The Ultimate Kiryu Kazuma ASMR
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- I had an idea that I absolutely could not let go of, especially considering the great age we live in..
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This is what Majima listens to when he goes to bed
Yr damn right about that lol
I would've assumed he listened to the grunts Kiryu makes when he's in a fight.
Moostached Saiyan Prince yes... the grunts are from when they’re “fighting”
Ha Very funny 😄👍
CraizyShy KIRYU CHAN
Ngl when he called me his kyoudai my heart actually skipped a beat
I don't know why, but the first thought that came to mind was “Kiryu is gonna tell me a pepperoni secret.“
Kiryu looks like the kind of man who tells spicy pepperoni secrets.
Honestly? You could have left this without subs and I'd still listen. Kiryu's voice is just that soothing... when he's not having to bust skulls.
Thanks, devilleon!
*ESSENCE OF SOOTHING VOICE*
"You should get some sleep."
"Here's A STAMINAN SPARK to help you rest"
So this was the new video you were talking about... To be honest, I'm not into ASMR, but I'll listen to anything with Kiryu's voice, it's just so soothing! Plus, it was hilarious, I could hear his stories (aka reading the totally accurate subtitles) for hours 😂
I hope you a Majima version, I mean come on, there has to be one, riiight?
Kiryu: Ningen
Sub: SAMPLE TEXT
Me: a missed opportunity for sure
Listening to this during Covid-19 hits different.. it’s also 2, probably 3 am in the morning, so this also feels strange, yet fitting. Great video, now give me heart-
The best 20 minutes of this day. Thank you for take the time to doing this Leon!
RyougiKyo Leon HEEEEEEEELP
I was having a really bad time with my anxiety today.
Listening to this has helped me calm down a lot,
Yo he’s two Adam apples
Sorveel Now that's the essence of manliness
Kuroda did voice in a "sleep inducing CD" in the past! It's part of a series that features many popular voice actors. The characters they played are in general flirty or having a crush to the listener.
www.honeybee-cd.com/hituji_tokubetu.html
i just imagine this kind of monologue goes through his head constantly 24/7 so he has to supress this shit and that's why hes always angry and slightly sad
"still good my overgrown sideburns" kiryu roasting himself is the best
The first sentence sounds like Kiryu, or Kuroda-san sitting near my bed.
I've never felt so glad to be alive, until I saw this. Kiryu is truly the ultimate ASMR artist.
this is probably complete gibberish to a native japanese speaker.
I listen to this every night before I go to sleep maybe I do need help
It's been 3 years, you better?
Kiryu has a great voice, I cannot believe I’ve watched the whole video...Great video Leon!
The ultimate male fantasy.
This feels so intimate, dear lord Im feeling things
I gain power from this
"It's pretty late"
Me: Well yeah..it's 4 am👁👄👁
This is amazing. But there is a real sleep relaxation tape of Kiryu's VA counting sheep with Ootsuka Akio. It's called Hitsuji de Oyasumi and it will make you...feel things.
Dam this is relaxing
OMG if you love the games and know what ASMR is this stuff will have you rolling on the floor! I theroughly enjoyed it, brilliant work! This is extra funny cause sometimes i UA-cam kiryu cutscenes for background noise during chores. If kiryu did an ASMR video I' m glad this is it. Do again pls, lol.
Man, Kiryu's voice is so relaxing that I almost dozed off while listening XDD
It was nice to listen to.
I'm surprised I listened to the whole thing too, usually I get tired of these ASMR things and just leave after a bit.
Is this Kiryu's "new kind of yakuza?"
Ifs kinda fire tbb
Maybe you will call me crazy but, thanks for this, I laught, I loved it (and laught thinking about what part I understand in japanese haha) either way, thank you again for making this. Good message, really good
Majima really streaming for this-
The Name "Kiryu" breaking it down to "ki" and "ryu" ,well, in Japanese, "ki" means" Energy " and "ryu" means "Dragon" ... so his name," kiryu" would mean "Energy of a dragon" ...
