Zlatan Ibrahimovic: The Universe's Best Fortune Teller

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  • Опубліковано 8 тра 2018
  • James Corden's trip to the arcade is thrown when he comes across Zlatan Speaks, a familiar-looking fortune telling machine. Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the greatest fortune teller in the universe, gives James some hard truths.
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  • @prohdeen7245
    @prohdeen7245 6 років тому +7215

    When Zlatan turned 18, his parents moved out.

  • @gladium1528
    @gladium1528 4 роки тому +5252

    Zlatan once pulled a prank on his friends
    Now it’s called April fools

  • @tilakchetri1733
    @tilakchetri1733 4 роки тому +4622

    When Zuckerberg invented Facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan.

  • @helyfreire
    @helyfreire Рік тому +527

    One day Zlatan told a joke to Ronaldinho, since then he can't stop smiling.

    • @DCM_Editz123
      @DCM_Editz123 Рік тому +1

      Nice😂

    • @kurokoro8615
      @kurokoro8615 Рік тому +9

      Probably Leao heard a joke or 2 from Zlatan that's why he's also always smiling..

    • @zaziou711
      @zaziou711 Місяць тому

      😂 The best one

  • @Cbonla123
    @Cbonla123 4 роки тому +6179

    Zlatan knows victoria's secret

  • @DavidDiaz-ne7yp
    @DavidDiaz-ne7yp 4 роки тому +3239

    Zlatan just got shot, the bullet is in critical condition

  • @priyanksrikanth4424
    @priyanksrikanth4424 4 роки тому +2063

    when graham bell invented the telephone he already had a missed call from ZLATAN

  • @user-pp8ib3xy8m
    @user-pp8ib3xy8m 3 роки тому +800

    Zlatan once had a race with time
    time is still running

  • @nogahlerman6137
    @nogahlerman6137 5 років тому +6496

    When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password

    • @dmtm
      @dmtm 4 роки тому +74

      Password: Zlatan

    • @silveradosmr
      @silveradosmr 4 роки тому +178

      @@dmtm Zlatan : Password

    • @hamidkasem4261
      @hamidkasem4261 4 роки тому +3

      HAHAHAHAA

    • @Tindebinde
      @Tindebinde 4 роки тому +18

      This is the best wifi password in the universe.

    • @dreamleaguepro1326
      @dreamleaguepro1326 4 роки тому +34

      You mean when your house goes to Zlatan

  • @ghondaeg2770
    @ghondaeg2770 4 роки тому +3359

    When zlatan was born he named his parents

    • @b.s8855
      @b.s8855 4 роки тому +24

      UNDERATTED

    • @calebparkhurst9722
      @calebparkhurst9722 3 роки тому +1

      HAHA

    • @iyeriyer548
      @iyeriyer548 3 роки тому +5

      His parents were already named by then.
      Don't say that I got r/wooshed because the joke is only wrong and upon that he has copied it.

    • @iliasje3173
      @iliasje3173 3 роки тому +1

      LPEMCH fan oh wow really....

    • @DarkAstraa
      @DarkAstraa 3 роки тому +2

      ShReY SoLdiEr r/woosh

  • @Dan-fu8jx
    @Dan-fu8jx 4 роки тому +592

    When zlatan was born he named his dad zlatan junior

  • @remalangel262
    @remalangel262 3 роки тому +815

    Zlatan once late for a show and the show was named The Late Late Show

  • @mnouche3454
    @mnouche3454 4 роки тому +9039

    Zlatan once used his hand to score a goal.
    It is now known as basketball

    • @Singh0958
      @Singh0958 4 роки тому +35

      🤣🤣

    • @patmull1
      @patmull1 4 роки тому +172

      It is now known as handball.

    • @noedeliama4858
      @noedeliama4858 4 роки тому +15

      @@patmull1 You didnt get the joke rofl

    • @Horrortelltales
      @Horrortelltales 4 роки тому +114

      @@noedeliama4858 And you don't know what handball is.

