Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive
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- Опубліковано 6 сер 2009
- Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender!
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I love how they call him “ex-pedophile” like it’s the end of a career.
Yeah. unfortunately, he was fired for creating a toxic work environment. The other pedophiles in the area really didn’t get along with him, which is a shame because he was very good at his job. I hope he can get back on his feet, and enter that line of work again.
You just need to find that switch, an turn it off. Now you are a productive member of every society.
no such thing as ex pedophile
@@MurielDeppman what are you talking about, didn't you watch the video? It clearly says "ex pedophile"
the DSM5 states that pedophiles dont change and cant be fixed. he may not act out but his nature is still there. gay people are still gay, and dont change @@kored8688
“Bet you didn’t make it very far with that kid.”
“Not that one, no.”
*Not that one*
Not that one
*Not that one*
-Not that one-
nOt tHat oNe
That actor is a very brave person considering just how impossibly stupid a lot of people are.
My first thoughts exactly the dude has serious balls
This was over 14 years ago. The world wasn't as....everything it is now.
@@danitho ISN'T WHAT? HUH? SAY IT NAZI!!
(This is satire)
@@drekwilliamton5830 😂😂 exactly on point
@@danitho I scare myself sometimes
Terry really has changed, it's heartwarming to see him volunteer at our local orphanage. All the kids there always look rough 'n tumble as a reminder that they don't have loving families, so its great that someone as kind as Terry will spend hours every weekend making memories with them
@@flat-earther A flat earther under an Onion video. They really do write themselves huh
@@mikez1328You have to tell me what those comments said, I need to know.
Lmfao
TROLL, and BS
Fuck man this is both funny and disgusting😂 yuck
My parents must be proud of how unattractive I am
Still, it probably only deterred about 90% of pedophiles.
Very
Same Costantino
Same
I mean, personally, I like a little rough and tumble. Right, gentlemen?
This feels like an r/askreddit
"Ex-pedos of reddit, what tips do you give for keeping kids safe"
"Not me but my friend"
It really does tho but my number one advice is to eat your cereal, that way the pedos respect you and leave you alone
In text to speech voice
Eat your cereal my brother
This. I always see that on rAskReddit
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!
Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever
Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.
Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!
Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!
Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.
Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/
Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.
Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly flip off please and thank you
@@satashaahnberg7831I want to know how long it took to type this, jeez
this guy really turned his life around, saw him adopting a little boy at my local orphanage 💕
What’s his name?
@Aysha Marks thx
dude did you hear the guy started a daycare and somehow he runs it all by himself what a impressive King. bro really turned his life around honestly really impressive.
@@berserkagain7976 for real. I even heard the kids wanna start talking to grownups now. They do come home with bruises sometimes but all is good. They fall off slides like any kid does. Hes really a good manager of the local daycare! All of his wrong doings are in the past. Who needs a straining order? Rapists and Pedos only need to step up and change!
🤣🤣
The amount of people who don't readily recognize this is satire is almost as disturbing as the subject matter itself.
I've never seen a single comment in a decade on this channel where somebody has misinterpreted the satire, but I've seen this comment a thousand times
@@Jetsmokelook at newest comments and you’ll see a few. Unfortunately you’ll see a few assholes not helping them out so it’s just a cesspool of idiots and assholes, gotta love the internet
@@Jetsmokesort the comment section by “newest”, and you will see :)
"Personally I prefer a kid that's been a little rough and tumbled"
Lost it
Same
It's "looks a little rough and tumble" not "been rough and tumbled", lol. To look "rough and tumble" just means to look dishevelled.
Lol heard him say it as soon as I read this
This shit is wild😂
“Like” and not “liked”
Let's have a moment of silence for all the kids who's moms thought this was real and now to go to school looking homeless.
At least the poor kids have an excuse.
Wait, you're saying the MOMS go to school looking homeless?
F
But they’re 90% less likely to be abducted
@@RoronoraZoro666 yesn't
this guy is legit! i saw him volunteering at the childrens hopsital and its so good that hes helping out the sick kids for hours on end! what a kind soul
For real😂
Let me guess using the rectal thermometer and giving prostate exams. Working hard and getting his hands dirty…
I feel like I need to pray after making that joke. My soul feels dirty now. 😅
@@RanaldMcDanaldlol
It's nice to know that even the dregs of society can turn thier lives around and become a positive influence within thier communities.
We should petition the white house to give him the annual Biden Sniffer Award for his dedication and service.
