Mark is pure comedy and entertainment without reservation or agenda. Watching him up against Joe who frets about everything, and Sam Morrill who can barely let Mark tell a joke without checking him stopping the riff really shows how unique and special that is. All three of those guys are great joke writers but Mark will literally die for it and not think twice.
Didn’t have to listen to this ep because I was getting a root canal in the office sharing a wall with this studio and heard the whole thing Bought some Sheath while my crown was hardening
1:08:03 "I'm telling Sarah: 'Get down here! There's a better looking woman that's gonna help us!'" 🤣🤣 Joe that was hilarious, especially with how fired up you were
Really? 🤔 He's uneducated on everything and riddled with herpes. Joe IS germs. Isn't it far more surprising that, as white as they are, these dummies think that Finns are Russians? 😅
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by an upsetting event happening in their lives that takes them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. Why are so many people across the world suddenly having their appendix removed? The appendix is associated with “being in fear for one’s life”. The HEALING phase is the rupture/inflammation.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
Exactly. He doesn't have outbreaks because he is now in a stable relationship with no emotional stress about getting laid. If you can't "catch" cancer, you can't catch anything else.
There's a bit more than "a few" Finnish hockey players, Joe. Numminen, Lehtanen, Lehkonen, Heiskanen, Pitkanen, Rautikallio, Ruotsalainen, Ristolainen, Saros, Salo, Jaro...okay I'm about to pass out. 😆
Ok. I get it that the fiance doesn't want you guys shooting pods where you live ..ha .. however this new studio seems more like you 2 interviewing each other. YOU NEED THE COUCH OR ANOTHER COUCH. Get rid of the office lounge chairs.
😂 another great Tuesdays! Happy New Year 🎉! However 2022 feels like that boyfriend we’re about to take back for the third time b/c he swears he’s changed.
This is perfect. The fact that "Management" could show up at any moment and toss the whole kit and kaboddle out into the street. It's DANGEROUS Jerry!!
I hope y'all see this The cigarette zizzle is only misused it's not a total myth When lighting A ROLLED (not pre-roll filtered) it's does sizzle on the first hit with a looser roll especially with excess paper on the end , like the common joint twist
@Tuesdays With Stories Enjoyed the pod and good to have you guys back👍🏻 We'll have to see if you guys last at the new studio with your new neighbors. FYI, the mic that Joe was using SUCKS! Sounds muffled and static-y, especially when he's up close on it. Besides than, Happy New Year and Keep On Queefin'.
Still the best pod in the bizz. Pay no attention to the space haters. You'll get a couple plants a Cindy Crawford poster and a nice rug to bring it all together.
Thumbnail looks so good compared to the same lazy ass thing you repeated for years. Neon is an eye sore. Get a mosaic sign that lights up like hey babe
Mark is a masterclass in "yes, and". The best "hype man" in the comedy biz
yep. Almost as good as Bryan Callenz
@@matguerra333 No, Callen is a "yes man". big difference.
Mark is pure comedy and entertainment without reservation or agenda. Watching him up against Joe who frets about everything, and Sam Morrill who can barely let Mark tell a joke without checking him stopping the riff really shows how unique and special that is. All three of those guys are great joke writers but Mark will literally die for it and not think twice.
Got that right!
Didn’t have to listen to this ep because I was getting a root canal in the office sharing a wall with this studio and heard the whole thing
Bought some Sheath while my crown was hardening
Seems like BlueChew may have helped with that crown, amIright!? Hello? Is this thing on?
What a brilliant idea to set up a studio in an office building with paper thin walls. You queefin kooks...
Japanese rice paper walls.
That Studio is full of life
There really is less to look at than on '''between two ferns''. But it's their first day I'm sure they'll change things up.
As cozy and warm as their internal monologue a family relations.
Without Greg, it's pointless to go on.
@@questioneverything7582 Greg really brought the room together
@@rem299 The problem is the set of between two ferns is part of the joke. This is just tragic.
This studio is as appealing as a coffin
11:55 Cartoon Queef
Secret Podcast - ( ua-cam.com/video/1ZnXhaAftBo/v-deo.html )
Definitely a room that only locks from the outside.
Bit unfair to coffins really
I'd love to see a Halloween ep where Mark and Joe do it together from a coffin.
Oh please go back to the couch!! Why are you doing this why the cat come on the cat it’s part of the show come on!! So love you guys but stop it
The black tape on the wall is so Manhattan chic :)
Mark’s Donald Duck sneeze at 11.56 😆
Sure hope they allow cats at this place.