    • @farinator3409
      @farinator3409 4 роки тому +37

      @@noedeliama4858 smol brain

  • @eliaslogghe3387
    @eliaslogghe3387 4 роки тому +13175

    Zlatan once missed school for two days, now it's called the weekend

  • @buckleysmith5001
    @buckleysmith5001 3 роки тому +828

    Zlatan once closed his eyes for a long time, this is now known as sleeping

  • @ab_4583
    @ab_4583 2 роки тому +488

    Thanos: I am inevitable
    Zlatan: no you're not
    Thanos: guess I'm not then

    • @Peo2010
      @Peo2010 2 роки тому +7

      And then Zlatan snapt

  • @Memebox711
    @Memebox711 5 років тому +5479

    Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning.

  • @SemLaarman
    @SemLaarman 4 роки тому +3068

    When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake.
    They change the language

  • @lilshizzyb3452
    @lilshizzyb3452 3 роки тому +116

    Zlatan looks at onions,the onions starts to cry

  • @rajat_sekhar
    @rajat_sekhar 3 роки тому +146

    Once Zlatan stretched a square,
    It's now called a rectangle.

  • @MikeDoyleRealMan44
    @MikeDoyleRealMan44 4 роки тому +9520

    Problem is that Zlatan wasn’t trying to act.
    Acting was trying to Zlatan.

  • @TheAbdi44
    @TheAbdi44 5 років тому +3387

    Zlatan once kicked the earth and to this day still spinning

  • @obao131
    @obao131 3 роки тому +142

    Zlatan doesn't tell the future. Whatever he says, the Universe just makes sure it happens

  • @spanielace6080
    @spanielace6080 3 роки тому +324

    Zlatan doesn’t celebrate Christmas.
    Christmas celebrates Zlatan.

    • @mianzeeshan5344
      @mianzeeshan5344 2 роки тому +5

      Hahahahaha all the comments are best I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

    • @jovn7732
      @jovn7732 2 роки тому

      He is god and jesus

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 Рік тому

      @@mianzeeshan5344 These comments are like Chuck Norris jokes

  • @haykalclass4688
    @haykalclass4688 4 роки тому +3889

    Everyone: when will Sweden win the World Cup .
    Zlatan: I haven't decided it yet .

    • @hkgames9531
      @hkgames9531 4 роки тому +54

      Heykei Muse when will the World Cup win Zlatan

    • @kingsize19911
      @kingsize19911 4 роки тому +11

      It's thanks to Zlatan Sweden never won, without Zlatan Sweden came longer

    • @sock2856
      @sock2856 4 роки тому +1

      Ooof

    • @Jox9n
      @Jox9n 4 роки тому +6

      Worst joke ever since he doesn't play for Sweden anymore.

    • @Alex-bs5sd
      @Alex-bs5sd 3 роки тому +4

      @@Jox9n lmfao...u don't know him mate

  • @pragyanrai8168
    @pragyanrai8168 4 роки тому +2461

    When Zalatan is about to cross road
    The vehicles looks right and left.

  • @dinoalibasic5681
    @dinoalibasic5681 3 роки тому +72

    when zlatan looks at the sky, clouds start sweating. Some people call it rain.

  • @LManChannel
    @LManChannel 3 роки тому +244

    When Zlatan goes shopping, the cashier pays him money.

  • @pavannair6469
    @pavannair6469 4 роки тому +1931

    Zlatan was once swimming in the ocean and he felt something hit him in the back, he turned around and saw the Titanic sinking

  • @tadficuscactus
    @tadficuscactus 5 років тому +3157

    Zlatan was charged with robbery, he let the judge off with a warning.

    • @iniesta8856
      @iniesta8856 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @jrbb1837
      @jrbb1837 4 роки тому +4

      Rosida Andriyana wasn’t zlatan also born in a refugee family?

    • @doncarloancelotti2256
      @doncarloancelotti2256 4 роки тому +3

      @@jrbb1837 no, because he granted Sweden neutralization.

