JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind Dub Out of Context Part II (feat. Random Italian)

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2021
  • Fun fact: Sony Vegas crashed four times during the making of this. Mista was right, after all!
    Added subs now.
    PART I HERE - • JoJo's Bizarre Adventu...
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  • @8-bit-boss162
    @8-bit-boss162 2 роки тому +3795

    Diavolo: QUICK DOPPIO YELL AT HIM FOR DOUBTING YOUR FEMINITY

    • @SudnaSajka1943
      @SudnaSajka1943 2 роки тому +761

      That line made me qustion that Diavolo is the one responsible for his mafia members dressing up as femboys

    • @DidntHappensry
      @DidntHappensry 2 роки тому +137

      @@SudnaSajka1943 probably

    • @aryabintangkalea9406
      @aryabintangkalea9406 2 роки тому +48

      Perhaps

    • @DaffDll
      @DaffDll 2 роки тому +85

      "YOU GOT SOME KIND OF PROBLEM WITH ME BEING A GIRL YOU PIG"

    • @cc-qi7of
      @cc-qi7of 2 роки тому +123

      so thats why he dresses the way he does

  • @samdoezzzstuff
    @samdoezzzstuff 2 роки тому +4480

    5:24 the way Bruno says "the word you want is bitch" caught me so off guard it made me laugh so hard

    • @skywayze5797
      @skywayze5797 2 роки тому +123

      Noticed it too lol

    • @cheesecake1446
      @cheesecake1446 2 роки тому +395

      The way he says "Bitch" gives me butterflies ngl

    • @lauramyers1905
      @lauramyers1905 2 роки тому +159

      He's so sassy

    • @lmahu6627
      @lmahu6627 2 роки тому +229

      The fact that he's the most serious out of the team then he just says that is so funny to me.

    • @diobrando2495
      @diobrando2495 2 роки тому +23

      It sounds phoned in

  • @Harry-xb2xn
    @Harry-xb2xn 2 роки тому +3328

    Fugo: Im having an epiphany
    Giorno: OH DEAR GOD HELP ME

    • @usernamesarestupid7104
      @usernamesarestupid7104 2 роки тому +307

      For me, that was probably the funniest moment in part 5. The inspirational music, Fugo’s realization, and Giorno just screaming his head off

    • @attackoramic8361
      @attackoramic8361 2 роки тому +259

      Fugo: Giorno.. he's actually a really cool dude.
      Giorno: ÆAAAAÆÆÆAAAAAAAEEEEEÆEEEA

    • @rg-wormwood
      @rg-wormwood 2 роки тому +28

      @@attackoramic8361 *cue inspirational music*

    • @nash6568
      @nash6568 Рік тому +29

      Fugo: He has an authenticity I can’t put into words
      Giorno: DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?!?! OH GOD WHY DID I THINK STABBING MYSLEF WITH A SNAKE WOULD WORK?!?!?!? I AM IN AGONY!!!!
      Fugo: Giorno, no matter what happens I will believe in you ( I don’t know if that’s the actually line)
      Giorno: I DONT FUCKING CARE I FEEL LIKE IM DYING FROM THE INSIDE AND OUTISDE ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!
      Fugo: So wise
      Giorno: SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!!!

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 Рік тому +5

      DIO: Are ya losing , son ?

  • @alexramey2062
    @alexramey2062 2 роки тому +2508

    Fugo: (monologues to himself for a full minute)
    Giorno: OH JESUS OH DEAR GOD CALL AN AMBULANCE

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 2 роки тому +104

      Giorno: HELP ME! OH MY GOD!

    • @tranqle73
      @tranqle73 2 роки тому +22

      But not for him...?

    • @nash6568
      @nash6568 Рік тому +49

      Fugo: He has an authenticity I can’t put into words
      Giorno: DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?!?! OH GOD WHY DID I THINK STABBING MYSLEF WITH A SNAKE WOULD WORK?!?!?!? I AM IN AGONY!!!!
      Fugo: Giorno, no matter what happens I will believe in you ( I don’t know if that’s the actually line)
      Giorno: I DONT FUCKING CARE I FEEL LIKE IM DYING FROM THE INSIDE AND OUTISDE ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!
      Fugo: So wise
      Giorno: SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!!!

    • @ElSandwich777
      @ElSandwich777 Рік тому +3

      Snakebrick.

    • @cornbeef9756
      @cornbeef9756 Рік тому +4

      So GIORNO can become Kira😂

  • @deluxe5913
    @deluxe5913 2 роки тому +3862

    I fucking love Risotto’s line at 4:50, mostly because he sounds so disappointed, like he was really banking on Doppio having the photo. It’s how he sounds when he says, “Oh shit, it is just an envelope.” that makes it so funny to me.

    • @fissilewhistle
      @fissilewhistle 2 роки тому +428

      The “Aw shit” is flawlessly delivered. It’s exactly how an actual person would say it.

