Bruno Has A Plan (JJBA Golden Wind Parody)
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- Опубліковано 25 лип 2019
- Bruno Buccellati just ran into the big boss of the Italian Mafia and should be running away, but the bowl-cutted tactician has a much better idea to deal with the situation.
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Happy Jojo Friday everyone! Hope you're excited for the finale for Part 5: Golden Wind! In the meantime, enjoy this cartoon!
I feel like it'll be a 40 mins episode...
@@Italian_Isaac_Clarke hour long special on sunday
Dont make me feel the pain of jojo loss
Where is Trish?
mark lll dead
*is a literal reanimated corpse*
“not a scratch on me!”
🔫not a scratch boy.
IKR, I just ctrl+F "scratch" to see if anyone else processed that xD xD xD xD
Richard Aurrecoechea made u 1k likes
Richard Aurrecoechea a rotting corps to be more specific
Tis but a scratch.
Giorno: I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream
Bucciarati: I, Bruno Bucciarati, *_have a plan_*
Dyspo dared me to hit 42069 subs we meet again
Mista: I, Mista Guido, have a gun
Fugo: I Pannacotta Fugo am completely useless and should've bitten za dusto instead of Bruno.
I, Yoshikage Kira, have an erection.
@@e-goblin KILLED ME 😂😂😂
Bruno: "Not a scratch on me."
Araki: HA HA HA no
Is that from love is war
Let's just put a giant hole right there and there we go kakyoin 2.0
@@ajduwhdd3406 national donut day
You stole Araki's sauce, your life gets loss
There may or may not have a "few" scratches on him
I like how Buccialati's clothing and purple haze's body are just greenscreened
I’m not the only one who notices
chowderesque
Wow I didn’t notice
Fugo's clothes are also green.
Probably diff color
Reminds me of the Chowder art style.
Fugo got more screen time in this than in the anime.
Dude was in 1 fight and he barely did anything lmao
This is so damn accurate his stand was the best key to kill the boss.
@@karlo134652 That's why he had to stay behind
@@iamdanieloliveira more than that araki basically discarded his plot developmemt like many other things originally he planned him as a betrayer that will stand boss' side
@@zaleww5824 granted he abandoned it for a personal reason, and then it was properly expanded on in side material
Abbacchio: *Proudly announces he’s making tea*
Giorno: *Vietnam Flashbacks*
"please don't"
I think he enjoy thatcup of tea
Best comment
He never really did tell him how he drank the tea, did he? I mean we know how, but he doesn't....now giorno's secret will go down with abaccio's grave
Ok but how TF does this have 3.2k likes?
0:55 Diavolo's hardest fight in existence: *DEADLY AIR*
the noises are so realistic to what purple haze would do
@Luke Groundwalker just like “Sheer Heart Attack”
Pucci: "First time?"
Oxygen time
@@theendeeminer21 P U R E O X Y G E N
This is actually canon. As long as diavolo dies.
@Aqdas Boy as long as diavolo dies it's part of his infinite death which means it's canon
@@CA-ev2vf Did he die though? I thought the whole point was that he would never get to experience death, and would be stuck in the loop forever.
@@Jekkle9107 he won't experience TRUE death. but will keep on dying and dying.
@@CA-ev2vf oh alright, thanks
How Vento Aureo should’ve ended, and don’t weep for cheese boi, he will get those breadsticks
Is that a motherfrickin JelloApocalypse JoJo reference!?
SquishyTheTitan yup
What about small cheese?
I have always thought of him as a strawberry guy
I always thought of him as an orange person.
Abbacchio: AND I'LL MAKE A FRESH POT OF TEA!!!
Giorno: .... ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ
Still drank it
@@xX_Ghostie.Girl_Xx you WHAT???
@@giogoose9309 it was good tea!!!
@@xX_Ghostie.Girl_Xx oh I hope so. I heard people say that you drank piss
@@giogoose9309 thats what I mean ;)
Can we take a moment to appreciate how Mista is the fourth person introduced in this video ?
