EA Is Worse Than You Thought

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  • @bug688
    @bug688 3 роки тому +6812

    EA: "It is not gambling, it is surprise mechanics"
    "I'm not a pedophile, I'm just a beta tester"

  • @dernachtschattenfresser1376
    @dernachtschattenfresser1376 3 роки тому +6216

    EA: "It is not gambling, it is surprise mechanics"
    Us: "Its not pirating, it is surprise discount."

    • @williamstephens5401
      @williamstephens5401 3 роки тому +86

      Lmao🤣

    • @yangsinful
      @yangsinful 3 роки тому +36

      Oof

    • @neripheral
      @neripheral 3 роки тому +118

      Oh my god, I spilled my coffee from laughing. That's great, I'm using that from now on!

    • @DiabloVal
      @DiabloVal 3 роки тому +13

      Underrated

    • @sersys1
      @sersys1 3 роки тому +34

      a taste of their own medicine

  • @kieronmckay4276
    @kieronmckay4276 Рік тому +620

    As a former EA employee, me and everyone I ever saw or talked to was let go Christmas of 2008 in the depths of the financial crisis while they paid all their execs 7 figures, then closed every office and let go of virtually every single employee including pandemic and the LA office. Us EALA people still talk and moved on but I’ll never forget that they paid the execs millions of dollars while laying off on every employee in LA.

    • @tiktok-mc2nq
      @tiktok-mc2nq Рік тому +58

      This is absolutely horrible. Like,how the exces were payed a lot while the employees were treated like garbage.?

    • @prathyushareddy9404
      @prathyushareddy9404 11 місяців тому +52

      Capitalism

    • @mremptytheeclip9420
      @mremptytheeclip9420 9 місяців тому

      You need to get out of that shitty state.

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles 9 місяців тому

      @@prathyushareddy9404 literally nothing to do with capitalism and everything to do with greed. a capitalist system cannot be run under the guise that employees are useless and can be thrown away en mass while simultaneously overpaying the higher-ups, no fucking idea where you got that from 💀

    • @ryuunosuk3
      @ryuunosuk3 8 місяців тому +11

      The execs make the machine work, you are just a cog, remember that. What a cog knows? How to spin on it's own axis, it takes many cogs to represent something of value. "Hur dur but if not for me there would be no game hur dur", cool, but a cog can be easily replaced, you as a low-level developer has no value in the grand scheme of things. An exec knows how the machine work, knows how to build it, fix it and improve on it, that's why execs are more expandable than cogs. If you have to cut something, you start at the base, not at the top. In every big company, you, developer/designer/low-level-contributor, are a cog that work solely to make the investors richer, nothing else. The game being good, bad or half-assed is just a byproduct of the primary objective: make the investors richer.
      And I don't mean to embed a sense of moral in this, that's just how the world works. Things fall down, water is wet and big companies primary concern is making it's investors richer. That's the beauty of things, you know what they are, and you know exactly what to expect from them. If you work at a big company and expect "mom's treatment" you have a problem with your perception of reality, it's like believing the moon is made of cheese, and by chewing on it's soil get mad because it tastes like gunpowder.

  • @Maarz99
    @Maarz99 2 роки тому +373

    “ it’s not gambling it’s surprise mechanics”
    “ it’s not killing its retiring them from life “

  • @crisissage
    @crisissage 4 роки тому +7565

    “don’t buy the game then.”
    half of sales are gone

    • @EluciaNGT
      @EluciaNGT 4 роки тому +382

      Reduced to atoms

    • @farrellrose4230
      @farrellrose4230 4 роки тому +624

      First time I've heard a sales person tell people not to buy their product.

    • @maana5623
      @maana5623 4 роки тому +67

      This has to be required against worst company behaviour.

    • @maana5623
      @maana5623 4 роки тому +198

      @@farrellrose4230 It is pure arrogance on their part. But people are too eager to buy any game irrespective of what developers say so..

    • @smorg12
      @smorg12 4 роки тому +45

      I own nearly every battlefield game and add-on with the exception of the bad company series. I stopped buying all EA games when BF V was released

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 4 роки тому +5807

    "EA Games, challenge everything."
    When really they will challenge your faith in humanity when you play their games.

    • @Kosmic949
      @Kosmic949 4 роки тому +97

      Or perhaps they challenge your mental fortitude.

    • @happychaos2910
      @happychaos2910 4 роки тому +27

      @Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz more like bore ragnarok

    • @tjurti6803
      @tjurti6803 4 роки тому +12

      Callmekarson. I see you are a man of culture aswell. Hail Jim.

    • @SenpaiKillerFire
      @SenpaiKillerFire 4 роки тому +24

      rip black box

    • @jessej6574
      @jessej6574 4 роки тому +6

      Ea actually released 2 good games recently and brought battlefront 2 back and it's really good now

  • @CC-ns2ds
    @CC-ns2ds 9 місяців тому +117

    “Loot boxes are just like kinder eggs” except kinder eggs don’t cause children to become outcasts in their families after stealing the credit card.

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 5 місяців тому

      Slaves act (…) like stealing exists outside of fiction as part of continuing to keep themselves/others from the actual value of their labor(/products/services).

    • @DazombieAlien
      @DazombieAlien 22 дні тому +1

      And they taste good!! 😋👌

  • @deviant_ghost
    @deviant_ghost 2 роки тому +1061

    I feel so bad for game developers man. Imagine you dedicate nearly a decade of your life to creating a single video game, only for a company to time crunch you and put all sorts of limitations and expectations upon you at their whims. No wonder the best of the developers keep dropping out of the industry. Sad, really sad.

    • @chub22g24
      @chub22g24 Рік тому +13

      Damn. Could added 2042 the the onslaught in the video now too

    • @ninehundredxd8833
      @ninehundredxd8833 Рік тому +1

      Does someone force you to work for a specific company? No, so they are all the same, fuck EA and fuck all those ass licking Devs and Designers.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims Рік тому +17

      Sometimes it’s not even the publishers, like anthem wasn’t EA’s fault, it was BioWare’s

    • @Darca1n
      @Darca1n 11 місяців тому +8

      @@looinrims Even then you could probably chalk it back up to EA to some degree, as I doubt Bioware's horrible leadership was put in place without EA being involved at all.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Darca1n that’s like saying it’s osama bin laden’s great grandma’s fault for 9/11

  • @Ish134
    @Ish134 4 роки тому +2783

    EA should just turn into a bank, and leave the gaming industry

    • @gentlemen.7621
      @gentlemen.7621 4 роки тому +221

      Patrick Miranda Nah, they’d bankrupt their clients.

    • @Azhan.J777
      @Azhan.J777 4 роки тому +196

      Nah EA needs to just go extinct.

    • @aidansy5427
      @aidansy5427 4 роки тому +126

      Going to the bank dlc: 10$

    • @Ryan-bq9hu
      @Ryan-bq9hu 4 роки тому +4

      Patrick Miranda underrated comment

    • @TedPoll4ever
      @TedPoll4ever 4 роки тому +1

      Unless they make another titanfall 2

  • @bencevegh722
    @bencevegh722 4 роки тому +13013

    "It's not loot boxes it's suprise mechanics". It's not kidnapping, it's suprise adopting.

