair having makeup and prosthetics applied for hours even though that would have looked so much better.
The 1st biggest mistake was making the movie
"Tom Hooper tried to fix the film by re-editing it, but that's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."
Mark Kermode
I think PornHub would deny this being uploaded to their site
I find that hilarious seeing how you can actually find the full movie of My Neighbor Totoro on Pornhub (i am not kidding).
@@kazminhouser7271 don't worry, I saw the Emoji Movie on PornHub as well
@@kazminhouser7271 you can also find the full first season of Tokyo Ghoul on pornhub as well.
Atleast pornhub has some respect towards their 'content creators'..
@@MagnitudeReviewsthe atfh movie. Sevreal godzilla films and memed
This movie was star heavy and that's not even the worst of it's problems
James Corden licking his hand in a trailer was enough to give me nightmares
he really handpicks to be in the shittiest movies known to mankind
He literally played a hand in The Emoji Movie
@A Bear with phone 408 pahaha thank you 😣😂
@@danielattrell shoulda been the wanking hand emoji🤣🤣🤣
He no need to pick any shit. He is shit.
This CGI would be a good steppingstone to make a movie like...let's say...Thundercats. 😉
I would definitely watch that.
I think there is a cancelled Thunder cat cgi movie the trailer might still be on UA-cam
I agree
Why did they do the atrocious CGI monstrosities instead of just doing good make up and costumes? It'd have looked WAY better, as it is it looks a profoundly ugly movie.
They promised the big stars that there would be no long hours in the make up chair and no uncomfortable costumes. Thats they got them to agree to star in this thing.
Furry fetish evolution id assume
Paul Dennett the coustumes are also off putting
@@skylx0812 I'm prety sure Sir Ian at least will take practical effects every single time over CGI. He was no fan of filming the hobbit.
Cheaper too
The best thing about "Cats" is that now non-musical people can hate "Cats" as much as musical people already hate "Cats"
im a musical person and i dont hate cats. it was one of the first ones i saw live so i guess one of the reasons i like it is just nostalgia, but honestly, it's not that bad. good enough to still be on broadway? hell no. but there are worse musicals and it's entertaining. but yeah the movie is trash
r o s e A lot of my friends are Cats cosplayers and they HATE it already. 😂
I love cats. Fuck you
I hated cats the musical.
Evy Brown I’m non musical and I loved the musical 🤷🏿♀️
This movie is not even worth pirating.
It's already on HD
Trick Master people who pirate have no life
I felt like I was watching a pirated unfinished cut movie that was recorded on a vhs camcorder
Bob Shlong that’s not necessarily true
Well, if you were caught and charged you’d have to pay around 150,000$ dollars. So it’s definitely not worth pirating lol.
For me the only Cats movie will be the vhs era recording of the Broadway Anniversary
sup zyr. oh yeah yeahhhhh
Yes! Best one ever. I'm still going to see this one for my own judgment but the original theatre version is epic.
When he did his jack sparrow impression he sounded like jason statham
More like Marlon Brando doing a British accent
Jason Statham is a badass
Plot twist:
Its not a musical its a horror movie
Plot Twist:
This is the second movie in the Dark Universe
Plot twist:
There is no plot
Plot twist:
it was supposed to be bad
coq this movie scare the meow out of me
Yes, i totally agree. but in a good way
Oh my gawd he actually went to see this movie. I'm surprised he did.
Marie i’m surprised he survived lmao
Marie He took one for the team.
He saw this and not Parasite
@@Fortunateis4luck he sure did.😉👍
Tashazors Well, he is sick in this video, so I’m assuming he barely survived
But like why didn’t they paint their noses black. It would have looked way less creepier.
@Colton Thompson cats dont look like monsters straight from the uncanny valley either but here we are
Mobile Acc what. how would that be not politically correct. you just .. made up a problem that nobody ever said existed
I'm here to find out if this is as hauntingly terrifying as it looks
i took my son to this movie as punishment for not eating his vegetables
Elisa Castro parent goals, child abuse would be locking them out of the house.