    • @maiastraa
      @maiastraa 4 роки тому +1

      JR BB yes. His parents are bosnian origin

    • @namdyallen9387
      @namdyallen9387 4 роки тому +2

      No.. Robbery was charged with Zlatan 😂

  • @nachoguy9250
    @nachoguy9250 4 роки тому +492

    I am awarding this comment section "BEST COMMENTS 2020"

    • @danielsh7437
      @danielsh7437 3 роки тому +6

      Here here 🙌 👏

    • @pananjappa3307
      @pananjappa3307 3 роки тому +4

      Yessss

    • @rodolopez1971
      @rodolopez1971 2 роки тому

      Just needs one more comment from zlatan then it would be the best comment section in the whole universe

    • @k-9230
      @k-9230 2 роки тому +1

      @@rodolopez1971 in the whole Zlatan*

    • @jmrs_
      @jmrs_ 2 роки тому +3

      @@rodolopez1971 Zlatan doesn’t comment tho, comment does Zlatan

  • @michaelnorman4
    @michaelnorman4 2 роки тому +163

    When zlatan looks in the mirror he doesn't see a reflection...because THERE IS ONLY ONE ZLATAN.

  • @kohinoor5918
    @kohinoor5918 6 років тому +2412

    When Zlatan makes a spelling mistake the dictionary gets updated

    • @Ed-kg7vu
      @Ed-kg7vu 6 років тому +36

      When Zlatan makes a spelling mistake the words gets added to the Oxford dictionary.

    • @mohyeldin8085
      @mohyeldin8085 6 років тому +61

      Blasphemy ! Zlatan doesn't make mistakes

    • @hissainsaad5655
      @hissainsaad5655 6 років тому +2

      Lmao😂😂😂

    • @Samb-mx6di
      @Samb-mx6di 6 років тому +3

      lol in the franche and swidish dictionary they did add a verb from his nam it call zalataner

    • @frostbytes5718
      @frostbytes5718 5 років тому +1

      If zlatan make up his own word it would be added to the dictionary

  • @rissoldecarne5360
    @rissoldecarne5360 4 роки тому +2182

    When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest

  • @Yvngs.
    @Yvngs. 4 роки тому +250

    When zlatan' parents were scared at night.
    They slept with him

  • @earzoneasmr1918
    @earzoneasmr1918 6 років тому +2842

    Zlatan raised his parents by himself

  • @uchihaobito7009
    @uchihaobito7009 5 років тому +1879

    Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird.

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay 4 роки тому +20

      Uchiha Obito
      And he felt sorry for the stones

    • @rockinbogie
      @rockinbogie 4 роки тому +1

      With Rajni Khand bird

    • @iniesta8856
      @iniesta8856 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @danielmekonen6031
      @danielmekonen6031 4 роки тому +1

      Kill two birds with one stone, did i mean that?

    • @viptorious3405
      @viptorious3405 4 роки тому +2

      2 birds, 1 stone,
      2 birds with the 1 stone!
      2 birds, 1 stone,
      2 birds with the 1 stone!
      #KSI #sidemen

  • @MajestyX
    @MajestyX 3 роки тому +98

    Zlatan once missed 2 months of school now we have summer holidays

  • @avirosin1948
    @avirosin1948 2 роки тому +56

    When Ibra said “soccer” you can see the pain in his face

  • @edwinr7160
    @edwinr7160 5 років тому +4516

    Zlatan got bitten by a zombie.
    The zombie turned into Zlatan.

    • @hasnainrabby8231
      @hasnainrabby8231 4 роки тому +263

      No there is only one zlatan

    • @nikolasffm
      @nikolasffm 4 роки тому +8

      When then zlatan is bitten a zombie^^

    • @josephberluche2656
      @josephberluche2656 4 роки тому +4

      Lol your joke's not good, cuz "there's only ome Zlatan"

    • @sao953
      @sao953 4 роки тому +1

      Zlatan bit the zombie so the zombie Became a zombie and zlatan became zlatan

    • @josephberluche2656
      @josephberluche2656 4 роки тому +2

      @@sao953 dude *ᗯᕼᗩ丅?*

  • @longshot7132
    @longshot7132 5 років тому +2898

    If Zlatan looks at the mirror he see’s nothing because thier is only one zlatan 💔

