The Most Interesting Man in the World
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
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Watching this feels like the Truman show if Truman knew he was being recorded but he didn’t realize that it was a live show
thats now a thinh
THAT IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF THIS VIDEO
Nah, it's like the Truman Show except Truman knew and just didn't care, so he just went with it.
Jerma’s a lot like Truman
nasubi
I like to think that there wasn’t a chat- that this wasn’t even a stream, and it’s just a recording of a man slowly losing his mind and talking to himself.
Every jerma stream evee
he's talking to each individual viewer
Wdym? There was never a stream. He doesn't even have a twitch.
@@amirsoleymani2979 wooosh me if you want but he does have a twitch and he streams pretty often
@@userisdeadandarchived2995 I can’t tell if you are being serious or not
whoever told him he had mustache hair
thank you
Where does he get told he has moustache hair again? I can't find it in the video now.
Nvm, 3:30
Jerma and chat interaction, name a more iconic duo
@@Jupex Jerma and the ONE GUY
it was me :)
This has historical, social and cultural significance
If Cars 2 can be in the library of Congress, so can Picasso Freddie Mercury.
UNESCO world heritage site
Put it in the library of Congress, turn it into a UNESCO world heritage site, and start a religion around it. It’s perfect.
What was the name of the original stream?
@@Icetea-2000 don't know I'm afraid, I'm a scrub who mainly just watches the UA-cam clips
streamer health guide:
1. garlic
2. honey
3. eat your vitamins
But don't forget to brush your teeth if you don't want to go to fuckin jail kids
Jerma health guide:
1. Coffee
2. Cheetos
3. Chicken
And don't forget to brush your teeth, or you'll go to jail.
I just realized someone already made this comment.
dont forget the carrots !!!!!
I’m going to be honest, I first heard of jerma from the imposter sus memes and none that of that could have prepared me for how absolutely unhinged this man is.
This streamer is FUCKED
Same, but he’s easily on the list of top content creators now. I freaking love his content
local streamer LITERALLY INSANE
I've watched him since 2012, he's pretty cool
Connoreatspants put me onto jerma😭
Local picasso painting becomes sentient
Proceeds to become famous singer
i read this comment before actually getting to that part but i liked it anyways because my brain just. saw this and said yeah, hes got a pretty abstract face, thats a fair statement. before my brain could connect him being his own frankenstein monster to this comment it connected this comment to the concept that his face is a ransom note. and i fucking accepted it. its six am i havent slept and this fact is fucking tearing at me. hes just. got an abstract face. am i fucking haunted
1,000th like
@@involith the perfect comment in every single aspect
Local psychonauts character enters real world
I know this joke is overplayed, but this feels like Jerma is talking to someone he kidnapped and is hiding in his basement.
He’s not even streaming. He’s just filming himself harassing some guy tied up in his house.
He has a small group of people he has taken in his basement that he calls "chat"
@@Tufhhuyy i thought you said "a group of small people" like a gaggle of gnomes
I bet he force feeds them a mix of garlic and honey
fellow urusei yatsura fan
Jeremy "I'm Not Doin It, Ok I'm Doin It" Elbertson
Jeremy "one guy in chat said" Elbertson
Jeremy "When's my birthday?" Elbertson
Probably Zmeya your pfp is from Junji Ito
Cool
I like your profile picture. Can you link me a fullsize version of it?
"im not gonna make monkey noises", "ok fine i'll make monkey noises"
@4:20 when he was out of lipstick he actually used a marker I LOST IT
HOLY SHIT OMG, AND IT WAS PERMENANT MARKER
when jerma dies at 73, this is how he will be remembered
Or when he dies on January 23, 2019 for whatever time this is. I'm sure SOMEONE smarter than me is keeping track of how many times Jerma has canonically died by now.
@@blooper5li Fuck dude, 4 days till Jerma dies. He will be remembered ;((
The Grandmaster He’s dead.
