The $500K Existential Crisis

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • Disney Infinity 3.0 or Eternal Shame?
    Originally streamed/recorded on September 6th, 2022.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 486

  • @realleon2328
    @realleon2328 Рік тому +1365

    jerma's idea of heaven: family reunion with 100 trillion people
    jerma's idea of hell: doing cocaine every day

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +129

      Protestants be like

    • @halowaffle25
      @halowaffle25 Рік тому +54

      He's already living his hell, then.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Рік тому +27

      @@halowaffle25 That’s how he knows

    • @FatCatCooper
      @FatCatCooper Рік тому +22

      Jerma has ADHD so cocaine wouldn't do the normal high and would auctually lessen his insanity so it probably is hell for him

    • @knavenformed9436
      @knavenformed9436 Рік тому +3

      Well at some point it would devolve into daily existential dread of having withdrawals on the one day you didn't get high, actually *wasn't* high as it would be your life.

  • @filiformis
    @filiformis Рік тому +1726

    I love how Jerma believes either
    1. God is so nice he would only put two of his ancestors into hell
    2. Jerma's ancestral line was so morally righteous that all but two of them made it into heaven

    • @teensuicide9103
      @teensuicide9103 Рік тому +2

      fuckin no profile picture legendary jerma commenter

    • @aloser8703
      @aloser8703 Рік тому +116

      Fortunately for Jerma's line the two ancestors killed all the other evil ones before they could do evil, thus making them live only good lives.

    • @strivingcobra
      @strivingcobra Рік тому +85

      Also that owning a cigarette factory isn't sinful or anything.

    • @creativecipher
      @creativecipher Рік тому +12

      @@strivingcobra If anything it's especially holy tbh

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 Рік тому +5

      @@creativecipher Individuzal rsponsbiblity😋😋🧐🧐

  • @misterbaman
    @misterbaman Рік тому +1247

    The Jerma experience is going from "I'm gonna show my asshole on stream" straight into "what happens when you die?"

    • @beingsactual
      @beingsactual Рік тому +34

      He's hinting that the actual stipulation is half-a-mil AND a ton of human sacrifice.

    • @seekerofthe6459
      @seekerofthe6459 Рік тому +49

      the thinking man’s streamer

    • @McStruggles
      @McStruggles Рік тому +20

      Welcome to ADHD train of thought lmao

  • @AngelasWings
    @AngelasWings Рік тому +1817

    Dark Ooga might be the best Jerma character we've seen in years

  • @Capelett
    @Capelett Рік тому +675

    I come to watch Superliminal and this guy converts to Mormonism on stream

    • @SN-of5tu
      @SN-of5tu Рік тому +149

      and immediately damns his soul to eternal hellfire 5 seconds later

    • @SN-of5tu
      @SN-of5tu Рік тому +103

      AND loses an entier planet smh

  • @ArrangedNoiseFan
    @ArrangedNoiseFan Рік тому +1485

    Not even a minute into the video and Jerma is saying “SATAN HOUR”

    • @SadenIsWatchin
      @SadenIsWatchin Рік тому +90

      Not even 10 seconds in

    • @internalizedhappyness9774
      @internalizedhappyness9774 Рік тому +17

      Jerma laughing from Heaven at all the para social relationships he created burning eternally, as he high fives himself!

    • @giovanniprovost
      @giovanniprovost Рік тому +7

      He truly is a practitioner of the darkest arts.

    • @internalizedhappyness9774
      @internalizedhappyness9774 Рік тому +9

      @@giovanniprovost the brighter the light the harsher the shadow…

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid Рік тому +4

      I’m tryna make it out the hood so on my UA-cam channel i do food reviews while I’m really high brotha

  • @28porkchop
    @28porkchop Рік тому +582

    Jermas example of a great new invention: a plastic rope

    • @BitTrip
      @BitTrip Рік тому +5

      lmao

    • @filiformis
      @filiformis Рік тому +78

      Actually not a bad invention, since a plastic rope is immune to corrosion and rot. The thing is, nylon ropes have existed for DECADES.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +11

      Doesn't plastic rope already exist, it's like a long acrylic string spun into rope

    • @28porkchop
      @28porkchop Рік тому +5

      @@filiformis yeah it's not new and the way he described it was so dumb

    • @SehnsuchtYT
      @SehnsuchtYT Рік тому +2

      Baler twine

  • @filiformis
    @filiformis Рік тому +805

    Jerma is the kind of streamer who, upon gaining access to a time machine, would use it tell his past self to take 100's of thumbnail photos with oddly specific contexts just for the extremely slow burn joke of "he looks pretty young in these thumbnail photos".