I dont simp for kiryu at all but his voice is so calming for some reason
Dude's like the best dad you could ask for. If you ever need help, he can fucking manage that shit
眠れる！！！…
いや、眠れない！！！
ドキドキしすぎる
When you try to enjoy the text but you understand japanese :(
This is the real men’s ASMR.
This is amazing
Ohh this is the vid you were talking about i bet that took you like long time to find all voice ap lol gud vid [
Yep, this is the one :)
I.. Well.... This is pretty good!
Art
I'm a damn champ can I have my heart :)
Also devilleon7 I don't know what you're doing either but I want a Majima version lol
Lol this is awesome more asmr from majima san and it's not a proper asmr without haruka chan please thanks devilleon7
He sounds like Hirotaka Suzuoki.
Now...this is my dream come true. There are not many ASMR's I can listen to and I've thought about one spoken by Kiryu. Who would have known, I'm not the only one, having this crazy idea?
I'm not sure though...shall I be thankful, or should I sue you for stealing my idea? Ah, right...since I can't do these things on my own, it's clear. So thank you for this amazing video...uhm...voice-record.
I still try to figure out, how you did that...and I'm just cursing myself for not understanding Japanese...again...one day, I will.
i was doing fine but then i completely LOST IT at 3:38 😂😂😂
And...liked.
blessed video
I think I speak for all of us when I say this...
We NEED majima asmr as soon as humanly possible
Just random spikes in his pitch as he's talking. Just to be sure we're always on edge
majima crazy laughing for 1 hour
Probably just a black screen with subs, becuz Makoto is blind
I’d watch both his manic overly excited voice and then his low serious badass voice. That would really give me goosebumps.
THAT WOULD BE *RAD !*
Real yakuza play with a controller, but real men do asmr.
Real yakuza fight irl
Also how tf u got no comments but nearly 1k likes
@@DiamondGuyALT Three years after I said that, Ishin is releasing on pc. La vida da muchas vueltas.
ASMR to help you sleep - Kiryu punches you until you're half-dead
Yaaayy!
You are already dead...
Only if you cross him of course
Kiryu wouldn't do that. Kiryu has never killed anyone.
@@dirtyharry0191
Half dead doesn't mean full dead
My girlfriend is big into sensory stuff...she'll probably melt to this and leave me for Kiryu though.
Not that bad of a deal tbh
I bet you'd leave her for Kiryu first
@@БогданКрименюк you aren't entirely wrong
Ya do It too.
It’s fine. Kiryu would just turn her down because he doesn’t know what sex is.
Serious lack of NANI here
Bro, kiryu's coming, and he says he is going to take you down to stop majima everywhere, once and for all
Can I join Majima Construction?
@@crypticmetaphor2723 Get your ass over here and get some work done
"I was gonna bring you some Pepsi."
-Kiryu Kazuma, 49 seconds after a Pepsi ad.
Oh lord
I found a copy of this on a vhs tape hidden in majimas closet
Real talk, Kiryu's voice is pretty relaxing.
OMG RAISE! Ik this is so late, but plz do a Kiryu ASMR! I know you're doing Jotaro ones and I absolutely love em, but plz do this one too!
I have beaten every boss but I haven't faced ASMR Style Kiryu
I love how the subtitles start off serious then goes off on a tangent
This is both blessed and cursed. I partially think "Fuck, yes." and "Oh God, no."
same
ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʳᵃᵈ
Subtitles: "I was just watching over you"
Kiryu: "Doesn't matter whether I live or die."
ah nice soothing asmr
Ignorance is bliss and this video is proof of that.
A+ voice actor, he's so perfect for the character
Didn't intend to, but I just watched this entire video. Where is my heart thingy?
I feel the dragon directly in my ears
Ah this reminds me that Takaya Kuroda did once voice a yakuza themed yaoi.
I'm sickened but curious...
Link pls. 🙏
@@r.j.j.o en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finder_Series
Specifically the character Asami.
That's basically how that one Kiwami 2 substory went, huh?
@@lackusshock Oh lord.
It's much worse than I imagined.
