Ranking Doctor Who Companions because i'm mean (satire)
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- Опубліковано 14 лют 2020
- THIS IS SATIRE.
Ranking Doctor Who companions in the stupidest way possible. This entire list is wrong, it's not meant to be serious. I am a Barbara STAN! haha
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The video is a rollercoaster of emotions I didn’t need
I am so glad I'm not the only one to cancel Rose.
@@SeeminglyOdd 😂😂
Josh: *puts all the big finish characters into non-canon*
Big Finish fandom: it’s treason then
Nick Briggs is outside my door
Oliver wasn't even on the list, which is homophobic.
THAT is the truth
Well, at least Charley, C'rizz, Lucie, Tamsin, and Molly are canon
Not if I have my way...
Nardole is only not canon because the Doctor is HIS companion
this is the only valid take on non canon nardole y'all can go home
Every time Josh calls them "Doctor Who" my brain folds up like an accordion. Even more so because you KNOW he's spelling it "Dr. Who" in his head and I just-
DEFINITELY Dr. Who 😂😂😂
Joe Horrell
The earliest instance I’m aware of is in 1981/2, when Peter Davison specifically asked to be credited as “The Doctor” rather than “Doctor Who,” which stuck for the rest of the classic series.
What probably clinched it as _the_ Fandom Berserk Button we know today, however, was David Tennant doing the same thing in 2005. And even then, Tennant still sometimes refers to the character as “Doctor Who” in interviews.
@@rassilontdavros3004 maybe but the first 4 doctors all had dr who, so did 9th, so for the older fans Doctor Who is very correct
julie everett
Yeah, I’m of the opinion that people take the whole “it’s THE DOCTOR not DOCTOR WHO!!!” thing _way_ too seriously. Especially given all the times the Doctor _was_ referred to as some variation of “Doctor Who” in-universe. WOTAN’s use of the name in _The War Machines_ is easy enough to explain as a simple error, but the Doctor calling _himself_ “Doktor von Wer” in _The Highlanders_ and “The Great Wizard QuiQuaeQuod”* in _The Dæmons,_ the same story where the Master calls himself “Magister,” also his usual name in Latin, are harder to explain away like that.
Personally I’m perfectly happy to accept the explanation offered in _World Enough and Time,_ that the Doctor called himself “Doctor Who” back at the Academy and later changed his mind, only to occasionally use it again when feeling nostalgic.
*Note also the Doctor referring to themselves with masculine, feminine and neutral pronouns in one breath here.
Sly snarky super fans love to say “Doctor Who” to the more buttoned up dullard fans... we know it riles them up and we enjoy it too....it’s transgressive. 😂
This is the Nyssa loving content we didn’t deserve, but needed
Nyssa Stan Account
@@JoshSnares
my favorite part
1 Nyssa
2 Nyssa
3 Nyssa
Lol
Next time: *Ranking all Doctor Whos*
Also, all third doctor companions as very canon. *Yes*
Third Doctor? VERY canon
@@JoshSnares *Excellent.*
@@JoshSnares I still count the brig and Benton as companions, the first three years of 3rds tenure were Earth bound, and UNIT stories, and both the brig and Benton ha traveled in the TARDIS , only once, yes, but they did, and this what modern fans count as a companion, to try to justify Wilf, who will NEVER be a companion!
Sgt. Benton is pretty neat
Nyssa holding a gun to the high-ranking timelords. 1000/10 iconic.
It’s the most iconic moment in dr who history without a doubt
Gangsta Nyssa
yeah that was cool
@@JoshSnares Adric of Alzarius and Nyssa of Traken and Tegan Jovanka and Jamie McCrimmon and Zoe Heriot and Victoria Waterfield Z Tier
Ben Jackson and Polly Wright and Susan Foreman and Ian Chesterton and Barbara Wright and Vicki Pallister and Sarah Jane Smith and Harry Sullivan and Leela and Romana I and II and Brigadier lethbridge stewart and John Benton and Jo Grant S Tier
Steven Taylor and Bret Vyon and Katarina of Troy and Sara Kingdom and Vislor Turlough and Peri Brown and Ace McShane A Tier
Liz Shaw and Captain Mike Yates and Mel Bush and K9 and Dodo Chaplet and Kamelion and K9 Mark II and Jack Harkness B Tier
Rose Tyler and Mickey Smith and Martha Jones and Donna Noble And Clara Oswald and Amy Pond and Rory Williams and Astrid Peth and Bill Potts and Nardole C Tier
Graham O'Brien and Ryan Sinclair and Yaz Khan and Dan Lewis D Tier
Here are 3 things to be a companion of the doctor.
