Hello Alfred, you are getting more subscribers and I am so happy about it! That will teach the other copy cats that YOU ARE THE REAL KING! You'll pass the 100,000 subs before years end! Watching you from Roma, Italy. Cheers
That was unbelievable docking at Blackpoint bro, so cool you got Jonathan from The Miami Bro Channel!!! Alfred throwing out hats like the ronna !!!! Lol good stuff bro. 👍👍👍🤗🤗🤗
There is too much gold in this video. That guy has no business hauling a boat, operating a boat, even looking at a boat. He probably fishes with his spinning reels facing up.
What is it with the boat owners in that area, I keep seeing a large majority of these owners have no clue how to dock a boat much less operate it. Also does anyone know you can purchase bumpers to aid in docking and protect your boat.
I recently found your channel and now I'm watching it daily after work. Hey brother, how do we buy your hats, I looked all around your merch area but didn't see any. I'd proudly rock a Chit Show lid!
CHIT SHOW magic..lol Like he thought it was a sand bar and he was just going to put it up there gently....lol.. Alfred send me a hat so I can wear it with pride and promote your channel here in Ontario Canada...Or how much for a CHIT SHOW hat... Take care KING....
Your local ramp must be hurting because this one is fairly slippery, we lose several trucks a week, the docks are even made out of poured concrete without any cleats. It's a public facility.
That's something you see after a couple summers with bad storms affecting your ability to dock... that was all in one trip on a pretty calm day, imagine after he owns the boat for a year or two more. That boat will be on Craigslist with "light damage".
He was here first.............................................. :) Actually, you see Fred is an American Croc who doesn't have Humans on his Food List, he can't chew because of his bad overbite. Please remember, there are several different types of Crocs and Fred is the calmest of them all. Have a nice Day.
Seriously! We always pull up, drop off the driver to go get the trailer and back out to go wait out away from the dock out of the way somewhere until he can back the trailer down to the water so that others can get to the dock to do the same. Moves a lot faster that way.
To film on park land, even though the public owns it, I know it's stupid. it's their way of trying to rid any videophotograhy of the docks, mainly they don't like the Chit Show showing the funny side of the Docking.
like I said before RUB's Rich Urban Boaters with no clue of how to operate a boat , he will have lasting memories everytime he looks at that boat , que clase de Come Chit !!!
Well these ppl are not urban since this marina is located in the suburbs and they are not rich either. Rich ppl around south Florida own relatively new or brand new contenders, Freemans, Vikings, sea vees just to name a few.
Damn I guess the dock rammer got the boat on the trailer pretty easy? Next order of business....that truck is NOT enough to handle that boat. Hopefully they don't have to drive far.
Great videos Alfred. Please consider assigning a point value for how stupid some people are when launching or retrieving their boat. 1 = Knows what he's doing....10 = king sized stupid. 😆
Pulling a 32' on a tri axle with a half ton truck..... of course they do. These people are insane. They don't know how to operate their boats and they go way too fast. Over confident and under competent.
Why does everyone pull in to the dock, tie up and then wait for the trailer to come back? Here the custom is to drop the truck driver off at the dock, back out of the way and wait for the truck and trailer to be backed down into the water then drive onto the trailer and get pulled out.
Too many people with easy credit or a "platinum" credit card. Maybe it should be harder to buy a boat so we don't share the waters with these bumbling clowns. In all seriousness, I think many of them are just mega arrogant and think "I can drive and dock this thing with my eyes shut." In the mid 1990s, even a boat magazine suggested that maybe Florida should start issuing state boating licenses. I can see why...
Each Boat should have a Captain and a co-captain, someone capable of operating the boat while the Captain walks to the far-off parking lot and then drives back. that way the docks aren't tied up so much.
"Captain, should we come in to the dock using docking speed?"
"Ludicrous speed goooooooo!"
More like RAMMING SPEED!! ENGAGE FRONT DEFLECTOR SHIELDS!!!! LMAO
HOW DO WE STOP!! WE CANT STOP WE HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FIRST!!! LMAO Spaceballs!!
ahh, buckle this!!!
Yes! a T-Shirt logo with Fred the croc and a sign that reads at the bottom: “I’m here for the Chit Show” Loll
And mini stuffed crocs for the kids! It could have a dog tag that says "Fred".
The Chit Show is LaChit 👏👏👏🙂👍🙏
Hello Alfred, you are getting more subscribers and I am so happy about it! That will teach the other copy cats that YOU ARE THE REAL KING! You'll pass the 100,000 subs before years end! Watching you from Roma, Italy. Cheers
Alfred!! That is really cool of you to give those hats out. Hope to one day see you at Black Point to saludarte!! Press on with Pride!🤙🏼🤙🏼
LOL @ 0:38 “That’ll buff right out with Pad Express”.
Dude I love watching your channel. Keep it up man.
