Dagoth Ur Plays "Smash or Pass" With Daedric Princes

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • In his typical unbiased, completely sane, and totally not-hypocritical fashion, Dagoth Ur sorts the Daedric Princes of Oblivion into "smash" or "pass" categories.
    (A.I. meme)

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  • @RealLenny
    @RealLenny 11 місяців тому +3076

    molag bal forcing himself into the smash column was the funniest shit ever, keep it up man.

    • @justinh3421
      @justinh3421 11 місяців тому +179

      I was actually dying laughing for the entire molag bal bit, that was silly as hell

    • @polerli18
      @polerli18 11 місяців тому +79

      Nah man,the funniest shit is,and always will be;Malacath.

    • @Crinklecutfries-bt6nb
      @Crinklecutfries-bt6nb 6 місяців тому +6

      @@polerli18I see what u did there💀

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Місяць тому +1

      Let's not forget the whole thing Molag Bal had with Vivec.
      And since the AlmSiVi, Nerevar and daddy Dagoth were and are all in some kind of relationship pentagram,
      Molag Bal also did unspeakable things to the late Septim dynasty,
      the last Septim may or many not be secret with the Hero of Kvatch, who became Sheogorath.
      By that we can conclude that our true god Dagoth Ur is like five dragonboners away from being in a relationship with Sheogorath.

  • @thomasdevlin5825
    @thomasdevlin5825 11 місяців тому +2676

    "She can't even take a joke without turning the entire jokester's race read eyed and grey skinned" I like how this implies the rise of the tribunal was just a prank on Azura

    • @prussianpolydactyl836
      @prussianpolydactyl836 11 місяців тому +223

      "It's just a prank, n'wah"

    • @IchCharacter
      @IchCharacter 11 місяців тому +166

      The tribunal wasn't one joke, it was three jokes at the expense of Nerevar.

    • @StudleyDuderight
      @StudleyDuderight 8 місяців тому +18

      Red, not read. Read is past tense of read, as in "I read that book last week." Yes I know it's confusing.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 8 місяців тому +1

      It kinda was.
      Almalexia's a crazy bitch, Vivec's a pretentious asshole and Sotha Sil didn't give a shit.

    • @williamlazenby314
      @williamlazenby314 7 місяців тому +16

      ​@@StudleyDuderight It was probably a typo and nobody cares.

  • @electivetoast6897
    @electivetoast6897 11 місяців тому +1504

    Dagoth Ur: "Malacath is the hardest pass yet."
    Boethiah: "Whew, you can say that again."

  • @mariuszmoraw3571
    @mariuszmoraw3571 11 місяців тому +856

    Prince of Domination forcing himself into smash section is actually... very accurate.

    • @novAviator01
      @novAviator01 10 місяців тому

      Also know as the King of rape so indeed very fitting

    • @lukasp5892
      @lukasp5892 8 місяців тому

      I mean he is also nicknamed the “King of Rape”… not exactly subtle..

    • @impishlyit9780
      @impishlyit9780 6 місяців тому +3

      Yike

  • @Jay3up
    @Jay3up 11 місяців тому +667

    “These guys always start by killing animals like rabbits,deer and argonians” 💀

  • @alexanderrahl7034
    @alexanderrahl7034 11 місяців тому +1334

    Molag stole the show, but that comment about killing animals like "rabbits, deer, and argonians" had me rolling 😂

    • @nuadi2959
      @nuadi2959 7 місяців тому +49

      “But then they start killing ACTUAL people”. 😂

    • @Hallehemss1624B
      @Hallehemss1624B 6 місяців тому

      Creepy fetish😂

    • @wiswc
      @wiswc 2 місяці тому

      Acutal people are animals too

    • @Didoff_5.45x39
      @Didoff_5.45x39 5 днів тому

      he forgot mentioning the crackhead cats

  • @BansheeKing22
    @BansheeKing22 11 місяців тому +2607

    Have to agree on Nocturnal. What a grand and intoxicating pair of double dagoths.