    • @Swiggss
      @Swiggss 2 роки тому +27

      Thank you

    • @lukabaratashvili9538
      @lukabaratashvili9538 2 роки тому +68

      He sounded like Postal guy

    • @epicboxx3838
      @epicboxx3838 2 роки тому +122

      Then just “let the pissing contest begin”

    • @JoaoMartins-pd7nl
      @JoaoMartins-pd7nl 2 роки тому +45

      @@epicboxx3838 the duality of men

  • @seraphina3093
    @seraphina3093 2 роки тому +2532

    2:33 the way giorno screaming in agony and he’s having a heartfelt thought 😂😂😂

    • @majiko6666
      @majiko6666 2 роки тому +310

      i like how hes screaming for dear life, while fugo is just saying how his life changed when he met giorno

    • @JAnne_Bonne
      @JAnne_Bonne 2 роки тому +180

      (Dying!)
      (In pain!)
      (Screaming in the background while inspirational music plays!)

    • @DQDM31
      @DQDM31 2 роки тому +154

      Fugo sounds like he’s giving a speech at a wedding

    • @egg8580
      @egg8580 2 роки тому +49

      I had my TV on in the middle of the night and this scene came on. It was *extremely* awkward without context.

    • @neilweeks6396
      @neilweeks6396 Рік тому +42

      *spazzing out from pain*
      Wow. This guy, guys. This is the guy.

  • @DouglasStewart99
    @DouglasStewart99 2 роки тому +1243

    7:46-7:50
    Giorno: "Sorry but with all due respect, *dramatic zoom in* that's just *bullshit!"*
    Thank you Phillip Reich, I'm gonna quote this for the rest of my life!

    • @rockyroad243
      @rockyroad243 2 роки тому +74

      I love how the zoom isnt even that different from the original shot 😂

    • @izzyjp_
      @izzyjp_ 2 роки тому +2

      Nah cause same herw😭

  • @Tenshii_Artii
    @Tenshii_Artii 2 роки тому +4410

    Mista honestly has one of the more hilarious sets of lines in the Dub. His Dub VA has made me crack up countless of times!

  • @not_anymore
    @not_anymore 2 роки тому +1196

    2:44 The subtitles made me chuckle a couple of times.
    "[Giorno]: (screaming in the background while inspirational music plays)" lmao

    • @therealdrimitrose
      @therealdrimitrose 2 роки тому +64

      "He has an authenticity you can't put into words!"
      Car: weeeeeeeee

    • @nash6568
      @nash6568 Рік тому +19

      Fugo: He has an authenticity I can’t put into words
      Giorno: DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?!?! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!!!!! OH GOD WHY DID I THINK STABBING MYSLEF WITH A SNAKE WOULD WORK?!?!?!? I AM IN AGONY!!!!
      Fugo: Giorno, no matter what happens I will believe in you ( I don’t know if that’s the actually line)
      Giorno: I DONT FUCKING CARE I FEEL LIKE IM DYING FROM THE INSIDE AND OUTISDE ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!
      Fugo: So wise
      Giorno: SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!!!

    • @angelicart.6
      @angelicart.6 Рік тому +3

      @@nash6568 AHAHAHAHAH I LOLED WHILE READING YOUR COMMENT

    • @nash6568
      @nash6568 Рік тому +2

      @@angelicart.6 Thank you 😊

    • @angelicart.6
      @angelicart.6 Рік тому +2

      @@nash6568 :3 💜

  • @jrs4753
    @jrs4753 Рік тому +305

    0:22 Shout out to Dub Abbacchio for having the most realistic reaction to the "I, GioGio, have a dream" speech

  • @atlasbutnotthetitan393
    @atlasbutnotthetitan393 2 роки тому +2305

    5:28 Damn Bruno, got me feeling things lmao

  • @RoseTintedPath
    @RoseTintedPath 2 роки тому +3199

    1:40 i just realized Abbacchio is calling Narancia Fugo and - did they just not catch that while recording

    • @arthurshahzad7786
      @arthurshahzad7786 2 роки тому +518

      Apparently they did after the tv broadcast, but decided to keep it in the bluray as well

    • @LilypadPanda
      @LilypadPanda 2 роки тому +981

      Abbacchio can't tell his kids apart.

    • @MixtapeOnCrack
      @MixtapeOnCrack 2 роки тому +211

      So I wasn't the only one that noticed LMAO

    • @krisazard9748
      @krisazard9748 2 роки тому +256

      3:06 did gold experience say dora

    • @just_dudegaming5853
      @just_dudegaming5853 2 роки тому +62

      No it said ora

  • @A_E_A_U_I_O
    @A_E_A_U_I_O 2 роки тому +821

    0:59 for an italian Standard, he's driving pretty good

  • @SaviTheGamer
    @SaviTheGamer 2 роки тому +1345

    As an Italian seeing these American dudes scream random Italian swear words in Italianish is wonderful

    • @tselis
      @tselis Рік тому

      LEARN SOME ITALIAN PUTTANA 💀

    • @turretboi
      @turretboi Рік тому +146

      Americans saying random italian words dubbing over Japanese people saying random italian words.

