Jawbreaker Sausage
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
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i can't believe we've gone this far without a hand in the grinder gag
He got really close one time, I forgot what episode lol
I can't wait for the Mr Sausage sausage.
Hand sausage, anyone?
@@kalciferislittle crunchy bits of fingernails
Probably saving that for April 1st
And now it's time for everyone's favorite game:
VOID!
THAT!
WARRANTY!
Underrated 🤣🤣🤣
Heheheh, that one was good
ahahahahaahahaha i'll be honest i'm waiting for that
😂
The grinder being able to grind the jawbreakers, but not the sticks is one of the biggest plot twists I have ever seen.
I think the problem is the sticks are fibrous. The jawbreakers crumbled when put under pressure, but the sticks just unraveled without the machine being able to grip them enough to tear them apart.
Juji Ito type sticks
@@Josuh junji*
@@Josuh Because they're spiraled? They couldn't find "their" hole? ...something about dead fish strapped to walking machines...?
Calling something twisted up Junji Ito-esk has the same energy of calling anything with a bunch of tentacles Lovecraftian, and I'm here for it honestly.@@rollanddev
I would love a "will it grind" series kind of like the old " Will it blend" videos
I still go back and watch those on occasion
Would be cool. Cause as of 2020, Will It Blend hasn’t made a new video and probably never make one again, so Will it Grind can be like a spiritual successor to the beloved series. Plus, we can see Mr. Sausage grind random things in the grinder maybe or maybe not for a sausage.
Everything grinds...
Grinder size matters.
back in high school me and my friends played a game called “will it cut” and tried smashing various objects with a paper cutter
i mean the things that stop the grinder are already kind of like the easter eggs in the lore
The grinder: "KILL ME"
Mr. Sausage: "I'M TRYING!"
lmao
HE STILL GOT DA STICK IN THERE
didnt even remove the lable lol
I admire your dedication to absolutely annihilating your brand new grinder
If it can survive Mr. Sausage, it can survive anything
The manufacturer should give him an award. Also based avatar God bless
i bet sales are going stupid across america
nice pfp my guy
I haven't even started watching but I already know he's going to add the sticks into the grinder like the psycho he is
Honestly, I figured it was a "hey we'll give you a really expensive grinder for free, and we want you to abuse the hell out of it to show off how much our product can handle" type situation. The manufacturer gets more buzz, we get more abominations, and Mr Sausage can grind away for free.
I am convinced by now that the folks at Meat your Maker must have actively dared Mr. Sausage to try and break this new grinder. The amount of abuse this poor thing has gone through in such a short time frame is unreal.
Edit: Mr. Sausage can you please change the Will-it-blow box? The amount of health code violations that thing must racked up on its own by now would probably be enough to permanently close any restaurant in the country.
Grind it into a sausage.
I like this interpretation. It really seems deliberate at this point.
its either that or he really dislikes them for some reason and tried to destroy their gift
Take it with a grain of salt, but a comment on a previous video said that's exactly the case - they want him to stress test their product it seems
Course they did, it's basically free advertising for how good their product is.
“What are we gonna make to scam the kids so we can get some of those sausages, Double D?”
“I have casing in my belly button, Eddy”
I thought the Ed's might be around here somewhere.
This new grinder really goin through it
You think Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy would try out this sausage? Imagine if it was just a sausage completely made to be a jawbreaker.
Ed definitely would eat it. Not Double D and Eddy though, unless you give him a quarter maybe.
@@SeonilKim-ry5lj Double D would refuse to eat the sausage tbh. idk if Eddy will do it in exchange for money. Ed Absolutely
If Ed can eat a storm drain jawbreaker, he can eat a jawbreaker sausage.
Context:
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I knew I wouldn’t be the only person to think of Ed Edd n Eddy.
"Life has many sausages, Ed boy!"
I think the ultimate dream is to get a will it blow but the Mark Boxalo is just actually Mark Ruffalo in person.
Getting a sausage blown at your face is how you know your acting career has succeeded
Hasn't he been through enough lately
with a name like buffalo---i mean ruffalo--- perhaps@@fizzymilk_
@SeveralGhost If he doesn't want the tube blown at him guess we'll have to see if something else will blow
@@ocelotmadness6287 the OP I replied to said "...the mark boxalo is just mark ruffalo in person."
So I guess the answer is @theebigc
Giving Mr Sausage a free grinder was either the best decision or the worst decision this company ever made
It's the best, see Mr.Sausage is giving them free advert of how much their grinder can pull through stuff it's not supposed to, aka quality.
