i have one purpose in life and it is to capture wool
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2018
- trying to juggle consistently uploading and not failing my mid-term exams. the only problem is that i don't know how to juggle
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Technoblade: You took everything from me!
Mr. Quibbler: I don't even know who you are
You will....
Shaf
Watch my minecraft video plz
I need clout
In the end he no u’s him
2:15
"I would like to amend my previous statement. He has no eyes; he sees through echolocation. And he is also deaf."
See Technoblade IS funny xD
Deaf people can still hear
Onat Akosha The Third how
@@yizao9289 h e a r i n g a i d s
c o c h l e a r i m p l a n t s
@@diablotry5154 so, not completely deaf?
Technoblade: "Dies"
Also Technoblade: *C a l c u l a t e d*
Its all part of his master plan
But I thought techboblade never dies!
NeedlessTv Official he doesn’t, your video obviously was having some visual glitches
NeedlessTv Official he didn’t die he atretegically jumped off so he could respawn faster
MTA Denizen same
Techno’s fight or flight involves rapidly placing blocks in various unnecessary places
he is also a master of stealth and no one can see it
Classic ctw player
Its all calculated
all part of the master plan
unbealieveably enough, it actually helps idk how, but its all *calculated*
He places more wood when threatened than a fortnite player
“When threatened” makes him sound like a rare amazon river animal from a David Attenborough narration
when frightened by another animal
“This is the incredible reaction of the rare amazon river animal known as Technoblade when provoked.”
I feel like Building In Minecraft Pvp has more effect than fortnite
@@fallingskies8991 that’s oddly specific
"You know what it is, I'm not gonna explain it to you."
*proceeds to explain the game*
@@user-ee1rl3tg7w hello
@@user-ee1rl3tg7w hiya
E
Technoblade: "Chill people"
Also Technoblade: *shooting pedestrians*
"Never mind he is blind, he sees through echo location, and he is also deaf" my favorite quote from this channel so far.
Edit: rest in peace to a legend, your name will live on in our memories. It's been an honor. Thank you.
also same
Nope. The best quote is "... I was feeling really sick and really wanted to die, but now I feel better and I only want to die the average amount..." -Technoblade
@@markrennard9047 no
4 months later. Is it still your favorite?
"Yes that's the thing he said, and you're not funny. "
-qwertyuiop
“Another episode” what are these lies you are telling
@@keiththekrispykremekiller9769 no
@@keiththekrispykremekiller9769 insert the opposite of yes
@@keiththekrispykremekiller9769 negative
@18 Nicholas 李卓銘 too bad watch it
@@korveret9186 too bad I'ma make u watch it then
Texhno:Welcome to ANOTHER EPISODE of capture the wool!
Me: Where is the first episode?
@@spacenorman8624 thats not a joke tho...
SpacenormanYT r/woooshwith4os
You didn't even spell whoosh right
Jumbled MegaDerp you spelled it with 3.....
SpacenormanYT r/im14andthisiswhooosh
Dream Stans say Dream is Techno’s rival
Techno stans say Squid Kid is his rival
Legends know that his real rival is Mr.Quibbler
This is a great comment.
And not even Mr.Quibbler knows it.. probably
@@ChildWatcher so mrquibbler is not a legend
No tommyinnit easily
@@MrGhost-ft1cs idk how Tommy is his rival didn't they team for like a year + I don't think a rivalry is one sided
2:17 "he has no eyes, he sees through echolocation, and he's also deaf"
that's the best thing i've heard in so long
This is the third time seeing this quote but it’s the only actual quote.
@@teddyagain I was crying laughing after he said that
1:11
He doesn’t know yet
vodozhaba 10 whole points if he presses them first
So innocent, so young
AND DONT FORGET TO HIT THAT JOOOOOOIIINNN BUTTON
well, I don't understand and bc of some of these replies, I don't think i want to understand.
Swiss Confederation have you watched mcm?