1: Ace
2: Ace
3: Ace
If your not any of those things. You do not deserve to be with the doctor. What do you think Josh snares?
Yeah, I think that's pretty fair. Ace rules.
@@michaelpuglisi6767 thank you
I feel like you should make a similar video but with the Doctor's, because this was hilarious
The only canon Doctor is the Jo Martin Doctor
@@JoshSnares no, Peter Cushing is the only canon dr. Who.
Josh pissing off the Big Finish stans to distract from the fact that HE HIMSELF IS NON-CANON!
it’s true 😩
@@JoshSnares Handy to know!
You're the best whotuber, this is peak content
But also putting evelyn in non canon makes you CANCELLED #JOSHSNARESISOVERPARTY
I love the whole, "I'm tired of being serious about Doctor Who" tone of this video. And yes, BBC, do SOMETHING with Yaz!
“Liz Sladen is the best thing that happened to Doctor Who” - Hell Yes!!!
Facts are facts
No?
@ghostgaming Nobody knows who you're talking about....
@@CutePonyChannel2 I didn't see that episode Lol
@FOgaming or never watched tv there has been reruns for these infants!
Now I understand the phrase, "he's only joshing"
"Season 1 isn't canon"...it's treason then
Imagine if Nyssa killed Doctor Who to prevent Rose from having sex with him.
Or... her. Them? Whichever.
Adric needs to go up one. At least he knew when to die, which makes him instantly better than that non entity Ryan. One year, that's all you're allowed for rubbish companions
It took me way too long to realise that this was a joke...
I mean who doesn’t count Nyssa as VERY canon? If you don’t then you deserve the ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!!!!!!
Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Josh says "Die"
Rip viewers
@@JoshSnares indeed
Finally nice to see someone who doesn’t hate Clara. She’s definitely a not the best nor the worst. She’s pretty high up for me mainly as I love Jenna Coleman so much, but also I do enjoy the character as she’s unique. I completely agree with rose, I really don’t like her at all, she’s my least favourite in all the shows history imo. Great video as per! Keep it up :)
Sorry, Adric gets a better rating than that. He is the only companion I ever identified with - my age and into Maths - he was the target audience for Who, and he was a hero for sacrificing himself for others. It was cool that he could heal and I loved his costume and star.
i could probably sustain myself for the next few years on the sass in this video alone
Now I want 8th Doctor X files. You're Cancelled, Josh.
Me too!
To be fair, it’s about time
Hello I'm here again to talk about Ben Jackson and how much it saddens me I will never see him topless AND in motion.
BBC is homophobic. Bring us Smugglers!!
@@JoshSnares Ben in his smugglers, ideally.
nice 😎
I love how the entire thing is a joke except the bit about Winston Churchill.
I love all this enthusiasm for Nyssa, she's my favourite companion, so it's always nice to see other people also appreciate her.
Whilst your opinions are great, we all know that Steven and Dodo are the only canon companions because they appear in the only canon story, The Gunfighters.
The most Canon of stories 10/10
oh really? What happened to the other 28 stories of that Doctor, was he dreaming?
@@julieeverett7442 He was hallucinating because of his bad tooth.
@@CrippledPrincess ah I see
This has become one of my comfort videos
Be honest, Josh, you just like Nyssa's outfit! Totally agree about Jamie though, so we can fight over him later! Seriously my favourite was Sarah-Jane. I was lucky enough to meet Lis a few times as an adult and she always replied to my letters when I was younger. Wept buckets when she passed away. Can we please have more episodes reactions by the way? XX
I won't be able to look at Turlough in the same way again after that shot. So, thanks for that. 😳
At first I was super offended...but then I was laughing. It was so seamless.
