First Contact (feat. Daniel Howell)
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- You stole my heart. Please give it back. I need it to live.
Featuring Daniel Howell ( / danisnotonfire )
Written and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Produced by Fleur Brooklin Smith & Marianne Turton (www.flipsidetal...)
Co-Written and Production Assistance by Eddie 'Eddache' Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography and Colour Grading by Ciaran O'Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Editing and Camera Assistance by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Visual Effects by David 'Hoolopee' Post ( / hoolopee )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Production Assistance by Charlie Hicks
Gaffer by Christine Alexander ( / good_grief94 )
Camera Assistance by Austin Phillips ( / ozzzzzy1 )
Sound Recording by Taz Fairbanks ( / tazfairbanks )
Make-Up and Costume by Silvija Vil ( / 2svj7 )
with NeonFiona as A Woman ( / neonfiona )
Daniel Dobbs as The Goofy Grey Guy ( / danieldobbsmusic )
and Megan, Rob, Millie, Kirsty, Connor, Liam, Georgie, Harris, Shahenshah, Ella, David, Matt, Hattie, Chloe, Noor, Gerald, Jake and Erin as Party People
CONTENT WARNING: Blood, groping, a fairly sexist and undeveloped female character, goopy gore.
TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska )
Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge ) - Комедії
how to know this is fictional:
Dan is giving advice on how to socialize
try two guns
trashy katla nice like bot
trashy katla yup. He did kinda change though.
Luc- Hart- funny how i don't have a like bot
trashy katla oh really, 1.8k likes with 2 replies that aren't you? That's obviously not a like bot or anything...
i don't remember this episode of doctor who
Frank the fuqen toilet 😂
Frank the fuqen toilet Lol
Frank the fuqen toilet
Totally would watch it XD
Actually it's a deleted scene from Galaxy Quest
Frank the fuqen toilet STOP 😂😂
so which type of clone is that dan?
Social Advice Dan?
Social
Advice
Dan
SAD
Plushnerd the one clone that escaped
Hazel The Hazelnut true
the clone that doesn't know how to throw
I call him SoAd-Dan
Of course, the classic,
“Do you want kids? Cos I’ve got a whole bag of ‘em.”
Are you free tonight? Cause I don’t have money
@@Pip200ne*Slaps Tom*
@@fandomz-uv1xz We're forgetting how he wacked the bag when the children were crying.
cos who doesn't?
"Stop it!"@@Jazzified1541
We’ve all had those moments when we’re holding a gun for a friend and everyone assumes it’s ours.
Hate it when the police take them away too
Yep
*laughs in New Zealand gun laws*
Last night in a nutshell
Especially when your in a school than you hear pumped up kicks and your like " oh yeah that's the good stuff" and whilst dancing you shoot a couple of kids
This Dan is a clone, called “date advice Dan”
I need a clone called "friend-advice-Dan" XD
I need Dan advice Dan
JamesTheFox another dan clone
JamesTheFox dadan
DAD?
this is actually a factual documentary about what would happen if tom and i went to a house party
Send me that relatable box pls
Daniel Howell this is also me at parties
I have a feeling this sketch was created by experience....
Daniel Howell youre brilliant omg, fantastic job on this
Papa
Tom: *reaches out for a handshake*
Dan: *Proceeds to accept it*
Also Dan: NO NOT TO ME
100%
the british dont refuse an introduction that would be the height of bad form
It's natural instinct.
Dan: *reaches for nothing*
Random arm: *materializes*
Tom used his telekinetic powers and lifted Dan’s arm up to shake it
The weirdest thing about this video is not the alien but the fact that dan is teaching someone else how to socialize
And seeing a picture of Ted Cruz on the the paper at 1:43. That's also weird.
Literally
Amelia H ikr
that's not weird. it's just a dead meme at this point
Amelia H IMAGINE? DAN!
"Well how do you think she feels?"
*_ˢ qᵘⁱ ˢʰ ʸ_*
I want to like this but it's going to ruin the 69
👍
@@amongsus6927 it's been ruined you can like it now
@@macje1778 :(
How did you do that effect?!
@@amongsus6927 lmao
How to steal a chair 101
1. Ask if the seat is taken
2. Proceed to steal chair
3. Now you have a free chair!!
bunny adorbs ok cool thanks
even if they say "yes it is taken"
c-c-c chair no no NOOOOOO
"I'm so upset."
