$20 Console From CVS - Jerma Plays The Gamer V Portable (Long Edit)

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  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Рік тому +991

    These “right before moving” streams were so beautifully scuffed. Really a testament to how most Jerma fans will watch him do literally whatever he wants because it’s *always* entertaining

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Рік тому +93

      10:18 this moment really sums it up. Hunched over a taped up mic and camera aimed at a $10 handheld CVS game like he’s making a let’s play in 2007. What a god gamer

    • @AdminAbuse
      @AdminAbuse Рік тому +16

      I just wish he was real

    • @ecciq
      @ecciq Рік тому +27

      Idk, alot of newer jerma fans do nothing but complain in chat when he’s not playing a current top 10 streamed game.

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Рік тому +31

      @@ecciq that’s super lame. I want to watch Jerma do what Jerma wants to do, full stop. If Jerma decides to do a stream learning to crochet or something random I’d still be glued to the stream, literally just wanna see Jerma do stuff he enjoys lol

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Рік тому +3

      @@AdminAbuse we’re all safer that he isn’t, but it would be neat if they’re ever able to free him from the cyber realm

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 11 місяців тому +165

    The intro is so uncomfortable the way that me and jerma are staring at each other like he came over with his backpack and we tried out the vegetti now we have nothing else to do

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 10 місяців тому +19

      I have no vegetti and I must spiralise

    • @capiest
      @capiest 24 дні тому

      @@JacobKinsley what does spiralise mean.. i tried to google it but all the answers were in jerman

    • @missbelled6700
      @missbelled6700 18 днів тому +2

      @@capiest it is the process of turning veg into vegetti

  • @Goresaka
    @Goresaka Рік тому +536

    this is such an odd jerma stream like it's almost like some kind of secret pilot episode or something

    • @BorfieKai
      @BorfieKai 10 місяців тому +17

      It's funny too because timeline wise this takes place way after he started streaming

    • @koboldengineering7687
      @koboldengineering7687 14 днів тому +1

      ​@@BorfieKaiits called in media res

  • @EddieBunghetti
    @EddieBunghetti Рік тому +279

    THIS IS WHERE THAT IMAGE CAME FROM

    • @alb8074
      @alb8074 Рік тому +5

      what image? timestamp?

    • @MariusSA
      @MariusSA Рік тому +1

      0:13@@alb8074

    • @robertschnobert9090
      @robertschnobert9090 Рік тому

      ​@@alb8074 if you Google or Bing Jerma face you'll find an image from the stream. It's called handsome Jerma because he looks handsome 🌈

    • @umey3445
      @umey3445 Рік тому +59

      Popular image of jerma smiling and kinda leaning over. Right at the beginning of the video

    • @katlicks
      @katlicks 11 місяців тому

      @@alb8074 If you google "Jerma985" one of the top images that like every publication uses is his face at the start of this stream. Jerma has gone on record to say he "Hates it" because it looks weird in contrast to how he normally looks.

  • @elevtjugoatta3973
    @elevtjugoatta3973 Рік тому +451

    I used to own one of these and it always became super glitchy when it got low on battery. One time when i turned it on with an almost depleted battery i think it tapped into some radio frequency because it played a few seconds of the song What Does The Fox Say? before it died.

    • @1Whale444
      @1Whale444 19 днів тому +10

      Working as intended.

    • @Mincedrafts
      @Mincedrafts 18 днів тому +5

      I bought one too, also from CVS. I remember saving up scraps of money to buy it, and getting the last one

  • @chickendelight1316
    @chickendelight1316 Рік тому +123

    you dont understand a CONTRACTOR was at his house!

  • @stwabewwwy
    @stwabewwwy Рік тому +327

    the first seconds of this is major jumpscare material thanks

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger Рік тому +125

    Infuriatingly handsome and silly and likeable

  • @BBXcompany
    @BBXcompany Рік тому +55

    THIS WAS THE TAPE OVEN GAS STREAM WOW

  • @Traveler_202
    @Traveler_202 17 днів тому +7

    This stream proves Jerma could be homeless on the streets of Berlin and we’d still watch him stream himself hunting rats

  • @MarcusFigueras
    @MarcusFigueras Рік тому +196

    This feels like a very important lore ova of an anime that was only included on a limited release bluray, how have I never heard of this before

  • @RIPLOUDOG
    @RIPLOUDOG Рік тому +151

    i feel like a very iconic picture of jerma comes from the very first seconds of this video but i cant spot the exact frame and its driving me nuts, i think its in 0:07

