Dumb Lawyer Quotes IRL but in Ace Attorney 6

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  • @Chessete
    @Chessete  3 роки тому +278

    Join the discord! I promise its very very cool :3
    discord.gg/mPYz7JSkqZ

  • @aethix1986
    @aethix1986 3 роки тому +2190

    We laugh at the macaroni bit, but we AA players basically do the same thing by Pressing literally every statement every witness makes in every game.

    • @angelsartandgaming
      @angelsartandgaming 3 роки тому +55

      You're not wrong!!

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 роки тому +309

      "So I was-"
      *HOLD IT!*
      "Are you sure that you are yourself?"

    • @nibs7252
      @nibs7252 3 роки тому +108

      @@royalblanket You're not you when you are hungry, and all that

    • @Ditidos
      @Ditidos 3 роки тому +81

      To be fair, a lot of time more interesting questions could be asked instead of the things Phoenix ask.

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 3 роки тому +28

      And the witnesses burn through 3 different testimonies

  • @Cats4life777
    @Cats4life777 3 роки тому +2240

    "When you ate dinner, did you eat it on a plate?
    "A-as opposed to the *floor?*"
    That had me in tears. It sounds like a genuine Ace Attorney joke rebuttal LMFAO.

    • @poecollector64
      @poecollector64 Рік тому +46

      The entire macaroni thing felt very Ace Attorney lol, just like Phoenix to start fixating on something weird for the sake of a very specific discrepancy and the prosecution to be like "bro this is fucking stupid"

    • @Mike-77-YT
      @Mike-77-YT Рік тому +10

      ​@@poecollector64 probably the same with Larry too.

  • @GL_099
    @GL_099 3 роки тому +2912

    Okay but the macaroni one, Phoenix was entirely in character. He is absolutely like that.

    • @tyaty
      @tyaty 3 роки тому +386

      To be fair, in Ace Attorney cases this kind of info could be actually relevant for very specific argument.

    • @arismendyescano347
      @arismendyescano347 3 роки тому +158

      Yoo what does macaroni have to do with a police shootout

    • @SeppelSquirrel
      @SeppelSquirrel 3 роки тому +282

      @@arismendyescano347 The guns were loaded with macaroni.

    • @thereza3
      @thereza3 3 роки тому +14

      EXACTLY

    • @jollykirby2138
      @jollykirby2138 3 роки тому +83

      bRING IN THE PARROT!

  • @Kiruklee
    @Kiruklee 3 роки тому +1246

    FOUR MINUTES ON MACARONI.
    And prosecutors accuse Phoenix of stalling for time...

    • @aceattorneyloverplushie4702
      @aceattorneyloverplushie4702 3 роки тому +13

      That is a balgoni

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 3 роки тому +49

      THAT WHOLE THING WAS JUST 4 MINUTES?!

    • @HoradeFidges
      @HoradeFidges 3 роки тому +26

      @@Manglet762 That back and forth feeled like way longer

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved 2 роки тому +5

      not true! there was also chicken involved!

    • @raphaelst-hilaire3669
      @raphaelst-hilaire3669 4 місяці тому +1

      well do murder happen in the courtroom because the transcript is weird it cloud be a genocide but yeah it was macroni the whole courtroom is wait let him cook

  • @keystone9920
    @keystone9920 3 роки тому +1850

    I'm very curious to know if it's ever been proved in any case that an autopsy was performed on a living person seeing as so many lawyers seem to try and argue that

    • @AbsolXGuardian
      @AbsolXGuardian 3 роки тому +351

      Oh yeah, I wonder if there's one wacky case like that so they all have to ask that to prevent cover their asses.

    • @nadadada3938
      @nadadada3938 3 роки тому +240

      I think there was one case that a man that rose up after his autopsy, so, ye, it's possible
      le

    • @JoeyScraggy
      @JoeyScraggy 3 роки тому +135

      I guess something like Romeo and Juliet, where a person consumes some kind of drug that makes them appear dead. Still quite unlikely as there's many filters for it, and wouldn't cheat an impartial first-response, or the doctor after it

    • @mariusacripina8192
      @mariusacripina8192 3 роки тому +271

      @@AbsolXGuardian There was a very similar case where a man was bitten by a poisonous snake, and was paralyzed. The doctors thought he had gone into cardiac arrest and almost performed an autopsy on him, Luckily one of the doctors present noticed the man breathing very softly and thus began administering an antidote.
      Thats the only case in that area that comes to mind, if I remember correctly Stephen king once wrote a story based on that case. It must have been pretty crazy.

