I feel like I can usually predict the score for the sausage within like half a point, but I can never tell how many Ruffalos the Will It Blow will get. Mark is extremely capricious
@@ConradOraguille The messier the Will It Blow, the bigger the Ruffalo score. If it sucks to clean as much as Mark Ruffalo sucks, then it's a five outta five. That's at least my personal interpretation of the Ruffalo scale.
I like to think "do you think Grimace would be proud of me" is just an intrusive thought Mr Sausage frequently has, but *this* was the time it was appropriate to say it out loud.
I love how we're entering into the "repackage everything by using using the names of celebrities and fictional characters" phase of Fast Food history. At this point, you might as well just eat lettuce wraps in this climate. Still though, Happy Birthday to Barney the Dinosaur's Left Nut!
I think we're well into it at this point. The first one I remember is the "Travis Scott" meal in 2020 which was a Sprite, a quarter pounder with bacon, and fries with barbecue sauce. Just attach a name to something you already sold and hope people bite.
@@Hassohappa yeah and they've also done one for BTS, Megan Thee Stallion (I think), Cardi B... the thing that would REALLY increase their revenue is if they brought back the McWrap in the US but they won't do that for some reason
"Get Down Tonight" was used extensively in the marketing for the movie "Flubber" in 1997, which meant it ended up in several McDonald's commercials for their tie-in promotion. So while not directly related, there are no more than 3 degrees of separation to Grimace
Imagine not knowing who Grimace is, and getting no answer, because his picture isn't anywhere on the bag or cup. It's his name they're using and nothing more.
I was having SUCH a good day. Made a wonderful breakfast. Played some Runescape. Noticed a new Mr Sausage upload. Then BOOM 4/5 on the easiest 5/5 I have ever seen on will it blow.
My dad and I have bonded over your videos Mr. Sausage. Since turning him onto you, he’s relished sharing and relaying your Epicurious adventures into the unknown, your study of the art of the tubular delicacy, and your passion for desiccating delicious meals(without even a taste for the rest of the sausage clan!) in your pursuit of happiness. Thank you for your service!
Potato and vanilla mush sounds good to me, although idk about it being warm. I knew Grimace water was coming and it did not disappoint, had to pause. What a great video for Grimace's birthday.
The Shake isn't too awful of an idea. I remember I used to dip my Wendys Nuggets and fries in frosty as a kid. Seeing the end result... I half expected the "Dubious food" sound from Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom to play.
Have you considered getting a second rack for your toaster oven? If you put one in the oven above the first rack you can set sausages on the upper rack for better air circulation and skin crisping, then set a small sheet tray on the bottom rack to catch run-off.
I leaned back and coughed mid-chew during the Will it Blow and when I looked back down my heart momentarily sank thinking the Will it Blow mess was what my cough had just spewed over my laptop
Every so often I watch one of these and it puts me off watching for a week or so. I just came back and I think I'm going to take another break.... (seriously though great stuff as always- a beautifully cursed sausage!)
The Mark Ruffalo scores are so brutal like that was the best will it blow we've seen in awhile and its still a whole point down...for what? I have no clue?
Back when they still had dudes in mascot costumes going around in MC, my mom took a picture of me with Grimace, and even though I didn't speak English at the time, it seems the information required to me was beamed down to the heavens or something, because I had the most godawful grimace in my face I've ever seen.
What on earth possessed corporate maccies to bring back grimace I swear that thing is absolutely horrific that sh*t would've scarred me for life if I grew up seeing him
This channel is so viscerally unsettling & yet I cannot stop myself from watching this for some reason It’s like a car crash in slow motion The Room evokes similar emotions in me The fact I’m typing this mid-ball shaver ad just reinforces the surrealness of the whole thing
That Will it Blow has gotta be a five Mark Ruffalo! I demand a recount. It got Ruffalo center mass, and with the headshot, and just look at the back scatter! Rigged, I tells ya.
Have you done an all mushrooms sausage? Mushrooms contain a vast amount of their body weight in water but I’m imagining that with some salt and precooking to cook that water from it, mixing with spices and some pork you could have a 8.9/10 sausage.
That was easily a 5 Mark Ruffalo. I'm convinced he only gave it a 4 because when Mrs. Sausage hears "FIVE MARK RUFFALOS" there are dire consequences.