@@lackusshock Never in my life did ever expect to see a conversation about Viewfinder in 2019, and much.less in a Yakuza video.
doesn't work as well when you actually understand the dialogue www
Reminds me of the Hitler reaction meme from back in the day. The guy who directed the film the meme came from loved it, but ofc he had to mute it because he speaks German.
Can’t really do that with ASMR tho.
@@rubyy.7374 Yep, I speak German and it is kind of awkward to hear something but at the same time seeing another thing.
Doctor: "You have 21 minutes and 10 seconds to live
Me: *clicks on this*
Okay this is Sekshii af
I felt the heat and i am moist.
Now make the ultimate Majima Goro ASMR.
10:09
English translation: whole fucking paragraph
Japanese: "AH"
Yep, this is Yakuza alright
Ah yes. My favourite part of the Yakuza series where Kiryu had 300 confirmed kills, trained in gorilla warfare and fought against Al Qaeda
Edit: Where's my heart?
Jesus Christ, kiryu, you're so calm and chill, then you scream in my ear 3:34 in the vid!
But I still love you, kyoudai.
No homo tho
Also, I finish this beautiful masterpiece
I trained ChatGPT to talk like Kiryu and think like him. Put this on in the background while I imagine I'm in some Japanese bar, telling Kiryu my problems while having a drink. It sounds ridiculous, but it's been therapeutic.
It's like chatting with someone online without having to worry about the time they get online
10:08 wasn't ready
I always find Japanese that doesn’t line with subtitles really disorienting
Before I start, I'm going to bet a thousand that devilleon put some of kuroda's yaoi cd lines in here.
Guess you owe me a thousand dollars now :D
12:14 Dude, I was literally holding an Iced Cola in my hand.
*ThAt’S raD*
*I N S T A N T N U T*
This man isn't the guy to lecture me about eating habits, espaicially since he eats 10 ice cream bars in a row to get a sliver of health, making me go to happy burger and order thier entire menu.
Watched the entirety of this. I must say, my walls look better now that they're all white.
2:17 I wasn't expecting such intense life advice
This killed and revived my fangirl soul like 20 times over and over again
This is like taking a walk to the park, sitting in one of the benches, drinking and/or eating something & Kiryu appears, he approach & sitting next to me, starting this dialogue.
My friends: Ricardo Milos is a Real Man
Me: Hold my shirt
I waited for my parents to leave just to listen this on fucking speakers on full volume.
Best experience while laying in the bed.
Hell yeah.
I hate how I can tell what some of these lines actually mean, despite wanting to read the meme subs.
Like, how can I take Kiryu's promise of bringing me a Staminan Spark when he just let me know this was his first time, and then asked me to be gentle with him?
And no, despite what Devileon has said about using lines from BLCDs, that is an actual line in one of the games. Where it comes from I will not tell, but I'm pretty sure most people know exactly where it's from.
Did you actually hire Takaya Kuroda to record and bless us with his holy voice?
I will leave that up to your fertile imagination
Hate to break the illusion but the subs may not be 100% accurate
All the voice lines used were from the game. The subs are not real. It's a joke.
@@PrinceDolos Thought so. Recognized some of the words.
kiryu called me a champ, but the real ones here are him and leon
Either he hired kiryu s va to do this vid or he used dialog from PREVIOUS games ouo either way nice
You make my Kiryu tastes great tonight. Thank you, drink.
Kiryu voice just soo Testosterone that I could feel the tremble in my eardrums down to my heart..
Is Kiryu in your basement now?
I thought I'd hate this.
I was quite exquisitely mistaken.
Alright this will be my background noise for studying
I'm random Japanese guy who watched English videos to learn English, but I apparently came to the wrong place. This was gold experience
Is your learning of the English language going well, random Japanese guy ?
I don't know why but I sleep to this every night I have no clue what he's saying to me but I trust him please make a majima one
Need a sequel where we find out Kiryu's favorite anime. Thanks for the video though!
This has been helping me sleep for 4 years now. Love my awkward little man chatting bubbles in my ear.
Oh Gosh....we need a Majima Asmr as well 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