That was unbelievable docking at Blackpoint bro, so cool you got Jonathan from The Miami Bro Channel!!! Alfred throwing out hats like the ronna !!!! Lol good stuff bro. 👍👍👍🤗🤗🤗
Alfred, this was a good one !!
Still can’t believe that chit😂🤷🏼♀️🤙🏼🌊
THE SHIT SHOW!!!! 🔥🔥🔥
You need to incorporate Fred into one of your t-shirt designs.
There is too much gold in this video. That guy has no business hauling a boat, operating a boat, even looking at a boat. He probably fishes with his spinning reels facing up.
Chris Kirby he’s like all the rest “ yep it’s got a hitch I can tow it “ just because it has a hitch might be too light to tow
🤣😂🤣😂probably fishes with his spinning reels facing up! You killed me with that one.
Great show!
That's hilarious bud... "Go live on 7!".. I'll keep an eye out for the mics. 😂 Those sand bars'll get ya everytime.
Love the adlib
Alfred get an Insurance company to sponsor this.
Bro, this whole awesome channel is a Farmer's Insurance commercial, just WAITING to happen!
Dude...I want a Chit Show hat!
Good stuff..funny commentary
Yo Alfred, thought you got kicked out because of permitts or some chit......glad to see you back.... I'll say Hi to your BFF, Wavy boats...LOL
What is it with the boat owners in that area, I keep seeing a large majority of these owners have no clue how to dock a boat much less operate it. Also does anyone know you can purchase bumpers to aid in docking and protect your boat.
Fenders won't help. They think boats react like a car, but they don't
Doesn't help that this area get current ripping through it. Which when coupled with no skills gives alfred a job
They don't care because they know all they have to do is keep selling drugs to pay for the damages or buy another boat to wreck
Darn those shot killers, this is some golden content!!! 🤣🤣
"Alfred knows everyone!"
I bet you anything that police officer watches your show while he's sitting there in the patrol car
HAHAHA
I wont bet against you!
Alfred ` mountain out of a mole hill ` Montaner.............thanks for posting.....
Still looked good even in the sunset light.
permit issue?
2:07 That boat was not the one from the video two days ago I think it also hit the dock?
Same boat
@@srcastic8764 ready
What’s crazier people trying to dock or put the boat trailer in water ?
What happened, Dude? - I had the boat pinstriped.
Whats with the permit situation ? Could you elaborate ? I must of missed something. Thanks.
lindo vídeo
I recently found your channel and now I'm watching it daily after work. Hey brother, how do we buy your hats, I looked all around your merch area but didn't see any. I'd proudly rock a Chit Show lid!
stay tuned new merch coming
Wow....just...wow!
Triple axle trailer, towbar overloaded +++, bodywork by mooring piles 🤦
Give er all she's got Scotty. full warp drive Cptn.
No, Ludacris speed ! :)
Oh chit. That's a lot of pad Express
What's the saying for maneuvering around docks "slow is pro".
That’s great stuff for sure 👍👍
James stutts is here watching you
Are they refilling the bay at 715
Dangit Fred!! 😂
Do you see the BEND in that trailer? Chit Show at its best.
The electric slide. Lol.
CHIT SHOW magic..lol
Like he thought it was a sand bar and he was just going to put it up there gently....lol..
Alfred send me a hat so I can wear it with pride and promote your channel here in Ontario Canada...Or how much for a CHIT SHOW hat...
Take care KING....
Dude...that will buff right out bro
Today fred got the day off
As a professional marine detailer, that's not going to buff out....
😆
hahahahaha
As a professional idiot ... i would say these people win for A LOT if we all go to a Idiot Competition. hahahaha
Expensive memory. More Palo que Homdeeeee
Sheesh, even his trucks too small. Did the cops do anything? He hit another boat?
The best two days of a boat owner, the day you bought it and the day you sold it.
That's ashame.. smdh. That's such a beautiful boat...
Was such a ....... :)
Jonathon you need help with the boat LOL
That truck is way overloaded too
The dock crasher can drive his trailer WAY better than his boat!!
Got to the dock and it was just there!!!🤣🤣🤣
I wish my local ramp were as nice as this one
Your local ramp must be hurting because this one is fairly slippery, we lose several trucks a week, the docks are even made out of poured concrete without any cleats. It's a public facility.
That's something you see after a couple summers with bad storms affecting your ability to dock... that was all in one trip on a pretty calm day, imagine after he owns the boat for a year or two more. That boat will be on Craigslist with "light damage".
Where they giving Fred a drink at 7:37?
No, the manatee was trying to drink "Pure" water from the bottle.
Be honest Alfred , you have Fred trained on your command?
No comment....
Fred's under contract!
Would love ah hat too!!💙👍🍺
When are you going to get 3xl shirts
LOL Jonathan @miamibrochannel refuses to crash into the rocks !
