I just noticed that there's a render glitch during Cremia's bit. There wasn't supposed to be any unique visuals anyways, but still that's my bad for not detecting and fixing that issue before uploading. Sorry everyone for that mistake!
Skyward Sword Zelda was just great. The time you spend with her in the beginning really cements the "childhood friend crush" that acts as the motivation to save her. A bunch of the game you don't even know Zelda at all, but Skyward Sword? We gotta save that cuteness.
Honestly TP was the one for me. I had a crush on Link, Zelda, both Midna, Telma and even Ganondorf. Heck, even seeing the Zora Prince's dead mom's spirit awoke something in me.
BoTW for me. I literally want both fish siblings, the bird, the MC, the other MC, goddammit Ganon in BoTW is either a shriveled corpse or evil goo so im good
And let’s not forget about the pretty lady over the lil boat house in the Zora’s area too! 🥹 Oh and also ASHEI!! (the girl who was researching Snowpeak) TLOZ characters have never looked better imo I wish they’d remaster this game again 😭😭
The Postman scene made me laugh way too much. Loved it when you mentioned Malon, "hey back off, that's my wife". She's adorable; I used to ship her and Link when I was younger.
@@AtomIsTooTiredToStream I experienced a bit brain fog before. I messed up awhile back when I posted, that's all. If the 'wtf' was about the quote ""my wife"" etc, I was quoting what the creator of this video said. I thought his line was funny. If you are replying 'wtf' about my tastes in pairing fictional characters together, that's just what I like. I've always liked Adult Link and Adult Malon. If you like a different shipping/pairing, you do you. Hope you have a nice day.
Imp Midna fit her personality better. I can tell that they came up with it first. With her more humanoid form, she looks too serious, and like they built her JUST for the line "are you too stunned by my beauty" or whatever it was. I came here to bully simps, not to find someone who brings up a good point ;-;
I'm so glad other people agree! I have had a few people ask me and they are confused why I specifically say that I simp for the imp version of Midna. And I guess it's what all you guys are saying. I really like how sassy and funny and playful she is in her imp form, and how we got to see her grow as a character but as soon as she returns to normal she is all serious. ( Btw there is nothing wrong with that it makes sense why she is like that and I have no problem with it) anywho I don't know why I am rambling I just love talking to people about zelda and I think that the zelda community is one of the best things ever. Also Twilight princess is the best game ever made...just wanted to put that out there
A few weeks ago I did a full analysis on the life of Cremia. Both her and Malon had so much potential that the game devs just never fully fleshed out. If OoT and MM were made in this botw era that would be amazing.
@@Zeldom I have done some BotW Modding, and after I finish a dungeon that few people know that I'm doing, I was planning to do some kind of Malon mod. I won't say more than that, let's just hope I find the time.
Twilight Princess Link is fairly accurate. But ngl, Twilight Princess Ganondorf kinda awoke something in me. XD Def needing a part 2 for all the thirst in the comments.
If you have a crush on Skyward Sword Link, yknow he’s also one of the most competent Links out there right? He has his entire moveset right out the gate. And every teacher praises the crap out of him despite how much he daydreams. And is one of 2 Links that never at any point needs sword tutorials? XD So I’ll just say anyone who likes him, likes dreamers with their head in the clouds. And a man that already knows how to use his sword. Take your pick.
So much waifu/husbando material in this series, hot damn. A toss-up between Mipha and Midna for me. Mipha is just sweetness distilled. Midna is a shortstack and dommy-mommy in one package!
Can't get over the fact that they put both fish waifu and fish husbando in the same game and family at that. Please shoot me for saying this, but obviously Doruphan got them hottie genes
@@amog8202imo both sidon and mipha look like different species of shark and their dad looks like a whale to me (not only the size, but also the streaks on his belly) so he really might be different my head cannon is that he looked like an aquatic strongman, muscular but with visible fat, i picture him as a ribald, fun-loving young king who loved showing off with his soldiers even if it didn't suit his position especially after reading one of the zora monuments but ofc thats only my headcannon, quite possible that there are some clues in-game that disprove it but i forced them out of my memory :d
Lol avoided all the children characters for obvious reasons. Kafei was an exception since he's actually a grown man who was cursed to look like a kid temporarily. I actually think WW Link is older than most people think he is, but this isn't a theory video so I just went ahead and included him.