Pedophilia is such a minor issue.
That is so mean and insensitive.
I am using this joke
i know right those poor minors
😂
Lmao
Bro i got mad for a split second then got the joke thats a good one 😭😭
The fact that people think this is real shows we are in a bad place in time (we in a bad fucking place🌚)
Yeah, it sucks.
Wait it isn’t real???!!!
@@tam06127 anything by the onion is fake, which is why when someone falls for these videos then people like to say that they "ate the onion" its pretty funny seeing people not get the joke.
pineapple :D ohhhhhh
Tam lmao
Don't know why everyone's saying it's fake. Of course it's real, the Onion is one of the most reputable news sources out there
No
Use your brain cells please 😂
edit: the amount of ppl replying to comment i posted over a year ago is just stupid.
you cant see that i get that the comment was supposed to be a joke now with over 20+ ppl telling??
dont waste ur time replying to this, someone has already said what you were going to
@@officialteaoflife9026 You use yours. Only an idiot doesn't trust the Onion.
Lmao the other people that commented on your comment do not get sarcasm
@@blurrygorillaz973 I do
Sorting by new comments really let's us see how dumb people are now. Kinda spooky
I sometimes wonder if I overestimate peoples' intelligence
@@gigawarman12yes
We're all people
facts
I dont know whether you're serious but a lot of the comments here are just as fake as this interview. Then again. Your comment might be just another layer of this comedy.
Bro, why tf is everyone saying this is satire? This is America’s finest news source!
I just threw up from laughing too hard!!!!
This video is older than my girlfriend.
HAHAHAHA
wAiT
ladies and gentlemen We got him
Strange this comment is older then mine 🤫🤫
fair enough
i can't overstate how brave that actor is given how idiotic some of these commenters are.
itchynights Please tell me these were actors and this wasn’t real
@@TheUnalteredMyth are you dumb?
LikerOfThings Yes
@@TheUnalteredMyth Nah it's a real news network. It's 100% factual.
@@GregoryRJ8 *the world's finest news source
He's such a great guy. He has recently devoted 100% of his time to helping our community. He volunteers Monday through Sunday to watch over the children at the playground down in the slums, to protect them from sexual predators. One day it began raining very hard, and within minutes he had pitched a tent and encouraged all the children to come into his tent with him to stay dry. Even after the rain had stopped, he kept those kids zipped up in his tent with him for an additional 3 hours because he knew the playground equipment was still slippery from the rain and didn't want anyone to get hurt. He's always thinking about what's best for the kids.
hhaahahah
Are you right in the head??
@@ozzygrl1 Wait, do you think I was actually being serious with my comment? 😂🤣 You do realize that the video isn't real, right? It's satire, and so is my comment. 🤪
@@ozzygrl1you're clearly not.
Bro, nothing like sorting comments by "new" and read the comments of all the people who ate the onion
❤ haha so true
I like how he advises them to make their kids look rough 'n' tumble, just like the kind he likes
I didn't even think about that lol
he is a mastermind indeed
W ow
OH MY LORD that part I just have no words I was and am speechless, I just hope this is fake!
@@aliciarobbinstherealtor Everything on here is fake, no worries lmao.
Everyone: I cant believe people think this is real.
Me: scrolling through the comments not finding one person who thinks this is real.
Try sorting by new
@@ThePlanemadness even sorting by new those comments are pretty damn rare
You're not looking long enough. I even saw one person who used the guise of not being American. I know the rest of the world views us as idiots but I can't believe they'd go so far as to think we'd glorify a pedophile in this way.
silentj624 I mean, we kinda do. Hollywood does this shit all the time and yet it’s glorified
@@silentj624 Considering how long it took us to realize Jeffrey Epstein owned an island of underage teens forced to commit acts of depravity, and how he "committed suicide" once caught as contacts with him at large got off Scott-free... we really, *really* have been treading a fine line between satire and reality these days.
The man is such an angel. He volunteers at the hospital to watch comatose children, and he promised to stay with them as long as he can by himself.
Where is your pfp from?
I love scrolling through new comments
It seems humanity is in a cerebral decline
I feel like most comments are people that know it is a satire pretending not to know that it is a satire
1:49
“I bet you didn’t get far with that kid”
“Not that one, no.”
