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  • @NoSoupForYouu
    @NoSoupForYouu Рік тому +18412

    I love that your solution was essentially "taxing" people but not calling it "taxes" by way of "amusement park" entrance fees in between locations

    • @2n974
      @2n974 Рік тому +842

      He could be a president at this point

    • @fanaticaltechpriest1002
      @fanaticaltechpriest1002 Рік тому +1572

      Pretty much how real right libertarianism would work in practice

    • @UncleWermus
      @UncleWermus Рік тому +488

      He even slipped up and called them taxes, lol

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Рік тому +901

      It's almost like taxes are inevitable or something if you want to upkeep infrastructure and services or something

    • @bendover8477
      @bendover8477 Рік тому +20

      @@elvingearmasterirma7241Cospaia and Acadia would beg to differ

  • @Seedmember
    @Seedmember Рік тому +34978

    'Pays 200 bucks everyday to walk from one side of town to the other'
    "Thank god there are no taxes in this free city!"

    • @OrgusDin
      @OrgusDin Рік тому +3166

      this is how people play free to play games with microtransactions

    • @Gin-toki
      @Gin-toki Рік тому +1059

      No different from real life where some people pay low taxes but then pay a heck of a lot for many other basic necessities :P

    • @PushingDownDaisys
      @PushingDownDaisys Рік тому +530

      Even states/countries with no income tax "appear" this way. They get them out of you another way, they always do ;)

    • @SoManyZubats
      @SoManyZubats Рік тому +300

      If I had to pay $200 every time I left my house I would be paying less tax then I am right now

    • @TheRoadmankilla
      @TheRoadmankilla Рік тому +260

      @@SoManyZubats doubtful that’s 73000 a year in fees, unless your making over 200k a year

  • @Sprech41
    @Sprech41 Рік тому +5484

    incredible, he managed to invent pedestrian toll booths

    • @Linaaa1506
      @Linaaa1506 Рік тому +166

      Coming to America in 2024

    • @kayaguvendi
      @kayaguvendi Рік тому +44

      There are such bridges in many places. One got famous in India a few years ago when several dozen people (if my memory serves me well) drowned in the river underneath when it got overloaded.

    • @hawks9142
      @hawks9142 Рік тому +1

      If you went off the wear they do to the road like they do with cars the cost would be literally pennies, I'd honestly be willing to pay that if it means not risking my life everytime I step outside

    • @SouthernHerdsman
      @SouthernHerdsman Рік тому

      they didn't model fueless inexpensive cosmic energy reactor into the game, which is available since 1950.

    • @termiterasin
      @termiterasin 3 місяці тому

      When society is failing, call the walk to work an amusement ride.

  • @caitlin4598
    @caitlin4598 Рік тому +9299

    This video is basically 'city skylines without taxes'
    step one: how to disguise taxes

    • @Torodes23
      @Torodes23 Рік тому +169

      Step one is literally every country out there lol

    • @burnttoast26
      @burnttoast26 Рік тому +313

      Even "libertarian paradises" would have to start taxing eventually. They just wouldn't call it taxes.

    • @ZZ-pq6ht
      @ZZ-pq6ht Рік тому +204

      @@burnttoast26 "Regular Sustenance Payments"

    • @leerman22
      @leerman22 Рік тому

      @@burnttoast26 RENT

    • @LVP404
      @LVP404 Рік тому +3

      My compliments to you

  • @knessovich
    @knessovich Рік тому +2109

    I love how he goes full circle and refers to the amusement parks as "tax income" at 8:41

  • @Aone339
    @Aone339 Рік тому +2544

    My favourite part of this was that the whole time trying to avoid taxing people, you've created a system that relies on one of the most hated tax form - tolls

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 2 місяці тому

      Tolls aren't tax. You choose to pay a toll when you use someone else's property. Tolls are superior to tax and would keep traffic down. Taxation is theft

    • @nalgene247
      @nalgene247 2 місяці тому +5

      Must have missed the entire intro lmao

    • @EddieNotFound1
      @EddieNotFound1 Місяць тому +1

      Property tax: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @LivingNihilism
    @LivingNihilism Рік тому +4404

    EA: These are not Lootboxes, they are surprise mechanics
    AA: These are not taxes, they are tollroads and semi-forced amusementpark fees.

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu Рік тому +33

      Sounds like New York.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Рік тому +103

      This isn't a shipping fee, it's free shipping locked behind a monthly subscription.

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead Рік тому +3

      This isn't a game made for your amusement, it's a business practice explicitly targeted at stupid people that people who are not stupid have no reason to complain about.