@@Zeldom Considering the behavior of some of the comments, I guess I have to give you the benefit that this is your vid and you make up your own rules. To me, they are just fictional characters. Also for Romani - your Childhood friend is an Alien Slayer.
It's so awesome that you did this so both genders can appreciate it. I clicked out of curiosity expecting it to be all chicks, but you have guys too. Thank you. ^^ But you forgot one, Wolf Link. The caption for that would be "you're too furry, seek help". 😂
Twilight princess Zelda, botw Zelda, Kass… Hyrule Warriors Link… Skyward sword Link… I feel called out. I need to hear an updated version with Totk Zelda and Link now fhfhkd
Bahahaha TP Link was so unexpected but absolutely accurate. And even though I'm not attracted to TP Zelda, I love the respect you gave to the character. Same for Purah, made me chuckle and smile. I loved her mad scientist and chaotic side in BOTW already, so AOC was really a treat for me on that aspect.
For record Mipha is sweet and caring girl that will heal if their sick people a for living. She will look after you if get sick 😷 or help you if your hurt. Also, probably rock you in your bedroom, because nice girls are secretly freaks in the bed.❤
As a kid I played Twilight Princess first and had a HUUUUUGE crush on Link. Then when I got Ocarina of Time on the 3ds, I developed another HUGE crush on Sheik. I remember feeling lowkey betrayed when it turned out Sheik was actually Zelda 😅 (that being said, this video is fairly accurate)
Lol, I did think Sheik was cute and I probably could've had a crush on him, but for some reason I had this suspicion that he was actually Zelda, so that's probably why I didn't, lol. But if I hadn't thought that, I probably would've felt totally betrayed 😆
Midna is top tier. Cia is 2nd best, though her dark skin is very tempting... But of course, nobody can ever beat the absolutely cake of a man that is *The Postman*
Lol, I haven't played the game he's in, so I don't know him and I was grossed out when that clip played until his tongue went back into his mouth, and then I had a moment of, "oh wait! He's kinda cute!" 😂
Thank you sir. You have made me realize not just my undying rush on Zelda in almost every game,but mipha,impa,paya,midna,and pretty much every other female in this video
5:42 I feel called out. I've been eating nothing but frozen meals or other extremely low effort meals for pretty much the whole time I've lived alone. The worst part is I took 3 years of cooking classes in secondary school, however I was always the one who just cut the vegetables in the group except for one time when I somehow managed to get boiling hot oil to kinda fly all over the place because it got too hot and it caused me to panic because nobody had told us what to do in that situation, so when the teacher came to help she got a mild burn and probably a cautious story to tell her future students. I apologized to her like a million times and I still feel bad for not being able to act in that situation after almost 4 years since it happened even though I had no clue what do in that situation. I also once almost burned macaroni while trying to cook it in water which I think tells more than enough of my cooking skills.
Me with a crush on all the adult Links: (For Hyrule Warriors I was disappointed because I am neither a girl nor a weeb. Twilight Princess Link's was pretty accurate though...)
Omg idk how I forgot about him. Ig I'll blame Kim since she helped with the list of male characters since I'm straight and don't know which male characters people crush on 😅
Urbosa is not allowed to be a ship. She is the mother figure, and NOBODY is allowed to ship ANYONE with the mother figure, or I will find where you live, break into your house, search a ton of furry porn on your laptop, and then show your mother your search history.
I just noticed that there's a render glitch during Cremia's bit. There wasn't supposed to be any unique visuals anyways, but still that's my bad for not detecting and fixing that issue before uploading. Sorry everyone for that mistake!
Well this channels name is unfortunate for this vid….don’t kill me whoever sees this
Np it happens xD, still great video :D
Where's the witch that gives you the bell in between worlds?
For nico he should of put u wanna be with a GTA protagonist for those who don't know the protagonist of GTA IV is named nico
My Zelda crush was mipha (you absolutely nailed my description)
Sidon: it's either too much fanfiction, or too much yaoi...
Or scaly art. (Fish count as scaly)
Nah Prince Sidon’s got that glorious smile
Probably both...
Pretty much
Do i wanna know what yaoi means?
Mipha is just way to nice and caring there is litteraly nothing to hate about her :3
true
She's a gross fish
7 months late but truth
i wanna date her
criticism wide open cant change my mind lmfao
Mipha: you are correct
The Daruk one caught me off guard and the Robbie one was perfect.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Had to give the perfect character a perfect rock session
Daruk. Easily the best representation here xD
Those two are my favorite!!!! But me and Robbie would be super good buddies.
