Madame Web - Movie Review

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  • Опубліковано 20 січ 2025

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  • @JeremyJahns
    @JeremyJahns  11 місяців тому +362

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    • @matodion
      @matodion 11 місяців тому +3

      I bet you love The Marvels now uh?

    • @ace0135
      @ace0135 11 місяців тому +3

      Man was channeling his inner Jim Carrey with that “Hot Garbage” delivery

    • @ZafoolTV
      @ZafoolTV 11 місяців тому

      Tahar Rahim started in one of the best french movie, "A Prophet" (Un Prophète in french). Watch it and I garantuee you'll want to review it

    • @Alex_Logan22
      @Alex_Logan22 11 місяців тому +1

      No mention of multiverse? Hard to believe.

    • @captainanopheles4307
      @captainanopheles4307 11 місяців тому

      Fuck me, a minute of insincere promo in an 8 minute video. You don't need all the money.

  • @evanniseventy702
    @evanniseventy702 11 місяців тому +8801

    Is it weird I look more forward to a review of Madam Web than the actual movie itself?

    • @brendangibson926
      @brendangibson926 11 місяців тому +237

      Not at all I think most of us feel that way. It's intriguing to know what people are gonna say about this movie

    • @autolosss
      @autolosss 11 місяців тому +150

      Not at all. Sony made some of the blandest marketing for this film which is saying a lot for them.

    • @brendangibson926
      @brendangibson926 11 місяців тому +75

      @autolosss8520 yeah the marketing was awful. The only reason anyone is going to see this movie is for Sydney sweeney or dakota Johnson

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 11 місяців тому +88

      And then the pitch meeting

    • @petethehawk5186
      @petethehawk5186 11 місяців тому +46

      Exactly who was actually looking forward to this crap?

  • @moondawwg
    @moondawwg 11 місяців тому +2480

    5:04 Jeremy: as for the villain...
    * a picture of Jeremy in a tuxedo appears *

    • @Meechkenzo2212
      @Meechkenzo2212 11 місяців тому +188

      Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that 😭

    • @mightywizard7475
      @mightywizard7475 11 місяців тому +198

      How did Jeremy not realize that he's in the movie?

    • @heeeeeresrossy
      @heeeeeresrossy 11 місяців тому +94

      Was really hoping he would comment on the obvious likeness 🤣😂

    • @Peeps7468
      @Peeps7468 11 місяців тому +74

      I thought Jeremy was joking and inserted a picture of himself 😂

    • @ammolator
      @ammolator 11 місяців тому +13

      lmaoooo

  • @RonellEvans
    @RonellEvans 11 місяців тому +1399

    *Jeremys thumbnails always tells you everything you need to know. The actual review is just icing on the cake*

    • @RoyMust4ng
      @RoyMust4ng 11 місяців тому +37

      I think it was SW Episode IX he put a really happy thumbnail and started the video apologizing for the troll image xD

    • @thefullmetaltitan9732
      @thefullmetaltitan9732 11 місяців тому +24

      Except for his Rise of Skywalker review. He tricked us with that one.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 11 місяців тому +8

      @@RoyMust4ng That was so funny

    • @RoyMust4ng
      @RoyMust4ng 11 місяців тому +3

      @@LuisSierra42 I remember being so confused about seeing the thumb before watching the movie hahaha

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 11 місяців тому +2

      @@thefullmetaltitan9732 your profile picture is pretty epic

  • @aungthuhein007
    @aungthuhein007 11 місяців тому +349

    Chris Stuckmann: I don't wanna talk about it.
    Jeremy: Dogshit!

    • @DevilFan669
      @DevilFan669 7 місяців тому +2

      lol 😂 facts!!! Bro 😎

  • @codybischoff1010
    @codybischoff1010 11 місяців тому +2691

    I felt that “Hot garbage” quote deep in my soul

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 11 місяців тому +41

      It gave me life

    • @ardent835
      @ardent835 11 місяців тому +32

      I hope the suits at Sony also feel it deep in their soul then we won't get movies like this. I mean seriously the writers of Morbius getting their hands on another project, what were they thinking 😂.

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 11 місяців тому +29

      That needs to be clipped and made a meme

    • @joe74509migo
      @joe74509migo 11 місяців тому +49

      strong Jim Carey vibe on that quote

    • @trueLuminus
      @trueLuminus 11 місяців тому +18

      Honestly, the "dogshit" quote was quite exquisite.

  • @jackhealy3328
    @jackhealy3328 11 місяців тому +1398

    That 'hot garbage' line had so much Jim Carrey energy behind it.

