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  • @marnixvdberg9343
    @marnixvdberg9343 5 років тому +10694

    When Zlatan left the house as a teenager he told his dad ‘you are the man of the house now’

    • @preetumchokar9319
      @preetumchokar9319 4 роки тому +69

      whY aRe YoU rUnNinG
      Underrated

    • @n9tailz
      @n9tailz 4 роки тому +36

      @@preetumchokar9319 Its old asf and overrated

    • @rinat1893
      @rinat1893 4 роки тому +11

      You steal that one 200%

    • @NDJ11A
      @NDJ11A 4 роки тому +1

      Looooooooool I'm dead!!!!

    • @lowkey7914
      @lowkey7914 4 роки тому +2

      He had no dad at home is mother took care of him and his siblings while the dad was a drunk.

  • @usmaniq7181
    @usmaniq7181 5 років тому +13729

    When Zlatan makes a grammar mistake, the dictionary is edited.

  • @alexanderemiliussen4774
    @alexanderemiliussen4774 3 роки тому +2960

    When Zlatan looks in the mirror, he sees nothing, because there is only one Zlatan

  • @rdvancoban5230
    @rdvancoban5230 3 роки тому +3668

    When Zlatan goes to beach, he does not get sun-tanned. The sun gets Zla-tanned

  • @suatkayatennis
    @suatkayatennis 4 роки тому +4802

    When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password.

  • @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi
    @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi 4 роки тому +7746

    Zlatan can see John Cena.

  • @londonboy956
    @londonboy956 3 роки тому +2211

    Ghosts sit around campfires and tell each other Zlatan stories.

  • @brendanbrown8105
    @brendanbrown8105 Рік тому +204

    Lebron sending him his jersey because he was in la, and zlatan signing it and sending it back is still one of the funniest things to me.

    • @Polysthenes
      @Polysthenes 10 місяців тому +11

      Did that happen? Because that's hilarious.

    • @theoteddy9665
      @theoteddy9665 10 місяців тому +8

      it did, but I think lebron must have expected it from zlatan.. lebron

    • @zescapegoat
      @zescapegoat 6 місяців тому

      i worry about this fact being seen as a myth in the future, because of all the other Zlatan imba op statements out there

  • @elvissubasic5611
    @elvissubasic5611 5 років тому +5307

    When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest.

  • @ahmedelakad8875
    @ahmedelakad8875 4 роки тому +4922

    Brazil has Neymar
    Portugal has Ronaldo
    Zlatan has Sweden

    • @fifa4lifeunknow795
      @fifa4lifeunknow795 4 роки тому +52

      ahmed elakad Zweden*

    • @pandaman1331
      @pandaman1331 4 роки тому +88

      He permits Sweden to play with him

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga 4 роки тому +4

      FIFA4LIFE UNKNOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Loo_Kah
      @Loo_Kah 4 роки тому +12

      Poor Brazil. They have a pussy.

  • @blobboflava
    @blobboflava 3 роки тому +672

    "Lions they don't compare themselves with humans." Zlatan - what a line...

    • @mukisicario3854
      @mukisicario3854 Рік тому +1

      I must leave now now I say .struggle.onfo

    • @ozake26
      @ozake26 Рік тому +1

      It was supposed to be the other way around. The one beıng compared to ıs the better one.

    • @birkknut276
      @birkknut276 Рік тому +1

      "Why would they?" - Erling Haaland

    • @amanuelgetachew9356
      @amanuelgetachew9356 Рік тому +1

      GOT fans know where he took that from

    • @adam18272
      @adam18272 Рік тому +2

      ​@@birkknut276 "eh why not"

  • @abdullahalaman7445
    @abdullahalaman7445 3 роки тому +464

    When I feel depressed I listen zlatan interviews I get my confidence back

  • @dannyderes4907
    @dannyderes4907 4 роки тому +3725

    When Zlatan goes to a restaurant, waiters tip him.

