LIKE A TARNISHED - MAJIMA EVERYWHERE

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • Funny majimer goes looking for kiryu and kicks ass.
    Edited with Premiere Pro (Took 3 weeks learning to use it)
    Funny streams at twitch.tv/telk_

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  • @The-rq2og
    @The-rq2og Місяць тому +179

    "started to pop off for no reason" MY MAN YOU COOKED A FULL COURSE MEAL THATS WHY THE VIDEO POPED OFF 🔥🔥🔥

  • @syrtek
    @syrtek Місяць тому +35

    3:25 That albunaric came into clutch there, he’s clearly a Majima Family loyalist.

  • @TRIC4pitator
    @TRIC4pitator Місяць тому +45

    THE FUCKING STYLE CHANGE

  • @Mister32
    @Mister32 Місяць тому +34

    How I would feel to see the words, "Invaded by bloody finger Goro Majima" I can't even describe 😂

  • @DataDrain02
    @DataDrain02 Місяць тому +18

    So, the Kiryu one felt odd, since he's not normally the type to pick fights, (usually, his opponents come to him.)
    But... Majima as an invader? That's perfection. 👌

  • @theclassyviking7351
    @theclassyviking7351 Місяць тому +17

    This is perfectly timed, doing a co-op DLC playthrough with a buddy as Kiryu and Majima, with a third joining soon as Ichiban.
    Been fun so far.

  • @KATinBLACK
    @KATinBLACK Місяць тому +18

    Imagine their reaction, “holy shit is that Majima?!?!”

  • @realQuestion
    @realQuestion Місяць тому +22

    they call him Elden Lord of the Night

  • @memelordsmemes
    @memelordsmemes Місяць тому +63

    I'm gonna need to see your sliders, build, and armor please.

    • @MultiZernez
      @MultiZernez Місяць тому +5

      Armor looks like gold mask’s rags, preceptor’s trousers or ansbach’s boots, and I can’t really tell the gauntlets

    • @memelordsmemes
      @memelordsmemes Місяць тому

      @@MultiZernez thanks

    • @mr.kittysavestheworld695
      @mr.kittysavestheworld695 Місяць тому

      @@MultiZernez Dryleaf Arm Wraps.

  • @MasterChef1957
    @MasterChef1957 Місяць тому +27

    Eldenring Kiwami: (All Majima Everywhere locations)

  • @alexbuliga9326
    @alexbuliga9326 Місяць тому +61

    missed opportunity on title: Majima Everywhere
    Edit: Perfect

    • @Telkyio
      @Telkyio  Місяць тому +7

      @@alexbuliga9326 he's so everywhere that it's infinite 🗣️

  • @frogpuffin
    @frogpuffin Місяць тому +17

    i just realized theres a subtle falling lead pipe sound at 8:00 lmao

  • @fedoratheharbinger1726
    @fedoratheharbinger1726 Місяць тому +24

    Now we need another vid where Majima just goes and solos the entire capital to get to the erdtree with Reign in the background (in this case, his love was Melina and not Makoto)

  • @grimms8783
    @grimms8783 Місяць тому +20

    Honestly hoping this video blows up with how well it's made.
    Edit: So I decided to come back and check the build of the "Vigor Check'nt" person at 7:02.
    Assuming Astrologer start that puts them at level 6 with:
    9 Vigor, 15 Mind, 9 Endurance, 8 Strength, 12 Dexterity, 16 Intelligence, 7 Faith and 9 Arcane.
    The clip shows they're level 74, so 68 extra stat points to work with.
    Considering 530 total damage took out 80%~ of their health, this must mean their Vigor is around 20. So 11 levels of investment. (57 levels left).
    We can't get much info from the spells they cast as all that we see in this clip is repeated swift glintstone shard, which requires 12 Int, which Astrologer already at the start meets the requirement of. But we can learn a lot from what equipment they're wearing.
    It seems to be the twinsage crown with the carian set, dual wielding the carian regal scepter and the meteorite staff. To medium roll while wearing all this (assuming they have nothing else equiped) they'd need an endurance of 10. (56 levels left).
    But the important thing to note here is they are casting with the CARIAN REGAL SCEPTER, a unique remembrance staff gained from rennala that requires *60 INTELLIGENCE* to use effectively. Assuming they're not insane and using a staff they can't use right, this means they'd have to put 44 LEVELS into Intelligence to cast effectively with it. (12 levels left).
    From here it's hard to determine any other stat investments, but considering the theme so far on them going all in on casting, I'm going to assume they put these last 12 into mind.
    This means in conclusion that the build that "Schmamsch" is running has a stat layout looking like:
    Level: 74
    Vigor: 20
    Mind: 27
    Endurance: 10
    Strength: 8
    Dexterity: 12
    Intelligence: 60
    Faith: 7
    Arcane: 9
    Which is just insane.