  • @Erasureeraser
    @Erasureeraser 11 місяців тому +3322

    You know a movie is in big trouble when Sony brought back the writing team of Morbius to write the script for Madame Web 😂

    • @artfire28
      @artfire28 11 місяців тому +213

      They keep rewarding failures instead of unlearning from it. If they work at ROK or JPN, this won't be tolerated.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 11 місяців тому +49

      I hope this becomes a big meme like morbius

    • @hipsterelephant2660
      @hipsterelephant2660 11 місяців тому +53

      I hope not i hope it just becomes forgotten

    • @neoluthuli3254
      @neoluthuli3254 11 місяців тому +21

      ​@artfire28 Been saying the same thing why th f will I hire someone who failed 😢

    • @MeesdeFilmliefhebber
      @MeesdeFilmliefhebber 11 місяців тому +64

      The motivation is so obvious yet so baffling. Matt and Burk write shitty scripts, but are cheap to hire, therefore Sony lets them write pretty much any movie in whatever the fuck this universe is supposed to be, without any ambition other than profit and embracing the fact that these movies are made fun of rather than appreciated. It is just sad and pathetic.

  • @LilMoco
    @LilMoco 11 місяців тому +209

    Jeremy was shot in the movie and didn’t even mention being apart of this film. The definition of humble 🙏

    • @knowgo411
      @knowgo411 11 місяців тому +10

      Seen another review of this & sore it was Jeremy as the villain!! 😂

    • @michael-4k4000
      @michael-4k4000 11 місяців тому +15

      Jermey was SHOT? omg is he OK????

  • @Thunderlips-60602
    @Thunderlips-60602 11 місяців тому +959

    I loved that scene when the villain was like: “How did you know?” and Madame Web responded with: “I checked it on the web”. I had tears in my eyes…

    • @docsays
      @docsays 11 місяців тому +17

      😆

    • @michaelohearn6616
      @michaelohearn6616 11 місяців тому +53

      Did that actually happen? My God, that's awful.

    • @SaviorMachine84
      @SaviorMachine84 11 місяців тому +150

      I'm assuming this is a joke but at the same time, I'm not entirely sure...

    • @daddybonzi7545
      @daddybonzi7545 11 місяців тому +54

      Surf the Web, Surf the Web!

    • @maxiguidetti7228
      @maxiguidetti7228 11 місяців тому +17

      @@michaelohearn6616 I expect this is the baseline for the quality of this movie's writing

  • @purdueswash
    @purdueswash 11 місяців тому +504

    I'll never forget when I saw this movie. I was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.

  • @dday906
    @dday906 11 місяців тому +624

    It's times like this where I feel bad for Jeremy, yet thankful for him being willing to sit through these kind of movies.

    • @Bonesawisready926
      @Bonesawisready926 11 місяців тому

      At the very least, click on that NordVPN link. That'll help him continue to get sponsors when they see engagement so he's getting some money from having to sit through this trash heap of a film.

    • @Kb-xq2ry
      @Kb-xq2ry 11 місяців тому +8

      You go to work every day probably doing something you hate but feel sorry for the guy who makes triple what you make who watches movies for a living

    • @dday906
      @dday906 11 місяців тому +12

      @@Kb-xq2ry bold of you to assume I'm doing something that I hate for a living. 😂

    • @accidentalmadness1708
      @accidentalmadness1708 11 місяців тому

      @@Kb-xq2ryare you stupid or do you just have no ability to regulate your emotions?

    • @BeastBQ
      @BeastBQ 11 місяців тому

      @@Kb-xq2ry shhhh sad human, back to your hole

  • @fightrudyfight5799
    @fightrudyfight5799 11 місяців тому +247

    Gotta love Jeremy’s honest reviews not like Chris Stuckman’s biased reviews as of him becoming a film producer..

    • @Halauris
      @Halauris 11 місяців тому +43

      Yeah I had to unsub from him.

    • @lsimon343
      @lsimon343 11 місяців тому +39

      Oh my God you are so right I’m getting really tired of stuck in in his butt kissing ways. He used to be more honest about his reviews and now he’s just trying not to get canceled when you stop doing what people started watching you for that’s when you really get canceled from within, I unsubbedfrom him too

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 11 місяців тому +48

      Chris "Please, accept me Hollywood elite" Stuckmann.
      But seriously, the fact he doesn't want to criticise bad movies means he doesn't have any confidence on his own movie, either so he's thinking if his movie turns out to be bad, Hollywood will give him some grace.

    • @jonascastejon5888
      @jonascastejon5888 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@everythingisawesome2903his whole "I don't want to 'bash' directors and artists" felt hypocritical, he doesn't do it out selfless but rather selfish reasons because he has a vested interest in apparently making it "big" in Hollywood so he doesn't want to "burn bridges" 🤡
      All he did was to come across as pathetic apologist for bad filmmaking just to ingratiate himself to people who will never give a crap about him or even know of his existence at all.
      Like Nerdrotic said, he has no chance of ever rubbing elbows with Hollywood's elite, no matter what.

    • @travissecrist4693
      @travissecrist4693 11 місяців тому +41

      I unsubscribed him as well. Pretty much as soon as he said he wouldn’t give bad reviews anymore I was done. That’s not being a good critic then and I don’t respect that. If you want to make your film fine but don’t use it as an excuse to clearly try and gain favor for yourself. It was incredibly fake on his part and I was done. Chris is a good guy but he’s not a critic anymore.