Imagine what would happen if we got another six Mark Ruffalos
Scrolled down here to say this. He is just angry there was only one Mark Ruffalo on the box and took it out on the poor Grimus sausage.
In this case _dire dire consequences_ as everyone's favorite Super Ruffalo 64 level is named
I dunno, th corn mush sausage got 5 Ruffalo, and I'd say it deserved it.
@@ryukami404which sausage got six mark ruffalos?
And now a special message from McDonald's corporate:
"We wish Grimace a happy birthday!"
This has been a special message from McDonald's corporate.
lol
@@OrdinarySausagelmao
@@Kasi01 lmfao
@@wuddup321 lmao
@@wuddup321 lmfaorofl
This sausage made me grimace.
Nice pun
Hi there Grimace
The Grimace made him sausage.
Hah hah...
Oh you
He should’ve given that “will it blow” 5 ruffalos. That’s where they all were.
But there was also one on the box. Plus four ion the score equals all five!
I feel like I can usually predict the score for the sausage within like half a point, but I can never tell how many Ruffalos the Will It Blow will get. Mark is extremely capricious
@@ConradOraguille The messier the Will It Blow, the bigger the Ruffalo score. If it sucks to clean as much as Mark Ruffalo sucks, then it's a five outta five. That's at least my personal interpretation of the Ruffalo scale.
as the creator of the box art I can confirm that the five Mark Ruffalos were supposed to be the score
@@johnstruktor1661 one ruffalo on the box + 4 for the score = 5 ruffalos
I'm glad the finished sausage retained some of the purple color.
It really gives that feeling of eating Grimace's flesh.
Of placing Grimace's hot, vanilla flavored sausage between your lips as you bite down.
Take upon you this Big Mac, for this is my body. Take upon you this Milkshake, for this is my blood.
*"THE MCRIB IS BAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!"*
I wanted one thing and one thing only: "That's the Grimace Water."
Thank you, Mr. Sausage.
The Grimace Water got me good.
I like to think "do you think Grimace would be proud of me" is just an intrusive thought Mr Sausage frequently has, but *this* was the time it was appropriate to say it out loud.
"Do you think Grimmace stays in McDonaldland because he is terrified of what he created?"
I think Grimace would be happy to know that his sausage was presented in tandem with Manscaped.
probably not
3:40 This "will it blow score" was underrated, that was easily a 5 Ruffalo
Definitely. Mr. Sausage did the Grimace dirty.
Nahh it was four out of five but I see what you mean
There were 5 Ruffalos, but Mr. Sausage only found 4 of them.
I am heartbroken by the rating given, it was clearly a 5 ruffalo and I request that mr sausage changes this to 5 ruffalo's
My jaw dropped at the 4
You know, the visuals of ordinary sausage are obviously haunting, but there were some sounds in this one that will follow me to the grave
This man is a real live bobs burger character, and I have felt this way for a while.
Haha.
He should guest star in an episode where he opens a sausage place just down the street.
@@PiousMoltar bob already has a struggling business you would put the poor guy on the streets if they introduce ordinary sausage to the show.
he IS bob...only with sausages
Maybe he could replace Jimmy Pesto what with his voice actor getting arrested?
@@Reznor1974 maybe, but just listening to this guy theres no way he could be a rival hes too nice
For as purple as this is, it really opens the door for the blue Kool-aid powder sausage
youre beating a dead purple horse,brother
@@BruceAlarie well he'd rather beat a dead kool-aid blue horse but, y'know
well he did do gusher sausage so we know what to expect. a good sausage.
Really though they can just celebrate Grimace's birthday every year in perpetuity, because nothing can kill the Grimace.
The reoccurring Grimace is what makes this video an instant classic
This channel is all about recurrent grimaces.
no cat face?
Oh god he’s gonna put the milkshake in the sausage
I was feeling depressed today (and for most of my life before that) but “that’s the grimace water” made me smile
I love how we're entering into the "repackage everything by using using the names of celebrities and fictional characters" phase of Fast Food history. At this point, you might as well just eat lettuce wraps in this climate. Still though, Happy Birthday to Barney the Dinosaur's Left Nut!
I think we're well into it at this point. The first one I remember is the "Travis Scott" meal in 2020 which was a Sprite, a quarter pounder with bacon, and fries with barbecue sauce. Just attach a name to something you already sold and hope people bite.