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth Рік тому +39

      Also, there is a guy on YT who has definitely beaten that gimmick into the floor, Van de Paar, who has been using the same intro scenes of himself for years now, as evidenced by a cut on his lip which he had when recording all the intros, and still has in the intros today.

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 Рік тому +38

      internet comment etiquette recorded himself saying various celebrities are gonna die and just puts them in whenever anyone new dies

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 Рік тому

      @@Hugsloth Wolverous moment😭😭

    • @sentient_roomba7035
      @sentient_roomba7035 Рік тому +7

      @@Hugsloth well his content is also bot made so does it really count

    • @-drome
      @-drome Рік тому

      Just want to say I love the way you phrased this. Made me exhale through my nose extra hard.

  • @SN-of5tu
    @SN-of5tu Рік тому +1456

    Jerma is projecting himself onto his hypothetical Dark Ooga. While his ancestor bashed in 50 people's heads in, Jerma has shoved at LEAST 50 people into a meat grinder. The parallels are there folk. He can't trick us.

    • @MasterOwl01
      @MasterOwl01 Рік тому +43

      most sane Jerma fan

    • @fugyfruit
      @fugyfruit Рік тому +18

      Great Great Great Great Great Great Great grandfather would be proud of jerma

    • @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng
      @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng Рік тому +18

      @@fugyfruit great great great great great drunk uncle frank

    • @Hitlinemoss
      @Hitlinemoss Рік тому +6

      caveman andy

    • @scedobear9628
      @scedobear9628 Рік тому +1

      Not gonna lie, I thought you were gonna say “Jerma has shoved at LEAST 50 baseballs up his ass”.

  • @MathewWithOne_T
    @MathewWithOne_T Рік тому +1591

    Jerma HATES jazz and LOVES Hatsune Miku

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy Рік тому +49

      he just like me fr

    • @RyanGoutbeck
      @RyanGoutbeck Рік тому +27

      2:44 The birthday wishes were not out of character

    • @Vulioll
      @Vulioll Рік тому +4

      honestly hes right

  • @ArrangedNoiseFan
    @ArrangedNoiseFan Рік тому +535

    6:56 you heard it here first: there’s more of a chance of Jerma showing his asshole ON STREAM than playing Disney Infinity 3.0 on stream

    • @ASimpleGodzillaFan
      @ASimpleGodzillaFan Рік тому +3

      To be fair, we've already seen his asshole about 6 years ago. He even showed us pictures of it

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 Рік тому +66

      Can't believe this Zerma dude would rather do a goatsy stream rather than play the funny disney game. What a sicko...

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming Рік тому +41

      He tried to play it like two weeks later and couldn't get it to capture correctly lol

    • @chainswordcs
      @chainswordcs Рік тому +51

      @@chuckbatmangaming i guess he *has* to do the other stream now 😢

    • @velo4097
      @velo4097 Рік тому +27

      I mean he already did the baseball stream

  • @l_ukers
    @l_ukers Рік тому +346

    Spoilers but this was an irl stream, jermas house is just like this sometimes

  • @grumbotron4597
    @grumbotron4597 Рік тому +90

    The bit about him turning around after hitting $500k in donations and the stream immediately cutting is sending my sides to orbit. Not to undermine the comedy gold that immediately followed when Jerma admitted that he doesn't want to go to heaven because of social anxiety.

  • @klevmeister1g
    @klevmeister1g Рік тому +342

    Imagine living in the stone age, foraging, hunting and taking care of your family, and when you die you have to watch your great great great great great great great great great great grandson sit in front of a box with thousands and thousands of people for all of eternity... i think you should be nicer to Ooga

    • @holidaypenguin
      @holidaypenguin Рік тому +74

      Dark Ooga knew the truth. Dark Ooga bashed all those skulls so that he could live with Great Great Great Great Great Uncle Jeremiah and do cocaine in the afterlife.

    • @violenceisfun
      @violenceisfun Рік тому

      And then he spreads his asscheeks in front of the box.

