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  • @fesd4386
    @fesd4386 2 роки тому +143

    I love the cat. I'm a dog person, but the cat seems like a solid dude. He just wants to hang out with the fellas.

    • @mariodwir
      @mariodwir 2 роки тому +6

      DID YOU JUST ASSUMED THE CAT'S GENDER???????? 😠😤😠😤😠😤

    • @raraavis8996
      @raraavis8996 2 роки тому +7

      @@mariodwir pls dont enable the use of the word gender in our language!!!! Nazi

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 роки тому +6

      @@mariodwir it's name is Greg so....

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 роки тому +1

      Used to be a dog guy till i moved to the city. Random dog shit and putrid piss that nobody ever thinks of wiping up and spraying down. So disgusting.

    • @matguerra333
      @matguerra333 2 роки тому

      It's ok if you hate cats Greg.

  • @dinibo
    @dinibo 2 роки тому +29

    Mark putting his poo shoes on the table made my stomach lurch. I'll take a chorus of cats puking over that!

    • @ralbenem1085
      @ralbenem1085 2 роки тому +2

      With your profile pic it feels like your dog commented that lol

    • @dinibo
      @dinibo 2 роки тому +3

      @@ralbenem1085 Perhaps it was. He has very strong opinions on the work of Kevin Spacey. And dog shit.

  • @kjnewell7243
    @kjnewell7243 2 роки тому +77

    I think Joe makes up the negative comments about the cat due to his fear and hate of the animal lol

    • @inkonpaperhero
      @inkonpaperhero 2 роки тому +13

      I 100% believe this lol. Joe wants the cat off the podcast but doesn't want it to be his argument so he keeps floating that people hate the cat. But the comments literally are always positive about Greg.

    • @kjnewell7243
      @kjnewell7243 2 роки тому +2

      Bad look Joseph, bad look.

    • @JoseManuel-ht8hq
      @JoseManuel-ht8hq Рік тому +2

      @@kjnewell7243 he has stated that it’s just a bit

  • @JeffNixonComedy
    @JeffNixonComedy 2 роки тому +73

    Stolen bikes, dog shit shoes, cat puke, and even Joe realizing the whole Covid thing stinks at 42:00 ...this ep is a killer.

    • @MorganBurton
      @MorganBurton 2 роки тому +1

      Joe is such a CV lover... wait til he's forced to take his 5th booster.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 2 роки тому +1

      There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

  • @meganhecker6658
    @meganhecker6658 2 роки тому +26

    Seriously my favorite podcast, so silly. I love when Joe gets to laughing. Hope your hog is found. Ya'll are the best!!!

  • @danielweir2354
    @danielweir2354 3 роки тому +105

    I never cared one way or the other about the cat, but them reacting to the puke is the hardest I've laughed in a while. Keep the cat.

    • @Unfuckwithable24
      @Unfuckwithable24 2 роки тому +1

      Spoiler alert ⚠️

    • @quenched56
      @quenched56 2 роки тому +1

      Same, i lost my shit.

    • @bearclaw792
      @bearclaw792 2 роки тому +1

      The cat stays in the picture!

    • @Unfuckwithable24
      @Unfuckwithable24 2 роки тому

      @@bearclaw792 woah, get a room!

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 2 роки тому +1

      There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

  • @adamwilson6
    @adamwilson6 2 роки тому +41

    You can tell mark is a good dude by how he Powers through his bike adversity with a smile and keeps rolling on with life. Mentally he's a good human being. Other than being gay.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 2 роки тому

      There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

  • @thedonbishop55
    @thedonbishop55 3 роки тому +15

    Joe’s Starbucks gift card rant was legendary. Sing it sister!!!!

  • @jeffspellman7618
    @jeffspellman7618 2 роки тому +7

    The cat is awesome! Joe needs to ball up! Lol!

  • @milesdorst7120
    @milesdorst7120 2 роки тому +21

    This whole episode had me dying 😂 one of the funniest eps ever of the funniest podcast around

  • @UncleScratchnSniff
    @UncleScratchnSniff 2 роки тому +5

    Seeing Joes first reactions to the cat puking is hilarious. Love you Joe. Thanks for being you.