Very dark joke right there
I'm laughing so hard I'm sorry
Becuase there ARE another ones, you idiot!
i was gonna say, are we not gonna talk about that?
stolen comment
i see so many comments complaining about people who think it’s real but no one who actually thinks it’s real
Sort by new.
profile picture suits this comment perfect
sort by new.
Your profile pic is perfect for this comment
@@ivybertram9347 I know right! I was just about to say the same.
Media literacy is going downhill judging by the comments lol.
Before you all judge this man , I want you to remember something my former scout leader once told me : “we are all pink on the inside “
jesus
@@lessons_in_tanya Was also
I like how the male host says a really empty, talk show host "wow" after the female says "Terry actually kidnapped and sexually molested children for over 20 years."
mrrusss They're professionals and have to appeal to a morning audience. Al talk show hosts do that a bit.
SWLinPHX "The Onion" which is the news source that made this is not real people come on! its news satire
***** They're still good for morning hosts though. You have to be more cheerful on morning shows.
+MadCircle01 The guy who plays Jim actually was a morning show host for years, which is one of the reasons he is so good at it.
Estragon17 The woman was brilliant as well especially at the end when she got all giddy while changing the subject.
The state of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, but now we're good
And we're moving in to your neighbourhood
We're not here to start no trouble
We are just trying to become functional members of society
Newest comment section is gold...😅😅 so many still tasting the onion
Onion Tree very pretty,
and the Onion taste so sweet,
but the truth of The Onion
is impossible to eat.
"Today we're gonna get some tips from a child safety expert and former pedophile."
I *need* to hear this guy's redemption arc.
Ya know there’s probably someone who watched this and thought it was real. And that’s my favorite part about it.
Xx DanTheMan16 not probably, just hit the ‘newest first’ tab and see for yourself. As crazy as it is, many people seem to think it’s real...
As much bullshittery satirical shows try to make their show, there are always billions of idiots who would believe it.
First time I saw the onion, I was 11. It was the story about a masturbating dinosaur, I thought the onion was real. So I believed that story.
And I believed a few more after that, but then maybe the 7th video I saw where they get some Hispanic grandma on a show as an ET, that's where I pieced together this channel was satire, because no real person will look at another human and say its an ET and then bring it out on TV. lol.
That person is me.
I needed that comment to be sure it'sn't real.
ShootingStar omf
The guy in the video is real- Terry Parker. He's changed so much...he's generous, kind and selfless. He babysits for my kids every Friday.FOR FREE! Even brings sweets for the kids.its amazing how people can change.
Anthony Shepherd i’m so happy for you!
that's so great to hear!
I'm calling bullshit
I'm calling b.s. on this. There's no way this incredible and humble of a man would be at YOUR house.
it was at this moment Anthony knew...he fucked up
Hey, this video is older than this guys first crush.
2000s humor was wild lmao
It's crazy to see so many people still eating the onion all these years later.😂
Ikr 😂😂😂
It's better than most comedy I've seen lol
It’s for shrek
Hahahahaha I know right! It’s hilarious.
They're just that good.
Oh I remember this dude... he used to take pictures of us when we were like 7... he said it is for a movie where we will be Superman and Batman but naked.
He was the one who taught me how to be a man. I miss him so much, but my parents insist on the restraining order
Yeah the movie named Butterfly Effect and it was the 2nd backflash^^
i can confirm this story - i was the camera
Ahh. Good memories.
Yeah he was also in India and helped me get an erection 😂 wtffffffffffff
"not that one no"💀
Judging by the comments, this video has aged very well indeed!
The dislikes are the pedophiles who are mad at the guy for giving good advice
Haha
Fck these comments that says " the dislikes are" like get the fck out of here..
I gave a like, it was hilarious.
As a pedophile this is actually terrible advice.
@Peter Z I'm not concerned unless I do something illegal. And this won't trace back to my actual identity.
"Their bodies are so light." lmao I'm already done.
James Stark: Ben Edition Lmaoo!
Aye dark souls fan
vaginas are tight
@@sharpshootinggameplay7622 not as tight as anuses
The latest comments just sum up the idiocy of society these days jeez!
The onion has always been hella effective, nothing new about today versus 10 years ago. It's still hilarious though
"it has electrolytes"
Sorting by new is more fun that watching the video.
Fr so many people don’t get how satirical it is.
omg that’s my uncle😆such a sweetheart he’d always insist on playing my little pony with me alone in his station wagon. really miss the guy
awwww xD
Wholesome af
OK guys who will tell her
Joe Kanaan huh
So sweet
“Their bodies are so light.”
lol a little too much authenticity there
You are an enigma.
