"just stand there, look approachable, until an extrovert takes pity on me and adopts me." can confirm this works litterally how i got like 99% of my friends in highschool
@@Whopparhombus im gonna end your career right now by making it 70..hhehe im evil but i will not do it if you sub to me its called"higly advanced intoreggating activity"
I love how techno is able to tell a whole story while playing skywars. Me: “oh I can do that!” (Gets into a game) “Ok so hey mich-bdjsvfhhakqggrksihqvgrkvwh aAaaand I’m dead”
I like how when you make videos talking about stuff in your life while playing a video game, you do it while you’re playing the video game instead of giving us random gameplay and just talking over it. Makes it more fun and enjoyable to listen to both you talking about stuff while listening to video game commentary.
Watching technos videos always inspires me to play skywars because “how can I lose when the players are so bad” but then I realize that I am the type of player he makes fun of.
So, we just divide the mass of the sun by the number of apples on earth plus the amount of male people who have diabetes and the amount of women who have cancer and you get 1/14th of his usually upload schedule per year, which is to say, not much. if you weren't a casual you'd understand.
Wow, youtube. The second you mention how smooth the frames are in 144hz, youtube decided I needed to owatch this in 144p. Yep, those are some smooth pixels.
"i can't give away the exact college because then i'm going to look out my dorm window one day and there is going to be an 8 year old narruto sprinting up the walls screaming subscribe to technoblade." this had me wheezing
I haven't played minecraft in so long, but I would honestly watch anything techno uploads. Fortnite, COD, Minecraft, all games I don't play, but it's for the commentary tbh.
It's just unreal to watch his videos while knowing that he is no longer with us. Ive been crying and sitting on my bed for the past 3 days thinking about it. Please don't forget this man. I want everyone who sees this comment to try to spread his legacy. Tell your friends about him and when you grow up tell your kids about him. He's done way too much for this community to be forgotten.
Normal youtubers: Playing skywars in my new computer Techno: Cyberbullying kids in my new computer The normal youtuber miniature: *The pc or a part of the gameplay* Techno´s miniature: *He saying: Suscribe to Technoblade nerds*
This is his 2nd strongest cyber bullying in 1 day, unfortunately he surpassed this on June 30th and July 1st, we all miss you and I thank you for inspiring so many including myself to create content.
Bro I've stolen this man's whole personality (I watched him too consistently too much when I was younger And now I have the personality. Soon I will Ascend to godhood.)
Techno I realised like a month ago my monitor is capped at 60 in the setting even though I thought it was 144 and I turn it up and instantly I was amazed
other youtubers: "playing skywars"
Technoblade: "cyberbullying children"
he aint wrong :/
@Trevor Stretch you have a point
so do I :D
Cyberbullying orphans*
Yeah idk what to say to past technoBLADE THE BLADE
'friendship everywhere, nothing but friendship'
*looks at description*
'will i add you as a friend? NO'
lol
bruh
saiki k tho
OOF
He really called us all commoners. Mega L
6:42
I can confirm this is how introverts “make friends”. We get adopted by extroverts that feel bad and then never leave their sides.
I mean that true lol
True
As an Extrovert I can confirm that we do adopt a lot of Introverts...
As an introvert I can confirm
facts
Decided to edit the original comment, RIP Legend
SuchSpeed lmao
SuchSpeed lmao
Lmfao
relatable
SuchSpeed lol hahahaha
“I need to increase the thinking capacity of my viewers... but on second thought, they might not watch my Minecraft videos”
This is why I’m subscribed
same
Yup
It's not even funny lol
@@pizzapanni it’s hilarious wdym
BANANA
"I'm an optimist" - Technoblade.
Didn't you say your life is fueled by spite
Optimistic spite
I mean that’s really the only correct way to live at this point 😂
"just stand there, look approachable, until an extrovert takes pity on me and adopts me."
can confirm this works
litterally how i got like 99% of my friends in highschool
@Trash
Just beat him up & gain popularity that way!
You guys got friends?
Lol I sit in a corner at school. It’s a game. How many people ask if I’m okay?
My record is 78.
But then again, I choose not to have friends.