We both LOVE ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!🕺
I hated that I was obsessed with Robbie after seeing his Age Of Calamity design 😭🥺🥰
1:42
Skyward Sword Zelda was just great. The time you spend with her in the beginning really cements the "childhood friend crush" that acts as the motivation to save her. A bunch of the game you don't even know Zelda at all, but Skyward Sword? We gotta save that cuteness.
Skyward sword Zelda best Zelda
And then you run into her again and Impa is all like " Remember your training" and then she turns her back to Link. Impa! WHY?!
Honestly TP was the one for me. I had a crush on Link, Zelda, both Midna, Telma and even Ganondorf. Heck, even seeing the Zora Prince's dead mom's spirit awoke something in me.
Bc tp character design was peak 😭😭
BoTW for me.
I literally want both fish siblings, the bird, the MC, the other MC, goddammit
Ganon in BoTW is either a shriveled corpse or evil goo so im good
And let’s not forget about the pretty lady over the lil boat house in the Zora’s area too! 🥹 Oh and also ASHEI!! (the girl who was researching Snowpeak) TLOZ characters have never looked better imo I wish they’d remaster this game again 😭😭
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@@amog8202 So how'd this age? :D
"Link: You likely can't cook well, and want a man who will eat literally anything."
I mean, dam, you got me...
LMAO
Link staring at the overcooked pile of rocks he calls 'Fine Dining'.
The Postman scene made me laugh way too much. Loved it when you mentioned Malon, "hey back off, that's my wife". She's adorable; I used to ship her and Link when I was younger.
why don’t you now
@@liam7999 Sorry, I must've worded things differently. To clarify I still like that pairing even now.
@@4-kathryn wtf
@@AtomIsTooTiredToStream I experienced a bit brain fog before. I messed up awhile back when I posted, that's all.
If the 'wtf' was about the quote ""my wife"" etc, I was quoting what the creator of this video said. I thought his line was funny.
If you are replying 'wtf' about my tastes in pairing fictional characters together, that's just what I like. I've always liked Adult Link and Adult Malon. If you like a different shipping/pairing, you do you. Hope you have a nice day.
@@4-kathryn why do you pair characters together, you just make the Zelda community worse.
0:45 “You most value a girl’s ahhhhh…I mean personality”
Let’s be honest imp midna was the best and midna herself had amazing character development
Hell yeah
It's still gonna be a LONG time before I abandon her. Perhaps as long as a cold day in hell.
Imp Midna fit her personality better. I can tell that they came up with it first. With her more humanoid form, she looks too serious, and like they built her JUST for the line "are you too stunned by my beauty" or whatever it was. I came here to bully simps, not to find someone who brings up a good point ;-;
Agreed
I'm so glad other people agree! I have had a few people ask me and they are confused why I specifically say that I simp for the imp version of Midna. And I guess it's what all you guys are saying. I really like how sassy and funny and playful she is in her imp form, and how we got to see her grow as a character but as soon as she returns to normal she is all serious. ( Btw there is nothing wrong with that it makes sense why she is like that and I have no problem with it) anywho I don't know why I am rambling I just love talking to people about zelda and I think that the zelda community is one of the best things ever.
Also Twilight princess is the best game ever made...just wanted to put that out there
Finally Linebeck getting the love he deserves.
Anyone who appreciates Malon is good in my book. I need more of her in the series.
A few weeks ago I did a full analysis on the life of Cremia. Both her and Malon had so much potential that the game devs just never fully fleshed out. If OoT and MM were made in this botw era that would be amazing.
@@Zeldom I have done some BotW Modding, and after I finish a dungeon that few people know that I'm doing, I was planning to do some kind of Malon mod. I won't say more than that, let's just hope I find the time.
Yes. Malon is truly the best.
Please lord yes I need my wife in botw...
@@Zeldom you mean totk! 😅
The “you’re also a weeb, but with good taste” had me dying
My crush is urbosa but the postman is such a Chad, all that work he goes through deserves respect
Also I don't care about cardi b
Death by Snu Snu
@@friezyboi0875same bro
@@friezyboi0875we have the same opinions
I feel like it should’ve been something about dominant women, or maybe that’s just me
Called me out on Revali, Sidon, Robbie and Teba especially. My type's literally dudes with great hair you hit it on the nose there LMAOO
That Daruk scene is priceless!😂
Also, I guess that Sidon description fits me pretty well admittedly lol.
