dude who went to the bathroom; “did anything happen while i was gone?” Markiplier; **sitting there with a ton of stickers and memorabilia** “nothing at all”
It amazes me how many people don’t realize that Mark went to college to become a Biomedical Engineer before dropping out to pursue UA-cam. This guy is a genius.
Binary =/= Morse code dude. A in binary is 01000001, A in morse is ._ Morse may be a binary system in the 2 "letters" way, but it isnt the same communication system
When he says the exact same line about brute forcing the color keypad as he does in the 3D version of the game. Also denies the pass twice for the Papers please ending
"i can translate 0 and 1 into morse code" boy sometimes i watch these videos and he spews out the answer to a math problem or translates morse code and im sittin here like i can barely english and i was born here
Kyla Edwards he actually has a degree in engineering, or at least went to college for it, I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure that might be why he's so smart
That's just how Mark operates. He's always 4 years behind on his let's play. Give him 4 years and who knows he might get back into games like Visage^^^^^
some asians, mostly koreans have a low immunity to alchohol, I did some more reasearch, and some guy on Reddit said "He has a broken enzyme which causes him to not be able to process alcohol properly. He did drink alcohol, though sparingly, for a while (hence why he has Drunk Minecraft) but after a "heart attack", where his heart couldn't pump enough blood to all of the parts of his body because of the broken enzyme, his doctor told him he shouldn't drink alcohol anymore."
10% of the comments commend Mark 30% of the comments are mad about the Stanley parable 60% didn't watch the whole video, then commented the solutions to the problems, and then replying to their own comment "nvm he did it"
watching this now and realizing Markiplier had a very different level of energy that he now pours whole heartedly into big projects instead of just the youtube videos
Its not like when the Internet wasn't working at 1am I punched my Uncles Computer Screen - I needed the Internet so I could beat the Pokémon Elite 4... Not that I did punch it...
I've seen multiple people play this and they all think the same thing at first, it's so weird because right above it there's "GRAB" to compare "GRBB" to and see that the last two letters in GRBB are exactly the same as the last letter in GRAB, and they don't think it's GRAE and GREE, but oh well.
"I would never have gotten that!" MARK ARE YOU KIDDING THAT WAS AMAZING! I was sitting in awe for a huge portion of this video, i couldnt even comprehend how you got as far as you did, that was so cool to watch. You dont give yourself enough credit, dude.
Stanley walked into the room, and in front of him lay a giant panel, but there was a single, round, red button, as stanley gently tapped the button, more button's started to appear, stanley pressed those as well, and more started to appear, but stanley lost track of the button's on the panel, and simpl- wait stanley, your supposed to press all the button's not press none of them! Sigh, stanley I don't believe we are in right game, im going to restart now.
Markiplier you're actually pretty smart, not kidding, not judging by this game alone, but generally since I've started watching your videos, I noticed that you have a pretty high intelligence level!
For anyone interested: They made a VR version of this game which is honestly trippy as hell. I'd suggest it for anyone into puzzles. There's only one thing that I dislike and that's the physics they seem to use. Also, if you pick up both the hammer and the screwdriver at the same time, the game starts to lag quite a bit. Not to mention, the hammer will make a lot of noise for some reason.
Another youtuber: 12 episodes for all the endings Markiplier: 30 minutes for all endings Another youtuber: i am a joke for you? i love you mans (no homo) and girls jaja
@@AzuraRaijin in video dude, and that 24 episodes, 1 video is how 15 or 20 minuts, lets take 20m, so 20x24, and what is the result? 480 to hours? welp is 8 hours
teacher: okay class what did u do this summer? random kid: i went 2 Florida other kid: i went fishing Mark: i smashed a blood baby to death with a hammer!
@Shadow Gaming or you know he couldve known that himself. its not like one person knows that thing and you happened to see them say it first so now everyone else is copying them since they said the same thing.