How... how do you look approachable thO
I want more friends but like whenever someone asks me to be their friend online or in school I just say no
Why am I like this
"This video's gonna be on 60 frames anyway"
Please.
If your computer came from Mt. Olympus, mine was pulled out of the depths of Tartarus itself.
DOLBIT NORMAL'NO I just use my brothers pc when I want to play any video games because I’m too broke to buy one myself
@DOLBIT NORMAL'NO i don't have a brother
But mine was a gift iaptus(bob)
Only of Percy fans can understand hehe
69 likess
@@Whopparhombus im gonna end your career right now by making it 70..hhehe im evil
but i will not do it if you sub to me
its called"higly advanced intoreggating activity"
Techno: I want to make friends at college!
1 years later: I dropped out of college to play Minecraft lol
So true!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA NO WONDER HE IS DUMB XD
@@Somerandomguy0207 technos probably smarter than all of his fans connected lol
@@Somerandomguy0207 stfu
@@tiqa7916 OMAE WA MOU SHINDRIU
The fact that Technoblade ended up dropping out makes his "look to the left, look to the right, only one of you will survive ." Even funnier
Took it too literally man
@@daaser9560 bruh
@@daaser9560 bruh
Lmao
you all thought he was dead? ononnono this was all apart of his *master plan*
i didn't but you was right and that meme is dead now ( not funny anymore ) but still *funny*
a part*
Yes
Why u always here lol
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I love how techno is able to tell a whole story while playing skywars.
Me: “oh I can do that!” (Gets into a game)
“Ok so hey mich-bdjsvfhhakqggrksihqvgrkvwh aAaaand I’m dead”
My friend and I do that XD we get on Facetime and then play skywars and just die
@@DungBeetl06 just use discord it doesn't use 70% of all the ram you have
@@XaviarTheBoss thanks for the tip! I’ll use it in the future!
Did u try left clicking
@@Shangoo god. I AM SO DUMB WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS. /j /j /j
I like how when you make videos talking about stuff in your life while playing a video game, you do it while you’re playing the video game instead of giving us random gameplay and just talking over it. Makes it more fun and enjoyable to listen to both you talking about stuff while listening to video game commentary.
@Marauder Yeah it could be
I thought you said sky wars coins are more important than friendship
They are
They are
They are
he didnt
@@ghjklkop7868 He did
Watching technos videos always inspires me to play skywars because “how can I lose when the players are so bad” but then I realize that I am the type of player he makes fun of.
Never felt so identified
spend hours grinding it like i do. I win almost all of my games
@@Lucifenia well,not everyone is good at stuff,for example there's pro solar (you) and noob solar (me) :'l
@@-solar799- i somehow win most of my skywars games but cant speed bridge.
same lmao i wanna get good at playing games but just dont have the attention span and patience for it
"Look to your left, look to your right, only one of you will survive-" At that exact moment a statefarm commercial came on.
*like a good neighbor, state farm is there…*
tommorow:
ShotGunRaids: "cyberbullying bedwars players with my new computer"
Accurate
Shitgunaids
YES 100% accurate no doubt
@@jeretoon8350 shitgayaids*
@@JohnHolywell I could tell techno hated his guts
That "helloooo" before killing someone is so friendly yet brutal lmao
**technoblade uploads**
explain this atheists
I.A THE THOT DESTROYER uh, dude, its OBVIOUSLY the cat. You still believe Techno exists?!111!
drama llama it was all part of his master plan to take over youtube!
Techno is -god- saviour
I’m an atheist, and it’s so obvious.
GODLY HAIRCUT
So, we just divide the mass of the sun by the number of apples on earth plus the amount of male people who have diabetes and the amount of women who have cancer and you get 1/14th of his usually upload schedule per year, which is to say, not much. if you weren't a casual you'd understand.
Wow, youtube. The second you mention how smooth the frames are in 144hz, youtube decided I needed to owatch this in 144p. Yep, those are some smooth pixels.
Owatch
yltoaube
@@augi.f2446 you realize I'm leaving it as is to spite you now, right?