    • @kavishbansal
      @kavishbansal Рік тому +6

      @@renakunisaki that's just Amazon Prime

    • @somedouchemcbag987
      @somedouchemcbag987 Рік тому +7

      @@godlaake6034 *sound of a cash register heard in the distance*
      It`s okay, friend, you got your paycheck.
      You can stop shilling for amazon now.

  • @garretteverett2613
    @garretteverett2613 Рік тому +17071

    Taxation is theft, and the right to choose to commute through a series of expensive yet barren amusement parks to survive is FREEDOM

    • @FayezButts
      @FayezButts Рік тому +387

      Now this guy gets it

    • @TheAxeaman
      @TheAxeaman Рік тому +654

      The thing with libertarianism is that supporters of it don’t want the capitalists to pay taxes, just us workers. Of course, this is also the same way in all systems of capitalism.

    • @squidwardo7074
      @squidwardo7074 Рік тому +263

      @@TheAxeaman wrong

    • @schaakakon9473
      @schaakakon9473 Рік тому +42

      And in the great words of the most American William Wallace "FRRREEEEEDOOOOOM"

    • @TheAxeaman
      @TheAxeaman Рік тому +152

      @@squidwardo7074 wrong?

  • @fightingfinn1503
    @fightingfinn1503 Рік тому +125

    Theres a more...decrete way of getting rid of dumps and graveyards that are full, you turn off the building making the workers leave, then you use the collapse building button on it then rebuild. I call it a "controlled demolition".

  • @thelootfinder8960
    @thelootfinder8960 Рік тому +2069

    Ambiguous is gonna get in a lot of trouble when the meteor of August 2024 hits

    • @ambiguousamphibian
      @ambiguousamphibian  Рік тому +294

      Lol

    • @selectioncrescimento
      @selectioncrescimento Рік тому +91

      A suspiciously small meteor hitting a landfill

    • @Godsire
      @Godsire Рік тому +63

      He's also going to get in trouble if there's a big fire in August 2023

    • @JoFriedrich
      @JoFriedrich Рік тому +34

      @@Godsire well, from last summer experience, I guess the only matter will be to know which one he was talking about

    • @Godsire
      @Godsire Рік тому +14

      @@JoFriedrich depressingly true

  • @C_Sloth
    @C_Sloth Рік тому +7020

    The people of the city: "isn't this just taxes with extra steps?"
    AA: "no...." *Summons meteors from the heavens*

    • @That__Guy
      @That__Guy Рік тому +101

      Taking a fee for walking through the city = taxes with extra steps (nice)

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu Рік тому +38

      NYC does this. Try entering or leaving without paying tolls. And that's on top of absurdly high taxes for sketchy services at best.

    • @fewkeyfewkey5414
      @fewkeyfewkey5414 Рік тому +12

      @@badlaamaurukehu probably cuz nyc a big city and actually needs money 😱

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee Рік тому +38

      @@fewkeyfewkey5414 it's because NYC is hell on earth

    • @jaquilynnblaque6888
      @jaquilynnblaque6888 Рік тому +6

      "Don't question it."
      -AA Probably

  • @kylew3715
    @kylew3715 Рік тому +1028

    It's just too bad that private companies can't provide services due to game limitations, I'd love to see a Rouge fire station shaking down residences for cash in order to put out the fire

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et Рік тому +81

      Hell yeah, civil war era New York baby!

    • @pikachuichooseyou4273
      @pikachuichooseyou4273 Рік тому +32

      Like Marcus Crassus🪙

    • @PYBR0
      @PYBR0 Рік тому

      @@MM-vs2etwat

    • @IWillSmurfYou
      @IWillSmurfYou Рік тому +43

      Based and free marketpilled

    • @Rami-L
      @Rami-L Рік тому +33

      cyberpunk edgerunners ambulance be like

  • @pauloneufneufneuf
    @pauloneufneufneuf Рік тому +1365

    I fully LOLed from beginning to end.
    The Amusement Parks are genius. "You don't have to walk through them. You could just stay at home. It's your choice"

  • @ambiguousamphibian
    @ambiguousamphibian  Рік тому +3755

    ...And unintentionally created a libertarian utopia in the process

  • @shawnconway9957
    @shawnconway9957 Рік тому +730

    "They're not taxes, they're tolls."
    "What's a toll?"
    "A tax."

  • @Neoentrophy
    @Neoentrophy Рік тому +636

    I like how you replaced residential, commercial and industrial taxes, only to replace them with a high tax on walking to work...

    • @Eventide215
      @Eventide215 Рік тому +104

      Look, you get to live here free, work here for free, and have your business here for free.. moving around the city though? That's going to cost you.

    • @PushingDownDaisys
      @PushingDownDaisys Рік тому +26

      @@Eventide215 Guess ill need to live in my business which is my work. Elon Musk style.