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 3 роки тому +28

      " so many lawyers seem to try and argue that"
      Translation: 2

  • @ivannintendo
    @ivannintendo 3 роки тому +351

    (This macaroni thing doesn't seem to lead anywhere... But if i give up now, this is all lost!)
    [ Press further ]
    [ Leave it be ]

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 3 роки тому +51

      I WON'T REST UNTIL I'VE FOUND OUT HOW MUCH MACARONI HE ATE

    • @robertlupa8273
      @robertlupa8273 Рік тому +21

      Always press further! This is the Ace Attorney way!

    • @Priscabc
      @Priscabc 4 місяці тому +3

      @@robertlupa8273 I never actually played the game. Is there any downside to just pressing on literally every statement, besides wasting your IRL time?

    • @robertlupa8273
      @robertlupa8273 4 місяці тому +10

      @@Priscabc I'm pretty sure there are some rare moments in non-AA1 games where you have to press the correct statement or you insta-lose.
      Other than that, I don't think there is any downside.

    • @accuratejaney8140
      @accuratejaney8140 2 місяці тому +7

      @@Priscabc There's one or two testimonies where pressing the incorrect statement will give you a penalty, but those are indicated before you cross-examine, I think.

  • @BruhMoment-re8nc
    @BruhMoment-re8nc 3 роки тому +648

    Please, I'm going to go insane if I don't get any context about the fucking Mac and Cheese argument ending with 500 fucking cops storming that guys house, even if its just the name of the case, or the whole massive transcripts of the court records I NEED to know what that was even about.

    • @ShotgunRocket
      @ShotgunRocket 3 роки тому +146

      I was trying to find context, but couldn't get any. It's a really old case, from what I can tell, from the late 80s to early 90s. So my guess is that this case happened to be on trail with the seige happened. No idea on why the seige happened or what happened afterwards though.

    • @MartianMoon
      @MartianMoon 3 роки тому +96

      Same man why is nobody talking about this wtf

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 3 роки тому +29

      Then make your own context by seiging someone's house!

    • @zoqin
      @zoqin 3 роки тому

      probably fake, can't find proof and we are on internet

    • @Salted_Fysh
      @Salted_Fysh 3 роки тому +56

      I'm guessing the reasoning for determining how much the person ate is to somehow suggest they were under the influence of something and therefore not reliable. That's why the lawyer keeps pushing for an answer that would lead to a small portion (TV Dinner). (Less in the stomach = faster absorption of potential substances leading to a higher spike in dosage. It's the reason why you're supposed to eat something before drinking so you don't feel drunk as quickly).

  • @Kiptracx
    @Kiptracx 3 роки тому +1073

    So am I the only one who thinks the "How many macaroni" bit actually sounds like the kind of thing that would be in a real AA game?

    • @kikiretzorg1467
      @kikiretzorg1467 3 роки тому +43

      Spelling aside, it's actually _completely proper Italian grammar._ The Italian word is "maccherone" in singular and "maccheroni" in plural, so "how much macaroni" would be like saying "how much grains of sand" and "how many macaronis" would just be further bastardizing the word by pluralizing it twice.

    • @KirbyFanDude
      @KirbyFanDude 3 роки тому +7

      Uhh the part with the attack on the court and the tear gas bits too? Yeah sure...

    • @Kiptracx
      @Kiptracx 3 роки тому +17

      I... Actually wasn't thinking of it like that. Interesting to know, though. But after having played the first three games, at times all the characters get derailed in just amazing fashion.

    • @Chraan
      @Chraan 3 роки тому +10

      @@Kiptracx I just started the first game and I would say no, it's completely unrealistic for AA. The prosecutors just cut you off so much quicker.

