zlatan Ibrahimovic cocky moments

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  • @marnixvdberg9343
    @marnixvdberg9343 5 років тому +10941

    When Zlatan left the house as a teenager he told his dad ‘you are the man of the house now’

    • @preetumchokar9319
      @preetumchokar9319 5 років тому +70

      whY aRe YoU rUnNinG
      Underrated

    • @n9tailz
      @n9tailz 5 років тому +36

      @@preetumchokar9319 Its old asf and overrated

    • @rinat1893
      @rinat1893 5 років тому +12

      You steal that one 200%

    • @NDJ11A
      @NDJ11A 5 років тому +1

      Looooooooool I'm dead!!!!

    • @lowkey7914
      @lowkey7914 5 років тому +2

      He had no dad at home is mother took care of him and his siblings while the dad was a drunk.

  • @elvissubasic5611
    @elvissubasic5611 6 років тому +5417

    When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest.

  • @rdvancoban5230
    @rdvancoban5230 4 роки тому +3875

    When Zlatan goes to beach, he does not get sun-tanned. The sun gets Zla-tanned

  • @usmaniq7181
    @usmaniq7181 6 років тому +13988

    When Zlatan makes a grammar mistake, the dictionary is edited.

  • @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi
    @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi 5 років тому +7991

    Zlatan can see John Cena.

  • @londonboy956
    @londonboy956 4 роки тому +2383

    Ghosts sit around campfires and tell each other Zlatan stories.

  • @mustafayousif7637
    @mustafayousif7637 4 роки тому +8779

    Zlatan’s worst day was february 30th. Now it doesn’t exist.

    • @shook3487
      @shook3487 4 роки тому +111

      Underrated 😤😤😤

    • @ab-vr1nh
      @ab-vr1nh 4 роки тому +169

      zlatan never had a bad day feb 30 had the baddest zlatan

    • @pandaman1331
      @pandaman1331 4 роки тому +69

      No, Zlatan was the worst for February 30th, it disappeared out of fear

    • @SasurKaNati
      @SasurKaNati 4 роки тому +4

      @@ab-vr1nh Is 'baddest' a word??

    • @ab-vr1nh
      @ab-vr1nh 4 роки тому +4

      Ayushman idgaf fam

  • @vuurmanvlam8562
    @vuurmanvlam8562 5 років тому +1219

    When zlatan was born he said congratulations to his mother

  • @alexanderemiliussen4774
    @alexanderemiliussen4774 3 роки тому +3148

    When Zlatan looks in the mirror, he sees nothing, because there is only one Zlatan

  • @suatkayatennis
    @suatkayatennis 5 років тому +4916

    When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password.

  • @raphaeladdai3393
    @raphaeladdai3393 6 років тому +3277

    Ballon D'or has been chasing Zlatan for ages and still hasn't caught him. 😎🐐

  • @abdullahalaman7445
    @abdullahalaman7445 4 роки тому +533

    When I feel depressed I listen zlatan interviews I get my confidence back

    • @chickfinnegan8969
      @chickfinnegan8969 2 роки тому +10

      I laughed at this comment at first, but came back to say yes. It works.

    • @abdullahalaman7445
      @abdullahalaman7445 2 роки тому +15

      @@chickfinnegan8969 but be careful man listening him much can make you fight against your boss

    • @farhanisraque8975
      @farhanisraque8975 2 роки тому

      Same bruuuhhhhhhh

    • @ABARBIEDOLLCAMETOLIFE
      @ABARBIEDOLLCAMETOLIFE 2 роки тому

      literally

    • @lovelyjubbly34
      @lovelyjubbly34 11 місяців тому +1

      You don't GET your confidence back. you just BORROW it from Zlatan

  • @Multiple0001
    @Multiple0001 6 років тому +5923

    Zlatan does not have cocky moments, cocky moments have Zlatan.