  • @TeRenner123
    @TeRenner123 11 місяців тому +745

    Molag Bal forcing himself into the smash list is hillariouse

  • @StalkerStroodle
    @StalkerStroodle 11 місяців тому +418

    “Malacath on my Dagoth” is such a clever line 😭😭

    • @Jwine95
      @Jwine95 4 місяці тому

      Dude I am screamingggg

  • @adamxei9073
    @adamxei9073 11 місяців тому +314

    “Skin so thin you cut it with a rubber dagger.” DAMN!!

  • @KyLeon0130
    @KyLeon0130 8 місяців тому +90

    "Anyone that would consider me unsmashable is certifiably unsmashable themselves." That is the type of confidence I admire.

  • @fahadalghamdi9316
    @fahadalghamdi9316 11 місяців тому +100

    "Consent? what is that??"- Molag bal.

    • @lukasp5892
      @lukasp5892 8 місяців тому +14

      More like “Consent? You mean blasphemy!”

  • @GarrettFruge
    @GarrettFruge 11 місяців тому +141

    "Two Girls, One Goblet" 🤣

    • @tortimandi666
      @tortimandi666 17 днів тому

      I really wonder if the uploader thought that one or was that the AI which I presume the uploader makes the big fraction of the texts write

  • @JamestheFreak24
    @JamestheFreak24 11 місяців тому +622

    I feel like jyggalag is one of those people who doesn't have sex until they're married.

  • @kingmenelaus7083
    @kingmenelaus7083 11 місяців тому +237

    "key your silt strider" made me spit my fucking drink out my nose, fuck

  • @isthatwhatemptymeans8222
    @isthatwhatemptymeans8222 11 місяців тому +378

    Whoever wrote the lines "killing animals like rabbits or Argonians" bravo.. great line. The other that got a genuine lol was "2 girls 1 goblet" that's tip top. Good callback on the "climbing in your windows" reference... a little too wordy before the punchline we got there quicker then that..which is my only critique which in itself is also a compliment. This team does stellar work and far too infrequently.

    • @usernameig975
      @usernameig975 11 місяців тому +3

      Yea that first bit was hilarious

    • @ncrranger6327
      @ncrranger6327 2 місяці тому

      The Dagoth Rising bit got me gagglin

  • @aumediwibisana4613
    @aumediwibisana4613 11 місяців тому +47

    5:19 Something is rising and it isn't Nerevar.

  • @thurqs1938
    @thurqs1938 11 місяців тому +169

    best dagoth ur channel by a long shot, the quality and feel of the dialogue written is impeccable!!

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 11 місяців тому +6

      Dagoth slur is pretty good especially the fight with sheogorath

    • @revengance4149
      @revengance4149 10 місяців тому +1

      is this an entire genre? what did I get into? but yeah this is pretty funny and underrated

  • @Serrax
    @Serrax 11 місяців тому +178

    Holy shit Molag Bal was hilarious

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 11 місяців тому +47

    Hermaeus Mora sounding like Droopy the dog with chest congestion is indeed a turnoff.

  • @MRSAUltraviolet
    @MRSAUltraviolet 11 місяців тому +34

    >Passing on Azura. Oh, shit N'wah what are you doing. SMH Dagoth D.

  • @CreepyMF
    @CreepyMF 11 місяців тому +91

    Like a wise man once said " don't stick your dagoth in crazy"

  • @ennieminymoo6675
    @ennieminymoo6675 9 місяців тому +46

    "The daedra never cease to amaze with their outlander prejudices"
    *Spends various minutes of the video dissing argonians and orcs and insisting on Dumner supremacy*

  • @JRexRegis
    @JRexRegis 9 місяців тому +16

    "slash your wagon wheels or key your silt strider"
    Holy shit this script is fire