    • @Abyssal_Red
      @Abyssal_Red Рік тому +38

      Idk why but because of that i discovered that "shit" is the same word in italian and Brazilian portuguese

    • @yeezoyoutube
      @yeezoyoutube 7 місяців тому +14

      My favorite part of the dub will always be ghiaccio's rant because of how subtly meta it is

    • @SaviTheGamer
      @SaviTheGamer 7 місяців тому +1

      @@yeezoyoutube YEEZO!?

  • @jojojoestar6312
    @jojojoestar6312 2 роки тому +1452

    1:40 so Narancia is Trish and Giorno, but now he is also Fugo

    • @takemitchi9476
      @takemitchi9476 2 роки тому +101

      That's what im saying

    • @rg-wormwood
      @rg-wormwood 2 роки тому +108

      out there collecting identities like theyre pokemon

    • @suszt556
      @suszt556 2 роки тому +8

      @@rg-wormwood 💀💀💀

    • @AverageDunce
      @AverageDunce 2 роки тому +27

      @@rg-wormwood Too bad he couldn't Collect diavlo's 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv Рік тому +2

      Yes

  • @kokiriplayzlol
    @kokiriplayzlol 2 роки тому +334

    9:16 how Melone talks to his discord kittens.

    • @BushSage
      @BushSage Рік тому +30

      S tier comment especially when leaving in the Babyhead part

  • @Peter-6233
    @Peter-6233 2 роки тому +455

    2:33
    Giorno: **in unimaginable pain and suffering**
    Fugo: “Seems like a good time to monologue”

    • @Cthulu_699
      @Cthulu_699 Рік тому +17

      "This edible ain't shi-" *Has a whole realization while his friend desperately needs an ambulance *"- Pannacotta Fugo, age 16, 2001 colorized

    • @chuuyaism1653
      @chuuyaism1653 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Cthulu_699 he just like me (I've never had an edible this is just something I'm likely to do on a regular tuesday)

  • @aveclogy7572
    @aveclogy7572 2 роки тому +1637

    "this edgy dude"best thing said in jojo

    • @Mysgelatin
      @Mysgelatin 2 роки тому +158

      Douche*

    • @aveclogy7572
      @aveclogy7572 2 роки тому +14

      @Floating Battalyst lol yes

    • @WoeUponThee
      @WoeUponThee 2 роки тому +36

      “Chesticles”

    • @oimate6357
      @oimate6357 2 роки тому +5

      @Floating Battalyst sounds like something I would say

    • @TheBigGreenKobold
      @TheBigGreenKobold 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mysgelatin your comment has a translator that says shower

  • @JuanStrip
    @JuanStrip 2 роки тому +749

    0:21 Abbacchio's responds is what sub watchers said when the "I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream" line entirely changed lol

    • @tyer6496
      @tyer6496 2 роки тому +156

      *_W H A T T H E H E L L D O E S T H A T M E A N_*

    • @bynosaurus4024
      @bynosaurus4024 2 роки тому +77

      well there's no way they could sync that up to the lip movements in the anime

    • @andreatrim6932
      @andreatrim6932 Рік тому

      ​@@bynosaurus4024 I did it perfectly tho

  • @atlasbutnotthetitan393
    @atlasbutnotthetitan393 2 роки тому +1899

    Even with context JJBA can be confusing as hell lmao

  • @3rdWheel
    @3rdWheel 2 роки тому +1057

    Fugo: "he has an authenticity you can't describe in words"
    Meanwhile Girono suffering in the background

    • @duelort4856
      @duelort4856 2 роки тому +2

      Can't

    • @3rdWheel
      @3rdWheel 2 роки тому

      @@duelort4856 dang you're right

    • @imhappy7632
      @imhappy7632 2 роки тому +3

      Same energy as ermes watching jolyne naked

    • @takebacktheholyland9306
      @takebacktheholyland9306 2 роки тому +11

      Same energy with risotto telling the backstory of multiple personalities whilst doppio is casually bleeding from his head

    • @nash6568
      @nash6568 Рік тому +4

      Fugo: He has an authenticity I can’t put into words
      Giorno: DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?!?! OH GOD WHY DID I THINK STABBING MYSLEF WITH A SNAKE WOULD WORK?!?!?!? I AM IN AGONY!!!!
      Fugo: Giorno, no matter what happens I will believe in you ( I don’t know if that’s the actually line)
      Giorno: I DONT FUCKING CARE I FEEL LIKE IM DYING FROM THE INSIDE AND OUTISDE ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!
      Fugo: So wise
      Giorno: SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!!!

