12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams
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- Опубліковано 12 жов 2008
- Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts.
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“We’re mainly focused on younger women cause older women know this stuff already”
Smooooth
Facts😂🤣
They missed the chance to get ara arad
Literally.
@@Raging-Lion They are talking about old old.
Facts 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The mouth is actually more sensitive even than the fingertips, so leading experts in Europe have begun using their lips and tongue now to search for lumps.
Thank goodness
That is incredibly courageous. The real women of the world are helping so many patients.
breaking news- some experts have found that sleeping pills lower the anxiety during the exam. especially if given without consent.
@M Sagri I know. That's why I said btw in case people believed him.
I was not aware of this, thanks for the tips
I love how they quantify that the basement is a legit exam spot because it's carpeted.
It's my favorite part
Not what quantify means
Qualify
@@RichoRosai quantify over qualify
@@iambread2914 Except in this case it's *_clarify_*
Ferb, I know what we're going to do today
_[softly]_ *Don't.*
YOU WIN THE INTERNET
Oh my god
Oh god please no.
Hahahahahah
“We’re really focusing on younger women” shit had me rolling
It was the "Scouts say blondes more at risk, may need multiple checkups" text down the bottom that got me
Shit had me dying of cringe 😂
Lmao
😂😂
they have the most ahead of them
Faith in humanity restored...i cant believe they're only 12....so selfless,thoughtful and giving!
Sam Amofah Hate to break it to you...
me too, I admire them profoundly!
It fake
AHHAHAHAH
lol
These kids are now 27 yrs old, and are probably volunteer gynecologists...keep up the good work guys!
Volunteers?My God,they're not even charging money. Truly selfless.
Imagine what it would have been like for the crew hiring the kids
"Hey can we have your kid pretend to be a breast examiner in our news show?"
"are we going to get paid?"
"Nope!"
"Sign me up!"
It would be in the role descriptions
børnene svare helt klart ja
Pretend?
Probably kids of the staff, pretty tiresome to explain it to parents lol
“Sign me up boys”
The boys:”Actaully no older Woman”
Lmao
NL-pajitsu they were all like inside their minds: - we are not interested in elderly "boobs"
They actually invited her first, so I’m pretty sure she still makes the cut.
I think they were talking about grannies. Tracy should definitely come to the basement.
That's a lotta damage
Imagine asking 12 year olds to be the actors for this 😂
They put it as voluntary, the young teens you see there went for it, the onion didn't search for them.
Porter T. Dansie they were naturals
Well, at 12 i was exactly like the kid on the left hahaha.. Lil perv
Porter T. Dansie lol at first I thought it was real until I saw the website photos so yeah
1000th like let’s gooo
This is the definition of "it's for scientific purposes"
"For the sake of health and wellness, of course"
For Academic Purposes
for the well-being of the community
1:40 when she said she does it in the shower and the kid moved his legs together has me deaddd
@Mid Bell - Yup I saw that
The kids have really given a great performance. They awkwardly stutter and fidget like they are giving the interview for the first time without any rehearsal.
Ikr, I can’t even do a good voice over
Perhaps that's what they were told
To not prepare too hard
@Guy Smith You can't.
wouldnt most people be like that anyway
@Guy Smith then thats still good direction
The slides are killing me 😂 ”scouts say the idea came to them while at local pool”
"Blondes at higher risk"
Zero replies in 2 years despite 2 thousand likes. Weird indeed.
Hmm where are they now?
"Scouts say idea for project came to them while at local pool"
"Scouts say blondes at highest risk, may need multiple checkups"
"Scouts hope to publicize project by examining jessica alba"
sometimes, the headlines at the bottom are just as great as the video itself
As an Eagle Scout, I humbly regret not doing this as my Eagle project.
Same
Once an eagle always an eagle
the onion provides insighful and original content, I hope you're not riding on their thunder, because that would be unseemely.
Lady: "Wow you must've done a lot of research"
Boyscout: "Yea it's all over the internet"
Ok
Ok
No need for more than one "ok", folks
Ok
We need one every year
Ok
Wait if this is fake then what 12 year old boy checked mine??
Uh oh
lmfao
10,000 subscribers no vids r/noshitsherlock
It was a mistake Ma'am I swear
Thanks for the pics, Karen.
Just helping younger women, how sweet
You have to go where the need is greatest, of course.
Reminds me of when my uncle taught me how to give prostate exams to him and all of his friends.
That’s so kind of him!
I had a 🐉 massage recently
So nice of you're loving uncle to teach you those skills to make good money
@@flargarbason1740 I like people focused on good health. Bravo indeed.
