DON'T PLAY THIS GAME | Welcome To The Game 2 - Part 1

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  • @solsanguis8032
    @solsanguis8032 4 роки тому +6111

    “Why can’t the drone just bring it up to my balcony?”
    The 7 murderers/hitmen that want to know his apartment location: yeah

    • @jackgold7340
      @jackgold7340 3 роки тому +197

      Agent 47 would like to know your location

    • @dustinmalpass
      @dustinmalpass 3 роки тому +202

      @@jackgold7340problem being, they already know it, it would only help him because he wouldn't have leave and risk entrance Lucas or the breather

    • @tricok577
      @tricok577 3 роки тому +18

      @@dustinmalpass stupid Adam ratted his apartment out

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 3 роки тому +33

      @@dustinmalpass The player character doesn’t know that.

    • @joaogabrielemilianodasilva6917
      @joaogabrielemilianodasilva6917 3 роки тому +13

      Dont forget the fbi

  • @jooj4698
    @jooj4698 5 років тому +4040

    Imagine going to kill a guy for using the deepweb and he is just screaming alone to himself at the PC

    • @benjones-75
      @benjones-75 5 років тому +151

      JooJ or looking through window to a guy walking into his shower willingly and yelling “WHY!”

    • @Scarlet495
      @Scarlet495 4 роки тому +19

      @@benjones-75 me every day

    • @thenecromorph5187
      @thenecromorph5187 4 роки тому +70

      Its at the point that if i were the killer i would use the guys microwave to get popcorn and since he is screaming his ass off i dont think he will hear and ill pull up a chair and watch the show XD

    • @Kkimi407
      @Kkimi407 4 роки тому +2

      I destroyed 969

    • @Scarlet495
      @Scarlet495 4 роки тому +6

      @@Kkimi407 i destroy nice things too like *anal destruction*

  • @Dami_Ka
    @Dami_Ka 4 роки тому +7929

    I love at 6:55 you see all the people in the game chat on the left going back and forth like "save her" "kill her" but there's this one guy who's just like "this girl needs some conditioner"

  • @kingempire1690
    @kingempire1690 3 роки тому +2045

    Imagine going to kill someone only for them to see you, scream and turn around just to start counting to 30 in a hysterical voice like a twisted game of hide and seek.

  • @JeychiGamerschannel
    @JeychiGamerschannel 6 років тому +13268

    I like to imagine the kidnappers in game while they're outside the appartment just hear mark yelling at a nonexistent chat about "I DID LOCK THE DOOR!"

    • @ezaurus
      @ezaurus 6 років тому +60

      lol

    • @victordemmert7612
      @victordemmert7612 6 років тому +467

      I would leave him to his insanity

    • @kaitlynnbellomy9466
      @kaitlynnbellomy9466 6 років тому +20

      jeychi mcClung 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @soulxstice
      @soulxstice 6 років тому +296

      D-do you think he knows we're here?

    • @no_user_found_6669
      @no_user_found_6669 6 років тому +148

      I don’t know. It I think he might be crazier than we ar

  • @justa_floof4666
    @justa_floof4666 4 роки тому +2764

    can we just talk about how this apartment should be sued for making people live in a place where the power goes out every 5 mins and THEY have to fix it? and they don't get paid for it?

    • @mr.sweetsman232
      @mr.sweetsman232 4 роки тому +87

      The power goes out cuz of of the people who kill you

    • @Treble453
      @Treble453 4 роки тому +128

      Also what kinds of rude neighbors does he have that he has to do it

    • @08_oso
      @08_oso 4 роки тому +117

      @@mr.sweetsman232 no your wrong, the breaker gets tripped which is why the lever is to the left and you have to fix it.
      If the murderers were gonna cut the power they'd have to destroy the box or break the lever and trip it

    • @tazamane9705
      @tazamane9705 4 роки тому +8

      @@08_oso *you're

    • @thebookofeli849
      @thebookofeli849 4 роки тому +15

      @@mr.sweetsman232 No the power goes out because of all the lawsuits

  • @sniffboi
    @sniffboi 3 роки тому +8784

    Imagine being a murderer at your victim’s door and hearing them yell “I LOCKED THE DAMN DOOR”

    • @winter1353
      @winter1353 3 роки тому +304

      Another time then

    • @biggiezoinks7583
      @biggiezoinks7583 3 роки тому +364

      Understandable have a nice day.

    • @Balloraaaaaa
      @Balloraaaaaa 3 роки тому +157

      I would die laughing if I was the murderer

    • @kcjoules1841
      @kcjoules1841 3 роки тому +55

      Memento mori!

    • @sniffboi
      @sniffboi 3 роки тому +53

      @@kcjoules1841 ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

  • @malevolentsnow9867
    @malevolentsnow9867 2 роки тому +1420

    It really is too bad this game didn’t have SOME sort of save mechanism because I think it would have garnered a lot more longevity if it had. Even though it was quite popular upon release, a lot of people have forgotten about it now and I think that’s because so few people want to jump into a save file they know they’ll need to play for several hours, knowing they’ll likely fail. As cool as this game is, I don’t blame Mark for not finishing it.

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 2 роки тому +270

      It’s moreso that people don’t want to support the dev. He has a history of harassing streamers who say anything remotely critical. There was one dude (don’t remember his name) who streamed this game for over 100 hours, then the dev hopped on, ruined his game for two hours, insulted him, threatened to “leak his dms” then blocked him. There are videos about it, I think it happened in 2020

    • @malevolentsnow9867
      @malevolentsnow9867 Рік тому +155

      @@stevendemayo3631 wtf that’s creepy. While I still believe the game didn’t/wouldn’t last for the reasons I listed above, the developer going crazy like that isn’t helping their case. Some people really can’t handle criticism and that’s not a good quality to have if you’re releasing something outside of the box.

    • @trashchannel7749
      @trashchannel7749 Рік тому +8

      I like your pfp!

    • @malevolentsnow9867
      @malevolentsnow9867 Рік тому +17

      @@trashchannel7749 lol thanks, it’s just Kirby with the UFO power up from one of the DS games.

    • @jarrygarry5316
      @jarrygarry5316 Рік тому +88

      ​​@@stevendemayo3631 The developer is a troll.People should avoid to buy his game again to boycott his unethical behavior.Maybe that is why Mark doesn't play his latest game "Scrutinized" anymore

  • @kiiyann0
    @kiiyann0 3 роки тому +7207

    Imagine going to kill someone, successfully breaking into their apartment only to not see them. You’re about to leave when you hear muffled yelling from the bathroom and the sound of the shower curtain opening and closing over and over.

    • @randomguyontheinternet9107
      @randomguyontheinternet9107 3 роки тому +333

      **Target Spotted**

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 3 роки тому +231

      "Terrorists win."

    • @Urban_Goose
      @Urban_Goose 3 роки тому +330

      "imagine going to kill someone"
      Yes hmm... a common thing everyone can do

    • @AishiCheemo
      @AishiCheemo 3 роки тому +124

      @@Urban_Goose Almost everyone CAN kill someone or something, but not everyone CAN get away with it. :) People kill people on accident sometimes.

    • @Urban_Goose
      @Urban_Goose 3 роки тому +41

      @@AishiCheemo yes ik, I'm not a pacifist I was just making a joke

  • @tarocise4279
    @tarocise4279 5 років тому +870

    my favorite part of this is always when mark gets mad at the chat for saying "F" because he thinks they're telling him to press f, but really they're saying f to pay respects because it seemed he was pretty much screwed

  • @smolpotate28
    @smolpotate28 6 років тому +7386

    Mark: "your first reaction to WOOM is not 'hello?'
    Also Mark: *hears noise behind him* hello?

    • @lucidartist8026
      @lucidartist8026 6 років тому +46

      Trash in general 😂😂😂

    • @sherdest5141
      @sherdest5141 6 років тому +87

      Hypocritical Markipler XD

    • @VTuber_Central
      @VTuber_Central 6 років тому +34

      But the girl was kidnaped so the situation is different you dope

    • @sherdest5141
      @sherdest5141 6 років тому +60

      Yes but Mark also is aware of the threats that are coming still

    • @thezoeyshow9938
      @thezoeyshow9938 6 років тому +8

      Trash in general LMAO

  • @omnimonium
    @omnimonium 2 роки тому +1062

    gotta be honest, in spite of this game's massive flaws that led to mark (entirely rightfully) never finishing it, i always find myself coming back to this series. i'm deeply fascinated by the concept; the situations in this game are so real and so horrifying, from what you find on the internet to the fact you have to be completely silent if you even _suspect_ someone is after you. I'm not saying the game's portrayal of the dark web in itself is correct, but as someone with a morbid fascination for the pits of humanity, seeing these horrific websites laid out in a manner that reminds you there is someone in real life who does things like this... it creeps me the feck out.