"Well, how do you think she feels?"
"Squishy..."
Well, he isn't technically wrong, but completely not right.
I died at that part -
DAS VEWY NICE
Draw My Life Lol
dEAD
Draw My Life OH MAH GAJD I LOVE UR CHANNELL AH
Draw My Life yas
Draw My Life
Hi I'm Tom
“How do you think she feels?”
*squishy*
I was looking for this exact comment
@@lastscare9410 so was i xD
@@lastscare9410 same
Lesbians be like
@@lastscare9410 Me too
"How do you think she feels?"
"Squishy"
I laugh so hard every time
Bust
Knoven •-• ._.
3:22 *inaccurate* . We all know the Righteous Bison is completely useless.
so true valve needs to fix it
Must’ve had low hp from talking to people
The fact that Tom didn't know it was the righteous bison makes it funnier
tf u talkin about the bison is simply the best weapon
@@memesmemes300 Nah man the best weapon of all time is the classic
"How do you think she feels?"
*"Squishy.."*
Mj same
Mj Missed opportunity- SQUIDGEy?
That bit killed me😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Hey this comment was a BUST!!!
It's funny that Dan is being portrayed as having knowledge of social interactions ;)
Ben Sturrock lmao true
I didn't know dan was so bad at social interaction that he brings two guns and a bag of children to impress someone😂
Ella Dan is the one who had the box on his head at the end, not Tom, the one trying to talk to Fiona
tree lol I know who Dan is
This dan is a clone
socially comfortable Dan
'What was that?'
'A bust'
GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL
When the two jokes where put so close together, I thought it was unplanned.
How do you think she feels?
"Squishy"
Lungs in orbit
I thought he said "I bussed"...
Squishy
SQUSHY
“Where are my thumbs?!”
“In the hole.”
*Zooms in on hole and plays dramatic tone*
“How did they get in the hole”
“Through the orb”
Where did the orb come from the hole
*ominous music sting*
*Insert Zooming into the hole* 🕳️
"there are plenty of fish in the sea but some of those fish will die alone or get eaten by bears" - dan howell
Deep?
kpopity bopity Daniel*
b1acksteve No, most fish eaten by bears swim in shallow rivers.
Humans aren't my taste
Honestly dan would throw the gun in that kind of situation
Edit: OH MY GOD WHAT 1.1K LIKES OK THANK YOU??!😂
pandasdjh _ - YES! YES HE SO WOULD!!!
"THROW THE GUUUUUUUNS!"
HOLY CRAP I CAME BACK TO 1K LIKES WHAY
Director: how much of Dan Howells personality do you want this?
Tom: yes
tom is the director
So,is tom just talking to himself
Hi Connor.
Elliott Mazardy 28 STAB WOUNDS!
@@bromicorn ...
yeah.
"Are you free tonight,because I don't have any money."
With a line like that,Tom got what he deserved
I realised that when i read your comment
420 likes. nice
That was better than the others
@@justpaul5213U mean 1.6k?
physical assault which is illegal?
"I panicked." haha!
IClimbedOutTheBackDoorAndLeftAMark OMG SHXJDJDKRSKDKCJDJD
IClimbedOutTheBackDoorAndLeftAMark EVERYONE KNOWS ITS YOU MISS JACKSON
IClimedOutTheBackDoorAndLeftAMark shame on you, Miss Jackson
Top10Archive HOLY SHIT!! YOU ARE THE REAL FLIPPING DUDE---
If looks could kill thEN YOU MUST BE THE ZODIAC KILLER! IVE FOUND YOU!!
I love how the poster for the Zodiac Killer has a picture of Ted Cruz on it.
ted cruz is the zodiac killer
zubercharge this was the funniest joke of the whole sketch for me 😂
Dan giving socializing tips?
What parallel universe is this??
And we can see how it ends...
What kind of AU is this ? Am I on the weird side of the Internet again ?
In a parallel universe where dan Howell is sociable
Internet support group live
I think he is confident and sensible he just doesn't enjoy socializing for long periods of time
The girl must have been SUPER into Tom to let him try so many times
How the hell is there no replies?
@@blueblurfan6303I dunno
@@QuietDust me neither.
he loaded his save state
dan: gives social advices
also dan: wears a "don't talk to me" cardboard box over his head
Simpatico ` It's dan
Simpatico ` It's Dan
dan is literally me in every social situation
same tbh
When dan had that on his head I was screaming "MEEEE!!!!!"