    • @jclutchx2835
      @jclutchx2835 4 роки тому +6

      James Rodriguez 🔥🔥

    • @andymcqueen2230
      @andymcqueen2230 4 роки тому +4

      James Rodriguez hahaaaa

    • @L_S_23
      @L_S_23 4 роки тому +3

      Hi James it’s me Virgil
      Jk it’s not the Real Virgil Van Dijk

    • @hisir4674
      @hisir4674 4 роки тому +5

      @@L_S_23 oh,I was confused for a second there,I thought you were ACRUALLY Van Dijk

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 4 роки тому

      Their is spelt their not thier.
      Also it is there not their

  • @Elite_General
    @Elite_General 2 роки тому +88

    Zlatan is the type of guy to give the referee a red card because he missed a foul.

  • @draxvelo2788
    @draxvelo2788 4 роки тому +114

    Zlatan leaves the pitch when he’s sick of game
    It’s now known as substitutions

  • @Anthony-dc7xq
    @Anthony-dc7xq 6 років тому +1158

    Zlatan once built a snowman out of rain

  • @baranyolcu1719
    @baranyolcu1719 Рік тому +50

    Zlatan dont get nightmares
    The nightmares get zlatan

  • @DaRealBlueSkiesYT
    @DaRealBlueSkiesYT Рік тому +11

    Zlatan once missed his favorite talk show, it’s now called late night talk shows.

  • @petarsimunovic9048
    @petarsimunovic9048 6 років тому +791

    When zlatan jumps into a sea he doesn't get wet, instead sea gets zlataned.

    • @zeekzero4550
      @zeekzero4550 4 роки тому +5

      542 likes but no comments

    • @fanaticx6087
      @fanaticx6087 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.........the word " ZLATANED" is the new word i have found😂

    • @jovanapuzic6336
      @jovanapuzic6336 3 роки тому

      Zlatan in Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian... is a name but can also be adjective for example zlatan dečak wich in English means golden boy so yeah his name in the literal means GOLDEN and you can comfortably say that SEA GOT GILDED BECAUSE OF ZLATAN

  • @MrRemo1313
    @MrRemo1313 4 роки тому +1796

    When Zlatan does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

    • @raaka3630
      @raaka3630 4 роки тому +5

      Sad try.

    • @draxvelo2788
      @draxvelo2788 4 роки тому +1

      Raaka
      Soo

    • @hultanils505
      @hultanils505 3 роки тому +24

      That is true according to newton’s Third law

    • @captain0104
      @captain0104 3 роки тому +2

      This is one of chuck norris' facts.

    • @edgbaston149
      @edgbaston149 3 роки тому +4

      @@hultanils505 I was thinking the same.

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 Рік тому +12

    Zlatan doesn't live in the universe
    The universe lives for zlatan

  • @OriginalLuffe
    @OriginalLuffe 3 роки тому +19

    I just love Zlatan. His comedy is spot on
    Zlatan answered me, now it is called Nobell Dinner...

  • @tweetoot
    @tweetoot 4 роки тому +7359

    What is James Corden doing in the Zlatan show?

  • @efes_art2136
    @efes_art2136 6 років тому +735

    Zlatan's father's name is Zlatan Junior...

    • @sachinr10
      @sachinr10 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @lucretiaabrahams1244
    @lucretiaabrahams1244 Рік тому +29

    Zlatan once said something , now something is everything

  • @deanadriellecarino2955
    @deanadriellecarino2955 2 роки тому +32

    Ronaldo: I am the GOAT
    THE GOAT: I AM ZLATAN

  • @WaleedKhan-us6sg
    @WaleedKhan-us6sg 6 років тому +803

    Zlatan was once late for school the teacher punished the whole class for coming early.
    Zlatanfacts

  • @leonghongling9842
    @leonghongling9842 4 роки тому +862

    Zlatan has a dairy, we know it as the Guinness Book of World Records

    • @raaka3630
      @raaka3630 4 роки тому +17

      So Zlatan has some milk product which is now Guiness book? Good joke.