  • @MrTheBigNoze
    @MrTheBigNoze Рік тому +91

    Jerma acts like he’d still be a streamer in the afterlife and trillions of oogas would tune into his twitch every day. Absolute mad lad on a power trip

  • @iminumst7827
    @iminumst7827 Рік тому +678

    4:40 Jerma was in my dream last night... I got really lost out in the middle of no where. Then the dream zooms out from my body to third-person and Jerma's face-cam is in the bottom right and he's controlling me. He tries to be funny and does a manic voice saying "look at this guy! he has no clue where he is right now". Then he face palms and his face turns red and he says "Who am I doing this for? This is a dream, NO ONE is watching this! This isn't a real stream. Oh my God..." He starts laughing in a subdued manner to himself. Then he's like "Alright, I'm shutting this off, it's OVER." He turns the stream off and I regain control of my body.

    • @no-lifenoah7861
      @no-lifenoah7861 Рік тому +168

      somebody has to get this to Jerma right this fucking instant. he needs to know

    • @kichesney
      @kichesney Рік тому +78

      Real stream

    • @pigeondamigion569
      @pigeondamigion569 Рік тому +44

      IT'S OVER-

    • @wuhoh5274
      @wuhoh5274 Рік тому +17

      This reminds me of the tumblr fish hell dream

    • @warboi5346
      @warboi5346 Рік тому +42

      consider yourself lucky, not many survive this...

  • @ouwle6618
    @ouwle6618 Рік тому +535

    "2 fingers of whiskey"
    I just envision Jerma getting absolutely HAMMERED drinking 2 full fingers length of whiskey while listening to jazz

    • @Relocklabs
      @Relocklabs Рік тому +12

      isn't that how it's measured though ? I'm not a drinker

    • @thepastarat
      @thepastarat Рік тому +90

      @@Relocklabs finger width, not length lmao. two fingers lengths would be the entire bottle

    • @Cryospec
      @Cryospec Рік тому +2

      @@thepastarat no thats wrong youre supposed to dip your finger in the bottle and suck your finger after pulling it out get it right idiot

    • @guitarguy42394
      @guitarguy42394 Рік тому +9

      2 fingers of whiskey in a rocks glass is essentially just 2ish shots. Also sometimes called a “slug” of whiskey

    • @ouwle6618
      @ouwle6618 Рік тому +4

      @@Relocklabs Im aware of this, but it really sounded unhinged when Jerma said it. Way more fun interpreting it this way lol.

  • @quincyjones9657
    @quincyjones9657 Рік тому +210

    I like the idea that in hell it’s only jerma, one of his great… great grandfathers (somehow worse than the cigarette factory owner) and his one murderous caveman ancestor. That’s it that’s all that he would see, and they’re not really even suffering down there, they are just mostly alone.

  • @TyJax
    @TyJax Рік тому +99

    The image of Jerma Becoming a mormon in my mind was more horrifying than anything else I could have imagined

    • @wantedwario2621
      @wantedwario2621 Рік тому +25

      He is one state away from the mormon zone

    • @TyJax
      @TyJax Рік тому +3

      @@wantedwario2621 Oh no I didn't realize that

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash Рік тому +17

      @@wantedwario2621 Once the cops catch up with him he's gonna hide out in the mormon realm

  • @steampoweredmaniac5359
    @steampoweredmaniac5359 Рік тому +36

    When my girlfriend learned that Jeremy was not a twenty year old guy but was nearly a forty year old man she told me she felt sick.

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine Рік тому +17

      he's basically twenty with all the child blood he consumes

    • @SeanSMST
      @SeanSMST 20 днів тому

      I hope thats real cause thats brilliant 😂

  • @MonyMoth
    @MonyMoth Рік тому +109

    Love watching jerma casually solving puzzles and not acknowledging it while popping off talking about meeting ooga and ooga booga

  • @fujster
    @fujster Рік тому +135

    the title and thumbnail made me think Jerma got a 500k sponsorship offer for both chess and Disney infinity 3.0 but they were on the same day so he'd have to pick

    • @chimken135
      @chimken135 Рік тому

      Nah, he'd show his asshole before he'd play Disney infinity 3.0

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 Рік тому +9

      The CEO of Chess called. He wants his 500k back.

  • @coltonwilkie241
    @coltonwilkie241 Рік тому +205

    $500K is the EXACT amount of money added to his debt every week.

    • @redrar00
      @redrar00 Рік тому +35

      "NO chat I am NOT going to show my asshole on stream!"
      "$500k off the debt if I do?"
      "Okay, okay. Only this ONCE."