  • @monstermash1571
    @monstermash1571 11 місяців тому +1484

    When even Sydney Sweeny in a tight latex Catsuit can't get me to the theateres, something is seriously wrong.

    • @Bonesawisready926
      @Bonesawisready926 11 місяців тому +75

      You know you can find all her scenes from Euphoria online right?

    • @Leavekidsalone758
      @Leavekidsalone758 11 місяців тому +64

      She is not pretty in my opinion. I don’t see it 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Sebastian-np7uc
      @Sebastian-np7uc 11 місяців тому +34

      ​@@Leavekidsalone758 let me guess its her teeth right?

    • @SunlightGwyn
      @SunlightGwyn 11 місяців тому +121

      @@Leavekidsalone758 You’re crazy.

    • @PsychedelicCubee
      @PsychedelicCubee 11 місяців тому +178

      @@Leavekidsalone758it’s okay to be gay bruh

  • @chomu_png
    @chomu_png 11 місяців тому +291

    5:05
    For a single moment I thought that Jeremy was starring in the movie and was trashing on himself. I was immensely confused.

    • @myoman1977
      @myoman1977 11 місяців тому +19

      I was looking for this comment

    • @Doomchild2XL
      @Doomchild2XL 11 місяців тому +30

      I laughed pretty hard when the dude basically 80% looked like a dead ringer for Jeremy. 😅

    • @MrKodachii
      @MrKodachii 11 місяців тому +21

      That side by side had me good. "was he in this? Is he trolling hard?"

    • @JamesLawner
      @JamesLawner 11 місяців тому +10

      I was gonna comment about this! 🤣

    • @samzilla567
      @samzilla567 11 місяців тому +11

      That's how you know Jeremy has integrity. He's willing to shit on his own performance in hindsight.

  • @chillpenguin7679
    @chillpenguin7679 11 місяців тому +2336

    I still can't believe they actually had Madame Web say "It's webbin' time!"

    • @armandoarellano9327
      @armandoarellano9327 11 місяців тому +31

      Nooooooo !!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @1and3ll
      @1and3ll 11 місяців тому +33

      They did WHAT!?! 😮

    • @jokarpinski22
      @jokarpinski22 11 місяців тому +53

      almost want to watch it to confirm this, but NO

    • @thepraydone6636
      @thepraydone6636 11 місяців тому +73

      And then she webbed all over the place

    • @MrClassicmetal
      @MrClassicmetal 11 місяців тому +31

      I had tears in my eyes when she said that.

  • @HeartbeatAtTheMovies
    @HeartbeatAtTheMovies 11 місяців тому +50

    I AM SOOOO Glad you pointed out the miscue on the audio. I popped up in the theater looking around, ensuring I was not the only one seeing this. Spot on as usual.

    • @roodick85
      @roodick85 11 місяців тому +11

      I dunno why his lip sync was so out of sync. It drove me crazy!

    • @HeartbeatAtTheMovies
      @HeartbeatAtTheMovies 11 місяців тому

      so annoying right!? And Sony wants us to take them seriously? Cant do it!@@roodick85

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 10 місяців тому +5

      Yeah that was nuts, I'm used to it when I watch dubbed foreign language films but this was supposed to be... well, I don't know. Maybe I'll decide in a few days what I saw.

  • @FalkFlak
    @FalkFlak 11 місяців тому +465

    When she said
    "Come with me if you want to web" and "hasta la vista, webby" we really felt that nostalgia.

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 10 місяців тому +1

      ...and then she proceeded to Madam Web all over the place!

    • @arnoldgarcia9277
      @arnoldgarcia9277 9 місяців тому

      ​@@ChineduOpara let that corny ass joke die already

  • @cstumpy51
    @cstumpy51 11 місяців тому +291

    “ They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they *should* ”

    • @rustyshackleford6035
      @rustyshackleford6035 11 місяців тому +3

      Yeah Night Swim had that same problem 😂

    • @GISTHEBESTIWONTCHANGEITYOUTUBE
      @GISTHEBESTIWONTCHANGEITYOUTUBE 11 місяців тому +1

      Yeah you know what they say
      " anyone CAN but that doesn't mean they SHOULD "

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 11 місяців тому

      The one lesson Hollywood can never seem to learn
      Also, "You read what others had done and you took the next step, you didn't earn the knowledge for yourself, so you don't take any responsibility for it."

  • @bestboy897
    @bestboy897 11 місяців тому +327

    This was one of the funniest Jeremy reviews in a while

  • @TechProFury
    @TechProFury 11 місяців тому +20

    So nice to have an honest reviewer that has great taste in films

    • @johnny.V03
      @johnny.V03 10 місяців тому

      Unlike Chris Cuckman

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 11 місяців тому +240

    Clearly you have the comedic timing and understanding of the craft.

  • @Mark-bc1ej
    @Mark-bc1ej 11 місяців тому +357

    2:35 Jeremy channeling his inner Jim Carrey, I dig it 🤣

    • @willthebeast8002
      @willthebeast8002 11 місяців тому +1

      I peed a little.