    • @Someone-bb5ft
      @Someone-bb5ft 6 років тому +84

      *FBI wants to know your location*

    • @betterdead8551
      @betterdead8551 6 років тому +2

      Nailed it

    • @alexanderstojanov4342
      @alexanderstojanov4342 6 років тому +7

      Zlatan owns the cocky expression

    • @alexanderstojanov4342
      @alexanderstojanov4342 6 років тому +3

      Lisa Hu I know all of that, i am from Sweden and he is an even bigger star here in Sweden than he is outside the County

    • @jugojugo6591
      @jugojugo6591 6 років тому +1

      Petr Drahoňovský legend ass sentence 🔥

  • @speedyflames7106
    @speedyflames7106 6 років тому +828

    When man first went to the moon, Zlatan was already there waiting.

    • @AndysMusicPod
      @AndysMusicPod 6 років тому +32

      Zlatan never waits

    • @AndysMusicPod
      @AndysMusicPod 5 років тому +25

      Zlatan never went to the moon, the moon came to Zlatan and requested Zlatan to let him go under Zlatan so he could stand on it

    • @AndysMusicPod
      @AndysMusicPod 5 років тому +1

      @Samin Sarwar I hate him too

    • @6vp216
      @6vp216 4 роки тому

      @Samin Sarwar fk u and messi

  • @blobboflava
    @blobboflava 4 роки тому +734

    "Lions they don't compare themselves with humans." Zlatan - what a line...

    • @mukisicario3854
      @mukisicario3854 2 роки тому +1

      I must leave now now I say .struggle.onfo

    • @themark26
      @themark26 2 роки тому +1

      It was supposed to be the other way around. The one beıng compared to ıs the better one.

    • @birkknut276
      @birkknut276 2 роки тому +1

      "Why would they?" - Erling Haaland

    • @amanuelgetachew9356
      @amanuelgetachew9356 Рік тому +1

      GOT fans know where he took that from

    • @MONGOTV1r6
      @MONGOTV1r6 Рік тому +2

      ​@@birkknut276 "eh why not"

  • @mogomotsipule3303
    @mogomotsipule3303 4 роки тому +6388

    When Zlatan is late for training,player’s get punished for being early

  • @dannyderes4907
    @dannyderes4907 5 років тому +3801

    When Zlatan goes to a restaurant, waiters tip him.

    • @kunalbhardwaj9060
      @kunalbhardwaj9060 5 років тому +7

      Not funny. You got the concept wrong

    • @kunalbhardwaj9060
      @kunalbhardwaj9060 5 років тому +25

      @Albinot Avdiu you don't tell me to shut up. Zlatan tells you to shut up. (I don't know what the fuck I'm saying lol)

    • @LouisVuitton1
      @LouisVuitton1 5 років тому +1

      @@kunalbhardwaj9060 yes

    • @AxTenTen
      @AxTenTen 5 років тому +2

      @@kunalbhardwaj9060 i think that was funny! LOL

    • @johnjohn-vc5ub
      @johnjohn-vc5ub 4 роки тому

      @@AxTenTen no funny thinks he is you

  • @brendanbrown8105
    @brendanbrown8105 Рік тому +301

    Lebron sending him his jersey because he was in la, and zlatan signing it and sending it back is still one of the funniest things to me.

    • @Polysthenes
      @Polysthenes Рік тому +14

      Did that happen? Because that's hilarious.

    • @theoteddy9665
      @theoteddy9665 Рік тому +11

      it did, but I think lebron must have expected it from zlatan.. lebron

    • @zescapegoat
      @zescapegoat Рік тому

      i worry about this fact being seen as a myth in the future, because of all the other Zlatan imba op statements out there

    • @xlncy
      @xlncy 4 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@Polysthenes Zlatan would have gave his jersey in return if LeBron gave his jersey in person. Instead LeBron mailed it to Zlatan and, Zlatan felt offended saying who does he think he is and signed it and sent it back. He told about the incident to Andrew Schultz 😂

  • @dubdubdub4683
    @dubdubdub4683 4 роки тому +2761

    When Zlatan was infected from Coronavirus, the virus had to go quarantine for 14 days

  • @ahmedelakad8875
    @ahmedelakad8875 5 років тому +5104

    Brazil has Neymar
    Portugal has Ronaldo
    Zlatan has Sweden

    • @fifa4lifeunknow795
      @fifa4lifeunknow795 5 років тому +52

      ahmed elakad Zweden*

    • @pandaman1331
      @pandaman1331 4 роки тому +90

      He permits Sweden to play with him

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga 4 роки тому +4

      FIFA4LIFE UNKNOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Loo_Kah
      @Loo_Kah 4 роки тому +12

      Poor Brazil. They have a pussy.