    • @iamcool544
      @iamcool544 Рік тому

      Thats basically the libertarian's whole idea. They want to ONLY pay for whatever they use, so you would pay a monthly fee to use a road, a monthly fee to be able to have your house put out if it catches fire, a monthly fee for garbage collection. You know, definitely NOT taxes with extra steps and the ability for a private corporation to fuck you as hard as they want.

    • @richardkeith9498
      @richardkeith9498 Рік тому +25

      It's not a Tax, it's a Toll!

    • @despawnme9154
      @despawnme9154 Рік тому +7

      @@PushingDownDaisys you mean living out the back of his car given his shit deal to buy twitter xD

  • @griffinbastion
    @griffinbastion Рік тому +505

    I love it how the videos are so chaotic compared to livestreams

  • @schmeterling
    @schmeterling Рік тому +199

    8:38 actually, its way more profitable to just zone them all like one park which has a lot of small side entrances. and more importantly, with every star level it gets, the ticket prices also go up. so its a really good idea to invest into your parks

  • @matthewmccoy7437
    @matthewmccoy7437 Рік тому +432

    the government secretly redirecting meteors to blow up problem areas sounds like a great movie plot lmao

    • @BlueBeetle1939
      @BlueBeetle1939 Рік тому +27

      That is the inciting incident of Starship Troopers

    • @squidwardo7074
      @squidwardo7074 Рік тому +7

      and a great real life plot, its basically happened already, just on a smaller scale

    • @RustoKomuska
      @RustoKomuska Рік тому +15

      @@squidwardo7074 yeah except they used planes instead of meteors

    • @FurryWrecker911
      @FurryWrecker911 Рік тому

      Sounds like a plot for The Bad Guys 2.

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Рік тому +1

      I remember a movie similar coming out around 2001

  • @deidadada89
    @deidadada89 Рік тому +316

    AA: *Calls first two cities as dumpster fire*
    Third city: *Ah yes let me show you true fire*

    • @HansLemurson
      @HansLemurson Рік тому +5

      And the final city has its problems solved with a sort of dumpster fire.

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles Рік тому +53

    If you have to pay $200 to commute to work, you’d have to make $25 an hour to break even. The median wage in the US is $19 per hour.

    • @kloaken1
      @kloaken1 3 місяці тому

      Or work more hours

    • @MelanatedRepublican
      @MelanatedRepublican Місяць тому

      ​@@kloaken1 some people don't understand the concept

    • @anthonyJones-ll4ei
      @anthonyJones-ll4ei 14 днів тому +1

      @@kloaken1 sir, $200 from work and $200 back home for 5 days a week is $2000 dollars a week. if someone works 40 hours and make $19 then that is 760 dollars a week. In order to break even, they would need to work 106 hours a week would isn't REALISTICALLY possible to do on a 5 day work week so they will have to work every day of the week and they will have to sleep below the health requirement so they will die in less than 1 year if they tried that.
      That is why the argument of work more doesn't every workout because human's are not robots so they can't work all day everyday and live a long life at the same time. The only people who make those types of arguements are business owners, people who wants to be business owners or workers who idolize businesses.

  • @Khadharphak
    @Khadharphak Рік тому +220

    Imagine your city hall employing a mad scientist under the table to create a meteor magnet just so they can drop it on their own city in order to address garbage complaints

  • @RemnantCult
    @RemnantCult Рік тому +657

    This feels like a setting for a dystopian novel, written by someone who thinks its utopian for some reason.

  • @TheRaven078
    @TheRaven078 Рік тому +47

    Its like when a bill doesn't have a tax, but does have a "convenience charge".

  • @sylkates
    @sylkates Рік тому +811

    You basically invented Disney World a few times. A privately run city that's largely amusement parks with large entrance fees.

    • @samuelmade5776
      @samuelmade5776 Рік тому +29

      Except Disneyland doesn't deal with dead people

    • @SALEENS7GTR5
      @SALEENS7GTR5 Рік тому +143

      @@samuelmade5776 not that we know of

    • @dex6316
      @dex6316 Рік тому

      Disney World was a local government. They have the authority to tax, raise municipal bonds, and erect local laws. This right was given in the 1960s and taken away in 2022 because Republicans didn’t like Disney’s CEO condemning a bill targeting LGBT kids. As a side note, no one knows what’s going to happen to Disney’s 1B in municipal debts, or how maintenance in Disney World will occur.

    • @wotwott2319
      @wotwott2319 Рік тому +45

      ​@@samuelmade5776 oh they definitely have some skeletons in their closet

    • @mortober
      @mortober Рік тому +26

      @@samuelmade5776 With how many people visit the park they definitely do.

