Orange juice has reached a higher plane of existence by putting “*” around “Technoblade” But I know instead of “()” around “Singlehandly wipes 5 teams”, I put a “ *” tho
Everyone else's insults: Idiot. Technos insults; Okay cyan team looks sentient... (inadvertently calling all the other teams so dumb they aren't even sentient)
Technoblade: wool doesn’t do a whole lot of damage” Also Technoblade: Proceeds to use fists 30 seconds later. Makes entire video of him using his fists to kill everyone in bed wars.
I don't even play Minecraft anymore but i still love his videos. It's a strange feeling knowing that we will never get any new Technoblade content. I'm just happy that we have all the content he made over the years. Rest in peace.
@@RicardoCastillo-jd20w since always well only in nethergames and hyperlands because they are the only servers with java hypixel bedwars and they have fireballs
That is because of Fortnite, Skyblock and Badlion. Fortnite drained a big part if the playerbase, Skyblock drained even more of the playerbase, and Badlion closed, many of the sweaty Pot PVPers came to Hypixel.
Bruh During the bedwars win streak many hackers actually targetted him Fly hackers and kill aura guys But even they stood no chance lol Even against the no weapons challenge
God, I don't know what it is man. I didn't even need to be asked but I just hit the bell because I Genuinely want to be more aware about when you post content. Amazing work, the commentary and the interesting strategies make me almost feel like I'm learning from a training video with your deep monotone professor voice. Love it!
Being that serious won't get you anywhere. This is a person, playing bedwars and calling everyone a nerd. (I agree tbh, but the comment section is harsh sometimes :P)
I did t scream it I basically though in my head: “Umm what the heck? Is t that his base” Then when he places the obsidian I think: “Oh. Must be a new strategy.”
Technos mentality of sarcasm will never change, as he said "I don't think I have the endurance" and then proceeds to farm potatoes, with no breaks, for almost 8 months straight.
At 1:50 when Techno is placing blocks it's exactly to the rhythm of the first half of that one knocking beat (knock knock knock-knock-knock), when (knock knock) didn't immediately play afterwards I was very confused
This man has reached a level of UA-camr where literally just uploading a video is enough clickbait for like a gazillion people to go "oh hell yeah technoblade"
*Technoblade:* (Singlehandedly wipes 5 teams) mmhm.
*Also Technoblade:* (One guy goes for Techno’s bed) Y’all have 0 chill.
Me: Balanced, as all things should be.
Orange juice has reached a higher plane of existence by putting “*” around “Technoblade”
But I know instead of “()” around “Singlehandly wipes 5 teams”, I put a “ *” tho
@@robertsandlin366 now he changed it so you look like an idiot niw. Yeet
TwT
he never said he wasn't a hypocrite. just said that guy had no chill
"I dunno if can play THAT much videogames"
Little did he know what the potato war would do to him
Grundall i just read that while hearing it
the potato war was life changing
The potato war was just a video game, it was a battle for honor.
legendary
He was forced
Technoblade then: “I don’t think I have the endurance...”
Technoblade now: *farms potatoes nonstop for 2 weeks 12 hours a day*
I was looking for this comment
bruh.more like 6months
Sarwat Arannya more like an entire year
It was basically the entire summer
14 hours
1:25 “I dunno if I have the endurance”
I wonder how much that mentality has changed since the potato war
Now he knows he has it, i dont blane him for not wanting to use it.
well being that his income from making the Potato war was like $1000/hr, i think it was relatively easy..
Everyone else’s insults: You suck
Technos insults; i’m on a higher plane of existence than you
That's not an insult my guy
It's just facts
@@MarkB.. trueeeeeee
Everyone else's insults: Idiot.
Technos insults; Okay cyan team looks sentient...
(inadvertently calling all the other teams so dumb they aren't even sentient)
699th like
He indeed is now. Now this joke is even more true 🥲
Technoblade: "I don't have that much endurance"
Also Technoblade in the potato war:
..
making $1000/hr is a large incentive to have endurance... back then he wasnt making crap on YT playing Bedwars.
@@JonHop1???1000$ an hour???