I love how I keep running into you in the comment section of the most obscure, random videos . Keep up the good work, man. Looking forward to your next video!
@@ldawg7117 i am on about the person leaving the comment above the person who you have wrote 2 i was not on about the guy in the vid..dont have a clue wat u r on about
@@eyefishinggunkchannel1011well thems fighting words.. Bob is the F--king man.. Anyone you label a freak.. which is such a grade school term, used by immature, shallow, "idk what I'm talking about, and am a judgmental dick, who judges people simply for being different than me/not fitting societal norms" observation, I would love to know or be friends with. only children or immature, insecure adults, use that term like that. Bob's channel is awesome. Sure, he's a little weird, but I see that as a compliment. He appears to be pretty damn intelligent, down to earth, and has well thought out, logically based observations. But you... if I'm judging on the shallow way in which you judge... looking at your pic, I have a feeling that you're one of the people in this video, the guy is warning us about. Don't talk shit on the Bob, man.
So inspiring. They should pay this man for public speaking at schools so kids and parents can get the help they desperately need. It's refreshing to hear ways on how to make your children look less delicious
honestly, terry is just amazing now. recently, he's been staying at my house, and my children have been telling me he gives them small tasks, then gives them money for them to get something :). i still dont get why he is so scared of the police sirens, but oh well :/
Trauma. He’s a changed man now, I hope he gets over his trauma. Praying for Terry.
He probably on the low low. That’s so sus that he’s scared of sirens
Don’t tell your kids ‘don’t talk to strangers’
playing hard to get is attractive
UNDERRATED COMMENT LMFAO
I agree, whenever kids say they don’t want to do it it just makes me harder
Ok
I fuckin wheeeeeezed
WE GOT A FIGHTER!
Can we all respect the exact creepy looking guy they got to play the pedophile? He even has the voice for it.
Now I feel bad for the actor :/
@@EinFelsbrocken Mate he knew what he was getting into xD
And the dumb brown suit.
@mouth The Onion is a very well-known producer of satire...
He looks like Jack Kelly from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"you dont have to lure them into a car you just take them where you want them their bodies are so light" is so funny but so true in terms of actually avoiding dangerous people as a kid
My 6 years old brother was once bitten by a poisonous snake between his legs. Luckily Terry arrived in an instant to suck all the venom out.
Hero 11/10
Jesus. It's 2018 and I still get fooled by The Onion. I didn't even read the channel name when I clicked.
Ramen God that kind of hostility will get you far kid
Mr Potato Vegi There's always that one guy :D
I don't blame you. With today's media with their ridiculous headlines, it's very easy to fall trap into fake news.
A few years ago I had never heard about the onion before. I saw a video showing the Center for disease Control was putting out videos saying "smoking ciggarettes turns you gay" and shit like that. I was fucking FLOORED. luckily my roomate knew what the onion was and educated me lol.
puru
I read that it was the Onion, and still fucking clicked on it, that’s how much I want to see how good it was
how do they get people willing to play these roles 😂
The real questions.
Money
wtf isthisallowed they give them money dumbass
people do anything for $$ why wouldn't they do this?
Heath Anderson bro why so aggressive for no reason,,, sorry I didn’t expect The Onion to pay their actors a lot of money geez it’s like no one can make an innocent comment anymore
the fact that people think this shit is real is insane like how gullible must you be
It's so nice to have people who give us valuable tips on how to protect our children. This man is a national treasure that should be cherished.
Agreed
“ bet you didn’t get far with that one” “No not that one no.” 😂
*kid
I lost my shit at that part too... So fucked up which is I guess why it's so funny
God, I legitimately thought this was real until I saw the channel name...
What if it was a upload from years ago
@@ramsesthegreat5652 it is a upload from almost 10 years ago
OMG UR COMMENT MADE ME REALIZE
Another added to the long list of humans that should never have been in the gene pool.
Same
guys I just heard some new news about him he actually started a daycare and he's running it all by himself truly an impressive King I'm glad he turned his life around for the better.
He simultaneously advises things he likes which also deter competition. Sheesh Onion lol
He really has changed.
He recently became our new local school bus driver.
He doesn't even want to get paid, he works honorary. Such a kind hearted man.
The only downside is that since he took this job my kids are always late for school for whatever reason.
RYUK
@@logang101 You got any juicy apples for me?
That’s weir-hey wait a minute!