So what crimes did you commit to deserve to have to go to it with him?
Best. Parent. Ever
Plot twist. The son loved it.
If I ever had to see this movie as punishment for anything, I would’ve told my parents to just hit me with a belt instead
When the movie so bad it can turn a cat person into a dog person
Imagine a dog movie lol
Lol 😂😂
@@wiping I'd watch that !!especially if it has huskies n samoyads 😎😎
I like both of cats and dogs but I ain't gonna watch this movie!
John Villamin 😂😂😂
That actually is accurate. There isn't really a plot in theatrical Cats musical. They just sing about several cats and then one of them goes to some kind of cat heaven or whatever and that's it.
Don't forget that it randomly has a villain for 5 min near the end
This made me want to go see cats while I am hammered.
That sounds about right. The only thing I remember is they say a lot of nonsense sounding words like describing cats as "Jellicle"
+[Masked Badass]
Given some of the context clues throughout the musical, I myself would not be at all surprised if the word "Jellical" was derived from "Angelical". I.E.: the cats in Cats aren't ordinary cats, but (An)gelical Cats.
Well, I think it is wrong to say that there isn't really a plot in the musical. The story may be very short and maybe basic, and I also do not think it is too important to follow the plot in a Musical where the focus is clearly somewhere else, but nonetheless the scenes do follow a thread and are connected. I do agree tho, that the plot needs to be extended, if the musical is expected to be transalted into a movie. Sorry for this random answer I'm tired
You forgot "Not every animation could become a good live action film." Here's looking at you Disney.
Anything is possible. It just requires someone who loves and understands both sides. For the longest time, I heard that Lord of the Rings could never be translated well from book to movie. It took Peter Jackson, who truly understood the books and film to make it happen. For Cats, it is obvious that the movie creators were not invested in what would make people want to see a Cats movie.
@@sangmoon2464 it's the exception that proves the rule. Not everyone can afford to dish out a full planned trilogy to adapt a single work.
@@sangmoon2464 True, but look at how long the Lord of the rings movies are, no one wants to do 3 hour movies anymore
Similarly, ppl talk about Secret Wars being in MCU, I don't think it can be properly translated there there are lot of examples where movie adaptations don't work
We: Universal, will this be a musical or a horror movie?
Universal: yes
Universal
Mediocrity is our priority
It has been a tough week at the movies...hang in there...that thumbnail though...lol
Given impeachment recently , its been tough all around lately
Joseph Guzman nothing tough about that lol
Jay Jay yeah because his impeachment didn’t do anything to him. He’s still president thank god
Diss Gummy not gonna debate politics on a cats review, at the end of the day you can be the best president ever but if you’re clearly a piece of shit and have proven to be on several occasions nothing else matters. Have a good day little sheep.
Jay Jay
“It doesn’t matter if you are the best president ever, if you are a piece of shit.”
What?
I mean... what?
It shouldn’t matter if someone is a POS if they are the ‘best’ at their job
Otherwise you are basically saying that you would rather have underqualified people for the job, so long as they aren’t rude?
“Let’s just talk about this monstrosity”
"In 2020, Pornhub is gonna get a lot more interesting."- Jeremy Jahns, 2019
Welll joke's on you! My country banned Pornhub!!
@Alex Paul Does it work for laptops?
@@prajwaljayaraj5887 dunno if this specific VPN has a laptop version but generally yes vpns all work on laptops for bypassing government and countrywide site restrictions including pornhub
Yes it does on laptops at well
Prajwal Jayaraj Hentai exists nuff said
Chris: F
Jeremy: Catsh*t
All things balanced as things should be.
When those guys call out a movie, they're always right and I save a ton of money.
I would say a great time plenty of alcohol required
Came out just in time to top the worst movies of the decade list.
No way it beats movie 43 The worst movie ever made
It's Probably the feds, but Movie 43 didn’t even get #1 on his worst of 2013.
@@lilkris3008 Movie 43 has one or two good scenes.
I love movie 43, guess I'm crazy
Not if Star Wars beats it
I wish a giant cucumber made a cameo in this movie.