  • @ammaar_6672
    @ammaar_6672 3 роки тому +180

    Such a humble guy.

  • @ramgoenka9634
    @ramgoenka9634 4 роки тому +3311

    Reporters: so when do you think Sweden is going to win the FIFA World Cup?
    Zlatan: I don’t know I haven’t decided yet

  • @Danledz
    @Danledz 6 років тому +2894

    When Mark Zuckerberg invented Facebook, there was already a friend request waiting from Zlatan.

  • @akchhuzzz
    @akchhuzzz 4 роки тому +100

    When Zlatan drinks water, the water is hydrated.

  • @shivanand2541
    @shivanand2541 5 років тому +1706

    Once Zlatan kicked 7 balls towards sky ....now there know as planets..

  • @naetoru9838
    @naetoru9838 6 років тому +564

    When Thanos tried to snap away Zlatan, Thanos disappeared.

  • @ricardomargera
    @ricardomargera Рік тому +31

    Thanks for the memories, King Zlatan. One of the most underrated of all time, and my favorite player growing up. Man is legit a legend, and anybody else who says otherwise, just look at the numbers. 500+ goals, from the Swedish League to the MLS, Serie A, Premier and La Liga.

    • @zimmer9999
      @zimmer9999 Рік тому +1

      Not underrated but he should have gotten 1 ballon d'or. It's not normal that Messi has 8 and Ibra, Xavi, Iniesta 0.

  • @jackdaw3088
    @jackdaw3088 6 років тому +2821

    Legends have it that Thanos is afraid of this guy

    • @XxQuakeZxX
      @XxQuakeZxX 6 років тому +64

      Jackdaw Legend says zlatan created thanos

    • @DF-vm6it
      @DF-vm6it 6 років тому +26

      DarkQuake zlatan created legends and thanos

    • @footballnotsooccer600
      @footballnotsooccer600 6 років тому +20

      He is not just a guy..... He is Zlatan ibrahimovic god damn.

    • @lenoz8442
      @lenoz8442 6 років тому +3

      Football not sooccer zlatan made the term guys

    • @NBAGOAT-gg2pk
      @NBAGOAT-gg2pk 6 років тому +3

      Zlatan made Beerus Sama and even Zeno Sama, fuck Thanos shit

  • @leonghongling9842
    @leonghongling9842 4 роки тому +1203

    In school, teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Zlatan

  • @MrBimirud
    @MrBimirud Рік тому +25

    "I don't need to dream. I am the dream." Zlatan, and only Zlatan, could have said such a thing.

  • @oblivion_4014
    @oblivion_4014 5 років тому +911

    Zlatan once killed a living room

  • @whatever5994
    @whatever5994 6 років тому +1439

    What superpowers would you like to possess?
    "I already have them"
    LMAAAAO

    • @nikola7429
      @nikola7429 5 років тому +1

      While I was reading your comment Zlatan said that lol

    • @SuperIronicTBH
      @SuperIronicTBH 5 років тому

      @@nikola7429 lol same

  • @evanlebzu1
    @evanlebzu1 4 роки тому +53

    When Zlatan doesn't eat, the food gets hungry.