    • @Kiptracx
      @Kiptracx 3 роки тому +6

      @@Chraan You see it more as the games go on. On an unrelated note, good luck; to me the first game was the hardest (of the original trilogy)

  • @marquisyarosh4994
    @marquisyarosh4994 3 роки тому +262

    I asked a professional lawyer why they do this after they helped me with a car case (which by the way should have been so simple to explain to the court), and he said "by asking a series of inane (dumb) questions it desensitizes (softens) the mind and can lead someone to say anything without thinking about it too hard.
    ... Fucking brilliant!

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 3 роки тому +39

      Basically logic chess in AAI2

  • @grimmwiitch
    @grimmwiitch 3 роки тому +244

    I hate how I felt frustrated for not seeing “Joe Mama” after the end of at least one “Joe who?”

  • @DolusVulpes
    @DolusVulpes 3 роки тому +2341

    I'm honestly curious to know what context that macaroni conversation could possibly have come up in, and also what the lawyer's point was in trying to find out how many macaroni he ate.

    • @AbsolXGuardian
      @AbsolXGuardian 3 роки тому +404

      Probably to jogg his memory or get him in the flow. You know the end of gay or European? That's a legimate tactic in questioning

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 3 роки тому +15

      @@AbsolXGuardian
      ua-cam.com/video/RBo7TfoWWhc/v-deo.html

    • @ipoststuff.2564
      @ipoststuff.2564 3 роки тому +174

      Or maybe he was stalling

    • @MrLegendofLP
      @MrLegendofLP 3 роки тому +533

      It seems like the lawyer was angling towards the witness being drunk. Not sure why this was the route he took to establish that or why he was so stubborn, but depending on the case that could have been pivitol. Basically this defense attorney was trying (and failing) to pull a Phoenix Wright.

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 3 роки тому +75

      @@MrLegendofLP I’ve never played Phoenix Wright, just watch videos such as this, what do you mean by pulling a Phoenix Wright? I’m sorry for not knowing this

  • @IFalled
    @IFalled 3 роки тому +462

    Okay but the macaroni one is straight up just how Pheonix does things.

  • @Gamer88334
    @Gamer88334 3 роки тому +569

    The cornered theme that you put in during “How many Macaroni” perfectly describes how stupid that lawyer made themself sound without realizing it. Even their damn partner could practically feel the stupidity radiating from every single question they asked.

  • @c.edithherrera8692
    @c.edithherrera8692 3 роки тому +129

    The fact that he kept asking about the macaroni even after he was told that it was stupid is what got me

  • @shipweck6253
    @shipweck6253 3 роки тому +329

    I wonder how many cases were based on the lawyer asking if the autopsy was performed on a living body. Like are you suggesting that the person that did the autopsy killed them? That’s the most ace attorney thing ever

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 3 роки тому +20

      Hey, spoilers for AA7!

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved 2 роки тому +7

      I'm sure it's happened at least once.

  • @SsnakeBite
    @SsnakeBite 3 роки тому +74

    I love how the entire Macaroni debacle genuinely sounds like something Phoenix would do in an attempt to buy time or find a hole in the testimony.

    • @flipflopfloop5109
      @flipflopfloop5109 2 місяці тому +1

      he didn’t present the evidence of him having a smaller portion😔😔

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire 2 місяці тому +1

      And then someone comes in just as the judge is about to declare a verdict with information that the house was beseiged by 50 officers and now the trial will have to go on another day.

  • @spooky_scary_3239
    @spooky_scary_3239 3 роки тому +794

    **macaroni case happens**
    "The house was then besieged..."
    WAIT WHAT THE FU

    • @Flame1611
      @Flame1611 3 роки тому +92

      I was looking for this comment, why did no-one else mention this?!!?

    • @nonamenorman9410
      @nonamenorman9410 3 роки тому +117

      I really want that to be true, just for the hilarity of the upbeat music as 300+ rounds of ammo were fired in a courtroom.

    • @vincenttorrijos9680
      @vincenttorrijos9680 3 роки тому +63

      I know, with that included, if it is real, its hard to imagine the macaroni argument actually being of any use

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 3 роки тому +18

      I mean seriously what.

    • @jesuschrist711
      @jesuschrist711 3 роки тому +32

      from what i figure, it was a footnote for ambience in a court case from 1967. whether to show added stress (you got gunfire yknow the court is gonna be stressed.) or to explain a defendant's reason for being distracted in another case. im not sure why it was added here unless comedic effect after they asked for a subject change.