  • @percussionpunisher8694
    @percussionpunisher8694 2 роки тому +19

    “They kicked in his door. They shot him twice, or whatever.” 😂😂😂😂

    • @bradensmith661
      @bradensmith661 2 роки тому +1

      “Haha yeah defund the police” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @keenanopie3274
    @keenanopie3274 2 роки тому +4

    Having mark & joe react live to the cat puking was literal gold

  • @aburns89
    @aburns89 2 роки тому +1

    1:10:20 “the cat’s a little dinged up” in dying! 😂

  • @HIGHTS
    @HIGHTS 2 роки тому +9

    Mark's travel stories give me stress and anxiety lol

  • @huntertague2266
    @huntertague2266 2 роки тому +8

    LOVE THE CAT

  • @TomAKAVeto
    @TomAKAVeto 3 роки тому +17

    Why would anyone have a problem with Greg?

  • @trkddy
    @trkddy 2 роки тому +4

    I believe Joe List poisoned Greg
    Jealousy is a powerful emotion
    Joe has motive and opportunity

  • @JCole-kz7ew
    @JCole-kz7ew 3 роки тому +5

    The whole covid toe stretch had me rolling 🤣

  • @kurohige1403
    @kurohige1403 3 роки тому +6

    I LOVE THE CAT!!

  • @AimlessLee96
    @AimlessLee96 2 роки тому +1

    Ahh man Mark is so funny when he's sad. Real comic hours. 20 min mark had me rolling 🙌

  • @herpallday1284
    @herpallday1284 3 роки тому +74

    I don’t get who could hate the cat he brings so much to the pod by simply doing nothing lol. Joe never had a child hood clearly the cat blows his mind 😂

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 3 роки тому +9

      No one. Joe is projecting. Gregory is everything.

    • @xavierpaquin
      @xavierpaquin 2 роки тому +3

      I don't like the cat because he interrupts

    • @capealio
      @capealio 2 роки тому +9

      @@xavierpaquin quiet, please. Can't you see adults are trying to have a conversation. Don't be rude. Thank you! Try to remember not to interrupt again

    • @tunghansen7260
      @tunghansen7260 2 роки тому +1

      City slickers were gays

    • @trip4923
      @trip4923 2 роки тому +1

      @@capealio did you mean to send this to Greg? Because it definitely fits.

  • @1feloniouspunk
    @1feloniouspunk 2 роки тому +4

    Love Joe's teacher's pet rant! Spot on! While keeping love for the teachers! But where's Raanan?????????

  • @closetotheedge91
    @closetotheedge91 2 роки тому +3

    Jeremy Hotz openin up for the Markster, what a kooky world! Bein a Canadian I would watch him all the time on Just for Laughs.

    • @benchadwick1754
      @benchadwick1754 Рік тому

      Saw Jeremy Hotz in Sydney years ago. After killing his set he ripped shreds off audience members ad-lib. Genius!

  • @monicavfernandez3548
    @monicavfernandez3548 2 роки тому

    I love when you guys crack each up! So much fun!!

  • @SlapNSniff
    @SlapNSniff 2 роки тому +1

    Been listening to this podcast since it came out in 2013. Great to see how many followers they have now and how much their careers have grown

  • @nichole8609
    @nichole8609 2 роки тому +3

    I love hearing Joe's angry rants. Don't get rid of the cat!

  • @nilfux
    @nilfux 3 роки тому +19

    My favorite part is the dogshit on ole Mark's right foot.

    • @bwa_8
      @bwa_8 2 роки тому

      That was so distracting

    • @capealio
      @capealio 2 роки тому +5

      How can you see through his shoe like that

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 роки тому

      If they can't smell it could be covid. Hope not!

    • @vincerodriguez209
      @vincerodriguez209 2 роки тому +2

      for sure-- I wonder if when him and his girl eat dinner on that table while watching TV-- if any of the germs/sht from the street/shoes ever gets on their plates/silverware?