    • @Markeplier23
      @Markeplier23 11 місяців тому +2

      @@redrar00”the stream is now unavailable”

  • @ApocalypseMoose
    @ApocalypseMoose Рік тому +164

    Poor Jeremy thinks he has a chance in Heaven even after turning FIFTY people into processed meat.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +8

      "turning you people into dinner is as close to an honorable death as most of these people are going to get."

    • @augustinpaladinesbernstein5076
      @augustinpaladinesbernstein5076 Рік тому +3

      oh shut up gary, you're the one to talk

  • @MCTaezer
    @MCTaezer Рік тому +22

    I love that any normal person can go through the hypothetical comparisons between them and their ancestors, but Jeremy is a rare case of being the most famous person in his family tree going back probably forever.

  • @ArrangedNoiseFan
    @ArrangedNoiseFan Рік тому +83

    15:11 Jerma wants to be able to watch RICK AND MORTY in heaven

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +10

      Let the boy enjoy his silly cartoons.

  • @AGuyWithFace
    @AGuyWithFace Рік тому +82

    I can't wait to see Miku's response to a personal HBD from JeremyNineHundredEightyFive himself, she's gonna be ecstatic

  • @Jeremeow-kt2in
    @Jeremeow-kt2in Рік тому +46

    I will never get over hearing jerma say "Happy Birthday Hatsune Mikuuu!1! ^_^" with that silly face he pulled

  • @m0tl
    @m0tl Рік тому +25

    “I don’t have any furniture that looks like a person in the dark” beautiful quote that I know I will remember in several months time

  • @AnUnearthlyGay
    @AnUnearthlyGay Рік тому +83

    5:11 Jerma's most amazing revolutionary invention idea ever: plastic rope

  • @Pigness7
    @Pigness7 Рік тому +160

    I'm thankful for you too jerma

    • @para811
      @para811 Рік тому +14

      Happy Thanksgiving

  • @solharv7817
    @solharv7817 Рік тому +27

    Jerma’s Heaven rant is easily one of my favourite recent bits

  • @michaelmoone3676
    @michaelmoone3676 Рік тому +16

    I love Jerma's description of jazz at the beginning as "telling a story without any lyrics" it's such a simple metaphor that shows a great understanding of what's going on in the piece even without fancy music theory lingo.
    It's also refreshing to hear someone who doesn't listen to jazz give an actual reason, most people just say "oh that sucks I hate jazz" but it's great when people say "yeah I can understand what's going on here it's just not what I'm looking for when I listen to music" I could rant for ages about music gatekeeping and how people think there's only one kind of music and which is superior and how stupid that is.

  • @countessroadkill9599
    @countessroadkill9599 Рік тому +71

    I love that Jerma just assumes that Ooga and Booga Elbertson want to hang out with *him*.
    Plus, they'd have like... Millions of descendants at this point.

  • @Eitbitman
    @Eitbitman Рік тому +14

    I can't believe jerma went from hatsune miku and a jazz rant, to showing his ass on stream, to heaven and hell, to converting to Mormonism

  • @samt3412
    @samt3412 Рік тому +62

    I'm liking how rapidly the UA-cam channel is catching up to the VODs

  • @carlll7596
    @carlll7596 Рік тому +31

    wow, thats slightly more than $499k!

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 Рік тому +3

      That's kinda more expensive than $499,999.99! That's kinda cool

    • @chainswordcs
      @chainswordcs Рік тому +2

      @@lockerbuddy2039 r/mildlyinteresting

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому

      You could easily just make this by winning the lottery, or working a 500k a year job for a year. Not that impressive tbh

  • @J0seph_Mother
    @J0seph_Mother Рік тому +23

    Jerma is the only guy I know that will stream a game and talk about anything but the game

  • @cerealsauce420
    @cerealsauce420 Рік тому +17

    never thought i'd laugh so hard at someone imagining what the afterlife is like

  • @stab456
    @stab456 Рік тому +39

    I had a movie dream. It was about people that could like see bits of the future. I starred as the protagonist, a dashing brown haired man (mines red irl), who carries a device in a briefcase along with him. The device is a rather large slate grey oblong shape with multicolored buttons all over, kind of looking like a max level Simon says. And much like a Simon says, the buttons beep and light up. By attempting to push the buttons that light up as fast as possible like a game of whack a mole, the protagonist is able to enter a trance like state, where reaction times shorten, and eventually, the protagonist begins pressing the correct buttons, before they light up, completing the process and engaging his predictive superpower. He uses this ability to act as an average guy superhero, preventing crimes, earning money, that kind of stuff, but in his endeavors, he starts getting glimpses of at first a cloud, that over time begins to more clearly resemble a woman. Protagonist eventually meets said woman upon doing another superhero moment, and learned she has basically the same ability he has, which led them too eventually meeting. And also banging
    Don't have a climax or ending to it, cuz I woke up, but it seemed like a cool idea to dream me I guess.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +2

      That's actually a really amazing dream. Better than peep the horror. Why did peep the horror become popular again?