    • @kunalbhardwaj9060
      @kunalbhardwaj9060 4 роки тому +7

      Not funny. You got the concept wrong

    • @kunalbhardwaj9060
      @kunalbhardwaj9060 4 роки тому +25

      @Albinot Avdiu you don't tell me to shut up. Zlatan tells you to shut up. (I don't know what the fuck I'm saying lol)

    • @LouisVuitton1
      @LouisVuitton1 4 роки тому +1

      @@kunalbhardwaj9060 yes

    • @AxTenTen
      @AxTenTen 4 роки тому +2

      @@kunalbhardwaj9060 i think that was funny! LOL

    • @johnjohn-vc5ub
      @johnjohn-vc5ub 4 роки тому

      @@AxTenTen no funny thinks he is you

  • @mustafayousif7637
    @mustafayousif7637 4 роки тому +8644

    Zlatan’s worst day was february 30th. Now it doesn’t exist.

    • @shook3487
      @shook3487 4 роки тому +110

      Underrated 😤😤😤

    • @ab-vr1nh
      @ab-vr1nh 4 роки тому +168

      zlatan never had a bad day feb 30 had the baddest zlatan

    • @pandaman1331
      @pandaman1331 4 роки тому +69

      No, Zlatan was the worst for February 30th, it disappeared out of fear

    • @SasurKaNati
      @SasurKaNati 4 роки тому +4

      @@ab-vr1nh Is 'baddest' a word??

    • @ab-vr1nh
      @ab-vr1nh 4 роки тому +4

      Ayushman idgaf fam

  • @memepickings7425
    @memepickings7425 3 роки тому +348

    Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting!!

    • @benamdii1715
      @benamdii1715 2 роки тому +4

      underrated

    • @rashidamiri258
      @rashidamiri258 2 роки тому +1

      Lmao so underrated

    • @leavinoneday
      @leavinoneday 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @nuelpanggabean1615
      @nuelpanggabean1615 2 роки тому +1

      Yesss hell yesssss finally the worthy and greatest zlatan statement 👍🏻👏🏼🤣 I didn't want to call it joke!

  • @ammaar_6672
    @ammaar_6672 3 роки тому +137

    Such a humble guy.

  • @vuurmanvlam8562
    @vuurmanvlam8562 4 роки тому +1142

    When zlatan was born he said congratulations to his mother

  • @Danledz
    @Danledz 6 років тому +2860

    When Mark Zuckerberg invented Facebook, there was already a friend request waiting from Zlatan.

  • @angelortuno9156
    @angelortuno9156 3 роки тому +190

    When Zlatan loses a game, the other team is disqualified

  • @akchharthapa2189
    @akchharthapa2189 3 роки тому +71

    When Zlatan drinks water, the water is hydrated.

  • @user-mx9db3lr3z
    @user-mx9db3lr3z 6 років тому +9905

    Zlatan is good but Jesus Christ is the King of kings and the Lord of lords. He is the only way to salvation

    • @Kashmirknight
      @Kashmirknight 5 років тому +70

      Hahaha.....great one.

    • @ashrafii1456
      @ashrafii1456 5 років тому +46

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the best by far

    • @samsungwasim4604
      @samsungwasim4604 5 років тому +7

      Good one ahaha

    • @loveanimals8389
      @loveanimals8389 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sejn195
      @sejn195 5 років тому +35

      He should have missed what we call friday too.

  • @Multiple0001
    @Multiple0001 6 років тому +5879

    Zlatan does not have cocky moments, cocky moments have Zlatan.

    • @Someone-bb5ft
      @Someone-bb5ft 6 років тому +84

      *FBI wants to know your location*

    • @betterdead8551
      @betterdead8551 6 років тому +2

      Nailed it

    • @alexanderstojanov4342
      @alexanderstojanov4342 5 років тому +7

      Zlatan owns the cocky expression

    • @alexanderstojanov4342
      @alexanderstojanov4342 5 років тому +3

      Lisa Hu I know all of that, i am from Sweden and he is an even bigger star here in Sweden than he is outside the County

    • @jugojugo6591
      @jugojugo6591 5 років тому +1

      Petr Drahoňovský legend ass sentence 🔥

  • @ricardomargera
    @ricardomargera Рік тому +22

    Thanks for the memories, King Zlatan. One of the most underrated of all time, and my favorite player growing up. Man is legit a legend, and anybody else who says otherwise, just look at the numbers. 500+ goals, from the Swedish League to the MLS, Serie A, Premier and La Liga.

    • @zimmer9999
      @zimmer9999 6 місяців тому

      Not underrated but he should have gotten 1 ballon d'or. It's not normal that Messi has 8 and Ibra, Xavi, Iniesta 0.

  • @evanlebzu1
    @evanlebzu1 3 роки тому +43

    When Zlatan doesn't eat, the food gets hungry.