The pod has no meaning without Greg.
Joe’s mic is terribly muffled
Jesus. I think it's some weird filter. Odd
Possibly his extremely small mouth
Bring back the apartment, the couch and the cat!
Please bring the cat along next time
Hard pass.
Your homes are better for your podcasts and when you’re on the road your hotels.
what
1:08:03 "I'm telling Sarah: 'Get down here! There's a better looking woman that's gonna help us!'" 🤣🤣 Joe that was hilarious, especially with how fired up you were
Spruce up the place, fix Joe’s muffled mic, get a cat, and you’re in business.
The most surprising thing about this episode is that Joe is not a germaphobe
Really? 🤔 He's uneducated on everything and riddled with herpes. Joe IS germs.
Isn't it far more surprising that, as white as they are, these dummies think that Finns are Russians? 😅
They r pretty dumb sometimes, but geniuses other times. It's endeering
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by an upsetting event happening in their lives that takes them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. Why are so many people across the world suddenly having their appendix removed? The appendix is associated with “being in fear for one’s life”. The HEALING phase is the rupture/inflammation.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
Exactly. He doesn't have outbreaks because he is now in a stable relationship with no emotional stress about getting laid. If you can't "catch" cancer, you can't catch anything else.
There's a bit more than "a few" Finnish hockey players, Joe. Numminen, Lehtanen, Lehkonen, Heiskanen, Pitkanen, Rautikallio, Ruotsalainen, Ristolainen, Saros, Salo, Jaro...okay I'm about to pass out. 😆
Joe’s mic level sounds a bit off. Like the gain is high?
He puts that tiny mouth too close to it. I think they usually back off the gain to compensate but no compensation here, all muffled and hot.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
I came to comment this. Thanks Oscar!
Too cool for headphones!
@@Red_Twizzler very good point. That would really improve the show.
mark's "frugal" side trying to auction that Joe List sign.. 😂
Greg better be allowed to be in the studio
Fvck Greg! Where's Luka Magnotta when you need him?
Ok. I get it that the fiance doesn't want you guys shooting pods where you live ..ha .. however this new studio seems more like you 2 interviewing each other. YOU NEED THE COUCH OR ANOTHER COUCH. Get rid of the office lounge chairs.
Mark, give me 3 coughs in a row if you guys are really being held at gunpoint in Afghanistan in an underground bunker.
We need Greg you queefs!
Plz no
17th floor corporate sounds terrifying. They’re men with jobs, Jerry
11:57 That sounded like Alvin from the chipmunks jizzing!
the sound quality is terrible, room sounds too hollow, walls are plain, studio is just awful... would love to see you guys get the studio you deserve
This is what they deserve
Joe needs to move the mic away a smidge
With a cat
I prefer the shot that includes you both instead of moving back and forth.
Hey Joe and Mark... do whatever you want. Thanks for the show.
I wasnt scared of the show going G RATED until Joe cut Mark off mid sentence and said "NEIGHBOR, NEIGHBOR."
I got a shill up my spine.
@@audiogus2651 Dont forget to sign up for the Patreon! Haha
Ahhh i love the kind words for Colin. Dude's a legend and one of the best, most quick-witted off the cuff comics ever.
This podcast will not be as good if we are worried about the "neighbors".
100%. go back to the couch at marks
@@sleggarlaw4740 Exactly. That’s where the cat is.
Listening to old eps!! This is the beginning they called it!! Love the door slams
You guys should use the same We Might be Drunk Studio OR KICK Raanan out of his Apt. & FEED him lunch.
OKAY OKAY...FEED Raanan dinner too...jeez,Raanan what a cry-babay!
Marks wall matching pants is a nice touch.
Excellent hoodie Joe.
I always think of “Dead Presidents” with the cigarette sizzle. I get what Joe is saying but, it’s definitely cool! Haha
"What, did she know about the silent re?" 😂🤣💀 Wow, what an ep. Thanks for the comedy!
I would pay at least $20 for Joe’s mixtape 🔥
NO NORMAND CAT = NO EPISODE!
joe is really owning that new balance hoodie lmao
Not just Tuesdays either...have seen it on multiple other pods too. Literally all December long.
that german pharmacist saying 'now go out there and live' is just a beautiful thing. could be good tuesgay t shirt mech
These guys are so quick. Two of the smartest comics going today.
List knows as much about Finland as he does about...well about anything. Confidence is king!
Please for the love of queefs, hide that cord on the sign! It’s infuriating.
Thank you.