  • @saidebibi4512
    @saidebibi4512 3 роки тому +1240

    Your content is very inspiring to me. I'm a teen law student who is being trained to be a juvenile attorney and I really like the way you portray these dumb court antics. Sometimes it really makes me believe that court isn't as intimidating and killer as I thought it'd be. Thank you for all the laughs.

    • @squeegy254
      @squeegy254 3 роки тому +44

      I agree, it makes court seem way less intimidating than I thought too. Good luck in your training!! :D

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 роки тому +123

      I'd find it kind of daunting in a different way. "Okay, so... I wonder who I'll be up against today. A cut-throat elite who'll tear my every well-constructed argument to ribbons, or some goof who will spend hours asking the witness about the exact size of a plate of macaroni and chicken...?"

    • @isaiahdahler8933
      @isaiahdahler8933 3 роки тому +7

      i have 2 more years until I'm legally an adult in the US, I don't think I'll be intimidated being a juror if I get called.

    • @saidebibi4512
      @saidebibi4512 3 роки тому +19

      Thank you!! I really can't wait to be a teenage attorney (no, not an attorney for teenagers, as in I will be an attorney when I am a teenager.)

    • @squeegy254
      @squeegy254 3 роки тому +7

      @@saidebibi4512 Woah, that's awesome! I'm sure you've got a bright future ahead of you :D

  • @guess_who_21
    @guess_who_21 3 роки тому +350

    "I'm not fucking leaving!"
    You don't realize how happy I actually was to hear this.

  • @Adusakful
    @Adusakful 3 роки тому +109

    6:27 This music put over that text gives vibes of the medicine commercials where they list all the negative consequences you can get while people in the ad happily dance or laugh

    • @dairoleon2682
      @dairoleon2682 3 роки тому +4

      "Warning: Amedrin can cause headaches, fever, nausea, migraine-like symptoms, epileptic seizures, and potentially fatal rectal incontinence and/or bleeding. Ask your doctor if Amedrin is right for you."

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC Місяць тому +1

      ​@@dairoleon2682 my favorite potential side effect that seems to be listed fir every single anti-depressant on the market is "thoughts of suicide"... that just sounds like the medicine simply not working, not a rare side effect.

  • @_.___._._._
    @_.___._._._ 3 роки тому +227

    Next time it will be 'Dumb lawyer quotes IRL but in plush attorney'

  • @weirdcat8373
    @weirdcat8373 3 роки тому +150

    I felt like having a stroke watching that macaroni shit.

  • @diamador4471
    @diamador4471 3 роки тому +298

    Next time you have to include "I'm not a cat"

    • @lhfirex
      @lhfirex 3 роки тому +5

      With Shoe the cat, or with Polly!

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 3 роки тому +8

      Preferably shouted by Sōseki Natsume in his iconic dramatic manner. Better if he is covered with cats.

    • @BananaPudding_
      @BananaPudding_ 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/NRrdh8MLD28/v-deo.html

  • @edgeworth6643
    @edgeworth6643 3 роки тому +536

    Imagine a part 7 of this masterpiece

  • @ShotgunRocket
    @ShotgunRocket 3 роки тому +33

    I love how everyone is hung up on the macaroni questioning, and not the fact that the courthouse was suddenly under seige with hundreds of rounds exchanged and tear gas deployed

  • @leonardorivelorivelo9253
    @leonardorivelorivelo9253 3 роки тому +58

    Every single one of these sound like they could actually be in the game, like e v e r y s i n g l e o n e

  • @SyllyArdwyn
    @SyllyArdwyn 3 роки тому +88

    "Was the body alive of appeared to be deceased?"
    "Dead"
    "How can you be so sure?!"
    "We performed an autopsy and they we're dead"
    - Yeah no, another idiot who doesn't know how death works... Let's say the body is alive.

  • @midonik4818
    @midonik4818 3 роки тому +441

    Jeo who?
    JOE MAMA!

    • @demilad225
      @demilad225 3 роки тому +23

      And if you look out the nearest window, you’ll see a parade in celebration of your incredible joke!

    • @VinMeasles
      @VinMeasles 3 роки тому +42

      I was legitimately expecting him to say that.

