the new bedwars mode is crazy

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  • @JollyTimz
    @JollyTimz 4 роки тому +221

    12:58 That laugh was absolutely terrifying. You know when the buff guy actually meets competition? It was like that. Techno is like, “not bad kid” lmao.

    • @darkshot2019
      @darkshot2019 12 днів тому +1

      fr it was down right menacing 😭

  • @OffenT
    @OffenT 6 років тому +11843

    Alright lets stop being confused and appreciate techno's new (good) schedule of uploads until he finds a new book to read

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  6 років тому +5913

      lol u right
      actually had to drag myself away from reading yona of the dawn just to make this video

    • @OffenT
      @OffenT 6 років тому +2088

      Must've been painful

    • @rekt307
      @rekt307 6 років тому +217

      Technoblade lol

    • @loafed3064
      @loafed3064 6 років тому +127

      Technoblade shit shouldn’t of had I would’ve move for shit while reading manga
      I recommend many others

    • @OffenT
      @OffenT 6 років тому +131

      PanPan hey dissa christian mineboi survar

  • @notycg1444
    @notycg1444 4 роки тому +771

    Imagine a square pig with a crown running at you while yelling "YOUNG MAAAAAAN, YOUNG MAAAAAAAN"

  • @matthewwood690
    @matthewwood690 4 роки тому +1760

    I love the bedwars player’s mindset of “I don’t understand what happened, so hacks”
    And then I guess your teammate thought, “Well, most hacking reports are true, so my teammate probably IS hacking”

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 4 роки тому +68

      I don’t even understand what the opponent doesn’t understand about what happened.

    • @Dodge_this
      @Dodge_this 4 роки тому +15

      It's more skyblocks players

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 3 роки тому +14

      @@Dodge_this skywars*

    • @warrior3129
      @warrior3129 3 роки тому +22

      i think he was noob because he doesnt know jump boost potions

    • @yourlocal_therianstuff05
      @yourlocal_therianstuff05 3 роки тому +12

      My opinion, why would you ban ur teammate if he is hacking?
      Hacker teammates= free wins

  • @chrisxmag
    @chrisxmag 6 років тому +1350

    "There's gonna be an invisible sword that just materializes in front of you and destroys your d-"
    *ad plays*
    "-ream"

  • @rymaster9957
    @rymaster9957 6 років тому +2342

    (Insert upload schedule joke here)

    • @walkingman4889
      @walkingman4889 6 років тому +21

      lmao just say "lmao"

    • @walkingman4889
      @walkingman4889 6 років тому +2

      farhan aleem I wasn't talking to you :p

    • @rekt307
      @rekt307 6 років тому +1

      Rymaster99 shut up with the jokes idiot

    • @Memeo.
      @Memeo. 6 років тому +17

      @@rekt307 one salty boi over here

    • @rekt307
      @rekt307 6 років тому +3

      @@Memeo. kid it was 8 months ago

  • @xxgamerdudexxxxgamerdudexx4663
    @xxgamerdudexxxxgamerdudexx4663 5 років тому +4885

    Technoblade “I’m gonna try to wipe out a team by myself because I’m bored”
    Me “I’m gonna try to kill one guy with my team because I’m bored”

    • @miamisoda143
      @miamisoda143 4 роки тому +20

      XxgamerdudexX XxgamerdudexX LOL u subbed to Lagan Paul

    • @kawcio1516
      @kawcio1516 4 роки тому +7

      I just breaking beds that easy no eye contact just beds

    • @Bastainfr
      @Bastainfr 4 роки тому +4

      just l o l and b r u h

    • @kermit1017
      @kermit1017 4 роки тому +10

      I’m gonna try to hide and let my team kill a guy because I’m brave

    • @SpikeIsCoolAndManly
      @SpikeIsCoolAndManly 4 роки тому

      Kevin Ross “logan”

  • @ludesant6406
    @ludesant6406 5 років тому +496

    12:55 martyrdom, drop a live grenade when killed.

    • @cs_lira
      @cs_lira 4 роки тому +3

      He had a pearl...

    • @Lord_Freeza1410
      @Lord_Freeza1410 4 роки тому +5

      @@cs_lira what?