  • @anuradhaanand9975
    @anuradhaanand9975 6 років тому +2644

    Reporter:" You didn't say yourself.
    Zlatan: "Lions don't compare themselves with humans
    #BOSS😎😱

    • @anpham605
      @anpham605 6 років тому +27

      sadly, in reality Human keep Lions in captive :(

    • @user-mc1zg6sz3b
      @user-mc1zg6sz3b 6 років тому +1

      Reeee normie

    • @robertstanley4573
      @robertstanley4573 6 років тому +5

      Not Boss complete nob head and cocky prick there are plenty of strikers better than him both now and through history

    • @finisheradibestboy6900
      @finisheradibestboy6900 5 років тому +12

      @@robertstanley4573 zlatan will zlatan you

    • @kejorafall
      @kejorafall 5 років тому +5

      @@robertstanley4573throughout history, you can count them with fingers, even then, there will always be 1 zlatan

  • @obad.iah.
    @obad.iah. 6 років тому +9906

    Zlatan is good but Jesus Christ is the King of kings and the Lord of lords. He is the only way to salvation

    • @Kashmirknight
      @Kashmirknight 6 років тому +70

      Hahaha.....great one.

    • @ashrafii1456
      @ashrafii1456 6 років тому +46

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the best by far

    • @samsungwasim4604
      @samsungwasim4604 6 років тому +7

      Good one ahaha

    • @loveanimals8389
      @loveanimals8389 6 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sejn195
      @sejn195 5 років тому +35

      He should have missed what we call friday too.

  • @user-ts5oe3mv2f
    @user-ts5oe3mv2f 4 роки тому +59

    When there’s an emergency, the police call zlatan.

  • @lakzefar449
    @lakzefar449 4 роки тому +1613

    Everyone: "How did u become this succesfull?"
    Zlatan: "I am zlatan"

    • @kerimalpalt
      @kerimalpalt 3 роки тому +8

      Successful becomes zlatan

    • @leavinoneday
      @leavinoneday 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @dragonjay7277
      @dragonjay7277 2 роки тому

      1:45 the fact that he genuinely didnt understand why the guy was laughing, tells a lot bout his confidence.

  • @payamdaliri3910
    @payamdaliri3910 5 років тому +1146

    When Zlatan walks he doesn't move, the whole earth rolls.

  • @alfredolevy6500
    @alfredolevy6500 3 роки тому +25

    When Zlatan goes to a interview he is the one who asks the questions

  • @wolfiepvp1308
    @wolfiepvp1308 5 років тому +1932

    When zlatan goes to bed he leaves the light on not because zlatan is scared of the dark but dark is scared of zlatan

    • @jeffhytreew3804
      @jeffhytreew3804 5 років тому +6

      BA3ORR what abt light?

    • @Rhapsolin
      @Rhapsolin 5 років тому +2

      @@jeffhytreew3804 thinking about it darkness is the absence of light so technically it's the other way around. Light is scared of zlatan and dark is just no light.

    • @Notreallyxz
      @Notreallyxz 4 роки тому +3

      RhaspsoLin no the dark doesn’t want to be around Zlatan that’s why the light is open idiot.

    • @Venusus17
      @Venusus17 4 роки тому +1

      so good!! indeed

    • @17antoniobburgess
      @17antoniobburgess 4 роки тому

      This is too funny 😂

  • @simonvedvik7198
    @simonvedvik7198 4 роки тому +3182

    Zlatan doesn't miss the goal, the goal is standing at the wrong place

  • @chickfinnegan8969
    @chickfinnegan8969 Рік тому +25

    When Zlatan was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital.

  • @marccutirella
    @marccutirella 4 роки тому +1888

    When Zlatan turned 18 his parents had to move out

  • @MyZek666
    @MyZek666 6 років тому +290

    When Alexender Graham Bell invented telephone, there was already a missed call from Zlatan.

  • @rahilanajib2771
    @rahilanajib2771 4 роки тому +90

    Once Zlatan had a race with time...
    **TIME IS STILL RUNNING**

  • @alexschillemans6083
    @alexschillemans6083 5 років тому +755

    I'm missing my favorite quote from Zlatan. When asked by a journalist what he gave his girlfriend for Valentine's, Zlatan answered: 'Nothing. She already has Zlatan'.

  • @eddietejedaeddie_king273
    @eddietejedaeddie_king273 6 років тому +740

    People don’t realize that one of the hardest things to do is to be real... zlatan is real.

