What is Guava Juice even doing?

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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  5 років тому +12979

    for more fruit/vegetable related content follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets

  • @h3llthing
    @h3llthing 5 років тому +15862

    this genuinely feels like an alien trying to mimick being a human comedian

    • @charliefasurf1000
      @charliefasurf1000 5 років тому +238

      its youtube for 8-12 year olds "goo goo ga ga gi gi" creepy af

    • @bob1412
      @bob1412 5 років тому +77

      charliefasurf1000 4-12 year olds*

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 5 років тому +11

      Some sort of devil worshipper

    • @nman551
      @nman551 5 років тому +24

      aliens are smarter than guava

    • @nicole-3211
      @nicole-3211 5 років тому +30

      gus's sense of humor will grow on you

  • @megan3091
    @megan3091 5 років тому +8858

    Guava juice’s channel radiates 4th grade school project blooper energy

    • @BubblesZap
      @BubblesZap 5 років тому +168

      viewed in that way that makes it sorta funny

    • @brmblazer
      @brmblazer 5 років тому +106

      I was just about to say his video reminds me of the videos I made with my friends when I was 10 haha

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro 5 років тому +35

      Oh my God, that's exactly that

    • @creativebeetle
      @creativebeetle 5 років тому +147

      Specifically when the bloopers scenes were planned in advance and were entirely staged
      Love that energy

    • @battle1992
      @battle1992 5 років тому +24

      For sure, but it’s super calculated, probably multiple takes, half of his videos are click bait-y, and completely fake.. I saw a unboxing or mystery box shit that you could tell he didn’t buy, and just put a box of random shit in, opened it up, acted shocked, and got millions of views..
      It’s cancer.. like... I get it’s for kids.. but god.. it drives me nuts haha.. I guess good for him... he’s killing it lol

  • @im_kamil
    @im_kamil 5 років тому +4479

    *Gus slowly descends into insanity as the video progresses*

    • @DanteHellDrive
      @DanteHellDrive 5 років тому +19

      Gus Johnson lost it by the first half

    • @goodneighborsw
      @goodneighborsw 5 років тому +16

      Also slowly descends in general

    • @Levienci
      @Levienci 5 років тому +2

      that's just all of his videos dude

    • @rwrunning1813
      @rwrunning1813 5 років тому +2

      WE ALL DO

    • @TheSK1199
      @TheSK1199 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂so true

  • @madelinekoh8499
    @madelinekoh8499 3 роки тому +1987

    that one part where he says “why am i talking like that” feels like a moment of clarity in a sea of madness. like the demon taking control of his mind let go for just one second

    • @rtji0
      @rtji0 3 роки тому +123

      he just completely broke character for 1 second

    • @aairahunni9090
      @aairahunni9090 3 роки тому +7

      Time stamp?

    • @thecyanpanda241
      @thecyanpanda241 3 роки тому +36

      7:18

    • @kosmic_overlord
      @kosmic_overlord 3 роки тому +60

      must've been a flash of light, broke him out of the sunken place lol

    • @Random_Crow3
      @Random_Crow3 3 роки тому +27

      Right before losing his grip again

  • @dennisperez2897
    @dennisperez2897 5 років тому +10827

    I am an elementary school teacher. I know exactly who his audience is. And it makes me so sad.

    • @hardcoregamingdk
      @hardcoregamingdk 5 років тому +114

      No u lier

    • @GhostofFarta
      @GhostofFarta 5 років тому +831

      @@hardcoregamingdk looks like somebody didn't pay attention to their elementary school teachers, huh?

    • @hardcoregamingdk
      @hardcoregamingdk 5 років тому +57

      FartInk8 teh squid you know me so well friend

    • @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75
      @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75 5 років тому +10

      @@nickv.3573 Stupid question

    • @morThanatos
      @morThanatos 5 років тому +193

      Dennis Perez don’t teach your students that christopher columbus was a hero and great man

  • @rustyshackelford3590
    @rustyshackelford3590 5 років тому +22320

    I feel like Gus tricked me into watching a Guava juice video

    • @Asubatsu
      @Asubatsu 5 років тому +107

      Same

    • @seanfro61
      @seanfro61 5 років тому +88

      How dare he

    • @bluesguitarman1223
      @bluesguitarman1223 5 років тому +440

      PLOT TWIST: Gus has been directing Guava Juice content from the beginning and uses these videos to plug his other channel

    • @jeepersrubicorn2568
      @jeepersrubicorn2568 5 років тому +91

      This was hard to watch. I find all these types of videos hard to watch because the content being observed is so impeccably cringe and simply hard to endure I can’t help but click off of the video.

    • @Kanigye1
      @Kanigye1 5 років тому +66

      At least I'm giving the view to Gus and not Guava Juice Lmfao

  • @milessimpson9324
    @milessimpson9324 5 років тому +8958

    Be careful Gus or Jake Paul might show up next time you're getting a haircut

    • @MasoTrumoi
      @MasoTrumoi 5 років тому +176

      Hey bruh, he's a bully didn't you know?

    • @noah.indahl5216
      @noah.indahl5216 5 років тому +223

      Fuck you Gus, u a bully an I don like bullies

    • @kylem1112
      @kylem1112 5 років тому +24

      let's dap before we tell eachother that we don't like eachother!

    • @collinmiller8866
      @collinmiller8866 5 років тому +3

      Miles Simpson lol this is an off brand comment from my own...