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 11 місяців тому +12

      "HOT GAHAHAHARRRRRRRRRBAGE!"

    • @RudiW1510
      @RudiW1510 11 місяців тому +4

      For a moment I thought he morphed into Carrey, by using an AI filter.

    • @mattrollins7506
      @mattrollins7506 11 місяців тому +1

      I actually said that out loud when he did that. So good.

  • @Melchiah28
    @Melchiah28 11 місяців тому +770

    5:18 LOL the Villain looks like a discount Jeremy Jahns.🤣

    • @lc3670
      @lc3670 11 місяців тому +8

      Was about to say that🤔

    • @danculbert6349
      @danculbert6349 11 місяців тому +7

      Jeremy Jahns is already a discount Chris Stuckmann

    • @MariusMooore
      @MariusMooore 11 місяців тому +3

      While Cris Stuckman is a discount Chris Farley

    • @danculbert6349
      @danculbert6349 11 місяців тому +3

      @@MariusMooore I meant in talent, not appearance

    • @MariusMooore
      @MariusMooore 11 місяців тому +1

      I meant more of a Matt Foley living in a van down by the river kind of way

  • @Thesavagesouls
    @Thesavagesouls 11 місяців тому +35

    Nice to see a reviewer sticking to his principles and not *stuck* in his duality to do critic movie while still be in the good papers of the big studios.

  • @LovableCutiess
    @LovableCutiess 11 місяців тому +711

    Fell asleep during Morbius. Looking forward to my nap on this one. Love sleeping in theatters when its cold.

    • @twowords.1041
      @twowords.1041 11 місяців тому +24

      I slept so amazingly well during Morbius too!!!!!

    • @kookofo
      @kookofo 11 місяців тому +15

      yo actually though, it’s so comfy. maybe waking up for a minute or two from time to time, bliss

    • @harunotodoroki
      @harunotodoroki 11 місяців тому +27

      Wow u must be rich to waste money like that

    • @gumball5024
      @gumball5024 11 місяців тому +17

      @@harunotodorokievery party needs a pooper 🎉🎉🎉

    • @BloodedHero
      @BloodedHero 11 місяців тому +3

      Lol I'd recommend getting a home there guys..

  • @AlexAppleby
    @AlexAppleby 11 місяців тому +278

    I laughed out loud when Jeremy showed the picture of the villain next to his own face. They could be twins!

    • @dnaglitchgaming6565
      @dnaglitchgaming6565 11 місяців тому +20

      I thought the same shit

    • @RoseBaggins
      @RoseBaggins 11 місяців тому +10

      Lol, right?? I was wondering if he would mention it!!

    • @dnaglitchgaming6565
      @dnaglitchgaming6565 11 місяців тому +3

      @@RoseBaggins I thought he would at least cracked a joke about it too, like come on it’s your twin bro!

  • @вяитмии
    @вяитмии 11 місяців тому +60

    I like how you essentially give us your verdict in the thumbnail but we still come in and watch

  • @efe_aydal
    @efe_aydal 11 місяців тому +51

    Came back after watching Stuckmann's non-review. Years ago I bet my money on u and u didn't disappoint. A "mainstream" movie critic who's secretly on our side lol.

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 11 місяців тому +230

    2:26 Jeremy pulling out the Jim Carrey impersonation with this one.

    • @Rywar309
      @Rywar309 11 місяців тому +12

      I watched Liar Liar last night with my dad and immediately thought the same!

    • @tusharg8452
      @tusharg8452 11 місяців тому +9

      Re-he-he-heally...

    • @bighand1530
      @bighand1530 11 місяців тому

      @@Rywar309 I have yet to see that movie.

    • @LorenHelgeson
      @LorenHelgeson 11 місяців тому +1

      I thought he nailed it

    • @00ammy00
      @00ammy00 11 місяців тому

      ​@@bighand1530 Hilarious movie

  • @SlimRhyno
    @SlimRhyno 11 місяців тому +77

    1:46 "Damaged Optimist" actually made me chuckle out loud, and my answer to almost every good movie question is The Princess Bride 😅

  • @rileymachelle4088
    @rileymachelle4088 11 місяців тому +202

    7:57 YES. Please, Jeremy, I need a more of this review in my life

  • @vm1510
    @vm1510 11 місяців тому +19

    U know the movie sucks when the actor that plays the main villain gives a bad review and uploads it to youtube

  • @Boncomics
    @Boncomics 11 місяців тому +93

    2:38 LOL Was that a Jim Carrey impression? NAILED IT.

  • @FOF275
    @FOF275 11 місяців тому +70

    2:58 That song fits so well as time goes by

  • @Blondie472
    @Blondie472 11 місяців тому +296

    Bro, you were great as Ezekiel!😂

  • @justicehill6556
    @justicehill6556 11 місяців тому +26

    I loved your performance as Ezekiel Sims. Bright future ahead!

