Comments for the Algo- thanks guys , so glad you keep doing these!! Also: we love chuck and I don’t care if joe or mark talk more~ it’s all gold Jerry- Gold!
@@richie_williams That's alot different bc Rock/Chappelle tickets are over $1000 for just first level, not even front row...meanwhile Mark/List would be like $75. Splitting that isn't much
Too much things that can get messy…. Who gets paid more who goes first what cities do they go to that will pull in enough ppl but doesn’t overlap their own tours etc. for example I’m pretty sure Marky boy is bringing in more $ and fills theaters more often than Joe right now
@@richie_williams you’re completely missing the (I thought obvious) point which is they are 1) freinds 2)doing fine on their own 3)if you’ve listened to them over the years are fairly anxious over thinking self doubting low self esteem individuals who prefer to deflect confrontation rather than face it. All this along with my previous comment lead to a very simple solution….. don’t do it and instead stick to the path that is working just fine for both. They do pod events and both go on at the local show in NY no need to get into the mess I described. They also like having their own identity’s apart from one anther on the road. They also get to help up coming comedians by not combining their road gigs and instead allowing more acts to get audiences from their crowds etc.. they also have separate freind groups who they take and on and on… Just so many reason not to that it doesn’t make sense to do it.
@@richie_williams they’ve done it in the past and do shows together just at fest. Lol I’m just saying it makes sense why they don’t shit it would be cool to see both instead of waiting months
That’s wild I have the same recurring dream about school Feels like everyone else is prepared and you don’t know anything and you’re about to get tested
Joe tries to underplay the jokes because he knows he's not quick enough for Mark and Shane or anywhere near as funny. It's the only time Joe comes off insecure.
All the comics have to be aware of this and of course it’s Normand that calls it out. Shanes reactions to Joe getting too serious and ignoring jokes makes me think they rip on him behind his back. It’s their own inside joke or whatever
I was at the Brandon, MS show and I thought Mark absolutely killed it! I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about cuz he was crushing his whole set along with the entire show!!
Craig Ferguson wrote a novel “Between the River and the Bridge” that I really enjoyed. I think I’ll look for my copy, I read it around 10 years ago and I don’t remember the plot very well, but I thought it was amazing at the time. The only other book I read by a comedian was something by Carlin, that I didn’t enjoy. I might look around for that too, maybe my older, more drug addled mind will see something I missed before
I can recommend Todd Barry's book which is basically a tour diary about going to B markets, written in his comedic style. Also, autobiographical books by comedians can be great: Trevor Noah had a crazy upbringing in South Africa, amazing read. Sarah Silverman's book was good, too, some nice inside-comedy stuff included.
I used to have the same recurring dream as Joe where I'm driving from the backseat. But I haven't had it since I got divorced a couple years ago. In another episode Joe mentioned how his wife criticized his driving while stuck behind a truck that needed to back up at a light but ended up just hopping the curb. My ex-wife used to criticize my driving too and Joe and I both have anxiety about stuff, so I wonder if that's the connection
4:40 that reminds me of the bill burr muffin joke, just doing something horrific for no reason, or being in a speeding car and I just think 'what if I just open the door and jump out right now'. Obviously we don't coz were sane, insane people might not have the option... IT'S ALL PIPES
Mark grew up without money, can't blame him for wanting to do it himself, he probably doesn't have a manager either. It's probably worth the convenience to have a scheduler for his trips
Happy to announce that I’ve completed the NJ drug court program. Thx to my family and friends and fans for all your support- Artie Lange (@artiequitter) July 14, 2022 good to know😎
Marks story about getting his first apartment for 400 bucks really makes him sound old. The cheapest apartments in the middle of nowhere in New England are around 1-1.5 at the lowest. Maybe you can find a crappier one on Craigslist for around 900 but that’s it. Thanks government.
When is the wedding? My invo got lost in the mail but I'm right down the street and I'm crashin baby. (Weddin' Season) I'm gonna pull a Normand on the boy
them waxing romantic about the "way back" "when I didnt even have twitter , just facebook and craigslist !" how did they ever navigate new york with only a facebook ?!! thats why they make the big bucks , folks .
If you dont get with the Beastie Boys you're just an old curmudgeonly fart biter. INTER GALACTIC PLANETARY. My twelve year old son always throws it on when we are driving around, shit is timeless.