SKIBIDIBBYDIBYODADUBDUB
he will be reborn as himself, he is... the most interesting man in the world
Sometimes Jerma will commit thousands of dollars dollars and many hours of work to a dumb joke, and I can't help but gaze in wonder at the sheer audacity it took to pull it off (with the pump brothers). Then I watch as he draws on a whiteboard with lipstick and realize he has utterly fooled us all. He has no idea what he is doing. Dammit Jerma. Why do you have to be some gosh derned awesome.
Came back to this comment a year later just to say that he's actually done it and you called it!
The carnival stream was amazing
billions now
@@scaryKILLERwhoKILLSpeople now he’s billions in debt
and now hes done the dollhouse stream. amazing
Based on his house flipping videos, I like to think that this is the only room in his house.
Schmuddel Plot twist it was a shed the whole time.
@@stevelarry3870 nah he isnt sideshow
hopefully the door is facing the correct way
Goddamn it
Schmuddel there are definitely other rooms in his house. They’re all just insanely difficult to reach and/or rented out to retail chains.
Jerma is great. He's so genuine and full of life, and you can tell he really loves to be an entertainer. He helps me forget about my troubles, even if it's just for a moment.
Hell yeah
he sounds like a school teacher
@@neutralnarration1463 he worked for a bit as a substitute teacher
@@xXsillysussyXx this guy nearly shaped the minds of future generations
@@honkywhore thank god he didn’t
After playing 700,000 games Jerma had nothing left to play so this is what he does now.
What's the point of playing any other game if it's not even an award winner
Nice paid likes, dude
Only 700,000?
Maledict why would anyone pay for likes on a youtube comment
Jerma still had 10 years left to live after completing all 700,000 games, so he did this instead
unironically, that was my first Jerma video. I just couldn’t comprehend how weird it was, but still loved and felt deeply connected to it, on some obscure level.
it has been over a year now, delving deeper into the jermaverse, and I enjoy every daymn second of it. I know it’s a redundant comment on jerma compilations/edits, but it’s so real. props to youtube algorithms on that one.
I know it's been a year, but I'm unironically glad you found this art for/style of content that Jerma has. Really gets me thinking about the future of media, especially on the internet.
“Local streamer is a danger to himself and others”
>danger to himself
bc kim mos def threatened his life for playing w her lipstick
Small but a little dangerous.
985 likes holy shit
Colin O'Connor local compact boomer streamer lives alone and believes he is a very popular streamer
Compact Cowboy Bites the Dust Live on Stream
This is genuinely some of the most entertaining content out there and it's a man sat in a room with a whiteboard, lipstick, a pair of glasses and a computer
I was not prepared for Jerma's Picasso Freddie Mercury.
I can't breath
i. i don't think he blinked a single time during the whole thing
@@ferngullible 23:48
@@DandyDoondin Ok, but he didn’t blink at all during Another One Bites The Dust which I think is what that person meant
@@jackbudi yeah probably
the boston accent jumped out when he said brochure 11:28 lol
boston jumpscare
Same with “whether or not”
and to think this happened because someone said his hair looked like a mustache
This video makes me feel like I'm being held hostage
It ain't the Stockholm syndrome making me laugh this hard
@@Ikori1 you dont need stockholm syndrome for jerma funny... But it helps! :)
“Highly entertaining video”
I hate that he did the “drop the board on his toes” bit because I was on a public toilet and I laughed out loud and now I’m afraid to leave
Good luck dude
Why would you be watching youtube on a public toilet. Unless you had headphones I would be worried even if you didn't laugh. Imagine just hearing whatever some guy likes to watch while hes shitting right next to you. Like hes in his own home comfortable as can be
Hang in there buddy
@@HorizonofOsiris I know people who talk on the phone while taking a shit in public toilets
Wait how did you muster the courage to use a public toilet in the first place? I would rather shit my pants than use one of those.
The whole part at the end with Another One Bites the Dust and Scatman was the weirdest performance art I have ever seen.
