For sure, but it’s super calculated, probably multiple takes, half of his videos are click bait-y, and completely fake.. I saw a unboxing or mystery box shit that you could tell he didn’t buy, and just put a box of random shit in, opened it up, acted shocked, and got millions of views.. It’s cancer.. like... I get it’s for kids.. but god.. it drives me nuts haha.. I guess good for him... he’s killing it lol
that one part where he says “why am i talking like that” feels like a moment of clarity in a sea of madness. like the demon taking control of his mind let go for just one second
This was hard to watch. I find all these types of videos hard to watch because the content being observed is so impeccably cringe and simply hard to endure I can’t help but click off of the video.
thats probably because he started around the same time used to be on wassabi productions, and my braindead 11 year old self used to watch his content back in like 2008
@@leesalt guava is american too... fillipino descent. are you talking about fillipino nationals or just people with fillipino descent? in that case bruno mars and guava juice would fit in that category....
The sound of the keyboard being accidentlally struck as Gus leans back, broken by Guava's lack of comedic intelligence, is funnier than anything Guava Juice has ever made.
God, it's so strange how much your sense of humor evolves over time. It pains me to say I used to think those Impact top/bottom text images were funny. But, to be fair, randomness can be used to great great extent when Incorporated into a sketch or bit.
@@sirdbird7292 I liked some of the top/bottom text memes. :( They weren't completely in your face and poorly made unlike SOME of today's memes, but I get your point.
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That weirdly self aware moment where GJ looked into the camera and said "why am I speaking like that" in that dead inside voice kind of startled me lmao.
Except he didn't because he was likely never in that phase. He clearly knows that this is the type of vacuous garbage kids enjoy nowadays and he's absolutely milking it.
@@wiisportsfencing3688 oh god I feel bad for you. You seem like you ACTUALLY enjoy guava content. Basically a normal skit would just show not tell. For example they would just show someone that brought a tv to the cinema being annoyin(even though that is bizarre and no one in the history of human kind has done that) but guava chooses to instead do the skit more like- look at me I'm bringing my tv in and being annoying. -in gonna break your tv -oh no. You broke my tv.
I feel like Guava got access to a movie theater from his friend and was so excited about it that he forgot to write jokes for the video and this is the result...
UA-cam has turned into a shithole where people with absolutely no fucking talent whatsoever try to pander to kids. There's little to no creative content anymore.
That relatable moment when you go to an empty theater to watch your tv that’s 200x smaller than the screen but then the one guy there pulls out his metal baseball bat and hits it
my sister keeps making kids that subscribe to guava juice.its just crazy idk if its ok for kids to see stuff like this. i feel like its the same reason I dont suggest cringy stuff I enjoy. just idk this stuff hast to be deemed on par with watching violence at least. Im happy I got to watch these guava shits without adding to his veiws
With a set up like "don't bring a TV to the movie theater", you'd expect a skit where people are watching an emotional part of a movie, and then Spongebob's laugh cuts in, ruining the moment. They shush him, and Guava Juice tells them to be quiet while he's watching cartoons. It's not the funniest skit, but it's at least a setup, build up, and punchline. That's the bare bones of comedy. But what do we get instead? "Don't bring a TV to the movies! Hey, lookit me! I brought a TV to the movies! THAT"S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! HUR DE DUR!"
Honestly, I laughed harder at Gus flailing onto the keyboard with the megaphone and saying “Comedy is very subjective” than I did during the entirety of that Guava Juice video.
The acting alone easily made it the funniest Guava Juice clip Gus has showed me. EDIT: Sorry nevermind, Don't Iron Clothes is approaching Adult Swim original live action programming surrealism. This guy could give Tim and Eric lessons on being funny.
Tell an elementary schooler a simple joke, like this: *Knock-knock.* _Who's there?_ *Gus.* _Gus who?_ *Gus you'll never know!* They'll probably laugh, but wait for them to tell you a joke they made up immediately after. _Knock-knock._ *Who's there?* _Eddy._ *Eddy who?* _Eddy you'll never know!_ They'll laugh so hard they fall off their chair. *_This is Guava Juice's target audience._*
@@oneflamingpotato7965 being tired makes people loopy. I watched a movie with my siblings a couple weeks ago there was this lawnmower race and I was dying.
When he said “why am I talking like that?” That where the drugs wearing off and there was a cut afterwards to not show them knocking him out and putting a syringe in his arm to get him back on track
guava juice videos hit like the shitty videos you had to make for group projects in high school spanish class that someone always edited last minute on windows movie maker with a plot barely held together by a string because you had to include 25 unrelated vocabulary words
"Guava Juice is arguably one of the biggest creators on the site right now" I literally didn't know who Guava Juice before watching this video, I thought this video was actually about guava juice. I am now sad.