    • @muhdiqbal1347
      @muhdiqbal1347 4 роки тому +32

      it only takes one spelling mistake to ruin the whole fking joke. great job mate

    • @sock2856
      @sock2856 4 роки тому +1

      Yess

    • @thrasherdave1428
      @thrasherdave1428 4 роки тому +8

      You mean a diary? :)

    • @Josh-ez1bt
      @Josh-ez1bt 3 роки тому +1

      Muhd Iqbal but if Zlatan said it then it would have been the funniest joke ever

  • @snoobdogg3106
    @snoobdogg3106 4 роки тому +41

    the coronavirus tried to infect zlatan, now the coronavirus has zlatan.

  • @prince-ww3hl
    @prince-ww3hl 2 роки тому +17

    Zlatan don't need friend requests, Zlatan is already on the list

  • @aceb207
    @aceb207 6 років тому +2548

    He really should become a late night show host😂😂😂 "Zlatan Night"

    • @ar0568
      @ar0568 5 років тому +38

      And it would be aired even in the mornings

    • @blackleg8852
      @blackleg8852 5 років тому +3

      amir rasydan 😂😂😂

    • @katsurakotaro9711
      @katsurakotaro9711 5 років тому +10

      Zlatan night the best late show in the universe

    • @dekaabdi4189
      @dekaabdi4189 5 років тому +1

      Elijah Badavi would defo watch 😂👍❤️

    • @59DGO59
      @59DGO59 5 років тому

      He has way too much ego to be interviewing other people with big egos.

  • @twopaddles1
    @twopaddles1 4 роки тому +356

    Zlatan once visited The Virgin Islands... ever since, it is now called The Islands

    • @draxvelo2788
      @draxvelo2788 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @fahim520
      @fahim520 3 роки тому +6

      Zlatan did something to the Islands 😂

    • @juanmdiaz2399
      @juanmdiaz2399 3 роки тому +2

      Pretty good comment dude!!!😆😆😆😆

    • @danielsh7437
      @danielsh7437 3 роки тому

      🤣😂🤣😂 No longer a Virgin

    • @mayukhkar9806
      @mayukhkar9806 3 роки тому

      Oh f**k best comment in this section

  • @Hello-wt7rf
    @Hello-wt7rf 3 роки тому +29

    Fortune doesn't tells what Zlatan can do, Zlatan tells what fortune can do

  • @tiredbutbored3295
    @tiredbutbored3295 4 роки тому +45

    Zlatan lost his virginity before his parents

  • @burhancityreal
    @burhancityreal 5 років тому +816

    Heart died because of Zlatan attack

  • @DoingStuffYT
    @DoingStuffYT 4 роки тому +970

    Am i the only one who is always reading the comments on these zlatan videos cus they are so funny...😂

    • @shadzudh
      @shadzudh 4 роки тому +24

      If you look at the amount of likes every comment has, do you think in your narcissistic mind that you really are the only one?

    • @doncarloancelotti2256
      @doncarloancelotti2256 4 роки тому +6

      @@shadzudh LMAOOOO

    • @amirlimodehi2451
      @amirlimodehi2451 4 роки тому +1

      nope, ur not alone

    • @seekerx9574
      @seekerx9574 4 роки тому +4

      @@shadzudh not narcissistic but a little stupid maybe

    • @priyanksrikanth4424
      @priyanksrikanth4424 4 роки тому

      You are not alone

  • @Trickyksa
    @Trickyksa 3 роки тому +17

    When a black hole gets anywhere near Zlatan the black hole can't escape and gets spaghettified

  • @cap-ml7ky
    @cap-ml7ky 2 роки тому +43

    When Zlatan ignored john cena, he became invisible.

  • @mls
    @mls 6 років тому +1918

    Late Late Zlatan.