  • @mogomotsipule3303
    @mogomotsipule3303 4 роки тому +6346

    When Zlatan is late for training,player’s get punished for being early

  • @shivanand2541
    @shivanand2541 5 років тому +1684

    Once Zlatan kicked 7 balls towards sky ....now there know as planets..

  • @user-ts5oe3mv2f
    @user-ts5oe3mv2f 3 роки тому +48

    When there’s an emergency, the police call zlatan.

  • @chickfinnegan8969
    @chickfinnegan8969 Рік тому +18

    When Zlatan was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital.

  • @dubdubdub4683
    @dubdubdub4683 3 роки тому +2733

    When Zlatan was infected from Coronavirus, the virus had to go quarantine for 14 days

    • @AndysMusicPod
      @AndysMusicPod 3 роки тому +23

      The virus started coughing

    • @nielsvd
      @nielsvd 3 роки тому +34

      The virus was infected by Zlatan

    • @user-uk5vl4fk5u
      @user-uk5vl4fk5u 3 роки тому +6

      That's a good one. 🤣

    • @bataitez6983
      @bataitez6983 3 роки тому

      Maybe not joke about this virus since its really affecting everyone
      :)

    • @vipermufc1589
      @vipermufc1589 3 роки тому +1

      bad one

  • @ramgoenka9634
    @ramgoenka9634 4 роки тому +3268

    Reporters: so when do you think Sweden is going to win the FIFA World Cup?
    Zlatan: I don’t know I haven’t decided yet

  • @bryantparker7390
    @bryantparker7390 3 роки тому +16

    When opportunity knocks and Zlatan isn't home, opportunity waits

  • @MrBimirud
    @MrBimirud Рік тому +18

    "I don't need to dream. I am the dream." Zlatan, and only Zlatan, could have said such a thing.

  • @raphaeladdai3393
    @raphaeladdai3393 5 років тому +3249

    Ballon D'or has been chasing Zlatan for ages and still hasn't caught him. 😎🐐

  • @oblivion_4014
    @oblivion_4014 4 роки тому +903

    Zlatan once killed a living room

  • @Mmals007
    @Mmals007 3 роки тому +72

    Zlatan is one of the nicest people, when he turned 18 he allowed his parents to stay with him, and when he was a teenager, he got sick because he allowed the virus to go through his nose, legend

    • @adam18272
      @adam18272 Рік тому

      Zlatan doesn't get sick, sick gets Zlatan

  • @danielpaez4210
    @danielpaez4210 3 роки тому +33

    When God was creating earth, he asked Zlatan if he could use him as a reference to create humans.

  • @speedyflames7106
    @speedyflames7106 5 років тому +809

    When man first went to the moon, Zlatan was already there waiting.

    • @AndysMusicPod
      @AndysMusicPod 5 років тому +32

      Zlatan never waits

    • @AndysMusicPod
      @AndysMusicPod 5 років тому +25

      Zlatan never went to the moon, the moon came to Zlatan and requested Zlatan to let him go under Zlatan so he could stand on it

    • @AndysMusicPod
      @AndysMusicPod 5 років тому +1

      @Samin Sarwar I hate him too

    • @taylorw1389
      @taylorw1389 4 роки тому

      There was no man on the moon , the Americans lied their own people

    • @6vp216
      @6vp216 4 роки тому

      @Samin Sarwar fk u and messi

  • @leonghongling9842
    @leonghongling9842 4 роки тому +1177

    In school, teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Zlatan

  • @alfredolevy6500
    @alfredolevy6500 3 роки тому +20

    When Zlatan goes to a interview he is the one who asks the questions

  • @a-a174
    @a-a174 3 роки тому +43

    Zlatan doesn’t play for team, team plays for Zlatan

  • @naetoru9838
    @naetoru9838 5 років тому +547

    When Thanos tried to snap away Zlatan, Thanos disappeared.