24:50 The number 1211 is the missing number in the series on line 3 of the instruction sheet: 1, 11, 21, (1211), 111221, 312211 where each successive number basically describes (or says out loud) the previous number, so the first number's just 1, the second number describes the first number as "one 1", the third number describes the second number as "two 1's" the fourth number describes the third number as "one 2 and one 1" ... and so on. This is somewhat similar to what are called autobiographical numbers or self-descriptive numbers.
+Robin Maier Today I went to therapy, told him my embarrassing issues that I'm having with my life. He told me that I need to change, life is not a video game, stop playing and O P E N U P Y O U R E Y E S. Sing along if you know it! ;)
I always love coming back to this game! And thanks to Mark playing the vr version and promising us all the endings it’s given me a reason other than just nostalgia to rewatch :)
the comment carrot really? If you’re just watch a couple of videos of him you should realize that not only he’s smart, he’s actually pretty good at playing
so nobody got the fallout reference when he opens the time thing at 17:38? In fallout the bombs fell on October 23, 2077, and when mark clicks the right arrow the times gos to October 24th 2077, which then shows a picture of a destroyed city. Can't be a coincidence.
I've never seen anyone get so many endings in so little time in this game. You're really a smart person, Mark. ... You could have been an engineer, ya' know...
There is a VR version and it's so weird... I'd definitely recommend it for anyone into puzzles (as long as you haven't watched a playthrough video like this). The only downside is that buttons can be a bit finicky and the hammer seems to glitch out a bit. If you pick up both tools at the same time, the game really doesn't like it. Spoiler: The illuminati ending is super trippy in vr.
I am good with this game. Because I am smart too. I am interested by science, technology and art. Dummy people took my energy away and they can fuckin ruin my day! I remember my old secondary school.... they hate me for my intelligence. But now I am going to university - it´s like Jew goes from Ausswitz teror to heaven. Ahhh it´s so cute. :D
I have two theories, the machine is an SCP that is aware of it's surroundings, your knowledge of it's abilities, and is capable of almost anything. The SCP would have a sort of mischievous personality, an alluring aura, and a strong thirst for fear and destruction ( demons, city obliteration, etc. ). Or... all of the previous endings were all of your character's imagination as they wondered why they weren't allowed to touch the panel. Obvs, the second is more realistic, but it's up to interpretation.
dude who went to the bathroom; “did anything happen while i was gone?”
Markiplier; **sitting there with a ton of stickers and memorabilia** “nothing at all”
*I J U S T B E A T A B L O O D B A B Y T O D E A T H W I T H A H A M M E R*
Dude who went to the bathroom: "whatcha got there?"
Mark: *with a full wall of stickers and medals* a coffee
@@dogsareawesome9197 I N E V E R T H O U G H T I W O U L D S A Y T H O S E W O R D S .
@@mushromus7764 does he not like Smoothies?
@@hendeyjagger7489 the machine is a coffee machine
2016 Mark: “I could Probably Brute Force this”
2021 Mark: “I’m GONNA brute force this”
This is the most truest comment since yesterday
Fax
lol that DID happen
1 year, 2K likes, 4 comments
What.
Inscryption right?
I love that he freaks out that he remembered Morse.
Lol, yeah.
It’s difficult and hard to remember
@@elfasto2255 yea dude
666 likes
Yes 666 indeed
It amazes me how many people don’t realize that Mark went to college to become a Biomedical Engineer before dropping out to pursue UA-cam. This guy is a genius.
Damn
Wait what
REALLY!? wow I didn't know...
Seriously!? That seems like such a waste though. But do what you love I guess
Could you imagine mark, working for the FDA, that would be terrifying
Alternative title: 36 minutes of Mark remembering he’s actually smart, and not dumb
yea i tested this and this took me a day to finnish idk how but this i was missing 8 endings still tho
Z REX HYPER bot???
Gillian Muller Noo i m human
Gillian Muller and what do you mean
@@Zrexhyper sorry it's just that a lot of boys say that 😅
13:39
Markiplier: *celebrating*
City: *slowly coming to an end and being flooded*
Slowly? You mean lightly
AndreyTheGamer !!! Out of context but, I love your Matt pfp sm :D Matt is a cinnamon roll
Tordle lol ikr
I would like the comment , but it's at 420. so I legally can't.