    • @mrpythagoras7079
      @mrpythagoras7079 6 років тому +2

      lol

    • @ChrisFocusRS
      @ChrisFocusRS 6 років тому +2

      Yesssss

    • @SheriMorgan
      @SheriMorgan 6 років тому +1

      I had to share it...JUst too CUTE! xoxo SheriMorgan

    • @spartangames2085
      @spartangames2085 6 років тому +12

      Ur league sucks👎👎👎👎

    • @colouredIncognito
      @colouredIncognito 6 років тому +15

      This shows exactly why the MLS is shit. In Europe, he didn't even have time for all these TV shows

  • @randomguy-zb4tl
    @randomguy-zb4tl 4 роки тому +570

    "Universe is the greatest football player in the entire zlatan"

    • @rai2683
      @rai2683 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😭😭🤣 i love these comments.

    • @5minutesgaming411
      @5minutesgaming411 3 роки тому +5

      @@rai2683 sams here

    • @Harishkundus
      @Harishkundus 2 роки тому +1

      So funny bro i laughed a lot🤣🤣🤣

  • @advaithsanthosh6980
    @advaithsanthosh6980 3 роки тому +15

    Fact: Every Zlatan video consists of a Zlatan comment section

  • @jessebucio8363
    @jessebucio8363 6 років тому +538

    LA Galaxy signed a contract to play for Zlatan

  • @Anthony-dc7xq
    @Anthony-dc7xq 6 років тому +1931

    When Zlatan was born he drove his mom home from the hospital

    • @Jc-kd6wt
      @Jc-kd6wt 6 років тому +21

      Baby Beast mode zlatan is his own mom

    • @Bruh-fy7dk
      @Bruh-fy7dk 5 років тому +4

      Lol i think its true

    • @NBAGOAT-gg2pk
      @NBAGOAT-gg2pk 5 років тому +5

      Zlatan was never born

    • @sayabg9
      @sayabg9 5 років тому

      Le Grond ZLATAN!😊

    • @apex3683
      @apex3683 5 років тому +1

      this what i did

  • @soager-tz1qg
    @soager-tz1qg 3 роки тому +12

    The man. The myth. The legend.

  • @easygaming8733
    @easygaming8733 3 роки тому +33

    Zlatan once played football. Now he's legendary

  • @k2_fx521
    @k2_fx521 4 роки тому +558

    Some people received blood from Zlatan through a transfusion on Red Cross. These people are now known as X-men.

  • @sohamkarmakar9663
    @sohamkarmakar9663 4 роки тому +2323

    while travelling over Switzerland Zlatan dropped his wallet
    now it's the Swiss bank

  • @broadstreetbullies849
    @broadstreetbullies849 Рік тому +3

    I love all of the Chuck Norris turned Zlatan jokes in the comments 😂

  • @darksting7638
    @darksting7638 2 роки тому +12

    Zlatan once walked too fast.
    It was proclaimed as running.

  • @keving8631
    @keving8631 6 років тому +856

    When Zlatan looks in the mirror there is no reflection, there can not be a 2nd Zlatan

  • @sadeedehsan5513
    @sadeedehsan5513 6 років тому +428

    oxygen needs Zlatan to survive

  • @AhmedSkeleton
    @AhmedSkeleton Рік тому +2

    Zlatan wear the sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes

  • @suspendedchannel6395
    @suspendedchannel6395 Рік тому +3

    You know the comments gonna be interesting when there's a video of zlatan

  • @nadzwantahir2202
    @nadzwantahir2202 6 років тому +1801

    The Infinity stones are made of *Zlatan*

    • @giannidacatanzaro3822
      @giannidacatanzaro3822 6 років тому +18

      Nadzwan Tahir They wish they would be.

    • @Cubemusic
      @Cubemusic 6 років тому +1

      Hahaha!! Think he actually needs those stones?

    • @gusfring8638
      @gusfring8638 6 років тому +14

      Zlatan is the best infinity stone maker in the universe

    • @gaz7067
      @gaz7067 6 років тому +9

      I would love to see Zlatan fighting Thanos. Thanos will have no chance.

    • @MD_yessirrrrr
      @MD_yessirrrrr 6 років тому +5

      Gaz even with the infinity gauntlet thanos will lose

  • @amaara7164
    @amaara7164 4 роки тому +162

    When zlatan chops onions the onions cry

  • @Asterisk_766
    @Asterisk_766 2 роки тому +5

    Zlatan doesn't depend on his fortune, fortune goes by his will

  • @akshaykarnik24
    @akshaykarnik24 4 роки тому +624

    Once I got a call on my phone
    Me: Hey, Zlatan wassup?
    Zlatan: How did you know it was me?
    Me: Ofc it was you...cause my phone was switched off.