  • @stuyboi888
    @stuyboi888 Рік тому +268

    That was fantastic, I'm not witty enough to write something funny. I was raised in this dull community of endless happiness. We had 4 parks, a zoo and no taxes. But I dumb

    • @pbug867
      @pbug867 Рік тому +3

      🤣🤣

    • @wingsofhope2
      @wingsofhope2 Рік тому +20

      "When do we get to the ride?"
      "This IS the ride! Yippeeeee!"

    • @SALEENS7GTR5
      @SALEENS7GTR5 Рік тому +1

      I keep reading this and it's making me lose my shit lmaooo

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 Рік тому +20

    9:00 One of the best lines I have ever heard.

  • @grantwilliams630
    @grantwilliams630 Рік тому +5441

    Time to validate my entire economic belief system by watching a lizard man play a city simulation video game.

    • @SirDonkle
      @SirDonkle Рік тому +143

      Based

    • @A1B2946
      @A1B2946 Рік тому +34

      @chad007. Based.

    • @jmdibonaventuro
      @jmdibonaventuro Рік тому +428

      And it only took 5 attempts! That surely validates all your long-held socioeconomic and political views
      Edit: What have I started?

    • @theakbars98
      @theakbars98 Рік тому +14

      @@jmdibonaventuro Cospaia seemed to get it the first try...

    • @ladyhoundstooth5671
      @ladyhoundstooth5671 Рік тому +264

      @@theakbars98 ...The tiny microstate that was desolved in 1826?

  • @michaelpara8582
    @michaelpara8582 Рік тому +171

    My favorite part about the jet ski ride pavilion is how the water is 30 feet below the pier

    • @nesurame
      @nesurame Рік тому +27

      It doubles as a Tower drop ride that way

    • @IsadoraMendesSilva
      @IsadoraMendesSilva Рік тому +24

      the thrill is figuring out how to not die from the jetski fall

  • @grandparagnar6709
    @grandparagnar6709 Рік тому +16

    The great fire of August 2023 is starting to sound ominous

  • @mccormack570
    @mccormack570 Рік тому +4192

    Paying 200 dollars to walk across town instead of taxes is the video game equivalent of the US paying thousands for health insurance instead of taxes.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Рік тому +157

      I dont even live in America and I did a laugh/sob at that

    • @PushingDownDaisys
      @PushingDownDaisys Рік тому +345

      Yeah, or states with no income tax that have absurd sales tax, property tax, and "use tax". But hey! No income tax.

    • @user-qd6jt9sd3h
      @user-qd6jt9sd3h Рік тому +9

      @@PushingDownDaisys thankfully they don't do that

    • @Kazner0h
      @Kazner0h Рік тому +144

      Haha, the only difference is that in this city the ghoulish parasites are amusement park moguls instead of health insurance moguls. At least the whimsy is a little bit of a plus? Until the meteor of course.

    • @pollyphemeus
      @pollyphemeus Рік тому +10

      sadly, we pay both. :(

  • @Bec-Son
    @Bec-Son Рік тому +424

    Have you ever done a 99% tax challenge? I would love to see the other side of the extreme

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 Рік тому +69

      I think ita impossibly unlike 0% tax. Even with very high happiness, max tax causes people to abandon. Stretch to get passed 14%. With income, there are other sources outside of tax.

    • @hottestofthell23
      @hottestofthell23 Рік тому +18

      In terms of tax rates, during 1973-74, India witnessed the highest marginal tax rate (including surcharge) of 97.75%. It was gradually brought down to 50% in 1991-92 and further slashed to 30% in the following years. Currently, it stands at 42.7%.

    • @hottestofthell23
      @hottestofthell23 Рік тому +20

      It happened in reality in India, thats how common people learned how to evade tax

    • @itzswedie
      @itzswedie Рік тому +8

      In sweden we pay in total around 55-60% in taxes, when you take into account things like groceries, gas etc, and of course regular tax on your salary.

    • @OLBastholm
      @OLBastholm Рік тому +33

      ​@@itzswedieThat's not how anyone calculates taxes.

  • @AaaaAaaa-mw2nq
    @AaaaAaaa-mw2nq Рік тому +8

    Imagine the phone calls
    “Grandma got hit by a meteor..”
    “Grammy Pam?”
    “No. The dead one.”

  • @LordSevla
    @LordSevla Рік тому +59

    This style showing the cities that went wrong is good. When you just do the best city of looks like there weren't any effort because we don't know how hard it is.

  • @eclipseeffigy
    @eclipseeffigy Рік тому +664

    I used to think libertarian ideals were naive, but now I realize the value of guided meteor impacts! Also, charging for the road like it's monopoly & every step lands you on someone else's property. 😂

    • @noellelavenza494
      @noellelavenza494 Рік тому +5

      @@dylanswift5185 They were talking about the board game Monopoly, buddy.