    • @bigware9588
      @bigware9588 2 роки тому +28

      I could’ve sworn he finished it, although it’s been a good long while since I’ve watched this series.

    • @spacemantiss
      @spacemantiss 2 роки тому +110

      @@bigware9588 Nah he didn't. The game is extremely difficult and has no save system. I assume this is why he gave up after so many hours of trying and failing.

    • @omnimonium
      @omnimonium 2 роки тому +90

      @@spacemantiss it was that, combined with the fact that multiple times, he died and lost hours of work because of a bug in the game.

    • @spacemantiss
      @spacemantiss 2 роки тому +44

      @@omnimonium oh so he was occasionally killed by rng bug? I could see how that could quickly become agonizing to play with.

    • @rogelioestrada4530
      @rogelioestrada4530 2 роки тому +101

      @@spacemantiss And on top of that, there are rumors that the creator of the game was using a coded in backdoor to purposefully harass Mark after his critique of the game

  • @trevormurphy8889
    @trevormurphy8889 6 років тому +6604

    Mark, you could get a whole series out of this. Apparently this game is really hard to complete. But theres some tips for completing it. Basically, you need to stop using WEP wifi as soon as possible. The other types will help lower your chances of getting swatted. If Noir opened up your window, you're in luck, because If you hear sirens approaching, you should turn off your computer and hide IN THE SHOWER. That's the only place the swat doesn't check. Secondly. You did a great job keeping that door locked, but it won't stop the hitman. If you hear footsteps approaching your door, it's either the hitman or someone else. I dont remember his name, i think its Breather, though. Regardless, if you hear footsteps approaching your door MAKE SURE IT IS LOCKED. If you then hear lockpicking sounds, TURN OFF ALL OF THE LIGHTS IN YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR COMPUTER. Turning off all the lights makes the hitman think you're not home, and he'll leave MUCH faster. HIDE IN EITHER THE CLOSET OR THE BATHTUB. DO NOT PEEK, EVER. DO NOT MAKE A SOUND. If you leave your lights on he'll take forever to leave, and if you leave your computer on he'll wipe your notes AND steal a LOT of your DOS coins. After you THINK he's left, you need to turn on the lights otherwise Noir will get you. Secondly, you NEED to remain quiet, because the hitman may be trying to trick you into thinking he's left. Finally, you should almost NEVER look through the peephole if hitman is out there, he'll probablu shoot you in the head through the peephole if you do, something he is apparently famous for.
    There's some cues as to whether or not Breather is gonna come get you. However, sometimes he'll appear even without cues. One clue is he will call you and you'll hear either heavy breathing, maniacal laughing, or him telling you he's coming to find or get you. If you hear him in the hallway, do not look out the window or through the peephole. Once he starts fidgeting with your door, DO NOT HIDE. You have to remain completely silent AND hold the door shut. This can take several minutes. Theres also another way breather can get you. When you're getting packages, before you get them you should hide in that nearby door for several minutes, make sure he's not there, then get your package, go BACK into the room, and hide there for several more minutes. Basically, if you go to pick up your package and you can't, you're already dead. Same with if you cant get back into your apartment complex. That's why you should preemptively hide for several minutes. If he comes up to the door you're hiding in, you fight him off the same way as If you were in your apartment. Shut up and hold the door shut.
    You already know how to fight noir, just look away for 30 seconds.
    I won't lie, this game is VERY hard, but you're the king of FNAF, so I think this challenge shouldn't be too much for you. It'll just be very time consuming. If you decide to do it, then good luck, I'm rooting for you!

    • @ChaseFace
      @ChaseFace 6 років тому +529

      Trevor Murphy you’re confusing the first and second game because you read the wiki. The breather doesn’t call you anymore, nor can he invade you.
      Also the Hitman is Lucas. The Breather will only attack you in the alley.

    • @trevormurphy8889
      @trevormurphy8889 6 років тому +411

      ChaseFace I thought that was the case. It seemed weird that that strategy repeated itself. Oh well, nobody's perfect. Thanks for the correction, though. Appreciate it.

    • @SkigBiggler
      @SkigBiggler 6 років тому +63

      Who would use WEP anyway, it's incredibly easy to break in to.

    • @SkigBiggler
      @SkigBiggler 6 років тому +156

      Honestly if the player character was at all informed he wouldn't get swatted in the first place. The deep web is commonly hidden behind Tor onion links that obfuscate IP addresses, and can only be accessed when tunnelling through Tor. As such, it'd be bloody difficult to find anyone using Tor in the first place, and blacklisting Tor entry nodes is also very difficult for authorities because only the exit node is visible to outsiders.

    • @jj_1167
      @jj_1167 6 років тому +46

      Trevor Murphy at least edit it now

  • @kellyrunyon7676
    @kellyrunyon7676 5 років тому +1359

    Imagine being the people that live in the building. They're like "Dude, why did the power go out" or "Why are there random people walking around my building." Then there's got to be that person under Mark like, "Dude, that guy upstairs. Why is he randomly yelling about locking a door?!"

    • @Silverlugia1256
      @Silverlugia1256 4 роки тому +17

      I've mentioned this a few times power didn't go out if it did only the power company could do something about it and the switch wouldn't be turned off someone turned it off

    • @Silverlugia1256
      @Silverlugia1256 4 роки тому +10

      @DiamondJacket that's why he should lock everything including what he says 😂

    • @audreymai2773
      @audreymai2773 4 роки тому +13

      @@Silverlugia1256 You come back to this video a lot.. you have comments from several different dates. I seen a few from a month ago, this one from 2 weeks ago, a few from 3 weeks ago and I seen anothers from a year or so ago. I usually don't notice stuff like that, so it is weird. Why do you come back here so much? Lol!

    • @Silverlugia1256
      @Silverlugia1256 4 роки тому +4

      As for on this comment it's just an interesting game and I sometimes choose to watch the old videos

    • @theyoutubepoet7428
      @theyoutubepoet7428 4 роки тому +3

      I LOCKED THE GOD DAMN DOOR CMON
      Me: what

  • @kevcrabill7921
    @kevcrabill7921 5 років тому +3297

    Mark: when are they gonna send the assassin? When are they gonna?
    Game: *sends assassin*
    Mark: *rages*

    • @Silverlugia1256
      @Silverlugia1256 4 роки тому +22

      It's funny when people ask for these things and they rage it's every day too 😅😂

    • @Silverlugia1256
      @Silverlugia1256 4 роки тому +4

      Should have added this sooner me when playing 007: you die now. ALL GUARDS IN ENTIRE ROOM: oblige at the same time by one guard shooting me which causes explosive to go 5 feet out of range (range is 5 feet so ten feet in all) and explosive next to him going off for no reason

    • @yuk1.mp4
      @yuk1.mp4 4 роки тому

      Time?

    • @kingestate_yt
      @kingestate_yt 3 роки тому +3

      @@yuk1.mp4 im a year late but 5 mins b4 end

    • @Popcorn_mark
      @Popcorn_mark 3 роки тому

      @@Silverlugia1256 when I ask for things that I know I’m gonna hate I just laugh at how it actually happened and laugh at myself for being dumb enough to ask for it

  • @camolotthe42
    @camolotthe42 3 роки тому +483

    Girl: *literally being violently murdered right this second*
    Adam: *nonchalantly gives Mark a tutorial, completely unhurried*

  • @raccoob883
    @raccoob883 6 років тому +10723

    Tips: the noir won’t attack unless you confront them, turning your back on them for 30 secs makes them go away.
    The breather is in the alley, that’s why the room is there. When retrieving a package hide in the room to look if he comes to the door, you will see the door move slightly before he kicks it in lift up the handle, continue doing this until he leaves. After three or more packages he will run at you before getting to the door.
    The hitman you will require motion sensors on either side of the door, turn off all the lights and pc and hide in bathroom before he enters or he will shut off the power.
    The doll maker is a secret side quest killer activated by the website, to survive him you must buy the lolpy floppy disc and put it in the pc in the lobby to find a woman.
    For the swat just change wifi often, VPN find green spots around the building to get the best doscoin income. Your flashlight can run out, conserve it. LIKE SO MARK CAN SEE

    • @notarealname4299
      @notarealname4299 6 років тому +95

      lol what

    • @szorrin6812
      @szorrin6812 6 років тому +232

      You don't need to turn off the lights at all, I've watched tons of streamers play and they never do. Just hide, stay quiet and don't peek until he leaves and you hear him lock the door.