I love how skeppy have more subs than techno but techno seems like the more "famous"
Nice
*heh THINK AGAIN*
btw i love skeppy ngl
now a new challenger has passed technoblade: *the child*
(all jokes aside, tommyinnit famous pog! he deserves it)
that's your mom
Aged well
Me: *sees thumbnail*
Also me:
*yall remember when a nerd with hot elbows had all 6 infinity stones*
*Thanos is pig confirmed*
@@Laromlab thanosblade
6:35 I just got to college last fall, and I can confirm this is still a valid strategy
"i'm an optimist"
*and other fun jokes to tell the family*
techno set mipmap lvls to 0 so the pack textures won’t be blurry
@TimeDeo Thx I was having the same problem
TimeDeo oh ty dat actually helpd
Wow big fan
Deo for mineman alert
This is the best texture pack ever
When he said "I'm a bit tall so I had to wear sarcastic t-shirts" I felt that
Glad this is on my fyp 6 years later
Fr 🙂↕️
"i can't give away the exact college because then i'm going to look out my dorm window one day and there is going to be an 8 year old narruto sprinting up the walls screaming subscribe to technoblade."
this had me wheezing
Techno: I want friends
literally 2 years later: I don’t believe in friendship
I love how whenever he describes a certain span of time, he always says "12 years"
I like when he said Minecraft 12 years ago
Very true!
I don't even play minecraft but for some reason I still watch techno
same
It’s the commentary man
this comment proves how good of a youtuber technoblade is
one a miecrafter alwayz a minecrafter
I haven't played minecraft in so long, but I would honestly watch anything techno uploads. Fortnite, COD, Minecraft, all games I don't play, but it's for the commentary tbh.
6:07 talks about wanting to have friends
the title: cyberbullying *children*
Technoblade in 2025 anyone?
technoblade: "i'm all about that friendship"
also technoblade: "skywars coins are more important than friendship
He never said where it was on the priority list-
got this in my recommended in 2025!! technoblade never dies!!!!
Techno sounds like an intelligent human being idk why but the way he talks makes me think he is rlly smart 😂😂😂
tanvir rahman he’s a English major.
Thats one of his many tricks. He sounds intelligent so he can k**l u in skywars. Lmao
I'm always happy when a Techno episode gets recommended to me
It's just unreal to watch his videos while knowing that he is no longer with us.
Ive been crying and sitting on my bed for the past 3 days thinking about it. Please don't forget this man. I want everyone who sees this comment to try to spread his legacy. Tell your friends about him and when you grow up tell your kids about him.
He's done way too much for this community to be forgotten.
@Manion well ur just mean
Lol
Get a life 🙏🏾🙏🏾
tell ur kids is crazy
I agree
I love that im still getting recommended techno in 2025 ❤
9:15 it's foreshadowing.
blood for the blood god
5:37 my new alarm lmao
"Frendship everywhere" Technoblade, I'm afraid to say but the title says otherwise...
It feels weird that the people who were in technos college who joined the same year are *still* in college (assuming they didn't drop out)
Technoblade:”My motto is friendship.”
Me:”I thought it was killing orphans...”
OMG AN APLOAD AFTER 50 YEARS
Techno is back early from his 1,568 year break
ikr technoblade’s never aploaded before
LegendOP LOL
Ikr
He was on holidays
I subbed to technoblade for two reasons.
1: his voice
2: his voice
Techno is the perfect mix of dark humor being good at Minecraft and being entertaining af
*another episode of..*
it's nearly been a year why not say "welcome back to my youtube channel"??
Gloryness LOl yes
Lmao
Sometimes Technoblade gets recommended and you have to pay homage to the the greatest.
I am now physical unable to see the word 'nerds' and not start sobbing, Fly high. Technoblade never dies
Nerd 😭
C'mon guys, your crying over me? Nerrds
- Technoblade
@@JustLilyTbh HA he would :)
Every day, technobacon is eaten by many children around the world.
Today, techno gets revenge >:D
Technoblade's haircut made him upload
Fancy seeing you here.
And his pc
Technoblade: I'm all about friendship
Also Technoblade: Skyward coins are more valuable than friendship
When I haven't played minecraft in years but then techno comes back... *I MUST GO BACK!*
Techno the type of guy to upload everytime he needs money.