“Looked all over the internet to find good websites” 😂😂😂😂😂
Cuts to wikihow
James that’s the joke
Ph
These kids have to be a joke😂
Jack De Livera “oh yeah these ones were really good”
Somewhere, in a universe out there, The Onion is a respectable news outlet and this is a real broadcast
It's shrek approved
@@MrMeme-vt9qf Indeed
I was on Reddit and read a story about a man who relied on the Onion for 10 years! 10 years straight of that being his only news source! I don’t know how he did that.
@@maverickv7610 How the hell lol. I wonder how he compares it to normal news outlets. Would you happen to have a link, good sir?
InkLink I’ll see if I can find it. It was about a month ago but I’ll look for it.
My wife had an exam done by these boys many years ago and she is still cancer free. Thanks guys!
My wife uses these boys for her monthly exams and they're 100% professionals! They always have both of them perform the screen just to be thorough and even take pictures every visit so that they can tell if there are any long term changes. It's a shame more kids don't have the same desire to help their community that these boys have!
That's really nice to hear. Glad they are providing such excellent service.
cuck lol
@@joshs7160duck
And because testicles exams use a similar technique, I was ready after they examined my wife.
@@Test-ju4fy They have a friend, Billy, who takes care of those. Examines the whole package.
"We're mainly focusing on younger women because older women know this stuff already." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
best
What a savage
Wow
Yeah that’s not suspicious
Ann NY a kind I he said "younger woman" both times. 😂
“They’ll call us and we’ll go to their house anytime”...
How sweet of them to be on call like that!
Those kids were so shady, it was in their basement or st the girls house, only on young women and of all things they choose breast exams
Lute Bear Please tell me this is a joke
Ark Technical If it is a joke then I’m sorry, because I was genuinely asking. I can tell that the comment by David is a joke instantly, but Lute Bear’s comment is a lot more subtle.
David Haddad I love how your last name is the last name of my sister’s husband
I am literally in tears after watching this. How did The Onion manage to find the perfect actors for this?
"Well it's not a basement basement... it has a carpet" I'm dead 🤣🤣
“Scouts say blondes at highest risk, may need multiple checkups” I’m dying bro
Yes
Poor blondes they should come down to the basement for some extra check up time
@@billabloswagaliney8099 i-
@jacob Ruiz Thank you for restating the joke to us
@@billabloswagaliney8099 they're lucky to have these kids
This is definitely the troop that Greg Heffley joined
bruh
F
Lmfao
this deserves so many more likes
yes
How does the onion always find such great child actors?
"Scouts say Blondes at highest risk, may need multiple checkups" lmao
"Scouts says blondes at highest risk" too funny.
B Nizzle kek
Huh what's kek?
B Nizzle Kek=lol
B Nizzle world of warcraft nerd’s version of lol
Kek
When I was in boy scouts, the scoutmaster personally taught me how to perform a testicular exam.
Wait a second...
Well mine taught me how to do prostate exam. Luckly, I didn't have to do one.😁
Hold up
Oh
I hate how loud I actually laughed at this loll
how they all kept a straight face through that is amazing, especially the two boys. my older brother is our advisor
These kids represent what Boy Scouts is all about. They care about the health and wellness of women. I hope they got the community service badge. 👍🏼👍🏼
Bruh imagine teaching 12 year olds these scripts 😂😂
That's nothing compared to imagining ppl teaching the scripts to the child actors on shows like SVU
It probably took a lot of takes between the giggling.
@@wallacedeveer077 cool
@@justinfilipovic8939 damn... does it at least raise awareness on the problems?
Bruh imagine having a Valorant pfp
And people say all men are perverts... these boys are making a difference and breaking the stereotype!
I found the feminist
just a guy who likes anime nice
Ya a sur
Eric Hawkins nah mate you are the one who got wooshed
A sarcastic kid with swastikas and SS bolts beside his name LUL. The people you find on youtube...
I recall when I offered to perform the same service on our teenage babysitter.
The examination proved to be lengthy, and no suspicions were aroused. She just graduated and we are going out tonight for dinner and to celebrate because last week she passed her driving test. By the way, next month will be our 2nd wedding anniversary.
Zach Hanniford is now studying to be a gynaecologist, and Brian Sykes is the assistant manager of a Hooter's.
Those kids are now 24 years old
aaaah I wonder where they are now
@@user-uo8ny1kj4c hahaha
Wow
Were they still examining
Probably really successful
rip to the people who take this seriously
: kimberling : for reallll
these kids explaining this tho
Wdym this is real smh
I can't imagine anyone takes this seriously.
@King Of The West the fact this was from The Onion didn't give away that it was satire? Lol
"We looked... all over the internet... to find great websites."