Compact streamer goes insane, steals girlfriend's lipstick to scribble down abstract artwork
Joseph Murphy Compact streamer goes *SICKO MODE*
THIS GUY IS CRAZY YOU CANT STOP HIM
bro you killed me with "compact streamer"
he better have bought her a new one
In a perfect world
men like me would not exist.
*But this is not a perfect world.*
ayyyy i get the reference
Whenever something goes wrong on a Jerma stream I can never tell if there was actually a mistake or if this is some elaborate Jerma joke. Like did he plan to get lipstick on his hands? I can't tell.
that's the genious of jerma
orangesilver8 “Do I look like a guy with a plan?”
Oh my God that was lipstick????
The fact that he STARTED with the lipstick while having the permanent marker right there was hilarious
Yeah, and then there was him accidentally making someone mod. He just jumped to action to undo that change lmao.
Jerma could stream himself taking a shit for an hour and we’d all be like “Jeremy this is your best stream yet”
literally the dollhouse
Jerma when he hits the age of 73:
"Ooo! Up in smokes!"
liar
Look at those pogchamps!
+2
21:10 I remember seeing this clip on tumblr a long time ago and didn't realize it was Jerma until watching this video now.
He really is cursed to be spread around the internet unidentified through memes.
"When is my birthday?" local streamer loses memory due to old age
Bàmboo - and compact size
Bàmboo - its 3 am and i just cried to this comment ty
*The Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of Time *
@@KaiaBrodbecker lmao, I was literally just thinking about that.
@@KaiaBrodbecker i cannot escape that thing :( not even jerma can save me
"Sleeping stream is definitely not allowed"
This aged well.
It really did
"He is... the most compact streamer in the world."
Tyler1 is embarrassingly more compact
He doesn't always drink doctah peppah
Bed Tundy or some cidah
POV: Mr Potato Head locks you in his dungeon and sings you the songs of his people
Oh please... we all know Mr. Potato Head is taller than Jerma
Probably one of the most genuine streamer of this century.
Most genuine streamer since way back in 2016!
The people's man
we're not even a quarter into the century yet
i love the streamers from the 20th century the best
Mika Norishita Tbh 18th century ones were better
This guy is the most experimental streamer alive
22:40 Ok how did we get from tf2 gameplay commentary to this
Cringe Bud magic.
Answer it yourself
this is proof of evolution
Presto fucking majesto!
this is the best comment ever
It's truly admirable to see how much this man tries to entertain his viewers.
It works
saying he tries implies failure
tries to lol
He doesn't even try to entertain people, dude entertains his simple rat brain and we just watch in stupefied awe
He's not doing it for free
I fell asleep watching this stream, and woke up to the queen lip sync. Boy was I terrified
Jerma985’s Tips for Looking 16 at Age 30:
1. Eat more garlic
2. Take in more honey
3. Eat your vitamins
Note: Don’t get them from a pill, get them from the NATURAL SOURCES.
Follow these steps and you will win and get extra KDR in Fortnite!
Is "human meat" a natural source of vitamins? It would explain a lot of things...
they carded him for his height not because he looked young
he got banned for card counting
Fuckin card countin asshole
@@astolfoytofficial3284 Ya don't say, s-swears
SHORT
The face thing is one of the most incredibly jerma bits. It sounds really stupid when you try and describe it to someone, but can make that same person crack out in laughter
It also requires such a weird amount of setup that you wonder how anyone could have ever come up with it
One day Jerma is going to win a Noble prize for some reason even he won’t understand. It’s okay though, because he’ll deserve it.
Deadly SP he will blow up! Way funnier than the giants on UA-cam. Easy.
100%
noble
NursKul Implying he hasn't already. He used to be ENORMOUS years ago on UA-cam, and he's even bigger on Twitch.
Read the book Breakfast of Champions by Vonnegut
At 2:30 I genuinely find it so compelling when Jerma asks chat "how do I draw a bus?". Something about the fact that Jerma is so used to giving the chat his stream of consciousness, his funny conundrums and thinkings outloud, that he reveals his thoughts when playing this game automatically? The fact that he places chat in a place of confidence and antagonism in this game, leading to this funny slipup? Pretty Jermacore
Jerma looks like a psychonauts character
Holy crap I think I burst a lung
he was a substitute teacher and he imitated tf2 turret noises at his students...