    • @Telkyio
      @Telkyio  Місяць тому +8

      Tbh people need to learn that int scalings, and damage scalings at that level are so low that most of your damage comes from your weapon upgrades, just get minimum stats for your weapon and dump every level into Vigor until at least 40 for mid-game and 60 later. Thank you for the math tho 🗿👍

  • @UltravioletNomad
    @UltravioletNomad Місяць тому +13

    *Parry* Aint gonna sugar coat it *Riposte*

  • @Grubbykillar
    @Grubbykillar Місяць тому +27

    They should have had there heat bar low so they could sense you

  • @MH_Dalam
    @MH_Dalam Місяць тому +15

    I tried to make a Majima build on a whim when ER released, this one's MUCH better than mine tho lol, props for making this video work as well as it does!!

  • @JusticeforLiberty
    @JusticeforLiberty Місяць тому +12

    KIRYU- CHAAAAN!!

  • @sukapap
    @sukapap Місяць тому +9

    ITS HERE, AS THE KING HAS PROMISED

  • @LiddellBlacksouls
    @LiddellBlacksouls Місяць тому +9

    Thanks boss, I'm used to be Majima-san's biggest fan, after this video, I'm an air conditioner

  • @akiyamagaming1
    @akiyamagaming1 Місяць тому +13

    This video is like a dragon

  • @r4tattack
    @r4tattack Місяць тому +11

    Lore accurate majima

  • @SHADTHLAD
    @SHADTHLAD Місяць тому +7

    4:10 miquellester dieing then miquella coming from nowhere

  • @tortoiseterror7073
    @tortoiseterror7073 Місяць тому +8

    Finally, someone of a similar mind.

  • @Misha-ni4
    @Misha-ni4 Місяць тому +7

    Finally, Majima EVERYWHERE (Elden Ring edition)

  • @frogpuffin
    @frogpuffin Місяць тому +13

    this is true art, i dont think ive seen anything better,also song for the farming goons section? i forgor ost names

    • @Telkyio
      @Telkyio  Місяць тому +3

      It's "Wounded Hound" from the Y0 soundtrack !

  • @pyrotf2198
    @pyrotf2198 Місяць тому +20

    WAS THAT THE JOHN YAKUZA's bf?

  • @elijahcastro6749
    @elijahcastro6749 Місяць тому +11

    This man is cooking 🗣🗣🗣

  • @Hideor
    @Hideor Місяць тому +7

    that is some incredible agility

  • @cha0tix581
    @cha0tix581 Місяць тому +4

    3:25 ichiban did a side quest and got a poundmate he wanted to see what would happen

  • @Zaph_VT
    @Zaph_VT Місяць тому +6

    Nah but bro is the Elden John of editing

  • @thedarkderp2520
    @thedarkderp2520 Місяць тому +11

    Great vid I'm surprised you didn't use Majima's healing "lines" when you drink a flask

    • @Telkyio
      @Telkyio  Місяць тому +4

      @@thedarkderp2520 Maaan I looked for those but didn't find any, I did my shitty edit of majima drinking instead lmao

  • @gorchillatheman-gorilla438
    @gorchillatheman-gorilla438 23 дні тому +19

    Hot Take:
    Patches is the Majima of the Soulsborne series.

  • @MarK0-D4c
    @MarK0-D4c Місяць тому +6

    Kiryu CHAN

  • @crit4147
    @crit4147 Місяць тому +5

    Fantastic editing king

  • @AwesomePolarBear
    @AwesomePolarBear Місяць тому +5

    holy shit is that majima

  • @delta7380
    @delta7380 Місяць тому +7

    funny majima

  • @BeefeusSteak
    @BeefeusSteak Місяць тому +6

    majima gaming

  • @somedude3314
    @somedude3314 Місяць тому +9

    YAHOO!

  • @ninteythree93
    @ninteythree93 Місяць тому +26

    you have to do ichiban next. 7 is thr only yakuza game ive played so if you dont i will cry and piss and shit my pants and its your fault. my shit pants will be on your hands, do you want that???????????

    • @Telkyio
      @Telkyio  Місяць тому +2

      @@ninteythree93 I'm at YK2 i didn't play IW yet 🗿

    • @realQuestion
      @realQuestion Місяць тому +1

      @@Telkyio whole series is great. you're in for good times. hope it inspires more videos as well

  • @chipklip2
    @chipklip2 Місяць тому +2

    you have some of my favorite elden ring videos

  • @SillyGuy_Otis
    @SillyGuy_Otis Місяць тому +9

    The bro even made the flask like Stamina royale XD. Respect for listening comments. Btw what's that music? 5:42

    • @Telkyio
      @Telkyio  Місяць тому +3

      @@SillyGuy_Otis It was a pain to make it dissapear when menus popped up but thanks you noticed :) music is Majima's battle theme from YK2 🗿👍

    • @SillyGuy_Otis
      @SillyGuy_Otis Місяць тому

      @@Telkyio Thank you sir

  • @makaimura7394
    @makaimura7394 Місяць тому +6

    1 euro et 16 centimes de bénéfices ???? C'est les Ferrari qui t’attendent!