This is truly inspiring. It does my heart good to know that these kids are out there making such a difference in people's lives. 😊
It really restores my faith in humanity knowing that kids this generation are putting the time and effort into extensive research just so that they can help the uninformed.
Its kids like these that will create a better future for us all
I actually went to there lab to get a exam and it was very professional. they had a room where you can take your shirt off and get ready for the exam so when I came out they told me that they needed to touch my breast so I let them since they are professional so about an hour later they were done with their exam and told me that I was breast cancer free so I went back into the room to put my bra off and I left my shirt off (because it was hot) so I was walking to my car and my boyfriend starts saying that he didn't like it and that they weren't really professional so we get into an argument and he said that he's breaking up with me cause I was a "whore" for getting the exam and for going out late with my pimp so I start crying and he drives off so I go back to their lab and ask them if I could use there phone to call my pimp but they didn't have a phone but they offered me an exam for prostate cancer for free so happily ablge so 10/10 good service
What the fuck?
@@Adrian-rp8do ok atleast this is a joke unlike the comment u replied to...
@@polishcow7193 Are you really sure about that, Ab? Really?
@@Grizzly01 u think this is real news it's ment to be a joke
As a scout this has giving me an idea for a eagle service project
Guesswho me tooo
My SPL would do prostate exams
Lol same
Poison 360 😭😭
Add me on Roblox
At our summer camp, we were taught how to do prostrate and testicle exams on Scoutmasters.
@dun del hidiu shdj Yes, I was joking, though despite the BSA's (Boy Scouts of America) stance against homosexuals in its ranks, much that they did was pretty "gay" in a FIGUREATIVE sense**, though if a number came out that said a study was done and 75% of the Boy Scouts and it's leadership were found to be deeply closeted male homosexuals and "straight" males who had a predilicition for young boys "on the side", I wouldn't be too surprised.
** If having adolescent young men gather around a campfire at night singing songs more suited to pre-schoolers ISN'T "gay", you tell me what is!
This is why I made humanity, so that kind hearted humans can do things like this and help the community
mmmm
You bless you, You.
Dude where did they get all these child actors for these videos every one of them are fantastic
I was the 666th like
Jesus Christ
Seems pretty hypocritical Mr.Christ
“We’re really focusing on younger women”
Me:
IceyPie I mean, they are 12.....
"It's not a basement basement" haha
I can't believe they kept a straight face.
Guys this ain’t fake🤦♂️ my scout leader did this to us everyday 😒 no biggy
Lol
samuel socha lol
@@samuelsocha8384 it's obviously a joke..
@@hustleyudi6856how do you know that?
samuel socha guess
Haha they had me at 'send in your pics'. Good god these kids are smart as hell. Best sketch ever.
Gone by 'we'll do it in our basement'
Thank god you understand its a sketch
Jak Johnson this isn't real...
Jak Johnson r/woooosh
One of the kids' older brother made that website tho.
Wonderful initiative by these kids! The youth is so inventive nowadays.
So great seeing young minds helping the community like this to defeat one of the worst deseases
Women: oh I think we’re seeing some of the websites you looked at for reasearch. (Naked diagrams)
12 year old kid: oh yeah those are really good
Tuiss this is satire
Me in the past
@@misu412 🅱ruh shut up weeb
"Scouts say Blondes at the highest risk , may need multiple checkups" Holy shit this is gold
I made it 666 likes
@@nathanfox320 lol
@@nathanfox320 this comment has been up for over a year and the one comment was posted 6 min. Before I saw it that's cool
@@EthanDBG everybody needs their first comment, maybe you can comment on my video if you happen to enjoy, and that is like rap. ua-cam.com/video/MPkPi5pnClU/v-deo.html
Where is this at? Timestamp please!
Wow, what an incredible act of kindness by these two young men.
1:12 THEIR SMILESSS XDDD I LOST IT
The little smirks on their faces when she says "I like to do mine in the shower" 😂
"... yeah."
The details are great.
Those actors killed it
I was looking to see if anyone pointed that out lol
better than being in a tent with the scout master
my gay brother disagrees
Kal M you just weren't with the right scout master
Leticia Gormley Well there's some gay scouts that are feeling for prostate cancer. They also prefer young guys not oldies because they already know how to do it.
LEL!!!
My scout Master told me I got my gonorrhea from a tractor seat.
Yea this brings me back to my scout days. I remember our leader had to check us every morning for testicular cancer. He always preached safety first! Good times.
I wish I had had a troop leader like that.
@@DavidLS1 Penis Inspection Days
Really!? Such a thoughtful Scout leader.
It's such a good cause that even the boys who don't need more service hours are volunteering. Warms my heart.
‘My older brother Ted is our advisor’
DYINGGGGGGG
It said on the website “send in your pics”
we know it.