    • @Bruno_Noobador
      @Bruno_Noobador 3 роки тому +9

      @@VinMeasles we all were

    • @innertuber4049
      @innertuber4049 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah, that's what I was thinking the whole time as well

  • @soniam9719
    @soniam9719 3 роки тому +168

    THAT....
    THINGS JUST GOT DARK
    Anyways... Is ANYONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE INTRO?! SO LEGIT

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 3 роки тому +8

      Things came close to being copywright.

  • @ardenlatham6463
    @ardenlatham6463 3 роки тому +94

    The production value on these intros just skyrockets each time.
    I’m in undergrad getting ready for law school. I love these, they give me hope that no matter how down on myself I may be, people like this manage to get into law school... and finish it. And pass the bar exam.
    Plus they’re hilarious :)

    • @Chessete
      @Chessete  3 роки тому +3

      good luck!

    • @andrzejsobanski6752
      @andrzejsobanski6752 3 роки тому

      Some of them probably graduated thanks to their families connections etc.

  • @VIofCaffeine
    @VIofCaffeine 3 роки тому +257

    Imagine being here before it ends up in algorithm and people wonder how they got this on their recommended

    • @peachesplease5461
      @peachesplease5461 3 роки тому

      Hello, is it me you’re looking for?

    • @maximum_axiom
      @maximum_axiom 3 роки тому

      @@peachesplease5461 no, carry on

    • @kumbukaninyemba
      @kumbukaninyemba 3 роки тому +6

      So, been binge playing all the first three phoenix wright games on my phone (emulator), and came here to find a bunch of phoenix wright related stuff. We live in an efficient society now. Can't wait to see the magic we come up with with this technology next.

    • @booberfraggle
      @booberfraggle 3 роки тому +1

      @@maximum_axiom my wayward son

    • @Redrally
      @Redrally 3 роки тому +1

      UA-cam knows I love legal shenanigans, it gives me legal shenanigans.

  • @TheDimensionDweller
    @TheDimensionDweller 3 роки тому +37

    Geez, that Macaroni line of questioning was baffling, glad Simon and Maya were at least brief voices of reason there.

  • @isjor5
    @isjor5 3 роки тому +120

    Adachi is in jail
    Why does he still have a gun

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 роки тому +24

      It's Ace Attorney! We don't just confiscate people's props...!
      See also Franziska von Karma somehow keeping her whip after using it not only on the defending attorney, but the fricking judge.

    • @isjor5
      @isjor5 3 роки тому +21

      @@hazukichanx408 To be fair
      not many people are brave enough to try and take away her whip

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc 3 роки тому +12

      @@hazukichanx408
      Also it is implied in the Japanese version that the judge likes the whip.

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc 3 роки тому +6

      @Acimiira Indeed

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 роки тому +3

      @@garr_inc Wait, what!?

  • @poisonedmaple6874
    @poisonedmaple6874 3 роки тому +55

    Apart from the fact that Phoenix went for more than a minute without getting interrupted by the prosecution, the macaroni one was spot on with the actual games

    • @flipflopfloop5109
      @flipflopfloop5109 2 місяці тому +1

      the prosecution in the game would’ve said to stop badgering the witnesses lmaoo

  • @FlorentiusIV
    @FlorentiusIV 3 роки тому +21

    WOw. That dinner macaroni one is such a stretch it totally fits in Phoenix's style of stalling for time.

  • @phoenixandy
    @phoenixandy 3 роки тому +68

    The new intro kinda hype ngl

  • @tobinfromfireemblem9742
    @tobinfromfireemblem9742 3 роки тому +271

    I mean, if the guy changed the sentence he would vote for because of one variable added then he is really unreliable to the court.

    • @Wecoc1
      @Wecoc1 3 роки тому +80

      Probably he said yes to avoid 20 more questions about the passengers on that figurative plane.

    • @germanelkapo1
      @germanelkapo1 3 роки тому +27

      @@Wecoc1 doubt it.
      It says "YEAH I WOULD!", not "Yeah, i would".