  • @elogic7368
    @elogic7368 10 місяців тому +14

    Even Dagoth Ur could not deny the smashability of nocturnal

  • @barnsleyman32
    @barnsleyman32 11 місяців тому +22

    i love the writing on these, "key your silt strider" lmfao

  • @ashleyshanks6821
    @ashleyshanks6821 11 місяців тому +21

    I love how he actually manages to sound kind of reasonable for a while, and then he drops the racism on ya

  • @brain_polish7586
    @brain_polish7586 11 місяців тому +24

    2 chicks 1 goblet and 1 swit and a skooma jar

  • @TheBuffaloFlats
    @TheBuffaloFlats 11 місяців тому +28

    This is absolute gold. The jokes are so freaking good. I would laugh out loud every 30 seconds

  • @charlesdaugherty321
    @charlesdaugherty321 11 місяців тому +11

    Hermeus Mora is prince of secrets...
    He knows every secret position for maximum pleasure.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey 11 місяців тому +5

      Still hard pass.
      The weebs can have him.

  • @itsaMoogle
    @itsaMoogle 2 місяці тому +3

    "2 chicks 1 goblet" These videos are grand and intoxicating lol

  • @erikhellum649
    @erikhellum649 11 місяців тому +43

    Daddy Dagoth been acting awfully sus lately

  • @godoforder1828
    @godoforder1828 11 місяців тому +23

    This is probably the funniest Dagoth Ur video ive ever seen i lost my fuckin sides

  • @todddominoes9862
    @todddominoes9862 11 місяців тому +28

    Nocturnal really is the only smash. Dagoth Ur is never wrong.

  • @i_liek_bois
    @i_liek_bois 6 місяців тому +3

    'hide your argonians'
    lmfao

  • @novAviator01
    @novAviator01 10 місяців тому +11

    “King of rape” Molag Bal forcing himself into the smash side is so good

  • @JosephRMoore-dc9qv
    @JosephRMoore-dc9qv 11 місяців тому +6

    Molag Bal forced his way into the smash section 😭🤣🤣

  • @theonlytnargmatt
    @theonlytnargmatt 5 місяців тому +3

    "these guys always start off killing rabbits, deer and argonians, but then they start killing *actual* people"
    Holy shit I'm giggling like a moron right now.

  • @Taycoacoabrown23
    @Taycoacoabrown23 11 місяців тому +8

    4:59 “nope she’s stinky and gross-“ that made me laugh way too hard

  • @AndrewWukusick
    @AndrewWukusick Місяць тому +1

    Molag Ballsack forcing himself into the Smash column was the funniest shit I've seen all week

  • @That_One_Sunshine_Knight
    @That_One_Sunshine_Knight 11 місяців тому +5

    Dagoth absolutely trounces the entire daedric pantheon for seven minutes straight; except Nocturnal.
    10/10 content

  • @Purriah
    @Purriah 11 місяців тому +6

    The writing is just amazing

  • @apalsnerg
    @apalsnerg 7 місяців тому +2

    That Bed Intruder reference hit me right in the Nostalgia. I haven't thought about that song in almost a decade.

  • @ethanblair981
    @ethanblair981 11 місяців тому +7

    Fell on the floor laughing at the molag bal bit

  • @anonammon5939
    @anonammon5939 11 місяців тому +9

    Keep them coming lord Dagoth. We crave more of your teaching.

  • @User-s7j5u
    @User-s7j5u 11 місяців тому +3

    It is the year of our lord and saviour, 2023, and I am STILL hearing "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife AND hide yo children"

  • @DuskyZenith
    @DuskyZenith 22 дні тому

    “I’d rather give up my own godhood than be in the same room as this scat with legs”. 😂

  • @juststvn
    @juststvn 11 місяців тому +2

    When this first came out I was going to leave a comment but, thought it was too sappy. However, I think that at least leaving something here for the algorithm to help pick your channel up is best. This past month of moving to Korea has been… hard. Your videos bring laughter and relaxation in an otherwise stressful and toxic environment. Thank you.

  • @Sengrath2986
    @Sengrath2986 9 місяців тому +3

    Dagoth 1'st love will always be nerevarine.