    • @kylecab31
      @kylecab31 6 років тому +169

      dude you're some kind of professional in this game I like it, hope Mark sees this!

    • @naiyabaiya
      @naiyabaiya 6 років тому +143

      the hell man just kill me this too much lol

    • @noamsilas7408
      @noamsilas7408 6 років тому +22

      400th like!

  • @shadowwulfy8684
    @shadowwulfy8684 3 роки тому +4395

    Hackers in the game be like: Solve my minigames three and I leave your shit be

  • @shannontobin7825
    @shannontobin7825 4 роки тому +2251

    I wish hackers would be like „I will not hack you if you beat this simple minigame(s)“

    • @luzbelrodriguez7890
      @luzbelrodriguez7890 4 роки тому +9

      This comment need more likes

    • @paladinstorm
      @paladinstorm 4 роки тому +61

      I mean, the implication is that the minigames are part of counter-measure software that was acquired (through Adam, if the first game is anything to go by) to defend yourself. The minigames are just interfaces (GUI) for the act of turning the type of attack back on the attacker, or at least deflecting it. So by 'winning' the minigame, you're disrupting the hacker through the counter-measures, and setting _them_ back, instead of them setting you back.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 4 роки тому +8

      @@luzbelrodriguez7890 What it really needs is proper use of quotation marks.

    • @niga3
      @niga3 4 роки тому +11

      @@ForeverLaxx it is a proper use of quotation marks. It is not wrong just because its different, youtube user foreverlaxx

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 4 роки тому +8

      @@niga3 It is wrong. I don't subscribe to your made-up rules.

  • @SmortSlith
    @SmortSlith Рік тому +353

    lowkey forgot how unsettling this game is

  • @cosmicdreams7520
    @cosmicdreams7520 6 років тому +9696

    i love how mark thought the chat was spamming f to tell him to turn on his flashlight, when they were spamming f to pay their respects

  • @ryuhouchiha
    @ryuhouchiha 6 років тому +403

    mark in regards to the guy that shot you at the end, lucas. he will break into your apartment. that it why it is always important to make sure the door is locked. the warning sign for him is that you will hear the door handle jingle. that is him trying to pick the lock. run to the bathroom and hide in the tub. be very careful he is known to pretend that he left and will kill you. you can counter him by buying motion sensors and placing them in the hallways near your door. that way you know if he is coming and you have time to hide. but if you get the motion sensors also get the app on the computer that alerts you to when they go off.

    • @connorstinnett2015
      @connorstinnett2015 6 років тому +6

      ryuhouchiha thanx for spoilers....note to self never read comments when your not even 10min in the vid...

    • @RandomGuy666100
      @RandomGuy666100 6 років тому +1

      That's downright stupid game design then.

    • @ryuhouchiha
      @ryuhouchiha 6 років тому +17

      @connor stinnett, sorry about that, i had posted this literally right after the stream had ended and was in the mindset that everyone had just finished watching it. i didn't think about the people who would come in later.

    • @dragongamer4056
      @dragongamer4056 5 років тому +1

      Also close the computer cause he will steal your DOS coin

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 4 роки тому +4391

    power: *goes out*
    mark with no flashlight: where am i?!
    noir with no flashlight: where are you?!

  • @sebastienstevenson1618
    @sebastienstevenson1618 Рік тому +179

    I think the worst part about this game is that when you think a website is innocent it's absolutely shockingly horrible

    • @orion_starchaser
      @orion_starchaser Рік тому +6

      You mean the best part

    • @OutlasterTwink
      @OutlasterTwink Рік тому +36

      ​@@orion_starchaser Ohhh you're so edgy you're so scary ohhh your attempt at dark humor was so shocking 😐

    • @Noodlesoup0
      @Noodlesoup0 9 місяців тому +1

      Except the rock website 😂

    • @typicalasianguy1805
      @typicalasianguy1805 5 місяців тому +2

      @@OutlasterTwink
      I don’t think what he said was edgy.

  • @Motte-9000
    @Motte-9000 6 років тому +976

    Motion detectors can warn you of Lucas, as can footsteps and the sou d of him picking your lock. Before Lucas (The Hit man) enters the room, make sure to turn off all lights to make him leave sooner, turn off your computer to as well, and then hide in the shower, DO NOT LOOK PEEK OUTSIDE. When Lucas leaves, turn on all the lights immediately to prevent the Noir from killing you. There's a chance the power will go out while Lucas is still in your room. Look out for the Noir when that happens, the Noir also tend to appear if you have clicked on a link and it is not loading.
    If you are to leave The Doll Maker site up and go check your door you will see The Doll Maker standing there with one of his dolls and presents you a side quest.
    Holding the VPNs on the wall until you find a spot where they turn green held you find the best place to leave them.
    Hope this helped.

    • @agustog4009
      @agustog4009 6 років тому +22

      Melina Jenkins you don’t have to turn all of the lights on for the noir. If you see them you turn away for 30 seconds and they go away (your back to them).

    • @agustog4009
      @agustog4009 6 років тому +9

      Melina Jenkins also vpns are useless :p just buy back door hacks and let yourself get hacked and you can get upwards to 100 D Coins

    • @alienkeef6488
      @alienkeef6488 6 років тому +7

      Totally unrelated but your profile picture is beautiful

    • @keithquang9169
      @keithquang9169 6 років тому +6

      Correct me if I’m wrong but is your profile picture Daddy Shiro?

    • @Motte-9000
      @Motte-9000 6 років тому +1

      KEITH QUANG You are indeed correct.

  • @ayelmao4258
    @ayelmao4258 6 років тому +1633

    1:12:33
    See a killer at the door
    "Let me run at the door so I can get a full view of looking at him"
    Top 10 best gamer logic in the history

    • @LReezy1997
      @LReezy1997 6 років тому +6

      bob lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @343-v3c
      @343-v3c 5 років тому +1

      Horroe*

    • @ლ.ლ-ნ7ძ
      @ლ.ლ-ნ7ძ 5 років тому +4

      B O B B in the history of what???

    • @Yirialo
      @Yirialo 5 років тому

      @@ლ.ლ-ნ7ძ gaming

    • @aromakss
      @aromakss 5 років тому

      666

  • @JunkJawasTaken
    @JunkJawasTaken 4 роки тому +2809

    Breaks into apartment: "HAVE YOU HEARD OF NORD VPN?"

  • @mmus13898
    @mmus13898 2 роки тому +462

    “I hope there’s not a friendly visitor waiting for me”
    Lucas: I’m about to end this man’s whole game

  • @anau725
    @anau725 4 роки тому +3568

    26:51 -- Power outage
    34:31 -- Loud bang, door opens
    46:15 -- Mark hears movement and/or breathing.
    46:37 -- Mark opens door to the bathroom closet.
    55:34 -- Mark hears something.
    57:16 -- "Creepy" noise on the computer.
    1:02:08 -- Power outage
    1:11:24 -- Mark sees Noir on his balcony.
    1:12:39 -- Mark is attacked.
    1:44:47 -- Mark meets a friend.
    1:48:01 -- Power outage
    2:08:36 -- Mark has a stalker peeping at him.
    2:11:41 -- Power outage
    2:19:45 -- Mark Sees Noir on His Balcony: Part Two: The Return of the Noir: The Movie
    2:27:39 -- Mark meets his soulmate.
    I didn't make this.

    • @imtyrese282
      @imtyrese282 4 роки тому +117

      Anău finally, I Was Searching So Long To Find All The Times Of The Jumpscares

    • @lucasblake7581
      @lucasblake7581 4 роки тому +40

      Uuuh I- I RUUUUUUUNN!!!

    • @888-n4h
      @888-n4h 4 роки тому +16

      Thank

    • @emkay1022
      @emkay1022 4 роки тому +12

      Thank you!!

    • @AdamTheKitsune
      @AdamTheKitsune 4 роки тому +9

      do you play dbd?

  • @shadowtailvalcorin
    @shadowtailvalcorin 5 років тому +1843

    Mark free roaming in the hallway, and stairwell gives me intense anxiety.