1:10
"Theres only 12 people following me so I got this"
*Me who cant even survive in 2 people :Wha-*
Me who cant survive one because im used to using a controller on bedrock edition so my skills dont transfer over
@SfSkSaSbS3 damn time traveler exposed :/
you're already in 1.19
@@crossmycore8428 Does this mean that 1.19 is another combat update?
me who voids in 5 seconds
@@Marpace Combat snapshots 👀
Rest in peace king, may you collect more wool in heaven.
R.I.P Techno
He shall conquer the kingdom of God
If god indeed does exist, techno will conquerer reality
@@SlimCloud9 blood for the Blood Gods
even if he doesn’t collect the wool for some reason, unlike MrQuibbler, Technoblade’s name will not be forgotten
Technoblade’s name never dies
also sorry MrQuibbler, whoever you are lol
13:30 imagine people in the next dorm waking up to hear "YES! YES! ITS HAPPENIN' YEEESSSS"
ITS HAPPENIN' , weeeeeeee
Well that's this months video see you next month👋
Next year*
@@iSniper my bad typo
goodbye
ubib he is just taking a wintersleep
@@sebastiaanherle5093 lmao
3:48 "I'm just minding my own business here, could everyone just chill" *starts shooting like a maniac* XD Love you Technoblade.
i want technoblades real nemesis
people: squid kid
*_i said his real nemesis_*
people: *_mr quibler_*
No its i prefer technoblades real nemisis : squid kid
I said his real
Nemisis
Mr quibler
Perfection
evizerys a free agent shut up please
@@skoopish6144 your name is a lie
MetTy take it back
@@skoopish6144 no
little did he know his new purpose was to farm potatoes
Everyone's talking about the "he has no eyes, he sees through echolocation and he's also deaf" but nobody is talking about the auto gg mod
LOL OMG YES THE OLD MEME 😭
When Technoblade plays games like this he’s like an Asian giant hornet fighting yellowjackets, Technoblade never dies
1:40
@@roeemayer8242 calculated
In th words of technoblade *"NEEEERRRRDDDDD"*
LMAO
I’d love to see the expression on someone’s face when they see “Technoblade has picked up your orange wool”
11:01 "My name will be forgotten in history", that didnt age well but we have the power to decide if its true or not. So lets not forget this legend
What is so sad is I see so many people trying to forget him. It’s so sad but I’ll never forget him o7
He’s not dead!
I thought college would have gotten to him
Ikr
Rip
Delaney Corbin technoblade neva dies
SnakeGamer agree
A soon as one is born...
They lose their life....
BUT........
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Intellectuals: Comments kind funny stuff on Techno’s vids
Techno’s viewers: UPLOAD SCHEDULE OMGGGG
R/gatekeeping
Hey I'm pretty sure you accedently separated intellectuals from techno viewers. They are obv the same thing
@@East16 No, you're a techno viewer as shown by your grammar. I, a beautiful intellectual, would know such things.
Elythion I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or serious 🤔
@@kurikokuri That's because you're a Techno Viewer
My favorite part of this video was when Mr. Quibbler said "It's Quibblin' time" and then Quibbled all over those guys
W joke
Yes
this is the first actually original or creative thing i have seen in techno’s new comments over the past 2 weeks
@@harpsarp66 ikr
Everyone in the comments section quibbled all over themselves at the sight
11:05 no technoblade, your name won’t be forgotten to history
-Capture the Whool- *Capture time from college to play Minecraft*
how did you misspell wool
@@alexbm5128 for the memes
whool.
Touma will always be remember in the history of Capture The Wool
B-list CTW player here to say that he will always be remembered.
He who places the stairs
We are learning about him in history class right now, such a shame for all those who will never experience his presence in capture the wool
Technoblade: *minding his own business while wiping out a whole team*
this video turns 5 years old today! time goes by so fast ♡ i miss you always, techno
We also do 😢
Techno always the goat feels like yesterday this gm came out as well 🥲
Not that Im questioning your master plan on getting 10M subs but ... I dont think uploading a video once a month is the best way...
