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I think he is joking because he knows that everyone wants him to play minecraft but he wont do it, and him making the chat pissed is entertaining to him
tbh im pretty sure he orchestrates a lot of chats "demands" like he can say hes seeing something and then people will just start saying it even if they were before or not that way he builds this charcter and relationship with the chat while also being able to direct where the narrative of the content goes
Jerma is like a substitute teacher to an unruly class of middle school students. Play Minecraft! Chug booze! Is it Minecraft time?! Climb out the window!
2:00 Mr. Coombs has got to be a long lost relative to Jerma somehow. He's got the dumb jokes, facial expressions, comedic timing, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY he's got the Jerma strut.
Just in case you were wondering: Barefoot Bubbly Pinot Grigio is 13% alcohol. That's 7.7 standard drinks per bottle if you measure your booze that way.
How does Jerma keep his energy for nearly every stream he does? I would be exhausted after 20 minutes of talking and would been running out of ideas. Amazing guy!
Man as an alcoholic, I felt that snap to reality when he realized nobody wanted to watch him the game he wanted to play and instead wanted him to do something "better".
Adding comment about that time Jerma tried to argue not drinking Dave's Barefeet wine and then found out Barefoot wine was made by a guy named Davis. Then twitch points out this video of him drinking Barefoot wine
and remember jerma that viewer democracy is good in some ways, just don’t let it draw you away by votes from games you feel will create the best content, we will just pick dumb memes and as they say in movies, the director knows best.
“When I was a teenager I got arrested for throwing an egg at the ground-“ best part
It was actually an homicide
compact teenager throws egg at the ground
@@badchannelignore1181 Abortion =/= homicide
@@driboleet Don't get your psycho jokes here. Not funny -_-
The fuck are these replies?
Compact streamer throws egg at ground, escapes jail time by asking the jury if they know who his dad is
Ok
@@ancientomega Ok
He looked genuinly sad when noone voted for L.A. Noir. Like he disappointed the entire audience :(
Reeszon i knooooow! its so endearing :(
Just like when he found out nobody liked the Lab-O streams
I think he is joking because he knows that everyone wants him to play minecraft but he wont do it, and him making the chat pissed is entertaining to him
@@Gunmils
I would too if my fanbase was full of super vocal cunts tbh lmao
Jerma is Sad Part 5
"I don't chug drinks"
Flash back to when Jerma almost puked when he downed half a can of dr. pepper in 3 seconds.
Link please
please Link
Link please
Link to Dr pepper chug ua-cam.com/video/JaaoDZMRAMU/v-deo.html
holy shit. thanks
Chat: “❤️”
Jerma: “Thanks guys!” *proceeds to run over pedestrian with truck*
1:23 "Hey, if he had been black or Hispanic, you'd be sing -- le handedly won the war." Holy shit what an edit
the best part about drunk jerma is that you can never tell how much of it is the alcohol and how much is just him pretending to be drunker than he is.
jerma was absolutely destroyed on non-alcoholic sparkling grapefruit juice this stream
I feel like Jerma caves into chat's demands too easily.
I agree
tbh im pretty sure he orchestrates a lot of chats "demands" like he can say hes seeing something and then people will just start saying it even if they were before or not
that way he builds this charcter and relationship with the chat while also being able to direct where the narrative of the content goes
You see in the vegas arc, this so-called "chat" has birthed a new adversary for their own good. Which is *O N E G U Y*
Except for tf2 demands
@@iambrett333
You haven't watched a Jerma stream before then. His chat is full of assholes. Regardless of his input.
The fact that jerma called a bug an alien is so in character it’s painful
I feel bad for him. There towards the end he sounded genuinely hurt that only a few people actually wanted to see him play l a noire
greatest actor of all time
It was a joke
When his girlfriend or whoever that was came down the stairs and he went quiet is like when you’re talking to your friends and a parent comes in
local environmentalist chugs 3 champagne bottles and screams about minecraft
In other news, a regular Jerma stream.