3rd person it goes bruno fugo then mista. If you're counting diavolo then we gonna have to count purple haze too
*HA!*
@@kakarotgoku4585 person, not stand
so he's the one who's going to drink abbacchio's tea
Added another reply because this had 4 replies
Purple Haze's little victory shout and when he comforted fugo was absolutely adorable
Za Hando and Purple Haze: The fight of underused stands
You joke, but if these two met, they'd probably shoot themselves in the dick three seconds before the fight starts
The word "underused" is a Stand itself
Also Magicians Red
"You'll never escape the Purple Haze Virus!"
*dubstep eraser noise*
Don't forget MOODY BLUES
Good News: Diavolo Dies
Bad News: *Doppio Dies*
Not best boy..
win a little, lose a little.
But is Diavolo really dead 😂😂 Giorno said he won't be able to because of Requiem making him experience death may times over
@Adventist ye
Doppio deserved his death just as much as diavolo did.
“Not a scratch on me.”
- The guy who’s body is slowly decaying
Bruno: “And we received orders to kill the imposter!”
Fugo: “Idk, you seem sus.”
Jolyne: Romeo call an ambulance
Romeo: OK
End of part 6
Infinite :v that would be nice
She did do that, I think.
Also the end of part 4
Funny Valentine votes: Below 50%
End of Steel Ball Run.
I think you misremembered part 6
This animation is flawed.
Mista's gun didn't mess up on it's 4th spin.
He probably was spinning it more than that devil number
4!!!!
Hey Mista you wanna 4 cheese pizza?
it was more than 4 like 8 or 7 i had to slow it down
Nightmare Angel Real it was 6 and then it went out of the screen
Part 5 would be so much shorter if Fugo actually used his stand
Just like if they used
Z A H A N D O
in part 4
@@JMonkey7575 Okuyasu had the excuse of being dumb. Fugo was talked up to be a genius... Okuyasu was much more useful to his team than Fugo. Fugo didn't even do much in his only fight
wait now do I think about it there team would have been invincible if Giorno just made the antidote of purple Haze virus for everyone
@@MrArora-gd7zh How did nobody think of that
@@gavinp5042 Yeah, it would make no sense to ignore that incredible strategy unless... They were already planning to ditch Fugo :O
This ending is even better,except the fact that fugo is alone again
Yea who is that guy toji why u here😊😊😊❤❤❤❤😅😅😅
Bruno is so flamboyant here and I'm loving it
What does flamboyant mean
Nevermind i googled it
@HoumaXD mcdonalds
@@joehonson4981 wait no that isnt what I meant fam
@@clarkacedarray7912 it means expressive, or fancy in a goofy way
I love how Diavolo keeps skipping time but can’t escape
Actually skipping time means the virus eats his flesh even more.So skipping time is actually bad in this case
jason ho that makes it even better
His best option would've been to jump out a window and run
Dragon Lord He would still be infected no matter what he does if he gets the virus.
@@AquaPJ i mean if he just gtfo'd as soon as he saw the 6 foot walking biohazard
I don't think Bruno's suit gets enough attention in this masterpiece. The fact that the dots don't move and just stay static on the screen, revealed only when currently imposed on the suit, is junyus-level *c o m e d y*
It reminds me of the cartoon, Chowder..
Fugo: *HAS A STAND THAT CAN GIVE VIRUS*
2020: May i have that thank you very much
There's nobody in any season of jojo named hugo, clown
It’s fugo
@@N3us-prime A, auto correct
@@ItsTubeTime i just realized that it was auto correct
Oh k
can we just acknowledge how bruno's clothes and purple haze's diamond pattern are static images
Reminds me of how it was in Chowder honestly and that's pretty cool
@@corenlavolpe6143 yeah i always wonder how they animated like that
@@theoziggy2071 Surely it must be a timesave because you don't have to actually color the characters. You just make them transparent and put the image behind them.
@@florianw116 true
@@corenlavolpe6143 That's exactly what I thought!
since diavolo's death loop is infiinite this is actually canon
Why are u gay ?