Just like the Gypsy woman said!
Any normal human: takes forever to work this out
Mark: Bada-bing bada-boom
why am i telling you this idk but i love the music at this part 5:47
@Crested Kinz
Insensitive, but correct.
@@veemogod9191 it is a vibe tho
He has a lot more IQ than he's credited for
The other guy took down the “it’s because he’s Korean” comment. Be confident in what you say on the internet. I thought it was funny.
If I get locked in an escape room, I want Markiplier on my team.
Yessss i want him too tho plz
same tho lol
there was an entire [redacted] episode showing how that would go wrong
Yea lol. All he did was tell Ethan “good luck” and didn’t even go through the tunnel like Ethan did
you weren't here for the anomaly were you
I like when as soon as Mark gets the hammer, he smashes the TV.
That’s how he thinks
Hammer, SMASH TV
The fact that markiplier did most of the endings without a guide is beyond me.
Indeed
How do you get 1K likes but only 1 reply????
@@hydra2488 ya mean 3
@@makspeedian you mean 4
@@hydra2488 this ain't no tik tok
Other UA-camrs: This is going to take for ever to get all the endings
Mark: Touch da button
Triple three. Guys, double that.
@@calebshartzer9724 YES SIR **flops on the floor** IM OKAY
@@markesarey754 Let us do a ritual to insure this.
@@markesarey754 *also falls on floor*
These replies give me life
That's the thing about mark. He's not only a gamer, he's really smart. Like really smart-
Yeah
He went to college to become a biomedical engineer before he dropped out to pursue UA-cam
Being smart and being knowledgeable are 2 different things, lets lets admit it mark is kinda dumb XD
69th like
When he wants to be lol
Mark: *picks up screwdriver*
Mark: can I hammer this?
Hmmm. Can i hammer the screwdriver?
Can I screwdriver the hammer?
Can I screw the drivehammer?
@@topazprism77 i driver the can screwhammer?
@@topazprism77 huh?
He just knows Morse code OFF-HAND!?
Talk about random skills...
also know as binary
no no he doesn't he just figured out that dash is 1 and dot is 0
Binary =/= Morse code dude. A in binary is 01000001, A in morse is ._ Morse may be a binary system in the 2 "letters" way, but it isnt the same communication system
Edit: I am the one who misunderstood. Didn't realize that Nutella was talking to Ben Dixon.
+Ben Dixon (Val AT) binary is easy as fuck though
7:45 it was a reference to the stanley parable cause “all he does is push buttons all day”
And then Stanley pushed the big red button
That must be his training
@@Indecisive.0 yeah right after he pushes the buttons
This is the story of a man named Stanley,
continue the story, any ending
When he says the exact same line about brute forcing the color keypad as he does in the 3D version of the game. Also denies the pass twice for the Papers please ending
Time stamp 14:00- Everyone give him applause. He deserves it.
Claps but with hands moving round in a circle
Midget09 *claps with feet*
He did a do
Yea okay Ron jk low hanging fruit
Micayla Yeap **Bangs my head on Nazi Germany**
Man.. he got a fuckton on his own, thats quite good.
yup. i bet you that pewds will get only one of them :D
Strong AND smart ;) of course!
He went to college for engineering before like mark
I KNOW RIGHT!?! every other youtubers i see playing this game never got that far on their own and mark did it!
contrary to popular belief, mark is actually good at games
"i can translate 0 and 1 into morse code"
boy sometimes i watch these videos and he spews out the answer to a math problem or translates morse code and im sittin here like i can barely english and i was born here
Kyla Edwards he actually has a degree in engineering, or at least went to college for it, I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure that might be why he's so smart
Rating this by three emojis
😑👌👍
@@KaiyaJojo two semesters away from completing the course.....
And now in 2021... He finally got around to playing Papers Please.