Alfredo! Necessito una sombreo amigo!
J’adore tes vidéos 👍
Mais sérieux, c’est quoi ces quiches 😂😂😂 🤦🏽♂️
Why are they leaving the crock stay in the area with so many people useing boat ramp..
He was here first.............................................. :) Actually, you see Fred is an American Croc who doesn't have Humans on his Food List, he can't chew because of his bad overbite. Please remember, there are several different types of Crocs and Fred is the calmest of them all. Have a nice Day.
Stupid showed up to give you all of your filming opportunities today. Really nice of stupid to provide all of today’s show. Lol.
Was that Johnathan?? Bro channel?
How in the world did a Ram 1500 pull. out that Century 3200?
look at the knots!!! they're making me feel bad.
Haha I'm going to get one of those hats one day... I wish you a thousand times over
That poor Ram puckup
Why is there always Police at these boat ramps?
Not the Fuzz, he is a Park Ranger who acts like a security for the Park. He actually has been seen Helping the Boating Public.
Give me that centurycill show you how its done and give em a lil center console
To add to their experience they didn’t even put boat on trailer all the way hopefully they didn’t have far too go
I want that hat bro..malaysian viewers..😊
Ahh! DAD!! It’ll buff right out!! It’s just a small scratch
Are jetskis allowed to launch here?
No
I operated fishing charters for a number of words. I have a one word order when docking to anybody on my boat, I will tell you when to move, "SIT."
That’s way too much boat for that truck to pull
No one knows the dock rules, just pulling in with no trailer waiting. This place really is the chit show.
Seriously! We always pull up, drop off the driver to go get the trailer and back out to go wait out away from the dock out of the way somewhere until he can back the trailer down to the water so that others can get to the dock to do the same. Moves a lot faster that way.
Wait. What permit issue is Alfred talking about?
To film on park land, even though the public owns it, I know it's stupid. it's their way of trying to rid any videophotograhy of the docks, mainly they don't like the Chit Show showing the funny side of the Docking.
Awesome
"We've got another candidate for president?" Best line ever at the boat ramp. Bwahahaha
Look I painted a racing stripe on my boat, green & white go together?
Only trouble is, he has to put a matching strip on the Port side ! :)
like I said before RUB's Rich Urban Boaters with no clue of how to operate a boat , he will have lasting memories everytime he looks at that boat , que clase de Come Chit !!!
Well these ppl are not urban since this marina is located in the suburbs and they are not rich either. Rich ppl around south Florida own relatively new or brand new contenders, Freemans, Vikings, sea vees just to name a few.
Damn I guess the dock rammer got the boat on the trailer pretty easy? Next order of business....that truck is NOT enough to handle that boat. Hopefully they don't have to drive far.
Great videos Alfred. Please consider assigning a point value for how stupid some people are when launching or retrieving their boat. 1 = Knows what he's doing....10 = king sized stupid. 😆
11 - Somebody, sink his boat before he gets someone killed!!
yup you're here for 2:06
You published this before dude.At least that boat hitting the dock part.
His ticket that day was the 10000$ plus of damage he did to his boat
As I was taught...”NEUTRAL IS YOUR BEST FRIEND”!
One ingredient changes everything. Alcohol.
That hurts “Alfred how much for polish a 25’ boat”
Pulling a 32' on a tri axle with a half ton truck..... of course they do. These people are insane. They don't know how to operate their boats and they go way too fast. Over confident and under competent.
Yea I just looked that setups gotta weight 15k. Way overloaded.
Bad case of dock rash !!
Why does everyone pull in to the dock, tie up and then wait for the trailer to come back? Here the custom is to drop the truck driver off at the dock, back out of the way and wait for the truck and trailer to be backed down into the water then drive onto the trailer and get pulled out.
Too many people with easy credit or a "platinum" credit card. Maybe it should be harder to buy a boat so we don't share the waters with these bumbling clowns. In all seriousness, I think many of them are just mega arrogant and think "I can drive and dock this thing with my eyes shut." In the mid 1990s, even a boat magazine suggested that maybe Florida should start issuing state boating licenses. I can see why...
Each Boat should have a Captain and a co-captain, someone capable of operating the boat while the Captain walks to the far-off parking lot and then drives back. that way the docks aren't tied up so much.
If you go really slow and make numerous approach...your ego may get damaged but not your boat
Coño alfred I was there that day, I passed by you with my kids and said hello and I didn't even get offered a hat
Maybe next time !
@@AlfredMontaner ill hold you to it lol keep up the great work!
We where parked at the sand bar and somebody keyed our boat officer!!! No really we didn't hit nothing dad, they keyed it!!!
Can't believe people are this bad at docking when boating season is all year long. Thought this was more of a new england thing. lol
hey is the owner of that boat gunna get CHARGED for the pole repairs they gotta do to that dock????