Don't forget your backup stockings!
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
- Christmas is a time for giving, and FORGIVING. Hopefully, Jason and I can find some common ground this year.
#christmas #christmasstocking #crunchymom
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Emily Morrow
Jason D. Morrow
Crunchy mom should at least make Jason homemade, mostly organic candy bars. I think he's earned it.
I love how the kids participate but we don't know their faces.
"Twine and tiny pine cones...whatever will i do with these treasures?"
They got Jason's sarcasm. 🤣
Because it really had to be sarcasm. 😂
I really don't believe that was sarcasm! 😁😁
I hope there is a second part to this one! Poor Jason!
Yes! I need the ducks to go back to happy! 😢😅
He got a stocking full of mistletoe and one Butterfinger.
@@SRose-vp6ew or at least a homemade butterfinger with organic locally sourced cocoa and organic locally sourced flaked peanut butter praline :) can't have that palm oil afterall
@racheltadeu346 oh yum, was just wondering how one would make a homemade butterfinger, then read your "peanut butter praline"... I need to make that tonight, palm oil be damned! 😅
@@racheltadeu346totally just screenshot this lol
She says "just ONCE can you go along with what I want??" but Jason doesn't get credit for the year he made the apple tart?? The slander
Oh the slander!
No because your ruining Christmas for the kids
Doesn't Jason basically always go along with what she wants?
@@violetbilodeau my thinking as well, he is very accomodating for not being crunchy.
@@violetbilodeauhe’s scrunchy
I fully expected "Santa" to run up and give Jason a big kiss after all that stress. 💞
Santa was too busy being smug
Awe... Poor Jason. People are more important than being perfectly crunchy.
Jason's face of sorrow at the end was actually kind of sad.
Yeah. Sometimes I feel bad for Jason and when that happens they lose me just a little bit
Yep😢
This is the first video I worried for their fictional marriage [not the real Jason and Emily, but the characters they play for youtube]
Yeah, it’s the face of a dad who knows his kids are being set up to be bullied until adulthood… and sons who won’t have a lot in common with him. I know this is supposed to highlight how OTT crunchy moms can be, but Jason’s so game to go along with so much, when the videos show this side of it, I just get sad and wish he was in a better marriage. 🫤
Yeah. I really hope we see a part 2 of this where Emily gets a bit of comeuppance and Jason gets a win. As someone who has felt like a hostage in their own relationship, this one made me very sad.
I’m fully invested in this story now. Did Jason get his Butterfinger bar for Christmas?? I MUST KNOW!!
I was waiting for that too!!
I am so on Jason's side
This channel holds my attention more than when I used to have cable and watch alllllll the shows.
"Whatever will I do with these treasures?" Aww, too cute!
the way she smirks and is so pleased wuth his discomfort
This kinda plunged a dagger in my heart for Jason. 😢 Lately these vids have been giving me some serious collywobbles. Wheres the Ghost of Emily Future?
Please tell me theres a part 2 coming 🤣🙏
#justiceforjason
Ten to one , one of those kids is going to rebel as a teen, by bringing home purple ketchup and pizza pockets just to drive her bloody nuts XD Nobody likes having every single decision micromanaged for them, regardless of their motive.
100% team Jason on this one.
Make the man some homemade candy, and toss some hand crafted slingshots and felt ball projectiles in their stockings.
😂 I think we all envisioned the ducks being turned with Jason
Yes 😂
Awe, Jason just wants a little suga 💋 🍫
Sometimes that crunchy gotta come from a Butterfinger
😂😂🤣
Poor Jason
I know these are skits, but I still always feel awful for him 😅
me too.
Jason needed a backup backup stocking 😂
If their address was available, it'd be scary how many treats Jason would get mailed to him!
We need the episode where Jason finds his real backup stocking on the Silky Mom down the street. 😂
Please let there be a happier follow up - crunchy mom needs to make amends 🥺
Yup! Turn those ducks back around.
Crunchy Mum needs to stop ignoring Scrunchy Dad...
It's funny how Jason is still baffled by his wife
That makes 2 of us...
But he isn’t
No, he's not. He understands very well, and getting seriously frustrated. But if you saw The Ghost of Emily Past, I hope they are leading up to some holes being punched in Emily's new-found smugness.
An orange? Before Breakfast Momma?