That's just how Mark operates. He's always 4 years behind on his let's play. Give him 4 years and who knows he might get back into games like Visage^^^^^
@@joeystevens3308 he did
Mark after every riddle:
NEVER IN A *_MILLION_* YEARS WOULD I HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT
Can I get your dealer, 420
@@idkanymore5066 holy shit wait
109
109 years ago🤣
yo i would like but its at 666... sorry
13:39 the joy on his face when he realizes he's remembered morse code.
Ikr it's so adorable
I thought the DOT and MOrSE clue was for the 3rd line in instructions (0010001)
Me to
awwww
Its like he beat the 6th night in FNAF all over again...
even after four years, marks voice is calming.
four years
Filip Tasevski oh yeah lol, my bad.
it’s fine xd
4
Ben Comer we know already
2016 Mark : DUDE I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THIS MUSIC PUZZLE IN A MILLION YEARS.
2021 Mark : *Gets this puzzle easily but can't get the others*
“You learn from your mistakes, not your successes” - sun tzu or something like that
his energy whenever he gets something correct makes me smile. I've never had pure joy in years.
I can relate.
Awww same
I like that i'm not the only one who rewatches old videos
thats kind of sad but im happy for u bro
Massive hugs
back in the days when Mark saw an hourglass and thought “the waiting symbol”
Memento Mori.
Memento mori, memento vivere
@@notsoanonymouself I don’t get ot
@@lr8198 you had to be there
@@lr8198 you never will
I love how happy he got when he got the morse code, it was adorable :D great video!
Yes! I was impressed he knew all that that's crazy XD
i think its cuz his dad was in the military
I KNOW RIGHT HE WAS A-FREAKIN-DORABLE.
+Skylar Rose I know!
That moment was epic
Game: Exists
Marks Forehead: *shine*
Shut up
@@arachid5747 no
Oh god, now I noticed XD
@Tucker Snow you people really think someone is gonna scroll down and say ' oh what a good comment ima copy it
@@leviathan4611 Yes, because people do that
This game:*exists*
2020: *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!*
Makes sense
vengful howl 2358 yeup
Bruh
uh oh
vengful howl 2358 lmao
game: dont touch anything
mark:hold my beer
Once Mark is no longer holding his beverage, his clothes burn away and he begins to float.
?
@@brittneyselby8336
He ascends to ultimate zen.
Alina Gana we’ll Mark can’t really have alcohol, so more like hold my lemonade
some asians, mostly koreans have a low immunity to alchohol, I did some more reasearch, and some guy on Reddit said "He has a broken enzyme which causes him to not be able to process alcohol properly. He did drink alcohol, though sparingly, for a while (hence why he has Drunk Minecraft) but after a "heart attack", where his heart couldn't pump enough blood to all of the parts of his body because of the broken enzyme, his doctor told him he shouldn't drink alcohol anymore."
And people say mark's not smart.
He's smarter than the average mushroom
do they? he's the grandson of Albert Einstein
(GradeA)
He isn't a dummy.
Hey! My son Pubert is a fungus. he has six achievements.
5 years later, finally a lets play of "paper please"
14:10 Mark has the same energy as the future Mark who
"I AM A MAN
WHO OWNS
FIVE OVENS!"
That shit had me crying
oh yeahhhhh
It cracks my boyfriend up every time I mention that video
This is kindof more Impressive
Imagine how out of context this would sound to a blind person
"I just killed a blood baby with a hammer"
@@pigmafia but that's exactly what happened though , makes no difference if you're blind or not.
lol
I wish I didn’t imagine that.
"Can I hammer that?"
I'm ridiculously impress. He sped through most of these.
He's a smarty pants
POV: You're back watching this because of the video mark posted where he plays this in 3d
Listen- We don't talk about it-
@@ravenwashere1776 why not
@@morganhe-man3543 Because I feel called out lol
@@ravenwashere1776 true lol
Shit got me
Hourglass: *exists*
Mark: "The waiting sign!"