    • @kokobunny2863
      @kokobunny2863 6 років тому +35

      real is zlatan

    • @eddietejedaeddie_king273
      @eddietejedaeddie_king273 6 років тому +4

      Good ol' Douglas it says a Ronaldo fan 🖕🏼

    • @lenoz8442
      @lenoz8442 6 років тому +2

      E T ew ronaldo fans zaltan is better then messi and ronaldo

    • @Max-yp1iw
      @Max-yp1iw 6 років тому +1

      Good ol' Douglas its a running gag..

    • @Max-yp1iw
      @Max-yp1iw 6 років тому +2

      Good ol' Douglas don’t take him so serious, he’s just joking all the time

  • @bryantparker7390
    @bryantparker7390 3 роки тому +19

    When opportunity knocks and Zlatan isn't home, opportunity waits

  • @phillipfry9765
    @phillipfry9765 6 років тому +1370

    The boogeyman checks under the bed for Zlatan

  • @almelag4388
    @almelag4388 6 років тому +1256

    Zlatan is not cocky. Zlatan is just being Zlatan.

  • @Mmals007
    @Mmals007 3 роки тому +74

    Zlatan is one of the nicest people, when he turned 18 he allowed his parents to stay with him, and when he was a teenager, he got sick because he allowed the virus to go through his nose, legend

    • @MONGOTV1r6
      @MONGOTV1r6 Рік тому

      Zlatan doesn't get sick, sick gets Zlatan

  • @fernandoortiz8418
    @fernandoortiz8418 5 років тому +277

    When Zlatan was born he drove his mom back home from the hospital

  • @MedMed-rm9zt
    @MedMed-rm9zt 6 років тому +2599

    i want to see zlatan and conor mcgregor in one room 😂😂

    • @danyalmalik3770
      @danyalmalik3770 6 років тому +12

      Med Med mcgregor would destroy him

    • @MedMed-rm9zt
      @MedMed-rm9zt 6 років тому +226

      +Danyal Malik i'm not talking about fighting trach talking what i ment

    • @eliasandersson3654
      @eliasandersson3654 6 років тому +236

      Danyal Malik not really, Zlatan is a Black belt in kung fu. Ediiiit taekwondo.

    • @unicornhaxgt9553
      @unicornhaxgt9553 6 років тому +20

      Elias Andersson black belt in taekwondo

    • @MedMed-rm9zt
      @MedMed-rm9zt 6 років тому +5

      +Elias Andersson takewondo not kung fu and mcgregor will beat him up

  • @maroikechukwu1320
    @maroikechukwu1320 4 роки тому +15

    Zlatan doesn't have nightmares, nightmares have zlatan

  • @mustafayousif7637
    @mustafayousif7637 4 роки тому +338

    When graham bell made the telephone he already had 2 missed calls from zlatan

    • @thandokuhlemsomi3087
      @thandokuhlemsomi3087 3 роки тому +1

      This deserves more likes... Pure gold

    • @afal007
      @afal007 3 роки тому

      @@thandokuhlemsomi3087 no it's copied

    • @rayanthomas6699
      @rayanthomas6699 3 роки тому

      Legit mannn⚡⚡🔥🔥

    • @cosmicazur
      @cosmicazur 3 роки тому

      Haha

    • @darkscythe3874
      @darkscythe3874 Рік тому

      Why would zlatan need to call anybody? He is zlatan, they need to call him

  • @mikebutcher6345
    @mikebutcher6345 4 роки тому +451

    When Zlatan is in the passenger seat he's still driving.

  • @a-a174
    @a-a174 4 роки тому +46

    Zlatan doesn’t play for team, team plays for Zlatan

  • @footnation4312
    @footnation4312 5 років тому +853

    When Zlatan's parents were afraid of the dark they would come sleep with Zlatan.