  • @ChrisBrogan
    @ChrisBrogan 11 місяців тому +80

    The "garbage" line was the best. I have to admit: I was secretly hoping you'd just say "no" and shut off the recorder. I do like that you explain out what you wish they'd have done with this.
    I'm like 3 million years old and when I was 5, I started in on comics. I've been a huge comics fan forever. When 2008 Iron Man came out, I lost my mind with excitement. I've missed the last maybe 5-6 comic movies on purpose, maybe 10. I think I stopped around 2nd Shazam. (Deadpool 3, though).

  • @Gr33nazzan
    @Gr33nazzan 11 місяців тому +257

    Congratulations on your acting debute 🎉🎉

  • @deet917
    @deet917 11 місяців тому +160

    Please do a spoiler talk on this. Maybe there's a spoiler that will make this worth watching on matinee? Thanks for staying with us all these years Jeremy

    • @oompie815
      @oompie815 11 місяців тому +9

      Don't waste your hard earned money on this.

    • @sheadoherty7434
      @sheadoherty7434 11 місяців тому +3

      You only have so many hours in a day. Do not waste any of them on this trash

    • @BlueCheeseLucci
      @BlueCheeseLucci 11 місяців тому

      Just wait for it to streaming if you really want to watch it

    • @gaydonaldtrump
      @gaydonaldtrump 11 місяців тому

      People love hating on something. Thats why velma, the marvels, etc reviews are getting so much views.

    • @A_YouTube_Commenter
      @A_YouTube_Commenter 11 місяців тому

      I fell asleep watching Morbius. I recommend it for the rest.

  • @randallmiller3162
    @randallmiller3162 10 місяців тому +7

    I love Jeremy, always honest and no shilling. And that Playstation trophy reference, classic!!!

  • @SkullRabbit13
    @SkullRabbit13 11 місяців тому +50

    i can honestly say i don't remember seeing any ads for this.... maybe now i know why.

  • @davidcarbee8720
    @davidcarbee8720 11 місяців тому +50

    Valentine’s Day tradition, for a while, has been seeing a Blumhouse flick. Since we are sans BH we were going to go with this one. Still love the theater and may still go for the experience but now I know what to expect. Keep up the great work. You’re one of the only guys I trust with these reviews.

    • @BaronVonBielski
      @BaronVonBielski 11 місяців тому

      Man don’t bother. You’d be wasting money. It’s genuinely one of the worst, if not THE worst superhero film of all time. Not in an interesting way either. It’s painful to look at, the editing is god awful and the fight scenes are dog shit

    • @seanyoung9014
      @seanyoung9014 11 місяців тому +4

      I miss having completely disposable income. Like I wish I could just literally throw money away like you're about to do. 😂😂😂

  • @todesque
    @todesque 11 місяців тому +159

    Stuckmann, this is what a real review looks like.

    • @Missab4000
      @Missab4000 11 місяців тому +16

      He’s gone downhill since he removed the acoustic outro.

    • @todesque
      @todesque 11 місяців тому

      @@Missab4000 He's gone down hill since he removed his balls.

    • @spndusk2362
      @spndusk2362 11 місяців тому +7

      Jahns could barely sugarcoat how bad this was and he's shilled before/downplayed how abysmal a film was in the past. Just goes to show people are fed up with how horrible movies are now and they refuse to lie about it unlike some delusional hacks.

    • @Thedarkknight2244
      @Thedarkknight2244 11 місяців тому +4

      “The Avarage piece of junk is probably more meaningful than (someone’s) criticism detonating itself” - I mean it’s from Ratatouille but the point still stands

    • @moviereedviews
      @moviereedviews 11 місяців тому +4

      But his video wasn't a review of this movie though. It was using it as an example of bad studio interference...

  • @YoyoMane-ii6nc
    @YoyoMane-ii6nc 11 місяців тому +64

    “I’ll help you I’ll save you but only if I’m getting under paid for it” is hilarious

  • @AxtonStarling
    @AxtonStarling 11 місяців тому +95

    never change Jeremy. especially your rating system

  • @MCR123321
    @MCR123321 11 місяців тому +33

    Stunning and brave that Jeremy sat through this movie to bring us this review.

  • @micahdewitt5110
    @micahdewitt5110 9 місяців тому +7

    That “hot garbage” quote deserves an Oscar in itself.

  • @mrgrinch13
    @mrgrinch13 11 місяців тому +87

    I felt like they hired Sweeney to get all the guys who've seen her, um, au natural, into the theaters and for little more.

    • @erikfinkel2717
      @erikfinkel2717 11 місяців тому

      Never heard of her

    • @Eleven984
      @Eleven984 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@erikfinkel2717she is from euphoria a sexy actress.