    • @capealio
      @capealio 2 роки тому

      @@vincerodriguez209 ??? You dont think they clean ever?

  • @thedoctorofallmen
    @thedoctorofallmen 2 роки тому +2

    This Canada story makes me hate our Canadian government so much. SO many little random unnecessary rules that makes everything so difficult

  • @BigElectricCat
    @BigElectricCat 2 роки тому +9

    Hey everybody, it’s Tuesdays with Shoe soles!

  • @MyBoomStick1
    @MyBoomStick1 2 роки тому

    I love how one of them says a word and they stop what they’re doing to say words that start the same way😆

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 2 роки тому +20

    Mark has been walking through Greg's litter box

    • @capealio
      @capealio 2 роки тому +1

      Nah that's just some of NYC on his shoes

    • @Crypt0sis
      @Crypt0sis 2 роки тому +1

      Haha that's what I was gonna say. Funny shit

  • @wigmaster7894
    @wigmaster7894 2 роки тому +1

    Good to see you on taste buds joe. White clam pizza is a new haven thing

  • @alcorraalb6029
    @alcorraalb6029 2 роки тому

    My stomach hurts from laughing so hard during the cat puke incident….then Marks fart sounding like a Star Trek villain 😂

  • @troypettit2332
    @troypettit2332 2 роки тому +6

    The cats nice. I like the cat. :)

  • @dukevalentino4905
    @dukevalentino4905 2 роки тому

    I LOVE YOU GUYS!! BEST POD CAST ***take shoes off! Lol that way we don’t see nyc side walk poo.

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Рік тому

    Mark: canada’ll fek ya
    Me, a Canadian: yes

  • @powershift2024
    @powershift2024 2 роки тому +17

    Thank God the cat is back. I so look forward to the sexual tension between List and 'Greg.' It's almost like a Sam and Diane energy coursing through the pod...

  • @here7036
    @here7036 2 роки тому +11

    List is a perfect example of someone who believes what he's told and shits on those that question it, then turns around and "doesn't get it" or "doesn't understand" because he can't admit he was wrong

    • @kekmountain2882
      @kekmountain2882 2 роки тому +1

      He drives me fucking crazy with that shit

    • @b.a.818
      @b.a.818 2 роки тому

      He’s a comedian bro, not a politician, shitting on people and an “I don’t understand this thing” angle are just better to get laughs out of I think

    • @here7036
      @here7036 2 роки тому

      @@b.a.818 that's such a weak cop out, right next to "these are just jokes!" People interweave their personalities with their humor ESPECIALLY in podcasting. And he was obviously going on a rant. Sure, maybe some of it was for effect, but if you've paid attention to what he's said and believes for awhile, I'm not making any great leaps to point this out. And he's certainly not the only comedian or media figure that protects their ass or genuinely can't put two and two together. It's fucking frustrating which is why I bother pointing it out at all.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 2 роки тому

      There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

    • @thegodofmusic3114
      @thegodofmusic3114 2 роки тому

      @@here7036 or maybe you are clueless to the fact everybody is or has been guilty of that at some point in life . take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself if your comment has ever applied to you . and i already know it does so this is just for you here

  • @ProMonke12309
    @ProMonke12309 2 роки тому +1

    Seems like Joe has some soft cushion in that heart for being concerned for the cat. Way too keep the cat people on your side Joe 😆

  • @patrick815
    @patrick815 2 роки тому

    So many laugh out loud moments in this pod

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Рік тому

    Mark says “bored with” nice

  • @Damaraja
    @Damaraja 2 роки тому +1

    The cat is a soldier. He’s earned his place on the pod. - Pro-Kitty 🙋‍♂️

  • @patrickoneal4961
    @patrickoneal4961 2 роки тому +1

    I've always loved your podcast...but anymore they are a real treat out of any other pod! Hands down. Laughing my ass off always ⚡ Suck

  • @STE41k
    @STE41k 2 роки тому

    1:07:02 WOW a "You Know me" in the wild, Not prompted by Rick Glassman as a bit, Nice!!