    • @marchstars3318
      @marchstars3318 5 років тому +6

      He’s literally going after kids

  • @narqiez4669
    @narqiez4669 3 роки тому +1827

    “Don’t bring a tv into the movie theater”- Thanks, Guava, I was so tempted to do that before

    • @nono2187
      @nono2187 3 роки тому +17

      Fuck the tv and bat who brings a godamm ironing table.

    • @nono2187
      @nono2187 3 роки тому +9

      And where did the pausing the movie thing come from? That makes no sense.

    • @keymanser2726
      @keymanser2726 3 роки тому +10

      WHO ORDERS A PIZZA AT THE THEATER

    • @Big_Black_Man
      @Big_Black_Man 3 роки тому +15

      Watching Guava Juice videos is like trying to figure out how your foot works.

    • @sureshkandarath3753
      @sureshkandarath3753 3 роки тому +4

      @@nono2187 dude calm down jeez
      Ur being a negetive Nancy here lol..

  • @notsosadbart6343
    @notsosadbart6343 5 років тому +2484

    His sense of humour reminds me of 2012 Smosh in a really warped, way. It's like if Smosh never had any punchlines.

    • @blackgemstone801
      @blackgemstone801 5 років тому +73

      Ah, the glory days. Before Google stole the tube from us

    • @max-3158
      @max-3158 5 років тому +49

      Smosh and ray William Johnson.. Those were the days... 😩

    • @strictnine5684
      @strictnine5684 5 років тому +28

      Smosh is fucking ass and always was. Don't get the hype and never will. They were TRYING to do what Brandon rogers succeeded in.

    • @JAMSP00N
      @JAMSP00N 5 років тому +46

      thats probably because he started around the same time
      used to be on wassabi productions, and my braindead 11 year old self used to watch his content back in like 2008

    • @lotus_flower2000
      @lotus_flower2000 5 років тому +21

      Brandon rodgers is on the same level as early smosh.
      It's all obnoxious garbage for kids.

  • @CaptainSauce
    @CaptainSauce 5 років тому +11318

    What he says doesn't matter, it's simply how he says it that'll entertain 3 year olds. He's the equivalent of jingling keys.

    • @graciethebelle
      @graciethebelle 5 років тому +232

      When he made the first video about him and asked who this content was suppose to appeal to, I was p much saying the same thing.
      3-12 year olds.

    • @lostpockets222
      @lostpockets222 5 років тому +33

      @@leesalt bruno mars is filipino

    • @kylem1112
      @kylem1112 5 років тому +27

      @@leesalt guava is american too... fillipino descent. are you talking about fillipino nationals or just people with fillipino descent? in that case bruno mars and guava juice would fit in that category....

    • @tribot_leader
      @tribot_leader 5 років тому +112

      @@graciethebelle I'm pretty sure anyone over 8 wouldn't want to watch this

    • @spearspearspear
      @spearspearspear 5 років тому +71

      Put those jingling keys in the fucking socket

  • @RabidBrain11
    @RabidBrain11 5 років тому +1084

    "Why am I speaking like that?"
    It's becoming self-aware!

    • @lovedogs1999
      @lovedogs1999 5 років тому +7

      Guava Juice would be good at UA-cam Sins.

    • @meowmeow3532
      @meowmeow3532 3 роки тому +6

      love how you refer to him as "it"

    • @ITAC85
      @ITAC85 3 роки тому

      Yes!

  • @declanmillar6356
    @declanmillar6356 3 роки тому +281

    The sound of the keyboard being accidentlally struck as Gus leans back, broken by Guava's lack of comedic intelligence, is funnier than anything Guava Juice has ever made.

  • @bigbearak
    @bigbearak 5 років тому +2065

    Remember in middle school when we thought random = funny. Yeah, this content is for them.

    • @sirdbird7292
      @sirdbird7292 5 років тому +125

      God, it's so strange how much your sense of humor evolves over time. It pains me to say I used to think those Impact top/bottom text images were funny.
      But, to be fair, randomness can be used to great great extent when Incorporated into a sketch or bit.

    • @kosog6584
      @kosog6584 5 років тому +11

      @@sirdbird7292 I liked some of the top/bottom text memes. :( They weren't completely in your face and poorly made unlike SOME of today's memes, but I get your point.

    • @alyssaz4278
      @alyssaz4278 5 років тому +55

      I think even middle schoolers are intelligent enough to tell that this isn't funny. Maybe like a 2 year old would like the noises??

    • @noodlebrains2689
      @noodlebrains2689 5 років тому +5

      I like trains

    • @dezkelz
      @dezkelz 5 років тому +55

      Did you say random?
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  • @old_kitsune2811
    @old_kitsune2811 5 років тому +721

    “EDDY COME HOME!!”
    - Gus 2k19

  • @freudiannipslip
    @freudiannipslip 4 роки тому +1896

    That weirdly self aware moment where GJ looked into the camera and said "why am I speaking like that" in that dead inside voice kind of startled me lmao.

    • @jareksmith
      @jareksmith 4 роки тому +380

      I don’t like that GJ could stand for either Guava Juice or Gus Johnson

    • @fayyeu
      @fayyeu 4 роки тому +49

      @@jareksmith bruhhh 😭

    • @user-zz2dr3up7j
      @user-zz2dr3up7j 4 роки тому +5

      time stamp?