    • @R3C0NSPARTAN
      @R3C0NSPARTAN 5 років тому +159

      Honestly free roaming my own hallway and stairwell gives me anxiety

    • @stureremil4925
      @stureremil4925 5 років тому +28

      Jordan Busch I can relate

    • @shadowtailvalcorin
      @shadowtailvalcorin 5 років тому +25

      @@R3C0NSPARTAN honestly, same at night

    • @derpyfox1014
      @derpyfox1014 5 років тому +17

      Unrelated, but your profile is adorable

    • @shadowtailvalcorin
      @shadowtailvalcorin 5 років тому +12

      @@derpyfox1014 Why thank you! Its unrelated, but I do appreciate it! I like yours as well.

  • @GRNGVANNA
    @GRNGVANNA 4 роки тому +7125

    Girl: "Getting psychologically tortured"
    Markiplier: Funniest shit I ever saw

    • @mojo7901
      @mojo7901 4 роки тому +88

      No hate funny comment and all but is this comment format getting old to anybody else?

    • @GRNGVANNA
      @GRNGVANNA 4 роки тому +181

      @@mojo7901 kinda but it still makes a funny comment once in a while

    • @mojo7901
      @mojo7901 4 роки тому +29

      G10RN0 G10VANNA yeah but most people just say random things and people have been using it for a year or two

    • @katipunan4212
      @katipunan4212 4 роки тому +82

      @@mojo7901 Its the fucking internet FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN

    • @friight_
      @friight_ 4 роки тому +22

      Humans Are Retarded Creatures it’s literally just repeating the video

  • @RandProductions45
    @RandProductions45 2 роки тому +657

    I’m convinced that the cops don’t care what you’re doing on the deep web, they’re just upset that you’re on the computer past your bed time.

    • @microwavedeletus9115
      @microwavedeletus9115 4 місяці тому +12

      they're only showing up because you're using a pirated copy of windows 7

  • @maryilama6774
    @maryilama6774 5 років тому +4080

    Everyone in the chat: MARK LOCK YOUR DOOORR!
    that one person in the chat: plot twist: we are talking about Mark's actual door

  • @fabz9789
    @fabz9789 3 роки тому +4249

    Adam: if you see the Noir just turn your back and they should be gone
    Mark: leaves the fucking building

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 4 роки тому +6518

    Hacker: I’m going to hack your bank account and steal your Dos.
    Me: *Completes Crossword Puzzle*
    Hacker: ‘Understandable have a nice day’

    • @mojo7901
      @mojo7901 4 роки тому +63

      Is this comment format getting old to anyone else?

    • @maddy5975
      @maddy5975 4 роки тому +178

      @@mojo7901 no its a youtube comment for gods sake not a dissertation

    • @osvaldorestrepo8680
      @osvaldorestrepo8680 4 роки тому +77

      @@mojo7901 Not if it's actually funny

    • @IX_4
      @IX_4 4 роки тому +17

      @@mojo7901 yeah its old

    • @_.v4nny.b0nny._
      @_.v4nny.b0nny._ 4 роки тому +39

      @@mojo7901 I thought it was funny then again I think alot of stupid things are funny so idk

  • @token_Tinko
    @token_Tinko 3 роки тому +413

    Imagine if this was multiplayer and everybody got their hotel room XD

    • @nevermind3421
      @nevermind3421 2 роки тому +14

      I was thinking the same omg 😂😂😂😭

    • @kof1941
      @kof1941 2 роки тому +37

      That would be cool but I think everyone would prank each other and not really get anything else done

    • @jessicamcglaughlin9152
      @jessicamcglaughlin9152 Рік тому +29

      Dude I would love watching the Peens play that. Bob would be screaming through walls yelling, “I FOUND A WRENCH!” And the other guys like “shut the fuck up!”

  • @Aeizium
    @Aeizium 5 років тому +3610

    26:51 -- Power outage
    34:31 -- Loud bang, door opens
    46:15 -- Mark hears movement and/or breathing.
    46:37 -- Mark opens door to the bathroom closet.
    55:34 -- Mark hears something.
    57:16 -- "Creepy" noise on the computer.
    1:02:08 -- Power outage
    1:11:24 -- Mark sees Noir on his balcony.
    1:12:39 -- Mark is attacked.
    1:44:47 -- Mark meets a friend.
    1:48:01 -- Power outage
    2:08:36 -- Mark has a stalker peeping at him.
    2:11:41 -- Power outage
    2:19:45 -- Mark Sees Noir on His Balcony: Part Two: The Return of the Noir: The Movie
    2:27:39 -- Mark meets his soulmate.

    • @sunflwrcat
      @sunflwrcat 5 років тому +139

      Ryan why is this comment so underrated xd

    • @KadenHamner
      @KadenHamner 5 років тому +31

      @@sunflwrcat honestly

    • @Aeizium
      @Aeizium 5 років тому +85

      well i took it from someone else i had to do scrolling to find it so i just reposted it for my own convenience

    • @malevolentmarmalade4828
      @malevolentmarmalade4828 5 років тому +92

      why did you make the scenes sound less scary than they were i almost had a heart attack

    • @Aeizium
      @Aeizium 5 років тому +36

      @@malevolentmarmalade4828 lady that's your own problem, narcissist in training

  • @emighalissa
    @emighalissa 6 років тому +321

    "When are they going to send that assassin after me?"
    *walks downstairs, comes back up to an assassin*
    Be careful what you wish for, Mark

  • @kittycove
    @kittycove 4 роки тому +1520

    The people in chat spamming alt+f4 while Mark is asking how to save: "I have achieved comedy"

    • @anewasafreak
      @anewasafreak 4 роки тому +5

      Very funny, did laugh

    • @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087
      @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 4 роки тому +99

      "Ah yes I will most definitely manage to fool the man who's been playing video games on UA-cam for the past 6 years"

    • @movedaccount2596
      @movedaccount2596 3 роки тому +2

      @[Programmer] Michael Agarkov Yeah

    • @dr.coomer789
      @dr.coomer789 3 роки тому +1

      They technically right, to close the window

    • @MudkipMaster132
      @MudkipMaster132 3 роки тому +3

      @@dr.coomer789 hello gordon!

  • @Anomalocaria
    @Anomalocaria 2 роки тому +63

    i have watched this series about four times now, watching Mark's full on descent into abject madness is a delightful journey - all five stages of grief displayed in a beautiful arc across six episodes, each episode with its own bitter arc of grief, culminating in the Final Acceptance that this game just... isn't for him lol.
    it's always great to follow up the series with a speedrun of the game rofl

    • @omnimonium
      @omnimonium 2 роки тому +4

      artfully stated, not to mention creepily similar to my own motives in rewatching this game again and again

  • @aliciaduarte4878
    @aliciaduarte4878 4 роки тому +9694

    Thank you comments section, you’ve been a lovely host. However I must push on and go...full screen.

    • @novaeffect6714
      @novaeffect6714 3 роки тому +134

      ok

    • @46nezumisucks
      @46nezumisucks 3 роки тому +635

      godspeed, comrade

    • @johnnythejoker1773
      @johnnythejoker1773 3 роки тому +160

      We will crack open a cold one for ya (unless you don’t drink then at that point) we will have to give you a big cake or something I don’t know

    • @thebutterscotchkid2481
      @thebutterscotchkid2481 3 роки тому +132

      NO! You won't be able to handle it!
      (This is a joke)

    • @blehbloop6584
      @blehbloop6584 3 роки тому +115

      Godspeed brave soldier

  • @JK-dv5is
    @JK-dv5is 3 роки тому +1826

    Mark has clearly never seen the vine where the girl gets water poured on her while she is sleeping, and wakes up only to say "hello"

    • @maddijasnyy
      @maddijasnyy 3 роки тому +47

      Ahh the good old days

    • @wowzerswoow
      @wowzerswoow 3 роки тому +30

      Funfact that’s not actually the girl waking up talking it’s the one pouring the water

    • @FilmBucket
      @FilmBucket 3 роки тому +21

      @@wowzerswoow the former is way funnier tho

  • @pepis652
    @pepis652 3 роки тому +6147

    mark accidentally made this game way scarier than it was ever supposed to be by forgetting to pick up a flashlight and getting lost in the dark like a terrified child,, this wasnt even meant to be part of the game man
    edit: i like to visit the replies under my comment here with a bowl of popcorn every couple months or so, with a 'watching the world burn' kind of smile on my face. its very entertaining honestly

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 роки тому +214

      If it wasn't meant to be then the flashlight would have been stuck on him all the time.