I'm fuckong wheezing I can't bresthe
I'm becoming increasingly convinced that Jerma is merely a concept that we have yet to understand. He's not actually a person, but an idea.
you're right!
like, really - jerma is an internet celebrity known in places all across the globe, and he uses his influence, wealth and power to simply help himself provide more of his performance to the world. there are a countless amount of scum sucking parasites on youtube that would rather sacrifice the thousands of children that provide for them than admit any kind of wrongdoing whatsoever on their part, but jerma's existence as a kind, gentle soul amidst the sea of hateful degenerates that broadcast themselves on the interwebs... might just make up for it all.
What's the deal with these Jerman Hegelians?
jerma is literally the funniest person on the planet
LITERALLY
Aphex twin
Funny Little Man
Best Internet Funnyman 🏆
aphex twin
Sudden eye corrective like at 17:30 could be caused by low/high blood pressure. Happen to me while I was in school. Got so excited right before I slammed my head into a desk after passing out.
It's been 2 years but that's interesting
@@badger6882 true
"eat more garlic youll thank me when youre thirty and have acid reflux" -local birthday boy
Its like watching a man on the edge of insanity but he can’t break through.
The thrilling conclusion to the One Self trilogy
Holy Mackerel the Third do you still edit or you doing something else
@@conorgildea1163 check the desc. my dude
What an astonishingly large amount of content coming out lately shout out Mack.
Wait, this is the triquel? What was the sequel?
Jack Webb Probably A Tale of two Jermas.
jerma looks and acts like he comes from a dimension where everyone and everything moves 1 and a half times faster than it does here
How's Jermas novel coming along? I'm exited to read the chapter written entirely using his tongue.
I've exited myself when I saw how poor his spelling was when he got all the papercuts on his tongue halfway through the second chapter.
still writing about bug sex.. wait no that’s clint stevens
Fun fact: Jerma is impervious to conventional weapons fire.
imagine sending the last part to someone who was never watched Jerma.
Imagine sending literally anything from Jerma's channel to somrbody who doesn't watch Jerma.
It's a complete shitshow.
I truly, truly hope that somebody was bored on Twitch, scrolling through channels, and they saw an IRL stream in which the preview simply showed a large facecam of a man. Out of curiosity, they clicked the link, and by the time it loaded and any ads were out of the way, they were treated to Jerma performing Another One Bites the Dust.
I can't comment on the statistics or the odds or anything, but I really want to believe that that was somebody's first Jerma experience.
Dude, i was dying laughing at the last bit, so I sent it to a good friend of mine. Let's just say that she didn't understand shit.
I kept laughing on my own
this was actually the screenshot that got me to look into Jerma
The Queen bit out of context on Twitter is in fact how I found Jerma lol
22:32 This feels like a good summary of Jerma. I really love the effect of the song when it keeps playing in the end card. It sorta feels like saying "yeah I'm gonna keep having fun". It just makes me feel excited about living. Happy new year!
Freddy Mercury found alive in local streamer's closet
*mustache found alive on streamers head
21:10 is a work of art, just look at the passion.
This was one of Jerma's best streams for sure.
What was the name of it?
Banana Man pretty sure it was called crazy comb stream
@@fiendishpotato3975 thank you
This is definitely, one of the Jerma streams of all time.
He's not short; he's tightly-packed.
He hosts his own carnivals...and wins the games he rigged every time.
He's so good with a light gun that he shot himself a new name.
Some say that, once upon a time, he beat Dark Souls III on stream.
He is...the most interesting trainwreck in the world.
That whiteboard is actually 15 centimeters long
Jerma is the only person in the world that can just stream himself just fucking around in his room and still be entertaining
2ndJerma: Proudly established in 2016!
That "silence is appreciated :)" typing sound bit is so legendary, im gonna be comin back to it for years
Ah. I see he's somewhat of a scientist himself.