    • @AF-bh5ol
      @AF-bh5ol 4 роки тому +794

      It’s not jail it’s a room with a locked door

    • @parasyte212
      @parasyte212 4 роки тому +866

      Its not murder, it's surprise death

    • @DaggerPrince
      @DaggerPrince 4 роки тому +633

      im not a cashier at mcdonalds, i handle transactions for a billion dollar company.

    • @itzaine4757
      @itzaine4757 4 роки тому +267

      It's not rigged, it's robbing

    • @LeBronya_James
      @LeBronya_James 4 роки тому +388

      It's not theft, it's surprise purchasing

  • @itsyaboijug7896
    @itsyaboijug7896 Рік тому +85

    EA: It's not gambling its a surprise mechanic
    "It's not a bomb, it's an explosive device"

    • @lueyR
      @lueyR 9 місяців тому

      Lame

    • @zenochara7522
      @zenochara7522 8 місяців тому +8

      “It’s not a bomb, its a surprise combustion”

    • @lueyR
      @lueyR 8 місяців тому

      @@zenochara7522 better 👏

    • @GeorgeRacing2008
      @GeorgeRacing2008 2 місяці тому

      @lueyR you just described yourself

  • @dom2428
    @dom2428 2 роки тому +37

    EA disabled my account due to inactivity, when i contacted them they said I need to reset my password, I didn't know what the email was used and they said they couldn't tell me. Because the account was linked to my xbox profile, i can't play any of the ea games i bought on my microsoft account. So they basically scammed me.

  • @immortalkombat9289
    @immortalkombat9289 3 роки тому +5088

    EA: why does everyone hate us?
    Me: Pay 100$ to see the reason why

    • @Raycherry348
      @Raycherry348 3 роки тому +193

      You Dare Use My Own Spells Against Me

    • @alwaysmeepin9609
      @alwaysmeepin9609 3 роки тому +64

      We’re only telling you one word the rest will be in ten thousand dollar DLCs or be patched in in 65 years.

    • @--8594
      @--8594 3 роки тому +24

      They killed some game studios along the way too

    • @Farhaan12439
      @Farhaan12439 3 роки тому +14

      @@--8594 respawn entertainment ;-;

    • @bullymaguire6388
      @bullymaguire6388 3 роки тому +4

      @@Raycherry348 Nice HP reference

  • @aretard7995
    @aretard7995 4 роки тому +3639

    "It's not loot boxes it's surprise mechanics"
    It's not piracy, it's surprise 100% discount!!

  • @UnrealStew
    @UnrealStew Рік тому +48

    I'm not suprised EA invented the pay to win lootbox, and the normal lootbox.

  • @amandineamanda5630
    @amandineamanda5630 Рік тому +197

    I encourage everyone to stop supporting companies like Activision/Blizzard and EA. There are so many great independent studios that create games with passion and innovation that deserve this support. These flesh-eating ghouls think that the rose-colored glasses of nostalgia are a sufficient disguise to hide their true intentions.
    Sure, these publishers may put out something approaching a decent game every now and then by working with a good studio or spanking the butt of one of their studios, but they'll use those profits to do more harm, so even supporting their non-flagrant games is negative in the long run. They are laughing at you all the way to the bank.

    • @thatoneundertalefanatic
      @thatoneundertalefanatic Рік тому +9

      Can you tell me some of those independent studios and its games,please?I'm not being ironic,i'm just looking for new interesting games that aren't triple a or something,and thought you could help me out.

    • @gazzy9136
      @gazzy9136 Рік тому +16

      @@thatoneundertalefanatic look on steam bro, indie games are better than triple A games these days

    • @iordankakostovska6093
      @iordankakostovska6093 Рік тому +6

      Would recommend team cherry's games even tho the only have hollow knight its jam packed with content and the devs have a bright future if they don't do a big mistake of course

    • @thatoneundertalefanatic
      @thatoneundertalefanatic Рік тому +3

      @@gazzy9136 Sorry,i'm on a cellphone and i don't have a computer.With all due respect,if you ain't suggesting no games,why even answer?i asked for tips of indie games,not if there's any on steam.

    • @thatoneundertalefanatic
      @thatoneundertalefanatic Рік тому

      @@iordankakostovska6093 Yeah,i know hollow knight,it's actually pretty famous.It's in my top 10 favorites,that's for sure.I'm asking for some new ones,like,less well known,and that didn't already make it big.

  • @zandinionrr6392
    @zandinionrr6392 3 роки тому +21685

    EA: if you don’t like the game then don’t buy it
    Everyone: Doesn’t buy it
    EA: ._.

    • @yurisv7315
      @yurisv7315 3 роки тому +647

      Excepting the fact that 500k people that "didn't bought it" just bought it anyway.

    • @punchysphinx1170
      @punchysphinx1170 3 роки тому +178

      More like ea:if you don’t like the game don’t buy it. (People don’t buy it. EA: fine..... MAAAAAAADEEEEEEEENNNNN!

    • @user-qh5jk1mn5i
      @user-qh5jk1mn5i 3 роки тому +263

      why would ea say R in morse code

    • @mbokde2687
      @mbokde2687 3 роки тому +16

      True

    • @geistescrashednana933
      @geistescrashednana933 3 роки тому +33

      Lol would you buy a game you dont like? Just a fact

  • @Ahmed-ln1fv
    @Ahmed-ln1fv 4 роки тому +15328

    The fact that he said this much about EA without even mentioning FIFA 20 shows just how bad they are

    • @soaringsoaps6135
      @soaringsoaps6135 4 роки тому +606

      RandomPerson thats why the video is called EA is WORSE than you thought

    • @KyonXyclone
      @KyonXyclone 4 роки тому +99

      Was literally just going to post a comment saying the same!!

    • @jackv1781
      @jackv1781 4 роки тому +55

      Do you mean fifa 24. Prob will be soon

    • @BlaBlue
      @BlaBlue 4 роки тому +229

      He didn't even mention those crash grab EA games on mobile, it's as bad as other platforms (some games I'd say worse) btw

    • @Alec-77
      @Alec-77 4 роки тому +12

      or any of the recent madden games rip lol. didn't mention any of the good battlefield titles tho. bad company 1&2, BF3, and BF4. Or MOH.

  • @Liquid278
    @Liquid278 2 роки тому +20

    EA: buys a development company
    Everyone: Look how they massacred my boy!

  • @berserkenjoyer7886
    @berserkenjoyer7886 11 місяців тому +10

    13:40 I started giggling profusely when battlefield 5 was mentioned, knowing how that played out 😁

  • @landfill3176
    @landfill3176 4 роки тому +3455

    "if it's such an issue, dont buy the game"
    people dont buy the game
    surprised pikachu face

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 4 роки тому +49

      :0

    • @NorthCalActionFigures
      @NorthCalActionFigures 4 роки тому +8

      Trolley X being surprised will never not be relatable that specific episode of pokémon is hella old so it’s not like it’s going out of style just now lmao it’s kinda timeless

    • @dougthedonkey1805
      @dougthedonkey1805 4 роки тому

      Not funny, didn’t laugh

    • @dougthedonkey1805
      @dougthedonkey1805 4 роки тому +2

      @RollFeelingsInaBackwood yeah no it is definitely “out of style”

    • @groshmagunly5005
      @groshmagunly5005 4 роки тому +28

      Could you imagine telling people that a meme is out of style? Lol

  • @garlicbreadstick404
    @garlicbreadstick404 2 роки тому +9956

    EA is probably the only game company i would actually read the Terms of service before buying the game

    • @twatik
      @twatik 2 роки тому +74

      More like want to read, because they make like 100 pages of nothingness to read... fuck the company, brainwashing children, and making the children to ask their parents for money, not even ask, cry for money. If only they had a little bit of dignity and humility, they would see what kind of insanity they have been doing

    • @ea5099
      @ea5099 2 роки тому +471

      You should anyway.
      Don’t forget the surprise mechanics added to every game not only ours tho.