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +3

      I had a movie dream of an ardman animated film about pirates. I woke up and it was real. What was weird was that I had no idea it existed in any capacity beforehand.

  • @YoRHaFox
    @YoRHaFox Рік тому +13

    Would kill to see Jerma struggle through the first 4 silent hill games. Would be a sight to be hold. Glorious some may say

  • @milestailprower
    @milestailprower Рік тому +4

    2:02 Mr. Green drinks some whiskey saying he is smart like you

  • @thelegalsystem
    @thelegalsystem Рік тому +23

    Jerma converts to Mormonism (Real)

  • @jagoz196
    @jagoz196 Рік тому +14

    We all are living in Planet Jerma

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 Рік тому +3

      Where Children rule the streets, look at the red flags monkaS

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 Рік тому +2

    The nice British narrator at the end is talking about the struggles of live and the importance of seeing things from a different perspective while meanwhile this game has done nothing but make Jerma go on an insane existential rant about Mormonism and the afterlife

  • @jaymamba45
    @jaymamba45 Рік тому +7

    Local man refuses acceptance into heaven so he can watch Rick and Morty

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth Рік тому +27

    Piano music is too high-functioning, and also the subconscious comes up with the most fantastic ideas in someone's dreams. As opposed to Jeremiah, whose subconscious makes him tell Siri he threw up in a hobo's mouth.

  • @iminumst7827
    @iminumst7827 Рік тому +88

    The afterlife sounds like a really cool idea if you don't think about it for very long.

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 Рік тому +13

      Even on the base assumption that heaven is, at the bare minimum, a place filled with a bunch of good dead people spanning millenia, I think that's pretty cool. You could sit around and learn everyone's life story, and you would never be done doing just that because there's so many people. None of us have any idea what it's like up there (considering it's the best place ever and there's no way for us to be able to know what that's like), but I think Jerma's selling it short.

    • @captainspaceman420
      @captainspaceman420 Рік тому +8

      And if you think very very long about it, it becomes cool again. Eternal bliss beyond our comprihention, AND I get to see grandpa again? Pretty cool if you ask me.

    • @3three3three3three
      @3three3three3three Рік тому +7

      i really hope death is an eternal slumber of nothingness. human souls can get bored of anything after enough time. heaven would be hell.

    • @skidaddleskidoodle1103
      @skidaddleskidoodle1103 Рік тому +6

      @@captainspaceman420 You'll get bored eventually

    • @Kacky
      @Kacky Рік тому +15

      @@skidaddleskidoodle1103 the point is that you won't lmao, you're thinking about it as if you'd be a regular human when in reality you'd be some level higher. Your mind would probably work differently

  • @arthur3816
    @arthur3816 Рік тому +9

    Germa talking about Disney infinity stream sounds like we might finally get the baseball stream

  • @tuezzy3390
    @tuezzy3390 Рік тому +1

    I absolutely love how Jerma became Mormon for two seconds before breaking a rule and deciding it wasn’t worth the effort

  • @nof9395
    @nof9395 Рік тому +5

    11:34 I hope jerma knows that his ancestors can hear him talking shit

  • @SehnsuchtYT
    @SehnsuchtYT Рік тому +3

    "The dog from Lady and the Tramp"

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout Рік тому +11

    Happy Chatsgiving. I’m thankful for 2ndJerma uploads and not much else

  • @chair2928
    @chair2928 Рік тому +27

    Luckily the parts where jerma turns his head 360 degrees and crawls on the ceiling like a spider were edited out. Pretty spooky stuff.

  • @CatSculptor
    @CatSculptor Рік тому +18

    looking forward to the stream where Jerma converts to mormonism and shows hole

  • @timothyfinn3619
    @timothyfinn3619 Рік тому +4

    Jerma's depiction of heaven sounds kinda like the one from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

  • @Jovian12
    @Jovian12 Рік тому +3

    Oh god, the talk about heaven and hell had me in fucking stitches.