    • @briannakotru609
      @briannakotru609 3 роки тому +85

      😂😂 yeah I love how chaotic this video is

    • @MrPonthus
      @MrPonthus 3 роки тому +20

      @@AppleOfThineEye If it wasnt inteded to be scary, why're there jumpscares lol

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 3 роки тому +47

      @@MrPonthus I didn't say the game wasn't intended to be scary, Einstein. Read the original comment again.

    • @MrPonthus
      @MrPonthus 3 роки тому +23

      @@AppleOfThineEye You said you higly doubt that it was intended to be scary. Which means that you dont think it was intended to be scary.

  • @heavensbrat3275
    @heavensbrat3275 2 роки тому +90

    rewatching this, I love how Mark sees the guy at the back door and then IMMEDIATELY walks up to him like nothing bad will happen... then dies and yells at the game

  • @skitzorikk1161
    @skitzorikk1161 5 років тому +778

    Mark: tried to sign up for disease spreading and sharing website*
    Also mark: getting raided by SWAT* "what did I do?!"

  • @gutzbin
    @gutzbin 4 роки тому +894

    I remember playing this game, i was on the 7th hash and some assassin trying to kill me. I went to the bathroom to hide then my mom and cousins came into the room screaming. I never played again.

    • @amethystblue6355
      @amethystblue6355 4 роки тому +52

      Can't you just disable microphone permissions?

    • @bbxgreenieofficial1905
      @bbxgreenieofficial1905 4 роки тому +33

      I laughed my ass off at this comment😂🔥

    • @gutzbin
      @gutzbin 4 роки тому +135

      Zav I liked having them because they made it so i had to focus and stay silent. It immersed me into the game, Especially cause i usually played at around 2-4am.
      The one time i played at 8pm

    • @lillian_0414
      @lillian_0414 4 роки тому +6

      Damn

    • @thisismynamenow
      @thisismynamenow 4 роки тому +13

      Mazen Fisher that’s rough bruh 😂

  • @kokichioma2329
    @kokichioma2329 3 роки тому +955

    Imagine being the neighbor of this guy and just hearing: "I LOCK THE DAMN DOOR you guys are crazy" and you not hearing anyone else talking. You would think this guys nuts and paranoid.

  • @TheDankNootTF2
    @TheDankNootTF2 2 роки тому +183

    Mark: "I don't mean to laugh"
    _Not even 3 seconds later_
    Mark: *_hysterical laughter_*

  • @mefistofeles5193
    @mefistofeles5193 6 років тому +5349

    4 ads, 2 hours 30 minutes,
    *not all heroes wear capes...*

    • @fireboltofdeath
      @fireboltofdeath 5 років тому +241

      0 ads, 2 hours, 30 minutes, 2 seconds.
      Adblocker should wear a cape.

    • @falconeclover3857
      @falconeclover3857 5 років тому +186

      I've seen 10 ads on a 10 minute video

    • @sethhartley4826
      @sethhartley4826 5 років тому +157

      @@falconeclover3857 I've had a 2 hour add unskippable on a 30 sec video.

    • @iidkkdii6341
      @iidkkdii6341 5 років тому +30

      i got two ads

    • @Ledybit
      @Ledybit 5 років тому +51

      ...the flash doesn’t wear a cape...
      Edit- I’m stupid

  • @vickrice6082
    @vickrice6082 3 роки тому +1478

    Mark laughing at the girl going “who is there?” Gives me the energy of that vine of the sleeping girl who gets water poured on her and she just goes “Hello?”

    • @WURMZZZZ_NDSTUFF
      @WURMZZZZ_NDSTUFF 2 роки тому +2

      BJHKGHDKH YES

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 2 роки тому

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING IFUGJGKGVJ

    • @YxngFresco
      @YxngFresco 2 роки тому +20

      I literally just wrote this exact comment over a year later ahahaha

    • @dollyaigacha
      @dollyaigacha Рік тому +5

      I remember that video, comedy gold.

  • @Neppiko
    @Neppiko 6 років тому +608

    This is like me, 6 years old trying to install a free version of Minecraft but instead installed a few hundred viruses

    • @TheZomiex
      @TheZomiex 6 років тому +7

      Sky Coder711 lol I actually did that to my old computer when I was 9

    • @herbalfangaming4472
      @herbalfangaming4472 6 років тому +6

      Hah on my old alcatel one touches I always downloaded viruses by accident while trying to hack my phones into WiFi and other shit

    • @MrAchsas
      @MrAchsas 6 років тому +2

      Sky Coder711 lol i did the same like 7years ago

    • @schirmer4840
      @schirmer4840 6 років тому +2

      Sky Coder711 honestly not gonna lie did the same thing

    • @JugalSingh
      @JugalSingh 6 років тому

      That's me, 4 years ago. Now I play triple-A games from Steam on my beast rig. GOD I LOVE MY LIFE. That's right, I'm flexing on you, Whatcha' gonna do?!?

  • @AnomalousZoologist
    @AnomalousZoologist 6 років тому +303

    When I logged into the stream I KNEW that the assassin was gonna' get you. Lo and behold, he did.
    You really ought to make a series out of this. It's going to take much more time, but it is do-able. You've beaten FNAF, you've beaten Rides with Strangers, you've even beaten the original Welcome to the Game. You just gotta' get the cues down and you're golden.

    • @redsteak5357
      @redsteak5357 6 років тому +2

      Them "cues" are key. 👍😆

    • @jordansommer5919
      @jordansommer5919 6 років тому +1

      Don't forget Vanish XD

    • @TheGeladoo
      @TheGeladoo 6 років тому

      Yeah, this should be a series, just not a livestream again since the chat keeps distracting Mark

  • @PrimoBambino
    @PrimoBambino 4 роки тому +2215

    mark is the only one that can do livestreams, but make it seem like a normal video.

    • @ryleemacdonald863
      @ryleemacdonald863 3 роки тому +45

      yup. Couldn't agree more

    • @Galapogoesgato
      @Galapogoesgato 3 роки тому +17

      Fart head

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 3 роки тому +10

      @Squishified i know he roasted him so badly.

    • @lindorz
      @lindorz 2 роки тому +9

      Shane Shumway damn that could really hurt someone’s soul

    • @gaellorenzo3006
      @gaellorenzo3006 2 роки тому +14

      @@Galapogoesgato DUDE HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT MONSTER

  • @zifebort8245
    @zifebort8245 2 роки тому +24

    3:50
    I love how the game also allow you to free roam, and the fact you can go outside make this game feels like real.. LOVE IT

  • @SYNTRY-lz8hc
    @SYNTRY-lz8hc 5 років тому +2367

    probably dead girl: ...Please tell my parents I love them.
    Mark: *snickers*
    Adam: *Immediately* Okay....
    Mark: *cackles loudly*

    • @z3rox969
      @z3rox969 4 роки тому +18

      I was laughing so hard 😭😭

    • @JamesIsVoid
      @JamesIsVoid 4 роки тому +2

      SYNTRY 9169 ha me

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 4 роки тому +35

      u guys read the chat that was on there to the left side of the girl? It was fkd up to say the least lol

    • @wingardiumlachancla9078
      @wingardiumlachancla9078 4 роки тому +18

      I think he was reading the chat 😅
      Edit : oh welp my bad, he was laughing at the terrible acting of the girl.

    • @guccicoochie7138
      @guccicoochie7138 4 роки тому +1

      Tyffanee Lavely I don’t think it’s real people though

  • @donnieboi6409
    @donnieboi6409 3 роки тому +766

    Anyone remember the “lock the ___” joke in the live chat? It got stupid like, lock the lock, lock the chair, lock the balcony, lock the shower curtain. All because he kept forgetting about locking the door and the chat started trolling

    • @donnieboi6409
      @donnieboi6409 3 роки тому +3

      @@colamaster13 ?

    • @colamaster13
      @colamaster13 3 роки тому +2

      @@donnieboi6409 nvm idk wtf I'm saying

    • @MiniCake44
      @MiniCake44 3 роки тому +21

      Haha yeah I remember! I was laughing so much

    • @donnieboi6409
      @donnieboi6409 3 роки тому +7

      @@MiniCake44 one of my favorite moments!