The only reason I knew about him was because I used to watch Wasabi Productions (a channel he used to run with another guy) in fifth or sixth grade. But I hadn't heard of him years until this video.
That "TV in the Cinema" segment was so bizarre I feel like it was almost some sort of high level, experimental sketch that I would need a life time of comedic theatre theory to appreciate..
Thinking about this actually robbed me of a little sleep last night. If you said write me a sketch involving a TV, a movie theater, and a baseball bat, my brain would have gone: "So a guy is there watching a movie in a theater, and there's a person who has bafflingly decided to bring his own television set and is watching it, so the first guy in a fit of rage breaks it with a bat so he can watch his movie in peace." It's not a good sketch, but it makes sense narratively. Then there's Guava Juice's sketch..it defies any expectation I had, so I feel like it should be funny, but....here we are.
I like to imagine that Roi isn't actually Guava, he's being held against his will by some menacing higher power forcing him to make these videos like Hades punishing Sisyphus by making him push that boulder up a hill for eternity, only a fate worse than death would be to make Guava Juice videos
i literally couldn't stop wheezing at the tv bit because of how stupid it was. why did he think that was a plausible thing that happens? the fact that it was broken before hand and the half hearted bat swing, mixed with the fact that he clearly was desperately trying to keep a straight face and the dead silence afterwards, it has me wheezing.
The “why am I speaking like that?” actually managed to crack me up, that’s definitely what a broken man who relies entirely on screaming in a “funny” accent to make an income says.
@@AmericanIdiot7659 that skit was so fucking retarded that I had to laugh. Nothing about it made sense at any point in time. From him bringing the tv to the other guy breaking it is so damn inconsequential that it feels unexpedantly surreal.
What's sad is that gus would make a sketch about what not to do in a theater and it would literally be 100 times funnier than this... ...and it would be in his living room.
I think the joke in Guava Juice's videos is that their not funny i.e. its funny because it's not funny. it's not good comedy but apparently, it is successful.
@@sirthrand1234500 But it doesnt do that even well. Being unfunny is funny a bunch of the time, just off the top of my head, Kurtis Connor making dumbass puns can be funny. Because they DONT always land. This is just being crazy and ridiculous, a Kyle making content for Kyles
That directing joke made me mad because it’s _almost_ funny. Yes it doesn’t really make sense in the setting, but it’s so close to being a joke he just need to expand on it and he didn’t.
Ligma lmao no my guy. I just think smosh is funny, well, used to be funny. Guess it’s because I grew up with it. We can atleast all agree that this is way worse. Dont get where you got the idea for calling me a quirky guy for no reason from since i said nothing stupid or pretentious enough to be one of those “ooh im so quirky” motherfuckers -thanks for reading my essay.
And that's the problem. Kids who watch this kind of crap are the ones who'll end up as cringe tik tok stars who only flex on their parents' money. These kind of videos fuck up an entire generation
I noticed something the other day Gus. My 12 year old likes to show me memes that he says are HILARIOUS. And everytime I watch them I have no idea what the point, or joke, or story, or anything was supposed to be. And when I ask my son why it's funny he says "Not everything has to make sense Dad! Memes can be random and chaotic! Humor is changing Dad!" This Guava's audience. I hope this is a phase.
@@dhdhhdsbbshshs7040 Literally nobody fucking cares if the likes are at 69 or not just shut the fuck up about it people who are like this is so fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up. It's overrated. It's not funny. Shut up.
i am gonna be honest here, it is at least 5,000 times more interesting than guava's entire channel. guava's audience literally has the attention span of 2 seconds.
Toddlers Gus. The target audience is literal toddlers. It's because children are a literal money printing industry that require no effort or quality. Economists have known this for decades.
@@sadmorduck7473 that makes a lot of sense, that his content targets a younger age group. and in understanding this makes me less frurstrated that something like guava juice exists.
I think I’d like more of this, but instead of just pointing out how dumb it is, maybe we could here actual constructive criticism. I’d love to get more in the mind of Gus about how he would improve these terrible sketches, ideas, videos, etc.
for more fruit/vegetable related content follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets
okay dad
Gus Johnson aka the only thing i follow u for
no
Hi gus
sorry i only watch meat
this genuinely feels like an alien trying to mimick being a human comedian
its youtube for 8-12 year olds "goo goo ga ga gi gi" creepy af
charliefasurf1000 4-12 year olds*
Some sort of devil worshipper
aliens are smarter than guava
gus's sense of humor will grow on you
Guava juice’s channel radiates 4th grade school project blooper energy
viewed in that way that makes it sorta funny
I was just about to say his video reminds me of the videos I made with my friends when I was 10 haha
Oh my God, that's exactly that
Specifically when the bloopers scenes were planned in advance and were entirely staged
Love that energy
For sure, but it’s super calculated, probably multiple takes, half of his videos are click bait-y, and completely fake.. I saw a unboxing or mystery box shit that you could tell he didn’t buy, and just put a box of random shit in, opened it up, acted shocked, and got millions of views..