I had to play that one line for my family as the kids opened their oranges in their stockings. Melts my heart. So cute.
#Justice4Jason
He needed that random kiss
…this one has me baffled!
Jason expresses HIS needs… magical music Christmas morning, kids are happy, but what about him? She was like, “told you so…” with her facial expression, but he remained unseen.
Sad one. Very sad.
I feel like this has become her religion in the name of "health." She sits on a pedestal of "holier than thou" because she's researched every minute detail and has come to the conclusion that everything modern is toxic. I fear her obsession to control everything their environment is more toxic and damaging to her relationship than she realizes. At first he was reluctantly on board and somewhat of accepting of her ideas, and now it seems he's just tired of being controlled.
Everyone is “religious” about something and ultimately one person will adopt the other persons “religion”.
When that doesn’t happen or the two can’t accept the others “religion” divorce happens.
Kinda sadly waiting for Jason to get fed up.
Yesssss finally some resistance from Jason! Lol now we need the kids to wake up from their complacency and start giving some more push back then Emily might cave and break and glumly go back to being silky but is never fully herself and happy so everyone tries to get her back and they reach a healthy middle ground emerging stronger as family 🍿🌭🍸
I have a problem with this video because it never resolved the problem in their marriage. I know it's probably a joke, but forcing a lifestyle onto one's partner is in no way okay. If it were the opposite and the husband in this relationship was crunchy and forcing his wife to go crunchy, everyone would be up in arms about this being abuse. Even if you know what you're doing is best for you and your family, those decisions must be made as a team with your spouse. Although, it is true that kids will ultimately love most what matches the lifestyle their primary parent is raising them with. Good for you or not, that is called conditioning. That being said, I had high hopes for this video being funny but instead just found it sad and emotionally unrewarding. Regardless, I hope you all have a merry Christmas.
I thought it was funny. It's an exaggerated, common, but overstated version of everyday life.
Agreed. While I know this is satire and Jason is perfectly happy in his real marriage, this video really made me sad. I think that was probably the point, but they may have overestimated....
Ok, there has to be a part two!!! HAS TO BE!!
I love the sytirical videos you make. Your shorts always pop up for me and always give me a chuckle. It reminds me of my grandmother and how she'll go overboard with the crunchy life at times.
I think Jason is making fun of himself in writing this one and everyone missed it: the boys are perfectly happy in spite of his fears about them not having tech or gadgets.
Merry crunchy Christmas 🎄
Or "Munchy Christmas" for short 😁
Wait, the moral of the story is that she deprived her kids of fun things and then gloated about it? Seriously?
Twine and tiny pinecones are fun!
Poor Jason. Crunchy mom needs to give him what he really wants. Turn those ducks back!
The ducks 😂😂 they get me every time
This is just depressing, because you know some poor kid out there is actually getting a wool ball from his crazy hippie mother instead of something he actually wants.
i love you guys so much, it’s so cool seeing content creators from KY.
Get some sugar cane or make some coconut sugar 😅 I think Jason earned some home make candy bars. Make your own butterfingers😅
😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
poor Jason, yearning for Christmases of yore: circa 2017 😂😂😂😂😂
Dear Jason,
You better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout! (I'm tellin' you why: Crunchy Claus is comin' to town! 😂😂😂😂
Now I’m sad! Fix this woman! Part 2 ?????❤️
The geese turning away from each other 👌
🎵I saw daddy kissing Mrs. Claus🎵
First time one of your shorts made me feel sad. Both ducks turned!
I have given wool ball before and I bought balls of yarn for each of my kids. 🤫😵 I bet some kids will like them.😆😆
Jason run now ! RUN!🏃♂️
I love these videos so much Emily. You are too stinking cute! Jason is sorta cute too. Bwahahahaha
Yay, the requested temporary Crunchy Dad positive character arc regression! 😂
Santa Claus? Thought crunchy only used REAL ingredients! 😅😂😊😅
I was waiting for the happy ending but it didn't come.. 😢
😂😂😅
She's corrupted those kids 😂 honestly I don't care how down to earth you are if I got pine needles as a kid I'd have been mad the orange yea we got oranges in our stockings and candy and trading cards or gicjoes or whatever and we got those while we waited for parents to wake up
On come on, let jason have his butterfinger!!!🤣🤣🤣
I sent this to my husband and he replied with “this is literally you.” And trust me, Emily would NOT consider me crunchy 😂
Those kids are adorable.