  • @ivox.
    @ivox. Рік тому +5

    Im a mormon now, thank you jerma!

  • @TheSeabornGaming
    @TheSeabornGaming Рік тому +2

    Dark Ooga and Great Great Great Drunk Uncle Frank is absolutely hilarious

  • @vakk985
    @vakk985 Рік тому +8

    "Can I put a stipulation on the asshole stream?" Is a real Jerma quote that exists

  • @chanceplumlee2174
    @chanceplumlee2174 Рік тому +3

    He hasn't been the same since Ballfondler

  • @snailsaredumb9412
    @snailsaredumb9412 Рік тому +4

    Watching this is like rewatching a movie while you fall asleep for a bit every so often

  • @JARGUN145
    @JARGUN145 Рік тому +25

    This is gonna be hilarious because Jerma lacks object permanence

  • @boujee_lemonade
    @boujee_lemonade Рік тому +10

    "don't worry jerma you're not going to heaven"

  • @SuperCoolrandomguy
    @SuperCoolrandomguy Рік тому +10

    Jerma thinking he has any chance at after life and isn’t just gonna have his soul erased for all the horrors he’s committed is quite funny

  • @jamesflameson
    @jamesflameson Рік тому +6

    The ending of this game had me in tears. It really hit home hard.

  • @internalizedhappyness9774
    @internalizedhappyness9774 Рік тому +16

    Jerma doesn’t know he can just day dream!

  • @seaherb02
    @seaherb02 Рік тому +10

    i love the intros they’re so perfect

  • @jedidigha
    @jedidigha Рік тому +2

    5:15 jerma just admitted to being able to lucid dream in command

  • @AegisRick
    @AegisRick Рік тому +3

    I bet you 500K that Dark Uga is going to be in the rumble.

  • @brig7000
    @brig7000 Рік тому +5

    Dark ooga is so fucking funny my humor is broken

  • @kell_0741
    @kell_0741 Рік тому +2

    imo heaven is just miles of endless self sustaining grass fields, forests and rivers with food summoned at will and people doing what they love: music, art, gaming if thats your thing. Not misty void :(

  • @Echo18th
    @Echo18th Рік тому +8

    Bro i almost cried when I saw Disney infinity, those games are still my favorite in the whole world

  • @ArrangedNoiseFan
    @ArrangedNoiseFan Рік тому +9

    17:00 jerma noises

    • @no-lifenoah7861
      @no-lifenoah7861 Рік тому +8

      FYI this translates to "it emits noises" according to Google

    • @Rini2g
      @Rini2g Рік тому +3

      Cursed comment

  • @umcaraaleatorioeggs3339
    @umcaraaleatorioeggs3339 Рік тому +24

    So the ideal afterlife for Jerma is being a Space player from Homestuck?

    • @armageddongirl612
      @armageddongirl612 Рік тому +2

      homestuck fan AND isaac pfp? jegus christ, i thought i was the only one

    • @tvcompfy
      @tvcompfy Рік тому +2

      The whiplash this comment gives

    • @hefdef9961
      @hefdef9961 Рік тому +9

      no chatsprite i am not fucking crushing the GENESIS FROG with a rock, i spent like a week on this thing

  • @ArrangedNoiseFan
    @ArrangedNoiseFan Рік тому +14

    9:31 someone should animate this

  • @fardass3535
    @fardass3535 23 дні тому +2

    I love when jerma is struggling in a game and reinvents some wierd cult religion. like mormon here and amish in ultrakill

  • @FYCY
    @FYCY Рік тому +6

    When I was a teenager I had a thought of what heaven was like and the only stipulation to get into heaven was you had to tell your dead family members everything you've ever masturbated to. This gave me extreme existential dread.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +3

      My ancestors would probably clap knowing what my family were known for.
      NOT PEDOPHILIA or anything illegal like that if anyone is thinking that LMAO my grandparents just owned a lot of pornography

    • @monosophy691
      @monosophy691 Рік тому

      Oh thatd be easy for me, all I get off to is the idea of men violently killing me

    • @FYCY
      @FYCY Рік тому

      @@monosophy691 nice..?

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +1

      @@monosophy691 heck yeah brother

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 Рік тому +1

      There is no Europol in Heaven😋😋

  • @Grapefruit5000
    @Grapefruit5000 Рік тому +21

    I love this game. I need a sequel.