  • @pusheenosaurous3284
    @pusheenosaurous3284 2 роки тому +324

    2:36 Fugo: Talking about how amazing Giorno is
    Giorno: *dying in the background*

  • @joshuadestefano8609
    @joshuadestefano8609 2 роки тому +554

    4:54 One of the funniest things I've ever heard.

    • @DQDM31
      @DQDM31 2 роки тому +49

      Jonah Scott is a talented voice actor.

    • @kazuma8486
      @kazuma8486 2 роки тому +19

      6:38

    • @oiltycoonbillionaire
      @oiltycoonbillionaire 2 роки тому +3

      @@DQDM31 fr

    • @upbeatcloud4145
      @upbeatcloud4145 Рік тому +10

      @@kazuma8486 T H I S P A R T O F T H E S C R I P T W A S W R I T T E N D U R I N G P R I D E M O N T H

    • @tailpig6417
      @tailpig6417 Рік тому +1

      ​@@upbeatcloud4145That would be 0:30

  • @serenayvonnegabena65
    @serenayvonnegabena65 2 роки тому +923

    4:06 you know, I didn't think I'd ever agree with a fictional character on weather or not humans taste good or not

    • @prez.cookie980
      @prez.cookie980 2 роки тому +91

      The problem is that Mista doesn't know all of those animals, especially chickens and pigs, eat meat

    • @butterbaconcomic5140
      @butterbaconcomic5140 2 роки тому +4

      @@prez.cookie980 wait what

    • @prez.cookie980
      @prez.cookie980 2 роки тому +1

      @@butterbaconcomic5140 Chicken, pigs, and even occasionally cows, will eat other animals if given a reason or necessity. Chickens are renowned cannibals, actually. Cows usually only do it if they have a protein or calcium deficiency

    • @butterbaconcomic5140
      @butterbaconcomic5140 2 роки тому

      @@prez.cookie980 kinda like what diavolo did when he needed some iron. Also this means my life has been a lie

    • @prez.cookie980
      @prez.cookie980 2 роки тому +1

      @@butterbaconcomic5140 yeah, stuff's wild. You can look up videos of cows eating meat tho. I remember one morbid video of a cow eating a live baby chicken. They're ruthless animals

  • @spider-fighterdenoir6266
    @spider-fighterdenoir6266 2 роки тому +624

    5:39 Same energy as: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?"

    • @djajm1
      @djajm1 2 роки тому +6

      Bill butts is the man.

    • @ambitiousautumn9013
      @ambitiousautumn9013 2 роки тому +2

      XDDD

    • @Memefan
      @Memefan 11 місяців тому +5

      “I love the young people.”

    • @dj-um7el
      @dj-um7el Місяць тому +1

      Fuego says the same thing to Narancia 😂

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 2 роки тому +507

    3:40 "Pesci. Where the fuck is your neck? I can't find it"

    • @kajiwekx8554
      @kajiwekx8554 2 роки тому +39

      Lmao

    • @diegoscoffeemug
      @diegoscoffeemug 2 роки тому +23

      💀

    • @that-evan-guy
      @that-evan-guy Рік тому +20

      bro why it sound like rubbing a balloon 💀💀💀

    • @thegirlofmanyfandoms99
      @thegirlofmanyfandoms99 Рік тому +7

      He is all neck

    • @grhtheblahaj4248
      @grhtheblahaj4248 11 місяців тому +4

      Yeah how TF is Pesci so inhuman-looking while Prosciutto is incredibly handsome. They’re brothers though it wasnt said full or half... but still 😨

  • @DrFunk98
    @DrFunk98 2 роки тому +907

    1:40 I loved learning that despite fixing the error where they were using the broadcast footage. They still left in this error when making the blu ray release

    • @shio9517
      @shio9517 2 роки тому +102

      Fugo, is something wrong?

    • @BonezTwisted
      @BonezTwisted 2 роки тому +91

      I thought the edibles kicked in

    • @man-wv8xj
      @man-wv8xj 2 роки тому +42

      @@BonezTwisted maybe, do those look like the eyes of a sober man

    • @piramidasukcesu9417
      @piramidasukcesu9417 2 роки тому +16

      What error? There's no errors in JoJo!

    • @AykayGaka
      @AykayGaka 2 роки тому +3

      Chariot Requiem.

  • @keitheh
    @keitheh 2 роки тому +154

    2:36
    Fugo: *reciting probably a paragraph*
    Giorno: HELP ME PLEASE I NEED HELP IT HURTS SO BAD CALL AN AMBULANCE PLEASE OH MY GOD

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 2 роки тому +391

    0:50
    Rissoto: Oh that is a good idea
    Doppio: 😨 *Shits razors*

    • @DingleberryGaming56
      @DingleberryGaming56 2 роки тому +33

      Shits razors
      Bruh I'm gonna die of lack of air

    • @mrmrmr672
      @mrmrmr672 2 роки тому +9

      @@DingleberryGaming56 you sure you’re not being attacked by Risotto?

