Barbie Pink Sauce Sausage
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
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With Oppenheimer's release with Barbie, you should do a nuclear waste sausage.
pink sauce is basically already nuclear waste
Just let him grind entire atomic bomb. Taste will be fresher.
Demon core sausage
banana and brazil nuts are radioactive somewhat so I think we know what to do next
Uranium sausage
The Pink Sauce used to be a sort of hot pink color because the creator made it at home and shipping them herself. However, after people realized that she had no idea how to create a shelf-stable condiment, there was a lot of backlash. She eventually partnered with a company that helped to remake the formula so that it was shelf-stable and not filled with salmonella. As a consequence, it's no longer its radioactive hot-pink hue.
It was more exciting than salmonella. The danger was the potential for botulism!
Why don't they just use some hotpink coloring?
God the Karamo interview was such a shitshow. All she had to do was clam up, let Dave's sell a better version at higher margins, and say "yeah well I didn't really know what I was doing and I let my passion get ahead of me" but instead "yeah the people sending it off for lab testing were doing it to fabricate claims to tear me down". Total clown.
@@dkznikolaj7013Ah yes, hot pink chemicals, deeelicious!
@@dkznikolaj7013if they could make green and purple ketchup in the early 2000s then I'm sure they can make a pink sauce
I’m a Sausage girl, in a Sausage world, life is Sausage, it’s fantausage
You can sausage hair
Sausage anywhere
Sausagination
Sausagey creations
COME ON SAUSAGE, LETS GO SAUSAGE
@@pariscloud2907 Come on Snausage lets go sausage. Bohp Bohp Bahp Bahp
@@EveryDooDarnDiddlyDay I’m a sausage girl in a sausage world life in sausage it’s fantasausage
SAUSAGE, SAUSAGE.
I can't believe the phrase "aw man, no barbie water" left my mouth
That thought hadn’t crossed my mind until I saw that comment…and I’m happy I seen it
This man has made sausages with crayons, hair, soap, pepto bismol, and most recently pencils, but this may be the most toxic and unsafe sausage he's made so far.
This mans microplastic blood concentration is unbelievably high. He is too powerful
He used to say the sausages had to be made from edible materials.
You're not wrong, this is the first video where the mere idea is making me nauseous. Has the sausage man finally gone too far?
@@PiousMoltar Are you wearing makeup, have a big red nose on? I mean if you're going to post clown comments, you should at least look the part.
Dont forget the dirt sausage 😂
In the movie, whatever happens to the toy barbies in the real world affects them in their world. None of them can die so this leaves horrifying implications for sausage barbie.
Woops! That's what happens when you don't see the movie.
Mr Sausage is now responsible for Body Horror Barbie
weird barbie now isn't the weirdest barbie
Do you ever think about dying?
it's all creepy and strange until you realize this is *exactly* how little girls play with their barbies and he's keeping the tradition alive
This goes beyond the “Weird Barbie”… or maybe it doesn’t
But still 🫣
Never forget the pink sauce lady tried to gaslight the nicest customer who had the most sensible questions and civil complaints on a shitty youtube talk show and got an entire paid audience against her to make herself feel better about slinging poison sauce.
Also didn't know wtf the FDA did either... And lied a half dozen times the entire way of the sauce saga.
Edit: PS The burger king promotion for barbie does not even use that crazy witch's pink sauce, it's an in house in company blend. Which is why it's probably at least safer and pinker.
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Pink "I don't know what the F in FDA stands for" sauce!
Yeah that was truly a disgusting moment
I’m glad someone mentioned it. A truly nasty person she is.
**takes her hand in her hand** "You're not special." To one of her fucking customers who had been nothing but reasonable. Yuck. And then the customer being like "I guess it's been a learning experience on both our parts." And then Karamo interrupting and being like "I think it was more of a learning experience on *your* part." And the audience cheering. Like fucking yikes.
The whole time I was saying “he’s not gonna grind her, he’s not gonna grind her… He’s grinding her.”
my man gets a new grinder and immediately starts grinding pencils and barbie dolls. The content potential from this new glorious machine is amazing
I didn't think he was actually going to put the barbie in the grinder lmao 😂
He pulled a sneaky on us
The fact you kept Barbie's corpse in shot for most of the rest of the video made this the most uncomfortable one yet.
covered with meat it looks like something out of a gore video, at least I imagine it does because I could never bring myself to watch those
Can't believe the solid plastic doll clogged up the machine, who would have thought?
Seems like it was actually the clothes that gummed it up.
To be fair it was probably the hair or clothes. Spinny things don't like fabric.
"I'm not gonna grind the Barbie because plastic is poisonous..."
I guess fking Kingsman-ing Barbie doesn't count as grinding her.
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@@BruceAlarie there is a scene in one of the Kingsman movies where the villain just straight up grinds up someone and makes a burger with their ground flesh.