    • @GnesThenic
      @GnesThenic Рік тому +38

      I'm thinking it's right at 0:09

    • @RIPLOUDOG
      @RIPLOUDOG 11 місяців тому +6

      @@GnesThenicyou got it

    • @kakokapolei123
      @kakokapolei123 18 днів тому +2

      Feels like I’m in a job interview with Jerma

  • @thegarlicbread5683
    @thegarlicbread5683 18 днів тому +7

    hey this is the one with that weird picture of him that he hates that every internet article uses

  • @qinkster
    @qinkster 10 місяців тому +6

    why is he unironically good at selling me garbage

  • @itzzaamia
    @itzzaamia Рік тому +61

    The CVS rant really sold me on the store, I am almost out of toilet paper

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Рік тому +110

    I know a guy who has a portable gaming thing like this. He’s 68 and it only plays blackjack

    • @dizzydaisy909
      @dizzydaisy909 Рік тому +16

      my grandpa had one that played poker!

    • @Hmmmnnhh
      @Hmmmnnhh Рік тому +9

      That's cute

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 Рік тому +3

      Those are a bit different lol.

    • @youngspaghettii
      @youngspaghettii 11 місяців тому +4

      Those are a little more archaic and run on replaceable batteries rather than a chargeable one they've been around a lot longer

  • @skappitydappity3711
    @skappitydappity3711 11 місяців тому +35

    can't be a sellout for cvs because it's just so wonderful and convenient and has everything you could possibly need

  • @gravel100
    @gravel100 Рік тому +31

    ive never seen this stream at all before but the cold open to this specific room i have seen 1000 clips from and him wearing his gamer headset made me so overjoyed like i found buried treasure

  • @EMan2ize
    @EMan2ize Рік тому +35

    Thats the "sparkle on" outfit

  • @FeenieVonKarma
    @FeenieVonKarma Рік тому +17

    6:46 omg that's where this clip is from (sellotape into hating an oven for being a big box that heats to very hot temperatures using gas)

  • @MoSco5000
    @MoSco5000 Рік тому +16

    The small misshapen door behind him is so fucked.

  • @beardalaxy
    @beardalaxy Рік тому +53

    It's weird how old this feels despite being only like 5 years ago.

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 10 місяців тому

      @@traysonfull offense. But this isn’t funny.

  • @tf2scoutpunch175
    @tf2scoutpunch175 11 місяців тому +10

    I bought a similar handheld by the same company but i had to throw it away because for some reason, after I bought i couldnt sleep for 4 days straight and i only started sleeping after i got rid of it

  • @mryoshi1221
    @mryoshi1221 Рік тому +31

    stream where the beautiful smile comes from

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye Рік тому +26

    "Sellout your ass" has now been added to my lexicon.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 11 місяців тому +1

      I read that the moment he said it

  • @Sucubius
    @Sucubius Рік тому +64

    Damn never seen this fantastic stream, thank you so much for cutting and uploading!!
    #whatadumptruck

  • @Spongebobedman
    @Spongebobedman 11 днів тому +1

    we has such a beauitful smile it makes me cry. I am so hapy he dediced to became an intenret personality

  • @thearchitect5405
    @thearchitect5405 Рік тому +120

    I adore these cheap little consoles because they come with all of the games for them.

    • @aldxbaran
      @aldxbaran Рік тому +4

      what?

    • @thearchitect5405
      @thearchitect5405 Рік тому +29

      @@aldxbaran They come with all of the games that go on them. You don't have to go out and buy games for them.

    • @EBallz
      @EBallz Рік тому +10

      @@thearchitect5405I agree, thats one of my favorite parts too, I also like how its portable, you can take it around in your pocket

    • @poposterous236
      @poposterous236 Рік тому +3

      what does it matter if you don't have to buy the games? They're trash. You can't play them for more than 10 seconds, they often only have one level and no win state. It's literally more fun to just go play outside.

    • @thearchitect5405
      @thearchitect5405 Рік тому +8

      @@poposterous236 Oh no, I know, that's why I emphasized that what I adore about them is the fact that they're cheap and come with all of the games that will ever exist for the console.

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll 10 місяців тому +5

    ah man, that introduction to the console. he would have loved the nintendo switch. fly high jerma ❤🕊

  • @luigi__91
    @luigi__91 Рік тому +7

    So this is where that famous picture of jerma came from

  • @KaoticViber
    @KaoticViber Рік тому +13

    "streamer sellsout his ass in mear minutes. Viwers unfazed"

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 10 місяців тому +2

      *sells out
      *mere
      *viewers.