It’s cancer.. like... I get it’s for kids.. but god.. it drives me nuts haha.. I guess good for him... he’s killing it lol
*Gus slowly descends into insanity as the video progresses*
Gus Johnson lost it by the first half
Also slowly descends in general
that's just all of his videos dude
WE ALL DO
😂😂😂😂so true
that one part where he says “why am i talking like that” feels like a moment of clarity in a sea of madness. like the demon taking control of his mind let go for just one second
he just completely broke character for 1 second
Time stamp?
7:18
must've been a flash of light, broke him out of the sunken place lol
Right before losing his grip again
I am an elementary school teacher. I know exactly who his audience is. And it makes me so sad.
No u lier
@@hardcoregamingdk looks like somebody didn't pay attention to their elementary school teachers, huh?
FartInk8 teh squid you know me so well friend
@@nickv.3573 Stupid question
Dennis Perez don’t teach your students that christopher columbus was a hero and great man
I feel like Gus tricked me into watching a Guava juice video
Same
How dare he
PLOT TWIST: Gus has been directing Guava Juice content from the beginning and uses these videos to plug his other channel
This was hard to watch. I find all these types of videos hard to watch because the content being observed is so impeccably cringe and simply hard to endure I can’t help but click off of the video.
At least I'm giving the view to Gus and not Guava Juice Lmfao
Be careful Gus or Jake Paul might show up next time you're getting a haircut
Hey bruh, he's a bully didn't you know?
Fuck you Gus, u a bully an I don like bullies
let's dap before we tell eachother that we don't like eachother!
Miles Simpson lol this is an off brand comment from my own...
He’s literally going after kids
“Don’t bring a tv into the movie theater”- Thanks, Guava, I was so tempted to do that before
Fuck the tv and bat who brings a godamm ironing table.
And where did the pausing the movie thing come from? That makes no sense.
WHO ORDERS A PIZZA AT THE THEATER
Watching Guava Juice videos is like trying to figure out how your foot works.
@@nono2187 dude calm down jeez
Ur being a negetive Nancy here lol..
His sense of humour reminds me of 2012 Smosh in a really warped, way. It's like if Smosh never had any punchlines.
Ah, the glory days. Before Google stole the tube from us
Smosh and ray William Johnson.. Those were the days... 😩
Smosh is fucking ass and always was. Don't get the hype and never will. They were TRYING to do what Brandon rogers succeeded in.
thats probably because he started around the same time
used to be on wassabi productions, and my braindead 11 year old self used to watch his content back in like 2008
Brandon rodgers is on the same level as early smosh.
It's all obnoxious garbage for kids.
What he says doesn't matter, it's simply how he says it that'll entertain 3 year olds. He's the equivalent of jingling keys.
When he made the first video about him and asked who this content was suppose to appeal to, I was p much saying the same thing.
3-12 year olds.
@@leesalt bruno mars is filipino
@@leesalt guava is american too... fillipino descent. are you talking about fillipino nationals or just people with fillipino descent? in that case bruno mars and guava juice would fit in that category....
@@graciethebelle I'm pretty sure anyone over 8 wouldn't want to watch this
Put those jingling keys in the fucking socket
"Why am I speaking like that?"
It's becoming self-aware!
Guava Juice would be good at UA-cam Sins.
love how you refer to him as "it"
Yes!
The sound of the keyboard being accidentlally struck as Gus leans back, broken by Guava's lack of comedic intelligence, is funnier than anything Guava Juice has ever made.
true story
Remember in middle school when we thought random = funny. Yeah, this content is for them.
God, it's so strange how much your sense of humor evolves over time. It pains me to say I used to think those Impact top/bottom text images were funny.
But, to be fair, randomness can be used to great great extent when Incorporated into a sketch or bit.
@@sirdbird7292 I liked some of the top/bottom text memes. :( They weren't completely in your face and poorly made unlike SOME of today's memes, but I get your point.
I think even middle schoolers are intelligent enough to tell that this isn't funny. Maybe like a 2 year old would like the noises??
I like trains
Did you say random?
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“EDDY COME HOME!!”
- Gus 2k19
Where's Eddy?
That weirdly self aware moment where GJ looked into the camera and said "why am I speaking like that" in that dead inside voice kind of startled me lmao.
I don’t like that GJ could stand for either Guava Juice or Gus Johnson
@@jareksmith bruhhh 😭
time stamp?
@@user-zz2dr3up7j 7:18
I don’t know if any of you remember when he was part of Wassabi Productions
Jesus I don’t think I’ve ever straightfaced something so hard
I've cried. Not of laughter tho
My expectations were low but then he said goo goo ga ga
Don’t use The Lords name in vain
I think I was visibly frowning
@@Hituvuvuvu lmao oh my god you’re stupid
Gus Johnson: Guava juice is not funny
Jake paul: iS tHiS cYbEr BuLlYiNg!?