Unnus Annus....
@@robinde_birb1142 Woah..
@@robinde_birb1142 Ah, a man/woman of culture, I see.
Ah yes, the waiting symbol
@@daisa1506 We hate culture
what that "guy" says: do not touch anything
what we understand: press de button.
ceau roman random
GICA FASOLICA
It’s just pure game logic
GICA FASOLICA 200th like
ME MUST PRESS DE BUTTON HE SAY (im in my moms)
@@themarshals2768 azh
10% of the comments commend Mark
30% of the comments are mad about the Stanley parable
60% didn't watch the whole video, then commented the solutions to the problems, and then replying to their own comment "nvm he did it"
Accurate.
what percent of the 60 looked the answer up just to post it here?
So Common
i want see those Stanley Parable upset people, im upset too.
i accualy watched the whole video xD
watching this now and realizing Markiplier had a very different level of energy that he now pours whole heartedly into big projects instead of just the youtube videos
I love how the first thing he dose when he gets a hammer is smash the screen
Lmao who wouldn't?
Its not like when the Internet wasn't working at 1am I punched my Uncles Computer Screen - I needed the Internet so I could beat the Pokémon Elite 4... Not that I did punch it...
you play Pokemon at 1am?!
Hello Peeps who doesn't?
“I'm not smart“
~ Markiplier, knows the Morse Code by heart
Everyday Girl I heard mark say that too and he's very Smart! I can't even do those numbers and stuff! your so right Everyday Girl!
Everyday Girl ur soooo right!!
Everyday Girl just like i know braille
Everyday Girl the second i read this he said exactly that.
'The Waiting Sign'
Yeah Mark. That's totally what an Hourglass is called.
Ellsasaurus Rex if I was making money off of it, id be on the computer alot too.
Ah the old school waiting symbol. Oh the nostalgia! O discordia!
Still makes sense tho cuz... ya know... waiting takes time, which is the entire point of an hourglass
0:56 the funny thing is he is right if you wait 15 minutes he comes back and takes you to the end of the game
20:53 I swear, I was yelling at the screen when he said gree the first time, GRBB
SH4D0W Ender EXACTLY I WAS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOO MARKKK NOOO in my head I was like MARK YOU ARE SO SMART BUT COMEE ONNNNN 🤦🏽♀️
I've seen multiple people play this and they all think the same thing at first, it's so weird because right above it there's "GRAB" to compare "GRBB" to and see that the last two letters in GRBB are exactly the same as the last letter in GRAB, and they don't think it's GRAE and GREE, but oh well.
does it honestly even matter
he eventually read it right
Yeah right? I was almost screaming
G-reen
R-ed
B-lue
B-lue
"I would never have gotten that!" MARK ARE YOU KIDDING THAT WAS AMAZING! I was sitting in awe for a huge portion of this video, i couldnt even comprehend how you got as far as you did, that was so cool to watch. You dont give yourself enough credit, dude.
I was thinking the exact same thing, watching him get so excited lol he's a brainiac sometimes!
this gave me a whole new level of respect for him
Except he doesn't realize dinosaurs lay eggs
Joshua Martin
Haha yeah, i guess we can be great at everything xP
same
“Let me high five myself one million times!”
Markiplier- 2016
(innuendos intensify)
EHeff 007 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 100 190 100,000,000 done
EHeff 007 1000000 back Pat's too
I love you posts
777 likes lol
It makes me genuinely really happy to see mark look so accomplished. It’s just great, man
Stanley parable reference: *exists*
Mark: "I know my name now"
Winda Lock Lol and he even played that game
lmao right
Stanley walked into the room, and in front of him lay a giant panel, but there was a single, round, red button, as stanley gently tapped the button, more button's started to appear, stanley pressed those as well, and more started to appear, but stanley lost track of the button's on the panel, and simpl- wait stanley, your supposed to press all the button's not press none of them! Sigh, stanley I don't believe we are in right game, im going to restart now.
yep
NO,
Mark "I dont know my name now"
Game:*exists*
Markipier: its big brain time.