  • @vcr53wus
    @vcr53wus Рік тому +63

    this was a wicked sick stream thanks a lot for the edit

  • @Chlocean
    @Chlocean Рік тому +7

    1:11:45 Jerma sounding like a kid finishing up their powerpoint in front of the class because their partner didn't show up.

  • @Stadtfeldi
    @Stadtfeldi 11 місяців тому +3

    Still my favorite stream after all these years. I'm very happy with how he's grown but this one just holds a special spot in my heart.

  • @stellanation
    @stellanation 10 місяців тому +3

    he got RESIDUE on his GAMER V PORTABLE

  • @melody_BP
    @melody_BP Рік тому +34

    35:11 i thought that was his back cracking

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist Рік тому +5

      spine: disintegrated

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 11 місяців тому +3

      Gamers playing ring fit adventure

  • @BalmoraBabe
    @BalmoraBabe 11 місяців тому +3

    Man, this was the era I first got into jerma. The basement era was magical

  • @tStevester83
    @tStevester83 Рік тому +12

    "I don't like it. It's weird, and it's like G A S"

  • @dan_loeb
    @dan_loeb Рік тому +10

    7:24 this is the most unhinged asmr video i've ever seen.

  • @SulfuricRain
    @SulfuricRain Рік тому +5

    This guy has played animal contest TWICE on stream

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 11 місяців тому +3

    I hope my house never has a contractor problem

  • @SagaraUrz
    @SagaraUrz 10 місяців тому +3

    If your fav game is the #220 you have to press down 220 times every time you turn on the console to play it.

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 10 місяців тому +1

      Do people realize using # then a number or word or whatever without a space just means you’re using it how you do to tag videos or.

  • @DarkestVampire92
    @DarkestVampire92 Рік тому +40

    Between this stream and the House Flipper 2 competition i just watched, Jeremy, at the very least, looks 20 years older.

    • @FeenieVonKarma
      @FeenieVonKarma Рік тому +5

      I don't think I agree with that. He looks different, but he doesn't look 20 years older than a man in his 20s! He's also been struggling with health shit for most of the years he's been streaming, so not a huge surprise that he may look more different.

    • @siliconecheese697
      @siliconecheese697 Рік тому +11

      @@FeenieVonKarmahonestly whenever he streams he looks like a different person

    • @mythcat1273
      @mythcat1273 Рік тому +2

      ​@siliconecheese697 he literally does though. I've been thinking this exact same thought since I started watching him

    • @siliconecheese697
      @siliconecheese697 11 місяців тому

      @@mythcat1273 i recently checked his old tf2 era stuff and it holds true

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 11 місяців тому +2

    I love the implication jerma sees these NES bootleg games on the same level as like, TF2 and Zelda

  • @Stray-Animations
    @Stray-Animations Рік тому +3

    Games start at 8:18

  • @antgm93
    @antgm93 10 місяців тому +2

    i always thought the "psycho jerma" memes were overblown
    until i found out he watches eye surgery videos
    now i get it

  • @fr4n_c13
    @fr4n_c13 22 дні тому +2

    alternate universe where jerma is ashens

  • @JakeSteam
    @JakeSteam Рік тому +26

    Loving these retro highlights

  • @Burley_Bert
    @Burley_Bert Рік тому +4

    Peak mustache hair

  • @the_zypher
    @the_zypher 17 днів тому +1

    So this is where it all began, that one Google image

  • @trayson
    @trayson 11 місяців тому +3

    Move on, J!

  • @lolkthnxbai
    @lolkthnxbai 10 місяців тому +2

    This feels like it was filmed in 2006-2007.

  • @penatio
    @penatio 11 місяців тому +3

    4:21 Marvelous voice crack.

  • @null.6669
    @null.6669 Рік тому +6

    6:44 holy shit one of my favorite fuckin clips lmaoo

  • @sonnymoorexsonic
    @sonnymoorexsonic Рік тому +45

    why are his teeth so white is he ok ??? 😟

  • @zeat
    @zeat Рік тому +21

    if i may make a suggestion, you should add the date of the stream to the description and / or title please!! thank you c:

  • @SpaceCop
    @SpaceCop 10 місяців тому

    I remember when Jerma streamed, those were the days, I'm glad he's happy now, wherever he is. We'll always have the past.

  • @AndyAtHome
    @AndyAtHome 18 днів тому

    You know that it was a good stream when it ends with Jerma yelling "What have I done here?!"