I love how all of these kinds of comments read like campy newspaper front page headlines
Streamer falls out window from 100 story building attempting to get his cork
@Comrade Dyngus *Compact you damn bigot
Just -sniff- roll - you'll be fine ua-cam.com/video/sJaPQvC5P2c/v-deo.html
Take 10d8 bludgeoning damage
Jerma is like a substitute teacher to an unruly class of middle school students. Play Minecraft! Chug booze! Is it Minecraft time?! Climb out the window!
If only you knew
Jerma is like a streamer who has a very shitty fanbase
Then they start crying and telling him that he's scaring them. Literally middle school children.
@@bargbikernes31 No he IS a streamer with a very shitty fanbase.
some of my teachers were definitely drinking
Local streamer forced by his own chat to play minecraft
You made the same joke on Jorgel's Shenmue 2 stream
hey man i don't like your profile picture
@@whywyatt376 no u
Is your pfp winnie the pooh porn?
@@spritejunkee yes
24:20 Dave’s barefoot wine
He set this bit up for 4+ years
“Your as thicc as a whale sandwich aren’t you John?”
God damn it. Don't do that.
streamer gets black out drunk inside a storage unit
why is the "thats a joke son" guy literally jerma
*So excited for Jermacwaft*
6:00 I love how he fakes chugging the champagne
2:00 Mr. Coombs has got to be a long lost relative to Jerma somehow. He's got the dumb jokes, facial expressions, comedic timing, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY he's got the Jerma strut.
He literally walked like jerma omg
Streamer drinks and drives on stream.
Jerma actually lives on the third floor.
This proves he's 41'6", as I suspected.
Wait what? So was he actually huge the whole time? Unless he is goblin sized for a person that is very tall
25:47 watch out Jerma, there's a pin on the floor. Better pick that up before someone steps on it.
this made me laugh so hard
Streamer gets mad from his own chat
That comment is as original as my pfp
so basically every jerma stream in existence
Jerma is Mad pt. chat
jerma invented twitch
Oh yeah yeah he did
jerma invented life
It saddens me that JC will go down in history as a meme from a Fortnite UA-cam shitter
@@rodbot More like a LEGEND
@@rodbot You're a complete jackass
We need to remind Jerma to bring out his joke bell again the next time he streams
6:10 when he ‘chugs’ he looks like a hamster trying to drink lol.
He doesn’t drink anything
the size of one too
Local sweaty dwarf gets drunk on non alcoholic wine, forced to pee in bottle and revive video series
his window is on the ground floor, it only took him so long to hit the ground because hes so tiny
Just in case you were wondering: Barefoot Bubbly Pinot Grigio is 13% alcohol. That's 7.7 standard drinks per bottle if you measure your booze that way.
Also Barefoot is gross
No I measure my wine by bottle
Keith Ward I measure my wine by the mug
No fucking way I get sick after FIVE STANDARDS
i’m always gone after about 9.3 standard drinks
Streamer enters window and sees alien, proceeds to vacuum shirt
Foot drinker
i just got an ad with the same music from that damn gta mobile game jerma played and i want to die
Dun nununununu nah nononono dendennenene
@@FelipeJaquez best guitar riff. written like its going nowhere and everywhere at the same time.
The bell lets me know when to laugh :)
Bowsette breaks into drunk streamer's home and steals champagne
"haunted bowsette bean plushie that drinks all of your champagne and calls you compact"
We’re almost there boys, we are almost to the Vegas chapter
This shit better be god-tier after all the hype I've seen about it.
Adam Raaif Nasheed it is.
@@MostlyLost So much for the spoiler edit lol; the full text appeared as a notification the first time :v
How does Jerma keep his energy for nearly every stream he does? I would be exhausted after 20 minutes of talking and would been running out of ideas. Amazing guy!
2:18 Jerma in his late 60's
Jerma hurts himself hitting the bell
Stefan: "You're as thick as a whale sandwich aren't ya son"
The talking over the cutscene joke was genuinely genius
18:25
Local bostonian streamer gets invaded by worlds smallest alien.
jerma is afraid of tape, ovens, and champagne bottles
Don't forget the bees.
And balloons
And bowsette
Don’t forget cloning (via litter) and 7G.
And the acoustic guitar
There's no telling what I would do to be that champagne bottle.