"Idris Elba, he was in The Wire, but was he in anything good?" "He's just a hunk, he doesn't get any meaty roles." He was a lead in the best TV show of all time, fellas. It's that John Hamm effect. Once you're the star of an all-timer of a show, you don't have to prove yourself anymore.
Mark’s zinger at 27:48: ‘neither am I’ was so quick and funny, no one noticed. Love these 2 together. Joe rules! He’s so cute ❤️
Had to pause for a good 40 sec to laugh it off
Guys can we not say “bless you” when Chuck sneezes, he’s intentionally shoving his nose up a cats taint so he can sneeze and get attention.
I thought he was queefing in the mic
Speak harshly to your producer and beat him when he sneezes. He only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases.
Listening to Joe List and you’d think Beastie Boys and OutKast had a total of 7 songs combined 😂😂
Comments for the Algo- thanks guys , so glad you keep doing these!! Also: we love chuck and I don’t care if joe or mark talk more~ it’s all gold Jerry- Gold!
Discussion for the algo
Mark, I gotta tell you man, you’re a goat. Definitely one of the funniest people on earth. I love you bro
He told me to tell you, "Ahh, idk about GOAT but I'LL TAKE IT! AND I'M GAY SO, LETS FUCK! pRAISE ALLAH, COMEDY!!"
Ayyyy Yooo
Both of these guys are consistently at their best on this show
Joe’s first few points have me convinced he’s trying to get people to hate him. I mean, more than they do already, of course.
Couldn’t agree more
It’s for the algorithm and it kind of sucks
F the algo, its a stinky queef
1:04:29 Mark’s line from the Travelling Willburys, sublime. Love him so much
I'd give anything to see Joe's face when that tribe walked intro the theater 😆 🤣 😂
Joe's out there riding fences and hasn't ever heard of Carl Farbman, if you call that living
So un- Carl Farbman-like
You guys are crazy for not touring together occasionally
They’d make less money, lot less.
Also both are headliners. They need the full hour. Maybe in a festival like fully loaded it’d work
@@richie_williams That's alot different bc Rock/Chappelle tickets are over $1000 for just first level, not even front row...meanwhile Mark/List would be like $75. Splitting that isn't much
Too much things that can get messy…. Who gets paid more who goes first what cities do they go to that will pull in enough ppl but doesn’t overlap their own tours etc. for example I’m pretty sure Marky boy is bringing in more $ and fills theaters more often than Joe right now
@@richie_williams you’re completely missing the (I thought obvious) point which is they are 1) freinds 2)doing fine on their own 3)if you’ve listened to them over the years are fairly anxious over thinking self doubting low self esteem individuals who prefer to deflect confrontation rather than face it. All this along with my previous comment lead to a very simple solution….. don’t do it and instead stick to the path that is working just fine for both. They do pod events and both go on at the local show in NY no need to get into the mess I described. They also like having their own identity’s apart from one anther on the road. They also get to help up coming comedians by not combining their road gigs and instead allowing more acts to get audiences from their crowds etc.. they also have separate freind groups who they take and on and on… Just so many reason not to that it doesn’t make sense to do it.
@@richie_williams they’ve done it in the past and do shows together just at fest. Lol I’m just saying it makes sense why they don’t shit it would be cool to see both instead of waiting months
That fact that Joe thinks a fedora is a “cool” fashionable hat for rock stars and what “the kids” think is cool always cracks me tf up 💀
Exactly
Kid Rock called from 2003 and wants his fedora back
@@mwara2444 Good one 😂
Idris Elba was the lead in "Luther" possibly the best UK police dramas to date
It’s all pipes!
Jerry!
Joe list literally brought up all my recurring nightmares.... Thanks JOE! BUTTMUNCH
I was waiting for mark to say “Dave lapel”
The old brothers are back again and we now learned that Joe is a great singer
Wonder if he'll be Mark's Groomsman
@@mwara2444 ya and we should be in the audience watching.
That’s wild I have the same recurring dream about school
Feels like everyone else is prepared and you don’t know anything and you’re about to get tested
I have that same recurring dream Joe List. I'm in the backseat and I can't control the car. The scariest
Mark can’t win all the time, that’s why he is loved.
I'm so Glad Mark addressed Rogan's sound effects... Instead of making dumb noises try out a joke!
Joe tries to underplay the jokes because he knows he's not quick enough for Mark and Shane or anywhere near as funny. It's the only time Joe comes off insecure.