@@Hassohappa yeah and they've also done one for BTS, Megan Thee Stallion (I think), Cardi B... the thing that would REALLY increase their revenue is if they brought back the McWrap in the US but they won't do that for some reason
@@Hassohappa and the insufferable " {blank} awareness month " sometimes a month will have several EEEEEENOUGH!!!!!
@@joshc5613 and megan,for the record,a stallion is a MALE horse!
@@BruceAlarie Her anaconda do.
He's the only man to not keel over and die from the shake
"Get Down Tonight" was used extensively in the marketing for the movie "Flubber" in 1997, which meant it ended up in several McDonald's commercials for their tie-in promotion. So while not directly related, there are no more than 3 degrees of separation to Grimace
Imagine not knowing who Grimace is, and getting no answer, because his picture isn't anywhere on the bag or cup. It's his name they're using and nothing more.
Like internet people posing at a cemetery and posting "spending the day with grandma"
I was having SUCH a good day. Made a wonderful breakfast. Played some Runescape. Noticed a new Mr Sausage upload. Then BOOM 4/5 on the easiest 5/5 I have ever seen on will it blow.
I like that you're a DBZA reference
The "I wouldn't do this for Birdie" made me laugh way harder than it should have
HE DIDNT DIE WHEN HE TASTED THE GRIMACE SHAKE! HES THE CHOSEN ONE!
I knew someone was gonna comment this
My dad and I have bonded over your videos Mr. Sausage. Since turning him onto you, he’s relished sharing and relaying your Epicurious adventures into the unknown, your study of the art of the tubular delicacy, and your passion for desiccating delicious meals(without even a taste for the rest of the sausage clan!) in your pursuit of happiness. Thank you for your service!
you found all 5 ruffalos! 4 in the score, 1 in the art
Of course Grimace would be proud of you, Mr Sausage.
The Hamburglar, though... I mean you did PAY for that burger, yeah?
The only thing that would've been funnier is just a shot of Mr sausage laying on the ground at the end 😂
With that 2/5, McDonald’s officially made something worse than cat food sausage
I was actually thinking "please let there be Grimace water" and boy was I not disappointed
This episode really feels like a return to form for this channel.
Potato and vanilla mush sounds good to me, although idk about it being warm. I knew Grimace water was coming and it did not disappoint, had to pause. What a great video for Grimace's birthday.
The Shake isn't too awful of an idea. I remember I used to dip my Wendys Nuggets and fries in frosty as a kid.
Seeing the end result... I half expected the "Dubious food" sound from Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom to play.
I love grimace's sausage
Have you considered getting a second rack for your toaster oven? If you put one in the oven above the first rack you can set sausages on the upper rack for better air circulation and skin crisping, then set a small sheet tray on the bottom rack to catch run-off.
I leaned back and coughed mid-chew during the Will it Blow and when I looked back down my heart momentarily sank thinking the Will it Blow mess was what my cough had just spewed over my laptop
This is so funny
This feels like a return to form, for better or for worse.
This is the best video I ever could have hoped for
That was absolutely a 5 Ruffalo blow, come on man.
Also when are we getting that whale flavoured horse meat in a can from Japan sausage?
With the score of 4 MARK RUFFALOS! in from of the boxalo box art I was able to find all 5 Mark Ruffalos the art was asking us to find!
This is a classic sausage episode and I love it
I never want to see or hear "thats the grimace water" ever again😂😂
"What's wrong Mr Sausage? Could it be that you're craving Grimace's...
McNuggies...?"
Make the Rice Krispie Treat Sausage!
Are you trying to put the grinder in the grave
I waited so patiently for him to say “that’s the Grimace water” and was so pleased when my dream came true
I’m just happy that
A) you’re still alive after the Grimace Challenge
And
B) the sausage ACTUALLY RANKED more than 0 out of 5!
Every so often I watch one of these and it puts me off watching for a week or so. I just came back and I think I'm going to take another break.... (seriously though great stuff as always- a beautifully cursed sausage!)
Grimace is the correct word for this
The Mark Ruffalo scores are so brutal like that was the best will it blow we've seen in awhile and its still a whole point down...for what?
I have no clue?
He sounded really happy about it being Grimace’s Birthday.
I can't believe I've been watching this man make sausages for 3 years
Back to the classic style of just shoving random food into a sausage casing.