    • @tenjaminfranklin
      @tenjaminfranklin 4 роки тому +30

      @@user-zz2dr3up7j 7:18

    • @arobi.5016
      @arobi.5016 4 роки тому +18

      I don’t know if any of you remember when he was part of Wassabi Productions

  • @MrAceAwesome1
    @MrAceAwesome1 3 роки тому +456

    Jesus I don’t think I’ve ever straightfaced something so hard

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 3 роки тому +18

      I've cried. Not of laughter tho

    • @GlowBerryPumpkin
      @GlowBerryPumpkin 3 роки тому +31

      My expectations were low but then he said goo goo ga ga

    • @Hituvuvuvu
      @Hituvuvuvu 3 роки тому +1

      Don’t use The Lords name in vain

    • @gucketjug
      @gucketjug 3 роки тому +2

      I think I was visibly frowning

    • @guy2574
      @guy2574 3 роки тому +3

      @@Hituvuvuvu lmao oh my god you’re stupid

  • @XXdoocer756XX
    @XXdoocer756XX 5 років тому +2693

    Gus Johnson: Guava juice is not funny
    Jake paul: iS tHiS cYbEr BuLlYiNg!?

    • @Huge-orge
      @Huge-orge 5 років тому +53

      You are a cyberbully.
      I dont like cyberbullies.

    • @vig5678
      @vig5678 5 років тому +51

      "So much hatred".

    • @samueljonathan6101
      @samueljonathan6101 5 років тому +8

      I thought it was funny when the security guard sat on the other guy like he was a chair and the chair guy started grabbing sensually.
      Smirks immorally

    • @hughmungus2946
      @hughmungus2946 5 років тому +1

      @@a-bv5ss you ever heard of a mothafuckin *J* *O* *K* *E*

    • @matthewthemilkbender8095
      @matthewthemilkbender8095 5 років тому

      Hugh Mungus you’re dumb stop commenting

  • @viennajordan9279
    @viennajordan9279 5 років тому +2745

    It's like he never grew out of the "random XD rawr tacos!!!!" humor of the late 2000s/early 2010s

    • @iwanttobetankman4260
      @iwanttobetankman4260 5 років тому +96

      Accept its 50% worse than that.

    • @Laconic_
      @Laconic_ 5 років тому +123

      @@iwanttobetankman4260 except.

    • @rontreyfowler8770
      @rontreyfowler8770 5 років тому +22

      @@Laconic_ thank you

    • @jojivlogs_4255
      @jojivlogs_4255 5 років тому +88

      Except he didn't because he was likely never in that phase. He clearly knows that this is the type of vacuous garbage kids enjoy nowadays and he's absolutely milking it.

    • @LEGOWillMattAnimations
      @LEGOWillMattAnimations 5 років тому +6

      somehow he's worse

  • @OtterMcDoogan
    @OtterMcDoogan 5 років тому +714

    "Don't bring a blah blah blah into the theater"
    Guava Juice: *I'M BRINGING A BLAH BLAH BLAH INTO A THEATER*

    • @wiisportsfencing3688
      @wiisportsfencing3688 5 років тому +3

      That was the point of the "skit" is was to act out why you wouldn't want to do that in a "comedic" fashion.

    • @editazilinskyte3681
      @editazilinskyte3681 5 років тому +9

      @@wiisportsfencing3688 oh god I feel bad for you. You seem like you ACTUALLY enjoy guava content. Basically a normal skit would just show not tell. For example they would just show someone that brought a tv to the cinema being annoyin(even though that is bizarre and no one in the history of human kind has done that) but guava chooses to instead do the skit more like- look at me I'm bringing my tv in and being annoying. -in gonna break your tv -oh no. You broke my tv.

    • @than217
      @than217 5 років тому

      BAZOING!!!!!

    • @OtterMcDoogan
      @OtterMcDoogan 5 років тому

      @@wiisportsfencing3688 oh honey no

    • @MulletBateman
      @MulletBateman 5 років тому

      No that’s only bill Cosby guava juice is worse!

  • @scottthomas8475
    @scottthomas8475 3 роки тому +331

    “Don’t pause the movie”
    The guy pauses the movie, leaves and then comes back and resumes it.
    Where is the joke?

    • @heroino89
      @heroino89 3 роки тому +59

      Don't you GET IT?? He PAUSES de moviiiiiiiii!!! HUEHUEHUEHUE!
      I have lost all will to live.

    • @toongaming3794
      @toongaming3794 3 роки тому +4

      Me too

    • @callnight1441
      @callnight1441 3 роки тому +17

      that joke could have been funny if there would have been a bloody audience reacting to him doing it, but there wasnt. why, guava, why?!?!?!

    • @lucanovellino1010
      @lucanovellino1010 3 роки тому +13

      again there were no downsides to him pausing the movie. no audience was yelling at him or anything

  • @christianparizeau2180
    @christianparizeau2180 5 років тому +549

    I want Kitchen Nightmare style videos where you play Gordon Ramsey helping "struggling" channels to improve.

    • @MegadethTillDeth
      @MegadethTillDeth 5 років тому +14

      This is a brilliant idea lol

    • @Altorin
      @Altorin 5 років тому +2

      Make sure you end up crying with them

    • @TheOfficialGrok
      @TheOfficialGrok 5 років тому +1

      This should win

    • @fornodoro
      @fornodoro 5 років тому +3

      It’s like a reverse content cop...

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 5 років тому +3

      But guava is doing well that's the problem.