@acidbyt9656 it was actually far more when he streamed. Lol.. dude was making bank.
Have nothing smart to say, so stay hydrated i guess
very nice
Hydrate or die-drate
thats smart
Its modest pelican in disguise
@@robbiebell4641 my thoughts exactly
Technoblade: wool doesn’t do a whole lot of damage”
Also Technoblade: Proceeds to use fists 30 seconds later. Makes entire video of him using his fists to kill everyone in bed wars.
I think fists deal more damage than a block of softness
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT XD
BenCat07 No they don’t
@@zitronenwasser fair
He’s truly reached a higher plane of existence, Rest In Peace.
:-(
hmmmmmm
An future
Ikr
if we thought we feared him before... now our fear shall know no limits
I don't even play Minecraft anymore but i still love his videos. It's a strange feeling knowing that we will never get any new Technoblade content. I'm just happy that we have all the content he made over the years. Rest in peace.
The Gold Prestige combined with the haircut has given Technoblade powers beyond our mortal minds can fathom
Aymanac 7 nice
Aymanac 7 and daily uploads
Powers that we cannot yet understand
powers only accessable to those who can percieve beyond three dimensions.
Aymanac 7 yee d's s
0/10 not enough red arrows they need to cover up the entire thumbnail and obscuring the actual thing
Hey why don't you actually do this as a joke?
wheres the #1 Victory Royale? no one is gonna click on the video
I think he’s starting to become theoriginalace
he also forgot laughing emojis
you're totally right much agree
After watching you for almost a year, I'm starting to call everyone I see in Minecraft a nerd.
SAME
Sameeeeee
Booga04 Minecraft I did that after watching him for a day xD
Booga04 Minecraft same
Booga04 Minecraft SAME, EVEN IN MY VIDEOS SOMETIMES lol
I like how he calls players who have a shred of understanding of what they are doing "sentient"
“You don’t have to break the clay yourself, with your bare hands.”
-Technoblade 2018
using fireball to hit enemy off a bridge: smol brain
using fireball to boost self to enemy’s bed: the next evolution
Yea
TF2 Soldier players: I'm 4 paralel universes ahed of you
Actually it's called fireball jumping and it's pretty common now a days in pe and java
@@GENISISBLADE Wtf since when was that a thing in PE
@@RicardoCastillo-jd20w since always well only in nethergames and hyperlands because they are the only servers with java hypixel bedwars and they have fireballs
When I rush: Full team with 69 fireballs ready to end my life
When techno rushes 1 innocent minecraft player that can click 4 cps
That is because of Fortnite, Skyblock and Badlion. Fortnite drained a big part if the playerbase, Skyblock drained even more of the playerbase, and Badlion closed, many of the sweaty Pot PVPers came to Hypixel.
When I rush: someone just flat out bhopping with an 8 block reach
Its prolly cause techno knows when the noobs are gonna be playing the most
@@topmalk no its cuz the bad players left bw
@@poggersman1484 the bad players became gods
technoblade's haircut is the vape v4 client
Heyitzsuperjay you realize there's vape v2 v3 and vape lite already?
Kryziven woops, i forgot, not really much of the type to use clients
Heyitzsuperjay yep.
Anyone really wants cheatbreaker?
MLGASFUDGE _ it will release on 2030 so nahh
i still enjoy his content, his jokes and his gameplay. RIP legend
We all salute him
Technoblade: "I don't know if I have the endurance."
Technoblade, a year or so later: (Proceeds to become the #1 potato farmer in Hypixel) "Meh."
LOL YOU ACTUALLY USED THE THUMBNAIL I MADE YOU
Noice
Oh wow
OH HI MARK
Kinda mean😐
Dogus Mayo wtffff how is that mean
3:07 WHY IS YOUR BRAIN SO LARGE
Because potatoes
@@Commielover69 agree
It's a normal play nowadays, but when this video was made, yes, it was ingenious
@@nikita5917 ingenius*
Yes meh words is hard
Rewatch
Slow motion and slow talk “I don’t have the endurance” says the one who played Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel for 48 hours lmao
To anyone else rewatching his content, hope you are managing in this hard time, We all love and miss you techno
Now he reached a higher plane in real life. He's too op. Rest in peace, King.