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahjhahahahahahahahahahah
😂😂😂😂😂
That would...have been hilarious as shit. Come onnnn. That’d make this...thing at least worth price of admission, just seeing the Advent of the Cucumber.
Larry? 😳
entire cast just yeets themselves out of frame
I'm allergic to cats
FN-21...What!? Well, I ain't calling you that. FN huh? Finn, I'll call you Finn. Ok?
Yes, I'm a mega star wars nerd.
You don't like pussy then?
Cats? No. These cats, sure.
I like dogs
Me too thanks to this and lino um Aventura de sete vidas
The cats in “Cats” is my sleep paralysis monster
“Pornhub’s gonna get more interesting” 😂😂
Yes
No. Theres already enough furry sex creeping in every fandom ever. Pornhub doesnt need anymore.
69th like 😎
Tora Hibiki
Zig Zag: I respectfully disagree
@@torahibiki Says the Weeb.
"Creatively Bankrupt" is really the best term to call Hollywood these days, isn't?
Danilo Accioly Toss in moraly bankrupt too
I would say that but I just watched the trailer for Tenet and my hope has been restored again. Also, Parasite.
Danilo Accioly if you don’t go to the movies often sure. If you actually go to the movies and don’t just spew out what’s cool to say even though it isn’t true, no.
This is the closest we’ve gotten to a live action ThunderCats movie
Shame
Haha..so true😂🤣👍
Please don't
You take that back 😔
Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!
He saw Cats so that we didn’t have to...
This man is a soldier.
If only this movie was animated like Cat's Don't Dance.
Furries:The movie
Yooo, I loved that movie as a kid.
I LOVE Cats don’t dance! Great movie that also has my favorite bit of stunt casting ever. The talent agent who gets parts for all the animals? He was voiced by Frank Welker. Look up just about any animal part in any animated movie ever. There’s a better than even chance that Frank Welker did the voice.
LEO C. Actually, the original idea of a Cats film adaption came from Steven Spielberg! He wanted to do it animated.
LEO C. Spielberg was originally gonna do an animated version
This movie is going to scare a lot of people.
it scared me for sure
@@slucarios BOOOOO
Gregory Hill It was a friend’s birthday party
Cats scaring off other scaredy-cats
hi frankie. oh yeah yeahhhhhh
Jeremy in the thumbnail looked so concerned for humanity.
I see why now.
_"The most joyful event of the holiday season"_ - North Korean slang for 'we assure you that it's ok'
Why did they adapt this??? I love the musical, but every criticism Jeremy has isn’t about the movie, it’s just how the musical is: it has no plot, and it’s just separate scenes with huge tone shifts. This works for the musical, but not at all in movie form.
The one time when staying true to the original actually is a bad idea
How do you know unless you see it for yourself? They say if you like the musical you'll like this.
I just watched the play. Fucking sucked. It literally gives life to the expression story is king. Idc how fancy/elaborate your singing/choreography is. If there’s no story then wtf is the point.
Because the idiots complaining never bothered to watch or research the original
@@migssotto exactly what kind of plot did you expect from a story about cats prowling around being...cats? Does anybody appreciate art anymore. It's basically about life and death. That's really all a cat does. They dont have jobs, divorce and home insurance issues Lol! This is Andrew lloyd webber not martin Scorsese
Honestly, who the hell thought this was a good movie idea?
Cat people
Turning Broadway to Film has been done before. Sometimes successfully, but whatever. Ex. Into the Woods, Chicago, Sweeny Todd, Rent, Les Mis, Mamma Mia, Phantom of the Opera, West Sidr Story, etc. Makes sense that the biggest musical ever would be made. This however, this is uncanny valley...
*Tom Hooper obviously did.*
@@louie-laur Into the Woods was awful. Certainly better than this abomination though.
@@mloftin6472 And they both starring James Corden
Even if I was on an airplane, I’d walk out on this movie!
They should’ve made Garfield with Bill Murray like this movie
well the really fat chick rebel wilson kinda looks like garfield if that helps.