  • @marccutirella
    @marccutirella 4 роки тому +1878

    When Zlatan turned 18 his parents had to move out

  • @rahilanajib2771
    @rahilanajib2771 3 роки тому +83

    Once Zlatan had a race with time...
    **TIME IS STILL RUNNING**

  • @maroikechukwu1320
    @maroikechukwu1320 3 роки тому +12

    Zlatan doesn't have nightmares, nightmares have zlatan

  • @whatever5994
    @whatever5994 6 років тому +1427

    What superpowers would you like to possess?
    "I already have them"
    LMAAAAO

    • @nikola7429
      @nikola7429 4 роки тому +1

      While I was reading your comment Zlatan said that lol

    • @rolas2700
      @rolas2700 4 роки тому

      @@nikola7429 lol same

  • @lakzefar449
    @lakzefar449 4 роки тому +1603

    Everyone: "How did u become this succesfull?"
    Zlatan: "I am zlatan"

    • @kerimalpalt
      @kerimalpalt 2 роки тому +8

      Successful becomes zlatan

    • @leavinoneday
      @leavinoneday 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @dragonjay7277
      @dragonjay7277 2 роки тому

      1:45 the fact that he genuinely didnt understand why the guy was laughing, tells a lot bout his confidence.

  • @chaitanyadutt7183
    @chaitanyadutt7183 2 роки тому +11

    People might have confidence, but confidence has Zlatan

  • @JakeJones19
    @JakeJones19 5 місяців тому +2

    The thing I love about zlatan is he’s aware the things he say are funny but he still whole heartedly means it 😂

  • @anuradhaanand9975
    @anuradhaanand9975 6 років тому +2637

    Reporter:" You didn't say yourself.
    Zlatan: "Lions don't compare themselves with humans
    #BOSS😎😱

    • @anpham605
      @anpham605 5 років тому +27

      sadly, in reality Human keep Lions in captive :(

    • @user-mc1zg6sz3b
      @user-mc1zg6sz3b 5 років тому +1

      Reeee normie

    • @robertstanley4573
      @robertstanley4573 5 років тому +5

      Not Boss complete nob head and cocky prick there are plenty of strikers better than him both now and through history

    • @finisheradibestboy6900
      @finisheradibestboy6900 4 роки тому +12

      @@robertstanley4573 zlatan will zlatan you

    • @kejorafall
      @kejorafall 4 роки тому +5

      @@robertstanley4573throughout history, you can count them with fingers, even then, there will always be 1 zlatan

  • @MyZek666
    @MyZek666 5 років тому +282

    When Alexender Graham Bell invented telephone, there was already a missed call from Zlatan.

  • @getthatupya208
    @getthatupya208 3 роки тому +54

    When Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request waiting from Zlatan

  • @PlanetNinetyTwo
    @PlanetNinetyTwo 2 роки тому +26

    As a child Zlatan didn't believe in Santa, Santa believed in Zlatan.

  • @phillipfry9765
    @phillipfry9765 5 років тому +1353

    The boogeyman checks under the bed for Zlatan

  • @jackdaw3088
    @jackdaw3088 6 років тому +2813

    Legends have it that Thanos is afraid of this guy

    • @XxQuakeZxX
      @XxQuakeZxX 6 років тому +64

      Jackdaw Legend says zlatan created thanos

    • @DF-vm6it
      @DF-vm6it 5 років тому +26

      DarkQuake zlatan created legends and thanos

    • @footballnotsooccer600
      @footballnotsooccer600 5 років тому +20

      He is not just a guy..... He is Zlatan ibrahimovic god damn.

    • @lenoz8442
      @lenoz8442 5 років тому +3

      Football not sooccer zlatan made the term guys

    • @NBAGOAT-gg2pk
      @NBAGOAT-gg2pk 5 років тому +3

      Zlatan made Beerus Sama and even Zeno Sama, fuck Thanos shit

  • @mitchmorris4262
    @mitchmorris4262 2 роки тому +14

    Zlatan doesn’t only walk on water. He swims through land

  • @jeffreysalvador7076
    @jeffreysalvador7076 2 роки тому +4

    What I like is that English isn't even his first language but he still gets his point across... the man is winning

  • @wolfiepvp1308
    @wolfiepvp1308 4 роки тому +1920

    When zlatan goes to bed he leaves the light on not because zlatan is scared of the dark but dark is scared of zlatan

    • @jeffhytreew3804
      @jeffhytreew3804 4 роки тому +6

      BA3ORR what abt light?

    • @Rhapsolin
      @Rhapsolin 4 роки тому +2

      @@jeffhytreew3804 thinking about it darkness is the absence of light so technically it's the other way around. Light is scared of zlatan and dark is just no light.