  • @Emmsies_OuO
    @Emmsies_OuO 4 роки тому +802

    Gus saying "flick, flick, flick my bic" is funnier than all of Guava's videos put together

    • @lordspaghettitron2732
      @lordspaghettitron2732 4 роки тому +28

      how does it feel to have youre comment stolen and then get less likes then the guy who stole it?

    • @gwynnthomas2054
      @gwynnthomas2054 4 роки тому +1

      @@lordspaghettitron2732 Dang u toxic😂

    • @gwynnthomas2054
      @gwynnthomas2054 4 роки тому +7

      @Daniel Woytowich he just could have said it in a nicer way😁 but I see what you are saying

    • @lordspaghettitron2732
      @lordspaghettitron2732 4 роки тому +5

      Gwynn Thomas Im just curious man, thats just how i talk.

    • @gwynnthomas2054
      @gwynnthomas2054 4 роки тому +4

      @@lordspaghettitron2732 Oh I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude

  • @bringurownvibe
    @bringurownvibe 5 років тому +3075

    Guava Juice is a big example of “not funny didn’t laugh”

    • @mustapha-
      @mustapha- 5 років тому +30

      Is it bad that I laughed when guava juice was consumed by a devil and started speaking moon runes

    • @troppie7823
      @troppie7823 5 років тому +32

      not laugh didn’t funny

    • @kcroz1104
      @kcroz1104 5 років тому +18

      Troppie not didn’t, funny laugh

    • @troppie7823
      @troppie7823 5 років тому +15

      KJay69ッ laugh not, funny didn’t

    • @kcroz1104
      @kcroz1104 5 років тому +2

      Troppie 🔄🔄

  • @muffinbutton2873
    @muffinbutton2873 3 роки тому +92

    I know he’s playing clips to show us how bad it is, but it makes me feel like I’m doing something wrong in just watching it.

  • @arcanecogs5275
    @arcanecogs5275 5 років тому +1486

    Oh i get it. He's doing the "le random xd" thing from about 10-15 years ago

    • @connerhagerman2470
      @connerhagerman2470 5 років тому +70

      arcane cogs spork my dog is actually a unicorn who farts potatoes and eats the hair of a 59 year old baby

    • @m3tallic
      @m3tallic 5 років тому +18

      *holds up spork*

    • @VoidingTheContract
      @VoidingTheContract 5 років тому +35

      Oh god 2009 really was 10 years ago already. I hate the video more now

    • @josiesmith8920
      @josiesmith8920 5 років тому +22

      Le epic potato rainbow corgi unicorn weird random burrito xD

    • @mink5251
      @mink5251 5 років тому +11

      arcane cogs - It’s raining TACOS xD :3 Spork!!!!

  • @nicholas_ayres
    @nicholas_ayres 5 років тому +757

    I feel like Guava got access to a movie theater from his friend and was so excited about it that he forgot to write jokes for the video and this is the result...

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +5

      Either that or his buddy said "Alright, you can use the theater, but you have to be there in 10 minutes and finished in 20."

    • @Greigames
      @Greigames 4 роки тому +1

      I want to say that but like... he brought props. Some of which were relevant to the theater? I think he’s just looking for a really vapid audience

    • @Greigames
      @Greigames 4 роки тому

      I want to say that but like... he brought props. Some of which were relevant to the theater? I think he’s just looking for a really vapid audience

  • @ThomasSquared
    @ThomasSquared 4 роки тому +1850

    The kid UA-camr equation:
    Random=funny
    Loud=funny
    Loud=Random

    • @nickwynne9957
      @nickwynne9957 4 роки тому +25

      The unbreakable cycle

    • @mxdwnfrcemdia
      @mxdwnfrcemdia 4 роки тому +31

      UA-cam has turned into a shithole where people with absolutely no fucking talent whatsoever try to pander to kids. There's little to no creative content anymore.

    • @nourishinglotion334
      @nourishinglotion334 4 роки тому +1

      What about Sr pelo?

    • @daxtonredmond5256
      @daxtonredmond5256 4 роки тому +13

      Random can be funny if you do it right but loud isnt

    • @nourishinglotion334
      @nourishinglotion334 4 роки тому

      @@daxtonredmond5256 ua-cam.com/video/YZrErQfqVjE/v-deo.html

  • @slavdog3180
    @slavdog3180 3 роки тому +47

    That relatable moment when you go to an empty theater to watch your tv that’s 200x smaller than the screen but then the one guy there pulls out his metal baseball bat and hits it

  • @kylefitz.2639
    @kylefitz.2639 5 років тому +502

    _"You broke my TV!"_
    *5 whole seconds of awkward silence*

    • @888legends
      @888legends 5 років тому +2

      my sister keeps making kids that subscribe to guava juice.its just crazy idk if its ok for kids to see stuff like this. i feel like its the same reason I dont suggest cringy stuff I enjoy. just idk this stuff hast to be deemed on par with watching violence at least.
      Im happy I got to watch these guava shits without adding to his veiws

    • @thefreshjc1286
      @thefreshjc1286 5 років тому

      8:17 nice

    • @blackyetgema1175
      @blackyetgema1175 5 років тому

      When you go through the comments and while reading the text, the text happens in the video🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @boich
    @boich 5 років тому +2352

    “Let’s call him Kyle.”
    Thanks bro.