    • @Finnishnat-conservativedot7126
      @Finnishnat-conservativedot7126 Рік тому +5

      It does make me laugh when people think that libertarian ideology is something you are able to express on limited game mechanics...
      Welp as some say, without a fool life is hard.

    • @ericdugal8818
      @ericdugal8818 Рік тому

      ​@@Finnishnat-conservativedot7126There was a game that they did implement zero tax and it worked better than any other system they tried. Can't remember the name unfortunately or I would share it (saw it on UA-cam years ago).

    • @tigers3748
      @tigers3748 Рік тому +4

      Hey cool, another guy who's never actually talked to Libertarians.

    • @J0k3rz
      @J0k3rz Рік тому +5

      @@ericdugal8818how did they start the game with zero taxes?? Oh wait u can’t. Literally libertarianism ideals fall short at the first step

  • @Rippi__
    @Rippi__ 18 днів тому +6

    If the hardest part of building a perpetual motion machine is to hide the batery, the hardest part of a tax-free city is to hide the taxes.

  • @badgercode
    @badgercode Рік тому +137

    The daisy chain of amusement parks that are actually just a path is hilarious 😂

  • @ceepert2153
    @ceepert2153 Рік тому +489

    So what I learned:
    To have a tax free economy we would need to live in shacks at dirt roads. The coorperations running the theme parks would pretty much rule the country as all the revenue comes from them.
    Walking to work costs money. And at some point the trash and corpses would start to pile up everywhere ...
    *Insert Just in Ohio meme*

    • @junova7503
      @junova7503 Рік тому +102

      Pretty much. Some people in the comments have stated in a Libertarian society private companies would build and maintain the roads but I've yet to see why they would do so as well, they're a private company and thus exist to make money. Meaning pretty much profit gouging tolls.

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks Рік тому +4

      @@junova7503 There's a city in India that's basically completely run by corporations. They did actually build their own private infrastructure and services (streets, a subway system, a police force, firefighters) but only built those things where their customers (wealthy corporate types)were. Other parts of the city are absolute shitholes with unpaved roads. Also, since there isn't a sewage system in the entire city, buildings (even the luxury apartments in the wealthy neighborhoods) have septic tanks which are emptied by trucks who dump everything in the river. Here's a video about it ua-cam.com/video/uD0bR7JXI6k/v-deo.html

    • @junova7503
      @junova7503 Рік тому +46

      @@KarlSnarks Lmao perfect. Reminds me of Disney World in Florida. It was granted authority to govern itself by Florida and have their own firefighters, police, etc yet only like 40% of the employees can afford dental care. Obviously not as bad as that city you mentioned but given how much income Disney World generates...

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 Рік тому +16

      @@junova7503 "Profit gouging tolls"
      How do you define what's profit gouging or not? In reality, the more competition there is, the lower the profits of the competitors because they must charge reasonable rates to remain attractive. Service providers in more attractive areas may be able to charge more as there is more demand, but they still must keep their rates reasonable or lose business.
      Also Disney is a poor example as people want to work there not for the money but because they want the chance to be part of it. It's similar to volunteers in a military who are being sent to die but think they're part of some greater good.

    • @TheRestedOne
      @TheRestedOne Рік тому +7

      Or do some reading on company towns of the 18/1900s.
      Some functioned very successfully, like Hershey, PA.

  • @heck_n_degenerate940
    @heck_n_degenerate940 Рік тому +20

    Finally, a truly American city.

  • @User37285
    @User37285 Рік тому +85

    Can’t wait for my city to adopt this system so no more taxes! Already bought a season pass to the amusement park and moved right next door to our city landfill 😊

  • @caitlin4598
    @caitlin4598 Рік тому +60

    I love the commentary on these videos so much--just the deadpan delivery cracks me up every single time

  • @oversizedspeedbump9375
    @oversizedspeedbump9375 Рік тому +6

    ancapistan achieved. thank you for doing god's work

  • @F0XX7
    @F0XX7 Рік тому +300

    Needs a toll booth in every citizens’s driveway 😂

  • @CityPlannerPlays
    @CityPlannerPlays Рік тому +117

    Haha, love this idea! This is going to be good!

    • @ocarina0001
      @ocarina0001 Рік тому +3

      LMAO YOU'RE HERE???

    • @taylorschmidt2868
      @taylorschmidt2868 Рік тому +1

      This brings me a lot of joy.

    • @SatiZakito
      @SatiZakito Рік тому

      LMAO YOU'RE HERE???

    • @Amir-jn5mo
      @Amir-jn5mo Рік тому

      such a hilarious concept. I would love to see you attempt is as well :D

  • @nathishvel5725
    @nathishvel5725 Рік тому +3

    You know, it is currently August 2023 and there indeed was a great fire...