Everyone I knew who had super strict parents. The rebellion was epic.
This is the first video I've seen after being without electricity or internet for 4 days. I laughed SO HARD. Well done!
If only Crunchy mom had randomly kissed Jason at the end of scene 1 or scene 2 here!
Merry Christmas to all the really very crunchy people.
Not the ducks being turned away from each other!😭
If she gave him a little kiss at the end, it would have been the perfect ending
The perfect ending would have been "And then she woke up!"
Love seeing the Christmas Tapestry and Mortimer’s Christmas Manager in the background ❤
"Alder, we can roll these down the stairs!" - I love how sad this is.
I'd rather they got excited about their wool balls they can decorate and create games with, one of which being rolling it down the stairs- than if they'd been given a kitten and decided to see how it lands when they roll it down the stairs.
Crunchy mom really has to compromise with Jason man he deservesomething
I couldn't imagine being bullied and belittled in my home like that - having a know it all partner who micro manages (controls) everyone. Even though these videos are partially satire, they give me anxiety.
I thought Jason was going to open a butterfinger filled stocking at the end….
Same here. It’s only once a year.
I thought Santa was going to kiss him ‘just because.’
Mommy, Daddy! Stop fighting 😭😭😭
Your son sounds a little like Linus from the peanuts Christmas special. This makes me happy 🙂
Merry Christmas ✝️
Just run Jason RUN!!!
Man, this is so wholesome.
I feel sorry for Jason. He can't seem to get on board with Emily's way, poor guy!
Seems like Jason needs a Snickers.
Not the ducks 😂
I truly wish I had been parented by you, Emily. ❤️ Merry Christmas.
Laughed so hard I had to watch it again to hear what I missed 😂
Oof the ducks are gonna be in different timezones after this lol
I think your view and scene help many crunchy moms to take care of our scrunchy dads more ❤ i tend to go on extrems 😅 so i always remember this part of the book you shared about to make a crunchy decision and instead of having this stress for desire something toxic 😅 i just pick one cookie or so... Then i regreat it when my tummy hurts 😂 or when i realized the aroma was better than the taste 😅 but! I deal better with the stress that generate everything that i should avoid 😊 thank u guys you are awesome and your kids lovely ❤😊
Have been watching you for a while and just found out your from paducah😂 girl I'm from Mayfield. Lol
If you give an inch they take a mile.
Merry crunchmas! 🎄🎅🎁
The ducks 😂 You need a video about the ducks ❤
There is... Go back in the archives! 😊
So what did he get?
This is so wholesome 🥰
Is it bad that I can relate to Crunchy Mom here? I'm avoiding junk food. Given that so many people are sick so often these days, I figure I need as much immune system support and anti-inflammatory support as possible.
I've never been this early 😅
2:10 - it was at this moment, he knew he needed a divorce.
Now this was just depressing! Lol
Poor Jason!
I'm on tenterhooks waiting to see what Jason has in his stocking! I hope it's kissing ducks!
Question. What do you do with the presents from family memebers that aren't crunchy?
Save non crunchy gifts in a box, give it back out- regifting to non crunchy family, friends. Or make donation to shelters, or homeless peoples who need anything.
That's sad
Hilarious that there’s a big box “smeggo” waffle ad right before this. Like, dude you are barking up the wrong audience here 😂
Mine was about the Sandy Hook school shooting. 🤷🏻♂️
The algorithm is all wrong.
Fabtic frequency just so 😂😂😂
This feels too real. Like maybe there is this underlying current within their relationship IRL
I think at this point Jason is in it because of the boys...
This made me actually sad for Jason….
Jason needs a back-up wife… 😂
Is Emily drinking dishwater at the end? It sure looks like dishwater.
I'm sure her home made dish soap is made of edible ingredients, she'd never wash dishes with the hormone disrupting chemical laden blue stuff!
I bet it’s bone broth or an ACV tonic.
It’s gotta be potato water
@@adbei370 Potato water doesn't sound very appetizing either.
Does Crunchy Mom know she's on a downward slide to Jason seeking a new santa?
We need a followup video with Jason’s fantasy of how he thought stockings should go - poor guy ❤️🩹
She looks like the lady from toddlers and tiaras