    • @Engieman909
      @Engieman909 2 роки тому +530

      @@ea5099 boys we’ve lured him here. Everyone grab your weapons i’ll hop in the Tiger. We’re finishing the fight

    • @krishnachoubey8648
      @krishnachoubey8648 2 роки тому +122

      @@Engieman909 .*Summons Susano*

    • @Engieman909
      @Engieman909 2 роки тому +122

      @@krishnachoubey8648 *Loads 88mm*

  • @thebeetalls
    @thebeetalls Рік тому +16

    You forgot the war on used games sales EA started in the late 00's. Many EA games started coming with one-time-use codes in the box that unlocked content in the game (or even multiplayer functionality entirely). EA basically started cutting out bigger and bigger portions of their games to force you to buy new or pay up later to have the full game.

    • @garfield5647
      @garfield5647 Рік тому

      They did that with spore the bastards

  • @AustralianBigot
    @AustralianBigot 2 роки тому +14

    I remember seeing the EA logo in the intro of a game and it gave you confidence you're about to play something awesome. Now it means trash. I can't believe people still buy their games, I haven't bought any since bf4

  • @anotherwordly
    @anotherwordly 4 роки тому +2777

    Breaking news: EA has bought every game company, people stop playing games

    • @TheScaster14
      @TheScaster14 4 роки тому +37

      This comment actually made me laugh out loud lol

    • @micosstar
      @micosstar 4 роки тому +13

      mookay, EA does not consider that they ruin games.

    • @marekslazak1003
      @marekslazak1003 4 роки тому +16

      You solved the mystery! They just want to save the world from videogames...

    • @dominicrobichaud4111
      @dominicrobichaud4111 4 роки тому +18

      I swear, if they buy From Software, I may as well commit sudoku.

    • @arlyssstewart3040
      @arlyssstewart3040 4 роки тому +48

      Indie games are going to have a golden age

  • @GouUsedFly
    @GouUsedFly 3 роки тому +3644

    Remember, you can’t spell “steal” without “EA”.

  • @GX_Ethernal
    @GX_Ethernal Рік тому +9

    “EA had another shot to make things right”
    Why do I feel like I’ll be hearing that a lot

  • @lggc7363
    @lggc7363 3 місяці тому +13

    NO WAY MY FAMILY GRABS MY PHONE TO SEE WHAT IM WATCHING AND THIS JUST APPEARS 😭😭😭😭 9:40

    • @bevvvy1374
      @bevvvy1374 2 місяці тому +4

      Holy you got the sacred big boss heart

  • @NICKYGUNNO
    @NICKYGUNNO 3 роки тому +3354

    2000s EA: challenge everything
    2015s EA: charge for everything

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 роки тому +141

      2010 EA: EA SPORTS, IT'S IN THE GAME
      2020 EA: EA SHITS, IT'S A COMPLETE SHAME.

    • @iansteelmatheson
      @iansteelmatheson 2 роки тому +29

      2000s EA was terrible too. killed so many good development teams :(

    • @JinnYoungKim
      @JinnYoungKim 2 роки тому +17

      They've ruined Simcity and C&C. Hope those animals burn in hell.

    • @zjpcreeper2626
      @zjpcreeper2626 2 роки тому +19

      2000 EA: try to make stonks by buying businesses
      2015 EA: ($2.87 to unlock this meme)

    • @zetsu0737
      @zetsu0737 2 роки тому

      Lol

  • @KIPMUS
    @KIPMUS 4 роки тому +5659

    Everyone: I hate EA.
    Also everyone: *buys EAs games every year*

    • @damn754
      @damn754 4 роки тому +894

      Everyone: I hate EA
      Also everyone : pirates EA games every year

    • @DaggerPrince
      @DaggerPrince 4 роки тому +321

      not me. i dont like their games.

    • @ruinaderoma
      @ruinaderoma 4 роки тому +383

      Its not that we dont hate EA, but the smaller game companies who are angels that works for EA, like Respawn

    • @bucketheadzombie3093
      @bucketheadzombie3093 4 роки тому +68

      people:I hate pvz vanilla version That who made by EA
      also people: *install game & play*

    • @maeve0301
      @maeve0301 4 роки тому +162

      @@ruinaderoma Respawn is awesome. Titanfall 2 and Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order are awesome games.

  • @Lamborghini-ml9mo
    @Lamborghini-ml9mo Місяць тому +3

    "its not gambling,its suprise mechanics" is the equivalant to saying "it's not rape,it's suprise sex"

  • @dannyare5515
    @dannyare5515 Рік тому +5

    This is called a monopoly and I’m not sure how they keep getting away with it

  • @spoodigus
    @spoodigus 3 роки тому +7402

    This just makes me glad that Minecraft was bought by Microsoft instead of EA

    • @elbruh3778
      @elbruh3778 3 роки тому +1061

      Can you imagine if you went up to punch your first tree and then a message pops up that says:
      "To complete this action you need to purchase "the Break Blocks DLC". Please visit our website for more information."

    • @zidaneyuseflaurie1524
      @zidaneyuseflaurie1524 3 роки тому +117

      True

    • @snewp_e2139
      @snewp_e2139 3 роки тому +456

      Ea killed our wallets, Microsoft killed banjo

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account 3 роки тому +391

      To be fair, the phone/console version ain't too far off of what EA would've done

    • @snewp_e2139
      @snewp_e2139 3 роки тому +114

      Michael Plouffe at least you can play almost all of the game without paying anymore

  • @kruhec6969
    @kruhec6969 2 роки тому +4233

    EA: Flying is free
    Also EA: Landing is $9.99

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +112

      Fine, I'll parachute out

    • @user-vf3tt7pi1u
      @user-vf3tt7pi1u 2 роки тому +185

      ​@@MariOmor1EA again:parachute is for 9.99 too

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +68

      @@user-vf3tt7pi1u then I’ll just jump in a lake

    • @user-vf3tt7pi1u
      @user-vf3tt7pi1u 2 роки тому +132

      @@MariOmor1 EA:you have to pay 4.99 for that too:)

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +80

      @@user-vf3tt7pi1u (takes out knife) YOU WON'T CHARGE ME FOR COMMITING SEPPUKU RIGHT?

  • @Fallen_Chimera
    @Fallen_Chimera 2 роки тому +4

    "it's not gambling, it's surprise mechanics"
    It's not a kidnapping, it's a surprise adoption

  • @broncoxy
    @broncoxy Рік тому +3

    I love the link to the BF2042 video in the end; it's like a follow-up episode, foreshadowed by the ending of this one... gold.

  • @backfire3017
    @backfire3017 3 роки тому +2213

    "if u don't like the game, don't buy it."
    gamers: understandable, have a nice day.

    • @thunderhound294
      @thunderhound294 3 роки тому +85

      EA: no wait!