    • @bjarnhedur
      @bjarnhedur 3 роки тому +5

      yeah pretty annoying

  • @WillowWispGaming
    @WillowWispGaming Рік тому +148

    this is one of my favorite series to binge from Mark but god… it’s infuriating. still hurts me that he never beat it

    • @Firesgone
      @Firesgone Рік тому +53

      Famously the dev was interfering.
      Remember how he was able to see the dev's live twitter page?
      He can watch you whenever you play and spawn in enemies

    • @cavona
      @cavona Рік тому +2

      ​@firesgone7692 welcome to the game I guess lol

    • @morganley4618
      @morganley4618 Рік тому +2

      Same!!!! Watch it every year

    • @someonecd9764
      @someonecd9764 Рік тому +1

      He did beat it huhh

    • @TOONYBOY
      @TOONYBOY Рік тому +3

      When did he beat it? In his last video on the series he said that it was a broken game and he was never coming back to it

  • @bobbarker412
    @bobbarker412 6 років тому +1125

    Quite honestly, the chat log in the game is actually fairly well done. It seems like a real chat, where everyone is different between calling the police or wanting to see her nude...
    My favorite comment: "She needs conditioner" I freaking died.

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 6 років тому +52

      The "I wonder what her head will look like on a stick" one made me chuckle

    • @foursub
      @foursub 6 років тому +39

      Delaine Duquette Kind of agree, though I somewhat doubt anyone on the deep web would use "ROFL" in a chat.

    • @kingslushie1018
      @kingslushie1018 6 років тому +20

      Regard Birch I mean, these are people who find amusement in her murder

    • @scarlettbalderas7817
      @scarlettbalderas7817 6 років тому

      Bob Barker lol

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 6 років тому +1

      So did she

  • @andromeda_va39
    @andromeda_va39 4 роки тому +2594

    In the "Dead or Not" chat, one "user" says "Hi UA-cam!" Accidental fourth wall break?

    • @MudkepHome
      @MudkepHome 4 роки тому +226

      No because the devs knew people are going to upload this to youtube.

    • @boi0111
      @boi0111 4 роки тому +26

      Holy s omg this is insane time travel.

    • @mafraldinha25
      @mafraldinha25 4 роки тому +130

      it’s like that part on undertale genocide route where flowey says something like “I bet somebody else is watching this right now because they were too cowards to do it themselves...”

    • @AlyxDG
      @AlyxDG 4 роки тому +140

      Somebody said "This girl needs some conditioner" which broke me.

    • @ashlynnheller8400
      @ashlynnheller8400 4 роки тому +25

      its also could be beacuse some people have channels dedicated to exploring the deep/dark web

  • @boontedyt
    @boontedyt 3 роки тому +5340

    Mark: Sees someone standing on the balcony
    Mark: what’s popin
    Noir: don’t mind me just watchin

    • @jamiehill1444
      @jamiehill1444 3 роки тому +123

      Mark: brand new whip just hopped in

    • @hornetisspider
      @hornetisspider 3 роки тому +87

      @@jamiehill1444 and now you are permanently locked *in*

    • @supremekermitt
      @supremekermitt 3 роки тому +5

      omg my brudda

    • @MizzyThwang
      @MizzyThwang 3 роки тому +4

      @@supremekermitt m mlmmlmoooklk kookoooo kokoko kookookokoko kkoookokokokkokkkkkokkkkkkokkkkkkkkkokkkkkoko no mkkkkkkkkkkkokooo. Lon

    • @Aztecha2003
      @Aztecha2003 3 роки тому +2

      Did you just reference NF

  • @SkyeTheNerd
    @SkyeTheNerd Рік тому +15

    I don't understand how this game gets me so scared unlike other horror games. It's a masterclass in suspense and tension. I'm scared the entire time and filled with paranoia

  • @The_Anti-Guide
    @The_Anti-Guide 6 років тому +1821

    "When you hear WHOOM you don't say hello, you go AHHH and run"
    Mark: *hears chair scratch* Hello? Is anybody there?
    Mark: *hears crash* HELLO?! WHO'S IN HERE WITH ME?!
    Mark: *hears random noises* COULD YOU MAYBE NOT!! *Does not run away*
    Okay Mark, don't say hello, got it, just run.

    • @Mnyu
      @Mnyu 6 років тому +13

      Mikowski I KNOW RIGHT?? And he started the video complaining on how the girl froze and asked "Hello?" when there was a noise 😔

    • @nintendosphia4449
      @nintendosphia4449 6 років тому +7

      *reads comment*
      Huh, your name is like that little green thing from monsters inc

    • @EqicBunny
      @EqicBunny 6 років тому +11

      I'm 100% sure the first time he was doing it as a joke because his reaction was quite delayed

    • @eva-kp6jh
      @eva-kp6jh 6 років тому +2

      .

    • @jaybird6597
      @jaybird6597 6 років тому +1

      Riiiiiiiight mark. *slow inhale* riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Weeeeeee ruuuuuun. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. *inhale*
      Riiiiiiight. *exhale* right. Right? Right.... *sigh*

  • @chloedavis2822
    @chloedavis2822 4 роки тому +2105

    Mark: I haven't been hacked in awhile
    Gets hacked
    Mark: when are they going to send the assassinator
    Gets assassinated

    • @CamJam312
      @CamJam312 4 роки тому +38

      You missed the opportunity to say "Mark gets assassinatored"

    • @08_oso
      @08_oso 4 роки тому +3

      No one is assassinated. That's just a hitman/killing cult. You are assassinated if it was for political reasons, other wise you were murdered or killed

    • @homelesshobo4643
      @homelesshobo4643 4 роки тому +47

      @@08_oso actually, assasination is defined by premeditated sudden or secretive murder. Political, financial, personal reasons dont really matter, the word just is usually used when a political official is killed secretly.

    • @lettuce4179
      @lettuce4179 4 роки тому +4

      @瑞安卡特里尔 no ur mom haha lol

    • @hienosaatoa
      @hienosaatoa 4 роки тому

      @@lettuce4179 no ur mom big funny

  • @ahmedluay-mu7me
    @ahmedluay-mu7me 6 років тому +150

    You should lock the door
    To avoid Lucas
    A method to avoid him while your in your apartment
    You should listen carefully to his lock picking
    Hide In the closet listen to the door opening and closing
    Then you can leave
    And yeah you should close your pc

  • @CryoDrago
    @CryoDrago Рік тому +65

    I love how he gets up and he’s just immediately flashbanged and arrested 😂

  • @salacious_modeus.
    @salacious_modeus. 4 роки тому +1413

    *”This girl needs some conditioner.”*
    Me: _wheezing like a lunatic_

    • @umbraexe3069
      @umbraexe3069 4 роки тому +88

      Im so glad you saw that too😂 those commets were fucked but some were so funny

    • @wxc9076
      @wxc9076 4 роки тому +24

      SHE NEED SOME milk oh sorry wrong thing ehem SHE NEED SOME CONDITIONER

    • @PearuArmasJ
      @PearuArmasJ 4 роки тому +2

      Where's the funny

    • @432applechips5
      @432applechips5 4 роки тому +13

      @@PearuArmasJ shut up

    • @xoxotwitch.x
      @xoxotwitch.x 4 роки тому +36

      The, “I’m about c*m” made me laugh for no reason 😭

  • @FlaminGamin2237
    @FlaminGamin2237 5 років тому +3556

    Mark: When you hear... *WHoOoOOm* , your first instinct isn't to go "HELLO?"
    *In Mark's playthrough of the 1st game*
    *loud noises*
    Mark: HELLO!?

  • @jackaruby4222
    @jackaruby4222 6 років тому +181

    Every time Mark peaked through the peephole I expected Agent 47 with a silenced pistol right against the peephole.

  • @meltingmoon5161
    @meltingmoon5161 3 роки тому +158

    Mark: "I don't wanna play this game for hundreds of hours!"
    So he plays it for 17 hours

  • @user-mh7db7ei1s
    @user-mh7db7ei1s 6 років тому +2069

    You know, people like to crap on Let's Plays by saying things such as, "Why wouldn't you just play the game yourself?"
    THIS is why. This game is extremely well thought-out and interesting, but oh my god, does it give me anxiety. I'm such a chicken that I would sit in the shower the whole time and not achieve anything. So thanks Mark, for dealing with the Noir and the Breather so that wimps like me can hide in the comments when it gets too intense and enjoy the story.

    • @NE0INEAN
      @NE0INEAN 6 років тому +79

      Bunny Wabbit I’ve never related to a comment so much before. Well said.

    • @fisherofmen3336
      @fisherofmen3336 6 років тому +54

      And this way is free ;)

    • @bagduster9381
      @bagduster9381 6 років тому +44

      Bunny Wabbit yeah same with me, this game literally has me sobbing on the floor with the whole house lit up holding a nerf gun or something. I need to man up tbh.