    • @erikfinkel2717
      @erikfinkel2717 11 місяців тому

      Never heard of euphoria (Yes, I know it's a word and what it means) @@Eleven984

    • @socialyawkwardandrew7673
      @socialyawkwardandrew7673 11 місяців тому

      ​​@@Eleven984 She just has big bewbahs

    • @Chris-gw2xg
      @Chris-gw2xg 11 місяців тому +1

      She is in this movie? Didnt even know that lol

  • @CleanCT-
    @CleanCT- 11 місяців тому +211

    Gotta say that was a hella smooth way into the ad

    • @hulkfan97
      @hulkfan97 11 місяців тому +7

      He went to the Brett Cooper school of ad segue

    • @zacharyneely
      @zacharyneely 11 місяців тому

      Lame

    • @LUCAS420BLZ
      @LUCAS420BLZ 11 місяців тому +1

      Ad what Ad
      I don't know what you're referring to

  • @kimberlyhughes7281
    @kimberlyhughes7281 11 місяців тому +82

    Wait, What! Jeremy isn’t Spider Guy? It almost feels like Jeremy is roasting himself!

  • @ChristophelusPulps
    @ChristophelusPulps 11 місяців тому +5

    I forgot this movie was a thing until you reminded me. Thanks for taking one for the team.

  • @22freedom33
    @22freedom33 11 місяців тому +62

    5:04 that's just Jeremy Jahns wearing a tuxedo

    • @gj9157
      @gj9157 11 місяців тому +1

      It is lol

  • @errorinn8834
    @errorinn8834 11 місяців тому +14

    Jeremy... I trust your reviews more than anybody. You've saved me countless hours of time and a trunk load of money. Thank you for your sacrifice my friend.

  • @Skelovane
    @Skelovane 11 місяців тому +133

    2:30 Jeremy channeling his inner Jim Carrey! 😂

  • @micahdewitt5110
    @micahdewitt5110 9 місяців тому +5

    6:33 is how I imagine the pitch meeting for this movie went

  • @ravenshrike
    @ravenshrike 11 місяців тому +34

    What's funny about the Raul Julia comparison, if they had kept the comic character design, that of crazed, shoeless, homeless guy in a tattered 3 piece suit, the character would have been the PERFECT vehicle for a theater trained actor to come in and just chew the scenery to bits. But that would have required better writers, casting, and foresight and self reflection on the part of the director.

    • @thekrazyhatter5063
      @thekrazyhatter5063 11 місяців тому +1

      Which I think that Raul Julia Son would of been a Perfect Spider Jerusalem
      Which you described spider perfectly

  • @jonathanmartin3767
    @jonathanmartin3767 11 місяців тому +49

    I work at a local theater in a small city of 27,000 people. Opening night, 16 people at the first screening, 0, yes, zero at the second. Theater hold 112 people.

    • @verskarton
      @verskarton 11 місяців тому +3

      I feel bad for your local theater.

    • @boom-wu9ux
      @boom-wu9ux 11 місяців тому +3

      Damn it was that bad?😂

  • @TchHry
    @TchHry 11 місяців тому +44

    When the in video add is better then the movie?
    Bravo Jeremy

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro 4 місяці тому +3

    we thank jeremy for taking the hit for us!

  • @mikeyoung2099
    @mikeyoung2099 11 місяців тому +189

    Jeremy, your lip saying part is hilarious 😂

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 11 місяців тому +10

      Yeah, he did it perfectly! Lolol! I had to replay that part several times, it was so so accurate!

    • @culverp1138
      @culverp1138 11 місяців тому +2

      He did another hilarious version of this in his Phantom Menace review

    • @mikeyoung2099
      @mikeyoung2099 11 місяців тому +2

      @peytonculver8799 oh man 👨 😪 😢 ❤️ love it then! and still love it now!

  • @ronjohnson6916
    @ronjohnson6916 11 місяців тому +37

    I got the essence of the review from the thumbnail. Well done.

  • @tylerjames7986
    @tylerjames7986 11 місяців тому +57

    The thumbnail is all I need to know about the movie lol 😂

  • @TwalePear
    @TwalePear 10 місяців тому +5

    So glad you addressed the fact that you look like the villain 😅

  • @Alfrebaut
    @Alfrebaut 11 місяців тому +21

    I loved when Madame Web did the record scratch, then she said, "It's Webbing Time," and then Morbed off into the sunset.

    • @wfm445
      @wfm445 11 місяців тому +1

      I loved when she said I see web people

    • @Alfrebaut
      @Alfrebaut 11 місяців тому +2

      @@wfm445 Truly one of the moments of all time.

  • @braddecker1857
    @braddecker1857 11 місяців тому +59

    I was never planning on watching this. Thank you for doing the hard part.

    • @ryantrent2114
      @ryantrent2114 11 місяців тому +1

      It looked good on paper....

    • @trollingboy9729
      @trollingboy9729 11 місяців тому +1

      @@ryantrent2114not really 😂

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 11 місяців тому +2

      All female cast=box office bomb

    • @Mike-h8m
      @Mike-h8m 10 місяців тому +1

      @@SuperPeterok Madame Web doesn't even made $100 million yet and it's a horrible movie.
      Top Gun Maverick and Barbie both made $1.5 billion.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 10 місяців тому

      @@Mike-h8m I will not give Tom cruise my money or view ever

  • @trueflip25
    @trueflip25 11 місяців тому +23

    Thanks Jeremy for the heads up!