Mihai Smoleac why are you lesbian
@@megabox5884 because death loop is golden experiences power
Pupontherun the point is because there are infinity amounts of scenarios where diavolo dies this might be one of them
@@mihaismoleac7856 Who says I´m gay ?
0:50 Purple Haze, I choose you!
Fugo still being left at the end killed me, I wasn't expecting that!
Mother: why are you laughing alone?
Me: nothing
My brain: *Fewgo*
Ejeheheheh
hehehehe
mak
Ironically when i read it Buccarati said that
Fyewwwgoh
Bruno: "Not a scratch on me!"
If only...
He died
@@Ivo-American_ball Brr
Fisted xd
@@ratplayingaflute9932 shut up
@@mayphan9779 , I am a rat playing a flute.
Abbacchio: I'll make a fresh pot of tea!
Giorno: Please don't...
I lost it at that one.
Bucciarati: I outsmarted the boss and got away without a scratch on me!
Me: yeah...sure...*sobs*
Giorno: I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream.
Bucciarati: I, Bruno Bucciarati, have a plan.
Abbacchio: And I, Leone Abbacchio, have a fresh pot of tea
*Giorno Giovanna has left the chat*
Giorno: oh hellllll no
AwesomeGuy344 😉
Ew.
Bruno is dutch descendant
Ya ever just feel like the replies to a comment ruins the actual comment? I feel that energy here
I finally understand. This is the timeline where Mista didn't destroy Rolling Stones, and the only one that died was Bruno.
But how
Sir Corgi because Bruno was still in this parody most likely struck by Diavolo, but Giorno still managed to revive him but it was only temporarily. Everyone else no longer has to go on the betrayal journey to defeat Diavolo.
@@savagefire1401 Sorry, I forgot oh well
*TIME TO WATCH PART 5 FOR THE 4 TIME*
😂
No because if he doesnt destroy the rolling ball then giorno doesnt go in the mafia because he go in the mafia because bruno stay alive and diavolo continue to sell drugs.
Fun fact: He painted Bucciarati's into a color that inst anywhere and deleted it. Meanwhile he added a white background with the little drawings that Bucciarati has, so he spared time of animating.
*GENIUS!*
that sound brutal 1:13
1:18 that triumphant little “UBASHAAAA” was strangely adorable.
Yeah
**cough**
UBASHAAAAA!
*Cough*
IKR
Ubasha you got his heed
Meanwhile in the Roman Colosseum:
Polnareff: Man, I sure hope someone looking for Diavolo will call me... I almost died for this goddamn arrow so this better be worth it.
4 days later: People found out the boss is dead
Polnareff: OH COME ON
Polnaref then goes to Japan to meet with Jotaro, Jotaro introduces him to Josuke who heals his injuries. Polnaref is then healed and able to assist in part 6 thus history changes.
boredomkiller 99, holy fuck that would have been amazing
@@boredomkiller9985 Last battle against Pucci:
Jotaro, in stopped time: Should I attack Pucci or save Jolyne? I CAN'T DO BOTH!
*Time stop ends*
Jotaro: Fuck!
Pucci: Ha ha, my Made In Heaven is invincible!
*Knifes get closer to Jolyne*
*Polnareff deflects them*
Polnareff: Dude, stop time and beat the shit out of Pucci. I will protect your daughter.
Jotaro: Thanks man! And now... *Stops time* Yare Yare Daze... ORA!
Pucci is defeated.
*Johnny starts fading from existence*
diavolo: *dies a painful death*
purple haze after killing him: HERMA SHA!*coughs*
It's "ubasha".
Its horosho
In russian it mean good
The thing about this video is that Purple Haze has only 5 meters in range and it literally went from the outside of the church into the church and murdered diavolo
Diavolo : *Sees Purple Haze*
Diavolo : Oh, you're deciding to approach me?
Purple Haze : Yare Yare..
Part 3 intensifie 💪
I cant't infect you with my virus unless i get closer
ho ho. Then come closer as you like.