Umm it’s “this is big brain time” not it’s big brain time
Bru
it took matzot forever to do some of these puzzles tho
Diz biggest brain time
420 likes
Markiplier you're actually pretty smart, not kidding, not judging by this game alone, but generally since I've started watching your videos, I noticed that you have a pretty high intelligence level!
well he could've been a enginer.
Petko Fuchalksi Definitely
Very true But a smart individual always knows thiers always more to learn thats why i continue to do lets plays on games i continued
he is smarter than my whole class
+Christian Mills By learning do you mean sitting down and playing video games? You are way too confident...
5 years later when I see the papers, please reference: finally, he did it
Mark: why is there 666?
Why is there a pentagram?
The guy that said he would be back in a minute: *sweating*
Mark-"I'm not smart"
Me-"Watch your own video again. Then we can judge"
Sheikah Warrior
this doesn't require you to be smart, it just requires you to not be stupid.
For anyone interested: They made a VR version of this game which is honestly trippy as hell. I'd suggest it for anyone into puzzles. There's only one thing that I dislike and that's the physics they seem to use. Also, if you pick up both the hammer and the screwdriver at the same time, the game starts to lag quite a bit. Not to mention, the hammer will make a lot of noise for some reason.
I come back sometimes just to see how happy he is at remembering Morse
My mind: why is that panel so powerful? and who the hell let mark in charge of it?
lizzy_ marie229 YEAH, WHY NOT ME
And it's just a coffee machine with some ads on a screen xD
the greatest coffe machine that can destroy the city just the city in the tv
Jack went to the bathroom and mark didn't listen to what he was told😂😂
Same.....
Love the moment he got the morsecode
I am learning so much in this video XD
Lol true
Same hahaha
I agree but he needs to calm down
Same it was adorable!!! X3
There's a 3D version with extra endings, you should definitely check that out! (it can also be played in VR)
Celeste
So apparently this game tells a story about a person's paranoia towards the coffee maker
lol
7:56 just realized now that its a reference to the Stanley parable because he spent his job pressing buttons
It's much more clear in the vr version
@@galladegamer3579 yeah, the narrator is there too
@@theunfunnyjokester that's why I said it was more clear, but ok
IT HAS BEEN FOUR YEARS AND I JUST... I JUST REALIZED...
@@aviem5887 yeah it took me 4 years lol
13:45 can we all clap for mark for getting that off the top of his head?
insert cliche applause track here
Touché, Mark.
HOW DIDMHE DO THAT?!?! ❤️
"I just beat a blood baby to death with a hammer" -Mark "2016"
Why'd you put 2016 in quotation marks?
I’m watching this on 2020 so I’m not alone it looks like even though people hate me
@@thefireatgrandfest bruh obviously everyone who sees this comment is watching in 2020
Георги Карачев good point
justin bratcher normal Friday for me
I remember watching this when I was a little younger, and I thought a 36 minute Markiplier video was long lol. I was very naive.
22:19
In the phrase "You drop all the bomb" the letters YRBB were glitching.
They mean Yellow, Red, Blue, Blue.
That's the answer for 34:13 riddle.
Yeah I also saw that and was like where would u use that
Genius
Oh great, I thought i was the only one who saw that! Thank gosh I wasn't crazy...
I was going to say that!
Another youtuber: 12 episodes for all the endings
Markiplier: 30 minutes for all endings
Another youtuber: i am a joke for you?
i love you mans (no homo) and girls jaja
Didnt it take MatPat an entire livestream to get all endings?
@@AzuraRaijin in video dude, and that 24 episodes, 1 video is how 15 or 20 minuts, lets take 20m, so 20x24, and what is the result? 480 to hours? welp is 8 hours
Which youtuber?
@@ultimoengin7826 sorry i speak spanish and some words in english i dont understand it
Webber el wuebon que youtuber usó google translate por cierto
34:25
The animation there is so smooth and snappy. Just amazingly done. I don't see enough people talking about the animation in the comments.