Up next: Mr. Sausage grabs some uranium and makes the Oppenheimer Sausage
The remains of that Barbie in the meat grinder may be the most gruesome thing on the channel
You can legally get your hands on natural radioactive materials (the radiation is really low, wouldn't recommend eating it though).
and that would still would be less dangeorous than the pink sauce sausage
Da Bomb Sausage would actually be good for Oppenheimer but he might have already done that, I don't know
@@ansiedade678 no da bomb sausage, but the spicy ramen (which are hell and yet so good) edit: ok i looked, he did daves insanity, which is another hotsauce (only counting hotsauces right now, not spicy stuff in general)
Hair? Glass? Plastic? Bone? Everything is equal inside the sausage.
I can’t believe that the grinder ground up Barbie’s plastic just fine, but only stopped at the FABRIC.
Truly, the grinder merely hungers for flesh, whether meat or plastic
Out of all the atrocities committed in this video, the most heinous one was actually purchasing a bottle of the pink sauce
You pulling those Barbie bits mixed with pork out of the grinder is one of the best things I’ve ever seen on YT
It seems like the sauce was causing the proteins in the sausage to denature, this might explain the strange texture of the meat and how the casing came appart so easily.
That was my thought, too. It basically worked as an aggressive marinade.
Now he has to do a sausage with Da Bomb Hot Sauce and then another sausage where he combines Da Bomb and Pink Sauce
The Oppenheimer sausage
now mr sausage has to go on hotones after you mentioned da bomb, maybe even sponsor the sausages
@@zombiekiller924 you'll even nuke the toilet!
@@organicleafWhy? So some dead eyed robot can flail his arms around as a stand in for a personality and ask him stupid questions, while they barelt nibble hours old wings coated in either vile sponsored sauces or promote their own vile sauces that always end up smashed in shipping?
@@DeathCrunch because its entertaining
Him being surprised by the air bubbles when he had stuck Barbie's head in there moments before was a highlight for me
3:58 that raw meat still on the cutting board is probably more safe to eat than the Pink Sauce
That decapitated barbie doll is gonna fotver haunt me. Thank you Mr. Sausage for years of therapies to come
Little Sausage: "Daddy have you seen my Barb--AAAHHHH!!!"
Best episode so far in my humble opinion, the barbie doll gore, the beautiful “will it blow” sound of that meat concoction exiting the tube, overall 10/10 experience, thank you sausage man.🤝
It baffles me that anyone would produce that con artist's sauce. She put people's lives in danger.
well megacorps tend to be pretty unethical in one way or another and consumers are mindless and apathetic so it’s par for the course
Next up: atomic oppenheimer sausage
he already did warheads sausage :P
He could use Atomic Wings from Wing Stop
With some atomic hot sauce 😋 oh yeah.
Making chernobyl part 2 in the bath room after this one chief
The pink sauce is probably more toxic than the Barbie is.
The best ever video ever made by Mr Sausage - I was not expecting him to put Barbie in the grinder; it was an absolute mess when he got it out! Forget the sausages, he nows needs to run a mini series called "Does it Grind?" - starring Mr Sausage and his good friend, the Meat Grinder.
I have to say it, i give you props, i seen you so many years ago and its crazy to see you still pushing thru and making content, 90 percent of people would of quit.
Isn't barbie's sausague called a ken?
No, Ken had his underwear permanently attached back in 51
Now pretend it's related to Oppenheimer and do the Blue Kool-aid powder sausage
The demon core sausaaaaaaaage
Unfortunately, a blue Warhead powder sausage is more fitting for the Oppenheimer sauger.
I'm leaving the typo in it's too funny.
If Pink Sauce did that to a sausage, i can only imagine what it does to your insides. Thanks for taking another for the team Mr. Sausage
In less than 5 minutes, this hit all the same plot points as the Barbie move and more
Can't wait for the Oppenheimer Sausage now, really want to see how a bar of uranium fairs against the grinder
Glad I got my pre-order in. My kid doesn't play with dolls but she loves stuffed animals and stuffed food, so this is perfect.
How did you order it? I can’t find it anywhere :(
next up: oppenheimer uranium sauce sausage
the fact this is probably more dangerous then the pencil sausage
Him inadvertently referencing Oppenheimer by overcooking the sausage was genius.
If not a uranium yellow cake sausage to honor Oppenheimer, at least do a Sand, earthworm and powdered drugs sausage for Dune part 2
worms,pumpkin spice,and LSD
It has become clear that Mr. Sausage's medications can no longer hold their ground... I fear our friend has reached the tipping point. 😂
This is the most disturbing episode yet.
He's truly lost it.
I expect a super spicy edible charcoal sausage for Oppenheimer now
This is the most lethal sausage yet
That Barbie out of the grinder is hysterical. I dont even care. I lost it 😂
Obligatory suggesting of Ox Tail Sausage. Pan sear them first, for delicious reasons, before slow cooking (or similar) them until super tender!
(Also, unless you don't mind paying full price, I'd suggest either waiting for them to go on sale or check to see if any butchers have them "cheap")
boring
I can't wait to get my mr sausage plushie to put it on its noble steed! I am sending you a picture of it 100%
I'll sit here and drink a beer and listen to the radio, bidin' my time and watchin' Sausage grow.