You are a cyberbully.
I dont like cyberbullies.
"So much hatred".
I thought it was funny when the security guard sat on the other guy like he was a chair and the chair guy started grabbing sensually.
Smirks immorally
@@a-bv5ss you ever heard of a mothafuckin *J* *O* *K* *E*
Hugh Mungus you’re dumb stop commenting
It's like he never grew out of the "random XD rawr tacos!!!!" humor of the late 2000s/early 2010s
Accept its 50% worse than that.
@@iwanttobetankman4260 except.
@@Laconic_ thank you
Except he didn't because he was likely never in that phase. He clearly knows that this is the type of vacuous garbage kids enjoy nowadays and he's absolutely milking it.
somehow he's worse
"Don't bring a blah blah blah into the theater"
Guava Juice: *I'M BRINGING A BLAH BLAH BLAH INTO A THEATER*
That was the point of the "skit" is was to act out why you wouldn't want to do that in a "comedic" fashion.
@@wiisportsfencing3688 oh god I feel bad for you. You seem like you ACTUALLY enjoy guava content. Basically a normal skit would just show not tell. For example they would just show someone that brought a tv to the cinema being annoyin(even though that is bizarre and no one in the history of human kind has done that) but guava chooses to instead do the skit more like- look at me I'm bringing my tv in and being annoying. -in gonna break your tv -oh no. You broke my tv.
BAZOING!!!!!
@@wiisportsfencing3688 oh honey no
No that’s only bill Cosby guava juice is worse!
“Don’t pause the movie”
The guy pauses the movie, leaves and then comes back and resumes it.
Where is the joke?
Don't you GET IT?? He PAUSES de moviiiiiiiii!!! HUEHUEHUEHUE!
I have lost all will to live.
Me too
that joke could have been funny if there would have been a bloody audience reacting to him doing it, but there wasnt. why, guava, why?!?!?!
again there were no downsides to him pausing the movie. no audience was yelling at him or anything
I want Kitchen Nightmare style videos where you play Gordon Ramsey helping "struggling" channels to improve.
This is a brilliant idea lol
Make sure you end up crying with them
This should win
It’s like a reverse content cop...
But guava is doing well that's the problem.
Gus saying "flick, flick, flick my bic" is funnier than all of Guava's videos put together
how does it feel to have youre comment stolen and then get less likes then the guy who stole it?
@@lordspaghettitron2732 Dang u toxic😂
@Daniel Woytowich he just could have said it in a nicer way😁 but I see what you are saying
Gwynn Thomas Im just curious man, thats just how i talk.
@@lordspaghettitron2732 Oh I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude
Guava Juice is a big example of “not funny didn’t laugh”
Is it bad that I laughed when guava juice was consumed by a devil and started speaking moon runes
not laugh didn’t funny
Troppie not didn’t, funny laugh
KJay69ッ laugh not, funny didn’t
Troppie 🔄🔄
I know he’s playing clips to show us how bad it is, but it makes me feel like I’m doing something wrong in just watching it.
Oh i get it. He's doing the "le random xd" thing from about 10-15 years ago
arcane cogs spork my dog is actually a unicorn who farts potatoes and eats the hair of a 59 year old baby
*holds up spork*
Oh god 2009 really was 10 years ago already. I hate the video more now
Le epic potato rainbow corgi unicorn weird random burrito xD
arcane cogs - It’s raining TACOS xD :3 Spork!!!!
I feel like Guava got access to a movie theater from his friend and was so excited about it that he forgot to write jokes for the video and this is the result...
Either that or his buddy said "Alright, you can use the theater, but you have to be there in 10 minutes and finished in 20."
I want to say that but like... he brought props. Some of which were relevant to the theater? I think he’s just looking for a really vapid audience
I want to say that but like... he brought props. Some of which were relevant to the theater? I think he’s just looking for a really vapid audience
The kid UA-camr equation:
Random=funny
Loud=funny
Loud=Random
The unbreakable cycle
UA-cam has turned into a shithole where people with absolutely no fucking talent whatsoever try to pander to kids. There's little to no creative content anymore.
What about Sr pelo?
Random can be funny if you do it right but loud isnt
@@daxtonredmond5256 ua-cam.com/video/YZrErQfqVjE/v-deo.html
That relatable moment when you go to an empty theater to watch your tv that’s 200x smaller than the screen but then the one guy there pulls out his metal baseball bat and hits it
_"You broke my TV!"_
*5 whole seconds of awkward silence*
my sister keeps making kids that subscribe to guava juice.its just crazy idk if its ok for kids to see stuff like this. i feel like its the same reason I dont suggest cringy stuff I enjoy. just idk this stuff hast to be deemed on par with watching violence at least.
