I think you should make Ace Attorney: The sitcom. Where everyone there works on minor cases with hilarious antics in the meantime between major cases. Like the office.
I made an AU about that except instead, they just debate really dumb topics every other Sunday if there's nothing else scheduled and get unnecessarily mad at each other
4:32 Wright: Rethinking his career choices Godot: Getting his brain cells fried (literally) Edgeworth:*Pulls a Nileseyy Niles* Mia: Considering slapping the Judge Pearl: Sad because she's getting ignored Maya: Can we leave now?
As ridiculous as Ace Attorney is, this would be declared a mistrial. Judges and Prosecutors get away with things they shouldn’t be but a Judge drinking on the job is pushing it.
Lemme see... Pearl is accused of commiting murder, Mia and Godot have been brought back somehow, a parrot swears, and the Judge is insane. Sounds like a normal AA case to me!
I think part of the genius of this video is the beginning goes on long enough that you forget about the judge's existence, and then when he comes up you remember the title again and get to witness the hilarity ensue.
4:32 to 4:37 that has to be the most chaotic thing 5 seconds could offer, phoenix questioning his life choices, godot's braincells melting, edgeworth dissapearing from reality, mia wanting to slap the living shit out of the judge, pearl wondering what the hell's happening and maya being the sanest one in the courtroom
Godot just throwing his coffee cup across the courtroom is like saying to the Judge: "Hey! Wake up, we're in the middle of a court case here" For fuck's sake, Phoenix saying "A HOT MILF" just to get the Judge's attention made me die laughing
Meanwhile, Dahlia's just watching in the audience as Pearl, Maya, a recently-resurrected Mia, Godot, Phoenix, and Miles are sentenced to death by a drunk Judge like: Life _sure_ is _wonderful,_ isn't it?"
I like to think if there would ever be a next video about this, it would be a short of the Judge visiting the prison after waking up confused from what happened. And he sees that everyone from the courthouse is there and Phoenix and Edgeworth explains what happened, causing him to feel very embarrassed about the fact he was actually very drunk that day and would hopefully get everyone out of there.
I just imagine someone, perhaps a low criminal like the culprit of a first case be like "Hey, can we change judge? This one ain't fresh!" and then everyone agree since a judge isn't really good for judging when drunk.
How the hell they weren't noticing the fact, that the Judge is drunk? Well, I have 2 theories: 1) He somehow managed to succesfully get to the part, where he asked Edgeworth to call in the witness and then fell asleep. 2) He was drinking during Gumshoe's testimony
"So there's NO WAY she could have committed the crime!" "Phoenix Wright Ace Attourney is a game where [blah blah blah] and you not only have to prove your client innocent but also prove who the killer is, who is probably just someone standing 15 feet away eating popcorn or something" Judge could certainly, in an actual scenario, say no to this due to programming
Does this take place before mia fey died? Otherwise either the judge is hallucinating from all the marijuana pumping through his blood cells or maya fey is doing a lil bit of trolling with her abilities
Judge: *Sentences an innocent 8-year old girl who legally is not old enough to be prosecuted as either a minor or an adult to death* Some heads are going to roll for this.
I love how Godot teleported into existence just to throw that mug and then he vanished.
Don't forget that he also spit the coffee
*Windows vista startup sound*
Then later his visor burns up from the gavel slams
And to say gnome
I think he’s just chilling there just because tbh
Bro didn't watch the video ☠☠
I think you should make Ace Attorney: The sitcom. Where everyone there works on minor cases with hilarious antics in the meantime between major cases. Like the office.
Thats litterally the whole series
@Mr Sandiep huh
@Mr Sandiep what series? I was joking
@Mr Sandiep it's called gyakuten saiban
I made an AU about that except instead, they just debate really dumb topics every other Sunday if there's nothing else scheduled and get unnecessarily mad at each other
I think I'd start drinking during trial too if I had to deal with the antics that seem to go on every other week in this circus of a courthouse! 😭
💀true
Don't call it a circus, Geiru didn't show up at all.
Just during trial?