Shut up heretic
You fool. This is a calculated way to obtain subscribers. Quality over quantity.
@@lildreamer5913 well, He had Over 600k
100 subs with no videos um no..?
Down Vlasak its not a questions dummy
1:17 "what a lovely day to play some minec-"
*gets shoved off the map*
Lmao this comment is underrated, maybe edit it in other format
"My name would be forgotten in history.." If only you knew
"He sees through echolocation"
*and he's also deaf*
I only watched this video for Mr. Quibbler
There are three iconic names on the technoblade channel. Potatobowmaster, im_a_squid_kid and mrquibbler
Yup!
done341 how about technoblode?
That also XD
He changed his name.
Dude all the deaths in this video is a video glitch. You all forgot that Technoblade........... NEVER under all circumstances, dies.
What deaths? I didnt see any deaths...
@@justalurkerignoreme i think its a bug in yt
i miss him at random times, but i just know he's taking over kingdoms in the afterlife.
"my name, will be forgotten to history" NEVER KING, technoblade never dies
The only video we gonna get this month is capture the wool.........why techno
GkChamp high quality
LOL
lucky boy.
I liked it...
@@bananarama3624 this is my fourth time watching it because the commentary is amazing in this video
8:46 Can we all just appreciate that clutch play right there?
Like, WOW
i can do better
He will forever be remembered as “technoblade the great, he who captured both wool”
He referred to himself as Technoblade the Great. His real name is Alexander. He is Alexander the Great
3:47 “ im just minding my own business rn just chill.” 3 seconds later continues to shoot ever soul
This was my first ever Technoblade video. Rest In Peace king
the way he says "nGhGnHg" when hes stressed omg its so pure
I miss you today and I'll miss you for each and every day that passes by.
"Why are there so many buttons" OMG HE HAVE FUTURE SIGHT
He should have pressed them for points
bro thats like 100 points he could carry with those buttons
Rest In Peace Technoblade.
May you capture all wool in heaven.
Thank you for everything.
7:24 subtitles “nervous noise”
"Thank you UA-cam"
No
11:00 little do you know, nerd. R.I.P.
"Shoot that guy."
Three Seconds Later
"TOUMA NOOOOOO-
What time do u play?
not many people seem to be online and no one is sweating XD
3 am usually,
I apear in some of his vids while nicked, I don't make a big deal since it's happened actually over 10 times. I live in canada, in oshawa, ontario, figure out the time zones yourself.
so yeah 11 PM to 3 am
also lunchtime at other places, very casual players take breaks to play sometimes, especially in rural places from Asia. match up timezones and play at times where people would have a lot of free time. take into caution things that they could be preoccupied with, such as work and family time. once you factor those out, people have free time and may play minecraft at home, which is the best time to get on. (for india and china, which are the places I like to get on when thy are most dense, go on at 11PM-3AM on school days, so mon-fri, and you get laggy noobs.)
sorry for the paragraph on the most casual filled times on the hypixel network, but hey! we gotta try hard, right?
I was in this video, I was playing around 8:30pm PST
I was in the last 2 games with my irl friends, we were on about 10:30 MST. He actually said my friends name at 10:54 when he stole the wool capture from techno
Your name will never be forgotten, rest in piece
My dad after coming back from being gone for 17 years cause I won the lottery:
8:02
We lost a legend, but we will always remember him in our hearts. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
mr. quibbler would be sad
Technoblade: thinks he has more stuff than he does
“I have like 35 golden apples”
“Alright I have approximately 12 billion dollars”
What's the point of that Colin?
R/woosh
@@beep3038 r/ihavereddit
r/foundthemobileuser
r/itswooooshwith4os
r/Im14andthisiswoooosh
I'm sorry
@@ebgurif true dat.