The most disappointing part of this idea was that there was zero chance of us getting a "there's the jawbreaker water" clip.
Mr. Sausage, you JUST got this grinder! Why must you try and break it!? Well, actually, I know why. We need to know if the jawbreakers will make good sausages.
the people who made it mustve told him it can grind whatever he desires and he took that too literally
It was a necessary sacrifice
Mr sausage: *tries making edible sausage*
Also Mr sausage: *leaves inedible objects in the sausage like sticks and subway sandwich paper*
Have you considered getting a second rack for your toaster oven? If you put one in the oven above the first rack you can set sausages on the upper rack for better air circulation and skin crisping, then set a small sheet tray on the bottom rack to catch run-off.
this is not a place for science.
No see what he should do is raw dog the sausage straight against the coils
@@shalpp I love greasefires!
@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine So does that sausage with a face he made a long time ago
He *HAD* one, but like everything on this channel, it met it's fate with the grinder.
I love how when Mr. Sausage _finally_ gets a new grinder, he spends the next dozen or so videos trying his absolute hardest to destroy it
I had to explain that box art to my wife. I hope your proud of yourself Mr. Sausage. We are closer then ever.
cant say i understood the hidden meaning of the box art but then again im proud ive got a life---no offense
Mr. Sausage needs a big sign that says "Don't forget the salt and pepper."
My favorite part is how Mr. Sausage is trying to break his brand new grinder!
Edit: nevermind, he DID break it!
I feel like the company that gave Mr. Sausage the grinder knows exactly what he was gonna do with it and use it as proof of quality. A true 5D chess move.
I'm concerned both for the life of this grinder and the likelihood of being gifted new grinders... 😳
I swear, at this point Mr. Sausage could make a new series just adding salt and pepper to sausages that needed them
I thought he was dedicated to adding them to every sausage at this point, considering he realized that every sausage needs it.
I don’t know if he just forgets it sometimes, or if he’s just trying to troll us at this point 😔
I'd like to see the reverse of this, turning a sausage into a jawbreaker.
Ed, Edd, and Eddy are weeping tears of joy and confusion....
This grinder is gonna need worker’s comp.
I love that this arc of Ordinary Sausage has just been “make every attempt to break the shiny new grinder” 😂
I hope your sponsors pay you well because your videos are literally the only ones where I don't skip them. Great job on making even ads entertaining. You rule
I hate and love that the new grinder fits the "neglected, but also somehow over-exploited youngest child" archetype.
Keep it up
i haven't watched your content in a while, this video did not disappoint.
Next time you do a sweet flavored sausage you should try adding mustard powder to go for a honey mustard pork flavor! I've done this with brown sugar and it works pretty well in sausage form.
I loved seeing the Jawbreaker nucleus
With the amount of plastic Mr. Sausage is intentionally eating I think he can qualify for being a Dinosaur Eater. That scares me.
you could say the result was
jaw-dropping
The longer the will it grind series goes, the more this is going to feel like first attending at a botched execution.
I appreciate that ordinary sausage went from his unhinged old days to being normal for a while and then backtracking completely and dove off the deep end.
People always say they love hearing “let’s sausageeee”, but I’m more of a “here we go!!!” kinda guy myself
"ayo the stick is still in there, THE STICK IS STILL IN THERE"
Thank God the grinder is intelligent enough to avoid the sticks
I love microplastics on my Jawbreaker Sausage!!!
yeah seriously, I'm concerned for Mr.Sausage's health
Gotta love how Mr Sausage gets gifted a grinder because the last one was almost dead and immediately tries to kill the new one
you should do a poutine sausage: french fries topped with cheese curds (i promise they are delicious) and beef gravy!
"Ya know, I'm the smartest person I know", is the most relatable thing to say when experimenting in the kitchen.
The Sausage family grows even more. Never knew he had a brother
That poor grinder was sent as backup and has had to endure so much in the short time its been around, and it hasn't gotten the years worth of experience the other grinder got-have mercy Mr. Sausage!
That "will it bloooOOWOWWWWWW!!!" Was the most jarring thing I've experienced on this channel
They went from jawbreakers to just heart breakers
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR THE COMPLAINTS"
But, Sausage Man... The stick IS inedible! 😱
0:43 PUT ME IN COOAAACH 🎵
I really shouldn't be surprised at him trying to grind the sticks as well after he included the subway sandwich wrapper in the sausage.