😂😂
Your pfp ;( it gave me flashbacks of that good anime
he protecc. but he also attac.
I WANT MY KIDS BACC
he protecc he attack but most importantly the kids will shag him bacc
@@TaylorL333 he protecc he atacc, they get it from the front and the bacc
I mean, he also kindapp
J W 😂😂😂😂
He may have had a bad past, but he's a totally new man now! He is currently working as a youth pastor at the local church, helping the neighborhood children get close to God! He's doing the Lord's work!
I did some research, and I guarantee you there's no cgi here. This is real.
cgi? 🤣🤣🤣 What did u think they were using cgi for?? A Hollywood superhero fight?
@@excelsior_4294 man... Obviously it's a joke
@ The vid or the comment ? I obviously know the video is satire but I'm not sure if the comment is being serious
@@excelsior_4294 🤣🤦 Dude his comment is a joke. You fell for it. And now you look even more ridiculous for asking me that... brooo
@@excelsior_4294how can you tell the video is satire but not this comment?
And women, if you want to protect yourself against rape, always wear a sleeping bag and ride a scooter
Goborobo or skateboard
Goborobo If she have ass she tryna ask for it
If she breathe she askin for it
A Talentless Idiot Incel spotted
XxTheVelikiBosnaXx But I am a woman.
"I bet you didn't get far with that kid"
"Not that one, no"
1:50
It really goes to show that The Onion just can’t really work in current-day America. Not because they’re not funny, they are, but because Americans have no sense of humor anymore.
Not like the rest of the world has any sense of humor...
This took me way to long to realize this was a skit
So I’m reading the comments and not really paying attention. Then I hear : AN ERECTION THAT WILL RIP HIS BIKE SHORTS
LMMFAO YOOOOOO THAT EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!!!
Thats good to know!
DUDE SAME TF
😊😉😆
@eyan sorad internet be slow cuz
This I like an ex Nazi giving you advice on how too save money on your gas bill
WELL WHO WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN A NAZI!?
In other words helpful
@@notmareelnam7545 how about people who do gas work? I mean Nazis do come close however as T4 was originally a drug program they would not administer the gas until after the showers were recreated. Btw no I'm not a neo nazi lol i study History.
More like how to buy bread during inflation
I know right wtf. Why is nobody talking about that
scrolled through the recent comments, how tf do people not understand this shit is fake
I remember watching this as a child and thinking it was legit
I feel so fucking stupid now 💀
This video is so old the kids they were trying to protect are in our 20s
What is legit ?
"Oh, I bet you didn't get very far with that kid." "Not 'that' one, no." lol
My name yeff
Six years on and this is still brilliant.
Kleavers I reported it.
Kleavers and fake news
Seafoam 456 you think this should be online?
it's a fucking joke
9 years on and this is still brilliant.
I can't believe The Onion still manages to bait people even today
same lmao
“That’ll rip his bike shorts” I’m crying 😂
"He simply wants their small bodie pressed against his" *lmao*
ItzTabulous BODIE
I almost choked on my drink, that shit was funny
That was so wrong
Well he's not wrong...
Hello fellow commenter. Scrolling to look for people who think this is real?
Carry on.
lol literally why im sorting by new
Yeah, there's this dickhead gg. He's either irrational or uneducated or both. Or maybe he's a 50cent writer to push an agenda.
@@Mi_Fa_Volare lol what are you even talking about
Yep.
@@tingz4259 Some other guy who made the same garbage comments about five times. That person is either stupid or is employed by the goverment to mislead and spread some radical mindset. That's called a 50cent writer. At least is or was in China.
haters will say its fake
I don’t know what’s funnier, the video or the comments from middle aged Facebook moms angry at this.
the reality is: there is no middle aged angry moms but 12 years old boys and girl
Well, I can tell you from dealing with this man that he’s changed. I run a daycare in Troy, Michigan and recently hired him as our lead nanny. Not too long ago, our heating system went down and it was absolutely freezing. He used his body warmth to keep all the kids warm. Definitely saved a few lives, considering they were snowed in the daycare for 3 days.
Underated
Definitely, from a convict to a hero. Touching story.