    • @anonymousarmadillo6589
      @anonymousarmadillo6589 3 роки тому +79

      "If you don't like the game, pirate It, and then talk trash on reddit" --Cap'n Jack Sparrow x FitGirl.

    • @zankage
      @zankage 3 роки тому +2

      @@thunderhound294 hahah

    • @nightshadegamer5675
      @nightshadegamer5675 3 роки тому +11

      The only game that I don't have a problem with is all the plants vs zombies garden warfare games I like those.

    • @b0zzyIE
      @b0zzyIE 3 роки тому +8

      Honestly the only game I've ever got and fully enjoyed was battlefront 2. And honestly now that I look at it, EA is a fucked up company who just wants the money and doesnt want the people to be happy. I mean, just look at battlefront 2 now. No more updates, no more nothing. Nada. They sent the people who were working on it to help make battlefield 6. Which like most of the battlefield games, is gonna suck. So they lost a great opportunity to get more money by updating battlefront 2 and decided to make the people work on battlefield 6 and dice have to pull the plug on the game. I think EA is pretty dumb.

  • @tescobakery1927
    @tescobakery1927 4 роки тому +733

    "they're not loot boxes they're surprise mechanics"
    It's not rape, it's surprise sex

    • @jkli0_597
      @jkli0_597 4 роки тому +66

      for a guy called buttocks separator i'm surprised you censored rape

    • @cicerobully
      @cicerobully 4 роки тому +27

      It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno

    • @commanderzack1508
      @commanderzack1508 4 роки тому +55

      It's not piracy, it's a "surprise discount."

    • @Krackalacking69
      @Krackalacking69 4 роки тому

      CommanderZack I agree

    • @lorelo.
      @lorelo. 4 роки тому +11

      It's not burning down EA hq
      It's surprise beating

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming Рік тому +2

    Best part is where companies spend the first year or two of development making a "Game play trailer" for a reveal, that includes zero gameplay.

  • @TheDXJC56
    @TheDXJC56 Рік тому +4

    Man you really don't realize just how massive a tumble down the side of a cliff that string of games really was until you see them all covered back to back 😂

  • @eightmilesports
    @eightmilesports 3 роки тому +3013

    I can tell you why EA sucks..
    BUT FIRST YOU HAVE TO BUY THE COMMENT PACK FOR 19.99$

  • @justinvaage
    @justinvaage 4 роки тому +729

    I was going to sue EA but I had to spend $5.99 on the suing extension

    • @loganmunger4576
      @loganmunger4576 4 роки тому +25

      Well hope you have a extra 59.99 for EA online sueing services for talking to hold music.

    • @brijeshone
      @brijeshone 4 роки тому

      @@loganmunger4576 make sure the PREMIUM suing extenstion for 99.99 dollars.
      the 6 dollar one is just instructions.
      Then you have to buy the PREMIUM+ for 999.99 dollars
      Then the PLUS for 90,000 dollars,
      Then the PLUS+ for 190,000 dollars
      and so on until you get the permission to sue EA for 1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars!
      thats really cheap! Buy now!
      buy....
      now...

    • @filtz1893
      @filtz1893 4 роки тому +3

      Hope you have £59.99 to press the button before you buy it for £59.99 and then activate it for £59.99 man

    • @filtz1893
      @filtz1893 4 роки тому +4

      CrazeeJustin09 and then get a 10% chance for it to activate which decreases every time you buy it to 8%, 5% and then 3% while finally at 1%........maybe it can get lower
      oh and then go through their dreaded Customer support system

    • @justinvaage
      @justinvaage 4 роки тому +1

      @@filtz1893 :I

  • @yourjunes
    @yourjunes 2 роки тому +2

    In the amount of time it has taken CDPR to patch a handful of bugs and add a bit of meager content, roughly a year and a half No Mans Sky had released 3 full DLC sized updates. Foundation, Path Finder and Atlas Rises. Even that still wasn't enough to fix their reputation. They are like 20 of those massive updates in now and people finally have forgiven them, but think about how much they did to re-earn that reputation compared to what CDPR has done for Cyberpunk so far. I have no hope for this games future, just a waste of talent and money.

  • @sarcastian
    @sarcastian Рік тому +3

    EA's slogan used to be "Challange Everything" now it should be "Piss Off Everyone"

  • @ecliptic_equinox
    @ecliptic_equinox 4 роки тому +1410

    “If you don’t like it, don’t buy the game.”
    *Curb your enthusiasm plays while screen shows terrible sales*

    • @dylanisaac1017
      @dylanisaac1017 4 роки тому +19

      It’s kinda hard to when they keep shutting down my favorite development studios like Maxis,

    • @jonathanshirley4366
      @jonathanshirley4366 4 роки тому +45

      Just like when men were told *not* to go see the new Charlie's Angels movie and then it sold poorly. And then the director blamed it's terrible sales on male sexism.

    • @amodking
      @amodking 4 роки тому +3

      Westwood :((((

    • @pockypurse
      @pockypurse 4 роки тому +37

      @@jonathanshirley4366 And fucking Birds of Prey. I'm a girl and even I thought it was a retarded piece of shit. Guess that makes me sexist, too.
      I like how EA keeps trying to rope more women into buying their games by featuring them as either history-breaking and obviously-shoehorned (Battlefield, Captain whatsherface from Star Wars) or totally customizable (The Sims, Mass Effect, Anthem lol)... and all the options are hideous. Its like with fucking Bethesda and the people who mod their games. There are people out there who make great-looking eyebrow mods. Why the fuck aren't game studios hiring them to be texture artists, when their quality clearly surpasses their AAA quality?

    • @sourbaby124
      @sourbaby124 4 роки тому

      curb your enthusiasm theme*

  • @kennedylemon5837
    @kennedylemon5837 9 місяців тому +3

    “EA sports: it’s in your wallet”

  • @ravel5328
    @ravel5328 2 роки тому +7

    "the idea was revolutionary"
    "the game was terrible"

  • @plus6481
    @plus6481 3 роки тому +1848

    "Loot boxes are just like opening a kinder egg."
    Yeah except you have to pay extra to enjoy the chocolate.

    • @ShiNiGaMi-bb2ep
      @ShiNiGaMi-bb2ep 3 роки тому +89

      Funnily enough, kinder eggs are illegal in america

    • @donovanroundtree524
      @donovanroundtree524 3 роки тому +31

      @@ShiNiGaMi-bb2ep that *REALLY* says a lot

    • @LakesideTrey
      @LakesideTrey 3 роки тому +39

      They are only illegal because kids choked in the toys.

    • @donovanroundtree524
      @donovanroundtree524 3 роки тому +27

      @@LakesideTrey Just like gamers where (metaphocally) choked with the loot boxes and bugs and shitty procession

    • @ShiNiGaMi-bb2ep
      @ShiNiGaMi-bb2ep 3 роки тому +24

      LakesideTrey that’s not true. The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetics Act doesn’t allow confectionary products to contain a „non-nutritive object“.