@@freds2150 I know I did a bad act but man do I think they deserved it
“Uses echolocation and is also deaf”😊
this man could narrate an old dude taking a dump in a gas station somewhere in Nevada and Id watch 9 seasons of that damn
Techno after capturing all wool
*ETERNAL GLORY IS MINE*
Legend has it that Touma7 is still placing stairs to this very day.
hits different now :( I maybe should have spent time to think on have realized how fortunate we were in the past
"He sees through echolocation... And he is also deaf" is the best thing I have ever heard
R.I.P Technoblade. Fly high.
-Capture the wool- *Capture the flag*
yusei fudo you’re everywhere oml
@@Crawlster define *Everywhere*
Do you get paid or something for just commenting dumb comments
How do you get so many likes for dumb comments? Teach me
You mean capture the block.
your name will forever ring throughout history, you are more than a footnote, you are an entire universe, alex. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Who else is re-watching Techno Vids after his sad death
Rest in peace
''i didn't cry because my life ended, i smiled because it was a happy one'' (i know technoblade didn't say it but sounds like something technoblade would say)
Technoblade never dies. In a way it seems slightly immodest to continue watching his videos even tho he’s gone. But at the same time I’d like to honor his memory. So I believe I’ll continue on my path of having techno in the background. Techno took the road less taken and perhaps I’d still like to listen to his story.
Think about if techno was here. The answer would always be to keep watching and subscribing to technoblade
11:00 "My name will be forgotten to history"
"Today You name is immortal Technoblade, you never die"
2:52
FIND THE BUTTON CONFIRMED
Rip technoblade, may the legend rest in peace
“He sees through echolocation...
...and is also deaf”
He had a purpose
Rip Mr. Blood God
Next episode on capture the wool: mr.quibbler strikes back
"It’s funny. The day you lose someone isn’t the worst. At least you’ve got something to do. It’s all the days they stay dead." - The Twelfth Doctor
Pray for touma7, the legend says that if you say his name you would see him in your game placing the stairs of faith on you
After hearing todays news I’m watching all the classics cos I know that the money from the views going towards his funeral and the family
Since techno has the world record bedwars win streak he should get the world record bedwars lose streak
nah i already got it
Nah man, I too hard to defeat!
VoidArrow what are you talking about I have it
You silly noobs I am the best at losing
wdym i already have it
Technoblade never dies
RIP Champ
"he sees through echolocation.. and is also deaf" I gotta use this on my friend
"I would like to amend my previous statement, he has no eyes, he sees through echolocation. And he is also deaf." My favorite quote from this channel ever change my mind!
1:59 That's me calling the police saying that Technoblade uploaded.
Diamond Player
...before he uploaded it?
"He is blind, he sees through Eco location, he is also deaf"
- Sun tzu, art of war
Sun Tzu
“I will be safe in the safe zone”
-Technoblade, Art of PUBG
I'm just chilling in bed, watching UA-cam and... Feeling happy that Techno still plays the game. That he hadn't move to Fortnite or PUBG or something.
Rest in peace technoblade
Blood God will live on forever.......
rest in Peace 🕊️❤️
His purpose was to pay to win a hunger games so he could adopt an orphan
i miss these kind of videos from technoblade, not saying the actual content he makes is bad, in fact i like them too, but these kind of videos of just him talking while playing any hypixel game has something special that i cant describe
Touma7, thanks to technoblade and his legacy, you truly will live on. R.I.P. Alex.
Technoblade: "It is like capture the flag i am not gonna explain it to you you know what it is"
Also Technoblade: proceeds to explain what cspture the wool is
*fly high king*
1st of all OML THANK YOU FOR POSTING!!!!
2nd of all "Nevermind, he sees through echo location, and he's deaf." lmao
Yea the second one is kinda the joke soooo...
I love the *t h u n k* every time techno hits the space bar
Why is techno saying "D i e" so satisfying to me
You will forever be a god
didnt age very well. RIP