  • @IcewhipRoxx
    @IcewhipRoxx 4 роки тому +1682

    With a set up like "don't bring a TV to the movie theater", you'd expect a skit where people are watching an emotional part of a movie, and then Spongebob's laugh cuts in, ruining the moment. They shush him, and Guava Juice tells them to be quiet while he's watching cartoons. It's not the funniest skit, but it's at least a setup, build up, and punchline. That's the bare bones of comedy. But what do we get instead?
    "Don't bring a TV to the movies! Hey, lookit me! I brought a TV to the movies! THAT"S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! HUR DE DUR!"

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 2 роки тому +13

    Honestly, I laughed harder at Gus flailing onto the keyboard with the megaphone and saying “Comedy is very subjective” than I did during the entirety of that Guava Juice video.

  • @troydear3444
    @troydear3444 5 років тому +209

    You accidentally playing the piano in the background is funnier than Guava Juice could ever be.

  • @thelord7949
    @thelord7949 5 років тому +2127

    He looks like a grown up Ryan’s toys reviews

    • @nman551
      @nman551 5 років тому +18

      LilMoist Towel oh...Jesus

    • @bkennethtobias
      @bkennethtobias 5 років тому +84

      thats an insult for the poor kid

    • @morThanatos
      @morThanatos 5 років тому +6

      GamerMoistTowel i know and acts like one

    • @imbi9580
      @imbi9580 5 років тому +14

      GamerMoistTowel at least ryan isnt cringy to his peers

    • @satan3034
      @satan3034 5 років тому +36

      At least Ryan’s an actual kid and not some man child.

  • @XR-rf2tf
    @XR-rf2tf 4 роки тому +420

    “YoU brOkE mY Tv” *ACTING 100*

    • @nectarinedreamsmusic
      @nectarinedreamsmusic 4 роки тому +8

      "yOU bRokE mUh tEA vEa"

    • @IncredibleMD
      @IncredibleMD 4 роки тому +2

      The acting alone easily made it the funniest Guava Juice clip Gus has showed me.
      EDIT: Sorry nevermind, Don't Iron Clothes is approaching Adult Swim original live action programming surrealism. This guy could give Tim and Eric lessons on being funny.

  • @charliewhiskey22
    @charliewhiskey22 3 роки тому +44

    "EDDY COME HOME!" so this is what happens when Gus is left to his own devices...

  • @rossbob8872
    @rossbob8872 4 роки тому +656

    gus slowly tangling his cord around himself was funnier than the entire guava juice video

    • @ThyBigK
      @ThyBigK 4 роки тому +8

      He was probably thinking about taking the cord to his throat at most parts

  • @Engineer_Who
    @Engineer_Who 4 роки тому +1662

    Tell an elementary schooler a simple joke, like this: *Knock-knock.* _Who's there?_ *Gus.* _Gus who?_ *Gus you'll never know!*
    They'll probably laugh, but wait for them to tell you a joke they made up immediately after.
    _Knock-knock._ *Who's there?* _Eddy._ *Eddy who?* _Eddy you'll never know!_
    They'll laugh so hard they fall off their chair. *_This is Guava Juice's target audience._*

    • @fionagutierrez5998
      @fionagutierrez5998 4 роки тому +88

      Garrett Hicks I am well past elementary school and once it gets late enough at night that would make me laugh hysterically 💀💀😭😭

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 4 роки тому +63

      Fiona Gutierrez Yeah same man. Once you get to that point your brain kinda just breaks

    • @caitlin7617
      @caitlin7617 4 роки тому +4

      Yep

    • @bold-comedy9232
      @bold-comedy9232 4 роки тому +5

      Man I love ur uploads upload more please

    • @residentkane
      @residentkane 4 роки тому +9

      @@oneflamingpotato7965 being tired makes people loopy. I watched a movie with my siblings a couple weeks ago there was this lawnmower race and I was dying.

  • @MC-up9nx
    @MC-up9nx 5 років тому +502

    Gus does impersonation of elementary school kid...
    ...unintentionally roasts Adam Sandler's entire career.

  • @Gary_a_normal_human_being
    @Gary_a_normal_human_being 3 роки тому +87

    When he said “why am I talking like that?” That where the drugs wearing off and there was a cut afterwards to not show them knocking him out and putting a syringe in his arm to get him back on track

  • @Aurongel
    @Aurongel 5 років тому +923

    Every Guava Juice video can be described using a single line from The Big Lebowski:
    "Eight year olds, dude".

    • @surgeonofdeath8280
      @surgeonofdeath8280 5 років тому +22

      next year they'll watch pewds

    • @freshpov4316
      @freshpov4316 5 років тому +22

      i feel like it's hard to find a situation in life that *can't* be described using a single line from The Big Lebowski

    • @DrewskiTheLegend
      @DrewskiTheLegend 5 років тому

      Aurongel very elegantly sums up a lot of the internet actually.

    • @jgttmv
      @jgttmv 5 років тому +4

      @@freshpov4316 "yeah, but that's like, your opinion, man"

    • @ivratsdargy955
      @ivratsdargy955 5 років тому

      I think a better quote would be one from Wayne's World:
      "Kids know dick"

  • @spoonman5184
    @spoonman5184 4 роки тому +2445

    Huh, no one in the theater. Must be watching Artemis Fowl.

  • @lordcrayzar
    @lordcrayzar 5 років тому +2017

    I was blissfully unaware of this bastard. Thanks a lot Gus. Godamnit

    • @nickblankenship2381
      @nickblankenship2381 5 років тому +3

      Ian Lundquist lmao

    • @heeiuy2.056
      @heeiuy2.056 5 років тому

      BITCH shut the fuck up!