I guess you could say it was...
CAT-astrophic.
Game Boy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww
Lolllllll
You should feel ashamed of your self.
Lmao
Boom. Got'em!
Michael Reed ‘a small price to pay for salvation...’
Sleep Paralysis Demons: The Movie
Okay, the plot, as I understand it is about a group of alley cats called "Jellicles". And on this "special" night, all the cats are competing through song and dance for a chance to "die and be reborn as a kitten" all shiny and new. Along the way, they come across a bad cat that thinks he should be chosen, a young cat that does fit in, and a couple of magical cats. Old Deuteronomy comes in and, based on the various cats performances, chooses which one is to die and be reborn. That cat is lifted away to start her new life. The end.
Now, they should have stuck to one stage setting, left out the cat eating mice and roaches with human faces, used the same cast from the stage production as well as those costumes, used the same music and choreography and filmed it as a continuous shot. Basically just filmed an actual stage performance. Other stage shows can get the movie treatment and be fine. Agnes of God, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Lost in Yonkers, Chicago, led Miserables, Grease, the list goes on and on. But this one can't. It's lack of a plot , coupled with the fact that the stage show medium and being a heavy music and dance show simply couldn't translate to film.
Heather Hillman this is the best review I’ve seen from someone who actually knows Cats
COMPLETELY AGREE ABOUT THE CATS EATING MICE AND ROACHES WITH HUMAN FACES!!!!!! MY JAW ACTUALLY DROPPED AT THAT!!!! WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS AN OKAY CHOICE?!?!?!?
THANK YOU. I am so tired of these idiots criticizing this movie with NO knowledge of the play.
@@SarahSharpe1231 they never ate the mice.
I DIDNT KNOW AGNES OF GOD WAS A MOVIE I LOVE THAT PLAY AAHHH
I wish they’d make a movie after Cats the musical.
Said no one ever
I wanted it but I wanted it to be animated with absolutely no live action elements to it. Of course with both Dreamworks and Disney having shut down their 2D department that wasn't gonna happen.
Dreamworks could have made it like Puss In Boots. Or they could have given it to the guys who did Coraline. And hopefully they would flesh out the plot a bit more - take creative liberties.
But since none of that would have happened, honestly yes I wish this movie wouldn't have been made
@@justoneguy2487 I agree, if they were going to do this, animation of some kind would have been the way to go.
I haven’t seen the musical or the movie yet but I understand someone wanting to make a movie of it because the musical is one of the most successful musical in history. Both on Broadway and the West End. The IP has made 3 Billion WorldWide
Yeaaaaaa. I feel like the official synopsis should be "Some plays should not be adapted as movies". Cats as a play is pretty entertaining. As a film, it just cannot ever work. The "plot" of the play is that one cat will be selected to be reincarnated by the elder cat, and then every single cat proceeds to do a song and dance number about their life to prove they are the worthy cat. And then a cat is chosen and it ends. So yea...fun as a play... Should have never been made as a film.
Have you ever heard of nonlinear? Look it up
@@lukemassonn5435 What does that have to do with this insult of a movie?
sup el. oh yeah yeahhhhhhh
Musicals are about costumes, snappy numbers, lots of movement around the stage, live music and singing. It is a specific kind of entertainment. Leave it on stage.
Th.El.Co._1 that's literally what happened in the movie
This is a stage play that was designed to be made on the cheap in one shot (set). The plot is really simple, but apparently they didn't even get it through in the movie?
Talk about something that never should have been made. I asked my mom if I was going to take her to it because she has seen the stage play of cats 3 times. She said… "I have zero interest in that." So the question is who the hell is this for?
Furries
hi chooser. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhh
leah rose oh dear
The movie is for movie reviewers who are forced to go and review the movie. I don't know anyone on earth who want to see this trash.
@@JODRecaps okay
The cat faces in this movie reminds me of Mike Myers in Cat in the Hat
For a moment, I misread "faces" as "feces".
these cats creep me the fuck out
Reminds me of movie sonic
Oliver O how dare you insult the cinematic masterpiece that was such a fine retelling of a beloved children’s classic. (Well it is now that Cats exists😹)
“There’s no plot”
Everyone who has seen the play, “uh... yeah.”