Say hi to illuso for me
*Fires virus pod*
Ok, time for breadsticks
Yare Yare Haze
1:05 "oh god no"
That's a LOT of God talk coming from the devil.
oh DIO no
Reddy
I see what you did there
@@justsomeguyontheinternet3822 haha
@@99lev1 Dio in italian means god
@@justsomeguyontheinternet3822 well, that's why I made this joke
Bruno would still be my favorite character even if he acted like this lol
This is why I stay in Morioh
this is why I hid in a furry game
An enemy stand user that has disguised himself as the boss.
YOU MEAN OINGO.
OINGO
BOINGO
BROTHERS
DP could've saved any kind of budget by just doing this to make up for the Oingo Boingo ED
@@-joel1337
Nah.
It's *OINGO BOINGO BRAZZERS!*
Or Yellow Temperance.
Hey, Kira Yoshikage also disguised as someone else too, so...
The hand: I am the most powerful and underused stand
Purple Haze ( who literally appeared once ) : Are you chalangeing me ?
I like oranges tusk and GER: are you challenging me?
@@thesgscout6112 The World Over Heaven: Am I a joke to you ?
Then purple haze feedback WAS BORN making it worse
At least the hand was balanced by being given a dumbass as his user
TATTERED GOLDEN But his stats are bad he has c in durability and speed B.The attack power of his fists is B.
I love how the dots on bruno dont move with him
Bro this video reminds me of such an adorable cartoon I would watch when I would be little so I just love this cartoon it's so adorable and even the design on the characters oh my gosh it's so cute even on Bruno it's so adorable I cannot stand how adorable this is
Jonathan should've been in Part 2
Caesar should've been in Part 3
Kakyoin should've been in Part 4
*Fugo should've been in Part 5*
Its because he left the gang isn't it
@@garymarshall3700
no, it's because it was a little humid- of *course* it was because he left the gang
Yeah but at least we got Polnareff back but only for him to become a turtle
I'M WHEEZING
Giorno should of been in part 6
Diavolo died, meaning this is part of the death loop, making this canon
Woo!
It does lol
This cannot be canon, all fan made deaths that has King Crimson are not canon since Diavolo cannot activate his stand in the infinite death loop
@@prev8374 All of his deaths have some meaning to it if you’ve payed attention to some of em, I’d guess that he’d be able to “activate” King Crimson just for him to die anyway, like torture
@@manuremachine8719 something about how death is just inescapable even if you can skip it, especially since he can only skip so much time and if something exists after the skip it still takes affect
Purple haze
Range: A
Fugo has made use of his 152 IQ
Or, more precisely, Bruno made use of it for him.
"I have a plan. First, we must dress like strippers to fight some other stripper like fighters"
This is your only good comment.
Hi
Thats all u could do
Ventou Aureo in a single sentence.
Most of the entire series in a nutshell
So Polnareff lost his legs and and the eye for nothing
Well if they ever meet Giorno could fix him up
Fernando Reimpell Bravo I think it had something to do with Passione tracking his calls and Diavolo finding out he’s still alive
Fernando Reimpell Bravo it wasn’t a call being honest I forgot what it was but it was some sort of secure line Polnareff kept on in case any other person wanted to take down Diovolo.
@Fernando Reimpell Bravo It is good to know that even if someone is confirmed dead, most large scale organizations, whether it be the government or a gang, will monitor communications to the best of their abilities to avoid essentially information from being leaked, it was more than likely they were expecting someone else to let information out rather than our french boi, even more so since Jotaro is one of the only stand users out there with a ability that can outright bypass King Crimson's Time Erase with Time Stop, so it was a requirement for them to monitor the communications in italy and any suspicious movements from individuals who made contact with Polnareff at any point to quickly eliminate them, however Diavolo also probably wanted to ensure when exactly Jotaro would come, because as you would imagine, one of your few surviving friends suddenly going silent would definitely spark a interest in Jotaro, and the only chance Diavolo would of had is a surprise attack.