    • @DingleberryGaming56
      @DingleberryGaming56 2 роки тому +2

      @@mrmrmr672 no I piss razors

    • @tdpuuhailee8222
      @tdpuuhailee8222 2 роки тому +1

      @@DingleberryGaming56
      ua-cam.com/video/8yGfQak-q9M/v-deo.html
      WHAT?!!

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv Рік тому +2

      Childe

  • @StarPowerVA11
    @StarPowerVA11 2 роки тому +1056

    2:01 THIS IS SO OUT OF CONTEXT
    This makes me laugh so hard tho
    The way he says putudanna in rage .....

  • @sharptongue2972
    @sharptongue2972 2 роки тому +216

    3:05 "Gorudo Experiensu is not very powerful but can inject life into inanimate objects." Proceeds to literally sends cars flying.

  • @Smile-cq4cd
    @Smile-cq4cd 2 роки тому +433

    1:41 didn't know narancia's real name is fugo

    • @shikigranbell7608
      @shikigranbell7608 2 роки тому +8

      Smile *MATERIA PRIMORIS PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND AND IT INTENSIFIES*

    • @mars-oz6gb
      @mars-oz6gb 2 роки тому +22

      LMFAO i didnt realize that mistake

    • @pt8613
      @pt8613 2 роки тому +14

      He changed his surname to Fugo instead of Ghirga

    • @rg-wormwood
      @rg-wormwood 2 роки тому +11

      @@pt8613 fugo adopted him

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv Рік тому

      Lol

  • @co7769
    @co7769 2 роки тому +191

    “What the hell is thinking outside the box supposed to mean?! Maybe I think better in there!”
    Fucking died lmao

  • @Fiddl3head
    @Fiddl3head 2 роки тому +289

    0:44 When the emo kid at school starts bullying you

  • @rifatbobos
    @rifatbobos 2 роки тому +267

    Giorno : **screaming in pain after injecting snake blood to himself*
    Fugo : "Ah.. He has such a way with words.."

    • @DirectorOfChaos9292
      @DirectorOfChaos9292 2 роки тому +1

      The snake was immune to Purple Haze, making its venom the antidote

  • @Skona99
    @Skona99 2 роки тому +96

    7:10 HAYATO

  • @meballsitch1107
    @meballsitch1107 2 роки тому +314

    This dub is genuinely good

    • @meballsitch1107
      @meballsitch1107 2 роки тому +17

      @FROSTY Burny master I didn’t say better

    • @meballsitch1107
      @meballsitch1107 2 роки тому +7

      @FROSTY Burny master are you stupid or something?

    • @cadmallard
      @cadmallard 2 роки тому +21

      @FROSTY Burny master found the sub elitist

    • @Mr.unkown78
      @Mr.unkown78 Рік тому +4

      ​​​@FROSTY Burny master everyone has their own opinion calm down i like the sub better yes but the dub has good actors if someone prefers dub i'm okay with it if someone likes sub only go for it just let them enjoy the show their way

  • @heckwaffle2363
    @heckwaffle2363 2 роки тому +325

    Idk what I love most, Doppio's edgy douche line, Secco forgetting the word bitch or Risotto saying "oh shit" in the most dissapointed tone ever...

  • @Moony-Lighty
    @Moony-Lighty 2 роки тому +320

    dub secco is the most relatable character of all time, the man just screams, fails to curse, and eats dirt

  • @almightystormzz3540
    @almightystormzz3540 2 роки тому +246

    I love how giorno is just screaming in pain while fugo praises him

  • @bakaneko8590
    @bakaneko8590 2 роки тому +614

    Me as an italian laughing and crying watching this:

    • @HobieInTheBox
      @HobieInTheBox 2 роки тому +23

      Thank you for your service

    • @johnojeda3900
      @johnojeda3900 2 роки тому +7

      Literally xD

    • @j0JP
      @j0JP 2 роки тому +30

      La pronuncia dei nomi e delle frasi tipo "testa di cazzo" fa scassare

    • @cain1605
      @cain1605 2 роки тому +20

      The Floridians are next

    • @bakaneko8590
      @bakaneko8590 2 роки тому +5

      @@cain1605 "Lucky!"