  • @OAM595
    @OAM595 2 роки тому

    “That sounded like a Star Trek villain” 🤣

  • @mikeggggg7889
    @mikeggggg7889 2 роки тому +3

    Love the cat

  • @hanleefree2065
    @hanleefree2065 2 роки тому

    “It feels Satan-y… maeday!” 😂😂 Jesus H

  • @iseeredppl
    @iseeredppl 3 роки тому +5

    Hot ep!

  • @iFish12
    @iFish12 2 роки тому +5

    Love the cat. Keep the cat

  • @olman793
    @olman793 2 роки тому +2

    The cat doesn't show up until 12:36 if you want to fast-forward.lol

  • @martinsandbach7408
    @martinsandbach7408 2 роки тому

    """I got 2 nieces, 7 and 3 are their ages.... But who knows,,,,, who cares!!"""
    I nearly spit out my drink. Such a small subtle joke and I lost it.

  • @jeffspellman7618
    @jeffspellman7618 2 роки тому +1

    Love the cat! And Mark can lock his shit up!

  • @botdavid323
    @botdavid323 2 роки тому +1

    LMAO @ Bill Burlesque

  • @chrismartin3072
    @chrismartin3072 2 роки тому +2

    No camera's at the New York Comedy Club???

  • @WynEvans1
    @WynEvans1 2 роки тому

    The boys are salty today! love it

  • @damiandichico6940
    @damiandichico6940 2 роки тому +1

    So sorry to hear about your moped Mark!! ..fkn NY … manifest it back .. don’t lose hope yet..

  • @Familyguy91091
    @Familyguy91091 2 роки тому +2

    Don't leave those hair ties out for the cat to get at. My friends cat ate one and it got tangled in its intestines and needed emergency surgery. Don't want 1/3 of Tuesdays with Stories dying on us.

  • @darrenXparker
    @darrenXparker 3 роки тому +4

    I knew exactly what Greg was doing! And Joe looking for that phantom second puke, been there a hundred times; you heard puking, but at most it’ll be clear fluid, if anything.

  • @erinchapman8861
    @erinchapman8861 2 роки тому

    Been laughing since mark put his shoes up. So funny

  • @JR-tc7ck
    @JR-tc7ck 2 роки тому

    Mark farting w/ follow up comments bring me back to being a kid.🤣

  • @adamwilson6
    @adamwilson6 2 роки тому +1

    Mark. I also got my bike stolen in my slum area of town. Meth heads got me.

  • @mantistoboggan6982
    @mantistoboggan6982 2 роки тому

    Mark! Hair ties are super dangerous for cats. They can bind up and need to get surgery to pass it. Any strings or any other objects similar can do the same. And the run was probably the mix of puke scared and drool on the face scared

  • @michaelgoldstein8959
    @michaelgoldstein8959 2 роки тому +2

    Negative comments get deleted, I understand
    But stupid comments that I kno you guys would enjoy also get deleted for example
    "Get inside me Joe!"
    Was deleted....twice
    After this would be a third

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 2 роки тому +1

      It's def not them. Before the e- bullying algorithm changed TWS would leave up the most foul negative comments.

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 роки тому

    Those people @1:01:00 were using the fake "Going GREEN" excuse to BLOO-Chew you down ,scrimping & denial of good service to save a screw that was loose in their caboose!

  • @scottruhl4710
    @scottruhl4710 2 роки тому

    Great episode guys!

  • @bp4861
    @bp4861 2 роки тому

    The John Voight comment from List was top notch

  • @SamBassComedy
    @SamBassComedy 2 роки тому

    This was a great pod episode guys! I loved the passion and anger and surprises with the cat. Love it! Also, the logic behind this virus is dumb as fuck. Oh, I'm also working on a joke about Cancer Hands.

  • @zachledd7143
    @zachledd7143 2 роки тому

    The saga of the fucking hog bro this shit better make a comeback

  • @chriskasatka2095
    @chriskasatka2095 2 роки тому

    Love the hoodie, Joe!