Streamer forces self to use worst joke of them all
Streamer gets drunk on sparkling grapefruit juice
I really wish when Jerma said
"It is true we are streaming until the internet turns off"
then the stream immediately cuts out
Thank you for these highlights, i don't have time for a whole stream, but i still get to enjoy your charismatic personality!
Man as an alcoholic, I felt that snap to reality when he realized nobody wanted to watch him the game he wanted to play and instead wanted him to do something "better".
😂
2:18 he's laughing at the way that guy walks when he himself walks like that all the damn time too
13:21 local streamer throws up and shits blood on stream while laughing
18:20 this is probably the best part in the entire video
Jerma is handsome pt 2
every video is jerma is handsome pt i+1
only if we had jerma is gay part 1 :(
Vrisket don't force that on other people
LIFE IS GAY, IM BI
@@GreenFlame44 sorry jerma gay now. WIG!
an honest, sarcastic streamer /youtuber that hasnt died like the rest of em , truly deserves more views
14:34 "Jermacraft Killer 'would kill innocent man again if he had the chance.'"
I love how his mic has the exact same imperfections as the ones used in the game so sometimes he sounds like a character in the game
Local streamer forced by chat to pee in a champagne bottle
“Do you know who my father is?!”
Oh shit! I'm sorry!
When Kim came down and confiscated the champagne 💀 that was funny asf,, she cut him OFF. She said, okay that’s enough for one night.
Minecraft streamer drowns in champagne after being asked simple question
basement arc makes me feel comfortable, it's something about the mic
Drunken dwarf detective denounced for dereliction of duty; defenestrates self duly.
deadboy522 this one is good.
This video/stream is a gift that keeps on giving. Things just keep happening one after another
Short celebrity streamer hides 100+ items of Bowsette porn, girlfriend almost finds out
25:00 joke or not, this hurts
Jerma was so short it took him several seconds to fall like, ten feet.
incredibly find from chat lol
Adding comment about that time Jerma tried to argue not drinking Dave's Barefeet wine and then found out Barefoot wine was made by a guy named Davis. Then twitch points out this video of him drinking Barefoot wine
the jerma extended universe is real
21:59 the screams of a foolish streamer
Jerma decends into madness pt 4129
Carl you can't decent to madness if you're all ready there
"ALRIGHT DON'T SHOOT!"
*shoots anyway*
Absolutely destoryed on champenn sory guys
Imagine the plot twist if it actually was welch's sparkling water for real
What makes this even better is that his mic is the same quality as the jermacraft videos
Jeremy Elbertson should have one stream where all he plays is modded Minceraft to sate the viewers' thirst.
Local streamer becomes raging alcoholic who purposely destroy the environment
16:52 Jerma has a big swigg
You should read the Jerma manga, it's like 6 and a half arcs ahead of the anime
Jerma turns alcoholic the stream
16:42 a little bit of me was hoping that he would break his neighbor's window
@K19 yes, a piece of cork being launched with alot of pressure
I lost it when he screamed into the mic
11:55 Grandpa985
and remember jerma that viewer democracy is good in some ways, just don’t let it draw you away by votes from games you feel will create the best content, we will just pick dumb memes and as they say in movies, the director knows best.
I love you jerma you make my day everytime I watch you.
Great upload Vinny!
I need to green screen the jerma walk over 2:19
@Dylan Scott no, some fortnite youtuber is telling them to.
@@1324Potato Oh yeah yeah what a shame
This is one of the best videos he’s made omg
3:31 almost pissed myself hearing that for the first time
Whenever jerma gets out his window, i get genuinely terrified
Whenever jerma puts out a video, I get genuinely terrified.
Holy shit
Should be renamed "the dangers of drunk driving"
Local man drives internet service provider into bankruptcy after downloading Minecraft.
i havent watched a jerma video in so long and i have no idea why, i always enjoy them wtf
i want jermacraft episode one to be played at my funeral, a true timeless masterpiece.
minecwaft 3:30
sometimes I wonder if Jerma actually streams or he just records himself talking to the voices in his head
Mic is broken? _nom_ *_AAAAAAAAA_*
6:21 THAT WAS MY BEST HAT!
La baby gets the craft