Idrk if I'd consider 6ft under the dirt in a giant wooden box a "higher plane", but yk.
@@soupymilk1631Well... ∞ km above was
@@CreeperSilau what?
@@soupymilk1631 Heaven.
dude if we scalp technoblade we can get uploads basically every minute
flaminG But at what point have we gone too far?
Flam Bango never
Flam Bango we’ll even cut off the skin on the top of his head.
Look at the top of his head
Sowrish Aryan he won’t have a head when we’re done with him.
5:17 He couldn't have saved him, he went here only because he saw "Technoblade" on the head of the guy killing them
He needs more hackers in his lobby’s so it can actually be even
Bruh
During the bedwars win streak many hackers actually targetted him
Fly hackers and kill aura guys
But even they stood no chance lol
Even against the no weapons challenge
If you ever feel useless, think about this tnt
7:30
Techno will continue operating on a higher level of existence. What a great guy
So true man..
He reached gold prestige in real life
Thank you for making me laugh over the years. Rest easy big man.
now he's reached a higher plane of existence in life.
God, I don't know what it is man. I didn't even need to be asked but I just hit the bell because I Genuinely want to be more aware about when you post content. Amazing work, the commentary and the interesting strategies make me almost feel like I'm learning from a training video with your deep monotone professor voice. Love it!
Being that serious won't get you anywhere. This is a person, playing bedwars and calling everyone a nerd. (I agree tbh, but the comment section is harsh sometimes :P)
I love that people are still watching these. The rewatch value- the viewer retention. If he doesn’t post we’ll just swarm the old ones until he does
what do you mean "*If* he doesn't post"
Well then….. do i have some news for you guys…
Fly high king.
that aged like old milk
Indeed.. he would be laughing though. Find it the funniest joke on earth. Fly high king
@@dragonsaway9710 christ what timing
You know you're smart when Techno compliments you in Bedwars
9:09
I can take that out of context for you sir
I love how his """""clickbait'''"' video has less than a million views, while his non-clickbait videos casually get over 1 million views.
i mean this video is 2 years ago
It's "(NOT CLICKBAIT)"
*Laughs in 2020*
@@matthewgiang8400 *[REDACTED] info*
Cuz content starved new players, binge old videos. The rewatch value is just that high
I love how techno TNTs his own bed twice. That’s badass
now he can release the sequel "reaching a higher plane of existence in life"
9:59
I love this.
This I love.
This love I?
...
Idk lmao
Is red garlic even a thing on this planet
Imagine imagining a person imagine imagining a person imagining technoblade losing
I know that this comment is 10 months old, but w h a t
Now it's 15 or so but w h a t
Matching profile pics
“I don’t know if I have the endurance” 2 years later: Farms potatoes for multiple days straight
Months*
A whole damn year*
I love when techno says that hes SENTIENT
Love you techno. Thanks for being yourself throughout all your videos.
“Doesn’t have the endurance” Also techno, plays days on end during the potato wars
8:33 rare moment of Technoblades death
hi
well this aged terribly...
6:17
No one:
Technoblade: *casually blows up his own defenses*
to put his obsidian.. (I feel like imma get r/ woooosh)
@@oikawaponyo6591 r/WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOsH1!1!!1!!one
?
“I don’t have the endurance to do this”
Little did Techno know he would spend a year farming potatoes in skyblock
This title man. Rip, you really did techno. You really did. Rest easy man.
2:39 “ Techno grabs emerald and Buys Diamond Armor “
ME: “ WT- ( he talks about 2vbedwars is ok) he just read my mind Lol
We will continue watching your videos man, because TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES, even after two years without you
Rest in peace!
Who else screamed "THATS YOUR BED IDIOT" when he blew it up to place obsidian?
I screamed "WTF ARE YOU DOING!? THIS
IS YOUR BED!!!!!"
Volticity MC its easier to get the other def out of the way
i was like "wat"
Zinnion Phillip he was replacing because he didn’t have enough obsidian to go over
I did t scream it I basically though in my head:
“Umm what the heck? Is t that his base”
Then when he places the obsidian I think:
“Oh. Must be a new strategy.”