    • @tobinfromfireemblem9742
      @tobinfromfireemblem9742 3 роки тому +7

      @@germanelkapo1 makes sense

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 роки тому +52

      That whole bit seemed kind of like someone channelling Ben Shapiro. "So, imagine this and that and some other thing! Well, then you'd have to admit I'm talking really fast, right? Okay now say you think this, say you think that, and then say you think something else, well the only thing that makes sense would be whatever I'm telling you, wouldn't you agree?!"

    • @GPhipps
      @GPhipps 3 роки тому +38

      I imagine he got confused because he was already answering yes, and somehow didn't realise that the phrasing was changed to be the opposite

  • @internetmetro9515
    @internetmetro9515 3 роки тому +156

    The foreheaded dolls return to turnabout.

  • @anarch1266
    @anarch1266 3 роки тому +36

    It started simple but ramped up to the best series I saw.

  • @ashamansedai
    @ashamansedai 3 роки тому +103

    I love how there's a character named "I see" but he doesn't get it at all

    • @DraceEmpressa
      @DraceEmpressa 3 роки тому +4

      you know phoenix's jpn name is that too, rite?

    • @ashamansedai
      @ashamansedai 3 роки тому +1

      @@DraceEmpressa I didn't, I haven't even played the games at all, I just watch the memes

    • @anakinr3138
      @anakinr3138 3 роки тому +2

      @@ashamansedai play it it's good

  • @CyberneticCupcake2
    @CyberneticCupcake2 3 роки тому +34

    Very important we know about the exact portions for dinner!

  • @jameslockey9279
    @jameslockey9279 3 роки тому +273

    I highly doubt it but I have to ask: Did that 3-500 officer assault really happen? That would be amazingly absurd. The entire concept of law enforcement was so put upon by macaroni that they rebelled.

    • @Vherstinae
      @Vherstinae 3 роки тому +116

      I think it means that the officer assault happened after the macaroni dinner. With 3-500 rounds expended, I'm amazed everyone is apparently still alive.

    • @wiirkirbys6981
      @wiirkirbys6981 3 роки тому +69

      I think that’s probably what the case was actually about. It was either a sudden topic switch or taken from a different part of the record.

    • @Chessete
      @Chessete  3 роки тому +154

      I have no idea lmaoo thats what it said on the court record

    • @Chessete
      @Chessete  3 роки тому +164

      I feel like something must've happened in between that they didn't include from the full transcript

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 3 роки тому +113

      Anyone who manages to fire 500 rounds in a day and not kill anyone is either really good at not killing people or has somehow managed to be less accurate than a stormtrooper.

  • @gollygod
    @gollygod 3 роки тому +50

    t h e m a c a r o n i o n e ??????? wtf was he like jealous bc he cant eat that much mac n cheese??????????? sometimes i think that law school must be near impossible, then you see these, what _real_ lawyers said in _real_ court....

  • @lhfirex
    @lhfirex 3 роки тому +47

    I came here for dumb lawyer quotes but I think I'm going to stay for the deep lore behind Klavier Gavin's shooting and Adachi.

  • @kaiser1817
    @kaiser1817 3 роки тому +17

    Just saying
    I could totally imagine Athena saying stuff like that in the games, Voir Dire feels totally in character for her

  • @RottingMoss
    @RottingMoss 3 роки тому +23

    Can't wait for the next installment of this whole subplot in the outro

  • @JMarcosArt
    @JMarcosArt 3 роки тому +19

    8:03 I can totally see Athena acting like that in a future game lol

  • @disneydork100
    @disneydork100 3 роки тому +7

    The macaroni one feels like a conversation you get when you press the wrong statement, or present the wrong evidence and get a penalty, just way way longer. Also real.

  • @CherryVilla21
    @CherryVilla21 3 роки тому +36

    Oh I'm on time. Achtung baby!

    • @Alex_Vir
      @Alex_Vir 3 роки тому +3

      It seems like this is…
      Oh, no…
      Could it be?…
      DEUTSCH?!

  • @jonathanisolato
    @jonathanisolato 3 роки тому +7

    The macaroni one is actually a real police interrogation tactic, you ask many questions that branch off into tangents, and then loop back and ask them the same questions as before to see if their answers change and if they can hold their story together, if they actually experienced it, the answers typically wont change, but if they are lying its very hard to keep a story together in non chronological, quick succession questions that loop back on themselves, even for experienced liars

  • @makaniwebb9358
    @makaniwebb9358 2 роки тому +5

    The macaroni one ... Kind of wondering if the lawyer was just hungry.