  • @isthatwhatemptymeans8222
    @isthatwhatemptymeans8222 11 місяців тому +8

    Missed this channel...

  • @lazarusrat6159
    @lazarusrat6159 11 місяців тому +8

    "Dagoth Mother" LOL

  • @kalohaggard1729
    @kalohaggard1729 6 місяців тому +1

    It was the " keying your Silt Strider" bit that did it for me.

  • @chavzone
    @chavzone 11 місяців тому +8

    If you put Dagoth Ur in-game in front of a greenscreen you could get a loop of any of his animations you want to play in your video instead of a static image, just a suggestion

  • @liammagnisium
    @liammagnisium 9 місяців тому +3

    the facts dagoth basically calls argonians animals when talking about Hircine is hilarious.

  • @danteeightsix9069
    @danteeightsix9069 6 місяців тому +1

    He called them Argonians. There's a little meranity in Dagoth Ur after all.

  • @sneedfeedandseed2410
    @sneedfeedandseed2410 20 днів тому

    the Molag bal part made me cackle, I'm glad that even Dagoth has the sense to despise that thing.

  • @SneefyQuaffles
    @SneefyQuaffles 7 місяців тому +1

    So we ended up with 2 and one of them forced themselves onto dagoth and the other has a helmet bolted to their face

  • @josiahtasich6073
    @josiahtasich6073 8 місяців тому +2

    Lord Dagoth Ur.
    My question for you, Lord, is thus; I was born with scales, a tail, but blessed to be hatched within the lands of Morrowind. I follow your teaching as closely as any regular Dunmer resident of Morrowind have: How does one raise above their station or race within your realm, my Lord Dagoth?

  • @troycooper7733
    @troycooper7733 7 місяців тому

    He’s climbing in yo windows he snatching your people up tryna grape em so you need to hide your kids hide your wives like the best reference

  • @KarlsFormerRoommate
    @KarlsFormerRoommate 10 місяців тому +1

    Was half expecting sheogorath to suddenly switch places with dagoth lol and start ranking the rest lool

  • @84cch
    @84cch 11 місяців тому +2

    I don't know whats more hilarious, the constant Argonian bashing, or the sexual inuendo and puns.

  • @michaellemmons4759
    @michaellemmons4759 7 місяців тому +1

    I love how the only one he put in the Smash list is Nocturne and even then only if she keeps the Nerevar mask on.
    (forcing yourself on Dagoth Ur? that takes Molag Balls...)

  • @thatguy8711
    @thatguy8711 7 місяців тому +1

    You could say Meridia is quite... clingy.

  • @basketbomberslackingson4417
    @basketbomberslackingson4417 2 місяці тому

    If Nerevar was a DP I could see him instantly slapping him into Smash, then making an entire tier list dedicated to how Smashable Nerevarine would be throughout the events of TES: Morrowind.

  • @Forastero011
    @Forastero011 9 місяців тому +1

    Just heard the first line and it’s perfect

  • @dylanmonstrum1538
    @dylanmonstrum1538 11 місяців тому +1

    0:37 LMFAO I love this channel sooooo much bro

  • @freezia0
    @freezia0 8 місяців тому +1

    2:43 Why ?
    Why was i in the process of drinking when this came up?
    It goes without saying the beverage never made it inside my stomach and instead went toward the Dwemer screen technology i was witnessing this moment through.

  • @borisdaanimal4014
    @borisdaanimal4014 11 місяців тому +1

    missed opportunity to call "lady dagoths" "Voryns"