(was originally gonna comment "no shit" but that sounds like what a redditor would say)
@@domabstract9287 no shit
@@domabstract9287 no shit
@@domabstract9287 no shit
@@domabstract9287 no shit
Those young men are so generous and charitable.
Its so beautiful seeing these two young men being helpful at the age of just 12!
“We guna do the exams in the basement” - child kidnapper in the making 😂
Well it has carpet and stuff, soooo
Hahah ahahahah ah.
That's the joke, thanks for explaining.
Yea its not a normal basement basement tho
He’s a child and a kidnapper
"Scouts say blondes are at higher risk. They may need multiple checkups." 😂👏
And gingers need 2x as many visits as blondes. It's due to their sensitive skin
LMAO
@@slamdunktiger Well how do I say this... gingers aren’t particularly most of the time a pleasure to the eye, if you catch what I mean.
@@destinedforgreatness1175 lmfao
@@destinedforgreatness1175 I don't get it? Can u explain? At least for me I find them awesome with that fire hair it's so pretty
These are true helpers of society. I trust them any day to find breats cancer. God speed.
😭😭 The magazines -
wow, they’re so kind and thoughtful
First Kid: “You should come over we can teach you how to do it”.
Second Kid: “Mmm hmm”.
Boioioioioioioing
I wish I had thought of this when I was 12
P lmao
I was gonna like but it's at 69 and I don't wanna ruin it
@@mincenchez5887 you the real MVP. I had to stop myself from liking something once because on an identical 69 instance. My man
I’m 13, I still have a chance. I’ll be back..
@@JrJrJrJrphD How it was my madlad?
Seriously all of the onions kid actors are super talented
The twelve year old boy in this video is now 27
DAMN
"You gotta squeeze the nipple to make sure it doesn't feel irregular, and nipple to make sure."
“Blondes at highest risk, may need multiple checkups.”
Why blondes?
Mel B cuz they are hot
nah. that's a matter of opinion. I've seen some ugly blondes. I actually prefer brunettes more. But there's also ugly brunettes too.
Where did they say this
Demi yea
So inspired of their giving attitude! God bless them, God bless America and no place else 🙏
❤️
it's projects like these that make me glad girls can join the Scouts now. really inspiring! they're going to help so many people!
the smirks developing on these kid's faces are priceless!
“Scouts Hope To Publicize Project By Examining Jessica Alba”
Ughhh blew on my phone for no reason.
ThatOneWeirdChannel why
Chasem your profile picture
David Wilson it’s my ideal body
Ur pfp proves your iq is far superior than my lizard brain
I regret not doing this when I was 12, sounds very rewarding. Great that they got Jessica Alba involved.
"It's not really like a basement basement. Has a carpet, more of a family room."
"We mostly focus on younger women because older women know how to do most of this stuff." XD
Reporter: I heard you can also lie on your bed.
Kid: yea DefInTLy uh
Absolutely brilliant! Taking time out of they‘re days to help people!
Those boys r going places! God bless the boy scouts.
They will grow up to be the FBI
Female Body Inspector
@A one legged man woah there
You mean the TSA patdown guys.
yeah right , and this was 10 years ago so probably they are already there and watching us right now on the laptop and mobile cameras..
@@ericov.o.2399 I reported the guy and he's gone now
Super Pony 3 federal boobie inspector*
I can’t even imagine the Onion ideas that DON’T get approved!
I'm so glad that the younger generation are stepping up to the plate and providing life-changing information that could positively impact and save future generations.
@@weegle. I know bro lol. Call it sarcasm if you will
@@weegle. nah really?
@@weegle. wait, really? Wow, I didn’t know. Thanks a lot Sherlock
What a great thing they're doing for the community!
These kids are probably having the best time of there lives in his basement. 😂😂
And fuzzy handcuffs
Community service gives you a better high than drugs!
R/atetheonion
the Most MLG Jellybean it’s been a year but i am ur 420th like ;)
"there lives"
People who dislike this have no sense of humor
Kameron Geno honestly.
Yes
@Literally Cabbage In which case disliking wouldn't have changed anything
This type of bullshit cringe humour can only be enjoyed by americans and their bootlickers stfu
Bullshit. It doesn't make you laugh. It's understandable why they disliked. You however are fucking arrogant prick.
Such thoughtful boy scouts
Such thoughtful young men. This country needs more of them!
I have nothing but respect for these young geniuses.
"Scouts hope to publicise project by examining Jessica Alba"
They're just 12-year olds, yet they're such men of culture.
I mean just ask Eminem, I'm pretty sure he would know it if Jessica Alba had it.😁😁😁😁😁
This just shows that there are still good people in this world ❤️
How the kids kept a straight face during this is hysterical