  • @AverageJoeMama
    @AverageJoeMama 3 роки тому +18

    Ok but we need a full Take On Me cover, that was beautiful.

  • @ApolloK
    @ApolloK 3 роки тому +16

    sometimes I'm told I don't have a chance in law school. That's when I sit down to watch these

  • @sethyeates7832
    @sethyeates7832 3 роки тому +55

    Pizza for people who are here 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

  • @quakezero8968
    @quakezero8968 3 роки тому +10

    “First of all, we need to clarify who your lawyer is.”
    “Jehovah.”
    “Joe who?”
    “Joe mama.”
    “Fuck.”

  • @Lime_Sherbert
    @Lime_Sherbert 3 роки тому +17

    The macaroni one hurt my brain.

  • @kleptrep94
    @kleptrep94 3 роки тому +10

    The macaroni scene is authentically PWAA it's unreal.

  • @dltr4730
    @dltr4730 3 роки тому +11

    Maybe the ending is foreshadowing that Klavier is going to come back in the shape of a plushie

  • @notdavidhernandez2603
    @notdavidhernandez2603 3 роки тому +7

    Dumb Lawyer Quotes but the video production gets better every time

  • @mirmir6965
    @mirmir6965 3 роки тому +8

    the production value omg

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 3 роки тому +8

    I told you it wouldn't end well for Klavier.
    Wine Cellars: Storytelling's mark of death

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 3 роки тому +27

    As expected...
    Sherlock Holmes fits in PERFECTLY.
    Now when do we get Naruhoudou's prosecutor?
    I demand to see LEG!

  • @jeninimas
    @jeninimas 3 роки тому +27

    What the actual fuck was the ending to the macaroni one
    I love it

  • @Gelwain
    @Gelwain 3 роки тому +5

    Lost it at the Maracroni case. That one just fits SO PERFECTLY.

  • @ExtremeBirdTypography
    @ExtremeBirdTypography 3 роки тому +39

    Nice video, but we really, really need an answer... How much macaroni did that guy have on December 20, 1989?

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 3 роки тому +1

      It turns out... THAT THE BULLETS THE POLICE FIRED WERE ACTUALLY MACARONI and he ATE ALL 300-500 MACARONI

  • @kikiretzorg1467
    @kikiretzorg1467 3 роки тому +4

    6:27 _THAT WENT FROM ZERO TO ONE HUNDRED AN IN INSTANT_

  • @alex_-yz9to
    @alex_-yz9to 3 роки тому +8

    These people never went to Tomato smoothie enjoyer to get their autopsy report updated

  • @CyanicCore
    @CyanicCore 3 роки тому +12

    In my opinion, your first two collections were the best. This may in part be true to the subjects of each case, but having them be arranged so fluently with brief separation let each hilarious case be appreciated. In the combined story, they lost their meaning, and even with titles, the short pieces feel less valuable.
    Whatever it is produced as, these are all rather funny and improved in this format. Considering the spinoffs and other texts, I'm wondering what you'll do next!
    P.S. The macaroni questioning was a pro move, but just came out weird. The death penalty confusion by comparison was a mental train wreck!

  • @Dunkacciino
    @Dunkacciino 3 роки тому +4

    These intros get even more convoluted each installment, and I love it

  • @dbclass4075
    @dbclass4075 3 роки тому +3

    8:10 Did she described...
    • Pan Am 103
    • 1986 crash of Mother Teresa's plane
    • 1957 Cebu Douglas C-47 crash
    • 1975 Tân Sơn Nhứt C-5 accident
    • Air India 182 (added later in 8:36)
    ...combined in one flight?

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому +3

    Gotta love it when lawyers ask if a body was alive during an autopsy

  • @officialgeneral_soldiernat5717
    @officialgeneral_soldiernat5717 3 роки тому +3

    The macaroni one was no doubt just an Ace Attorney case disguised as an IRL case

  • @randomnessrules4971
    @randomnessrules4971 3 роки тому +11

    Well, we now know who's Joe.