This was in my recommended, and for the sponsor you should have said protect your sausage instead of balls lol
you should try putting the especially sloppy sausage fillings in some cheesecloth first. A sausage cloth, if you will
My right ear really loved that manscaped ad
four mark ruffalos on that will it blow is disrespectful
I almost exclusively watch your videos while getting high and I wanted to let you know how much I appreciate what you do
I can only hope that explosionsandfire knows that it was grimaces birthday
I can't stop watching these.
That extra casing will go perfectly in the second sausage casing sausage
I swear I've watched these videos for years now and not once have I seen a 5 mark ruffalo, how this one wasn't I'll never understand
Nothing like a post colloidal sausage video to get your mood for the day just right.
Back when they still had dudes in mascot costumes going around in MC, my mom took a picture of me with Grimace, and even though I didn't speak English at the time, it seems the information required to me was beamed down to the heavens or something, because I had the most godawful grimace in my face I've ever seen.
you know i never sat on santas lap just sayin
I always expect the "Thats the ... Water" but it always makes me chuckle
If that Will it Blow was only a 4 Mark Ruffalos then I officially can't predict the score anymore!
It’s genuinely so refreshing to see a video with the Grimace Shake where nobody is dying and splattering the thing everywhere
I literally screamed 'NO!' when you dumped the milkshake into the bowl. lol
I’m glad you said it tastes purple. It was also the only flavor that came to my mind when I had it.
and i think pink jellybeans taste the way roses smell
He can't keep getting away with it
He can and he will
What on earth possessed corporate maccies to bring back grimace I swear that thing is absolutely horrific that sh*t would've scarred me for life if I grew up seeing him
The grimace shake is blueberry! It's so good!
This channel is so viscerally unsettling & yet I cannot stop myself from watching this for some reason
It’s like a car crash in slow motion
The Room evokes similar emotions in me
The fact I’m typing this mid-ball shaver ad just reinforces the surrealness of the whole thing
Good horror makes me tear up inexplicably
This channel does too
kinda like a mister meaty episode
Nothing can kill the Grimace
Well.. that purple-grey mush that went into the sausage press certainly made me grimace
The upper inflection on "purple brain" was hilarious! @1:16
I love the purple sludge being slapped down on a grill and just sadly sagging.
The didn't even put grimace on the bag. What the hell man
Fun fact!: Grimace used to be the villain of McDonaldland.
I find it so funny when he predicts 0/5 when loading the stuffer.
There is something deepy unsettling about how casually you spoke while mixing everything together in a vomit bowl.
That Will it Blow has gotta be a five Mark Ruffalo! I demand a recount. It got Ruffalo center mass, and with the headshot, and just look at the back scatter!
Rigged, I tells ya.
I AGREE IT SHOULD'VE BEEN FIVE, HE NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE.
I cant believe creme brulee sausage hasbt been done yet
I have found the 5 Mark Ruffalos.
The other 4 were in the score you assigned to the Will It Blow.
Have you done an all mushrooms sausage? Mushrooms contain a vast amount of their body weight in water but I’m imagining that with some salt and precooking to cook that water from it, mixing with spices and some pork you could have a 8.9/10 sausage.
"Also, the Hamburgler, I would celebrate." Rubble rubble!
1:13 missed opportunity to sing a cover of purple rain as “purple brain”
I picked the right video to return to this channel with
whered u go
The people demand a snausage sausage!
“That’s the Grimace water” I knew it was coming and it still made me laugh 😂
ONLY FOUR RUFFALOS? That was a once in a life time will it blow, man. Just .... purple everywhere.
I screamed "4 Mark Ruffalo's?!" at the screen when you didn't give that a 5/5.
I didn’t even think Grimace had a sausage.
I expected a burst of that Prince classic "Purple brain, purple brain!"
I’m pissed that was EASILY a 5 Ruffalo. Do you truly demand perfection beyond the human limit, sausage man???
only FOUR MARK RUFFALLOS?? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT MAN
Now I want to see a pickled sausage, or a sweet gherkin sausage
I certainly can't speak for Grimace, but I'm proud of you, Mr Sausage. I'm proud.
I was waiting for, and dreading the "There's the Grimace water"
Thank you- I now know what grimace would look like if he was put in a meat grinder.
At least we broke the streak of bad Will It Blows. Grimace's birthday gift to us.
“That’s the GrImAcE wAtEr”
Golden line