    • @Fewchore
      @Fewchore 5 років тому +17

      @@heeiuy2.056 I don't think you should be talking.

    • @heeiuy2.056
      @heeiuy2.056 5 років тому

      @@Fewchore EXCUSE ME!?!? there hating on a FUCKING UA-camR!!!! ALSO MY FAVOURITE ONE!!! I HOPE YOU ALL HATERS ROT IN HELL! ESPECIALLY GUS! UGH

    • @heeiuy2.056
      @heeiuy2.056 5 років тому

      @@Tiggy-pg2zn Ok....sorry but it's just that he's my favourite UA-camr

  • @shaungandy9032
    @shaungandy9032 3 роки тому +1

    Wow Gus is reviewing the best content on UA-cam man Gus appreciates this content the most

  • @PaintMeInSunshine
    @PaintMeInSunshine 5 років тому +1891

    guava juice videos hit like the shitty videos you had to make for group projects in high school spanish class that someone always edited last minute on windows movie maker with a plot barely held together by a string because you had to include 25 unrelated vocabulary words

    • @iEatBellocan
      @iEatBellocan 5 років тому +48

      lil fruit why is this so accruate

    • @wisco9er536
      @wisco9er536 5 років тому +6

      @@iEatBellocan more like: why do YOU not understand why this is so accurate?

    • @gwendohshidt
      @gwendohshidt 5 років тому +5

      Hall Of The Vardy they’re just making a statement. They’re saying it actually is very accurate, not actually wondering why it’s accurate

    • @wisco9er536
      @wisco9er536 5 років тому +3

      @@gwendohshidt I know. I just hate people that act like that: "Ummm okay but why is ____"

    • @gwendohshidt
      @gwendohshidt 5 років тому +1

      Hall Of The Vardy then use a /s next time

  • @goblin3810
    @goblin3810 5 років тому +707

    JUSTIFIED. i like the desk videos. keep em coming in whatever form

    • @aswordmadefromthebloodofmy4925
      @aswordmadefromthebloodofmy4925 5 років тому +4

      Same. His desk videos are my favorite. I've never clicked so fast.

    • @sorawisdom6516
      @sorawisdom6516 5 років тому

      upsidedown desk video where he tries to drink and play the piano while reviewing or whatever upsidedown.

  • @user-kj4wz3vp1j
    @user-kj4wz3vp1j 4 роки тому +3746

    I kid you not, he brought his TV into the movie theater, funniest shit I've ever seen.

    • @Rick-jf2ig
      @Rick-jf2ig 4 роки тому +63

      Underappreciated comment

    • @kiizos536
      @kiizos536 4 роки тому +44

      Almost died laughing.

    • @Niftyxd
      @Niftyxd 4 роки тому +19

      Same i already died of laughing too hard

    • @icypies4121
      @icypies4121 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @finikkin1021
      @finikkin1021 4 роки тому +11

      I goota say it’s pretty funny

  • @gholmes4547
    @gholmes4547 3 роки тому +58

    "in the future, humor will be randomly generated"

    • @timeforamunch2616
      @timeforamunch2616 3 роки тому +5

      Weed eater

    • @gholmes4547
      @gholmes4547 3 роки тому +4

      @@timeforamunch2616 i-is that an insult?

    • @timeforamunch2616
      @timeforamunch2616 3 роки тому +5

      @@gholmes4547 it's a reference to the episode of VeggieTales where your phrase came from

    • @gholmes4547
      @gholmes4547 3 роки тому +2

      @@timeforamunch2616 ok

    • @thebozo-m4j
      @thebozo-m4j Рік тому

      bruh this ain’t even humor

  • @vietnamgamer9490
    @vietnamgamer9490 5 років тому +912

    Why do you have to bring these things to my attention. Ignorance truly is bliss

  • @de132
    @de132 5 років тому +743

    "Guava Juice is arguably one of the biggest creators on the site right now"
    I literally didn't know who Guava Juice before watching this video, I thought this video was actually about guava juice. I am now sad.

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 5 років тому +10

      When will I ever learn of the health benefits drinking guava juice does or does not have? Damn you, Gus!

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 5 років тому +5

      I've had guava before, pretty good, I wanted to know about the juice that's made from it, but nope it's this unfunny bullshit that cokes.

    • @K1ng_of_the_worms
      @K1ng_of_the_worms 5 років тому +5

      The only reason I knew about him was because I used to watch Wasabi Productions (a channel he used to run with another guy) in fifth or sixth grade. But I hadn't heard of him years until this video.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 5 років тому

      @Caleb Mayfield he meant the fruit

    • @Curvyllama
      @Curvyllama 5 років тому

      Same

  • @mikeswitzer985
    @mikeswitzer985 5 років тому +389

    Guava juice produces the same content that an alien would after given a 10 minute explanation of what comedy is

  • @johannengelhardt5885
    @johannengelhardt5885 3 роки тому +26

    “Don‘t litter at the theatre“
    More like: Don‘t litter UA-cam with your content.

  • @charliedawson4877
    @charliedawson4877 5 років тому +701

    That "TV in the Cinema" segment was so bizarre I feel like it was almost some sort of high level, experimental sketch that I would need a life time of comedic theatre theory to appreciate..