  • @blackheartaesthetic4432
    @blackheartaesthetic4432 11 місяців тому +5

    I’m not gonna lie though the very, VERY first time I saw the very first trailer for this movie I was like “damn the bad guy in the movie really looks like Jeremy Jahns. Is he staking out an acting career now?”

  • @ChibsterofNurgy
    @ChibsterofNurgy 11 місяців тому +53

    Thank you for your sacrifice, JJ. We didn't need it, but you did it anyway.

    • @lazypops3117
      @lazypops3117 11 місяців тому +1

      the hero we didn't deserve

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios 11 місяців тому +143

    Sydney Sweeney would’ve been a cool black cat…..

    • @wespapes2054
      @wespapes2054 11 місяців тому +30

      The movie would have better if she wore less clothes

    • @lunar-studios
      @lunar-studios 11 місяців тому +10

      @@wespapes2054 isnt it funny dakota is more successful when she does that too

    • @Evoker23-lx8mb
      @Evoker23-lx8mb 11 місяців тому +3

      Could still be, she wouldn’t be the first actor/actress to cross over. Russell Crowe who plays Zeus is also playing Kraven’s dad and Chiwetell Ejiofor is in Venom 3 though his character is currently unknown.

    • @lironyaniv8501
      @lironyaniv8501 11 місяців тому +5

      Don't give Sony any more ideas. They need to stop and make good movies, not superhero movies.

    • @DOOMStudios
      @DOOMStudios 11 місяців тому +2

      @@lironyaniv8501not begging for a Black Cat movie she should play Black Cat in Tom Holland’s universe.

  • @PointlessProd
    @PointlessProd 11 місяців тому +2

    As someone whos watched Jeremy since his amazing spider-man review (I was 13) it feels like an event to have him talk half hearted sony spider-stuff.

  • @drizzo4669
    @drizzo4669 11 місяців тому +17

    Towards the end of this review, I said "My Spider sense is tingling. He gonna say it, hes gonna say it" and he did.
    Dog shyt popped up on the screen. Ive been waiting for this moment.

  • @mickeyhart7507
    @mickeyhart7507 11 місяців тому +19

    I went and saw Lisa Frankenstein this Valentine's, and I do not regret a thing. Heathers meets Edward Sisscorhands, but it's batshit in the BEST WAY! See that instead, it's awesome 😂❤

    • @SynnJynn
      @SynnJynn 11 місяців тому +2

      Look funny! 80s vibe, Cold Bodies meets Edward Scissorhands for sure 😂

    • @mickeyhart7507
      @mickeyhart7507 11 місяців тому

      @SynnJynn Yes! Just know, it is a DARK comedy. My friend described it perfectly as, "morbid comedy, casual murder" hense the Heathers comparison.

  • @andrewzach1921
    @andrewzach1921 11 місяців тому +18

    The verbal slide in to product placement was sublime. Fun review as well

  • @theengineer704
    @theengineer704 11 місяців тому +3

    "In the end, nothing really matters." That [Lincoln Park] reference had me rolling AF!

  • @ricardostokes-x2p
    @ricardostokes-x2p 11 місяців тому +51

    Bro, you were great as Ezekiel!

  • @KouD3Graw
    @KouD3Graw 11 місяців тому +14

    5:00 I thought Jeremy was flexing that he was in this movie for a second

  • @Kwistoweeish
    @Kwistoweeish 11 місяців тому +15

    Jeremy is doing his own after credit scenes now?! A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

  • @WiseFlyAiDesign
    @WiseFlyAiDesign 10 місяців тому +1

    I stopped the movie with 30 frikken minutes left to watch some revirlews.. i paused the movie at 70 mins and was like.. what do you mean im already an hour and 10 mins in... Jeremy.. i was ready to walk out of my own living room at 3 mins in, when she was all.. strong independent female, so sweetly thanking her protector for bringing her an umbrella...
    Also....... you deserve a cookie for the JC impression.. loved it as it was in progress
    Lots of comments about stucmann..
    I ld rather say, thank you for still being here punching my tv all these years later.. it doesnt feel like 10 years but holy heck, you really just gotta remember. Jeremy did his way..
    Also...'War horse, war horse here'.. just a forgotten line from a forgotten reviewer

    • @WiseFlyAiDesign
      @WiseFlyAiDesign 10 місяців тому

      Still haven't watched the.. climactic ending.. why do I feel like I'm not missing out..

  • @gmanmp1821
    @gmanmp1821 11 місяців тому +12

    I am so happy that at least we can fast forward through the ads

  • @tytamtew7990
    @tytamtew7990 11 місяців тому +13

    I want more of you doing acting Jeremy! Like that Matrix thing you did! Clearly you have the comedic timing and understanding of the craft.

    • @amy_yoshikawa
      @amy_yoshikawa 11 місяців тому

      He literally did Jim Carrey when he said 'Hotttttttttt....Garbage!!!!