  • @HobieInTheBox
    @HobieInTheBox 2 роки тому +197

    "The word you want is 'bitch'"
    I REMEMBER THE SUB WASN'T NEARLY THIS FUNNY DUFUCDUSYS

  • @cherriechania9648
    @cherriechania9648 2 роки тому +1019

    0:44 Never thought I would hear Doppio say this wonderful line. And I just realized Risotto's pose lmaooooo, he looks like he doesn't care
    Also what on earth, Pesci sounds exactly like Patrick Star (3:17)
    Also also, 6:38 why does Squalo say J U I C E when he has WATER

    • @Ghiaman1334
      @Ghiaman1334 2 роки тому +42

      Sounds like Patrick, pineapple head like both Spongebob and Squidward's houses

    • @stevedafoe9180
      @stevedafoe9180 2 роки тому +54

      Juice probably means strength or energy

    • @cherriechania9648
      @cherriechania9648 2 роки тому +25

      @@stevedafoe9180 Oh yeah, that would make sense, I just thought that because in a different episode dub Squalo also says "That bite was juicy" and the full sentence here does not look right at all, lol

    • @starlightry4682
      @starlightry4682 2 роки тому +52

      "I still have enough juice left to knock him to kingdom come" 😭

    • @magethechicken3189
      @magethechicken3189 2 роки тому +10

      @@starlightry4682 *crum*

  • @diegobrando5238
    @diegobrando5238 2 роки тому +78

    1:38 fugo lookin real different now bro

  • @silvergraphz8458
    @silvergraphz8458 2 роки тому +404

    Fugo: "He has an authenticity you can't put into words!"
    Meanwhile Giorno in front of Fugo: "JESUS CHRIST HELP ME I'M CHOKING TO DEATH"

  • @dimentiosservant
    @dimentiosservant 2 роки тому +143

    2:01 Ghihaccio just sounds so pissed off at everyone other than italy, mainly due to Venezia not being what we call the capital of northern Italy’s Veneto.

  • @TAB00
    @TAB00 2 роки тому +712

    I just love how the dub gave Giorno more of a personality

    • @shikigranbell7608
      @shikigranbell7608 2 роки тому +22

      i love revy lee but its only meant to be funny especially if you watch it with youtubes subtitles.

    • @rg-wormwood
      @rg-wormwood 2 роки тому +93

      dub giorno also sounds like an actual 15 year old

    • @micharosa6201
      @micharosa6201 2 роки тому +25

      @@rg-wormwood I mean even 15 year old can sound mature to be honest.

    • @sarahalviz979
      @sarahalviz979 2 роки тому +25

      Giorno does have a personality…

    • @TheManWhoErasedHisNane
      @TheManWhoErasedHisNane Рік тому +11

      @@sarahalviz979 True idk why people say he doesn’t.

  • @chloemariebaker9754
    @chloemariebaker9754 2 роки тому +77

    For the "what are you? Some kind of language expert" they really missed an opportunity there for Bruno to say "the word you're looking for is linguist"

  • @josukehigashikata9970
    @josukehigashikata9970 2 роки тому +162

    Whenever Bruno speaks I just overflow with emotion his lines are just the best

    • @CrowTR0bot
      @CrowTR0bot 2 роки тому

      What a surprise, your comment has the distinct tang of a liar!

    • @aceskeletonne7446
      @aceskeletonne7446 2 роки тому +1

      Bruno in the dub sounds like Markiplier

    • @MoodyBluesRequiem80
      @MoodyBluesRequiem80 Рік тому +4

      Emotions aren't the only things I am overflowing with 🥵

    • @yasuhohirose2340
      @yasuhohirose2340 Рік тому +2

      ​@@MoodyBluesRequiem80 🤨 📷

  • @mememe8770
    @mememe8770 2 роки тому +81

    0:32 when I tell you I fucking died at this, because I watched it in Japanese with the sub, I'd never heard it like that. Oh God it's fucking hilarious

  • @georgelopes4589
    @georgelopes4589 2 роки тому +86

    Giorno: *Grunts in agony*
    FuGo: Giorno, you truly are a reliable guy...

  • @tgnm9615
    @tgnm9615 Рік тому +44

    5:48 Dubbed Doppio voice sounded so cute

  • @jotarokujo6602
    @jotarokujo6602 2 роки тому +58

    4:19 mista you showed up at the wrong moment but those facts 💀

    • @ThinkingCrimson
      @ThinkingCrimson Рік тому +2

      And i dont know what the fuck Mista was smoking

  • @not_anymore
    @not_anymore 2 роки тому +265

    2:09 I will never not be proud that in Polish we actually pronounce it "the way it's suppoused to be" ("Venezia", written "Wenecja").

    • @not_anymore
      @not_anymore 2 роки тому +13

      @Shakhbulat Gazgireev Yup, someone else made me realize this like a few days ago. Thanks for reminding me

    • @leonniyawski3929
      @leonniyawski3929 2 роки тому +10

      I've noticed no Germanic language can pronounce "Venezia" right.
      In Norway we call it "Venezia" but pronounce it the way it's written ("Vene-z-ia")
      Some pronounce it right, although it's a rarity.
      Poland has its flaws but it componsates by having a goldmine of slang words and hot women.
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @-Wayla-
      @-Wayla- 2 роки тому +2

      @@leonniyawski3929
      Wait we got hot women?