Technos mentality of sarcasm will never change, as he said "I don't think I have the endurance" and then proceeds to farm potatoes, with no breaks, for almost 8 months straight.
Happy to hear him. But not that happy Rest in Paradise Techno m8
“Stop yellin at mee” me whenever I talk to my friends
I just love those phrases, "beat em up", "why are they beating me up"
A higher plane of existance for sure my king. Have fun fighting god up there!
Rest in peace Technoblade you never died on us but 10 years as far as I can remember miss you Techno RIP
At 1:50 when Techno is placing blocks it's exactly to the rhythm of the first half of that one knocking beat (knock knock knock-knock-knock), when (knock knock) didn't immediately play afterwards I was very confused
I think it's called "Shave And A Haircut". The response is "Two Bits" 🤷🏼♀️ No idea where it's from.
1:44 you could hear genuine shock
You could give everyone a 30 minute head start and Techno would still wreck em all
1:16 little did he know he would soon start a tear long potato war.
noow he is truly in a higher plane of existence.
He’s outdone himself this time, reached a higher plane of existence yet another time
10:38 here some supply packages 😂😂
Its fun to see how techno knows hes really good and and isnt humble about it most times
You truly have, technoblade
technoblade: i dont think I have the endurance to get another 100 levels
random drop out: has 1900+ stars
3:15 guy in blue armour dies inside [colorized]
Rest in peace king🤍bedwars hasn’t seen a better player since you
I'm waiting for a video that starts,
"Welcome guys! As you guys know, I recently killed God and took his place."
Gonna miss this type of content 😭
He truly is in a higher plane in existence now
Can't believe we've passed the first Christmas without him, rest in peace king
This man has reached a level of UA-camr where literally just uploading a video is enough clickbait for like a gazillion people to go "oh hell yeah technoblade"
Start of game:
Someone: “English”
Technoblade: “Yes”
favorite quote ever 9:53
Thank you for using the thumbnail I made you, Technoblade. So long, friend. ❤️❤️
Huh, wasn't expecting to catch you here. Hope life's been treating you well, especially if Techno's someone you knew personally.
I just saw your comment about the thumbnail originally…
My condolences, man.
0:57 bro, imagine asking technoblade to defend the bed lol
when a youtube video is made 2 years and something months with 2 days before your birthday and you *never knew*
“I don’t have the endurance”
The potato wars and bed wars win streak: ‘,:|
Alright, I'm stealing that Emoticon-
You're welcome
I use ',:| too
',:)
that title hitting different rn
"no, don't camp the end of it, that's not something the popular kids do."
Normal Techno: I feel like cyber bullying this guy.
rest in peace fallen soilder
He really has reached it now
4:12 thats subway bridge right there
Gonna miss you bro!!! 😢 you always made me smile even when I had those bad days . RIP Techno …..♥️
RIP
7:31
“So I’m gonna break this… and then immediately TNT myself off the map! :D”
Classic commentary 😂🫡
This is the first Technoblade video I've seen. rest in peace
Kind of poetic in a way I guess, at least when you think about the thumbnail.
@@ethanotoroculus1060 absolutely.
For both of those aqua kills at 4:05 I just imagined goofy's AHHOHOWHUE
Techno: i not a no life
Also techo: spends whole year bullying a kid by farming potatoes all day
"kid"
@@Puffman728 im_a_squid_”kid”
@@wowduckfromducksong3429 Yeah thats just the name
You say this to a person in rl I wonder what would they think 😂
I can’t stop rewatching, I miss you so much king.
He's truly wonderful for entertaining people Rest and peace my king.
This hits different now.
Techno’s fav words: scammed, cyberbullied, sentient
bedwars, 0 chill
Casuals
"I can dream"
1:32
2 years later: farms potatoes for 11 hours a day
5:00 How dare you take my diamonds.
Favorite line
"I can only play so much bedwars" Hit me like a brick. He never knew what that truly means now.
6:35 depends on how many layers they have...