I love how mark said the same “I can brute force this” 5 years ago and now
When mark tried to smash the clock I suppose it was... Hammer Time
nooooo I thought I escaped it
MARK SMASH!!! 😂
why
STOP IT SANS!!!!!
KILL IT
KILL IT WITH FIRE
teacher: okay class what did u do this summer?
random kid: i went 2 Florida
other kid: i went fishing
Mark: i smashed a blood baby to death with a hammer!
lmao imagine having a dad
it would sound a LOT better if you put "to death" in between baby and with
You deserve an academy award
@@delcast1027 wut
Teacher: I can't believe you said those words...
Mark: me meither!
The ending where it says awaiting input and then says you got the job Stanley is a Stanley Parable reference!
How'd he not get that? Didn't he play it?
@@michaelbreckshot6589 years before
@Shadow Gaming or you know he couldve known that himself. its not like one person knows that thing and you happened to see them say it first so now everyone else is copying them since they said the same thing.
18:59
Mark: Papers Please! I was gonna do a lets play of that.
5 Years Later.. XD
24:50
The number 1211 is the missing number in the series on line 3 of the instruction sheet: 1, 11, 21, (1211), 111221, 312211
where each successive number basically describes (or says out loud) the previous number,
so the first number's just 1,
the second number describes the first number as "one 1",
the third number describes the second number as "two 1's"
the fourth number describes the third number as "one 2 and one 1"
... and so on.
This is somewhat similar to what are called autobiographical numbers or self-descriptive numbers.
Interesting
This is simultaneously the most brilliant pattern I have ever seen and the most convoluted way of describing numbers that I have ever seen.
This is confusing
What
That’s pretty awesome
Me:explaining something to my mom
What my mom hears: 26:29
Low
Key
XD THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
is ur mom a karen
You are correct the right the are yes are correct
What about 6:55
Mark gets a hammer
First reaction:
SMASH THE SCREEN!
Now click the "?" so its shake and............. Illuminate
Ultra Instinct Goku If I gave mark a hammer irl do you think he'd smash his computer screen?
Ultra Instinct Goku ik i was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂lol
Ultra Instinct Goku p 、
I think Mark just summoned Bill Cypher
5:35 the face we all made while our parents are reading out our report card
"THERE'S A BABY IN SPACE WHY IS THERE A SPACE BABY"
-Markiplier 2016
Shut up
@@arachid5747 rude
@@arachid5747 quit telling people to shut up >:(
@@arachid5747 AYO back off the queen
Hello my queen uvu
Mark: *spawns blood baby*
Me: bring fourth the holy hand grenade
me: Brings holy hand for holy hand grenade
am i the only one who wants all the little posters and other stuff you get when passing a level in real life?
nope
"passing a level in real life"
life is just a game confirmed
time is nothing but an illusion, a man-made concept.
OMG ME TOO
+Robin Maier Today I went to therapy, told him my embarrassing issues that I'm having with my life. He told me that I need to change, life is not a video game, stop playing and O P E N U P Y O U R E Y E S.
Sing along if you know it! ;)
+Beth Bahner I'm just trying to keep from dying. its just a game that we play and for heaven sakes looking for a better way to play it
I always love coming back to this game! And thanks to Mark playing the vr version and promising us all the endings it’s given me a reason other than just nostalgia to rewatch :)
"i beat a blood baby with a hammer!"
markiplier 2016
everything gaming and ass
everything gaming
everything gaming l
everything gaming hahaha
: )
Me: Don’t hit the child with the hammer
Mark hits the button and spawns the blood baby and hits it
Mark: I can’t believe I hit a baby with the hammer!
“Kill all humans,”
*”That’s nice.” - Markiplier 2016*
RealisticBanana 2016 oooooo that hurts
YES!!!!! oh god. -markiplier 2016
Eh he was right
Anna Tanchyk "this is fine"
how do you do the bold letters?