@@MarkaustinHasler 💯
All the comics have to be aware of this and of course it’s Normand that calls it out. Shanes reactions to Joe getting too serious and ignoring jokes makes me think they rip on him behind his back. It’s their own inside joke or whatever
This was a fabulous show, as usual. You two are incredibly talented.
yeah these two crotches have some good comedians.
Can Joe ever ignore Mark's watch?? Get over it queef!! Joe stopped midsentence when Mark's watch beeped 🤣 🤣
I graduated from college 2 years ago. Didn't realize that reoccurring dream @40:24 never stops.
I randomly flipped on the US open mens final match cast the other night and was stunned to see Joe as one of the commentators, it was great
Lucas List and Mark are back
TOWER 7!!!! 😂 JUMP!!! - Mark is a killer!!!
and crisis actor 😂
They're zingin' and zangin' in this one!
19:41 fucking hilarious Jerry! 😂
Great ep this week boys
This is the Seinfeld of podcasts
Is the crowdwork better if you have cool shoes and a track suit?
Rare convergence of the podcast universe where Mark proved you can indeed show up anywhere drenched. The shaman was right
wELLL, Mark can do that shit...Most ppl would get kicked out, arrested and R ailed in the pen. But he has an in w/St. Rogey
The dawgs
Midnight release for the win baby.
Is Joe List aware of Cumtown's "Cruising Joe List" bit?
If not he should be.
Im Kevin Hart.
On the topic of Edris Elba, "Luther" was a BBC show that was excellent. It's worth a look.
Idris is great in Luther.
I miss Luther , that was fantastic .
How chuck never brought that up is beyond me 🤦♂️
Mark on TWS > Mark on all other podcasts
Topple like Tower 7...AHAHAHAHA!!!
I think Mark actually hates when Chuck talks too much.....I reckon he's the one leaving all the hurtful comments towards Chuck 🤣🤣
1 minute in and chuck is already interrupting. chucks cool and a nice guy but he needs to stop talking, it's fucking up the flow
@@islifereal Go easy on him Mark, Chuck's a nice guy.
One could argue that Mark and Joe work on creating a rhythm. Interrupting ruins it
What’s with all the hate on my boy chuck
Don’t blame him, Chuck’s gotta pick his spots
My two fav’s being their fabulous selves😋
"That's not much of a park." 😂
THE TWO MOST LIKABLE COMEDIC GENIUSES....
You were right to go back on Josepe regarding Intergalactic, Chuckers. That Josepe sometimes, I tells ya.
Anyone who hasn't seen the Cumtown clip of Nick impersonating Joe is missing out. It's called "Cruisin' Joe List"
than we would have to say we seen a clip of cumtown
Amazing impression lol
These guys are really fun. I like this Chuck fella too! Algorithm!!!
He even mentions Pearl Jam in today’s episode!!! 🤣
About 1 minute in and couldn’t stand that laugh - how can you listen to that?
Nothing says Canada more than Van Halen! Moose. Loons. Molson. Rush. Grandma! Gramdmahaha! Thanks for the Astros love my Ninjas.
Totally agree with Chuck about the Beastie Boys performance on Letterman.
Joe! I have the same recurring dream of driving but I'm in the backseat and can't get to the wheel, very terrifying
Podcast was good thanks guys
Queef #2's stories are consistently better than Queef #1's!!!!!
Drove 8hrs from moncton new-brunswick to see pj in quebec city.... great city awesome show
Intergalactic was like 20 years later and slapped bro
You guys need to check in with the Comedy Club Historian (Norton), Idris Elba used to be a bouncer at Carolines
4:54 it's called "the Imp of the perverse"
Weird, I have dreams where I am trying to control a car from the back seat, too. 🚗 😲
Idris Elba is in everything and he’s amazing. Lol watch Molly’s Game guys!!!
Joe's favorite Ghostbusters movie is the Mellisa McCarthy one
Joe would love Root Down by the Beastie Boys. You've gotta do it!
Come on Joe, "intergalactic planetary" is engraved on my brain, give me a break!
"Comedy!..... "😁👍
Mark,you need a Merch agent weasel to go out there for ya before/during/after show.Big sales no matter WTF.
Joe “We’re born to run, baby!” List finds the Beastie Boys frustrating…
I like how the set slowly becomes more how I imagine the Simpsons writing room did over time
Love that Joe list tennis long sleeve shirt
I was at the Brandon, MS show and I thought Mark absolutely killed it! I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about cuz he was crushing his whole set along with the entire show!!