Lmaoooo
Here before this becomes top comment
Eudaimonic Egoist very touching, makes me feel warm inside
I sometimes show my aunt, who is completely internet ignorant, these onion clips and it gets her everytime. 🤣🤣
Thomas James Bailey some people just want to watch the world burn
Thomas James Bailey your aunt is in idiot
@@ophiolatreia93 learn how to spell before you call someone an idiot
crazy potato sorry mate that was not me who wrote that
my spalling was Mich butter
@@Pajdas610 technicaly that sentence wasnt false, we dont know where and in what that lady may be atm. Cant be sure what author meant to say :) yes im trolling, pls dont spread negativity
I'm 32, and I need to confess that I'm sexually attracted to perogies
Just imagine, this will be on a FB feed with no context nor source link, and people will believe this to be real.
On Facebook? Definitely
I seriously got fooled....
Well, hello again.
You fool! You just got beaned!
Daddy lemone
Morgan Lemons! yay
Morgan Lemons damn you
I cant believe people actually think this is fake
Do you mean real? The Onion is a fake news source.
R/woosh
chile anyway
@@taiyangxiaolong9228 lol libtard spotted! go watch your CNN you dumb fuck.
@@cocopus idk who you are but i see u reply to anyone....hiiii
Peak UA-cam, loving the people just coming across this with no context on the onion
The amount of people in the comments not realising that this is a comedy skit is the most depressing thing I’ve seen all year
I literally come back here every now and then just to read the new comments lol.
@@Vsor me too
"their bodies are so light"
I wonder how they advertised this role.
"Looking for actor"
"Looking for bald, sweaty man with facial hair. Preferably a mustache. Must have other pedophile traits, such as an abnormally light voice or small eyes and a creepy stare."
My guess is they have a list of actors they use regularly for various rolls. He did a good job though, he made you hate him.
+Snotlingfondler We're profile picture twins! In the 4 years I've had this PP, I have never seen anyone else have it.
HerrNilssonTheMonkey That is what my Marine boot camp instructor told me after I had a psyche eval.
It's funny to see how 14 years later people just eat the onion raw
With all the neglectful parents out there, I think pedophiles deserve a pat on the back. Here are people who actually spend time with kids.
"He's going to get an erection that will rip his bike shorts."
I was screaming laughing at that.
probably the greatest line in the whole video
Ditto😂😂😂😂
The subtle humor of that line was the best out of the whole sketch. It's' when I finally laughed out loud!
“Your child’s best bet is to get a sharp object and stab the man with, like a pencil. Which is actually how I got this.”
“OOoh, I bet you didn’t get very far with that kid.”
“Not that one no.”
Yes
That's what they said
Good job buddy
You want a cookie?
MarioKPC Shush child
MarioKPC we’ve got an edgelord over here
@@imsadlol4528
He litterealy just recited a part of the video
What's the point of that
If you're just _so goddamn smart_ why don't you explain it
@@mariokpc7775 DId YOU jUSt aSsUme mY gENder???
Anywhos, I just wanted to point it out. No need to get pissy about a comment.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest. He then puts on some axe for some Kanye zest and goes to the bar puffing out his Kanye chest. Gets drunk into a Kanye mess and goes home to the the Kanye West part of town. He realized his life was a wreck, and was feeling a little Kanye depressed. “My life sucks", he Kanye digressed. He decided to get some Italian so he flew to Kanye Trieste. He got some pasta and started to Kanye digest. You should get some Kanye rest his wife Kanye pressed. Instead he went to a Kanye fest. He then realized he needed to go to Dallas for his competition, so he went to the airport and hopped on Kanye southwest, got some Kanye rest, and the next morning was feeling ready for his Kanye contest. Or at least he Kanye guessed. On the day of the competition he was feeling a little Kanye stressed. But in the end the judges were Kanye impressed. For his performance he was awarded with the Kanye chest, clearly identified with the Kanye crest. There ends the story of Kanye West.
deep 😔
It’s been over a decade. I’m still waiting for that Perogi recipe! 😭
Ex-janitor tells you how to properly clean floors
ITS DAX
😁
I took it to 1k
tony stark lol thanks!
I am convinced that these are not actors but this is just a recording from an alternate universe
What am I watching
Interdimensional cable
I have the same feeling for Omega mart too
It feels like it was Recorded in an Alternate universe, then it so happens it showed up here
I have a hard time imagining a reality more messed up than ours, do thanks for that nightmare.
Same comment on every video
"I prefer a kid that looks a little rough and tumble." LMAO!!!! The world needs more of this kind of humor without people having meltdowns over it.
I think the meltdowns are bonus comedy.
i would like to know how the fuck they got someone to play the pedo lol
Money.