Mr. ShyRyHud it’s a movie, if they chose to make a movie they must create a plot
Jeremy: Star Wars: ROS is bad
1 Day Later
Jeremy: CATS IS WORSE! Save yourself!
Me: Star Wars: ROS is really friggin good
(Looks at Cats)... I think I'll pass on this one and go see Star Wars again
Star Wars might be worse than cats, as having no plot is less insulting than a plot that makes no sense
This movie is profoundly disturbing
Indeed! So disturbing your soul is consumed into the abyss of darkness where no man has ever escaped.
No it isn't. You probably haven't even seen it.
@@Rob-ew9id Whatever. You don't understand the meaning of life until it is too late.
My mom saw it back in the day. She agrees.
@@Rob-ew9id whatever
While I was watching this I had a terrible thought: the lion king musical in this style
No
Why did you have to put that mental image in my head?! Thanks a lot! 😡 Lol😂
Ahah, no.
Shh. You are giving them ideas.
I guess you could say this movie was a CATastrophe.
Ok.I will see myself out.
Bye felicia
Use the cat flap.
Boooooo
@Christopher Rodriguez You sound jealous, are you feline ok?
No. It's cataclysmic!
5:54 And this is why Jeremy is my favorite reviewer.
The goat
I wish Danny Devito was in this
What’s up bitches! I’m a man cheetah
Bkwright777 You wanna do something with this? Rawr!
Angel doesn't belong in hell(especially furry hell).
He enters
He saw the cat creatures,
And then he just starts blasting
@@D0CK201 people start cheering.
Big fan of the musical, can confirm: Musical has no plot, the dancing is impressive, the songs are fun & emotive. This movie threw out everything good about the musical.
So true. Every fun from musical has vanished in the movie version.
I've watched a few reviews and the movie and I've seen the stage show. I also read the book of poetry it is based on. No story, and trying to create a story has messed it up. The old VHS and dvd recording of the stage show is superior.
@@johnglen8550 I have the book of poems too. The 1998 cast is my favorite performance. There's something whimsical and fun about the show that the movie loses. It's also far less impressive when everything is so edited and flashy. You miss out on the beauty of the human body, all the flexibility & stamina that the performers exhibit.
The plot is literally: they're all having a party while one of then is getting ready to die.
@haleigh hell yeah! Same spelling too!!
“If you’re not looking at the feet”
“If you’re not looking”
“If you’re not”
Don’t look XD
Foot Fetish btw
Rob Liefeld the Movie!
I’m legitimately scared of watching this film
Only for furries
Just think of it as a horror film
Just get crazy high and watch it.
Coolcatlover69
I’m not scared but rather disgusted
@A.A. V stop insulting pussies
Jeremy hit the nail on the head: on stage, live, you can enjoy a lot of song and dance with barely a plot to it. It's an event to go out on a date to see, and to respect these performers have to get it right the first time, everytime. However, on film-- it's a different world with different expectations.
Cats and Rise of Skywalker in one week? Someone call a medic!
LoL....Flatlined beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppp_____^______^^^^____________
This will haunt kids for years
More like it's going to sexually confuse them for years
The kids?
This is going to give nightmares to the ADULTS
M C damn you I was gonna make that reference lol
@@slipknot187k
Haha beat u
M C haha u won the battle but not the war
The only reason Cats made money was because internet reviewers watched it.
I’m pretty sure a bunch of theater schools are going to take field trips to see it
Because it had BLACK celebrities, just like black panther movie was crap and sold because of black people.
Darius Lithav careful now you’re going to hurt people’s feelings 😢
A lot of reviewers are given screeners to see this movie.
@milk it so your gonna tell me people ain't go to see this shit because Jason or many other black actors??? Or do you live under a rock?? Its only racist when you dont like the truth huh?? Wouldn't the studio be racist too if the hire black celebrities to sell tickets to a certain race??