  • @devpancake
    @devpancake 2 роки тому +3822

    EA: "It is not gambling, it is surprise mechanics"
    "im not getting an abortion. im cancelling my pre order"

  • @Ren3gaid
    @Ren3gaid 2 роки тому +8

    19:12 Oh boy if you knew about Battlefield 2042

  • @terriblyterrified8742
    @terriblyterrified8742 2 роки тому +2

    EA saying their new game won't have microtransactions is like a serial killer saying he's going to stop killing people

  • @tan_nerd07
    @tan_nerd07 4 роки тому +605

    The first rule of business: No matter how much money you're offered, and even if your company is failing, don't let EA buy you

    • @anonymousannoyed385
      @anonymousannoyed385 4 роки тому +25

      Dont worry bro, IK this. In 2015 I told EA to cram it when they offered 5 mil for my company. I then sold it for 10 mil and tweeted them a picture to show how much i dislike them

    • @anonymousannoyed385
      @anonymousannoyed385 4 роки тому +14

      I mean 15 mil not 5, cant edit comment either due to crap device

    • @user-BadUsername
      @user-BadUsername 4 роки тому +2

      What game company are you in?

    • @tan_nerd07
      @tan_nerd07 4 роки тому +2

      @@anonymousannoyed385 wow! that's really cool!

    • @iZetto1
      @iZetto1 4 роки тому +16

      @@anonymousannoyed385 Nobody who has a company and 10 mil, has a crappy device

  • @jenispizz2556
    @jenispizz2556 2 місяці тому +2

    The most tragic thing about EA is that consumers still support them...
    If nobody bought these products, we could turn back the clock to a time where microtransaction shit is GONE.

  • @SantaDeep
    @SantaDeep 2 роки тому +1

    I found out about this channel yesterday and now i'm watching pretty much all the videos (mostly cause i'm fucking high and have nothing to do at 2:20 am on a monday in Argentina).
    I have to say i have like a personal "top" of channels to watch while being baked and this is honestly on my top 3 maybe. The editing is S tier and is just comedy gold. I see that you invest a lot of time editing given the fact that there's a video each month or so, but that's just the perfect example that quality isn't equal to quantity.
    I really hope to see more of you soon and wish u the best 🤟❤

  • @yeeterskeeter6565
    @yeeterskeeter6565 4 роки тому +1009

    When my best friend was 13 he physically couldn't stop himself from spending money on madden. Thanks for a gambling addiction, EA

    • @NotDingse
      @NotDingse 4 роки тому +190

      Forza Touge Racing that’s partly bad parenting but still a great example of what is wrong with EA

    • @jkli0_597
      @jkli0_597 4 роки тому +30

      @@NotDingse true that

    • @daffaraihanputra1390
      @daffaraihanputra1390 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah i mean he could spend it for witcher 3 the best underrated gem ever made by the best company ever

    • @ARandomPersonHuman
      @ARandomPersonHuman 4 роки тому +25

      @@daffaraihanputra1390 The Witcher 3 has nudity and I doubt any parent would allow that.

    • @reigenarataka5589
      @reigenarataka5589 4 роки тому +5

      A Random Person Human my mum let me play gta 5 when i was ten so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @parkerthomson7130
    @parkerthomson7130 Рік тому

    I love the gags that you use to describe with scenes form films and show to show each moment.

  • @Dasiah_Gaming
    @Dasiah_Gaming Рік тому +3

    They single handed turned the sims into a real time loot box

  • @antonymilne1346
    @antonymilne1346 4 роки тому +661

    "EA is worse than you think"
    That's a pretty hard challenge to beat but I do not doubt it for a second.

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 роки тому +4

      Mhm.

    • @dialena4418
      @dialena4418 4 роки тому +2

      The most impossible yet possible thing

    • @caprimann87
      @caprimann87 4 роки тому

      I was actually expecting some news and was waiting when he would come to the point, but nope

    • @Lysergic_
      @Lysergic_ 4 роки тому +3

      I never knew EA were the ones behind the creation of microtransactions, which in my opinion is the sole reason that the gaming industry has turned to complete shit in the past 6 years.

    • @caprimann87
      @caprimann87 4 роки тому

      @@Lysergic_ that is because it is not true. that shit is way older, like 2004 - 2006.

  • @grumpycat2952
    @grumpycat2952 2 роки тому +5541

    EA: it’s not gambling, it’s surprise mechanics
    “It’s not killing, it’s giving someone peace”

    • @brod7173
      @brod7173 2 роки тому +337

      “It’s not kidnapping, it’s a surprise road-trip”

    • @skyblue6040
      @skyblue6040 2 роки тому +297

      "It's not slavery, its mandatory voluntary work"

    • @TheSadster
      @TheSadster 2 роки тому +173

      "It's not abusing, it's just a wrestling match"

    • @whatifgodisjustlegs3344
      @whatifgodisjustlegs3344 2 роки тому +85

      Its not a subscribe button.Its a button support.

    • @j.madsus
      @j.madsus 2 роки тому +133

      "It's not raw, it's just not cooked"

  • @HarryBalzak
    @HarryBalzak 2 роки тому +7

    Battlefield was amazing before EA got their hands on it.
    As per usual, they forced you to play ~80 hours to unlock all the content you paid $60 for, or you could pay $60 more to unlock everything you already paid to play with.
    Absolute madness and people seemed to love it.
    The world is far too stupid.

    • @daderpdolphin2387
      @daderpdolphin2387 2 роки тому

      Fella you know EA has been the publisher of battlefield since 2002

    • @renchin-erdene8648
      @renchin-erdene8648 2 роки тому

      @@daderpdolphin2387 I think he got battlefront mixed up with battlefield LMAO

  • @averageculversenjoyer1895
    @averageculversenjoyer1895 2 роки тому +1

    EA: Loot boxes are like a kinder surprise egg
    America: but those are illegal so your analogy sucks

  • @jabathecoyote
    @jabathecoyote 4 роки тому +586

    "If you don't like the game, don't buy it!"
    *Well then*

    • @Himark89
      @Himark89 4 роки тому +19

      Yeah, same was said by Dead by Daylight creative director, the game is so desperate they started spewing surveys back n forth. Still dying.

    • @AlexS-oj8qf
      @AlexS-oj8qf 4 роки тому +6

      Torrent: Hello there, let me introduce myself 😎

    • @fupoflapo2386
      @fupoflapo2386 4 роки тому +1

      @@Himark89 what do you mean?

    • @Shubbes
      @Shubbes 4 роки тому +1

      @@Himark89 i cant get into dead by daylight im sure its fine but when you get queue times lomger than 1 round and when you finally get in someone leaves and you have to queue again its kinda hard to like

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 4 роки тому +5

      Patrick Soderland: "If you dont like it, dont buy it."
      People: *dont buy the game*
      Patrick:
      EA: "._."
      Patrick: "Aight Imma head out"

  • @aetrem50
    @aetrem50 3 роки тому +1548

    “My God, it’s Reddit”
    I actually think that’s what most game developers scream when they wake up in a cold sweat.

    • @wburchell3468
      @wburchell3468 3 роки тому +7

      Ha

    • @CuteSkyler
      @CuteSkyler 3 роки тому +12

      It's at least what I scream normally

    • @hugoslaw1632
      @hugoslaw1632 3 роки тому +1

      did someone in non gd universe just say "cold sweat" ?

    • @Reznor1974
      @Reznor1974 3 роки тому +5

      @Steven Murphy Thats a big implication.

    • @oxycodin2253
      @oxycodin2253 3 роки тому +10

      @Steven Murphy Reddit is great depending on what subs ur on

  • @DoorTechnicianRick
    @DoorTechnicianRick Рік тому +4

    Well... They've f'ed up again ...