    • @leonniyawski3929
      @leonniyawski3929 2 роки тому +4

      @@-Wayla- yeah.
      My parents decided to "explore Europe for a bit" because my father has a very flexible job that allows him to work practically anywhere, in the west at least.
      So my parents moved with me to France first, then the UK, and finally settled in Norway.
      Once I got the opportunity, I decided to study in Poland.
      And I've noticed when getting settled that Poland has by far the prettiest girls I'd say.

    • @twin6920
      @twin6920 Рік тому +2

      In spanish it's just "Venecia"

  • @illumnafn
    @illumnafn 2 роки тому +77

    9:06 Yoshikage Kira would like to know your location

  • @MrxDerpReal
    @MrxDerpReal 2 роки тому +80

    6:44 he said the thing

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 2 роки тому +158

    I kinda love the relationship between Prosciutto and Pesci. At first you're like aw, poor Pesci. Then it rapidly becomes oh they actually kinda care about each other, then goes full oh Pesci is a full on psychopath and somehow Prosciutto looks better by comparison. And don't get me wrong, they are definitely evil but their dynamic was entertaining as hell.

    • @co7769
      @co7769 2 роки тому +24

      I mean they are gangsters but I don’t think I would say they are evil. Just two people working towards their best interests. Now Ciocolatta, that guy is the evil incarnate, he kills just for shits and giggles. Pesci did kill some random bystander which was uncalled for but I feel like that was his turning point from a mammone (definitely spelled that wrong) to the unstoppable force of nature he was meant to be.
      At the very least I feel like Pesci and Prosciutto had some sort of morals.
      But their dynamic is entertaining as hell and they were really good villains, I didn’t want them to win but I didn’t want them to die either.

  • @unbreakableunion2350
    @unbreakableunion2350 2 роки тому +84

    I feel 6:34 needs more recognition. It caught me off guard xD

  • @w_ldan
    @w_ldan 2 роки тому +122

    0:25
    That is so memeable

  • @hareshravi78
    @hareshravi78 2 роки тому +70

    0:00 luffys entire description

    • @LymLevolveon
      @LymLevolveon Рік тому

      It's as Giorno said, so Giorno watches One Piece

  • @korkulu9758
    @korkulu9758 2 роки тому +47

    5:13 the best one for me ngl

  • @decKyo
    @decKyo Рік тому +27

    2:25 his hair looks like a devil fruit 💀💀

    • @VARORILL
      @VARORILL Рік тому +5

      Thats a Hie hie no mi🙏🙏

  • @MaytayMaya
    @MaytayMaya 2 роки тому +152

    I loved Mista in the sub but I love him even more in the dub

    • @merchantmocha4665
      @merchantmocha4665 2 роки тому

      Every other character sounds ass dubbed tho

    • @sknt8017
      @sknt8017 2 роки тому +5

      @@merchantmocha4665 no they dont

    • @merchantmocha4665
      @merchantmocha4665 2 роки тому

      @@sknt8017 way better Japanese

    • @sknt8017
      @sknt8017 2 роки тому

      @@merchantmocha4665 (way❌❌❌) better Japanese

    • @projekt_0ne__545
      @projekt_0ne__545 2 роки тому +6

      Nah better in dub

  • @catching.rainbows
    @catching.rainbows 2 роки тому +60

    How is no one talking about how hilarious the “act furious at him for doubting your femininity Doppio”

  • @SuperDababy2
    @SuperDababy2 Рік тому +13

    5:44 I just realized that he's wearing Pucci's drip but with funny colors

  • @kinsleyz
    @kinsleyz Рік тому +17

    4:59 “Maybe we should throw you on the grill and find out 😃”

  • @Pizzasandwich135
    @Pizzasandwich135 2 роки тому +108

    Fugo is something wrong
    Narancia: Guess I’ll just BECOME FUGO

  • @catycolor8276
    @catycolor8276 2 роки тому +56

    1:21 why nobody talk about this part?? The way he says "testa de cazzo" is so funny to me

    • @angelicart.6
      @angelicart.6 Рік тому +8

      AHAHAHAHA ti giuro che mi aspettavo di peggio 😭

    • @AnimeIsMeName
      @AnimeIsMeName 11 місяців тому

      Good thing my mother know Italian, "testa di cazzo" means d*ckhead

    • @Gyrozeppelin_noled
      @Gyrozeppelin_noled 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@angelicart.6 Beh,alla fine è incazzato come noi italiani.