Yeah, I didn't expect them to pull a "Moto Moto", it caught me off guard😂
Generally I'm not down bad for nintendo characters across the board, but Ghirahim, my god he's amazing.
Twilight Princess Link is fairly accurate. But ngl, Twilight Princess Ganondorf kinda awoke something in me. XD Def needing a part 2 for all the thirst in the comments.
The first time I saw TP Ganondorf I was head over heels. Something about him is just
Ayo
Purah: YOUR A NORMIE.
Bokoblin: your gigachad
I was all excited when you got to Kass and then you killed me with that callout
Bro im in the same boat 💀
Same
Kass is my absolute homie, you got beef with the bird you've got beef with me.
Kass-
Me- YES, YES
You're a furry
Me- 👁👄👁
😏
Marone was my childhood crush, I still have a softspot for her even as an adult
If you have a crush on Skyward Sword Link, yknow he’s also one of the most competent Links out there right? He has his entire moveset right out the gate. And every teacher praises the crap out of him despite how much he daydreams. And is one of 2 Links that never at any point needs sword tutorials? XD
So I’ll just say anyone who likes him, likes dreamers with their head in the clouds. And a man that already knows how to use his sword. Take your pick.
Jesus, i love midna...
and i also love tall women !
HOW DID YOU KNOW !!!?? 🤣
fairly accurate video
I do not listen to Cardi B or whatever. But Urbosa is bae.
Came here to say this
The way you want to die is death by snu snu
Did Urbosa dirty for sure. She brings fury not bimbos
she's a dommy mommy :3
Ganondorf (totk): you either have refined taste in men
*or youre a simp… ✨with daddy issues✨*
So much waifu/husbando material in this series, hot damn.
A toss-up between Mipha and Midna for me.
Mipha is just sweetness distilled. Midna is a shortstack and dommy-mommy in one package!
Can't get over the fact that they put both fish waifu and fish husbando in the same game and family at that.
Please shoot me for saying this, but obviously Doruphan got them hottie genes
@@amog8202 He grants his children a treasure he cannot possess
@@cardboardking577 he was probably a man of glorious stature in his prime lmao
@@amog8202imo both sidon and mipha look like different species of shark and their dad looks like a whale to me (not only the size, but also the streaks on his belly) so he really might be different
my head cannon is that he looked like an aquatic strongman, muscular but with visible fat, i picture him as a ribald, fun-loving young king who loved showing off with his soldiers even if it didn't suit his position
especially after reading one of the zora monuments
but ofc thats only my headcannon, quite possible that there are some clues in-game that disprove it but i forced them out of my memory :d
Tetra and paya are literally the only crushes I had on Zelda of course after eagus that man just drives me crazy
Kass: You are a furry or you appreciate a man who can play an instrument...or you like dad figure
Is it too much to ask for all 3?
for me its all three
Definitely all 3
"You cant cook"
I feel called out, send help-
That bit about TP Link and the goats actually made me laugh out loud. Gg, Kim!
“Sidon. You read too much fanfiction.”
*Me, sinking into my chair*
Botw link has achieved the perfect middle ground between masculine and femininity and is also a mainstream character at the same time truly amazing 😮
Androgynous monarch Botw Link
I love Zelda and Malon, but I also think that Ruto is quite beautiful in her own unique way
My only Zelda crush is... the ol' BALL AND CHAIN! Get it? Like the Ball and Chain in Twilight Princess? No? Ok.
Part 2, but with forgotten characters; Fi, Linkle, Nayru, Din, Farore, Twinrova, Hylia, Jolene, The Lady, Princess Styla, etc
Agitha
Yunobo,Deku Princess and Astor.
Vaati and the banker from MM perhaps?
:'y
HOLD UP she is a child
(If you are a child I retract my hold up)
The Agatha ciment
You know whats the best thing of dating a redhead? She's more than happy to cosplay Malon...
Someday friend..someday
What! No hydrated ganon? I’m shocked.
I was WAITING for Ghirahim you have NO idea how PATIENTLY I was waiting 🤣
Where's Saria?
You have a thing for your childhood friend that you haven't seen for a while.
