Dagoth Ur Plays "Smash or Pass" With Daedric Princes
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- In his typical unbiased, completely sane, and totally not-hypocritical fashion, Dagoth Ur sorts the Daedric Princes of Oblivion into "smash" or "pass" categories.
(A.I. meme)
molag bal forcing himself into the smash column was the funniest shit ever, keep it up man.
I was actually dying laughing for the entire molag bal bit, that was silly as hell
Nah man,the funniest shit is,and always will be;Malacath.
@@polerli18I see what u did there💀
Let's not forget the whole thing Molag Bal had with Vivec.
And since the AlmSiVi, Nerevar and daddy Dagoth were and are all in some kind of relationship pentagram,
Molag Bal also did unspeakable things to the late Septim dynasty,
the last Septim may or many not be secret with the Hero of Kvatch, who became Sheogorath.
By that we can conclude that our true god Dagoth Ur is like five dragonboners away from being in a relationship with Sheogorath.
"She can't even take a joke without turning the entire jokester's race read eyed and grey skinned" I like how this implies the rise of the tribunal was just a prank on Azura
"It's just a prank, n'wah"
The tribunal wasn't one joke, it was three jokes at the expense of Nerevar.
Red, not read. Read is past tense of read, as in "I read that book last week." Yes I know it's confusing.
It kinda was.
Almalexia's a crazy bitch, Vivec's a pretentious asshole and Sotha Sil didn't give a shit.
@@StudleyDuderight It was probably a typo and nobody cares.
Dagoth Ur: "Malacath is the hardest pass yet."
Boethiah: "Whew, you can say that again."
This is gold
She ate Malacath because she was into vore and scat.
Oh god--
🎖
@@Mortyrian more like gold-brand, amirite?
Prince of Domination forcing himself into smash section is actually... very accurate.
Also know as the King of rape so indeed very fitting
I mean he is also nicknamed the “King of Rape”… not exactly subtle..
Yike
“These guys always start by killing animals like rabbits,deer and argonians” 💀
I know
Molag stole the show, but that comment about killing animals like "rabbits, deer, and argonians" had me rolling 😂
“But then they start killing ACTUAL people”. 😂
Creepy fetish😂
Acutal people are animals too
he forgot mentioning the crackhead cats
Have to agree on Nocturnal. What a grand and intoxicating pair of double dagoths.
The thiccness is peak.
🤣
I'd make a deal with that
I think I’m going to Crassius Curio just thinking about it.
@@isaiahvaldez3330
I’d need more “convincing”
Molag Bal forcing himself into the smash list is hillariouse
“Malacath on my Dagoth” is such a clever line 😭😭
Dude I am screamingggg
“Skin so thin you cut it with a rubber dagger.” DAMN!!
"Anyone that would consider me unsmashable is certifiably unsmashable themselves." That is the type of confidence I admire.
"Consent? what is that??"- Molag bal.
More like “Consent? You mean blasphemy!”
"Two Girls, One Goblet" 🤣
I really wonder if the uploader thought that one or was that the AI which I presume the uploader makes the big fraction of the texts write
I feel like jyggalag is one of those people who doesn't have sex until they're married.
and probably only does missionary
based jyggalag???
@@chieckenman4432
Always has been.
@@holypaladin4657 Naw
This post was made by the Shivering Isles
@@holypaladin4657Indeed
"key your silt strider" made me spit my fucking drink out my nose, fuck
Whoever wrote the lines "killing animals like rabbits or Argonians" bravo.. great line. The other that got a genuine lol was "2 girls 1 goblet" that's tip top. Good callback on the "climbing in your windows" reference... a little too wordy before the punchline we got there quicker then that..which is my only critique which in itself is also a compliment. This team does stellar work and far too infrequently.
Yea that first bit was hilarious
The Dagoth Rising bit got me gagglin
5:19 Something is rising and it isn't Nerevar.
best dagoth ur channel by a long shot, the quality and feel of the dialogue written is impeccable!!
Dagoth slur is pretty good especially the fight with sheogorath
is this an entire genre? what did I get into? but yeah this is pretty funny and underrated
Holy shit Molag Bal was hilarious
Hermaeus Mora sounding like Droopy the dog with chest congestion is indeed a turnoff.
>Passing on Azura. Oh, shit N'wah what are you doing. SMH Dagoth D.
Like a wise man once said " don't stick your dagoth in crazy"
"The daedra never cease to amaze with their outlander prejudices"
*Spends various minutes of the video dissing argonians and orcs and insisting on Dumner supremacy*
Classic Dunmer mindset
"slash your wagon wheels or key your silt strider"
Holy shit this script is fire
Even Dagoth Ur could not deny the smashability of nocturnal
i love the writing on these, "key your silt strider" lmfao
I love how he actually manages to sound kind of reasonable for a while, and then he drops the racism on ya
2 chicks 1 goblet and 1 swit and a skooma jar
This is absolute gold. The jokes are so freaking good. I would laugh out loud every 30 seconds
Hermeus Mora is prince of secrets...
He knows every secret position for maximum pleasure.
Still hard pass.
The weebs can have him.
"2 chicks 1 goblet" These videos are grand and intoxicating lol
Daddy Dagoth been acting awfully sus lately
This is probably the funniest Dagoth Ur video ive ever seen i lost my fuckin sides
Nocturnal really is the only smash. Dagoth Ur is never wrong.