    • @eresball5413
      @eresball5413 4 роки тому +3

      @@cs_lira he died....

    • @cs_lira
      @cs_lira 4 роки тому +12

      So... It turns out I don't know what I was thinking writing that first comment

    • @lemondigit7309
      @lemondigit7309 4 роки тому +4

      @@cs_lira when I write something controversial that happens to me

  • @monky4163
    @monky4163 3 роки тому +320

    12:55 respect for this guy for not giving up and admitting defeat

    • @wasquash
      @wasquash 2 роки тому +20

      He got the last laugh

    • @DecentDude10
      @DecentDude10 5 місяців тому

      thats hilarious icl

  • @lordlukey2067
    @lordlukey2067 4 роки тому +237

    You know you’re rich when you pearl just to save time.

  • @spruceg00se
    @spruceg00se 4 роки тому +372

    “Boom, it’s all been laid down”
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @slinerd802
      @slinerd802 4 роки тому +10

      "stop making fake quotes about me" -Sun Tzu-Wu, The Art of War

    • @yusufmalick5946
      @yusufmalick5946 3 роки тому +2

      @@slinerd802 "Why should I"
      -Sun Tzu, the art of war

    • @rmxzz1446
      @rmxzz1446 3 роки тому +3

      @@slinerd802 "oof"
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @sleeeepyy_
      @sleeeepyy_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@slinerd802 "lol never"
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @BoomBQ
    @BoomBQ 6 років тому +2549

    I think that haircut gave you super powers.

  • @arttukettunen5757
    @arttukettunen5757 4 роки тому +1693

    Generators are maxed
    Easy to get emeralds instantly
    Nobody uses obsidian even though they would have had time
    Logic

  • @AZ-cw1gt
    @AZ-cw1gt 4 роки тому +46

    Can we just appreciate that kid's determination who still manages to fireball revenge technoblade as he's falling to the void?

    • @SamanthaSerrano-p9n
      @SamanthaSerrano-p9n Місяць тому

      That kid gave techno cancer lol he was so mad he put uranium under his pillow

  • @gregk06
    @gregk06 4 роки тому +34

    Before he said what rush is, I was like “IS HE HACKING, HOW IS HE DOING THAT WITH THE BRIDGES!?”
    LOL

    • @paraliez7346
      @paraliez7346 3 роки тому +5

      LOL! great comment Greg, I’ll share this with all my friends!

    • @_sp1rit611
      @_sp1rit611 3 роки тому +3

      @@paraliez7346 tf

    • @AeroTheVaporeon
      @AeroTheVaporeon 3 роки тому +3

      @@paraliez7346 are you a 40 year old facebook mom lmfao

    • @theultimatehomiegsenior3058
      @theultimatehomiegsenior3058 3 роки тому +1

      LOL! great comment Greg, I’ll share this with all my friends!

  • @ddaeby
    @ddaeby 6 років тому +461

    yeah but we will eventually get used to this upload schedule and he is going to absoulutely yeet us and go back to montly i bet

  • @Slappuku
    @Slappuku 6 років тому +238

    Technoblade? More like Technobald.

  • @kyleb9719
    @kyleb9719 2 роки тому +214

    I have more respect for what Techno accomplished in his short time than almost any other creator on the platform. Pure talent, skill and dedication that you just don't see anywhere else. He is missed

  • @mateosz8787
    @mateosz8787 6 років тому +38

    “Truly a manly man”
    -Technoblade, 2018

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 5 років тому +215

    Enemy player: *breathes*
    Technoblade: *D I I I E*

    • @dasaniwater1618
      @dasaniwater1618 4 роки тому +4

      Yes the breathing tells techno if they can be killed cause they’re alive and not dead

    • @nemesys9904
      @nemesys9904 4 роки тому +1

      @@dasaniwater1618 :o

    • @SparkliOfficial
      @SparkliOfficial 2 роки тому

      @@nemesys9904 makes sense

    • @nemesys9904
      @nemesys9904 2 роки тому

      @@SparkliOfficial ikr

  • @coffeechloe645
    @coffeechloe645 4 роки тому +6

    8:48
    If you want to be a hero, young man, if you want to be a hero...
    *_THEN DIE LIKE ONE!_*

  • @Withern679
    @Withern679 4 роки тому +6

    8:43 you want to be a hero? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!!