"How do you think she feels"
" *squishy* "
Foreshadowing
😂
:D
"maybe you should stop socialising, everyone hates you" me at myself
Dan Howells gay ass nails u too?!
ur username gives me life btw
Dan Howells gay ass nails i dont know whats more relatable. Your comment or your handle
same
Dan Howells gay ass nails true
Me talking to a murderer who just stabbed me: “Are you TomSka? Cause you make me die on the floor”
"I CAN SAVE THE DAY!"
(has two guns)
*THROWS GUN*
This would be me.
(every person in britain)
Sarcastic Sparkle or me
Sarcastic Sparkle this has 666 likes
Dan: how do you think she feels?!..
Tom: *squishy*
Lol
rainbow pugzilla I literally can't stop laughing
Literally
Send help
don't worry i will call lol hotline
rainbow pugzilla I was your 666th like
cool 666th liker
R.I.P. Fiona, the most patient girl on the planet.
Dylan Entwistle or forgetful
@@thecrowlady13Eda!
I have watched this so many times and never noticed that at 0:19 the beer Dan gets Tom after asking "another rough night?" is called "rough night beer"
Omg ur right
You took advice from Daniel. Of course you couldn't get the girl
KelseyRose Manuel I'm sure he could find a guy though😂 (plz don't crush me internet, I know that dan doesn't have a label and he finds both guys and girls attractive please don't sue me or kill me)
Kayla Novas that disclaimer made the comment 😂
Anthony not Daniel...
KelseyRose Manuel fjjsjfkdhfkkdjmkrjf
Alex Hopkin-Spratt ik all comments need disclaimers bc demon phannies will murder you😂 but yea 😂
A month without uploading
He comes back with a dan
ya Dan of all people
So prepare for the aliens to attack and by that I mean kiss
Angelix first thing first your both adorably smol
Its cute you look like a couple and what? You just missed phil
Niceeeee
"How do you think she feels?"
'Squishy...'
reddonkey frickin awesome line
reddonkey I cannot get over how he said that line.
''What was that?''
''A bust''
Do you guys get it? Bust?
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET 1.2K LIKES!??!
Damn, with Tom's gun obsession, you'd almost assume he's American.
Not to mention the way he pronounces half of his words in an American accent
"hey, do you want kids? cuz I got a whole bag of 'em right here."
" *sigh*... what about 2 guns?"
_meraki saudade_ I’m laughing at the kids joke
*slap* "stop it"
Well now that Ive, broken the ice
What was that? A bust
KelseyRose Manuel hahahaha omg I get it now😂
So underrated.
KelseyRose Manuel Well, how do you think she feels?!
i fucking choked when i got it 😂😂😂
KelseyRose Manuel I don’t get it yet....
i'm just laughing cuz we all know dan doesn't actually know anything about socializing
he does its just for show that he doesnt...
Ewan let people enjoy things
Ewan someone said it
or, maybe he isnt awkward anymore and just acts like it?
or a clone
Dan: where did the aliens come from?
Tom: came from the hole
HOLE MUSIC
*ominous music sting*
bwaaaaam
Where did that music come from?
"How do you think she feels" "squishy"
GuacBloc first :P
@@Thatguy-md5ve 2nd :p
@@GuacBloc 3rd :p
@@tuoli4638 5th
6th
"Hi I'm Tom"
"Hi I'm Tom"
-
"How'd she feel?"
"Squishy"
-
"Try try try a-"
"Try a gun"
-
TOM STOP IT
IM DYING
*relateable*
squishy...
razzburritas % 1
It was, "How do you think *she* feels?"
razzburritas % 1 my fav parts
This is actual original content, you can never guess what will happen next.
That's why Tomska's videos are the best, they are random and have alot of dark humour:D
Gun?
*Two guns?*
The weapon that the alien has looks like the bison from tf2
it is the bison
The bison is a promo item for an irl sci fi prop called the bison, and that’s the irl prop
when you know it's fictional :
anthony padildo gives dating advice
YOU RIGHT!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
hannah You like jazz?
hannah IM CRYING WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE HELP
hannah 1k like 😊
D.- What was that?
T.- A bust.
Clever Tom.
SirEriol I don’t get it, please esplain
@@the_deadcrafter8223 A bust is bewbs
More like cleavage Tom amirite fellas e.e
@@zahidmagana7732 Ladies and gentlemen...