    • @isaacthegoat1432
      @isaacthegoat1432 4 роки тому +9

      Lol.When zlatan is challenged he doesn't hold beer. Beer holds zlatan

    • @claudeclaude8948
      @claudeclaude8948 4 роки тому

      @@isaacthegoat1432 ha

    • @isaacthegoat1432
      @isaacthegoat1432 4 роки тому +1

      @Shaggy Shaggy the black belt is lucky to be worn by zlatan

    • @AndysMusicPod
      @AndysMusicPod 4 роки тому +2

      Incest detected
      Sleep next to zlatan*

    • @maria-mm4gf
      @maria-mm4gf 3 роки тому +1

      this is the best one omg

  • @Liam-uh3pr
    @Liam-uh3pr 5 років тому +624

    Zlatan didn’t sign for la galaxy
    La galaxy signed for Zlatan

    • @JF-cf6jt
      @JF-cf6jt 5 років тому +10

      The milky way galaxy signed for zlatan

  • @danielpaez4210
    @danielpaez4210 4 роки тому +34

    When God was creating earth, he asked Zlatan if he could use him as a reference to create humans.

  • @diegoamores9295
    @diegoamores9295 4 роки тому +564

    When zlatan breaks the rules, the rules change.

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 роки тому +501

    Zlatan once got bit by a snake, after 3 days of excruciating pain, the snake died

    • @sugarray6250
      @sugarray6250 4 роки тому +10

      Isn't that a Chuck Norris line?

    • @duperdude6104
      @duperdude6104 4 роки тому +5

      Chuck Norris is zlatan but the one chooses to be as humble as he can be so he disguises himself as the other one

    • @LightSaber12345
      @LightSaber12345 3 роки тому

      Looooool

    • @jaystone5036
      @jaystone5036 2 роки тому

      😂😂

  • @chaitanyadutt7183
    @chaitanyadutt7183 3 роки тому +13

    People might have confidence, but confidence has Zlatan

  • @Lukeluzier86
    @Lukeluzier86 5 років тому +310

    I love reading comments on zlatan videos their the best and funniest

    • @basil8474
      @basil8474 5 років тому +2

      SoccerBROS 86 same

    • @MartinQ-bl6co
      @MartinQ-bl6co 5 років тому +16

      Police stopped Zlatan for speeding...
      He let the officers go with a warning.

    • @jonathanjoestar9433
      @jonathanjoestar9433 4 роки тому +11

      Zlatan doesn’t read comments comments read Zlatan

    • @JanaAhmed-um2nu
      @JanaAhmed-um2nu 4 роки тому +2

      Me to 😂❤

    • @raypauw2572
      @raypauw2572 4 роки тому +2

      Chuck Norris comments are also great

  • @fie-11
    @fie-11 6 років тому +875

    When you're Zlatan, you're allowed to be cocky 👑😀

    • @fie-11
      @fie-11 6 років тому +14

      Shut It Loser they're all good, no doubt about that! They can choose to be cocky if they wish!😃 Their personalities are their own, so we gotta respect each for his own ✌

    • @shizukousapostle1stapostle710
      @shizukousapostle1stapostle710 6 років тому +6

      Shut It Loser so respect zaltan for his game... It's not like he is a bad player..

    • @fie-11
      @fie-11 6 років тому +3

      Shut It Loser And Zlatan is one of the best! Not everyone likes him, not everyone has to. But to certain people, his confidence is what makes his personality very winning.

    • @fie-11
      @fie-11 6 років тому +1

      Elite Trainer Alan agree 🖒

    • @fie-11
      @fie-11 6 років тому

      Shut It Loser even you yourself admit he was the best at one point. But watever, my opinion is mine.

  • @getthatupya208
    @getthatupya208 3 роки тому +56

    When Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request waiting from Zlatan

  • @ar21end85
    @ar21end85 4 роки тому +348

    When the referee gives Zlatan a red card, the referee is sent off the pitch

  • @judahbaggerman2294
    @judahbaggerman2294 5 років тому +667

    When zlatan makes a mistake the whole world says sorry

  • @mitchmorris4262
    @mitchmorris4262 3 роки тому +15

    Zlatan doesn’t only walk on water. He swims through land

  • @memepickings7425
    @memepickings7425 4 роки тому +364

    Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting!!