  • @cmarquino
    @cmarquino Рік тому +215

    We may have no proper sanitation, a poorly educated population, meteors, and have to pay $400 to get to work, but at least we're free 💪😤

  • @icarus313
    @icarus313 Рік тому +79

    0% tax city: achieved! And all it took was an immense toll on our physical and psychological well-being.
    (Just try to ignore the smoking crater at the edge of town)

  • @kevinmclaughlin3088
    @kevinmclaughlin3088 Рік тому +38

    I absolutely died when I heard "No one would suspect the meteor of August 2024 was an inside job".
    Whatever is necessary to not pay taxes!!!!

  • @hamzs_hm
    @hamzs_hm Рік тому +117

    You're definitely my favourite city building amphibian

  • @isaackellogg3493
    @isaackellogg3493 Рік тому +49

    “That burned down, fell over, THEN sank into the swamp. But the _fourth_ one, stayed OOP!”

    • @SALEENS7GTR5
      @SALEENS7GTR5 Рік тому

      but faaaaather! I don't want to get married!

    • @isaackellogg3493
      @isaackellogg3493 Рік тому +1

      @@SALEENS7GTR5 Don’t want her?! 🤬 What’s wrong with her?! She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got yuuuuuuuge…


      Tracts of land!

  • @skeleton-bat
    @skeleton-bat Рік тому +39

    This is actually a really great video to explain and show to people WHY taxes are needed and why it's bad when rich people get out paying their taxes.

    • @Frille512
      @Frille512 Рік тому +6

      No it isn't lol, it's a video game

    • @wilforddraper1894
      @wilforddraper1894 Рік тому +7

      ​@@Frille512Ur right tho. We don't need a video game in order to understand libertarian ideals are impossible and horrible to live under.

    • @matheusacoliveira
      @matheusacoliveira Рік тому +6

      ​​​@@wilforddraper1894in cities skylines there is no: private Hospitals, private traffic, private cemetery services, private schools, private aiports, private ports... that's why in the game a city doesn't work without taxes

    • @felonyferretuwu
      @felonyferretuwu Рік тому

      @@wilforddraper1894 a game made by libtards ofc it wont work, how can society exist without daddy government doing stuff???? government is a magician, without them the private sector who literally sends shit to mars wont be able to pour down 5cm thick asphalt on ground

  • @patrickbateman1660
    @patrickbateman1660 Рік тому +1066

    "You want me to pay 5% more in income tax for healthcare? Uhhhhh no thanks I would rather pay 15% in a private market"

    • @StalkTheHype
      @StalkTheHype Рік тому +171

      More like 150%, if you look at costs for Americans vs literally any developed country on earth

    • @gta1kev
      @gta1kev Рік тому +28

      ​@@StalkTheHype capitalism, i bet if hospitals gave realistic prices it would be payable for normal people.

    • @belthesheep3550
      @belthesheep3550 Рік тому +50

      @@StalkTheHype Yeah 'cus it's not like healthcare is extensively regulated in the US

    • @truwu8177
      @truwu8177 Рік тому +16

      something something government regulation artificially limits amount of healthcare workers and services something something free market good something something I'm gay

    • @1758
      @1758 Рік тому +9

      ​@gta1kev nope, I live in Poland where public healthcare is 100% free. But if you choose a private healing then it's still not that cheap.

  • @Pacca64
    @Pacca64 Рік тому +35

    I once ruined one of my cities by kicking out all the residents by cutting off services and raising taxes, then managed to fund the remains of the massive ghost town with a fishing industry, despite no longer getting any tax money. Was pretty goofy X3

  • @faytleingod1851
    @faytleingod1851 Рік тому +35

    No taxes.
    Just smells like taxes with more steps.
    Good on ya mate! 👍🤠

  • @benb9151
    @benb9151 Рік тому +8

    "Should we program a scenario in which walking to and from work is higher than the wages the person will make?"

  • @Otterinheaven
    @Otterinheaven Рік тому +27

    "Thereby Doubling out monthly tax income" - Wait a minute.

  • @GrandPrix46
    @GrandPrix46 Рік тому +58

    Dude I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Absolutely hilarious video. Please never stop doing this.

    • @Albergarri788
      @Albergarri788 Рік тому +3

      I'm still laughing while reading comments XD

  • @mozzqueen96
    @mozzqueen96 Рік тому +35

    You've got me on a management game kick! I want to give this game a try despite it being a little overwhelming for me. Thanks for inspiring me!

    • @TheAxeaman
      @TheAxeaman Рік тому +4

      I recently picked it up through the Steam Winter sales. Highly addicting.