We've found a genius..
*claps* good one
@@saturnichaze Oh, thanks good sir
Dan stands awkwardly in the corner....starts giving out good advice...ends up with two guns....
Yep defo Daniel
why was I not surprised
3 guns, actually, unless he gave back the first one.
“How do you think she feels?”
“Squishy.”
did dalien grow up?!
dil please don't cheat on tabitha
Dil Howlter OMG
Dil Howlter DAN GET YOUR SON
Le Alien*
WalxZ no... dalien
Aye it's my boi padildo
Deadly Potato aha.
Deadly Potato 😂😂
Deadly Potato oml haha
I just clutched my stomach to stop laughing omg 😂
Deadly Potato OH FUCK YOU.
Me: "that's my socialising quota up for the month"
1:41 why’d this come up on my recommended again the day after the zodiac killer was found
"Are you free tonight? Cuz I don't have any money"
*slaps*
"I deserved that"
Nice one dude😂😂😂
F me now is pretty gud
A YEAR LATER AND I FINALLY GET IT
This line is a grade A roast.
Feather took you nearly 2 years to get a prostitute joke? eh, can't blame you.
Lumine You are the Anti-Christ! Your likes are 666! We’re fucked!
omg when Dan "threw" the gun at the alien
Plot twist: Phil played the alien
nah cuz phil would be taller
Mizz Neon i know that
Mokey Male daniel dobbs actually did (ik it was a joke but)
Mokey Male HAHAH
*Daniel Dobbs
Dan : HOW DO YOU THINK SHE FEELS!?
Him: shqueeshy
Me : *W H E E Z E*
I actually cackled
@@ConfusedOxygen ikr 😭
The only reason I know it's Anthony is because Dan wouldn't give social advice bc otherwise I couldn't tell.
Odelia Handy oh stahp
Squishy 😂😂
Squishy 😂😂
Kaytlin Bazan I READ THIS THE MOMENT IT HAPPENED 😂😂
stolen jimmy carr joke
GEE WAY ? IN YOUR PIC
+Ashley Doleman
MCR
HI
Alternative Title : A married gay man tries to gave a straight man a relationship advice
Ok
He's married?
Maggatrix no, he’s not; ppl just think he’s basically married to Phil, even tho they might not even be together
@@Jessica-bz1vm He said that they were more than friends in his coming out video
Maggatrix yeah, but he never said they were still together. I’m also not saying they definitely aren’t dating, just that we can’t be certain
“Well, now that I’ve broken the ice...AHHHHH!”
Tomska is one of the masters of sketch comedy - this was fucking great
It's more like sketchy comedy :)
The BlueDodo More like Squishy Squidgy Comedy
Omg dans wearing the top that he made Phil wear in PINOF 9
Dan And Phil Fan Called Eleni the one where he looked like a “vampire” 😂
Amandaت EXACTLY he looks like a vampire
Dan And Phil Fan Called Eleni WOW
the blue diamond wolf I love that top so much
I know, I got so happy when I saw it. Idk why but I love that shirt
*Dan* giving love advice
*Me* Laughs hysterically, cries, rolls all over the floor
Louise Leech
He met the love of his life at 18 and managed not to fuck things up for, what, eight yers now?
Dude, I'd take ALL the love advice from Dan.
Мария Дементьева --- You are correct. *#Phan** confirmed*
You're making me feel things stop
I mean he's got the man of his dreams
And this is true documentation why the bison needs a buff
Hey baby you work at MacDonalds?
Because I'm lovin' it
*MacDonald theme starts playing*
Ba da ba ba ba!
MacDonald
o r i g a n a l
mccdonalds*
@@mikejones6162 mcdonalds*
At 2:57 Dan's wearing a box that says "don't talk to me" hint for his merch maybe?
It really was, woah
O_O but I want the box.
It’s actually he doesn’t wanna socialize since he said his socializing quote which he can’t socialize after
my socializing quota same
Sepia Smith same btw I'm curious what is flag is that for
Tom: * gets splashed with water *
Also Tom: No! Mom come back!
Always bring guns to house parties...
#JustAmericanThings
+Marissa S | They’re in the UK tho
Who doesn't bring a gun to a party
Are you mad
The Insecure Potato
EVEN IF IT'S ILLEGAL! *cocks gun ;)*
MATE, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TA EAT VEGIMITE???
And schools!
"Don't worry! I can save the day!"