  • @rymaster9957
    @rymaster9957 6 років тому +485

    (Insert haircut joke here)

    • @barnabashorvath2149
      @barnabashorvath2149 6 років тому +9

      [Insert sarcastic reply here]

    • @rekt307
      @rekt307 6 років тому +1

      Rymaster99 shut up with the jokes idiot

    • @kiffolisk6011
      @kiffolisk6011 6 років тому

      haircut joke here)

    • @tebourbi
      @tebourbi 6 років тому +2

      the haircut is HAIRlarious

    • @ImDaRealBoi
      @ImDaRealBoi 6 років тому +2

      GET REKT YT - Roblox, and More! shut up with the toxic reply idiot

  • @thachconginh6159
    @thachconginh6159 2 роки тому +20

    Technoblade never die, we will miss you

  • @marklegend76
    @marklegend76 4 місяці тому +5

    Love that his videos still get recommended to me

  • @Booga04Minecraft
    @Booga04Minecraft 6 років тому +674

    It is confirmed. Technoblade is gone... this guy has replaced him. KEEP THIS GUY AND FORGET TECHNO!
    Edit on 04/07/2023: Well needless to say, this comment aged very poorly. Rest in peace Technoblade, we all miss you and hope you’re resting easy… 😞💔

    • @achrylx2624
      @achrylx2624 6 років тому +44

      Booga04 Minecraft it’s probs the same techno, it’s just the Haircut man, I’m telling you

    • @dawson4839
      @dawson4839 6 років тому +8

      that was literally a periphrased comment of someone else's comment that got 200 ish likes

    • @luigiplayerone7749
      @luigiplayerone7749 6 років тому +2

      Booga04 Minecraft no

    • @flowteks
      @flowteks 5 років тому +5

      YEA- WAIT WHAT NO

    • @puddle9810
      @puddle9810 Рік тому +5

      this aged poorly

  • @ellee6963
    @ellee6963 6 років тому +662

    The uploads still have me shook tbh😂😂😂

    • @whyyivy
      @whyyivy 6 років тому +2

      its.....
      daily uploads :o

    • @xSniperFoxy
      @xSniperFoxy 6 років тому +7

      Everytime he says 'you know' im like "YES!?" And i realize im listening to a daily upload which shouldnt exist ( my name is juno) and im very confused by this witchcraft of uploads, its the haircut ;-;

    • @lktsang9731
      @lktsang9731 6 років тому +6

      Me after 2nd consecutive upload: omg yes
      Me after 3rd consecutive upload: wow are you serious?
      Me after seeing this video: wtf

    • @jbbajangamer
      @jbbajangamer 6 років тому

      Why is it that my comment goes to the bottom of the comments instantly but yours doesn't even though I posted my comment at almost the same time

    • @ItzTheDragon
      @ItzTheDragon 6 років тому +3

      same, man. I think it’s the apocalypse

  • @emily-xk1pw
    @emily-xk1pw 6 років тому +18

    Something tells me this new and improved upload schedule won’t last very long lol
    Still, it’s an awesome feeling coming home from school and knowing there’s a brand new Technoblade video to watch :3 Especially Bedwars, which is a-
    MAH FAVE

  • @tear1x4
    @tear1x4 10 місяців тому +3

    Every time i watch this man i feel a comfort that i never had with most of the other youtubers and i know he will always live in our hearth❤

  • @uenoyamakamishiro7646
    @uenoyamakamishiro7646 4 роки тому +29

    00:08 "Dreams" "Knockoff game modes, different than the last"
    Hmm...
    Minecraft speedrunner vs 3 hunters
    Minecraft but series
    Minecraft mysteries
    Beating minecraft without leaving the nether
    Welp, Techno did predict someone after all

    • @dragonfli1023
      @dragonfli1023 4 роки тому

      @@ska3521 on who, dream?
      if so then I agree

    • @gabellewell
      @gabellewell 4 роки тому

      he said one off, and hypixel literally labeled it dream gamemodes-

    • @isaiaherrera07
      @isaiaherrera07 4 роки тому

      @@ska3521 no lol

  • @OrangeC7
    @OrangeC7 4 роки тому +15

    13:20 "Ah yes this is a very floorish floor"