50:22 - i bought it to, and bust it out for random occasions, now i’m the guy in the tuxedo at the birthday party.
jesus christ chucks mic is loud today!!!! he's gonna get blasted on the interwebs
Idris Elba is in American Gangster, playing now on basic cable
Craig Ferguson wrote a novel “Between the River and the Bridge” that I really enjoyed. I think I’ll look for my copy, I read it around 10 years ago and I don’t remember the plot very well, but I thought it was amazing at the time. The only other book I read by a comedian was something by Carlin, that I didn’t enjoy. I might look around for that too, maybe my older, more drug addled mind will see something I missed before
I can recommend Todd Barry's book which is basically a tour diary about going to B markets, written in his comedic style.
Also, autobiographical books by comedians can be great: Trevor Noah had a crazy upbringing in South Africa, amazing read. Sarah Silverman's book was good, too, some nice inside-comedy stuff included.
these queefs gotta get a permanent spot
Great show!!!!!!
Gg
Bill Murray was supposed to be John Belushi. But the od happened
Juston McKinney, great Rec Joe!!!!
I used to have the same recurring dream as Joe where I'm driving from the backseat. But I haven't had it since I got divorced a couple years ago. In another episode Joe mentioned how his wife criticized his driving while stuck behind a truck that needed to back up at a light but ended up just hopping the curb. My ex-wife used to criticize my driving too and Joe and I both have anxiety about stuff, so I wonder if that's the connection
4:40 that reminds me of the bill burr muffin joke, just doing something horrific for no reason, or being in a speeding car and I just think 'what if I just open the door and jump out right now'. Obviously we don't coz were sane, insane people might not have the option...
IT'S ALL PIPES
I believe its called an 'intrusive thought' in the boz
LUTHER RULES!
Love you guys!!!!!!
"ahhhh wimbaway" 0:35:15 🤣
Stil not 100% sure what a "Lion King family" is lol
At this point marks travel stories are outta hand. Mark, get someone to book your travel you’re a top comedian lol.
Mark grew up without money, can't blame him for wanting to do it himself, he probably doesn't have a manager either. It's probably worth the convenience to have a scheduler for his trips
@@mwara2444 mark refuses to buy health insurance, a new watch or even a Spotify subscription. No way he's going to pay an assistant
Happy to announce that I’ve completed the NJ drug court program. Thx to my family and friends and fans for all your support- Artie Lange (@artiequitter) July 14, 2022
good to know😎
C. O. M. E. D. Y.
Marks recurring dream is getting blacked out and watching lion king
a lotta good eggs
What a great episode 👏 👌
joe told the canada/panama story last week or two weeks ago
Marks story about getting his first apartment for 400 bucks really makes him sound old. The cheapest apartments in the middle of nowhere in New England are around 1-1.5 at the lowest. Maybe you can find a crappier one on Craigslist for around 900 but that’s it. Thanks government.
This is definitely a rerun, right?
When is the wedding? My invo got lost in the mail but I'm right down the street and I'm crashin baby. (Weddin' Season) I'm gonna pull a Normand on the boy
Hey, Hey Folks!
them waxing romantic about the "way back" "when I didnt even have twitter , just facebook and craigslist !" how did they ever navigate new york with only a facebook ?!! thats why they make the big bucks , folks .
great episodes fellas...
#Comedy
If you dont get with the Beastie Boys you're just an old curmudgeonly fart biter. INTER GALACTIC PLANETARY. My twelve year old son always throws it on when we are driving around, shit is timeless.
Joe is such a "my way or the highway" type when it comes to music and it comes off as extremely gay
pretty sure its planetary
@@stoneasterisk382 indeed it is. I knew all that weed and loud music did me no favors in my youth. 🤟
@@kristhomas7481 fun fact it in the chorus when they repeat "another dimension" it sounds like "I have an erection"
"Idris Elba, he was in The Wire, but was he in anything good?" "He's just a hunk, he doesn't get any meaty roles."
He was a lead in the best TV show of all time, fellas. It's that John Hamm effect. Once you're the star of an all-timer of a show, you don't have to prove yourself anymore.
If you went to a beastie boys concert you would see that they are not only rappers but they are also musicians. You gays dont know? How you not know
BALLZ!
I agree with Joe you don't bring a kid to a vicious movie like that. not even a kid a baby and infant.
"I tux with that"
AWEEMAWAAY 😂🤣🦁🦁🦁
JOE. Fucking please listen to Ill Communication ...the whole album.
Long pants ? what the occasion ?