*Throws Gun*
well it was worth a try XD
Zain Nasir
He’s British, they don’t use guns.
TAZ Dust
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
..... except when that good guy with a gun acts like a dumbass
Zain Nasir wow I read this right when that part came XD
that escalated quickly like 20 times
"well how do you think she feels?"
S Q U I S H Y
dan sounds like me when I'm trying to make someone feel better
DAN: Everyone hates you.
TOM: Everyone?
DAN:Well, not everyone. Just the people who have met you and know that you exist.
Drawing Frenzy why is this me talking to myself in social situations
*Dan sounds like he's talking to me*
Drawing Frenzy so basically everyone
This sounds like me talking to myself
Drawing Frenzy you sound like a cynical asshole to be honest, mate.
"what was that?"
"a bust"
OKAY
Hey, if looks could kill then
you must be the zodiac killer
*I'VE FOUND YOU!*
666 likes
678
But She's Not Ted Cruz™!
@@whippedname43 919* smh
@@deleted8490 928* smh
3:32
i cant stop laughing
I JUST REALIZED THE ALIEN'S GUN IS A RIGHTEOUS BISON
#buffthebison
Like the tf2 gun?
dummy _ that's no alien he is not french
Was about to comment that, checked the comments first to see if anyone else noticed
M A G G O T
dan- i can save the day!!
also dan- throws a gun at an alien
Hey I'm Dan
I'm also Dan
daaaaaaaaaan
Flophawk game grumps!
hey you saw the video too???
Bag of kids: *cries*
Tom: *hits bag* StOp It
and funny enough, if he had said that, Baby Yoda is in this bag , and hit it, people would have demanded him to commit seppuku, but normal babies ? That is Fine!
@@mozxz I forgot about baby yoda and now the rember him I want to hug him
breezy fan 101 baby groot is best change my mind
600th like
It's revenge against the baby with a gun.
3:23 he’s using the riotous bison, what a legend!
Lesson here is never go to parties
This video is HIGHLY unrealistic...
Dan would NEVER be at a party.
Legojack LMAO
Legojack HAHAHAHA
or of gotten blown....up
tru
Legojack lel yep tru XDDDD
3:35 Leaked footage of Dalien being made
Kylie Burritt *wheezing*
Kylie Burritt Im screaming
Kylie Burritt HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
OH GOD
THE LEVEL OF AWKWARD IT MUST'VE BEEN FILMING THAT THOUGH AHA
when you realise your sitting on the same chair as tomska had in 1:20
WAS THAT DALIEN? Because that would be a quite awkward plottwist
I wonder is musically had permission to use the audio from this
Guy with Games they never do
No they didn't. Not in any way.
Trash oof Sophie wait really?
Nobody gets permission they download audio and make a vid and it gets featured
andy Isn't that illegal?
Danisnot...very good at saving the day.
Daniel HowdoIsavethedayIdontknowhowtodothishelpme
Actually its Dani Snot
"How do you think she feels?"
"Squishy"
DAN AT THE END IM-
are you an alien?
“cause your outta this world”
me: HAHAHAHA
manveer cumo 😂
Dan is so tall here, he literally looks like a noodle
Charlotte O'Hare he has a really annoying posh voice? Yup that's dan!
he is what would happen if Winnie the Pooh fucked Slenderman
He's what would happen if Winnie the Pooh f*cked slenderman
KK Draws you procrastinate at making videos because being judged is scary
So close to being forgotten, the hate's imaginary
2:03 Ha same
Really? Same!
Really? I have a shipment case full of them.
Tom: You’re the Zodiac Killer.. I FOUND YOU!!!!!
Lmao I’m dead.
Hippolover39 The Zodiac killer is actually Andrew Hussie
Matti cat ?
How Ironic Dan giving love advice...
Anime Oueen true true
Anime Oueen i mean, his relationship with phil seems to be going pretty strong, i don't know what you're talking about...
Anime Oueen I know right
Anime Oueen he just knows all about it. cuz when you are in a relationship you just know
NoHomoHowell Who? Very True
"I can save the day!" *throws gun*
NO DANIEL THAT IS NOT HOW YOU GUN
Water Your Houseplants when your British friend doesn’t know how to America
Water Your Houseplants only the baby knows how to gun.
I know, right.
**holds gun with thumb on trigger and barrel toward face**
_This_ is how you gun.
3:07 kiras theme starts playing