"Are you calling me stoopid? I'LL BLOW UP THE DAMN CITY"
perfection
He says “ I never would have gotten that “ like a million times
When you wait in line for 2 hours and order a cheeseburger and you get the wrong one 19:52
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Funny
I never knew how smart this guy was
the comment carrot ^e
Why hadn't you unleashed your inner smartness before Markiplier? It's awesome!
the comment carrot I like your profile pic
the comment carrot really? If you’re just watch a couple of videos of him you should realize that not only he’s smart, he’s actually pretty good at playing
Right
so nobody got the fallout reference when he opens the time thing at 17:38? In fallout the bombs fell on October 23, 2077, and when mark clicks the right arrow the times gos to October 24th 2077, which then shows a picture of a destroyed city.
Can't be a coincidence.
War never changes
I've never seen anyone get so many endings in so little time in this game. You're really a smart person, Mark.
...
You could have been an engineer, ya' know...
You saw he skipped a few time frames
I know, but not at the start
He's covered wars, you know
How to make Mark cry in the shower:
Step 1: Make OP's comment.
Ikr
People in the city; "OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?! HOLY SHIT EVERYONE IS DEAD!!!"
Mark: "Haha, button go boop."
y is this actually funny as 🤣🤣
not even 20 seconds in and markiplier decides to touch something lmao
Well this IS Markiplier we're talking about here XD
@@katdreemurranyaufemaleshy4765 true
Love how he mentions doing a Let's Play of Papers Please. Doesn't actually start that game til May 2021 😅
Dang. Whoever made this game is either a genius or on drugs.
TomBoy DorkDerp both
Both
TomBoy DorkDerp i go with genius
TomBoy DorkDerp both
A lot of geniuses are
Mark: does all of this
also Mark: mental age of 7
He's an intelligent man-baby.
@@shirakuno_ okay, "DivinerElite" sure
@@shirakuno_ r/nobodyasked
@@shirakuno_ yea sure anime kiddo
@@gayjayy yeah I figured as much, just let me have my joke
Mark should come back to this one, it is so much cooler now. He would lose his shit!
The game gets updates?
Still waiting
@@blitzdrache2060 There is a 3D VR version of this with more endings
There is a VR version and it's so weird...
I'd definitely recommend it for anyone into puzzles (as long as you haven't watched a playthrough video like this). The only downside is that buttons can be a bit finicky and the hammer seems to glitch out a bit. If you pick up both tools at the same time, the game really doesn't like it.
Spoiler:
The illuminati ending is super trippy in vr.
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"Its papers please all over again!"
Me, who's waiting for the next episode of Papers Please: you right
this game is so interesting, i like how they made a vr one
THEY MADE A VR ONE!???
@@xxweirdofromspacexx1119 ll
@@xxweirdofromspacexx1119 Yeah and they added new stuff in it like the person on the screen with the demonic thing, they are now behind you
i want a sequel so bad :
"Im sorry i killed your city " *destroys Detroit for cake*
but the cake is a lie....
#SAVAGEKILLER
Haha, I forgot about that!
+Raina Groch please do
yup just yup
This hurt my brain. Mark is too smart For this game
I am good with this game. Because I am smart too. I am interested by science, technology and art. Dummy people took my energy away and they can fuckin ruin my day! I remember my old secondary school.... they hate me for my intelligence. But now I am going to university - it´s like Jew goes from Ausswitz teror to heaven. Ahhh it´s so cute. :D
Shta ir Lennon ́s priestess Well isn't that modesty...
+Shta ir Lennon ́s priestess if you're so smart why can't you use proper english?
I have two theories, the machine is an SCP that is aware of it's surroundings, your knowledge of it's abilities, and is capable of almost anything. The SCP would have a sort of mischievous personality, an alluring aura, and a strong thirst for fear and destruction ( demons, city obliteration, etc. ).
Or...
all of the previous endings were all of your character's imagination as they wondered why they weren't allowed to touch the panel.
Obvs, the second is more realistic, but it's up to interpretation.