So true wtf
Ye
Techno blade: talking about friend ship
The title: CYBERBULLYING KIDS
I just love how much Technoblade just doesn’t care about anything other than cyber bullying and specs.
why did this appear on my front page in this year and time
Remember watching this when I was in middle school, now I’m almost outta high school, please don’t die on us
We’ll umm
bruh
"ten thousand years can go by and skywars is still gonna be filled to the brim with tactical geniuses" that didnt age well
1:11 "They can't see you if you don't move"
I like how he shouts out his second channel and then doesn't say the name or leave it in the description
It's 2025 and I got recommended technoblade videos again 😭
This man doesn’t realise how easy he makes any hypixel game look like
i love the algorithm
The thumbnail shows techno wielding the infinity crown with 5 infinity stones but one spot left? Once he snaps he'll have 50% more subscribers.
Hahaha Lol the imgur link for friendship in the description is honestly beautiful
Veeracornz wait what anime is that from?
Max Dwiar Saiki K.
Knawledge Inc. is that the one with the pink hair guy with psychic powers? It sounds alright.
Veeracornz liek if u cri eveitim
Max Dwiar NARUTO
After two years, *this is in my recommendations*
Same
Same
R.I.P haircut.
2:18 Sun Tzu, the art of war
you see, 20% more tears will be generated from children with the new computer.
What the heck, do you have a beard now?
Booga04 Minecraft do u stalk him? Lol
If you watched his haircut videos you'd understand this joke
NANI? HAIRCUT VIDEOS?? NANI?
what haircut videos?
legend has it that he has grown a beard as majestic as gandalf's
I love it when youtubers just randomly rant about their life when they run out of things to talk about. It's really interesting.
its been so long :(
Its technoblade
do you know what else is long?
What are you thumbnails lol
The GTE I'm dirty minded if u know what I'm talking about.
Its technoblade what do you expect
Normal youtubers:
Playing skywars in my new computer
Techno:
Cyberbullying kids in my new computer
The normal youtuber miniature:
*The pc or a part of the gameplay*
Techno´s miniature:
*He saying: Suscribe to Technoblade nerds*
Technoblade: Fiendship, non-stop friendship, firendship everywhere
Also Technoblade: Murders People
Wait.... This is the old pack !
Time deo 2k best pack everrrr
Multicort loool sap im iiFan
hey iiFan !!!
This is his 2nd strongest cyber bullying in 1 day, unfortunately he surpassed this on June 30th and July 1st, we all miss you and I thank you for inspiring so many including myself to create content.
Techno: i love friendship
Also Techno in streams: no im alergic to friendship
Fans: we love you techno
Techno: stabs them with a weapon
That's why he dont DESERVE SUBSCRIBERS
Technoblade good youtuber yearly uploads YES
This popped in my recommendations, making me shed more tears. THANK YOU UA-cam.
Technoblade: says that hes tall.
Me *takes notes*
Also me: Naruto sprints to every tall persons house in the world saying subscribe to technoblade.
2 years later this goes on my reccomended
Miss his Skywars videos a lot. You were the best, Techno! o7
0:10 he hasn't changed
I am glad this is in my racomandations :')
Lol. “My computer is just being lazy” you’re limiting your frames techno! (I KNOW THIS IS TWO YEARS AGO I JUST THOUGH IT WAS FUNNY)
*cut your hair casual*
Pig man gets gud pc to bully babies
yee
Bro I've stolen this man's whole personality (I watched him too consistently too much when I was younger And now I have the personality. Soon I will Ascend to godhood.)
Techno plays tf2 :O
Instantly my favourite youtuber
ItsYaBoySebas samee
Techno turn off VSYNC in your settings to see how high your frames will really go, VSYNC limits your frames to the graphics card frames
Monitor frames*
And your port
5:30 little kid finds out where techno lives
Techno I realised like a month ago my monitor is capped at 60 in the setting even though I thought it was 144 and I turn it up and instantly I was amazed
I'd rather be cyberbullied by a pig than hunt down a masked man in a green morph suit
Technoblade: talks about friendship
Fans: can you friend me yet?
watching this makes me wanna tear up knowing he won't upload anymore..
Nothing like the comforting voice of a fallen legend to clam my nerves.
THESE are the sins I died for