    • @h9peless
      @h9peless 4 роки тому +3

      RhaspsoLin no the dark doesn’t want to be around Zlatan that’s why the light is open idiot.

    • @Venusus88
      @Venusus88 4 роки тому +1

      so good!! indeed

    • @17antoniobburgess
      @17antoniobburgess 3 роки тому

      This is too funny 😂

  • @simonvedvik7198
    @simonvedvik7198 4 роки тому +3172

    Zlatan doesn't miss the goal, the goal is standing at the wrong place

  • @gl1279
    @gl1279 3 роки тому +20

    Zlatan may sound rough and has attitude but no one knows his pain , being a single baby raising 2 parents

  • @toriihunter9507
    @toriihunter9507 Рік тому +2

    Zlatan is like the meanest person with no haters

  • @fernandoortiz8418
    @fernandoortiz8418 4 роки тому +271

    When Zlatan was born he drove his mom back home from the hospital

  • @eddietejedaeddie_king273
    @eddietejedaeddie_king273 6 років тому +740

    People don’t realize that one of the hardest things to do is to be real... zlatan is real.

    • @kokobunny2863
      @kokobunny2863 5 років тому +35

      real is zlatan

    • @eddietejedaeddie_king273
      @eddietejedaeddie_king273 5 років тому +4

      Good ol' Douglas it says a Ronaldo fan 🖕🏼

    • @lenoz8442
      @lenoz8442 5 років тому +2

      E T ew ronaldo fans zaltan is better then messi and ronaldo

    • @Max-yp1iw
      @Max-yp1iw 5 років тому +1

      Good ol' Douglas its a running gag..

    • @Max-yp1iw
      @Max-yp1iw 5 років тому +2

      Good ol' Douglas don’t take him so serious, he’s just joking all the time

  • @ritviknallapati8277
    @ritviknallapati8277 3 роки тому +5

    When Zlatan gets hot, the sun starts to sweat.

  • @suyash4891
    @suyash4891 3 роки тому +21

    Zlatan is the one who can let KDB talk!!

  • @almelag4388
    @almelag4388 6 років тому +1250

    Zlatan is not cocky. Zlatan is just being Zlatan.

  • @payamdaliri3910
    @payamdaliri3910 4 роки тому +1140

    When Zlatan walks he doesn't move, the whole earth rolls.

  • @shashwat351
    @shashwat351 Рік тому +2

    Zlatan doesn't need security, security needs Zlatan

  • @aakashdharmakari2591
    @aakashdharmakari2591 2 роки тому +2

    Zlatan is the type of guy to read the whole terms & agreement and click “I disagree”. and still gets through.

  • @alexschillemans6083
    @alexschillemans6083 4 роки тому +750

    I'm missing my favorite quote from Zlatan. When asked by a journalist what he gave his girlfriend for Valentine's, Zlatan answered: 'Nothing. She already has Zlatan'.

  • @mustafayousif7637
    @mustafayousif7637 4 роки тому +333

    When graham bell made the telephone he already had 2 missed calls from zlatan

    • @thandokuhlemsomi3087
      @thandokuhlemsomi3087 3 роки тому +1

      This deserves more likes... Pure gold

    • @afal007
      @afal007 2 роки тому

      @@thandokuhlemsomi3087 no it's copied

    • @rayanthomas6699
      @rayanthomas6699 2 роки тому

      Legit mannn⚡⚡🔥🔥

    • @cosmicazur
      @cosmicazur 2 роки тому

      Haha

    • @darkscythe3874
      @darkscythe3874 8 місяців тому

      Why would zlatan need to call anybody? He is zlatan, they need to call him

  • @Khal1d
    @Khal1d 2 роки тому +5

    When Zlatan falls on the ground, the ground gets hurt

  • @Procrasti...
    @Procrasti... 2 роки тому +1

    Zlatan was once swallowed by a lion. Deciding he liked the fit, he put his arms and legs out in all directions and created the first onesie.

  • @MedMed-rm9zt
    @MedMed-rm9zt 5 років тому +2596

    i want to see zlatan and conor mcgregor in one room 😂😂

    • @danyalmalik3770
      @danyalmalik3770 5 років тому +12

      Med Med mcgregor would destroy him

    • @MedMed-rm9zt
      @MedMed-rm9zt 5 років тому +226

      +Danyal Malik i'm not talking about fighting trach talking what i ment

    • @eliasandersson3654
      @eliasandersson3654 5 років тому +237

      Danyal Malik not really, Zlatan is a Black belt in kung fu. Ediiiit taekwondo.