  • @linkincode
    @linkincode Рік тому +10

    Anyone else watch his videos for comfort

  • @definedivinex
    @definedivinex 6 років тому +49

    I swear if the old Technoblade is in a deep sleep cause of sleeping pills, give him more this guy is way better

  • @KirbyGamer99
    @KirbyGamer99 2 роки тому +30

    By this point, I’m pretending Technoblade’s not dead by watching videos he’s made that I forgot about to relive my sadness :(

  • @kyleb9719
    @kyleb9719 2 роки тому +18

    I swear this man put more passion and work into his vids than the average Minecraft UA-camr by far. Each cover picture for the videos are pure gold wrapped in gold. Miss you Techno.

  • @Gav1nArchive
    @Gav1nArchive 6 років тому +218

    MORE UPLOAD OMG ITS A DRRREAAAMMM HAAXXXX *More Haircuts*

    • @azetac_
      @azetac_ 4 роки тому

      This isnt dream this technoblade

    • @cherilynsarts8845
      @cherilynsarts8845 3 роки тому +1

      @@azetac_ Uhh- I think they meant that Techno uploaded a new video so it's a dream for them lol

    • @azetac_
      @azetac_ 3 роки тому

      wow I am dumb

  • @LukeIsOnTop
    @LukeIsOnTop 7 місяців тому +9

    People here after techno passing. R.I.P Technoblade he will never die in our hearts.😢❤

  • @loutercrispy
    @loutercrispy 2 роки тому +4

    4:51hearing this while he passed away is really sad

  • @grassblock7668
    @grassblock7668 3 роки тому +1

    Top 3 scariest things on Earth from less to most
    1 The Dark
    2 Serial Killers
    3 *You're bed has been destroyed by Technoblade*

  • @minetale6293
    @minetale6293 4 роки тому +9

    That laugh at the end tho 13:54

  • @tarushchaurasiya1436
    @tarushchaurasiya1436 2 роки тому +17

    May his soul RIP !! Technoblade never dies !!! (T.T)

  • @memelord6070
    @memelord6070 5 років тому +9

    Rush Mode: **exists**
    Technoblade: Stonks

  • @ynntari2775
    @ynntari2775 2 роки тому +3

    6:43 - this glitchy run in multiplayer is so annoying, glad to know it doesn't happen just to me.

  • @voiddragongaming154
    @voiddragongaming154 3 роки тому +5

    I like how techno puts some effort in some thumbnails but then has a amazing thumbnail

  • @yusef5137
    @yusef5137 4 роки тому +48

    I love how everybody is talking about a good upload schedule, but the potato war has murdered it 😂

  • @frozenblade3099
    @frozenblade3099 3 роки тому +3

    "Truly A Manley Man" 13:20

  • @kewll
    @kewll 6 років тому +4

    "Oh you think that walls gonna stop me? it stopped me"

  • @Nav2MC
    @Nav2MC 2 роки тому +3

    its really hard to accept that someone is gone with this much good of a humor

  • @ynedd
    @ynedd 5 місяців тому +1

    Techno getting 10 / 12 final kills: "Keep the change"

  • @elmothegreat9416
    @elmothegreat9416 4 роки тому +7

    12:56
    How the dinosaurs really went extinct, and their reactions (except they weren't laughing)

  • @yous5668
    @yous5668 5 років тому +3

    12:56 “if I’m going down, I’m takin you with me!”

  • @stfinney1
    @stfinney1 5 років тому +2

    8:53 *has 7 hearts left*
    "i dont have the health to do this"

  • @jbbajangamer
    @jbbajangamer 6 років тому +18

    WHAT KIND OF LEGENDARY HAIRCUT IS THIS THAT WERE GETTING DAILY UPLOADS

    • @jbbajangamer
      @jbbajangamer 6 років тому

      yeah im not gonna get any likes on this :(

    • @jbbajangamer
      @jbbajangamer 6 років тому

      ITS NOT FAIR I COMMENT EARLY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND I NEVER GET ANY LIKES

    • @jbbajangamer
      @jbbajangamer 6 років тому

      WHYYYYY UA-cam WHY YOU LET ME SINK TO THE BOTTOM OF THW COMMENTS SECTION :'(

    • @Ronitrocket
      @Ronitrocket 6 років тому

      i liek

    • @jbbajangamer
      @jbbajangamer 6 років тому

      wow thank you

  • @TacoMeow189
    @TacoMeow189 7 місяців тому +2

    Techno was indeed right, there were a hundred one of modes after this.