    • @thedoomslayer108_YT
      @thedoomslayer108_YT Рік тому

      Yeah, with Jedi: Survivor being an absolute shitshow for both consoles and mainly on PC due to technical issues

  • @pheckeht
    @pheckeht 8 місяців тому +2

    Andromeda changed gaming for me as an adult, first game I purchased that in the first 20 minutes my copy had a glitch in the Campagnolo that wouldn't let me pass a certain point and it took months for a patch.
    Was never the same again.

  • @real.E
    @real.E 2 роки тому +795

    Someone should hack EA and encrypt all their files,
    give them one file for free,
    and charge them $79.99 to unlock another

    • @CT--co1or
      @CT--co1or 2 роки тому +33

      brilliant

    • @notinsane4165
      @notinsane4165 2 роки тому +68

      So a ransomware attack?

    • @looplyloop
      @looplyloop 2 роки тому +24

      big brain idea but it might be illegal lol

    • @empty_nam
      @empty_nam 2 роки тому +3

      ok then.

    • @shadowthefurryscientist
      @shadowthefurryscientist 2 роки тому +16

      and that is how i made infinite money
      edit: i didnt actually do it you muffinheads

  • @myfhy8411
    @myfhy8411 4 роки тому +401

    sometimes instead of us hating EA, it feels more like EA hates us

    • @0oDRAGONFIREo0
      @0oDRAGONFIREo0 3 роки тому +16

      that is the secret truth it is all just self defence... or preemptive self defence... kind of like when you randomly drop kick the person next to you because... you never know

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 3 роки тому +3

      Soviet Russia intensities

    • @atas2561
      @atas2561 3 роки тому

      Maybe...

    • @benjamindavid7371
      @benjamindavid7371 3 роки тому +3

      or it might be a hate loop

    • @JoshN0S
      @JoshN0S 3 роки тому +3

      I think it goes both ways. EA instead of caving into hate like some studios do, instead have opted to hate the players back. So it's just a vicious hate circle.

  • @bryanthebreadstick5266
    @bryanthebreadstick5266 Рік тому +2

    "It's not gambling, it's surprise mechanics"
    "Why is mass murder so bad if I enjoyed it"

    • @PovidisII
      @PovidisII Рік тому +2

      It's not mass murder, it's a free giveaway to heaven

  • @dicemace3664
    @dicemace3664 10 місяців тому +3

    Mass affect Andromeda is like if that child was autistic.

  • @shawkymahfouz1483
    @shawkymahfouz1483 4 роки тому +751

    Player: playing the game without paying any money
    EA: wait thats not how you play the game

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 4 роки тому +22

      EA: Insert 1 like to reply.
      I
      I
      V

    • @Whatingodsname
      @Whatingodsname 4 роки тому +4

      @@SkyNinja759 no.

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 4 роки тому +5

      @@Whatingodsname Our lawyers will be in touch.

    • @ib2849
      @ib2849 4 роки тому +2

      @@SkyNinja759 i will take your like sir, thank you

    • @adammohd8338
      @adammohd8338 4 роки тому

      best joke 😂

  • @pralenkaman8105
    @pralenkaman8105 4 роки тому +399

    We all know that EA stands for "early access"

  • @Reechop
    @Reechop 2 роки тому +4

    Thank god EA lost their exclusive license to star wars games, they have a monopoly on sports games and tried to have one on star wars too but we shut that shit down. I will say though I'm not looking forward to whatever Ubisoft has in the oven, their games are so formulaic and bland I can't see their star wars game in the division 2's engine shocking the world.

  • @Lukepasika45
    @Lukepasika45 8 місяців тому +1

    Battlefront 2 was originally supposed to get Ashoka, Ventris, and mustifar after the scarif update but EA cancelled it for battlefield 2042

  • @Antpoison
    @Antpoison 4 роки тому +956

    Everyone: Ea is pay to win and sucks
    Activision: *Looks Away Nervously*

    • @jtarokujo6462
      @jtarokujo6462 3 роки тому +21

      BO3 RUNS AWAY

    • @NorwaysGreatestSon
      @NorwaysGreatestSon 3 роки тому +12

      dont forget PUBG mobile is Pay to get skin

    • @jagdeepsingh9515
      @jagdeepsingh9515 3 роки тому +9

      @Lord Gucci Banana so is Cod Mobile in India

    • @jagdeepsingh9515
      @jagdeepsingh9515 3 роки тому +4

      Yup, even the old CODs are so expensive. I get it that the old ones are masterpieces, but their price is too much

    • @jagdeepsingh9515
      @jagdeepsingh9515 3 роки тому +12

      @Lord Gucci Banana wtf you saying. I don't play PUBG, Fortnite. And most of those who play them are new gamers. They haven't played many games. And not everyone has gaming PCs in India, GDP per capita, you know.

  • @stefanandrejevic2570
    @stefanandrejevic2570 4 роки тому +244

    What we learned in this video : *"If you own a good game company, don't let EA buy it. Just don't."*

    • @TheBeastCH
      @TheBeastCH 4 роки тому +12

      Even if they offer billions! Or Trillions!

    • @errist
      @errist 4 роки тому +4

      TheBeastCH money like that is what everyone wants, but if i owned a game company that did very well, i wouldn’t want EA at all to buy it from me, never in my damn life

    • @TheBeastCH
      @TheBeastCH 4 роки тому +8

      @@errist Let's say this: If EA thinks your Company is worth that much, so they are willing to pay that for you, you are probably going to be able to earn that yourself by keep making games and not sell to EA.

    • @jeccf5072
      @jeccf5072 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheBeastCH why so many studios get sold then?

    • @stupidrainbo
      @stupidrainbo 4 роки тому +2

      I wonder if it would be worth it to sell EA your IPs and just go off and make your own new IPs again? I mean EA must be paying people a lot of money if they all agree to it. It would be real nice to retire early (or just have enough money to do so). IDK, I'm a little more sympathetic to people who are willing to sell their companies.

  • @ElBartoK96
    @ElBartoK96 2 роки тому +2

    this video needs a mini sequel about battlefield 2042

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 2 роки тому +1

    A colleague bought Star Wars Battlefront 2 recently. We got to talking and I mentioned the pay to win, 80 hour grind and other questionable things that caused such a big controversy on release that they had to patch these things. Here's the thing though...
    He just kept repeating that I'm wrong as he's playing the game and doesn't experience the issues "I'm clearly making up"
    Like... yeah, dude. You're not gonna experience issues years after they've been patched out. That's the point I'm talking about! That they got so much backlash that they were forced to turn it into what you play today! How is it not possible to understand "it was like *this* years ago and is like *that* now"?

  • @derpytuber2096
    @derpytuber2096 3 роки тому +1348

    EA: It's not gambling, it's surprise mechanics
    "I didn't burn him alive, it was an early cremation"

    • @lantisaidancusi8241
      @lantisaidancusi8241 3 роки тому +33

      I like dark humour, but h o l y f u c k

    • @derpytuber2096
      @derpytuber2096 3 роки тому +56

      @@lantisaidancusi8241 You know what they say, give a man a match he will be warm for a minute. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    • @derpytuber2096
      @derpytuber2096 3 роки тому +35

      @a dog • 200 years ago that reply went so far over my head it travelled back to 2001 and hit the world trade centre

    • @tigerkat4419
      @tigerkat4419 3 роки тому +5

      Its not war just competitive hot-scotch

    • @georgesmithpatton6382
      @georgesmithpatton6382 3 роки тому +7

      "this isn't an overthrow of parliament, its surprise monarchy"

  • @rutabagakoala
    @rutabagakoala 3 роки тому +853

    "EA was made by an ex apple employee"
    this makes sooo much sence

    • @NSHG
      @NSHG 3 роки тому +62

      EA-Apple fusion: pay $999K to preorder a slot for buying the iPhone, and pay an additional $999K for legal papers which you must sign, agreeing that we own your soul and your WHOLE family and legacy, including any wills.