  • @shaulablack1
    @shaulablack1 5 років тому +1079

    Zlatan MUST have his own show!

    • @lxps6034
      @lxps6034 5 років тому

      Paula Savioli why don't You? And I'll be your first guest

    • @NBAGOAT-gg2pk
      @NBAGOAT-gg2pk 5 років тому +2

      Zlatan doesn't do stupid auditions, he is Zlatan

    • @sde2825
      @sde2825 5 років тому +14

      The Show must have his own Zlatan

    • @jay1don.675
      @jay1don.675 5 років тому +4

      Zlatan doesn't have shows shows have zlatans

    • @Ny-rj6gd
      @Ny-rj6gd 4 роки тому

      Zlatan already owns the late late show what do I mean

  • @inevitable5570
    @inevitable5570 2 роки тому +8

    Once Zlatan and time had a race..
    Guess what?
    Time is still running 😄

  • @rajat_sekhar
    @rajat_sekhar 3 роки тому +14

    When John Logie Baird switched on his television,
    He saw Zlatan playing soccer.

  • @haizadsykes710
    @haizadsykes710 4 роки тому +1985

    When zlatan Ibrahimovic smoking, the cigarettes get cancer

  • @abdulchoudhury6803
    @abdulchoudhury6803 4 роки тому +283

    Zlatan doesn't need the dollars, the dollars need ZLATAN.

  • @countmoya5714
    @countmoya5714 2 роки тому +3

    Fortune teller is the greatest Zlatan in the entire universe.

    • @jater10
      @jater10 2 роки тому

      Zlatan tells the fortune tellers the future

  • @123bananenbrei2
    @123bananenbrei2 5 років тому +1808

    Omg😂 this Video has the best Comments i have Ever seen in my life so far😂😂

    • @bookofspirit
      @bookofspirit 4 роки тому +10

      True true... It's fun

    • @umutrenk1857
      @umutrenk1857 4 роки тому +6

      You didnt read a lot of good comments so far

    • @Moq1
      @Moq1 4 роки тому +3

      True 😂😂😂

    • @michaelwicksteed7556
      @michaelwicksteed7556 4 роки тому +28

      The greatest comment section in the universe.

    • @SciencewithJDK
      @SciencewithJDK 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BelieveInImagination
    @BelieveInImagination 4 роки тому +129

    When the comments are funnier than the actual skit

  • @21yunuscelik
    @21yunuscelik 3 роки тому +11

    When zlatan goes to the market, cashiers queue up.

  • @bezerraluiz11
    @bezerraluiz11 6 років тому +93

    The people scream "we want Zlatan" Zlatan Gave them Zlatan

  • @waterisgood5023
    @waterisgood5023 9 місяців тому +2

    zlatan is everything

  • @rafaelsantos7673
    @rafaelsantos7673 3 роки тому +2

    Chuck Norris: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

  • @sernani99
    @sernani99 5 років тому +251

    Legend has it, zlatan was present when zlatan was born.

  • @Asaddude
    @Asaddude 6 років тому +691

    Zlatan did not become a fortune teller. The fortune teller became Zlatan.

    • @littycarboi3048
      @littycarboi3048 5 років тому +11

      Naved Alvi But it is impossible to become Zlatan.

    • @ahmedabdullah9336
      @ahmedabdullah9336 5 років тому

      Naved Alvi mm8u8(

    • @GOD-zt6sf
      @GOD-zt6sf 5 років тому +5

      Naved Alvi When ZLATAN predicts something & it's wrong ... Future changes !!

    • @theowatt10
      @theowatt10 5 років тому

      Nice copied comment

  • @ashabalamgir4928
    @ashabalamgir4928 3 роки тому +9

    Zlatan once cracked a joke on someone's future. It became known as fortune telling