Tell that to the judge
Lol avoided all the children characters for obvious reasons. Kafei was an exception since he's actually a grown man who was cursed to look like a kid temporarily. I actually think WW Link is older than most people think he is, but this isn't a theory video so I just went ahead and included him.
📸
@@Zeldom Considering the behavior of some of the comments, I guess I have to give you the benefit that this is your vid and you make up your own rules.
To me, they are just fictional characters.
Also for Romani - your Childhood friend is an Alien Slayer.
You also essentially like 9 year old girls…
*FBI OPEN UP!!!!!*
BAHAHAH- I used to have a crush on windwaker link when I was 12. Now I like skyward sword link lol.
"The only girl for you is in your dreams"
Oh. That hits right in the soul.
*Can Confirm! :D*
Purah (TotK): You're a sub, or at least like it rough.
Purah (BotW): Please step a bit closer to this wood chipper...
"Your honor it was an experiment gone wrong I swear she's 18"
@@Dragonlord826your honor shes 100+ years old
@@VeryShrimple your honor her sloppy got 100 years experience i swear
I thought i liked Urbosa for being badass and confident, while also being compassionate
Y'all didn't even know what you had in store with Purah in TOTK
Zelda Skyward Sword: You're constantly being pushed around (literally off statues and Skyloft).
Man that was accurate...
I like Revali by the way 😅
Also that Daruk scene caught me off guard-
I waited for both Sooga and Ganondorf. I love both of them XD
Guess I'll have to make an edgy part 2
I was also wondering about this. My sister-in-law has a major crush on Ganondorf.
I was waiting for Ganondorf lol
@@princessalora3178 I waited for Helmaroc King and Ganondorf XD
If you're into Ganondorf then you don't mind sharing your guy I guess :')
Little does this man know that Purah is now in the picture and crushes all other Legend of Zelda crushes
It's so awesome that you did this so both genders can appreciate it. I clicked out of curiosity expecting it to be all chicks, but you have guys too. Thank you. ^^
But you forgot one, Wolf Link. The caption for that would be "you're too furry, seek help". 😂
Of course, gotta appeal to the female viewers (and non-straights) as well 😄
@@Zeldom thx
Can confirm that at least three genders will appreciate this video.
@@Zeldom yes!! bisexuals need this
@@Numbabutwo genders yes
Mipha: You're a softie, and a simp!
????
Is that not the entirety of the video?
Simpery????
But why is this so accurate? I just wanted a funny video, I didn't think I'd be called out like this.
Twilight princess Zelda, botw Zelda, Kass… Hyrule Warriors Link… Skyward sword Link… I feel called out. I need to hear an updated version with Totk Zelda and Link now fhfhkd
Bahahaha TP Link was so unexpected but absolutely accurate.
And even though I'm not attracted to TP Zelda, I love the respect you gave to the character. Same for Purah, made me chuckle and smile. I loved her mad scientist and chaotic side in BOTW already, so AOC was really a treat for me on that aspect.
Plot twist: I simp for all of them
as someone who has a crush on Purah i can confirm that this is accurate!
as a person attracted to BOTW link that grew up in a family where i was taught to cook out of pure family instinct, this is very true
‘The only girl for you is in your dreams’
I felt that
fair
Urbosa - you want a woman that can, and will, step on you
For record Mipha is sweet and caring girl that will heal if their sick people a for living. She will look after you if get sick 😷 or help you if your hurt. Also, probably rock you in your bedroom, because nice girls are secretly freaks in the bed.❤
^
She may be a dead fish…
But certainly not in bed ;))
@@Zeldom oh no what did you do
Almost every iteration of Zelda is perfect don’t call me out like this
As a kid I played Twilight Princess first and had a HUUUUUGE crush on Link. Then when I got Ocarina of Time on the 3ds, I developed another HUGE crush on Sheik. I remember feeling lowkey betrayed when it turned out Sheik was actually Zelda 😅 (that being said, this video is fairly accurate)
I think a lot of us were disappointed, lol.
Lol, I did think Sheik was cute and I probably could've had a crush on him, but for some reason I had this suspicion that he was actually Zelda, so that's probably why I didn't, lol. But if I hadn't thought that, I probably would've felt totally betrayed 😆
I had legit shed a tear for you on that last part.