“The most I know about the cats musical is from Team America: World Police!”
Who else can relate?
This film is offensive to actual cats.
I’m surprised no one has said this before.
@@deus3953 I'm sure someone has. It's that's bad of a film.
And Furries.
Alpha Jay 3.0 Yeh Ik
My local police force made a face book post with a picture of them holding a cat in handcuffs. They consider this film a crime.
When law enforcement is making fun of your movie you've messed up real bad.
Funny...we see the police brutality and treatment Is a crime...they give their opinion on Cats 😒
@@touchblackproductions2559 Find a new shtick, dude. This one is tired.
@@touchblackproductions2559 Weird flex but ok.
@@touchblackproductions2559 ok???
TOUCHBLACKPRODUCTIONS they’re trying to seem friendly so you forget that stuff no bueno
"Pornhub is going to be interesting in 2020" Boy ain't that the truth. It's a furry fiesta
Literally everyone who's never seen Cats or knows what it's about: "After seeing this movie, I *still* don't know what the story is about."
It's all about a cult, baby.
Ghost should have done the soundtrack as a follow up to their hit single “rats” 🤘🏼😂
Yes!
So apparently Idris Elba is so cool that when you turn him into a cat he just becomes a cool cat.
Don't give daddy Derek any ideas
Idris Elba is such a great actor. I wish they would give more high-profile movies.
@@kingambrosius9125 hes been in plenty what are you on about
David Bird they give him supporting roles tho and relatively small 1s at that
Exquisite
Jeremy hates furries confirmed.
I don't know ... he did his whole review of Cats with a fur ball in his throat and tried to pass it off as a cold ...
good lol
Furries hate this movie too. These are not the Nekos we were looking for.
Everybody hates furries except for furries
All furries need to be put down
“In 2020 pornhub is gonna get a looooot more interesting”
Dude... I didn’t need THAT visual stuck my head!!! 😂
Bold move of you to give Cats the Awsometacular rating
😂
AwesomeCATular rating :D
*Damn, movie so bad, it made Jeremy sick.*
sup prot. oh yeah yeahhh
@@JODRecaps Oh hi, JOD.
*Include me in your video.*
😂😂👌
Jeremy "Looking for Feet" Jahns
Hi there! huge cats fan here. I've loved the musical since I was a child, and I even acted in a production of it for our local drama group. It seems like a vast majority of people who went into this movie had ZERO clue what they were getting themselves into, and you can't be blamed for that. Cats the musical might be one of the most successful musicals of all time, but the stage show is EXACTLY THE SAME AS THIS. minus the whole "plot" point of Macavity kidnapping the other cats (lol what), the show flows the exact same goddamn way the movie does. in fact, when i saw the trailer for the first time, i was PROFOUNDLY confused because Cats has no plot. it's NEVER had a plot. trying to find a plot for cats is about as easy as herding them. getting big name actors to do one thing then disappear forever is actually right in line with this musical, and i was actually concerned that the star power for these bit characters would overshadow the cats who are SUPPOSED to be......i can't really call them lead characters. logic doesn't live here. but we're SUPPOSED to follow the grey narrator cat, and the focus should be on the dancers. hell in the musical, only the cats who get songs have names you can figure out cuz the rest of them ARE NEVER NAMED. oh they have names of course, but it isn't said ONCE in the show. this isn't a movie that should've been made because there is literally nothing you can do to make it flow like a real story.
that being said i loved the FUCK outta this movie precisely because it's so batshit bonkers.
They were so quick to see if they could they didn’t think if they should....
And before they even knew what they had they patented it, they packaged it, they slapped it on a plastic lunch box and now ( bangs hand on table) they're selling it they're selling it
What a catastrophe
“cat”astrophe
leave
@@vittoprince Cat ass trophy?
I'm now catatonic from that joke.
Get the hell out
>gets cat food ad before video
_"It’s like poetry..."_
Jermey: “Look at the cat’s feet!”
Me: ...
From Last Jedi to Cats...... Jeremy is earning his Money....lol
I'm so bored I can see Starwars and Cats running together.