  • @rachelharris2999
    @rachelharris2999 2 роки тому

    The way he says HELLO so cheerfully when he’s gonna end someone’s whole career.

  • @potatoex4886
    @potatoex4886 4 роки тому +7

    Techno blade : wipes a squad wid wooden sword
    Me: can’t kill 1 player wid diamond sword

  • @rickychen4904
    @rickychen4904 4 роки тому +3

    3:17 techno eag golden apple for NO REASON WHAT SO EVER!!!!

  • @entity8353
    @entity8353 4 роки тому +23

    Hey techno I know you ain't gonna see this but your videos are helping me get through a tough time that includes late work, life problems, and a sexuality crisis
    so yeah thanks

  • @caridwenangetueur1805
    @caridwenangetueur1805 Рік тому +1

    got recommended this video today, felt a pang of sadness but still watched through to the end. Miss him everyday, but I'm grateful his content is still up to remember him by

  • @DraxFire
    @DraxFire 4 роки тому +2

    Coronavirus: Nothing can stop me..
    Minecraft milk bucket

  • @sus25
    @sus25 4 роки тому +10

    9:25 someone with dream skin... AND THIS IS 2018

  • @eeeandsomemoreE
    @eeeandsomemoreE 4 роки тому +3

    10:33 if i was one of techno's teamates i wouldve been like "its not cheating its called Technoblade"

  • @royxu8519
    @royxu8519 3 роки тому +5

    “He’s not hacking, he just has a really good gaming chair”

  • @aprilf00lz32
    @aprilf00lz32 3 роки тому

    1:00 Technoblade: Woah woah woah, why are you hitting me? Also Technoblade: Jumps in front of the red guy while he was breaking blue's defenses

  • @SonnDraco
    @SonnDraco 6 років тому +1

    Oh good, the haircut has finally depleted in power. But still that rampage was insane

  • @beanman2455
    @beanman2455 4 роки тому +4

    “Welcome to hell I mean my UA-cam channel” is when your voice dropped to your purberty voice

  • @jlk-gt6ks
    @jlk-gt6ks 2 роки тому +4

    thank you technoblade for bringing us all of your happy content thank you forever thank you

  • @johnwilliams6544
    @johnwilliams6544 5 років тому +7

    That moment when you know it's techno "it's a 3v3v1 I'ma wipe out a team since I'm bored

  • @BM-qi5ng
    @BM-qi5ng 3 роки тому

    Most teams without a bed: Let's be careful and not rush anyone.
    Techoblade with no bed: I am going to attack because I am bored

  • @Kokoinaday
    @Kokoinaday 4 роки тому +1

    12:55 I'm pretty sure u can still live there but you didn't throw your pearl because your impressed

  • @kazine493
    @kazine493 2 роки тому +3

    I'm re watching all of his videos.... love u techno

  • @lonc_
    @lonc_ 6 років тому +112

    hi techno i love you give me a hug

  • @investindoemelhorando7528
    @investindoemelhorando7528 2 роки тому +7

    Technoblade era uma lenda nesse jogo, esse jogo precisa dele precisa continuar de onde ele parou, essa pessoa tera que pegar a sua 👑 e ganha muito mais em nome do technoblade

  • @guardianofthetoasters2323
    @guardianofthetoasters2323 4 роки тому

    12:56 the mans a legend, taking down tech before passing into oblivion

  • @prawnkennedy4660
    @prawnkennedy4660 4 роки тому +1

    Technoblade: gets fireballed off
    Also Technoblade: has ender pearl in hotbar

  • @df7060
    @df7060 6 років тому +7

    When ur hair gets more longer, GET MORE HAIRCUTS!