Get you a man who can do both 😎🤙
Can't believe this tier list had all those non canon people but forgot the true greatest companions, Dr Who's niece Louise and a policeman called Tom
Tom is 1,000,000/10 canonical
I want Josh to go on Drag Race, but every outfit is just Nyssa's wardrobe.
I would just be quoting Gia Gunn the whole time tbh
What you wanna do, isn’t necessarily what you’re GONNA do
@@JoshSnares Now I suddenly want to see Michelle Visage as Sil in a gay remake of Vengeance on Varos.
Finally someone who likes Nysa
Nyssa is the best 😎
Everyone should love Nyssa
I am kind of mad BENTON SHOULD BE VERY CANNON
F for my man kamelion
"Lis Sladen is the best thing to ever happen to Doctor Who"
That's not even a joke. She probably literally is.
I know this is satire but I utterly loathe that one short story which pegged Barbara as a Tory. It's completely at odds with the views she expresses in The Reign Of Terror wherein she is the only one who vindicates the outcome of the French revolution. "Jacobin" has even been an insult levied by Tories against socialists so it is extremely unlikely she'd be one.
Ian and Barbara argued with The Doctor all the time.
Very Canon(TM): All the Big Finish companions
Not Canon: All the TV companions
Simple as
10:26 😂😂 this kill me every time, I'm stuck in this video. Is the most iconic.
I DEMAND MORE OF THIS CONTENT! I absolutely love this channel and these videos, literally your my role model!... huh what’s that, he cancelled Mel - yea, time for mind probe
Can I opt for the Timelash? I’ve heard most depart with a SCREAM!
I hate companion rankings. I dislike companion hate. But if all companion rankings were like this one, I'd change my mind so fast.
I wish we had more of Nyssa
I've not listened to the audios but Lucie deserves to be canon just because Sheridan Smith is a god damn legend. She and McGann need to be televised!!
Also, 11:20 I know who he is. I had no idea he was ever involved with Doctor Who though.
Lucie’s first season is on Spotify! I highly recommend it. The whole 4 seasons made McGann my favourite doctor and Lucie my favourite companion
“Sara Kingdom- Very canon. She has a gu-
Oh wait she’s the cop. Cancelled” lol
This is my favourite video on youtube
josh this is exactly the kind of amazing content i didn't know i needed but i am here for it
I wholly support the #GiveYazSomethingToDoChallenge and I’m so glad you recognized Martha a Very Canon
BARBARA BEING A TORY I WONT EVER BE ABLE TO UNSEE THAT NOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT I LOVED HER SM
Barbara a Tory? Just consider that part not canon, and problem solved!
Thanks, I haven't laughed that much at a Doctor Who video ever. P.S you may need to put the Torry Barbara back up one, she did argue with the Doctor and pose and a god.
I'm a Peri fan. Loved your ranking for her. "If she killed the Doctor, I'm all for it!" 😂
'There's nothing likeable about Rory'? Eh? Rory was very likeable!
Plot Twist: When Adric was in the spaceship, he doesn’t die. But is turned into a dinosaur and remains in slumber...until he became Godzilla, destroyed Tokyo and got killed by the Oxygen Destroyer.
New headcanon
I've never seen anyone compare K-9 to Baby Yoda.... You are totally right haha
Bernice Summerfield ranks Beyond Canon. Only Nyssa can achieve this rank when she gets her 12 box set Terminus spin-off.
I think Nyssa is the best too and I even played as Nyssa as a kid when we played Doctor who
I LOVE that!!! 💜
Love that you like Nyssa so much!
She is the best companion tbh
Dude, sgt benton almost becomes possessed wearing maroon corduroy pants and a baseball jacket while accompanied by Julia child! Where’s the love man?!?
Where would Frobisher go? I need to know!
Oh she ain’t canon..... she’s cool... but she ain’t canon
@@JoshSnares But... Penguin...
you got me there. Canon
I'm still waiting for The Daleks Master Plan to be made into a companion so Josh and his romantic hair can put it in Very Canon.