Why am I suddenly reminded of Kids in the Hall sausage sketch?? The trauma that grinder has suffered takes this one to a dark, foreboding place. I feel like his moral alignment is shifting from chaotic neutral to chaotic evil...
Ed, Edd and Eddy's sausage of choice
Mr. Sausage is probably going to do a glass sausage next to further test the limitations of the grinder
Watched this while I was high and the hand in the grinder bit actually made me jump.
I suspected the sticks would not grind.
Also 1:17 scared the frick out of me
Marketing Exec: “let’s just give this guy our heaviest duty grinder. This thing can handle BONES.”
Mr Sausage: “It shall be dead by the next full moon.”
I have neither the skill or time to do this. But I’ve had an idea for a while: a super cut of all the sausage songs but in the style of those old infomercials where it goes “Time life presents…”
"I don't wanna hear any complaints!" Said the man who complained about the subway sandwich with the wrapper
Looks like a great sausage!
FOR A CLOWN!
AT THE CIRCUS!
“very obviously he’s gone insane” ~ General Corman, Apocalypse Now.
That cereal box is a biohazard.
You answered my question within the first ten seconds, that’s more efficient and useful than like 99.98% of the rest of UA-cam
Mr. Sausage gets sent a shiny new grinder and his thoughts immediately turn to chaos and ruin
I think this is the first time I've ever seen food that looks like it has jaundice.
Meat your maker legal team breaks out into a sweat every time Mr sausage makes a video. Now they have to warn people not to stick their hand down the barrel of the grinder while its operating 😂😂😂
I like the idea that if this grinder was sentient it would have childhood trauma
"Here to demonstrate is my Brother and his Robin William arms" got me
The grinder people are like "sorry the warranty doesn't cover jawbreakers"
Didn't know Jawbreakers were a real thing until this video
Its so great to have a deep familiarity of the different type of sausage grinder malfunctions based off these videos
Bourbon caramel pork sausage with black pepper and raisins.
🎶Grind us the meat, you're the sausage man.🎶
Must still have the warranty on that grinder
The box has almost no structural integrity left
I enjoyed that he kept the paper sticks in this recipe
The way Mr Sausage smacked the jawbreaker on the counter and tried to get the grinder going, those beats sound awfully like he's a secret England Football fan... >:3
The grinder broke a jawbreaker THAT THING IS A BEAST
A sausage fit for Ed Boys
Ed and Eddy: _JAWBREAKERS?!_
Edd (Double D): ...in a _sausage???_
Ed: with _GRAVY!!!_
Damn, is this the Ed, Edd & Eddy special?
Mr Sausage speed-running breaking his new grinder
extremely hard sugar rock: exists
mr sausage: has to break it apart with a hammer "i wonder if the grinder can handle it"
grinder: *dead*
mr sausage: *surprised pikachu face*
"I'm the smartest person I know."
I believe this completely.
Is there a way where you can have a small sausage inside a bigger sausage within another layer of sausage on top of it ?
Just thinking about it watching this jawbreaker episode
This grinder is receiving the Guts treatment. "It will be a storm of death. But take heed, Struggler. Struggle, endure, contend. For that alone is the sword of one who defies death."
I just have to pass on a message: “Mr. Sausage, You are the best thing to ever happen to us.” -The World
For Halloween it's time for Mr Sausage's hand sausage
You know what will REALLY break the grinder? A surströmming sausage!
"You know I am the smartest person I know" -Ordinary Sausage 2023
1:17 - That almost had me for a second there.
ed edd and eddy would be proud
So are we doing C4 Sausage or Engine Block Sausage next? You'll break the grinder eventually!
Thanks for another fantastic recipe- can't wait to share this with my family!
*”AYYY, YOU STILL GOT THE STICK IN THERE!!!”*
No one is going to send Mr. Sausage another grinder after this abuse
Really just an excellent video by Mr. Sausage here. The industrial-grade grinder making easy work of the jawbreakers, absolutely hilarious hand-in-the-grinder gag, unfortunately if it weren't for the 1-Mark Ruffalo Will it Blow, I'd say this is the sauciest sausage in the Sausageverse. So I'm gonna have to give this sausage video here, a 4 out of 5. Just a solid UA-cam video all around.
Ya gotta love how he gets a brand new grinder and immediately tries to break it every other episode
This week on "How Quickly Can Mr. Sausage Break a Grinder?"
It hurts me inside watching him TRY to break this brand new grinder he got for free.
Thank god the sticks didn't grind, I don't think mr sausage needs anymore non edible materials in his diet.