@@joannamysluk8623 geiru isn't even a clown, she's a balloon artist
they literally turned it into a circus in the anime
that's the fucking club penguin security camera isn't it
Hahaha right, Pearls was actually standing trial for a murder case in club penguin
@@tarz1109 nice
Sadly, i was in that courtroom, actually, i was partnering godot becouse why not
@@jovankabroz6858True can confirm
-Godot
How does one commit murder in club penguin? 🤔
Edgy: One handed slam
Judge: still fast asleep
Trite: Two handed slam
Judge: still nothing
Godot: YEET
Judge: wha?
@@orangelake2268 GUILTY! DEATH!
Man just threw the cup mach 8
Judge: *G U I L T Y*
Godot: _spits coffee_
“This is our finest Milf in the courthouse.”
-Miles Edgeworth
She is tho.
Well, was.
He said it. Not me
@@longfineel2630 oh damn 😔
@@longfineel2630 ask Mia to summon her
Let's be honest, the judge is always on something given how unrealistically guillable he is-
I agree
Which is why he’s 5x more drunk in this video
That’s why he’s 500% drunk. Normally, he’d merely be 100% drunk.
It isn't his fault that he is literally 3 years old.
probably unrelated, but I just found out judge's are just lawyers, so this guy actually used to be a lawyer in the past to become a judge 💀
4:32
Wright: Rethinking his career choices
Godot: Getting his brain cells fried (literally)
Edgeworth:*Pulls a Nileseyy Niles*
Mia: Considering slapping the Judge
Pearl: Sad because she's getting ignored
Maya: Can we leave now?
Mia is still shocked the fact that she was being called ugly by the judge
Bro I would not put it past the Judge being intoxicated during court
also, poor Mia! xD
What? You heard the judge, it’s her fault for being ugly.
@@midnalazuli793 lol
She's probably going to slap Phoenix silly after this
@@M4A1BestGirl No that would still be Pearl’s job there. If not Maya’s this time.
@@M4A1BestGirl Will Smith? Nah, Mia Smith
Can't believe Pearl got the death sentence
As ridiculous as Ace Attorney is, this would be declared a mistrial. Judges and Prosecutors get away with things they shouldn’t be but a Judge drinking on the job is pushing it.
Yeha a 9 yera old big brain girl now has to live at the prison by a drunken judge
I guess it's karma for breaking the urn 😔
She's a minor so technically there would be an inquiry, and probably a new judge who's either better or worse than this one
@@Terrinist Technically you can't legally prosecute a minor, so...
She would probably just end up in protective custody.
Funniest thing here is that this could actually happen in Ace Attorney.
yes
No cause Mia died before Pearl appeared bruh
This could possibly happen, but it wouldn’t be the judge. It would be von Karma since he is control of the court or smth i forgot lol.
@faqqот_hater i like your pfp 👍🏻
Guilty
Saying that this judge was 500% drunk implies that he's somewhat drunk regularly.
have you ever played an ace attorney game
… sir
I think you just described
The entire ace attorney franchise
I'd say he's like 420% drunk all the time
@@sleeparalysisdemon1164Or 69% when he needs to get serious
He's definitely drunk off his ass all the time. That would explain a lot, actually
Lemme see...
Pearl is accused of commiting murder, Mia and Godot have been brought back somehow, a parrot swears, and the Judge is insane.
Sounds like a normal AA case to me!
The world didn't have much judges, so he's the only judge they could find available
They have a second one tho
His brother
*I find it funny that in the beginning, the jury was there but towards the end everyone has left.*
They didn’t want to get the guilty verdict from him. So they left while they could
In reality they could make this a more difficult mode for the game where you are trying to convince the judge that the entire courtroom is not guilty
I think part of the genius of this video is the beginning goes on long enough that you forget about the judge's existence, and then when he comes up you remember the title again and get to witness the hilarity ensue.
This is as opposed to normal gameplay where the judge is only 400% drunk
Probably one of the best parts of Ace Attorney
Edgeworth:im leaving
Also edgeworth:adios
ciao 😋
sayonara
Görüşürüz
Aloha
Au revoir
5 times over being legally drunk? Get help judge, your alcohol to blood ratio is to say… get a new liver
His alcohol to blood ratio is 1:0
@@d.l.8394 Damn alcohol definitely had home advantage
cyka blyat western spy, dis is not enough vodka for a true comrad
Demoman type shit fr
he's got a bit of blood in his alcohol stream
Nobody talked about why edgeworth is prosecuting an 8 year old lol
He's a state prosecutor. The government picks who he goes after.
this is ace attorney kiddo
@@autinjones7194 apologies!! everything i say is completely lighthearted :)
@@autinjones7194 mf replied "ok then?" To an apology he warranted.