  • @theelltrain8985
    @theelltrain8985 Рік тому +7

    “I very much enjoyed that, 6/10”

  • @k.g.f.chapter2286
    @k.g.f.chapter2286 Рік тому +8

    Wow! The passage of time is inevitable!

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +4

      As you said this my phone time switched to the time where I need to finish my lunch break also bye I'm go

  • @ender_king1670
    @ender_king1670 Рік тому +4

    Is this a reposted video?! I swear this isn't the first time I've heard him decrying Disney Infinity and threatening us with his asshole.

    • @gusj8844
      @gusj8844 Рік тому +2

      Your comment made my day. Thank you

    • @ender_king1670
      @ender_king1670 Рік тому +2

      @@gusj8844 Always good to hear I made someone happier. Even if for a mere moment. I hope you have a wonderful day. ^_^

  • @DoctaM364
    @DoctaM364 Рік тому +3

    Jerma becomes a Mormon pt 1

  • @thekalajaclan1783
    @thekalajaclan1783 Рік тому +6

    Jerma makes me rub my feet together when I am high

  • @zonarde
    @zonarde Рік тому +3

    2:41 actually made me flinch

  • @basilicon.
    @basilicon. Рік тому +9

    Still waiting for that Skylanders stream.

    • @tropiccheekss
      @tropiccheekss Рік тому +1

      i would be so fuckin hype but also why is disney infinity in the thumbnail-

  • @Pendji
    @Pendji Рік тому +5

    The whole "taking really specific thumbnail photos" is basically internet etiquette. He recorded a fuckton of clips of him with a beard to use 2 years later

  • @TabooRetka701
    @TabooRetka701 6 місяців тому

    16:23 "Minus one planet" I like to think that this implies that the otherworldly godly forces heard jerma say a bad word and were like "ok, now he is not getting that planet!" And just fucking blow it up to dust

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek Рік тому +3

    happy birthday miku!

  • @kwak0
    @kwak0 Рік тому +4

    i love how he massively overestimates the amount of people that have ever been alive

  • @Lucatin
    @Lucatin Рік тому +2

    "this music is nice. I enjoy this." "I don't like it"

  • @gaminglol1167
    @gaminglol1167 Рік тому +5

    16:59 why does this remind me of the hungry shark theme?

  • @carlll7596
    @carlll7596 Рік тому +8

    DARTH OOGA RISES

  • @Quoise_
    @Quoise_ Рік тому +3

    Jermas description of obsession is exactly the same as mine😊

  • @postedonboard
    @postedonboard 7 днів тому

    you know its good when the first thing he says is "thats the satan hour, isnt it"

  • @Quoise_
    @Quoise_ Рік тому +3

    My thoughts are exactly like Jermas and I’m not sure if that means I’m a pyscho or if Jerma is the most sane human

  • @CheesinIndian
    @CheesinIndian 26 днів тому

    5:04 jerma could have said anything. A Time Machine, a cure for cancer, a fix for the ozone layer.
    Nope. Plastic rope, guys.

  • @shwiftymemelord261
    @shwiftymemelord261 Рік тому +6

    haven is freedom from your mortal mind
    there is no dopamine need, no emotion whatsoever, it's just your soul and peace. i don't know what that feels like. but it will have to feel nice

    • @skidaddleskidoodle1103
      @skidaddleskidoodle1103 Рік тому +2

      So it just sucks?

    • @shwiftymemelord261
      @shwiftymemelord261 Рік тому +1

      @@skidaddleskidoodle1103 no. heaven isn't allowed to suck

    • @skidaddleskidoodle1103
      @skidaddleskidoodle1103 Рік тому +1

      If afterlife is just you as a soul flying around and doing nothing it pretty much means you don't exist

    • @shwiftymemelord261
      @shwiftymemelord261 Рік тому +1

      @@skidaddleskidoodle1103 a soul flouting around not being bound by any mortal coil is existing. It's just another plane of existence

    • @skidaddleskidoodle1103
      @skidaddleskidoodle1103 Рік тому +1

      @@shwiftymemelord261 You still don't do anything except floating around. As a soul you don't have a nose to smell, skin to feel, eyes to see, tongue to taste, or ears to hear. You just exist.

  • @charbles1771
    @charbles1771 Рік тому +3

    1:35 miku > impressionism

  • @FamousFennec
    @FamousFennec Рік тому +2

    Can we put some respect in the Ooga Elbertson name