    • @benamdii1715
      @benamdii1715 3 роки тому +4

      underrated

    • @rashidamiri258
      @rashidamiri258 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao so underrated

    • @leavinoneday
      @leavinoneday 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @nuelpanggabean1615
      @nuelpanggabean1615 2 роки тому +1

      Yesss hell yesssss finally the worthy and greatest zlatan statement 👍🏻👏🏼🤣 I didn't want to call it joke!

  • @marcusrashford1305
    @marcusrashford1305 6 років тому +306

    Zlatan is so good he can do a wheelie on a unicycle

    • @aheer7985
      @aheer7985 6 років тому +23

      Dude I spill my tea and my balls are roasted now

    • @yamileterveer5013
      @yamileterveer5013 5 років тому +1

      I just imagined how that would look and now I'm about dead

    • @franklinandlamar6005
      @franklinandlamar6005 2 роки тому

      Unicycles can do wheelies on zlatan

  • @toriihunter9507
    @toriihunter9507 Рік тому +3

    Zlatan is like the meanest person with no haters

  • @AndysMusicPod
    @AndysMusicPod 6 років тому +1427

    The wine had to turn 18 to be drunk by Zlatan
    Edit: omg, I've never had so many people like my comment ! 💓💓

  • @sandaruchathuranga4482
    @sandaruchathuranga4482 5 років тому +649

    seriously i didnt watch the video i watched all the comments🤣 who else!!!

  • @JakeJones19
    @JakeJones19 11 місяців тому +2

    The thing I love about zlatan is he’s aware the things he say are funny but he still whole heartedly means it 😂

  • @suyashmishra121
    @suyashmishra121 6 років тому +391

    What superpowers would you possess?
    " Already have them ."
    This guy should open a roasting channel .

    • @nikhith
      @nikhith 5 років тому +7

      The roasting channels should sign him a contract

  • @borntwice2364
    @borntwice2364 4 роки тому +343

    Reporter: How tall is Mount Everest
    Zlatan: A few inches shorter than Zlatan

  • @hendersongalbreath1072
    @hendersongalbreath1072 Рік тому +2

    He has a public persona as an egomaniac, but off the pitch, this man is a genuine hero. The world would be a much better place if it had a few more Zlatan's.

  • @zahermiah7834
    @zahermiah7834 5 років тому +491

    When zlatan goes to the park the ducks feed him bread

    • @ayrennplays
      @ayrennplays 4 роки тому +28

      Wtf is this lol 😂

    • @Ty-so5sh
      @Ty-so5sh 4 роки тому +21

      This is so shit but still funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Chicken56877
      @Chicken56877 4 роки тому +7

      Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lobopoderososdl3076
      @lobopoderososdl3076 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lilyli102
      @lilyli102 3 роки тому +1

      hahahahhaha

  • @tooheavyhevy3534
    @tooheavyhevy3534 4 роки тому +260

    When Zlatan signed up for Netflix it’s Netflix who pay Zlatan each month

    • @tigerdoug9789
      @tigerdoug9789 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @goatwaite2473
      @goatwaite2473 3 роки тому +3

      ***Zlatan didn’t signed up for Netflix, Netflix signed up for Zlatan.

  • @gl1279
    @gl1279 3 роки тому +25

    Zlatan may sound rough and has attitude but no one knows his pain , being a single baby raising 2 parents

  • @evanbrockway7732
    @evanbrockway7732 5 років тому +230

    Zlatan doesn’t wear his team’s jersey, his team wears Zlatan’s jersey.

  • @hamzadbz1
    @hamzadbz1 5 років тому +141

    Once Zlatan was hit by a truck, a mechanic was called in an emergency to fix the truck.