  • @Arizona_doctor-tl6et
    @Arizona_doctor-tl6et Місяць тому +13

    I’m curious as to what you used for armor? (I kinda wanna copy)

    • @Needforsit
      @Needforsit 28 днів тому +1

      Chest is goldmask’s, arms is dryleaf’s, and legs is probably prisoner though I’m not sure

  • @aidsoftheinternet2431
    @aidsoftheinternet2431 Місяць тому +8

    Amazing

  • @thexlxx
    @thexlxx Місяць тому +15

    The Fire Knight Shortsword is a very nice dagger for pvp, could've used that instead of the wakizashi so you had a better time mimicking the Mad Dog style (i get it's for the looks but the wakizashi is so trash), very nice vid though

    • @Telkyio
      @Telkyio  Місяць тому +3

      @@thexlxx Yeah it's ass, most daggers ass but yeah as you said I went for the looks, the fire knight might be the only decent dagger tho I agree

  • @zapp5er284
    @zapp5er284 Місяць тому +11

    Is that roland from library of ruina on the thumbnail

  • @amberhernandez
    @amberhernandez Місяць тому +7

    majimr

    • @Telkyio
      @Telkyio  Місяць тому +1

      @@amberhernandez mjmr

    • @Swuh
      @Swuh Місяць тому

      @@Telkyiomr

  • @youreallyaresomething306
    @youreallyaresomething306 Місяць тому +12

    Majima and kiryu are too blessed for this dumb game.

  • @BigHatLoganGaming
    @BigHatLoganGaming Місяць тому +7

    I see people playing seamless with randos all the time, are there settings and passwords used for public seamless play?

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt Місяць тому +1

      There's gotta be some classic passwords like "420" or "Boobs"

    • @BigHatLoganGaming
      @BigHatLoganGaming Місяць тому

      @@Kryptnyt even something simple as 1234 got me one connection in an hour so I don't know

    • @BM-pt6sy
      @BM-pt6sy Місяць тому +2

      you can invade anybody regardless of password. the password is for coop play

  • @TheMaskOfFairies
    @TheMaskOfFairies 13 днів тому +3

    This is making me wanna play Yakuza for the first time. Should I?

    • @Telkyio
      @Telkyio  13 днів тому

      hell yeah

    • @TheMaskOfFairies
      @TheMaskOfFairies 13 днів тому

      @@Telkyio Hey! From a 0 to 10, how good is it? 0 means it’s shit. 10 means it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.

    • @Telkyio
      @Telkyio  13 днів тому +1

      @@TheMaskOfFairies i'd say 11, i did the first 3 games only, taking my time and trying to the the whole saga

  • @emytzu
    @emytzu 26 днів тому +7

    Is the level and ping showing over the player a mod?

  • @frogpuffin
    @frogpuffin Місяць тому +11

    also what weapon is that for breaker style?

    • @Telkyio
      @Telkyio  Місяць тому +10

      Those are the beasts claws from the DLC :)

    • @frogpuffin
      @frogpuffin Місяць тому +1

      @@Telkyio still gotta get there, thanks dude! do they scale with dex or str?

    • @themanofseals3531
      @themanofseals3531 Місяць тому +1

      @@frogpuffin str

    • @Telkyio
      @Telkyio  Місяць тому +3

      @@frogpuffin Both i think, but mostly dex

    • @BigHatLoganGaming
      @BigHatLoganGaming Місяць тому +2

      ​@@frogpuffinthey're perfectly usable on heavy, keen or occult infusions

  • @Moonlitnights073
    @Moonlitnights073 6 днів тому

    I NEED this build

  • @gremlin1gg709
    @gremlin1gg709 6 днів тому

    What is the weapon for slugger? I’m trying to do the same build

  • @petrk5365
    @petrk5365 Місяць тому

    What a shitter with this modified game showing player levels

    • @Telkyio
      @Telkyio  Місяць тому +33

      Well actually it's a feature of seamless coop invasions☝🤓

    • @yachisan
      @yachisan Місяць тому +24

      Least seethe-malding ERPVP player

    • @kiba_the_lucky
      @kiba_the_lucky Місяць тому +9

      oh no, you can see the player level, how awful..........