    • @frostedin7858
      @frostedin7858 3 роки тому +16

      Hey you have to pay 99.99$ if you want to read this

    • @Kevlar1214
      @Kevlar1214 3 роки тому +4

      They literally don't have anything in common. It's like saying that apple removes key components from their devices just to turn around and slap a price tag on that very component and market it as "optional."

    • @A_Chill_Koala
      @A_Chill_Koala 3 роки тому +29

      @@Kevlar1214 buddy. Apple is a cash grab too. Ahem.. Iphones are overpriced, small pieces of glass that smash from a 1cm drop. They make you buy things you can get cheaper and the community thinks everyone copied wireless headphones from them.
      I'm sorry but rethink what you said.

    • @tristan6509
      @tristan6509 3 роки тому +20

      @@A_Chill_Koala don't forget the power adaptor that you have to buy seperately on a $1000 phone...

  • @greatgamingendavour
    @greatgamingendavour 9 місяців тому +4

    EA , Ubisoft and Grinding Gear Games r the wrost game company to exists and needs to be fined and disbanded and warned to never do this .

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 9 місяців тому

      Did you're account get banned or something ?, BC that's a random take

  • @blocky_luke
    @blocky_luke 2 роки тому +3

    i love how games made in 2017 are literally worse than half life 2 (2004)

    • @erwaldox
      @erwaldox Рік тому

      2011 was a great year for gaming, Skyrim + AC Revelations shortly follow by Kingdoms of Amalur Reckoning and Battlefield 3

    • @blocky_luke
      @blocky_luke Рік тому

      And portals 2

  • @lappavideoita141
    @lappavideoita141 4 роки тому +1334

    "Loot boxes are just like Kinder Eggs"
    America : *straight up bans kinder eggs*

    • @radzilla748
      @radzilla748 4 роки тому +12

      SUOMI PERKELE

    • @OhMyKMPR
      @OhMyKMPR 4 роки тому +31

      Well, the Kinder Eggs are banned because of a stupid FDA regulation that does not allow for plastic items to be inside of sweets.

    • @radzilla748
      @radzilla748 4 роки тому +11

      @@OhMyKMPR how it that a stupid regulation though. The thought process seems considerate and logical to me

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 4 роки тому +49

      @@radzilla748 like many other children who were at school with me, we had and loved kinder eggs, we looked forward to the toys because we aren't fucking idiots and didn't try to eat said toys. The chocolate was basically crap really, but it didn't matter because there was always the toy to play with.
      As far as I care, if you can't tell your child to break it open before starting to eat it, you aren't doing your job as a parent and that shit is just natural selection at that point

    • @johnstamos9269
      @johnstamos9269 4 роки тому +1

      Muh kinder eggs what a tragedy xd

  • @alexgyongyosi5774
    @alexgyongyosi5774 3 роки тому +773

    EA does what Disney is doing to the movie industry...ruining it and they somehow get away with it. It's disgusting

    • @TheMacNilly
      @TheMacNilly 3 роки тому +52

      The retards who buy fifa over and over are the reason. The retards who watch different versions of Jungle Book are the reason.

    • @edwardrichtofen9112
      @edwardrichtofen9112 3 роки тому +8

      @Winifred Eghrudje Disney shouldn't exist

    • @Sokaim
      @Sokaim 3 роки тому +13

      Unfortunately there are stil thousands of consumers who either don't care or don't have a clue and are buying year after year the same game but "better/newer" without giving it any thought. Worst part is, once you've "bought" one of the latest released games, you're getting literally forced to do microtransactions, since the "full" game you've purchased isn't actually the full game. Even if it's just 10$, the companies make profit, because its digital. So the consumers think to themselves "10$ extra won't hurt" and BAM! There ya go, got trapped. And once the latest released game doesn't bring any more profit, which they run on the slowest potato servers they can provide the consumers with, they shut down that server, release a "better/newer" game and set that same potato server online again. It's because of said mindless consumers the gaming companies are milking us out. Now it's the same with EA Play garbage. Please! DON'T SUPPORT THEM... The best way to hit them is on their wallets!!

    • @NoodleErik
      @NoodleErik 3 роки тому +7

      At least Disney is actually kind of good.

    • @alexgyongyosi5774
      @alexgyongyosi5774 3 роки тому +18

      @@NoodleErik Frozen 2? Onward? The Rise of Skywalker?

  • @jamesroy791
    @jamesroy791 8 місяців тому +2

    WOW I had no idea that the founder of EA made the 3DO Holy shit that piece of hardware was an impressively ass sucking

  • @jethromacaspac9794
    @jethromacaspac9794 Рік тому +2

    EA's ceo must be mr crabs

  • @Tom-H1
    @Tom-H1 3 роки тому +828

    EA stands for Electronic Attrocities.

    • @vacantcrow
      @vacantcrow 2 роки тому +63

      Electric Assholes

    • @ntahlahsiak
      @ntahlahsiak 2 роки тому +23

      G on EA stans for Generous
      Oh wait........

    • @atashgallagher5139
      @atashgallagher5139 2 роки тому +5

      EA are the reapers, every 50,000 hours or so they come into the world of ame development, they buy a promising young game development studio, they harvest it for all it's worth, slowly corrupting it and turning it into an empty husk of it's former self churning out ever worsening products that feel more empty with each release until they have been milked dry and the harvest is completed, the studio is shut down, and EA leaves awaiting their next cycle of destruction to a studio.

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +1

      @@atashgallagher5139 You're right, but you're right too

    • @arjostarudo9406
      @arjostarudo9406 2 роки тому +3

      More like "Eternal Assholes"

  • @RobinOnYew
    @RobinOnYew 4 роки тому +894

    EA: "lets make money, video games are what young people today like."
    people: "you are trying to make money more than you are trying to create a game."
    EA: "where are we going wrong here?"

    • @gameimprovements4347
      @gameimprovements4347 4 роки тому +1

      That's where you're wrong and EA is right!

    • @geendrip
      @geendrip 4 роки тому +10

      @@gameimprovements4347 thats where boomers should get the fuck off youtube and zoomers not

    • @gameimprovements4347
      @gameimprovements4347 4 роки тому +6

      @@geendrip dude. Their business model is clean as hell pay attention- Just like Apple and every other phone company, and just like major sports. "Do less each year/game etc..., and still turn a large profit by taking advantage of the lack of consumer cohesion". they know if you don't buy in, someone else will. Face the the facts that as a whole consumer market, corporations own us. An amazing business model for any industry

    • @geendrip
      @geendrip 4 роки тому +4

      @@gameimprovements4347 no. Brainless sheep are the only ones who actually pay for it. Just like apple

    • @gameimprovements4347
      @gameimprovements4347 4 роки тому +8

      @@geendrip You're not getting it man. Those "sheep" are the masses, the ones with the majority of the money lol. This business model works in very industry across the board- you only gotta produce quality when you're small and trying to break industry- after this, you call the shots. Name an industry where this doesn't apply?