Im happy I got to watch these guava shits without adding to his veiws
8:17 nice
When you go through the comments and while reading the text, the text happens in the video🤷🏼♂️
“Let’s call him Kyle.”
Thanks bro.
This is how kids named kyle are baptized
Yeah not cool
shut up, kyle
shut up and go complain about hating your parents
Took that one to the heart man
With a set up like "don't bring a TV to the movie theater", you'd expect a skit where people are watching an emotional part of a movie, and then Spongebob's laugh cuts in, ruining the moment. They shush him, and Guava Juice tells them to be quiet while he's watching cartoons. It's not the funniest skit, but it's at least a setup, build up, and punchline. That's the bare bones of comedy. But what do we get instead?
"Don't bring a TV to the movies! Hey, lookit me! I brought a TV to the movies! THAT"S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! HUR DE DUR!"
It is so deprived of logic that it felt surreal.
Exactly.
Tht Sounds like a kit the tv show friends would do
It was so bad it felt like satire
😂😂😂 that’s so truuuue
Honestly, I laughed harder at Gus flailing onto the keyboard with the megaphone and saying “Comedy is very subjective” than I did during the entirety of that Guava Juice video.
You accidentally playing the piano in the background is funnier than Guava Juice could ever be.
2:35 😂 I don't know why but that had me dying.
He looks like a grown up Ryan’s toys reviews
LilMoist Towel oh...Jesus
thats an insult for the poor kid
GamerMoistTowel i know and acts like one
GamerMoistTowel at least ryan isnt cringy to his peers
At least Ryan’s an actual kid and not some man child.
“YoU brOkE mY Tv” *ACTING 100*
"yOU bRokE mUh tEA vEa"
The acting alone easily made it the funniest Guava Juice clip Gus has showed me.
EDIT: Sorry nevermind, Don't Iron Clothes is approaching Adult Swim original live action programming surrealism. This guy could give Tim and Eric lessons on being funny.
"EDDY COME HOME!" so this is what happens when Gus is left to his own devices...
gus slowly tangling his cord around himself was funnier than the entire guava juice video
He was probably thinking about taking the cord to his throat at most parts
Tell an elementary schooler a simple joke, like this: *Knock-knock.* _Who's there?_ *Gus.* _Gus who?_ *Gus you'll never know!*
They'll probably laugh, but wait for them to tell you a joke they made up immediately after.
_Knock-knock._ *Who's there?* _Eddy._ *Eddy who?* _Eddy you'll never know!_
They'll laugh so hard they fall off their chair. *_This is Guava Juice's target audience._*
Garrett Hicks I am well past elementary school and once it gets late enough at night that would make me laugh hysterically 💀💀😭😭
Fiona Gutierrez Yeah same man. Once you get to that point your brain kinda just breaks
Yep
Man I love ur uploads upload more please
@@oneflamingpotato7965 being tired makes people loopy. I watched a movie with my siblings a couple weeks ago there was this lawnmower race and I was dying.
Gus does impersonation of elementary school kid...
...unintentionally roasts Adam Sandler's entire career.
That's exactly what I thought while watching that lmao
😂😂😂
C C ahahah
When he said “why am I talking like that?” That where the drugs wearing off and there was a cut afterwards to not show them knocking him out and putting a syringe in his arm to get him back on track
Yes
Every Guava Juice video can be described using a single line from The Big Lebowski:
"Eight year olds, dude".
next year they'll watch pewds
i feel like it's hard to find a situation in life that *can't* be described using a single line from The Big Lebowski
Aurongel very elegantly sums up a lot of the internet actually.
@@freshpov4316 "yeah, but that's like, your opinion, man"
I think a better quote would be one from Wayne's World:
"Kids know dick"
Huh, no one in the theater. Must be watching Artemis Fowl.
Nice.
gottem
or CATS
@@JustinWHY-zz7gz I just clicked "view 3 replies" to see if somebody wrote "or Cats"... You beat me to it.
Or cats
I was blissfully unaware of this bastard. Thanks a lot Gus. Godamnit
Ian Lundquist lmao
BITCH shut the fuck up!
@@heeiuy2.056 I don't think you should be talking.
@@Fewchore EXCUSE ME!?!? there hating on a FUCKING UA-camR!!!! ALSO MY FAVOURITE ONE!!! I HOPE YOU ALL HATERS ROT IN HELL! ESPECIALLY GUS! UGH
@@Tiggy-pg2zn Ok....sorry but it's just that he's my favourite UA-camr
Wow Gus is reviewing the best content on UA-cam man Gus appreciates this content the most
guava juice videos hit like the shitty videos you had to make for group projects in high school spanish class that someone always edited last minute on windows movie maker with a plot barely held together by a string because you had to include 25 unrelated vocabulary words
lil fruit why is this so accruate
@@iEatBellocan more like: why do YOU not understand why this is so accurate?