  • @SirBlueWhale
    @SirBlueWhale Рік тому +3

    Oh how i miss these kinda streams

  • @zanebullock
    @zanebullock Рік тому +4

    Rage quit 200 games speedrun

  • @IAmCaligvla
    @IAmCaligvla 11 місяців тому

    Before Las Vegas was the best era of Jerma's streams and you can't convice me otherwise.

  • @sirsneedster
    @sirsneedster Рік тому +6

    Good content, nice edit

  • @soulkiller7836
    @soulkiller7836 Рік тому +2

    im so happy there more highlight channels

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 11 місяців тому +3

    The endless cycle of Jermeus:
    The game's actually pretty good, the best one so far
    OK that one was pretty bad, let's try the next one

  • @Notester82
    @Notester82 16 днів тому

    If you squint a little bit, the player monkey in Curly Monkey 2 looks like Pilot from UFO 50!

  • @rose_d_mary
    @rose_d_mary Місяць тому

    5:51 the stomach growl is killing me, the hungry streamer

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley Рік тому +5

    AssArt is that one microgame from warioware move it

  • @arclite95
    @arclite95 11 місяців тому +1

    Iphone 6. Holy Shit this is like 2015-2016 old

  • @iliveinyourwalls325
    @iliveinyourwalls325 Рік тому +8

    triangle door?????????

  • @banmeirl
    @banmeirl 10 місяців тому +1

    Is this the guy who beat his contractor on stream

  • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
    @UnCreativeDeconstructionism Рік тому +1

    "Assart" lmao

  • @KillerKilometers
    @KillerKilometers 21 день тому

    That damn smile..

  • @decodas
    @decodas Рік тому +5

    AssArt GOTY 🗣️🔝 🔥

  • @Kalitayy
    @Kalitayy Рік тому

    0:13 - 0:14 the origin of the famous image

  • @SolBuster
    @SolBuster Рік тому +2

    4:22 💀 lmao

  • @CaptainIceMuncher
    @CaptainIceMuncher Рік тому +2

    How didn't you fall asleep when you edited this im so tired

  • @LordOfCookies123
    @LordOfCookies123 Рік тому

    and just *what* was the aforementioned man contracted to do, hmm??

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 Рік тому

    0:09 GUYS ITS THE PICTURE

  • @Tierdog
    @Tierdog Рік тому +1

    38:35 his face kills me

  • @jermamitez
    @jermamitez Рік тому +3

    JARMAH!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • @nick.100
    @nick.100 Рік тому +1

    I came here to figure out who’s dump truck that is

  • @nevidenie
    @nevidenie Рік тому +14

    he doesn't look real.

  • @juicedup14
    @juicedup14 Рік тому +1

    1:14:46
    Amazing view

  • @iamfishmind
    @iamfishmind 21 день тому

    ufo 50 is based on this stream

  • @GJKiller-uk4vp
    @GJKiller-uk4vp 18 днів тому

    I actually owned this 3 years ago!

  • @purestench9263
    @purestench9263 Рік тому +5

    He could probably eat a big mac and make it funny somehow...

    • @AnOrrangeShirt
      @AnOrrangeShirt Рік тому +9

      He managed to make eating a whopper one of his most iconic bits, so you're probably right

  • @ProbablyAnAmateur
    @ProbablyAnAmateur 4 місяці тому

    this edibles aint shi-

  • @jvxday
    @jvxday Рік тому +2

    tape stream

  • @Moonwhalerr
    @Moonwhalerr Рік тому +4

    2:07

  • @njdotson
    @njdotson Рік тому +2

    4:21

  • @AndrewCARNBORN
    @AndrewCARNBORN Рік тому

    JUMPSCARE

  • @nadlanod5897
    @nadlanod5897 Рік тому +1

    Nerd neck andy

  • @reallyradrabbit
    @reallyradrabbit Рік тому +6

    is this real

  • @northuniverse
    @northuniverse 9 місяців тому

    Dumptruck

  • @K-off
    @K-off Рік тому

    chin gaming

  • @derailedamazementisfuzzy
    @derailedamazementisfuzzy 11 місяців тому

    4:22 WHAT THE FUCK

  • @sussy6905
    @sussy6905 13 днів тому

    0:09

  • @Adeptus_Santos
    @Adeptus_Santos Рік тому +3

    I'm new to jerma it seems he's both retired and came back idk anyways anything else I should know ab this goofy Goober ?

  • @chuckinchina6926
    @chuckinchina6926 9 днів тому

    thirst trap jerma days

  • @eye1_s
    @eye1_s Рік тому +1

    curious what webcam is that