    • @looeegy
      @looeegy 5 років тому +25

      The worst part isn't even the sketch, it's him staring into the camera after he's done

    • @TheReck12
      @TheReck12 4 роки тому +9

      Lmao same, is it dumb or are we just not smart enough to understand it

    • @opaljk4835
      @opaljk4835 4 роки тому +4

      If he just beat the tv to pieces for a while it would’ve at least been visually interesting

    • @andrewblawson
      @andrewblawson 4 роки тому +1

      Thinking about this actually robbed me of a little sleep last night. If you said write me a sketch involving a TV, a movie theater, and a baseball bat, my brain would have gone: "So a guy is there watching a movie in a theater, and there's a person who has bafflingly decided to bring his own television set and is watching it, so the first guy in a fit of rage breaks it with a bat so he can watch his movie in peace." It's not a good sketch, but it makes sense narratively. Then there's Guava Juice's sketch..it defies any expectation I had, so I feel like it should be funny, but....here we are.

    • @thegamingsack
      @thegamingsack 4 роки тому

      It requires a high iq to understand guava juice

  • @apparatus_3934
    @apparatus_3934 4 роки тому +2230

    I feel like Gen-Z humor is easier to understand than this.
    Edit: A lot of people think that I’m not Gen-Z, but I am, so yea.

  • @imadisappointment1446
    @imadisappointment1446 5 років тому +2381

    Comedy is subjective
    But not when it isn't comedy

    • @fromans1734
      @fromans1734 5 років тому

      Imadisappointment Guava is funny....../..././/3?)5: sejhbew3467

    • @imadisappointment1446
      @imadisappointment1446 5 років тому +28

      @@fromans1734 um? You OK there pal? Look like you had a seizure at the end there

    • @fromans1734
      @fromans1734 5 років тому +8

      @@imadisappointment1446 yeah sorry i fell asleep of the keyboard :/

    • @incognitoburrito6020
      @incognitoburrito6020 5 років тому +7

      @@fromans1734 Sure.

    • @byHexted
      @byHexted 5 років тому +1

      Incognito Burrito whoosh

  • @Alwayssjess
    @Alwayssjess 3 роки тому +29

    this started as a school project aspiring to be like icarly that quickly got out of hand

    • @calculus3661
      @calculus3661 3 роки тому +3

      Should've just sang the theme song and upload that, would have been more popular.

  • @michaelhegwood9977
    @michaelhegwood9977 5 років тому +755

    You can see the energy be drained from Gus.

  • @joemurphy5364
    @joemurphy5364 4 роки тому +2051

    I like to imagine that Roi isn't actually Guava, he's being held against his will by some menacing higher power forcing him to make these videos like Hades punishing Sisyphus by making him push that boulder up a hill for eternity, only a fate worse than death would be to make Guava Juice videos

    • @flochforster8333
      @flochforster8333 4 роки тому +52

      He got possessed by a demon that has a cringe fetish

    • @smitherboi3125
      @smitherboi3125 4 роки тому +61

      Roi wassabi is not guava juice I refuse to accept that

    • @rat_lord8985
      @rat_lord8985 4 роки тому +7

      @@smitherboi3125 same

    • @no_effin_idea2861
      @no_effin_idea2861 4 роки тому +4

      I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that

    • @-Tidae
      @-Tidae 4 роки тому +15

      Roi is rolanda, not guava
      So it is written.

  • @skate7852
    @skate7852 5 років тому +285

    Gus being a sassy queen is favorite type of content.

  • @thomasquick4050
    @thomasquick4050 3 роки тому +35

    i literally couldn't stop wheezing at the tv bit because of how stupid it was. why did he think that was a plausible thing that happens? the fact that it was broken before hand and the half hearted bat swing, mixed with the fact that he clearly was desperately trying to keep a straight face and the dead silence afterwards, it has me wheezing.

  • @ohyeayea68
    @ohyeayea68 5 років тому +990

    Me:
    Nobody:
    Guava Juice: "10 WAYS TO WALK ACROSS THE ROAD! NUMBER 10 - FORGETTING TO TURN OFF THE TV!"

  • @strayble
    @strayble 5 років тому +261

    it still amazes me how eloquent Gus is when he dishes out criticism; it's such a nice change from other content creator "roasts"

  • @ImJustSayin2014
    @ImJustSayin2014 5 років тому +4712

    I can’t believe I’m saying this but Lele Pons sketches make more sense.

    • @AidyBoo
      @AidyBoo 5 років тому +69

      Lele pons sketches do make sense most of the time, but most people don't like them or think they are stupid

    • @interrobangings
      @interrobangings 5 років тому

      y'all gonna make more vids like that pocahontas review?

    • @MatthewMondilla7
      @MatthewMondilla7 5 років тому +31

      @@AidyBoo Tell me an episode of hers that makes sense at least.

    • @u-jean8457
      @u-jean8457 5 років тому +18

      @@AidyBoo they are stupid

    • @nwrkid
      @nwrkid 5 років тому

      The sketch is not supposed to make sense y'all omg

  • @ackwedamm_5623
    @ackwedamm_5623 3 роки тому +2

    Gus Johnson has an amazing approach to this person's content

  • @jerrell1169
    @jerrell1169 4 роки тому +275

    The “why am I speaking like that?” actually managed to crack me up, that’s definitely what a broken man who relies entirely on screaming in a “funny” accent to make an income says.

    • @AmericanIdiot7659
      @AmericanIdiot7659 4 роки тому +22

      I am ashamed that I laughed when he said "You broke my tv" because my humor is complete shit.