Hall Of The Vardy they’re just making a statement. They’re saying it actually is very accurate, not actually wondering why it’s accurate
@@gwendohshidt I know. I just hate people that act like that: "Ummm okay but why is ____"
Hall Of The Vardy then use a /s next time
JUSTIFIED. i like the desk videos. keep em coming in whatever form
Same. His desk videos are my favorite. I've never clicked so fast.
upsidedown desk video where he tries to drink and play the piano while reviewing or whatever upsidedown.
I kid you not, he brought his TV into the movie theater, funniest shit I've ever seen.
Underappreciated comment
Almost died laughing.
Same i already died of laughing too hard
Lmao
I goota say it’s pretty funny
"in the future, humor will be randomly generated"
Weed eater
@@timeforamunch2616 i-is that an insult?
@@gholmes4547 it's a reference to the episode of VeggieTales where your phrase came from
@@timeforamunch2616 ok
bruh this ain’t even humor
Why do you have to bring these things to my attention. Ignorance truly is bliss
*was*
"Guava Juice is arguably one of the biggest creators on the site right now"
I literally didn't know who Guava Juice before watching this video, I thought this video was actually about guava juice. I am now sad.
When will I ever learn of the health benefits drinking guava juice does or does not have? Damn you, Gus!
I've had guava before, pretty good, I wanted to know about the juice that's made from it, but nope it's this unfunny bullshit that cokes.
The only reason I knew about him was because I used to watch Wasabi Productions (a channel he used to run with another guy) in fifth or sixth grade. But I hadn't heard of him years until this video.
@Caleb Mayfield he meant the fruit
Same
Guava juice produces the same content that an alien would after given a 10 minute explanation of what comedy is
An alien would be better at making me laugh.
“Don‘t litter at the theatre“
More like: Don‘t litter UA-cam with your content.
That "TV in the Cinema" segment was so bizarre I feel like it was almost some sort of high level, experimental sketch that I would need a life time of comedic theatre theory to appreciate..
The worst part isn't even the sketch, it's him staring into the camera after he's done
Lmao same, is it dumb or are we just not smart enough to understand it
If he just beat the tv to pieces for a while it would’ve at least been visually interesting
Thinking about this actually robbed me of a little sleep last night. If you said write me a sketch involving a TV, a movie theater, and a baseball bat, my brain would have gone: "So a guy is there watching a movie in a theater, and there's a person who has bafflingly decided to bring his own television set and is watching it, so the first guy in a fit of rage breaks it with a bat so he can watch his movie in peace." It's not a good sketch, but it makes sense narratively. Then there's Guava Juice's sketch..it defies any expectation I had, so I feel like it should be funny, but....here we are.
It requires a high iq to understand guava juice
I feel like Gen-Z humor is easier to understand than this.
Edit: A lot of people think that I’m not Gen-Z, but I am, so yea.
As someone who is Gen-Z, no this isn’t humor.
Pirita Pakarinen, thank you
As a Gen-Z, I wholeheartedly agree.
S P O O N
Bean
Comedy is subjective
But not when it isn't comedy
Imadisappointment Guava is funny....../..././/3?)5: sejhbew3467
@@fromans1734 um? You OK there pal? Look like you had a seizure at the end there
@@imadisappointment1446 yeah sorry i fell asleep of the keyboard :/
@@fromans1734 Sure.
Incognito Burrito whoosh
this started as a school project aspiring to be like icarly that quickly got out of hand
Should've just sang the theme song and upload that, would have been more popular.
You can see the energy be drained from Gus.
I like to imagine that Roi isn't actually Guava, he's being held against his will by some menacing higher power forcing him to make these videos like Hades punishing Sisyphus by making him push that boulder up a hill for eternity, only a fate worse than death would be to make Guava Juice videos
He got possessed by a demon that has a cringe fetish
Roi wassabi is not guava juice I refuse to accept that
@@smitherboi3125 same
I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that
Roi is rolanda, not guava
So it is written.
Gus being a sassy queen is favorite type of content.
i literally couldn't stop wheezing at the tv bit because of how stupid it was. why did he think that was a plausible thing that happens? the fact that it was broken before hand and the half hearted bat swing, mixed with the fact that he clearly was desperately trying to keep a straight face and the dead silence afterwards, it has me wheezing.
Me:
Nobody:
Guava Juice: "10 WAYS TO WALK ACROSS THE ROAD! NUMBER 10 - FORGETTING TO TURN OFF THE TV!"