4:43 OMG SO TRUE IM IN THE REVALI GANG
REAL I
thank you for doing our queen AOC Purah justice 😳💞
I love Purah and Robbie in AoC. They're by far my favorite characters in the game, and yes more than even Link and Zelda
@@Zeldom lmaooo that's so valid!! they were so fun, i love how they were portrayed. 😂💖 thanks for the reply!
Hot and crazy for the win
@@sethmathews1860 so true 😂
Just wait until you see ToTK Purah
Midna is top tier.
Cia is 2nd best, though her dark skin is very tempting...
But of course, nobody can ever beat the absolutely cake of a man that is *The Postman*
She’s right; I’ll eat literally anything
Windwaker link: You’re either 12 years old. Or you need to be arrested
5:32 exactly
Give her to me
Cant believe I got pipit rolled. But accurate on linebeck, my sad pathetic sexyman finally got the respect he deserves
Ghirahim: you like to French kiss…
Erm 0///0 well… no I just like characters who seem very gentlemanly … erm… gotta go! *flies away*
Lol, I haven't played the game he's in, so I don't know him and I was grossed out when that clip played until his tongue went back into his mouth, and then I had a moment of, "oh wait! He's kinda cute!" 😂
i never thought i liked men until i met age of calamity robbie lol
I got called out AND rick rolled at the same time 😭
Stop the Sidon and mipha are too accurate to me 😭
I am so happy kass and teba made it. Very accurate.
“Sidon: you read too much fan fiction” dang….it hurts cause it’s true….
Wasn't expecting Kass, and wasn't expecting to catch fire.
Magda: You’re a masochist
The fact that about 80% of this is 100% accurate.
Thank you sir. You have made me realize not just my undying rush on Zelda in almost every game,but mipha,impa,paya,midna,and pretty much every other female in this video
Crush* woopsies
5:42 I feel called out. I've been eating nothing but frozen meals or other extremely low effort meals for pretty much the whole time I've lived alone.
The worst part is I took 3 years of cooking classes in secondary school, however I was always the one who just cut the vegetables in the group except for one time when I somehow managed to get boiling hot oil to kinda fly all over the place because it got too hot and it caused me to panic because nobody had told us what to do in that situation, so when the teacher came to help she got a mild burn and probably a cautious story to tell her future students. I apologized to her like a million times and I still feel bad for not being able to act in that situation after almost 4 years since it happened even though I had no clue what do in that situation. I also once almost burned macaroni while trying to cook it in water which I think tells more than enough of my cooking skills.
All I want is to go into botw lock Zelda in an outhouse and throw ms goody two shoes down into the canyon
Epic list! Had such a blast watching it. THANKS Andy!
I lol'd at the Ravio bit...
"You like Furries"
Ravio: "Now listen to me... hear me out..."
at least that's what I interpeted from that picture xD
1:44 what did y'all do to my man.
Look at how they massacred my boy!!
Cia: Unless you're Link, forget it.
I don’t have any crushes, but what you said about Groose and Linebeck is just straight up facts.
You did NOT just disrespect my boy Tingle.
Bro, I love all the Zelda characters 🗿
The way link turned around actually scared me.
How am I a year late 🤨
Me with a crush on all the adult Links:
(For Hyrule Warriors I was disappointed because I am neither a girl nor a weeb. Twilight Princess Link's was pretty accurate though...)
True form Midna and Marin are goddesses of the heart.
2:18 I _will_ fight you, come at me bro
Challenge accepted!
I team with Knightmare!
No Ganondorf? Am I just that much of a freak? 😂😂😂
I don't have crushes on fictional characters but Impa is too badass on Age of Calamity tbh
YES PIPIT!!!! finally getting the recognition he deserves
Midna: Your relationships are hot, but don't last.
TP Zelda: You like girls that you'll never be with
2:46 man, they got me there
I felt simultaneously attacked and accurately portrayed when Hilda came up.....
well for botw link it would be more a "he cooks for you" situation, that man is the gordon ramsey of zelda
I waited for Sooga and he never popped up which made me sad 😭
Omg idk how I forgot about him. Ig I'll blame Kim since she helped with the list of male characters since I'm straight and don't know which male characters people crush on 😅
But yeah Sooga would've had a lot of good joke potential since he's a hunk. He's a fitting character for the Yiga Clan unlike Kohga
Urbosa is not allowed to be a ship. She is the mother figure, and NOBODY is allowed to ship ANYONE with the mother figure, or I will find where you live, break into your house, search a ton of furry porn on your laptop, and then show your mother your search history.