  • @chris7372
    @chris7372 10 місяців тому +1

    "Smash a pet" That's upgrade from farmtool atleast

  • @Skyrimlizard
    @Skyrimlizard 2 місяці тому

    I was really ready for them all to be pass😂

  • @roxanne1762
    @roxanne1762 2 місяці тому

    Smash: Nocturnal and Sanguine
    Pass: everyone else

  • @trumpetwizard7250
    @trumpetwizard7250 10 місяців тому +2

    He Molag on my Dagoth till I Bal

  • @vossboss220
    @vossboss220 11 місяців тому +2

    Idk man 4 arms daddy dagon could choke, spank, and tug all at once

  • @Satherian
    @Satherian 7 місяців тому

    Nocturnal with the mask made Dagoth act up so much - I love it

  • @mattroxursoul
    @mattroxursoul 10 місяців тому +1

    All the princes in the end are just N'wah

  • @roulejj1342
    @roulejj1342 9 місяців тому +1

    "Rabbits deers and argonian then actual people" as someone who chose argonian in Morrowind I feel betrayed 😂😂😂😂

  • @the..clownsguy
    @the..clownsguy 11 місяців тому

    thanks for the new sermon daddy dagoth this was a good one

  • @UrielManX7
    @UrielManX7 6 місяців тому

    Couldn't help to notice Nerevar wasn't invited to attend this sermon.

  • @ronanmoore9562
    @ronanmoore9562 11 місяців тому +1

    1:13 I just f0ckin died dude that really got me great stuff

  • @uileam161
    @uileam161 7 місяців тому +3

    Hide your Argonians….. 😂😂😂😂

  • @IcyLucario
    @IcyLucario 7 місяців тому +1

    That Jyggalag bit was great.

  • @prismaticbeetle3194
    @prismaticbeetle3194 9 місяців тому +1

    Oh god that jab at hermas mora

  • @lucasvanderhoeven3760
    @lucasvanderhoeven3760 11 місяців тому +2

    He’s back!

  • @gabork5055
    @gabork5055 5 місяців тому

    Love how this turned into just dissing all of them.

  • @fireballaw6512
    @fireballaw6512 20 днів тому

    Jesus, who knew Dagoth Ur harboured such hatred towards yae 'ole Daedric Princes. I salute thee dear god sir!😂

  • @norddorian5791
    @norddorian5791 11 місяців тому +2

    Scat on legs is such an accurate description

  • @BrounBoi
    @BrounBoi 8 місяців тому +2

    Canonically didn't Dagoth smash Baal? Wait no that was vivec

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 11 місяців тому

    Something's rising and it ain't Nerevar.

  • @AaronCorr
    @AaronCorr 7 місяців тому

    I love the Shivering Isles, but I would never be mad enough to draw Sheogorath's attention on purpose

  • @AurumStella
    @AurumStella 6 місяців тому

    Wow "skin so damn thin you can cut it with a rubber dagger" One of the wittiest insults i've ever heard XD

  • @Canadia_Ball
    @Canadia_Ball 9 місяців тому +1

    MORE DJDAGOTH I DEMAND IT!!!

  • @Zero_The_Crow
    @Zero_The_Crow 6 місяців тому

    Nocturnal is also called The Hag. "Bent and twisted in cloak and hood." Dagoth, you just got catfished on that one.

  • @guilhermequitto
    @guilhermequitto 3 місяці тому

    Dweamerfix got me teakin'

  • @heyitsvonage2768
    @heyitsvonage2768 Місяць тому

    Everybody knows Nocturnal is the hottest of all the daedric princes. But also, wouldn't mind getting my new hands on Meridia's beacons.

  • @Micheal_Anthony_1996
    @Micheal_Anthony_1996 4 місяці тому

    "you can't smash a pet"
    Bro doesn't know about about pet play

  • @papanurgle8393
    @papanurgle8393 6 місяців тому

    "Key your Silt Strider" killed me.

  • @DJ-to3hw
    @DJ-to3hw 11 місяців тому +1

    This is some of the funniest niche shit ive ever watched

  • @MalleusSemperVictor
    @MalleusSemperVictor 11 місяців тому

    Dagoth Ur doesn't know what Nocturnal really looks like.

  • @chillkalil
    @chillkalil 11 місяців тому +1

    Hope you’re feeling well dj

  • @DerekJohnson-r3k
    @DerekJohnson-r3k 6 місяців тому

    All of these are passed pretty much