'hide your argonians'
lmfao
“King of rape” Molag Bal forcing himself into the smash side is so good
Molag Bal forced his way into the smash section 😭🤣🤣
"these guys always start off killing rabbits, deer and argonians, but then they start killing *actual* people"
Holy shit I'm giggling like a moron right now.
4:59 “nope she’s stinky and gross-“ that made me laugh way too hard
Molag Ballsack forcing himself into the Smash column was the funniest shit I've seen all week
Dagoth absolutely trounces the entire daedric pantheon for seven minutes straight; except Nocturnal.
10/10 content
The writing is just amazing
That Bed Intruder reference hit me right in the Nostalgia. I haven't thought about that song in almost a decade.
Fell on the floor laughing at the molag bal bit
Keep them coming lord Dagoth. We crave more of your teaching.
It is the year of our lord and saviour, 2023, and I am STILL hearing "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife AND hide yo children"
“I’d rather give up my own godhood than be in the same room as this scat with legs”. 😂
When this first came out I was going to leave a comment but, thought it was too sappy. However, I think that at least leaving something here for the algorithm to help pick your channel up is best. This past month of moving to Korea has been… hard. Your videos bring laughter and relaxation in an otherwise stressful and toxic environment. Thank you.
Dagoth 1'st love will always be nerevarine.
Missed this channel...
"Dagoth Mother" LOL
It was the " keying your Silt Strider" bit that did it for me.
If you put Dagoth Ur in-game in front of a greenscreen you could get a loop of any of his animations you want to play in your video instead of a static image, just a suggestion
the facts dagoth basically calls argonians animals when talking about Hircine is hilarious.
He called them Argonians. There's a little meranity in Dagoth Ur after all.
the Molag bal part made me cackle, I'm glad that even Dagoth has the sense to despise that thing.
So we ended up with 2 and one of them forced themselves onto dagoth and the other has a helmet bolted to their face
Lord Dagoth Ur.
My question for you, Lord, is thus; I was born with scales, a tail, but blessed to be hatched within the lands of Morrowind. I follow your teaching as closely as any regular Dunmer resident of Morrowind have: How does one raise above their station or race within your realm, my Lord Dagoth?
He’s climbing in yo windows he snatching your people up tryna grape em so you need to hide your kids hide your wives like the best reference
Was half expecting sheogorath to suddenly switch places with dagoth lol and start ranking the rest lool
I don't know whats more hilarious, the constant Argonian bashing, or the sexual inuendo and puns.
I love how the only one he put in the Smash list is Nocturne and even then only if she keeps the Nerevar mask on.
(forcing yourself on Dagoth Ur? that takes Molag Balls...)
You could say Meridia is quite... clingy.
If Nerevar was a DP I could see him instantly slapping him into Smash, then making an entire tier list dedicated to how Smashable Nerevarine would be throughout the events of TES: Morrowind.
Just heard the first line and it’s perfect
0:37 LMFAO I love this channel sooooo much bro
2:43 Why ?
Why was i in the process of drinking when this came up?
It goes without saying the beverage never made it inside my stomach and instead went toward the Dwemer screen technology i was witnessing this moment through.
missed opportunity to call "lady dagoths" "Voryns"
"Smash a pet" That's upgrade from farmtool atleast
I was really ready for them all to be pass😂
Smash: Nocturnal and Sanguine
Pass: everyone else
He Molag on my Dagoth till I Bal
Idk man 4 arms daddy dagon could choke, spank, and tug all at once
Nocturnal with the mask made Dagoth act up so much - I love it
All the princes in the end are just N'wah
"Rabbits deers and argonian then actual people" as someone who chose argonian in Morrowind I feel betrayed 😂😂😂😂
thanks for the new sermon daddy dagoth this was a good one
Couldn't help to notice Nerevar wasn't invited to attend this sermon.
1:13 I just f0ckin died dude that really got me great stuff
Hide your Argonians….. 😂😂😂😂
That Jyggalag bit was great.
Oh god that jab at hermas mora
He’s back!
Love how this turned into just dissing all of them.
Jesus, who knew Dagoth Ur harboured such hatred towards yae 'ole Daedric Princes. I salute thee dear god sir!😂
Scat on legs is such an accurate description
Canonically didn't Dagoth smash Baal? Wait no that was vivec
Something's rising and it ain't Nerevar.
I love the Shivering Isles, but I would never be mad enough to draw Sheogorath's attention on purpose
Wow "skin so damn thin you can cut it with a rubber dagger" One of the wittiest insults i've ever heard XD
MORE DJDAGOTH I DEMAND IT!!!
Nocturnal is also called The Hag. "Bent and twisted in cloak and hood." Dagoth, you just got catfished on that one.
Dweamerfix got me teakin'
Everybody knows Nocturnal is the hottest of all the daedric princes. But also, wouldn't mind getting my new hands on Meridia's beacons.
"you can't smash a pet"
Bro doesn't know about about pet play
"Key your Silt Strider" killed me.
This is some of the funniest niche shit ive ever watched
Dagoth Ur doesn't know what Nocturnal really looks like.
Hope you’re feeling well dj
All of these are passed pretty much