  • @MrJudderfiend
    @MrJudderfiend 5 місяців тому

    great ep

  • @baconburnlips669
    @baconburnlips669 2 роки тому +1

    if you're new to the pod, go back a year or more and listen to joe list's opinions on trump's vaccine, the pandemic, masks, social distancing, lockdowns and anyone who disagreed with his opinions

  • @C2Reels
    @C2Reels 2 роки тому

    Joe List for President!!!

  • @CR-tz1ve
    @CR-tz1ve 2 роки тому

    Keep the kitty, Joe is just projecting lol

  • @footybaltimore2833
    @footybaltimore2833 2 роки тому

    ep had me roaring lolol

  • @pressrepeat2000
    @pressrepeat2000 2 роки тому +2

    These episodes on the couch with the cat were the best. The new studio and the irritating cutting back and forth is terrible, because it’s so much better to see both of them at once. It’s just much more natural.

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 роки тому

    Why are my covid-knuckles draggin'? I must have Norm-Cat disease!

  • @ryanjefferies2788
    @ryanjefferies2788 2 роки тому

    39:26 "Trudeau's in brownface, they've got health care, and weed, and all that...you're fucked!"
    Is that what Americans see Canadians as? lol

  • @andrewclark808
    @andrewclark808 2 роки тому

    the cat is the greatest part of the show

  • @nathanhayes8523
    @nathanhayes8523 2 роки тому

    MARK!! I’m dying to see you at Milwaukee improv later this month but I’m only 20. Should I gamble with the fake ID?? My fate is in your hands you queef.

  • @trkddy
    @trkddy 2 роки тому +1

    Mark needs to take the Hog on stage . Like Rob Halford the gay singer from Judas Priest

  • @morrissey4934
    @morrissey4934 3 роки тому +5

    YAKETY YAK……..don’t talk back

  • @JJJ-pj8ts
    @JJJ-pj8ts 2 роки тому +2

    Hang in there Greg

  • @trkddy
    @trkddy 2 роки тому

    Covid Toe is what Aaron Rodgers said he had LOL He had to apologize and correct himself He has Turf Toe

  • @lukewojdylo9241
    @lukewojdylo9241 2 роки тому

    Holy White Jesus. Only thing to make this scene whiter would be succulents on the table and a Southwestern landscape on the wall.

  • @misc0777
    @misc0777 2 роки тому +1

    Take your shoes off at the door. You live in dirty NY. That will also keep the indoor cat healthier.

  • @MN-tf6lt
    @MN-tf6lt 2 роки тому

    The cat rulz!!!!!!!

  • @twocats2543
    @twocats2543 2 роки тому

    Love these guys

  • @astralcreek
    @astralcreek 2 роки тому

    attack of the cat yack! hahaha

  • @jamesappleton5063
    @jamesappleton5063 2 роки тому +1

    that's one cool cat

  • @eli_rahman
    @eli_rahman 2 роки тому

    Why mark wasn't on the last roast that joe was? BTW Joe killed it

  • @el-castro4758
    @el-castro4758 2 роки тому +6

    Well remember "the crazy conspiracy theorists" people saying this is what was going to happen? Lol.

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 2 роки тому

    The hog was destined for theft Marcus. Sorry! Comedy n queefs will keep you movin!!

  • @wolfgangcho9236
    @wolfgangcho9236 2 роки тому

    Oh man the sucks to hear about the Christmas market for his German trip

  • @RoyoSker
    @RoyoSker 3 роки тому +2

    Did Mark say the “Good news”?

  • @chancewalker7687
    @chancewalker7687 2 роки тому

    Where can I get those sneaks?! They are quite the foot mitten

  • @kip7371
    @kip7371 2 роки тому

    I have your bike Mark. Dats my bike punk!

  • @NateMcMurph
    @NateMcMurph 2 роки тому

    musta eaten something wacky 😂

  • @gregpfeiffer4640
    @gregpfeiffer4640 3 роки тому +1

    I like my orange juice with palpable

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld 2 роки тому

    Cat stole the hog, cat's got covid toe