  • @LordSeraph999
    @LordSeraph999 2 роки тому +17

    0:44 Rare footage of an Anime character acting like a real person

  • @gutterfiend
    @gutterfiend 2 роки тому +103

    "edgy douche" eye- 😂😂😂😭😭

  • @che-reybaptiste2309
    @che-reybaptiste2309 9 місяців тому +15

    7:58 the way ghiaccio always angry is hilarious🤣

  • @ermellino3578
    @ermellino3578 Рік тому +34

    Italian here watching this with english dub for the first time and I can't stop laughing for the amount of italian cuss words thrown in there randomly, I did not expect this, it's beautiful

  • @cowgirlbe6op
    @cowgirlbe6op 2 роки тому +28

    “The word you want is bitch.” Made me spit my fucking water out 😭

  • @stars4liz
    @stars4liz Рік тому +5

    2:33 the captions are killing me😭😭

  • @Geijin1
    @Geijin1 2 роки тому +47

    Abbachio: "Fugo somethings wrong"
    Narancia: "nah giorno is just waving at us telling us buccirati is ready:
    Fugo: "but im right here"

  • @Syrius_Li
    @Syrius_Li 2 роки тому +92

    Idk why, but Griffin Burns as Doppio is really funny to me

  • @mr.satirical9066
    @mr.satirical9066 2 роки тому +19

    2:01 Ghiaccio is my spirit animal

  • @Sunny_d_z
    @Sunny_d_z 2 роки тому +40

    2:18 it’s not that serious😭🙏

  • @TopTier06
    @TopTier06 2 роки тому +75

    “It’s as Giorno said”
    “Unless you die first which will likely happen if we rush in…”

  • @mooncatkylie3507
    @mooncatkylie3507 2 роки тому +47

    Me before watching jjba and hearing about Giorno's theme: 0:25

  • @brandongamingtv7545
    @brandongamingtv7545 Рік тому +13

    4:35 this actually sounds perfectly edited, come to think of it

  • @VERGILGASM
    @VERGILGASM Рік тому +27

    _"I just need to get within two meters of this edgy douche"_ is my new favorite line in Golden Wind Dub.

  • @reversepickle5923
    @reversepickle5923 2 роки тому +92

    3:05 did Giorno just say Ora instead of Muda

    • @iomeboe
      @iomeboe 2 роки тому +28

      Think he still part of jostar bloodline

  • @Zokloads7532ogcontent
    @Zokloads7532ogcontent 2 роки тому +19

    6:44 _this is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come_

  • @maria-8284
    @maria-8284 2 роки тому +29

    Fugo: theres something about giorno i trust, he has an authenticity i cant put into words!
    Giorno in the background: *AAAAAGGAUAUDIAJDJWJXJKS*

  • @tabitha4485
    @tabitha4485 2 роки тому +39

    Abbachios "what the hell does that mean" kills me every time

  • @chuuyaism1653
    @chuuyaism1653 10 місяців тому +11

    dude people do NOT give dub jojos nearly enough credit for it's humour its always "oh no all the iconic moments are in sub" "sub is superior" "you have to watch sub or you suck" and then the dub has gems like "sorry, but with all due respect that's _bullshit_ " and "the word you're looking for is bitch"

  • @BloodborneJavier
    @BloodborneJavier 2 роки тому +65

    1:45 did Abbaccio seriously just call Narancia Fugo ?

  • @superspades00
    @superspades00 2 роки тому +85

    I laughed way too hard than I should have at 0:16 🤣

  • @deactivatedig8314
    @deactivatedig8314 2 роки тому +18

    "Bitch is the word you're looking for." Bruno Bucciarati 2021.

  • @UpturnTheUncool
    @UpturnTheUncool 2 роки тому +97

    7:49 - 7:57 and 8:26 - 9:00 are all I need to convince the world this show is top tier. LMAO XD

  • @jodiehitosis6567
    @jodiehitosis6567 2 роки тому +13

    5:17 WTF HAHAHA

  • @justk5822
    @justk5822 2 роки тому +20

    9:11 the kira yoshikage legacy

  • @arvy7513
    @arvy7513 2 роки тому +28

    You've heard dog speaking japanese
    now get ready for... *fly speaking italian*

  • @torinthunder3039
    @torinthunder3039 2 роки тому +9

    3:05 Gold Experience says “ORAA”…

  • @felixmarschall3316
    @felixmarschall3316 2 роки тому +49

    6:42 wtf

  • @462n
    @462n 2 роки тому +43

    @6:50 Did.... did Narancia just become Patrick Star?.....

    • @co7769
      @co7769 2 роки тому +1

      Wait, since Golden Wind came before that SpongeBob episode, does that mean that fucking Patrick star dying of starvation in that one episode is a mothafucking jojo reference?

    • @kamarniwilliams7255
      @kamarniwilliams7255 2 роки тому

      LOL

    • @waffuwaffle8969
      @waffuwaffle8969 2 роки тому

      Omg noo

  • @yvngkage1235
    @yvngkage1235 2 роки тому +12

    4:57 No no he has a point

  • @koheletcalaforexclan6508
    @koheletcalaforexclan6508 2 роки тому +21

    8:06-8:28 me when I read guides to help my writing
    8:29-8:46 me an hour or so later after deep contemplation

  • @o-o4577
    @o-o4577 2 роки тому +25

    I love how giorno is just there screaming from pain while fugo monologues