    • @unicornhaxgt9553
      @unicornhaxgt9553 5 років тому +20

      Elias Andersson black belt in taekwondo

    • @MedMed-rm9zt
      @MedMed-rm9zt 5 років тому +5

      +Elias Andersson takewondo not kung fu and mcgregor will beat him up

  • @weirdfacts41
    @weirdfacts41 2 роки тому +3

    Zlatan doesn't need confidence.
    Confidence needs Zlatan.

  • @chrisrowe7503
    @chrisrowe7503 Рік тому +3

    Man is 40 years old and still smashing in goals for Milan. He isn't human and he backs his arrogance up.

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 роки тому +498

    Zlatan once got bit by a snake, after 3 days of excruciating pain, the snake died

    • @sugarray6250
      @sugarray6250 3 роки тому +10

      Isn't that a Chuck Norris line?

    • @duperdude6104
      @duperdude6104 3 роки тому +5

      Chuck Norris is zlatan but the one chooses to be as humble as he can be so he disguises himself as the other one

    • @LightSaber12345
      @LightSaber12345 2 роки тому

      Looooool

    • @jaystone5036
      @jaystone5036 2 роки тому

      😂😂

  • @Liam-uh3pr
    @Liam-uh3pr 4 роки тому +622

    Zlatan didn’t sign for la galaxy
    La galaxy signed for Zlatan

    • @JF-cf6jt
      @JF-cf6jt 4 роки тому +10

      The milky way galaxy signed for zlatan

  • @m11w888
    @m11w888 3 роки тому +2

    this video made me like this guy even more

  • @iammituraj
    @iammituraj 2 роки тому +30

    When Zlatan trains 366 days in a year, it becomes a leap year.

    • @oliver-04
      @oliver-04 Рік тому

      The sentence assumes there already was 366 days in the year, therefore it was already a leap year

  • @AndysMusicPod
    @AndysMusicPod 5 років тому +1424

    The wine had to turn 18 to be drunk by Zlatan
    Edit: omg, I've never had so many people like my comment ! 💓💓

  • @Lukeluzier86
    @Lukeluzier86 4 роки тому +308

    I love reading comments on zlatan videos their the best and funniest

    • @basil8474
      @basil8474 4 роки тому +2

      SoccerBROS 86 same

    • @MartinQ-bl6co
      @MartinQ-bl6co 4 роки тому +16

      Police stopped Zlatan for speeding...
      He let the officers go with a warning.

    • @jonathanjoestar9433
      @jonathanjoestar9433 4 роки тому +11

      Zlatan doesn’t read comments comments read Zlatan

    • @JanaAhmed-um2nu
      @JanaAhmed-um2nu 4 роки тому +2

      Me to 😂❤

    • @raypauw2572
      @raypauw2572 3 роки тому +2

      Chuck Norris comments are also great

  • @iybjs5308
    @iybjs5308 3 роки тому +12

    What did Zlatan give his wife as a birthday present
    ‘Nothing. She already has zlatan. That is everything’

  • @Manpro107
    @Manpro107 3 роки тому +9

    When Zlatan goes to the restaurant, after he is done eating, he gives the waiters the bill they have to pay

  • @footnation4312
    @footnation4312 4 роки тому +852

    When Zlatan's parents were afraid of the dark they would come sleep with Zlatan.

    • @isaacthegoat1432
      @isaacthegoat1432 4 роки тому +9

      Lol.When zlatan is challenged he doesn't hold beer. Beer holds zlatan

    • @claudeclaude8948
      @claudeclaude8948 4 роки тому

      @@isaacthegoat1432 ha

    • @isaacthegoat1432
      @isaacthegoat1432 4 роки тому +1

      @Shaggy Shaggy the black belt is lucky to be worn by zlatan

    • @AndysMusicPod
      @AndysMusicPod 3 роки тому +2

      Incest detected
      Sleep next to zlatan*

    • @maria-mm4gf
      @maria-mm4gf 3 роки тому +1

      this is the best one omg

  • @diegoamores9295
    @diegoamores9295 4 роки тому +561

    When zlatan breaks the rules, the rules change.