This changed my entire perspective on life, the universe, taxes, and product marketing
Please don't sausage the plush, he's too precious (and probably expensive)
plushes are cheap to make
Oppenheimer sausage next.
I did not expect him to throw the fkn Barbie in the grinder. I should have, but I didn't.
*Instant classic episode*
Sausageman... Its either the plushie or the next hello fresh meal. make your choice.
the lack of barbie pink sauce water was concerning
I was really hoping for “that’s the Barbie water”
I think the best way to remind people that the Sausage plush will be gone forever is to turn one into a sausage
I feel like the pink sauce isn't even the first time thousand island has been given a shoddy rebrand. Truly a versatile dressing
The main other thing I can think of is McDonald's Mac sauce. It's literally just lighter colored thousand island.
this sauce has earned the nickname "barbinheimer sauce" because of it's pink coloring and the absolutely nuclear shits you will take 5 minutes after consuming it
I was a little worried when I saw the expiration date of 6/5, given the reputation of Pink Sauce, but after pausing and rewinding the video several times to get a non-blurry look at that date, I saw the year 2024. That's a relief!
In honor of Barbenheimer, you should do a plutonium sausage next.
This channel is revolutionary
That barbie in the grinder looks like something out of a liveleak video
Missed opportunity: Barbie Pink Sauce-age
Barbie looks like she failed a Jigsaw trap.
I was shocked when you put the barbie in but when the head came out it was so funny I just kept laughing and pausing multiple times
I thought the Pink sauce wasn't safe to consume?
That's because it was made by some tiktoker who had no knowledge of food safety, now an actual company makes it in a safe form
Omfg I got that B Paris Hilton's ad before this which makes this soooo much better
Honestly the sauce is dangerous in quite a lot of cases!
Isn't that the food poisoning sauce?
Reports of food poisoning were greatly exaggerated. It would only occur if the sauce's acidity was too low, and since no one actually checked its acid level, it's all supposition. There are no known cases of food poisoning caused by the Pink Sauce. Besides that, it was picked up by a multi-million dollar company that must adhere to the FDA's scrutiny, so risk of food-borne illness is only at normal levels. For now, it's save to drink the Pink Sauce.
*whispers* that's the food poisoning water
This man made a sausage out of pencils just last week and yet he won't make one out of a barbie doll.
"We won't be able to make a sausage out of the barbie doll ... due to the plastic being poisonous. So we're gonna settle on the Pink Sauce."
Oh I can taste the irony from here.
This is a Special Message from Pink sauce Corporate
"Hah it's really not Pink"
This has been a message from pink sauce corporate
Pretty sure the Barbie is more edible then the pink sauce
"as seen on tiktok and instagram"
it's a whole new world out there mikey, it's time to die.
Mr. Sausage saying he's getting buried like we don't know he's written in his will to make sausage out of his remains.
We've all known you're eventually gonna make sausages out of the wife Mr. Sausage...the question was never if, only when
Let's just be glad it wasn't the original version of the pink sauce.
Mr Sausage actively introducing choking hazards
"as seen on TikTok and Instagram"
I don't think I have ever seen a sentence printed on a product before that has made me so suddenly vow my life to avoiding it
Pink sauce has the colour of Barbie with the destructive potential of Oppenheimer, truly the sausage of all time.
I'm guessing the scores before I watch the video
Will it Blow: 4/5 if solo, 2.5/5 if combined with pork
Sausage Score: 0/5 if solo, 3/5 if combined with pork (I have no idea what this sauce tastes like)
i have to say seeing the ballerina barbie's legs dance around because she was being violently eviscerated was not something i was expecting
I’ve a bottle of pink sauce in my fridge. I got it for the memes. It is not good.
The "pink" health hazard looks like nearly cooked fish meat to me
You're a brave man using that pink sauce
It would honestly be safer to eat the Barbie doll than that sauce
now we need a NSE of carbonating pink sauce or deep frying a kiwi in pink sauce
can't wait for the depleted uranium episode where the grinder meets its toughest rival yet
Mr. Sausage now needs to gather some reactor cooling water for the Oppenbratwurst
or flakes of Plutonium.
oh my, the irony of having sauce that the only diference is being pink, then almost causing botulism, and then braging to have its sauce in the markets, just to not be pink
awesome.
Unfortunately we won't have any Oppenheimer sausage cuz he's going to die of dysentery after consuming this unholy concoction.
You should do a Warheads Candy Sausage to celebrate Oppenheimer’s premiere now that you have done one for Barbie. Lol
That barbie was like the victim in horror movies, straight out of Hostel.
"Please tell me he's not gonna grind the entire do-HE'S JUST GONNA GRIND THE ENTIRE DOLL"
Pretty and pink as always mr sausage
Now time of the Oppenheimer sausage by making it radioactive (which you can find in an American smoke detector).
The twist cap CAME OFF ON ITS OWN?? DON'T EAT THIS
He's worried about the plastic while filling the sausage mix with pink sauce.
Mr. Sausage at 2:27 "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"