    • @morena9900
      @morena9900 6 років тому +15

      Bunny Wabbit i literally pause the video like every 2 minutes to *breathe*

    • @DylanTheDuck18
      @DylanTheDuck18 6 років тому +24

      Bunny Wabbit YES! and it can be really ironic when they watch sports, but don’t play them. They always make me so mad and I usually try to throw the questions back at them.
      Sorry about the rant

  • @dustynakaandbjrn7792
    @dustynakaandbjrn7792 6 років тому +281

    "I forgot my flashlight" *completely ignores flashlight*

    • @eloise1579
      @eloise1579 5 років тому +7

      Oh no it's a bear run he could attack at any moment

  • @mothiq
    @mothiq 6 років тому +515

    26:51 -- Power outage
    34:31 -- Loud bang, door opens
    46:15 -- Mark hears movement and/or breathing.
    46:37 -- Mark opens door to the bathroom closet.
    55:34 -- Mark hears something.
    57:16 -- "Creepy" noise on the computer.
    1:02:08 -- Power outage
    1:11:24 -- Mark sees Noir on his balcony.
    1:12:39 -- Mark is attacked.
    1:44:47 -- Mark meets a friend.
    1:48:01 -- Power outage
    2:08:36 -- Mark has a stalker peeping at him.
    2:11:41 -- Power outage
    2:19:45 -- Mark Sees Noir on His Balcony: Part Two: The Return of the Noir: The Movie
    2:27:39 -- Mark meets his soulmate.
    i took this from another comment, so i didnt do any of this. i just wanted a quicker jump scare list to get to for my self

    • @ashleighgoodwin8498
      @ashleighgoodwin8498 6 років тому +6

      love your profile picture

    • @antonhagbox02
      @antonhagbox02 5 років тому +10

      That second one should be labeled "FBI OPEN UP!!!!"

    • @teeter_1253
      @teeter_1253 5 років тому +2

      thx

    • @tflees
      @tflees 5 років тому +2

      i want die RTgame fan? Or no.

    • @tflees
      @tflees 5 років тому +1

      I want die mii

  • @superhoodies7642
    @superhoodies7642 6 років тому +479

    "Sorry I don't mean to laugh" top 10 things to say while watching a kidnapping.

  • @Mechmanjj
    @Mechmanjj 6 років тому +102

    Please, please mark keep playing this game. Make a series out of it.
    It's very hard game but you will love it now that its finished.

  • @detectivegoose1107
    @detectivegoose1107 3 роки тому +499

    Girl at the beginning: "If they do get to me, please tell my parents I love them."
    Mark: *giggles*

    • @allywaite7600
      @allywaite7600 3 роки тому +61

      In his defense, the acting really was awful. She held a mostly straight face the whole time. Her expression was less of “^^^^”and more like “I hope I have enough cash to pay the fine at the library”

    • @killergamer3211
      @killergamer3211 2 роки тому +26

      @@allywaite7600 True. More expressive faces would have been nicer, fake tears, a bit of a messier appearance, and even vocal chances would have made it feel more real than default siri talking facts about cheese (just a random example, cheese is actually a intresting thing to learn about)

    • @kazneal7717
      @kazneal7717 2 роки тому

      I would find her parents immediately after watching that. Fuck trying to save her.

    • @sant6820
      @sant6820 2 роки тому +1

      I mean that is the most cliche thing she can say

  • @collinpayant7963
    @collinpayant7963 Рік тому +43

    im very convinced that this is one of the most difficult games to play and complete. Its extremely realistic, disturbing, and punishing. People arent used to games like this, and thats why its so popular. love it

  • @logicallyillogical982
    @logicallyillogical982 6 років тому +292

    *drone drops package*
    Mark: THE FUTURE IS NOW

  • @skelepuns8781
    @skelepuns8781 4 роки тому +169

    "This game would take hours of methodical bullshitting"
    I mean... yeah

  • @etherealmei8540
    @etherealmei8540 5 років тому +177

    Mark: "hope there's not a friendly visitor waiting for me :3"
    also mark (almost immediately): *meets friendly visitor in the hall and proceeds to death hard*

  • @meercat1880
    @meercat1880 2 роки тому +9

    this game holds a very special place in my heart. that place, although quarantined off and monitored by 6 different guards, sure is special to me.

  • @CarlySavannahHopp
    @CarlySavannahHopp 6 років тому +82

    for some reason, i find this game scarier than any game i’ve seen mark play (except for maybe re7). just the paranoia and constant worry of someone watching you gives me the creeps. plus the thought of the dark web is just spooky.

    • @charltonallen7646
      @charltonallen7646 6 років тому +2

      Carly Savannah Johnson especially the fact that this stuff can happen in the real world

    • @irequirecaffeine
      @irequirecaffeine 6 років тому +1

      it's just the fact that yeah, this stuff actually can happen and that freaks me the hell out. like i've never been to the point where i'm like "alright i should wait until daytime to watch this video" because i'm only about 30 minutes in and i'm about to piss myself

    • @williamtaylor7835
      @williamtaylor7835 6 років тому

      Even scarier is that the dark web is a real thing

    • @ChaseFace
      @ChaseFace 6 років тому +1

      Let's calm down everyone lol. The dark web has illegal stuff but it has plenty of legal stuff for people who want complete anonymity in their browsing habits. If you used it every day to look at illegal content like child porn then yeah the police will probably come knocking with a warrant. If you just use it normally you have nothing to worry about. That's the reality of the dark web, no one's going to come kill you if you use it, promise.

    • @blueguy15
      @blueguy15 6 років тому

      The scariest part about this game to me is that these people and websites actually exist somewhere on this planet.

  • @violetzforrosez
    @violetzforrosez 4 роки тому +523

    The fact that this game erases all your progress when you die is exactly what is keeping me from ever playing this

    • @adrianortiz8751
      @adrianortiz8751 2 роки тому +3

      Does getting arrested also make you lose your progress???

    • @itsflawless8707
      @itsflawless8707 2 роки тому +5

      No you obviously get to pay your bail on go on with life

    • @demonx326
      @demonx326 2 роки тому +3

      @@itsflawless8707 first off not everyone gets bail, second off bail Keeps you out for only ONE month than you go back to court and they either keep you on house arrest which is a low chance of send you to jail for however man years

    • @demonx326
      @demonx326 2 роки тому

      Many*

    • @Greedsmith
      @Greedsmith 2 роки тому +3

      @@demonx326 You know you can edit your message, right? You don’t need to make a new comment to correct yourself.

  • @greenscreen7948
    @greenscreen7948 5 років тому +395

    "This girl needs some conditioner"
    -user679

  • @friedchickenchessemilos2687
    @friedchickenchessemilos2687 3 роки тому +72

    Oddly enough I like to re-watch the series to help me sleep, listening to this or watching this before going to bed is actually helping me sleep, thanks mark!

    • @dummyrice1105
      @dummyrice1105 Рік тому +3

      Same actually it can get so tedious that but still interesting that I fall asleep

    • @Ava-fx8to
      @Ava-fx8to Рік тому +1

      me too, i’ve watched it like 4 times 😭

    • @joeytorres4566
      @joeytorres4566 7 місяців тому

      I fell asleep during part one

    • @Skullfrog626
      @Skullfrog626 5 місяців тому

      Same here

  • @jamper9039
    @jamper9039 4 роки тому +318

    Game: *scratching noises and weird noises*
    Chat: MARK YOU MUST HIDE
    Mark: *keeps speaking REALLY LOUD so he doesn't hear anything*

  • @ev9947
    @ev9947 6 років тому +399

    I love how mark is talking about
    “ DONT SAY HELLO WHEN U HEAR A LOUD NOISE!”
    Yet when he played the first version of this game 1 year ago, that’s all he did when he heard noises like that XDDD

  • @Gibbithy_the_problem_child
    @Gibbithy_the_problem_child 4 роки тому +223

    Mark: whenever you hear wooooooooom you don’t say hello
    Also mark:*every time he hears a noise in any other game* hellooo

    • @kauedasilva1072
      @kauedasilva1072 4 роки тому +2

      I don’t recall any of those noises being a wooooooooom.

    • @Burscutum
      @Burscutum 3 роки тому

      @@calebwong8317 The joke was none of the noises Mark said "helloooo?" too were "wooooom" so technically him reacting to random noises isn't him being hypocritical

  • @wolfvalentine3550
    @wolfvalentine3550 2 роки тому +541

    me trying to enjoy a nice burrito while watching some mark let's plays
    Mark: "I really want AIDS"
    *slowly puts burrito away and shuts off pc*

    • @PunkWad
      @PunkWad 2 роки тому +12

      You don't get to the cat and or the milk part, did you?