  • @TheBorkLaser
    @TheBorkLaser Рік тому +16

    This is a really good video. And while posting this comment costed me 200$, I paid them out of my own free will.
    Truly the most evolved societal system of them all

  • @skoltyacatch84
    @skoltyacatch84 Рік тому +2

    The difference is that the dump would be run by a private company so you wouldn't need taxes

  • @becca125
    @becca125 Рік тому +66

    The dirt road parts had me laughing a lot 😂

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 Рік тому +6

      It is realistic, nobody wants to pay for a road, but everybody needs a road.

    • @塔兰克里格
      @塔兰克里格 Рік тому +2

      libertarian moment

  • @Kibato123
    @Kibato123 Рік тому +11

    6:35 ambiguousamphibian builds a slightly less chaotic version of Orlando

  • @awoodpecker4922
    @awoodpecker4922 Рік тому +7

    9:37 Man had such an authentic city simulator experience he even went through conspiracies

  • @whoknows4780
    @whoknows4780 Рік тому +112

    Building mandatory toll roads everywhere in a city sounds like taxes lol

    • @Altermerea
      @Altermerea Рік тому +81

      Completely voluntary - nobody is forcing them to drive there!

    • @fang4223
      @fang4223 Рік тому +35

      Hey now, it's only fair they contribute to the services they're choosing to use.

    • @DebasedAnon
      @DebasedAnon Рік тому +9

      Can you go "I don't need X service provided by the government in exchange for my taxes therefore I wont pay the taxes" without getting screwed legally?

    • @elfarlaur
      @elfarlaur Рік тому +7

      @@DebasedAnon no

    • @snintendog
      @snintendog Рік тому +1

      hey know no need to throw shad on New york city and their lovely tolls

  • @FeCyrineu
    @FeCyrineu Рік тому +35

    I feel like this challenge would be reasonably possible if you heavily rely in the industries DLC. That way you could have no taxes because all the industry is state-owned!

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn Рік тому +20

      the true libertarian dream!

    • @pallingtontheshrike6374
      @pallingtontheshrike6374 Рік тому

      “that way you could have no taxes because all the industry is state-owned”
      exhibit 28140985 of libertarians not realizing the only materially viable method of fulfilling their dreams requires one of the various leftist ideologies
      (i do get that this is a joke tho, kek)

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 Рік тому +14

      Just rename the state to "Governance Inc." and suddenly propertarians would have no argument.

    • @pallingtontheshrike6374
      @pallingtontheshrike6374 Рік тому +13

      @@hedgehog3180 i prefer the term "lolbertarians" but that works too

    • @zigoter2185
      @zigoter2185 Рік тому +2

      @@hedgehog3180 what a deep understanding of opposing views (no).

  • @nathanlamberth7631
    @nathanlamberth7631 Рік тому +2

    it's just perfect. that final shot with the crater and the fire, but no taxes. Definitely no taxes

  • @OrgusDin
    @OrgusDin Рік тому +22

    I'm shocked the crematorium is so expensive in this game since burning large numbers of bodies is so cheap and feasible while fighting a multi front war without any fuel (with people that refuse to pay the entrance fee at the quadruple amusement park road in of course.) Minor gripe, probably nothing.

  • @greatfrito
    @greatfrito Рік тому +10

    Truly the amusement-park-and-meteor-based economy we all deserve.

  • @thejynxedlynx5570
    @thejynxedlynx5570 Рік тому +50

    Ah yes, the best way to make a tax-free city: by instating a system of not mandatory but extremely compulsory fines that are unavoidable in modern daily life. Libertarianism at work, and it's surely beautiful.

    • @dajdasdq
      @dajdasdq 2 місяці тому +1

      bro, it's just a video game. and there's no way to implement private services that would replace usual ones in the game.

  • @NightshadeDt
    @NightshadeDt Рік тому +16

    Ah, yes, good to see that parks are still perfectly balanced.
    In all seriousness, I love these kind of videos. Keep up the good work, aa.

  • @erg_ot
    @erg_ot Рік тому +9

    A high point in ambiguousamphibian city sim videos - and that's saying something.

  • @Tiogar60
    @Tiogar60 Рік тому +2

    would be interesting if you could just press a switch and allow privately owned public services, effectively just sitting back and enjoying things getting taken cared of for free

  • @JohnMitchellCalif
    @JohnMitchellCalif Рік тому +5

    that was hilarious! As a resident of California I am curious about the "no personal income tax" world of Texas and other states...

  • @amensentis
    @amensentis Рік тому +9

    I usually do a similar thing in my serious cities. Parks make great separators between noisy areas like highways and businesses and residential, so often make many long thin parks. This often ends with the park being the shortest path. Beautiful and nice :)

  • @grahamturner2640
    @grahamturner2640 5 місяців тому +1

    The amusement park strategy would work better if they were all in one park, as people pay to enter via side gates. Also, you need just enough in the way of attractions in the park zone to make it reach level 5, so you can charge even more money. I once had a city with that setup, and the park had 10 pairs of gates, and my park was making over $1 million per week. My city’s population was only around 30,000, if I remember correctly.