YEAH IS SPELLED WITH AN H
DONT FORGET YOUR PIE! LOLOLOLOL
O S H 옷 *SURPRISED FACE*
Without "Me:" and "Nobody:" this would have been better!
it still amazes me how eloquent Gus is when he dishes out criticism; it's such a nice change from other content creator "roasts"
I read this comment at 7:31 on the video
I can’t believe I’m saying this but Lele Pons sketches make more sense.
Lele pons sketches do make sense most of the time, but most people don't like them or think they are stupid
y'all gonna make more vids like that pocahontas review?
@@AidyBoo Tell me an episode of hers that makes sense at least.
@@AidyBoo they are stupid
The sketch is not supposed to make sense y'all omg
Gus Johnson has an amazing approach to this person's content
The “why am I speaking like that?” actually managed to crack me up, that’s definitely what a broken man who relies entirely on screaming in a “funny” accent to make an income says.
I am ashamed that I laughed when he said "You broke my tv" because my humor is complete shit.
americanIdiot I laughed too but it was because I was confused and the skit was so bad
@@AmericanIdiot7659 its so fucking terrible that I honestly find it funny,.
@@AmericanIdiot7659 that skit was so fucking retarded that I had to laugh. Nothing about it made sense at any point in time. From him bringing the tv to the other guy breaking it is so damn inconsequential that it feels unexpedantly surreal.
"the cringe is so strong, it's like a bump of coke." -filthy frank
Eon Prime did someone say frank
@@andersoni.7472 ey b0ss
F
FRANKU!!!
I had to wear a welding helmet the cringe was so strong
“Eddy come home!”
Three Words Not To Scream at a Guavas Juices Video
You should do a video on the history of UwU
@@JackGillespie69 no, that's for internet historian
N word
Nerd City when is next video, man
I’m starving for 20-40 minutes commentary about merch
@@slimii275 neither, internet historian covers events/phenomena but emplemon could prolly do it
"Don't eat a 3 course meal in the movie theater!"
Cinema Cafe: "Am I a joke to you?"
Kyle's failure as a comedian in school has led to him punching so many holes on drywall.
What are you doing in here donut. Much love.
Donut Operator let’s abolish the police state
Hey, I filled it in with a wad of duct tape. Fuck you.
Kyle Thomas I got confused until I saw you name 😂
oh hey bagel law enforcement
You should do both goofs and issues. Either way, I love these desk vids.
this
Is
it
chief
definitely
At least the "Don't litter" one is a good message to the little babies watching
the only good message was then kinda ruined by a bad bit
Except the kids will now litter or knock things over cause they think its comedy.
I see, a fellow dunkey fan.
@@hiimsaulcaveman Who?
@@K4D011 videogamedunkey
4 years later, right on time. I like the desk videos. So hope that helps.
13 minutes of Gus Johnson in excruciating pain
Poor JohnGus
Ashley Loyola who asked?
Isaih Fuentes you asked just now
Thx for answering
Mr Bus Jackson, you should do both kinds of desk videos.
Yea honestly I love his unique take on dumb shit but then also that he talks about real shit
He should just do what he wants cause I mainly enjoy the videos where it looks like they had fun recording. Just like porn.
Yes I completely agree
Yes you should crass longson
gus i think i speak for alotta folk when i say continue the desk videos :)..........(thanks for tha likes precciate it)
thanks for good content.
To me it's like he really liked early Nigahiga videos but didn't understand that it's 2019.
To be fair, at least Nigahiga was funny SOMETIMES. This dude just sucks total ass.
And he didn’t quite figure out what exactly made early Nigahiga funny. He doesn’t quite understand the concept of “subtlety,” or how to set up a joke.
You're still doing 2007 nigahiga dirty by comparing them
he was apart of wongful production. I think he is just lazy and knows his fans will watch him anyways.
the humor is clearly meant for 5 year olds.
What's sad is that gus would make a sketch about what not to do in a theater and it would literally be 100 times funnier than this...
...and it would be in his living room.
I think the joke in Guava Juice's videos is that their not funny i.e. its funny because it's not funny. it's not good comedy but apparently, it is successful.
Wtf.....Dwight?!
@@sirthrand1234500 But it doesnt do that even well. Being unfunny is funny a bunch of the time, just off the top of my head, Kurtis Connor making dumbass puns can be funny. Because they DONT always land. This is just being crazy and ridiculous, a Kyle making content for Kyles
Dwight K. Schrute
Get Back To The Office, Dwight!
Well 0 x 100 is still 0 so maybe rephrase
These aren’t jokes, they’re prompts for jokes that he didn’t bother to expand upon
These are almost jokes
That directing joke made me mad because it’s _almost_ funny. Yes it doesn’t really make sense in the setting, but it’s so close to being a joke he just need to expand on it and he didn’t.