@@autinjones7194 objection ratio
4:32 to 4:37 that has to be the most chaotic thing 5 seconds could offer, phoenix questioning his life choices, godot's braincells melting, edgeworth dissapearing from reality, mia wanting to slap the living shit out of the judge, pearl wondering what the hell's happening and maya being the sanest one in the courtroom
Godot just throwing his coffee cup across the courtroom is like saying to the Judge: "Hey! Wake up, we're in the middle of a court case here"
For fuck's sake, Phoenix saying "A HOT MILF" just to get the Judge's attention made me die laughing
I like to think he actually hit the judge square in the face
Said "hot milf" just so happened to be his boss, so I'm pretty sure she would have him punished for saying that.
Poor Mia.... Well Phoenix at least respect Maya enough to know that in this game she is 17 yo and didn't try to put the attention on her
2:17
"Bastard gnome"
Meanwhile, Dahlia's just watching in the audience as Pearl, Maya, a recently-resurrected Mia, Godot, Phoenix, and Miles are sentenced to death by a drunk Judge like: Life _sure_ is _wonderful,_ isn't it?"
4:32-4:37
never in my life just five seconds could get me rolling on the fucking floor
the slight increase in speed and pitch lmaoo
"Make it shpeak"
I'm fucking crying lmao
I guess getting accused of murder runs in the Fey family
Yep. And it also runs in the Wright family
“BASTARD GNOME, SQUAWK BASTARD GNOME”
this video is one of the best ace attorney videos I’ve ever seen it fucking killed me lmao
Da judge was trippin off the henny.
0:11
THAT’S THE CLUB PENGUIN SECURITY CAMERA DECORATION
Got that brings back memories
Even Mia was revived because of how drunk Judge was
Plot twist: she was actually Oldbag, but the judge was too drunk to realize
Ngl I think the thing that tripped me up the most was “Your Honour”. Not used to seeing honor spelled like that, but it does look fancier than honor
"Honour" is the way this word is spelled in the language of the Bo'oh o' Wo'oh tribe.
"I'm leaving."
_[Becomes thin air.]_
You're guilty too, 10 years clean toilets and...
i like him judge says Edgeworth to "Edgeworm" 🤣
Also he called him cunt of court
And "Edgegnome"
"Don’t worry Pearl, you are in good hands"
She will remember that.
I like the idea that the judge’s verdict appears over him and not just as a game thing. That’s my new headcanon.
I like to think if there would ever be a next video about this, it would be a short of the Judge visiting the prison after waking up confused from what happened.
And he sees that everyone from the courthouse is there and Phoenix and Edgeworth explains what happened, causing him to feel very embarrassed about the fact he was actually very drunk that day and would hopefully get everyone out of there.
Fykgungf
Dude, you slayed me with this, nice work!
I just imagine someone, perhaps a low criminal like the culprit of a first case be like "Hey, can we change judge? This one ain't fresh!" and then everyone agree since a judge isn't really good for judging when drunk.
If actual courtroom dramas are like this, I'd totally watch them lol
4:27 I love the aggressive hammer smashing
2:53 has to be my fave part how judge calls mia ugly and thinks he looks like a gay and then mias silent rage
I love how Edgeworth was like “who cares that the judge agrees with me, let’s side with Wright”
maya is just fed up
The animation of him waking up is just perfect
This is where you call a mistrial.
You know , for a drunk person he can hit with that hammer so precisely and is quite amazing when he does it so many times at that speed
0:50
The lawyers : (slams the tables)
The judge : I sleep
Godot : (throws a coffee cup)
The judge : real sh!t
How the hell they weren't noticing the fact, that the Judge is drunk? Well, I have 2 theories:
1) He somehow managed to succesfully get to the part, where he asked Edgeworth to call in the witness and then fell asleep.