  • @rymaster9957
    @rymaster9957 6 років тому +47

    Seriously, the posting frequency is messed up. Worse than the Hypixel anti-cheat

    • @nxctra
      @nxctra 6 років тому +7

      Rymaster99 Dude stop. posting 5 jokes doesn't make any of them funny

    • @boop6428
      @boop6428 5 років тому +1

      Hey that's was pretty funny

    • @lucasoliver3221
      @lucasoliver3221 4 роки тому

      Rymaster OMG stop pls u commented 9 billion times kid

    • @repterek
      @repterek 4 роки тому

      how many comments do you have on this video mate jeez

  • @BadBanOfficial
    @BadBanOfficial 2 роки тому +4

    Rest in peace Minecraft King ❣️

  • @superrnova1237
    @superrnova1237 3 роки тому +2

    “All part of my master plan”
    -sun zu art of war

  • @yeetman6955
    @yeetman6955 6 років тому +1

    9:00
    YOUNG MAN
    It's fun to stay at the Y M C A

  • @nadheergaming5955
    @nadheergaming5955 2 роки тому +3

    Rest in peace technoblade sir

  • @pedro-mc3yk
    @pedro-mc3yk 3 роки тому +5

    i miss you techno, hope you recover quick my friend

    • @sebe3069
      @sebe3069 2 роки тому

      He died lol

    • @sebe3069
      @sebe3069 2 роки тому

      Well not lol but he said he wants people to meme his death

    • @dakshdkdgamer6834
      @dakshdkdgamer6834 2 роки тому

      @@sebe3069 don't.

    • @sebe3069
      @sebe3069 2 роки тому

      @@dakshdkdgamer6834 well look on the bright side he dosent have canser any more

    • @dakshdkdgamer6834
      @dakshdkdgamer6834 2 роки тому

      @@sebe3069 bro...he died.

  • @15ct_
    @15ct_ 3 роки тому +7

    1:32 did he just get iron from the room?

  • @hyperkaizoku8316
    @hyperkaizoku8316 2 роки тому +2

    Rest in peace brother😭 the universe hasn't been kind on you this life but i hope you get the best of the best in heaven 😭❤

  • @lordedmundblackadder9321
    @lordedmundblackadder9321 3 роки тому +1

    blue: *abandons their base*
    techno: well i guess this is mine now

  • @clicktest1654
    @clicktest1654 6 років тому +31

    i think his hair has grown back!! he’s not uploading

  • @Jack-da-Kitsune
    @Jack-da-Kitsune 2 роки тому +4

    You will be remembered Techno rest in peace 😔🥀

  • @rushatpendse8365
    @rushatpendse8365 2 роки тому +3

    1:01 tbh if you look close enough Technoblade started hitting him first

  • @CedThev
    @CedThev 3 роки тому +2

    Watching some techno videos while he's recovering

  • @justeric5034
    @justeric5034 4 роки тому

    Me: Plays minecraft because I'm bored
    Techno: Wipes out a team because he's bored

  • @venkatsangeeth9851
    @venkatsangeeth9851 4 роки тому +4

    0:08 they are doing dreams

  • @MininumWage
    @MininumWage 2 роки тому +4

    my god... It was too soon.

  • @leaf-
    @leaf- 2 роки тому +6

    technoblade never dies ❤️

  • @oooscar_snakes9951
    @oooscar_snakes9951 2 роки тому +1

    Re-watching him after this death it so sad rest in piece king

  • @bronerdsb6968
    @bronerdsb6968 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine your entire team gets eliminated, then you watch your single living teammate win the game

  • @catnipzplayz2030
    @catnipzplayz2030 4 роки тому +12

    I actually thought he was hacking in the first few seconds of the vid when he hadn’t showed how the modes blocks work yrt

  • @karuwii
    @karuwii 4 роки тому +4

    *Techno voice turned high pitch: **13:30*

  • @jamesmanda5685
    @jamesmanda5685 2 роки тому +7

    Anyone else rewatching all his vids juss to remember the laughs and memories , and forget the pain of the loss and sorrow🥲😭😭already miss him😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @anni1124g
    @anni1124g 2 роки тому +2

    That's close baby techno never dies

  • @IzapcStormcrow
    @IzapcStormcrow 3 роки тому +1

    this might be the only technoblade vid where he uses iron golems on hypixel