  • @pbug867
    @pbug867 Рік тому +16

    I don't play alot of video games. My husband, a gamer at heart, would watch your videos and it was the sound of your voice and your witty writing that drew me in and now I'm hooked. Now we watch your videos together ❤ Your videos always make me laugh!

  • @callumlackie4166
    @callumlackie4166 Рік тому +4

    4:44
    You expect me to believe in a no-tax city, NO corporations appeared? You'd be tripping over them from the word go in the real world

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 7 місяців тому +1

      They probably smelled the toll exploit from a mile away. After all you cant scam a scammer

  • @hatac
    @hatac Рік тому +2

    This is why we need a crowd funding mod but I'm too dumb to know how to code it. There are a few mods that add supercheap services buildings, generally designed for Ancient, Roman and fantasy styles. Those actually work to cut costs.

  • @rkadi6540
    @rkadi6540 Рік тому +5

    You have the skill to be a city planner, the true visionary city planner

  • @silver965
    @silver965 Рік тому +8

    My sincerest compliments, Mr. Amphibian. A fabulous job, as always. I would expect no less from your masterwork.

  • @completedsage8215
    @completedsage8215 18 днів тому +1

    Morty: "This is just s̶l̶a̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ taxes with extra steps"

  • @onlyinsomniac
    @onlyinsomniac Рік тому +6

    2023 should be the year of standardized save file sorting systems across all video games.
    Let me make subfolders, dangit!!

    • @bane9951
      @bane9951 Рік тому +1

      We could use the blockchain to used uploaded cloud saves and import them into any video game, we could play any save file in any game and it would only cost a few bitcoins, let's hop on this already

  • @ShawnMeira
    @ShawnMeira Рік тому +3

    Bro literally predicted the fires in Hawaii (August 2023)

  • @mchaggis615
    @mchaggis615 Рік тому +3

    My addiction to Amphibian-based UA-cam Content is insatiable

  • @SirChris314
    @SirChris314 Рік тому +12

    I regret to inform you that you've simply created Orlando, Florida

  • @boltios4755
    @boltios4755 Рік тому +7

    10:38 Hell on Earth

  • @mrphysics2625
    @mrphysics2625 Рік тому +2

    this is the greatest cities skylines video ive ever seen lmfao

  • @jonathanhaney9235
    @jonathanhaney9235 Рік тому +5

    Here is a complement. You did a good job.

  • @chaosknighthd3138
    @chaosknighthd3138 Рік тому +6

    This takes death and taxes to a new level

  • @Christophe_L
    @Christophe_L Рік тому +2

    I'm just worried that you don't consider toll booths to be taxes.

  • @boggo3848
    @boggo3848 Рік тому +9

    I can't help but feel all the efforts to make money in this attempt actually are basically just taxation though hahaha.

  • @adrake161
    @adrake161 Рік тому +26

    Finally, the ancap paradise we’ve been looking for!

    • @LawrenceTimme
      @LawrenceTimme Рік тому

      Fail, it was all centrally planned 😂😂

  • @daviddavidson505
    @daviddavidson505 Рік тому +2

    There has got to be a libertarianism mod that just dumps all the government service buildings into zoning structures. A truly RNG-based experience until the city learns to take care of itself, so long as the heavy hand of the state supplies the roads. A truly libertarian experience.

  • @sik3xploit
    @sik3xploit Рік тому +3

    5:26 "I didn't fail, I successfully lost!"

  • @nooneinparticular9837
    @nooneinparticular9837 Рік тому +7

    I love how there are people out there who unironically believe this would work

  • @townbug
    @townbug Рік тому +2

    love you Robbie, didn't realize how fucking crazy big your channel grew. big happy my friend. can't wait for the dwarf fortress videos
    (not the vods currently, the time for that eludes me)

  • @runtergerutscht4401
    @runtergerutscht4401 Рік тому +4

    The people: "No taxation without representation"
    Ambiguousamphibian: "are you sure about that?"

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 Рік тому +9

    Vergil: I’m moving there.

    • @Torodes23
      @Torodes23 Рік тому +3

      Still gotta pay child support though

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 Рік тому +1

      @@Torodes23, He’ll never pay as long as he lives.

    • @Leofwine
      @Leofwine Рік тому +1

      Vergil? The Roman poet?

  • @nilsp9426
    @nilsp9426 6 місяців тому +1

    The "amusement park" walks absolutely killed me 💀

  • @Capitaine1869
    @Capitaine1869 Рік тому +5

    Honestly just rename “taxes “ ,“public services bill”.