    • @mryup6100
      @mryup6100 4 роки тому

      🤣 I was thinking of one like this

  • @marjuspel718
    @marjuspel718 9 місяців тому +2

    I’m thankful to Zlatan for inventing fire for us by rubbing 2 pieces of ice

  • @suatkayatennis
    @suatkayatennis 5 років тому +880

    1. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does
    2. When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password.
    3. Zlatan once went to cinema and the movie watched Zlatan for two hours.
    4. Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan.
    5. Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a question mark, Zlatan only has answer.
    6. Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet.
    7. Zlatan once took an IQ-test and the IQ-test immdiatly got updated.
    8. Zlatan once met the Pope and made him become a muslim and then a cristian again.
    9. When Zlatan crosses the immigration boards the officers shows their passport to Zlatan.
    10. Zlatan once went out for bike ride and accidentaly won the " Tour D'France ".
    11. When Zlatan and the preist sat in the confession chair the preist confessed his sins to Zlatan.
    12. When Zlatan chops onions the onion cries.
    13. Zlatan can hear sign language

  • @artinsafaie
    @artinsafaie 6 років тому +62

    When zlatan was born zlatan said “it’s a boy instead of the doctor saying it

  • @jeffreysalvador7076
    @jeffreysalvador7076 3 роки тому +4

    What I like is that English isn't even his first language but he still gets his point across... the man is winning

  • @angelortuno9156
    @angelortuno9156 4 роки тому +210

    When Zlatan loses a game, the other team is disqualified

  • @VivekKumar-qo8ny
    @VivekKumar-qo8ny 4 роки тому +69

    He is probably the first over-confident person whom I admire ..legend!!

  • @PlanetNinetyTwo
    @PlanetNinetyTwo 3 роки тому +27

    As a child Zlatan didn't believe in Santa, Santa believed in Zlatan.

  • @enonymuz8627
    @enonymuz8627 6 років тому +821

    title should be "Zlatan Ibrahimovic everyday moments"

  • @exicityyt5345
    @exicityyt5345 4 роки тому +182

    When the pilots land the plane they thank zlatan for giving them a safe flight

  • @suyash4891
    @suyash4891 4 роки тому +21

    Zlatan is the one who can let KDB talk!!

  • @JMFishing
    @JMFishing 6 років тому +1301

    Cocky moments? How about every interview he's ever done?

    • @FST
      @FST 6 років тому +62

      false, Zlatan is the most humble player to step foot on this earth.

    • @SuperAn0nymus
      @SuperAn0nymus 6 років тому +12

      You're wrong...it should be "in whole universe"

    • @genevivelillard9420
      @genevivelillard9420 6 років тому +12

      He seems like a very nice person. He know his ability to preform on the pitch. I know he will charge US very well, he loves this sports

    • @N3RDYLICIOUS
      @N3RDYLICIOUS 6 років тому

      U wouldnt be humble shut up and respect the man bitch

    • @vicepresidentblankets1554
      @vicepresidentblankets1554 5 років тому

      What are you all saying, the universe is the most humble thing on zlatan smh

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 роки тому +170

    Zlatan once fell off a building, the building suffered serious injuries

  • @alisevkisavk2748
    @alisevkisavk2748 3 місяці тому +1

    When Graham Bell invented telephone, he had missed calls from Zlatan

  • @orekampung
    @orekampung 4 роки тому +139

    Zlatan once climbed Mt Everest in 15 minutes. And 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.

    • @travj7347
      @travj7347 4 роки тому +10

      Zlatan didn’t climb Everest
      Everest climb Zlatan

    • @NikhilKumar-nt3rq
      @NikhilKumar-nt3rq Рік тому

      ​@@travj7347 Everest came under the feet of Zlatan

    • @jessed0308
      @jessed0308 Рік тому

      lol@@travj7347

  • @yutz1948
    @yutz1948 6 років тому +369

    Lions don't compare themselves with humans.
    - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
    They will feel like they are in you shadow.
    No no no.. i make them superstars.
    what a boss XD

  • @Sergio-es6rv
    @Sergio-es6rv Рік тому +1

    "Dear Los Angeles,
    Your welcome"
    😂😂gold

  • @ZaminZahoor
    @ZaminZahoor 6 років тому +257

    Cocky? More like Savage moments. This man is a LEGEND!