  • @MrBuckNasty_2911
    @MrBuckNasty_2911 11 місяців тому +7

    Thank you for your honest review. Saved my family and I two hours of our lives.

  • @thevagabond1314
    @thevagabond1314 11 місяців тому +2

    This movie doesn’t have a post credit scene so Jeremy gave it to us in his review instead

  • @monstermash1571
    @monstermash1571 11 місяців тому +40

    Why Sony didn't make an R-Rated Black Cat movie with Sydney Sweeny, the world may never know....

    • @littlesparrow303
      @littlesparrow303 11 місяців тому +5

      For real!! She is better as Black Cat bc she has the attitude & body. People are just too afraid of a sexy woman dressing up as her when BC has worn costumes that fully cover her chest & not show it off 🤣

    • @kelvinbrank4756
      @kelvinbrank4756 11 місяців тому

      Because the want to sell toys

    • @Cometzone12
      @Cometzone12 11 місяців тому

      Save Black Cat for amazing spider man 3 I feel

    • @TheMasterQuests
      @TheMasterQuests 11 місяців тому

      Bring back sexy women on screen

    • @garrettmurphy2447
      @garrettmurphy2447 11 місяців тому

      @@littlesparrow303she should play black cat in the MCU.

  • @RanjitSouri-PinkFloydPiano
    @RanjitSouri-PinkFloydPiano 11 місяців тому +25

    That was one of the smoothest transitions into a "word from our sponsor" that I've ever seen.

  • @adil9772
    @adil9772 11 місяців тому +33

    2:28-2:35 this is iconic 😂

    • @computron100
      @computron100 11 місяців тому +2

      I lost it and laughed really hard 😂

    • @sadistikalchemist
      @sadistikalchemist 11 місяців тому +1

      Can someone make that a GIF? XD

  • @jaytok7
    @jaytok7 11 місяців тому +4

    jeremy one of the OGs who still keep it 💯

  • @RMRsavvy
    @RMRsavvy 11 місяців тому +22

    “Avengers…?! That would NEVER work as a movie.” 😂😂

  • @javierburgos9975
    @javierburgos9975 11 місяців тому +20

    Yes the most anticipated movie everyone one I know never spoke about.

  • @sjorspolling8275
    @sjorspolling8275 11 місяців тому +9

    Every time I see or hear any mention of Madame Web, I think of the 90's Spider-Man cartoon. I prefer that version outside of the comics. She was also voiced by Stan Lee's wife, so there's that...

  • @rugan0723
    @rugan0723 11 місяців тому +2

    Thank you once again for confirming my suspicions and saving me time and money!

  • @masqueradian2028
    @masqueradian2028 11 місяців тому +10

    That Dead Rising comparison is perfect

  • @thaboiinblue
    @thaboiinblue 11 місяців тому +6

    The way I’m never gonna watch this movie…
    But I was SO glad to hear Jeremy talk about it and I relish the possibility of a spoiler talk.
    Hearing people critique/discuss/rip apart bad movies>>>>>>>>>>watching bad movies (at least the ones that aren't really fun)

    • @aminestoisthebesto806
      @aminestoisthebesto806 10 місяців тому

      My girlfriend forced me to go to this movie and I ended up really enjoying it. Haters gonna hate. She then told me that the reason why she wanted me to go to this movie so bad(paid for everything), was that she was hearing really bad reviews on it and thought that I would think it was funny with how bad it was. Turned out good. I’m a bit of a major movie snob and I hate pretty much everything in theatres, to the point I don’t even bother looking at what’s playing anymore(Oppenheimer was torture), so I had never heard about this movie, and she told me not to look at any of the posters or anything that would tip me off to what we were about to watch, we also entered the movie five minutes late so that I purposely missed the title screen. It was good

  • @tsnap4
    @tsnap4 11 місяців тому +2

    At 2:30, he goes full Jim Carrey. You never go full Jim Carrey.
    (Just kidding. Great vid, as always!)

  • @Justinian43
    @Justinian43 11 місяців тому +11

    Please review Lisa Frankenstein and Out of Darkness, both turned out to be good and deserve the spotlight

  • @furyofthefilmfan
    @furyofthefilmfan 11 місяців тому +7

    One of the few critics out there with Integrity . May jahns never want to dream about making films one day

  • @Turtle3000
    @Turtle3000 11 місяців тому +8

    "I don't know who the villain is." Looks like Jeremy in a suit. haha

  • @mightbealvi
    @mightbealvi 9 місяців тому +2

    And the fact that Jeremy looks like Ezekiel Sims makes it even better

  • @dirtyfunkymonkey
    @dirtyfunkymonkey 11 місяців тому +8

    Tahar Rahim is incredible in A Prophet. A masterpiece which someone like you JJ should definitely watch.

  • @meechibell9602
    @meechibell9602 11 місяців тому +5

    Favorite Valentine's Day movies Sense and Sensibility (1995 version), Pride and Prejudice (2005 version) and Far and Away. I'd also throw in "You've Got Mail" but I watch that movie so often it's not just a good one for Valentine's Day for me.