@Fernando Reimpell Bravo but there's no part 5 if this happens
I just noticed in the start his suit is animated can’t you see
So kind like the clothes in chowder
*"But of course i have outsmarted him and got away not a scrath on me"*
Me : **Press (Y) to doubt**
This should be canon.
Edit: I also love how Diavolo tries to skip time to prevent Purple Haze from affecting him. It's hilarious.
Which it would his downfall and he would die faster
It is cannon
Ya know , infinite death loop , never know his real death ?
All Diavolo deaths are canon
Diavolo dies so its canon
Just the sadness in Fugo’s voice as he talked about wanting breadsticks spoke to me on a spiritual level
Same dude, same.
Breadsticks why
same, lol
I love how this is the most funniest and logical outcome that could possibly happen.
I don't know why I feel really bad for Fugo he just wanted the breadsticks
At 1:03, you can hear everything just go straight to hell and Diavolo didn't expect it
He skipped time several times but the virus seem still effect to him
@@normalman3902 Four actually
Mista: WHAT ACTUALLY
fact is we hear stuff breaking but diavolo isnt in pain or anything just slightly concerned. i like to think purple didnt so much fight him as just throw a random fit of rage like donald duck
Narancia could probably kill him if Diavolo couldn't erase time.
@@kyzp And the only antidote is Giorno's antidote and the natural one the sun and I'm pretty sure its really dark in the place so he's done for
Jonathan: Imma kill DIO!
Jotaro: I have a mission.
Giorno: I have a dream.
Bruno: *I GOT A PLAN*
Dutch is secretly Bruno's ancestor
Joseph: ima run away
Johnny: *_MAH LEGZ DON'T WORK_*
Joshef: i have a great steel cracked balls.
Josuk8: I have four balls. Also who am I?
Finally more appreciation for Purple haze and Fugo, thank you, I deeply needed this
Bruno saying “sweet baby girl” is tantalizing 0:11
Abbachio: Its range is about one or two meters.
Purple Haze: *Proceeds to be a long range Stand.*
No no he meant a 2 MILE RANGE stando
also Purple Haze who has his POISON being referred to in range and if one of his bulbs were broken it wouldn't matter his range, he'd just poison the boss.
i thought he said 5?
@@doppio8061 "He'd just poison the boss"
> sees bad stuff happening with epithap
> skips time
> waits behind Fugo
> donut time
The only regular stand (not related to time/reality manipulation) that can beat him is Weather Report.
This animation implies that brunos clothes is a portal to a dimension where it’s just white and dots.
I love how the dots aren't even on Bruno's suit, they just perpetually float around him
Here’s your fact from Fugo: Bruno is wearing a chromakey suit
Thank you, Pannacotta Fugo
Thanks Fugo
Thanks fugo
Hey thanks fugo!
Thanks Fugo
Was waiting for Buccellati to ask me for my credit card details.
Buccellati?
Federico Monti his localized name
@@zay9k717 in Italy is Bucciarati (like in Japan).
Anyway you don't know how bad all these names sound in italian
Federico Monti true
kitmen gold I have done no such thing
The affect on Bruno's outfit gives me some chowder flashbacks.
0:39 they predicted among us and yes this is a joke
Among us is 2 years old this video is 1 year old
@@dillonfernando278 congrats you found a flaw in my talking
1:32 Abbacchio’s already making tea I see
Abbacchio is making milk actually.
@@Hanzaggity HOL’ Up
I didn’t notice that!
@@Hanzaggity i wonder to who
you can see Narancia and Giorno looking at him
Italian boys beat up a bully
[2001, Colorized]
Contagious boy slowly kills a bully
[2001, Colorized]
4kids plot summary of Golden Wind
This is absolutely amazing! Also, that little cough at 1:20 almost made me die of laughter
I can't get over with the Not a scratch on me ajdhajdja I love it
I love how bruno’s outfit pattern is an entirely separate entity
same as purple haze's clothes
Where
Chowder vibes
ikr
lol yeah
Giorno, softly but with feeling: "Please don't."