Some of them are almost prompts for jokes. "Don't be a chair" isn't anything, it might as well have been a random string of words
It’s just, LOUD AND WEIRD THING I JUST DID, HAHAHAHAHAISHAHOAJAIBWHANSHAISWB
Calling it a prompt is generous
To date, this is still one of my favorite UA-cam videos
I think his content is for those extremely hyperactive 7 year olds that are addicted to their iPads
So just 7 year olds
Amada Medina wait that was me! Perfect description of me. I would never watch this though.
Amada Medina like kYLeee
Ligma lmao no my guy. I just think smosh is funny, well, used to be funny. Guess it’s because I grew up with it. We can atleast all agree that this is way worse. Dont get where you got the idea for calling me a quirky guy for no reason from since i said nothing stupid or pretentious enough to be one of those “ooh im so quirky” motherfuckers
-thanks for reading my essay.
And that's the problem. Kids who watch this kind of crap are the ones who'll end up as cringe tik tok stars who only flex on their parents' money. These kind of videos fuck up an entire generation
"I don't want to be a negative Nancy here"
-Gus 2019
Same here
Gus is broken.
This was Guava juice's true purpose all along.
You nearly have a thousand likes and this is your first comment
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
@@summer_billo1377 it means that everyone that came across the comment exactly agreed with what venkat said.
I noticed something the other day Gus. My 12 year old likes to show me memes that he says are HILARIOUS. And everytime I watch them I have no idea what the point, or joke, or story, or anything was supposed to be. And when I ask my son why it's funny he says "Not everything has to make sense Dad! Memes can be random and chaotic! Humor is changing Dad!"
This Guava's audience.
I hope this is a phase.
I do believe that Sir Gus Johnson is objectively funny
Merlin Merlout that’s Sir Mister Doctor Professor Johnson
Sir is a titled bestowed to British sports stars, musicians and paedophiles. You should be careful who you call Sir, you might get sued.
@@ongbonga9025 logic's real first name is sir
Every guava juice video reminds me of: “please clap”
LMAO IKR
YES EXACTLY
As a Kyle, it's bold of you to assume I had any social interaction as a kid
Sam n eric
7:19 It’s like he had one second of clarity and self-awareness.
guava juices vid be like: i dropped my soda! its funny bc my soda is now on the floor
Can’t like because it’s at 69
@@dhdhhdsbbshshs7040 Literally nobody fucking cares if the likes are at 69 or not just shut the fuck up about it people who are like this is so fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up. It's overrated. It's not funny. Shut up.
Rice a Boni just chill out, dude
Rice a Boni ok boomer
looks to me like somebody REALLY wants likes XD
The adventures of the black wire trying to kill Gus was more interesting and funny than Guavas entire video
Can't wait for the next season in the series of black wire's adventure
Corey Berther lmao you’re the same guy who commented on chillinit’s music video overkill
i am gonna be honest here, it is at least 5,000 times more interesting than guava's entire channel. guava's audience literally has the attention span of 2 seconds.
@@christo_sk8540 hahaha yeah bro. Small world huh
@@mr.poland1171 Behold. The truest comment.
"When you see something online that you can't explain, the answer is always inevitably the same: kids. It's kids." -Ethan Klein
Words of wisdom
kids or money
@@sergeantbones9164 same thing on yt
@@typedrew "He who controls the kid's content, controls the universe."
What about inflation hentai? I can’t explain that...
"Eddy come home!" was such a moving part of this video
Toddlers Gus. The target audience is literal toddlers.
It's because children are a literal money printing industry that require no effort or quality. Economists have known this for decades.
"If you want to get rich, sell shit to toddlers." -Warren Buffett
Absofuckinglutely.
@Arruda Absofuckinglutaly
@@sadmorduck7473 that makes a lot of sense, that his content targets a younger age group. and in understanding this makes me less frurstrated that something like guava juice exists.
Of all the people in the world, there's no one I would trust more than Gus to tell me what's funny
I didn't know Guava Juice was a person, I thought this was gonna be a video about actual, literal, Guava juice
Surprise
Dead Or Alive Icon Okay this really make me lol
Dead Or Alive Icon same, I 100% came here to defend my beloved guava.
I was told there was going to be fruit juice........
I liked this video please do more reviewing of the rubbish content!
Christopher Mundy bruh, he’d just become a less exaggerated h3h3
I think I’d like more of this, but instead of just pointing out how dumb it is, maybe we could here actual constructive criticism. I’d love to get more in the mind of Gus about how he would improve these terrible sketches, ideas, videos, etc.
I think you were very respectful and I feel you were perfectly dramatic. Boys support boys
We're all boys on the inside.
@@TheTrout9000 amen my boy
A girl who's also a boy? Where have you been all my life?
@@ABRAsylum just in a movies theater
This is actually one of the most funny videos I've ever seen on youtube
This really feels like those iMac videos middle schoolers made like 10 years ago and uploaded to UA-cam to the joy of tens of viewers.
You know what, if this was such a thing it'd have at least something going for it.