He is both the scientist and the experiment
8:15 it's nice to see how the "no chat, i'm not gonna do that" joke was around even as early as 2018
Local twitch partner has gone insane and draws unintelligible images
23:36 his face might be completely deformed but we can still see PRECISELY how confused he is
This is the most fun I've had watching a youtube video in over 2 years
thank you
Same, been a long time since I had laughed out loud to a video
It's that purple cat again! Sooo, is it from Animal Crossing?
@@Bug_Bait Yes, my pfp is specifically art based on the video "No One's Around to Help"
2 years later, have any videos topped this?
@@hengedraws i mean... have you SEEN the twitch carnival?
20:42 straight leatherface level of insanity
Eat garlic and don't say s-swears
First that opening, then he starts drawing with lipstick THEN he draws with permanent maker AND THEN he wipes it with a CHRISTMAS STOCKING THIS MAN IS A PSYCHOPATH
Local streamer......is the most interesting man in the world..?
Local streamer KILLS whiteboard and would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.
did you manage to leave the public toilet?
Boo Fire I’m still stuck here send help
@@thebaconhammer3849 dont worry baby im on my way
bad boy hurry
I hope jerma lives forever
Local streamer transforms into his final form, first thing he does is sing Scatman. Mass population hysteria ensues.
jerma getting hit by silence is appreciated is the funniest thing
He’s slowly becoming an actor and this is a fantastic start
I saw that Another One Bites The Dust was detected in this video by UA-cam so I skimmed through to see where it plays and god that was a jumpscare
This is the funniest stream and just one of the funniest things in general that I've ever seen.
Imagine how successful this guy would be if he wasn't 4 feet tall
You're exaggerating, he isn't 4 feet tall.
He's 1 feet tall.
Middle aged streamer forgets birthday and has mid life crisis at the same time
I actually haven't laughed this hard in so long. I'm genuinely crying holy shiT. Just the song, the face, the jiggly movements. It's all too much.
the cut at 20:31 is a stroke of genius
I can't breathe send help
17:22 peter parker after waking up from a long nap
Diligent editor makes video thats actually pretty entertaining.
Whenever a mew platform comes into existence there will always inevitabley be a guy who just excels on that platform.
Jerma is one of those guys, the Charlie Chaplin of streamers. History is being made.
Jerma never needed that clown suit. He was already the greatest clown in the world.
"Gotta eat more garlic. That's it, eat more garlic and you'll win. It's like putting on- it's like putting on cheat codes in Fortnite. You like that game, I've heard you liked it. Imagine you could eat garlic in Fortnite? Oh boy, you'd be- you'd get plenty extra fuckin' uhhhh, KDR right there."
- Jerma 2019
Toddler-shaped streamer has midlife crisis, rants about homeopathic medicines
jerma is the jester archetype of the streaming era. the andy kaufman of twitch
2020 was the year Jerma became the Willy Wonka of twitch.
andy kaufman andy
Dear god, Im glad you exist Jerma
*pretends to crush toes with whiteboard*
"Hah! I got ya!"
"..I broke it."
Silence is appreciated :)
I love how he is both concerned and has to check if there are any dicks or swear words on the whiteboard and that he didn't see what was on it before hand or even checked it while it was stairing him right in the face.
16:23 insane man does a pound of COCAINE live infront of 300 THOUSAND PEOPLE
I just gotta say,
The way the ending screen was perfectly tied with the music is very satisfying
How dare Pewdiepie not laugh at Jerma. Always knew there was something I didn't like about that guy.
dani I take it you didn’t watch the whole video yet
Pewdiepie 🤮🤮
Imagine somebody walking in while Jeremy is doing the face thing and trying to explain this
He was an alright guy before the debt. Sad to see someone slowly go down the spiral. But now the constant alcohol usage and hardcore black tar heroine has changed this man.
People, this is what happens when you join TF2 minecraft Trade servers.
11:26
You can really hear the boston accent when he's reading