0:19 Fyugo is how you say fugo in Italian
Fugo: is the smartest member of Brunos gang
Also Fugo: falls for this 0:29
I feel like Purple Haze is the most underrated stand of the series
*laughs in all of the stands of la squadra*
@@randomitalianinthecomments *LAUGHS IN THE HAND*
@@TheWonderfulLadthony I think he's talking about Vento Aureo since he said "the series", not "the anime". btw, you're right: Araki should have used The Hand more
*laughs in Kraftwerk*
I feel it's a problem with a lot of Stands of background supporting characters is theryre so broken that it's either the case of okuyasu where the user is too stupid to fully utilize its potential or the case of fugo where he literally has to write him out of the story.
and that's why fugo was kicked out of the series: 'cause he's as broken as king crimson
Actually Araki said that he originally intended to have fugo betray the Bucciarati and the others and side with Diavolo but he couldn't bring himself to do it and so he just made him go away.
The actual reason is that his biological mother forgot to sign the permission slip for the trip
Araki stated his original intent with fugo was to have him betray bucciarati but he had recently been betrayed by one of his own friends and he felt the story would have been to close to him so he wrote him out of it
@@XLJeans Is that why he wrote that part 5 spin off with Fugo as a way for him to forgive his friend?
@@kpopfan246 Araki didn't wrote feedback
Legitimately funny. Probably the best jojo animation I've seen.
0:50 - 1:20
*covid-19 vs Humanity in a nutshell*
"I really wanted those breadsticks"
Believe me Fugo, we all want breadsticks
Diavolo: *dies*
Purple Haze: HERMA SHA! *coughs*
Ubashaa*
Its what he yelled too as his stand rush
You Wa SHOCK!
Ubasha
UBASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH
"We received orders to kill the imposter" everywhere I go...... it's all amogus
Ok you've improved a lot your drawing!
You used King Crimson to "Erase" half of the "Part"!
Well now it's just "5".
r/suspiciousquotes
"Do" "you" "believe" "in" """"""""Gravity?""""""""
It's not even a week long anymore!
"This" must be the "work..." of an "Enemy Stand"...!
“And I’ll make a fresh pot of tea!”
“Please don’t.”
ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ
*I am very disgusted I had to drink pee more than once the gang think I drink it not tea thanks abba*
@@saros740 I don’t remember xchara drinking piss
@@gone7655 he never it was when I was cosplaying as Giorno Giovana lol
This is beautifully weird but when a month passes and I hear something I think of this video and I go and watch it all the time I think this video is a good luck charm to me
Man for some reason this animation was so nostalgic for me after 4 years.
Bruno's outfit really reminds me of what they did in Chowder with outfits.
And that's awesome.
yeah that's true
not just Bruno, but PH as well
And purple haze too
Greenscreen
Polanreff: wow that was easy than i expected
Polanreff: Now if I can get that boy to make me some new legs unless Jotaro met some kid who can heal me up too.
@@N2Deep00 I don't think josukes stand can heal legs that have been sliced oof by a op stand.
@@soldyaboi8394 Alright, Giorno makes the legs
Polnareff: I have a bad Giorno (day)
@@soldyaboi8394 dude have you not seen half of DiU
Man you deserve millions!
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS AND I FINALLY FOUND THIS YAY
1:32 Fugo: "Oh, oh, wait up guys! My shoe was-"
Me: Your shoes. What about your shoes? THEY LITERALLY HAVE NO SHOE LACES
Pebble
Ever experienced a pebble in a shoe before?
@@sebpan5412 yeah
He was just smoking the weed he was selling kids earlier so it would make sense why
@Snoi Med kick of your Sunday shoes.
>"An enemy stand that disguised itself as the boss"
Me: *sweats in Part 8*
I remember watching this with no context wondering why they were killing the boss and what fugos stand did and now that I have watched part 5 it makes so much sense
Bruno: not a scratch on me
also Bruno: is dead
Why would you make me remember that
@@thatweirdjojofan5732 im thinking the same thing
@@baglespelledwrong8159 like man give fugo his frickin bread sticks