  • @joemurrell2099
    @joemurrell2099 9 місяців тому +1

    The thing that pisses me off the most about Star Wars battlefront 2 criticism about unlocks, is that they never mention the fact that you could just play the campaign and get the credits to unlock the characters that way. That’s what I did when I got the game day 1, and was basically instantly able to unlock every character

  • @Ernestinhomugiwara
    @Ernestinhomugiwara Рік тому +4

    Your introduction about the actual state of the gaming industry was just on point!!!
    Everyone should see this, maybe we could actually change something
    Beeing smart, surpassing our need to play and buy (that's how they use us)

    • @mancamiatipoola
      @mancamiatipoola 11 місяців тому +4

      This is never gonna happen. As with every aspect of life, only 10-20% of people will wise up/wake up and start to see the bullshit. The majority will remain brainwashed sheep and just follow the trends and hype trains because they are cool, while forgetting the harsh lessons they learned (or not) from previous mistakes.
      Not many gamers are patient, dont fall prey to hype trains and fake trailers and DONT preorder anything, instead waiting at least 1 month after release to see the real state of the game, see reviews and opinions from multiple people. Only smart people do that.

  • @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada
    @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada 4 роки тому +437

    E.A should stand for Early Access
    Because that’s what these damn games feel like

    • @henzy7397
      @henzy7397 4 роки тому +29

      Could also be Enormous Assholes.

    • @NaJk93
      @NaJk93 4 роки тому +7

      More like Early Alpha lol!

    • @sugarbee.
      @sugarbee. 4 роки тому +3

      Vojtech Frank EA didn’t make titanfall 2, Respawn entertainment did. EA just published it

    • @NaJk93
      @NaJk93 4 роки тому

      @@vfrank2220 And Unravel is made by ColdWood Interactive. EA is the publisher.

    • @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada
      @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada 4 роки тому +1

      @@vfrank2220 garden warfare 2 is great. Funnily enough, the loot box system is the best part about the game because it uses _currency that doesn't cost money_

  • @bread2497
    @bread2497 2 роки тому +2169

    What’s scary is that they bought out PopCap after two successful releases for $750 million. They also tried to take out Valve, but they shut EA down at every offer to buy their company.

    • @wibs0n68
      @wibs0n68 2 роки тому +623

      That’s a good choice from valve. Cant imagine if steam is owned by EA

    • @blaster_studios
      @blaster_studios 2 роки тому +286

      @@wibs0n68 same, that would be the worst

    • @molotov666
      @molotov666 2 роки тому +333

      Seriously? They tried to take out valve, phew I'm glad they didn't budge and refused to sell that would be chaos, steam, half life and portal owned by EA? Bad idea.

    • @JohnDoe-ph7pz
      @JohnDoe-ph7pz 2 роки тому +225

      @@wibs0n68 I have a feeling that the internet would have boycotted steam forever if that happened

    • @holypotato263
      @holypotato263 2 роки тому +30

      thank the lord ea didnt touch peggle

  • @doopist
    @doopist 8 місяців тому +2

    i can’t believe big boss made me cave in to the advertisements and actually buy it
    3 years later

  • @tumnix
    @tumnix 11 місяців тому +1

    EA wanted me to give them my credit card numbers and my social security number just to update the email on my account. I cussed them out and asked for a refund on a game I couldn't play becasue I couldn't sign into my account.

  • @Ploofles
    @Ploofles 3 роки тому +2076

    This is why I buy Indie games, so much more consistent on the quality and even if it's bad it costs like $10

    • @wyomingptt
      @wyomingptt 3 роки тому +45

      Ah Hipsters do still exist lol!

    • @caughtinthewebosu
      @caughtinthewebosu 3 роки тому +221

      Honestly, that's the best course of action, and I'll explain why. Indie games are, well, independent, and aren't backed by billion dollar corporations. They realize that if they fuck up a game, then they're done and can't keep developing games and paying people. So they HAVE to do it right and make a solid game. So they do. Notice how a very large amount of indie games are well received and well liked. Because they're good, plain and simple.

    • @suicidalcoffee4399
      @suicidalcoffee4399 3 роки тому +28

      I got quite a few good indie games some are way better then major titles like I fu¢kn love limbo

    • @Secondarian
      @Secondarian 3 роки тому +2

      What Indie Games do you play?

    • @realskhk
      @realskhk 3 роки тому +32

      @@caughtinthewebosu yeah, peeing simulator is the best game ever made

  • @NathanTheHedgehog
    @NathanTheHedgehog 2 роки тому +2200

    EA: "Either accept it or don't buy the game."
    Gamers: "Don't buy the game? That's a good idea! Thank for letting us know that was a perfect option."

    • @TheBeast94YT
      @TheBeast94YT Рік тому +7

      yes

    • @thatoneundertalefanatic
      @thatoneundertalefanatic Рік тому +102

      Gamers:proceed to spend their entire life saving in it anyways.
      I despise what ea has become,but stop pretending anyone that makes those snarky comments actually stay true to their words.

    • @ra6765
      @ra6765 Рік тому +54

      @@thatoneundertalefanatic gamers that care no longer buy their games. It's them casual sports games fan zombies that keep splurging their money each year on the games and the lootboxes. They don't care at all and as long as there is market, EA is gonna continue doing this

    • @thatoneundertalefanatic
      @thatoneundertalefanatic Рік тому +4

      @@ra6765 sure,whatever suits you

    • @EnterChannelNameWasTaken
      @EnterChannelNameWasTaken Рік тому +1

      the one thing ea did good

  • @theonlyORNGguy
    @theonlyORNGguy 2 роки тому +1

    I remember having the EA BIG sound as the text notification on my first cell phone.

  • @radioface86
    @radioface86 Рік тому +2

    Medal of Duty: Epic Warcrimes 2... I gotta admit that had me rolling laughing. Good stuff my dude, have a sub.

  • @afifhunter1295
    @afifhunter1295 4 роки тому +689

    "Don't like it then don't buy it" is only applicable for good products.

    • @p.o.p5570
      @p.o.p5570 4 роки тому +25

      It's only applicable for people with brains

    • @Mxela3D
      @Mxela3D 4 роки тому +4

      @@p.o.p5570 wut

    • @averagedemocrat9546
      @averagedemocrat9546 4 роки тому +9

      @@Mxela3D If you already know that the specific game company has a reputation of making shit, why're you buying their new game before people start making reviews on how Darth Vader is DLC?

    • @wittybanter96
      @wittybanter96 4 роки тому

      @@p.o.p5570 Not this comment section then

  • @midge_gender_solek3314
    @midge_gender_solek3314 4 роки тому +271

    Imagine buying literal slot machines for your kids.
    Slot machines you can't get any real value from.

    • @thejusmar
      @thejusmar 4 роки тому +14

      Even when you win you lose

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 4 роки тому +1

      Slot machines with wins that are useless because the next game renders all your previous spendings useless

    • @italiangarbageposting
      @italiangarbageposting 4 роки тому

      *laughs in CSGO*

  • @Mephilic
    @Mephilic Рік тому +2

    I remember EA buying out Origin games who made Ultima Online back in like 2002 or so. They overhauled the game so much it made a large portion of the community quit and go to emulated servers. After that I've referred to them as the evil empire ever since.