Just so you know, this is probably you're funniest video, I loved it. Also, Romana One's purple outfit was good, so I'm afraid you're cancelled. :/ Sorry, I don't make the rules!
Can't wait until you have 100k subs. Your videos are hilarious. Honestly this one just gets better and better.
Great video Josh! Made me laugh a lot. Can you please do one of these for the Doctors?
*This ranking system is far too silly!!!*
Alright, enough of that!
@@JoshSnares
I really enjoy watching you have a good old rank!
That 180 on Sara Kingdom was amazing
I'm sick like a dog right now, I have a seminar assignment which i haven't started due for this Friday, so thank you I needed this.
It's so good to see a Doctor Who UA-camr who isn't so serious all the time
How have I missed this one!????? I was roaring with laughter, not such an amazing thing when I can barely breathe with corona virus! Well, that’s a fib, I may have it, but the breathing is getting better and so is my mood now that I’ve cried with laughter at this. Thank you Josh. Superb!
pls do a long video on why Nyssa is your favourite companion, much appreciated
I’m working on that one, it’s gonna take a while 😂
Looking forward to it, Josh. I had such a crush on Nyssa back in the early 80s. I was lucky enough to meet Sarah Sutton about twenty years ago. My 12 year old self would have been SO jealous!
Josh, this is such a brilliant thing you did!
i approve of the placement for dodo, nice to see her at the top for once!
I love Sheridan Smith normally. Was she not good in the 8th doctor audio adventures?.
Um considering the eighth doctor name dropped his audio companions in night of the doctor they are cannon at the very least
Night of the Doctor isn’t canon
Not on TV? Not canon
Josh Snares actually yeah it did air on TV. BBC America aired it as an extended version of Day Of The Doctor on December 25th 2013. I’m not trying to start an argument of what’s cannon and what isn’t so sorry if it seemed that way
I like to watch this video when I need a good laugh. Which is a lot these days. Thank you
My entire life’s been leading up to watching this video, BIG LOVE
Hahaha, love it! Come on, Josh, you need to write for the show! 👍
SCULLY IS GREAT THE X-FILES IS AMAZING
Your ranking system is amazing
Oh my god this is the sassiest thing I've seen in a long time. I LOVE IT!
PLEASE DO THIS AGAIN!
I didn't realise I needed this until today
My favourites: Ace, Donna, Romana I, Sarah Jane and Jamie.
Favourite Underrated companion is Nyssa.
Cancelled: Rose Tyler. Just Rose.
In my opinion the best companions are:
1. Dona
2. River Song
3. Amy
4. Rose
5. Sarah Jane
What did Mel do wrong?
The existence of this video tempers my opinion (and how seriously I take) the others I recently commented on. But then you also did the very excellent and well-researched missing episodes videos, so......
Where do you put the Paternoster Gang?
Guest stars baby 😎
Thank you, I needed that laugh! 😆
My stack of Big Finish jewel cases would like to have a word with you
It would be cool if we had a DW X-Files.
That's pretty much Torchwood.
JOSH Charley and many other 8fh Doctor companions were mentioned in Night of The Doctor, right before he drinks. Don't remember, or don't care? Either way, thanks for the video. I started editing with avid back in 99, and been in Hollywood since 2004. I'm impressed with your videos. Please keep making more. And oh... Not ALL Tories are bad. I mean maybe wrong about somethings, but not BAD. Cheers.
Fantastic nerdy classifications. They all mean something different to The Doctor, of course.
04:59
But Benton was a good character, my favourite aside from the Brigadier
Could you please rank all the monsters and villains of doctor who ever.
I love how Josh is a Doctor Who fan, but the willingness of a companion to straight up kill the Doctor ranks them higher, not lower.
😂😂
Barbara would NEVER be a Tory
Glad you have finally resolved this.
It’s time the public knew
Great video. Have recently been binging Doctor 5. Anyhow we named our new cat Nyssa.
I love your shirt!! Where can I find one??
I’ve had it for years, and got it at a op shop, so probably hard to find! 😂