  • @greeneagles337
    @greeneagles337 3 роки тому +4

    the way larry's face NEVER changes throughout the entire macaroni bit. i'm dead

  • @ISELLSALT
    @ISELLSALT 3 роки тому +7

    macaroni sure did feel like something outta the games

    • @noatrope
      @noatrope 3 роки тому +1

      “One. One macarono.”

  • @a.p.2407
    @a.p.2407 3 роки тому +5

    That quote in the beginning made me realize I was a Lawyer.

  • @micreper
    @micreper 3 роки тому +9

    10:40
    go back to persona adachi
    this is ace attorney

  • @yoursonisold8743
    @yoursonisold8743 2 роки тому +2

    I still have to wonder what Athena was going for with that dfeath penalty bit? That was the funniest part to me.

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 5 місяців тому +1

    By the end of it, I could basically see the plate of macaroni and chicken in my mind! I could smell the slightly plastic scent of cheap cheese and feel the heat emanating from that meh chicken. I could taste the slight wetness of freshly cooked macaroni and hear the low fizz of the Bud Light

  • @KeithieB
    @KeithieB 3 роки тому +3

    Me and my friend met today after a long time and we watched your Ace Attorney vids. And you uploaded pt 6 today. Thank you ❤️

    • @Chessete
      @Chessete  3 роки тому +1

      best video to watch for reunion tbh

  • @MyFornow
    @MyFornow 3 роки тому +1

    Not sure how this came across my recommendations, but I'm glad it did. Subscribed

  • @KoffeineYT
    @KoffeineYT 3 роки тому +3

    Gotta love the Ace Attorny extended universe

  • @iamnotachair3817
    @iamnotachair3817 3 роки тому +1

    I love the fact that these videos are gradually increasing in production quality each upload. Keep up the great work!

  • @h.b.5577
    @h.b.5577 3 роки тому +1

    Love these videos, just binged thru the entire series. Showing these cases thru Ace Attorney just works so bloody well.

  • @markkimuszer0
    @markkimuszer0 3 роки тому +1

    The progression of the videos is Chessete getting a budget to make the videos even better

  • @TheDimensionDweller
    @TheDimensionDweller 3 роки тому +2

    Surprise Adachi!! Good to see that Klavier is still hanging in there, though. Also, it's only in recent months that I've seen those Ace Attorney plushes, but they are really cursèd.

  • @ohav3893
    @ohav3893 3 роки тому +1

    I recognize that version of Take on Me. Fucking legend dude. I like you even more now

  • @rosemarythesheep8272
    @rosemarythesheep8272 3 роки тому +40

    I'm a simple woman. I see Naruhodou, I click.

  • @northsoutheastweest8991
    @northsoutheastweest8991 3 роки тому +1

    I like how there's a whole lore developing in these videos now. Also that opening was fantastic.

  • @Sirvaria
    @Sirvaria 3 роки тому +2

    The production valur just keeps on rising 😁

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio
    @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 роки тому +3

    That lawyer getting caught up on the macaroni... good grief, why didn't the opposing counsel raise an objection? They called him out for pursuing the subject but didn't actually do anything to stop it?

  • @theivoryguy2476
    @theivoryguy2476 3 роки тому +2

    Voir dire was incredible, it fit Athena absolutely perfectly.

  • @alyson2103
    @alyson2103 3 роки тому +6

    Oh my god Klavi didn't actually get fucking murdered

  • @369destroyer
    @369destroyer 3 роки тому +2

    After the macaroni debate 40-50 officers stormed in?! RESULTING IN THE FIRING OF UP TO 500 BULLETS?!?!?!
    HOW!?!?!?!

  • @pissbaby7322
    @pissbaby7322 3 роки тому

    I will never forgot this beautiful intro 🧍 thank you 🧎🤲👑💖

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и 2 місяці тому +1

    Oh the style in this one

  • @BlurryNova
    @BlurryNova 3 роки тому

    These videos keep getting better and better with every upload.

  • @_rebelsoul_2226
    @_rebelsoul_2226 3 роки тому +1

    Blackquill was also very in character in the macaroni bit

  • @erychfrankenfield5301
    @erychfrankenfield5301 3 роки тому +1

    I love how these Outros are creating an alternate timeline of Phoenix Wright. The Chessete cannon has begun.