    • @nordic7453
      @nordic7453 2 роки тому +1

      Why the burrito doe

    • @Flameonoodle
      @Flameonoodle 2 роки тому +1

      @@nordic7453 Why not?

    • @thetrueknight
      @thetrueknight 2 роки тому +4

      When I heard that I was like “ok Jared Fogle”

    • @roleye
      @roleye 2 роки тому +2

      @@PunkWad or the shit pills?

  • @Punchy-blonde20
    @Punchy-blonde20 5 років тому +304

    Marks logic: “oh, there is a guy OUTSIDE the window, so to get away from him, I will run all the way downstairs to OUTSIDE” lol, mark

  • @DemonicDomi
    @DemonicDomi 6 років тому +342

    Me watching mark play Welcome To The Game 2 after watching twitch streamers play this for a week straight: MAAAAAAARKKKKK...
    Tips: change WiFi up often to avoid the swat, keep the door locked.When the Noir show up, turn your back to them. Don’t turn off the lights, HIDE if you hear cars/footsteps. If you hear breathing, don’t go into the alley way, if you do, move fast and hide in the little closet in the alley way. Hold the door shut if the breather is outside.
    If the window opens, don’t look at it!!! VPNs are important. You want them to turn yellow or green before you place them on walls around the building. The 3rd floor and the 10th floor are the best bit. Don’t waste your flashlight. Turn off the monitor any time you hide or leave the apt. Can’t get hacked if it’s not on. :) I have more tips but those reveal some spoilers. (Also, Avoid the Doll Maker all together, he is just a time waster but the experience is interesting the first time around. Only click his link once you have gone through everything else.)

    • @tahneethompson6012
      @tahneethompson6012 6 років тому +6

      don't ruin it do you not want to see him freak out and learn his lesson

    • @DemonicDomi
      @DemonicDomi 6 років тому +33

      Tahnee Thompson I’d like to see him actually make progress in the game lol

    • @linhfphung7867
      @linhfphung7867 6 років тому +12

      I kinda both want him to be prepared but also figure it out....but i feel like if he doesnt find out, he'll just leave it with this video and never know.

    • @samuellacika5700
      @samuellacika5700 6 років тому +6

      When you turn off all lights and PC, Lucas will spend less time searching for you. The window will always open, it tells you when the Noir starts to be active.

    • @tahneethompson6012
      @tahneethompson6012 6 років тому +1

      Domi Holton we watch markiplier to be entertained not to see fast progression

  • @Ad-bd6ns
    @Ad-bd6ns 4 роки тому +264

    Guy on the balcony : hi there
    mark : Hmm ill come closer to you
    also mark : dies
    still mark : WHY ?!

  • @MsBlackRussia1682
    @MsBlackRussia1682 3 роки тому +31

    This game always freaked me out because I always felt that it was real in someway somehow & it’s just uncomfortably weird. Although, IT IS DAMN WELL MADE & EXTREMELY ENTERTAINING WHICH IS WHY THEY ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY NEED WELL HAVE TO MAKE MORE WITH MORE HISTORY & BACKGROUND!!!!!! WELL DONE CREATORS/DEVELOPERS♥️👍🏽🤙🏽 ✌🏽

  • @thomasdavis8722
    @thomasdavis8722 3 роки тому +5268

    the scariest part of this game is that someone wrote all of this

    • @5ince_true516
      @5ince_true516 3 роки тому +159

      The creator of the doll maker are sick fuck... 😆🤔

    • @oceanjones4811
      @oceanjones4811 3 роки тому +51

      Wait... how do they know about these sites....?

    • @kuriousk927
      @kuriousk927 3 роки тому +644

      @@oceanjones4811 some of the sites are based off of known criminal hangouts (like the pedo ones), and the one for the dollmaker is a slightly altered version of a creepy pasta. Still creepy af

    • @katiemcgroddy9712
      @katiemcgroddy9712 3 роки тому +385

      @@kuriousk927 TW for stuff about the dollmaker:
      Fun fact, the dollmaker creepypasta is based off a real guy who kidnapped girls and cut off their limbs to sell them as living sex dolls.

    • @consequenceandmorality9937
      @consequenceandmorality9937 3 роки тому +102

      @@katiemcgroddy9712 Yeah who himself was inspired by the work of Gillies De Ries i.e Bluebeard.

  • @whoreally7287
    @whoreally7287 6 років тому +513

    One of the comments on the dead Or not site was “this girl need some conditioner” LMAO

    • @BannanaRamaz
      @BannanaRamaz 6 років тому +23

      Who Really and “I’m hard as fuck right now” I was hoping mark would see them lol 😂

    • @rozoneyt5299
      @rozoneyt5299 6 років тому +5

      Saw it to 😂😂

    • @KBRyou
      @KBRyou 6 років тому +20

      Someone asked to see her feet lmao

    • @coricognitions
      @coricognitions 6 років тому +11

      i think someone also asked what she might smell like and if they can have her underwear

    • @elliemorgan1724
      @elliemorgan1724 5 років тому +6

      bravepirates16 don’t be an asshole and let people enjoy the video. it’s not cool or cute it’s just rude.

  • @user-zk4ie7bh9e
    @user-zk4ie7bh9e 4 роки тому +395

    "You probably shouldn't just run in guns blazing..."
    Me: *Heist flashbacks*

  • @liff_
    @liff_ 7 місяців тому +2

    i love coming back to these after a while and just rewatching all the streams for this game

  • @savannahe8977
    @savannahe8977 4 роки тому +15506

    Who else is binging this series again to kill time since corona

    • @thatdudewhoputallthetowels602
      @thatdudewhoputallthetowels602 4 роки тому +78

      🤠

    • @tigervalley62
      @tigervalley62 4 роки тому +246

      Even though he never finished it...

    • @Ri_5475
      @Ri_5475 4 роки тому +43

      I'm now starting to watch it 😂

    • @kawaiinigga1794
      @kawaiinigga1794 4 роки тому +87

      @@tigervalley62 he finished it lol
      Look at the play list 3H vid and the other is 4H and more

    • @waterguy1744
      @waterguy1744 4 роки тому +36

      I forgot he finished it as in one of the video titles said he wasn't, so I just recently found the newer ones, so yes,

  • @andrewr3846
    @andrewr3846 5 років тому +1766

    I let out a powerful fart and mark stops and says “I heard that” 13:03 . Good 4th wall break mark

    • @callmewolf3910
      @callmewolf3910 5 років тому +9

      😂😂

    • @afternoon_stalker1206
      @afternoon_stalker1206 4 роки тому +167

      “I let out a powerful fart” is the best fucking sentence I’ve ever heard.

    • @infinitelove247
      @infinitelove247 4 роки тому +13

      Was it that bad? Lol

    • @andrewr3846
      @andrewr3846 4 роки тому +36

      Infinite Love let’s just say I’m surprised I didn’t get a noise complaint

    • @Silverlugia1256
      @Silverlugia1256 4 роки тому +7

      @@andrewr3846 it's not a fourth wall break if the video was years before what you did

  • @artiststrashcan2542
    @artiststrashcan2542 6 років тому +744

    Markiplier: Don't be there
    Hitman: *is there*

    • @BlameJuliet
      @BlameJuliet 6 років тому +1

      FNAF Theories & Minecraft Gaming I read this as it happened hahahaha

    • @psyche1867
      @psyche1867 6 років тому

      and you know wat he wants :P

    • @stephanie3185
      @stephanie3185 6 років тому +1

      BUT WHY THO??

    • @artiststrashcan2542
      @artiststrashcan2542 6 років тому +2

      Stephanie Tangalos Cuz you tried to hack into the most secure place on the deep web which has top secret info

    • @killerbunny4075
      @killerbunny4075 6 років тому

      hooooooooooooooooo

  • @Youhadabadday2021
    @Youhadabadday2021 Рік тому +14

    So, I came back to this video because of information I learned regarding this particular stream. Similar to Clustertruck, apparentally the dev behind this game embedded a backdoor into the files, allowing him to remotely control the game itself and everything that occurs within. Though unlike the Clustertruck livestream, where the devs futzed around with the visuals and tried to cheer Mark up from his rage at the time, the dev in this stream decided to manipulate the game so that it would constantly screw Mark over. I wonder if they would've still done it if they had known that doing so would make the experience so miserable for Mark that it caused him to quit the series entirely?