  • @DJZedi
    @DJZedi Рік тому +3

    Zlatan doesn’t get offered club contracts. Zlatan offers contracts to clubs.

  • @hendersongalbreath1072
    @hendersongalbreath1072 9 місяців тому +1

    He has a public persona as an egomaniac, but off the pitch, this man is a genuine hero. The world would be a much better place if it had a few more Zlatan's.

  • @sandaruchathuranga4482
    @sandaruchathuranga4482 4 роки тому +647

    seriously i didnt watch the video i watched all the comments🤣 who else!!!

  • @ar21end85
    @ar21end85 4 роки тому +346

    When the referee gives Zlatan a red card, the referee is sent off the pitch

  • @karsen001
    @karsen001 3 роки тому +3

    11 out of 10.. That's the confidence I want in my life..

  • @Sohaib272
    @Sohaib272 3 роки тому +1

    Zalatan is not saying a word, the words are exiting his mouth.

  • @marcusrashford1305
    @marcusrashford1305 6 років тому +306

    Zlatan is so good he can do a wheelie on a unicycle

    • @aheer7985
      @aheer7985 5 років тому +23

      Dude I spill my tea and my balls are roasted now

    • @yamileterveer5013
      @yamileterveer5013 4 роки тому +1

      I just imagined how that would look and now I'm about dead

    • @franklinandlamar6005
      @franklinandlamar6005 2 роки тому

      Unicycles can do wheelies on zlatan

  • @fierv247
    @fierv247 6 років тому +874

    When you're Zlatan, you're allowed to be cocky 👑😀

    • @shutitloser2428
      @shutitloser2428 5 років тому +3

      Fie Rv lol Messi, Iniesta, David Silva, Isco, Kroos, Modric are all much much better players than him. You see them carrying themselves arrogantly. I don’t think so sunny.

    • @fierv247
      @fierv247 5 років тому +14

      Shut It Loser they're all good, no doubt about that! They can choose to be cocky if they wish!😃 Their personalities are their own, so we gotta respect each for his own ✌

    • @shutitloser2428
      @shutitloser2428 5 років тому +2

      Fie Rv we don’t have to respect their personalities. We have respect the way they play the game and how well they play it. Their personalities are how they are as people.

    • @shizukousapostle1stapostle710
      @shizukousapostle1stapostle710 5 років тому +6

      Shut It Loser so respect zaltan for his game... It's not like he is a bad player..

    • @fierv247
      @fierv247 5 років тому +3

      Shut It Loser And Zlatan is one of the best! Not everyone likes him, not everyone has to. But to certain people, his confidence is what makes his personality very winning.

  • @carlossiordia387
    @carlossiordia387 3 роки тому +2

    When Zlatan met a lion he chased it

  • @simplymichee7916
    @simplymichee7916 2 роки тому +1

    Omg, I love him.

  • @judahbaggerman2294
    @judahbaggerman2294 4 роки тому +666

    When zlatan makes a mistake the whole world says sorry

    • @cudpug2233
      @cudpug2233 3 роки тому +6

      Does Zlatan ever make a mistake??

    • @fahim520
      @fahim520 3 роки тому +2

      @@cudpug2233 Mistakes Made Zlatan

  • @parbatisutradhar6574
    @parbatisutradhar6574 3 роки тому +4

    When Zlatan smokes cigarette, the cigarette expands🤣🤣🤣

    • @preioh
      @preioh 3 роки тому +1

      Wtf lmao

  • @Sergio-es6rv
    @Sergio-es6rv 11 місяців тому +1

    "Dear Los Angeles,
    Your welcome"
    😂😂gold

  • @zahermiah7834
    @zahermiah7834 4 роки тому +493

    When zlatan goes to the park the ducks feed him bread

    • @artiiiplays
      @artiiiplays 3 роки тому +28

      Wtf is this lol 😂

    • @Ty-so5sh
      @Ty-so5sh 3 роки тому +21

      This is so shit but still funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Chicken56877
      @Chicken56877 3 роки тому +7

      Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lobopoderososdl3076
      @lobopoderososdl3076 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lilyli102
      @lilyli102 3 роки тому +1

      hahahahhaha

  • @suyashmishra121
    @suyashmishra121 6 років тому +389

    What superpowers would you possess?
    " Already have them ."
    This guy should open a roasting channel .

    • @nikhith
      @nikhith 5 років тому +7

      The roasting channels should sign him a contract