I have a feeling they’re not gonna be here very long
Ordinarily I wouldn't like it but this spot is so damn clinical and pristine they can use a little clutter n character.
Maybe the cord will be like the new cat.
can punch it behind that "wall" easy if they are there for long and it'll save the electical tape.
Having Shelby back in the mix is great. Jizzum
Just joined the Patreon!
He's a good driver. Lol
Mark is just too quick.
lol Joe's "Shelves" correction fail. love it. 😂
😂 another great Tuesdays! Happy New Year 🎉! However 2022 feels like that boyfriend we’re about to take back for the third time b/c he swears he’s changed.
Mark is perfectly coordinated with the whole place 🙂
Cool with the studio and everything. Love the neon sign.. just bring the damn cat please :)
Hide the wires you queefs!
you guys definitely do the best ads out of any podcast. important to queef through them each episode
The Ultimate Worrier should release a rap album.
This is perfect. The fact that "Management" could show up at any moment and toss the whole kit and kaboddle out into the street. It's DANGEROUS Jerry!!
Thanks for the tip on Tommy Johnagin. He's really great.
31:16 That Ismo bit is fantastic ya queefs! Super funny bit about all the different uses of the word ass
I like how they hold their phones up for the adds. Shows me when I need to stop skipping forward.
Obsessed with this pod! 💯
I worked for Dave Dinger Ford just outta high school hahahaha
I love this failed attempt. Hilarious
A Schaub level waste of money. Apartment is fine. Cancel the lease.
I hate it and there's no Greg
11:51 Joe Rockin with the Omni Weinersnitzel Variant 🤧
I hope y'all see this
The cigarette zizzle is only misused it's not a total myth
When lighting A ROLLED (not pre-roll filtered)
it's does sizzle on the first hit with a looser roll especially with excess paper on the end , like the common joint twist
I’m literally in love with you both lol so many belly laughs in this ep
I liked the vibe of Mark’s living room with the cat and all. Kinda sad to see it go.
@Tuesdays With Stories Enjoyed the pod and good to have you guys back👍🏻 We'll have to see if you guys last at the new studio with your new neighbors. FYI, the mic that Joe was using SUCKS! Sounds muffled and static-y, especially when he's up close on it. Besides than, Happy New Year and Keep On Queefin'.
They are describing Lil'Dicky 😂
💯
Still the best pod in the bizz. Pay no attention to the space haters. You'll get a couple plants a Cindy Crawford poster and a nice rug to bring it all together.
Waited since Dec 28th to enjoy this on the UA-cam instead of the podcast app #WorthIT #VeryGay #Tuesdays #Tuesgays #JoeHasHerpes #SoDoesMyMother
Best line of the show by far House of coochie
my 2 favvorite comics pure gold
Great pod as always. Russia is 75% Europe and 25% Asia FYI.
lol other way round mate
Joe's story abroad was hilarious
Bring in a couch, Jerry!
Back to Mark's apt!
Love the pod, 2 great comics telling hilarious stories.
"Sizzle" in film when character smokes was something David Lynch used in "Wild At Heart"; he may have been the first.
It's it just me, it dues Marc sneeze like Donald duck? 😂
Wait, did I already hear this one? (no matter, totally worth a 2nd and 3rd listen!)
What's the new HOG??? 8 YOUR KILLING IT
Ohhh the cliffhangers Jerry! The cliffhangers!
This pod is so great 😭
If you take a big enough drag off a cigarette or blunt it will crackle or sizzle.
Lookin forward to Joe's special!
Very Creative, Fun, Smart !!!
I can't wait to see your special Joe; congratulations.
Love the pasta lady
Just a quick note to Joe from Finland. We have more blondes than Sweden and Norway, and our culture is definitely closer to Scandinavia than Russia.
Mark: "What's Europe?" lol
Joe needs to travel to Finland to teach them how to speak QUEEFLANDER.
joe's hairline is fading faster than mark's career 😬😬😬
8.5 sets in one night is impressive!
Congrats on Netflix too
I’m Charlotte right now. This just happened to me at chipotle yesterday. Not much has changed about this town
let's go boys! great pod, love you guys
"Black people do to lingo what we do to neighbourhoods..."
Fucking hilarious!
One of the better eps 👌
Thumbnail looks so good compared to the same lazy ass thing you repeated for years. Neon is an eye sore. Get a mosaic sign that lights up like hey babe
Kippy has covid, and T-Bones got bedbugs!
This is the kind of crossover/ infestation chat I'm here for.
Keep your lady working
11:56: Mark Duck Sneeze 🤧
Perfection.