2) He was drinking during Gumshoe's testimony
Actually, I think you should keep doing this. You have an awesome sense of comedy
They woke him up by throwing a Mug
i love how the defense is prosecuting
"So there's NO WAY she could have committed the crime!"
"Phoenix Wright Ace Attourney is a game where [blah blah blah] and you not only have to prove your client innocent but also prove who the killer is, who is probably just someone standing 15 feet away eating popcorn or something"
Judge could certainly, in an actual scenario, say no to this due to programming
i loved it when the parrot said "bastard gnome" to the judge
"What the-?"
-Edgegnome
Isn't he just always drunk?
Dahlia Hawthorne has spiked the Judge's drinks again with her finest cocaine!
I’d say he only gets drunk after the first game.
@@whatshappeninganymore2473 no, he's drunk in the first game too
yeah, that's why its says 500%, because it's 5x the amount he usually is
but normally he's only 100% drunk
This video: *BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME 100% IS THE LIMIT*
i wanted so bad for wright to go (after mia is called ugly) LOOK OVER THERE... ANOTHER MILF? and it just cuts to Oldbag
and the judge gose YESSSSSSS
I literally can't stop laughing in this part: 4:30
the hammer smashing lmfao
@@marcostorres5373 hahaha
ORAORAORAORAOROAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAAAAAA
*Miles Edgeworth hate Birds*
NOT EVEN A MINUTE IN AND GODOT THROWING HIS COFFEE AT THE WALL TO WAKE UP THE JUDGE I'M DYING OVER HERE
Upon later review of the footage, as well as the court records, everyone's sentences were revoked, and Pearl was declared innocent.
Happy ending🎉🥳😍🤩
Edgeworth : I'm leaving
Edgeworth : *ceases to exist*
Arguably the most helpful this judge has ever been.
BRO JUST SAID
"My final words are i hate the bird, bye." *disappears fucking 2 seconds*
When Maya is the only normal one in the court room.
Wrong, gumshoe is normal too because hes not dealing with the high-on-marijuana judge
Pearl too
I like how after the judge calls mia ugly she just kept death staring the judge until the very end of the trial
One of my first introductions to the fandom after being hyperfocused as hell on this series.
Ace Attorney is ridiculously great
It's hard to believe the series was created in 2001
This game is atemporal
The end:
Judge: *_You should be gulty, N O W!_*
I'd die laughing if I were in this courtroom. I already died laughing the 3 or 4 times I watched this video XD
THIS IS A WORK OF ART
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life
3:11
Polly : GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING!!
Mia just got resurrected, damn
I just hope Pearl is ok, she's innocent😭😭
4:32 your not allowed to bang the gavel that much
damn the judge is more drunk than demoman.
The last 30 seconds got me laughing.
I love how the intire thing is bribery but no one’s stoping it because she’s not guilty anyway
*If i wasn't a good judge,i wouldn't be sitting here,discussing it with ya, would aye?!*
The judge pounded the gavel 45 times in the video
Does this take place before mia fey died? Otherwise either the judge is hallucinating from all the marijuana pumping through his blood cells or maya fey is doing a lil bit of trolling with her abilities
The judge is always drunk
There is a animation of got dot thrown the hot chocolate mug or coffe i dont know what inside got dot mug i just know that liquid is gray
i read the title as "ace attorney but the court is 500% drunk" i was so confused when they all acted sane until i saw the title again
3:02 Mia almost turning into a Super Saiyan.
4:31 I laughed WAY too much here
I love how after the Judge called Mia ugly that she was in shock for the rest of the video
Judge: *Sentences an innocent 8-year old girl who legally is not old enough to be prosecuted as either a minor or an adult to death*
Some heads are going to roll for this.
He's drunk what do you expect?
So
*Ace attorney but it’s JUST like Ace attorney*
Lmao I haven’t seen something from u in ages
It has been quite some time indeed
I mean tbh Mia is pretty damn hot in the religious robes while Maya is channeling her in the game.
So this is the high court ive heard about
0:14 I like how the subtitles say "objections"
I laughed so hard I died when everyone was called guilty.. 🤣🤣
If TF2 demoman was a judge:
“I’m leaving….”
*disappears into thin air*
Damn so chaotic... I fucking love it.Lmao
I don't think I've laughed harder at a man throwing a cup at mach 8