    • @orcas101
      @orcas101 4 роки тому +14

      americanIdiot I laughed too but it was because I was confused and the skit was so bad

    • @b2crazyeye
      @b2crazyeye 4 роки тому +2

      @@AmericanIdiot7659 its so fucking terrible that I honestly find it funny,.

    • @emperorpingusmathchannel5365
      @emperorpingusmathchannel5365 4 роки тому +4

      @@AmericanIdiot7659 that skit was so fucking retarded that I had to laugh. Nothing about it made sense at any point in time. From him bringing the tv to the other guy breaking it is so damn inconsequential that it feels unexpedantly surreal.

  • @eonprimicus
    @eonprimicus 5 років тому +773

    "the cringe is so strong, it's like a bump of coke." -filthy frank

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 5 років тому +778

    “Eddy come home!”
    Three Words Not To Scream at a Guavas Juices Video

    • @JackGillespie69
      @JackGillespie69 5 років тому +12

      You should do a video on the history of UwU

    • @slimii275
      @slimii275 5 років тому +9

      @@JackGillespie69 no, that's for internet historian

    • @AVERAGEHOESCHMOE
      @AVERAGEHOESCHMOE 5 років тому +2

      N word

    • @rosienelson1004
      @rosienelson1004 5 років тому +7

      Nerd City when is next video, man
      I’m starving for 20-40 minutes commentary about merch

    • @TheCreeperCyborg
      @TheCreeperCyborg 5 років тому

      @@slimii275 neither, internet historian covers events/phenomena but emplemon could prolly do it

  • @greg4194
    @greg4194 3 роки тому +39

    "Don't eat a 3 course meal in the movie theater!"
    Cinema Cafe: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator 5 років тому +457

    Kyle's failure as a comedian in school has led to him punching so many holes on drywall.

  • @stevenh4314
    @stevenh4314 5 років тому +455

    You should do both goofs and issues. Either way, I love these desk vids.

  • @K4D011
    @K4D011 4 роки тому +858

    At least the "Don't litter" one is a good message to the little babies watching

    • @gf9698
      @gf9698 4 роки тому +35

      the only good message was then kinda ruined by a bad bit

    • @HasidicKaiju
      @HasidicKaiju 4 роки тому +25

      Except the kids will now litter or knock things over cause they think its comedy.

    • @hiimsaulcaveman
      @hiimsaulcaveman 4 роки тому +1

      I see, a fellow dunkey fan.

    • @K4D011
      @K4D011 4 роки тому

      @@hiimsaulcaveman Who?

    • @hiimsaulcaveman
      @hiimsaulcaveman 4 роки тому

      @@K4D011 videogamedunkey

  • @EspressoRat
    @EspressoRat Рік тому

    4 years later, right on time. I like the desk videos. So hope that helps.

  • @ashleyloyola6980
    @ashleyloyola6980 5 років тому +227

    13 minutes of Gus Johnson in excruciating pain

  • @taylorwetherford3397
    @taylorwetherford3397 5 років тому +793

    Mr Bus Jackson, you should do both kinds of desk videos.

    • @hayward325
      @hayward325 5 років тому +19

      Yea honestly I love his unique take on dumb shit but then also that he talks about real shit

    • @donny5073
      @donny5073 5 років тому +19

      He should just do what he wants cause I mainly enjoy the videos where it looks like they had fun recording. Just like porn.

    • @seanmarciniak744
      @seanmarciniak744 5 років тому

      Yes I completely agree

    • @ccookies3
      @ccookies3 5 років тому

      Yes you should crass longson

  • @70yearoldmaninamercury81
    @70yearoldmaninamercury81 5 років тому +345

    gus i think i speak for alotta folk when i say continue the desk videos :)..........(thanks for tha likes precciate it)

  • @thomaswinovich9391
    @thomaswinovich9391 3 роки тому +2

    thanks for good content.

  • @hartley9672
    @hartley9672 5 років тому +769

    To me it's like he really liked early Nigahiga videos but didn't understand that it's 2019.

    • @epicfailure210
      @epicfailure210 5 років тому +161

      To be fair, at least Nigahiga was funny SOMETIMES. This dude just sucks total ass.

    • @swimmyswim417
      @swimmyswim417 5 років тому +184

      And he didn’t quite figure out what exactly made early Nigahiga funny. He doesn’t quite understand the concept of “subtlety,” or how to set up a joke.

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 5 років тому +230

      You're still doing 2007 nigahiga dirty by comparing them

    • @anthonyn9096
      @anthonyn9096 5 років тому +18

      he was apart of wongful production. I think he is just lazy and knows his fans will watch him anyways.

    • @kylem1112
      @kylem1112 5 років тому +34

      the humor is clearly meant for 5 year olds.

  • @dwightk.schrute6743
    @dwightk.schrute6743 5 років тому +2208

    What's sad is that gus would make a sketch about what not to do in a theater and it would literally be 100 times funnier than this...
    ...and it would be in his living room.

    • @sirthrand1234500
      @sirthrand1234500 5 років тому +25

      I think the joke in Guava Juice's videos is that their not funny i.e. its funny because it's not funny. it's not good comedy but apparently, it is successful.

    • @benschweitzer757
      @benschweitzer757 5 років тому +10

      Wtf.....Dwight?!

    • @undisclosedsteve6361
      @undisclosedsteve6361 5 років тому +41

      @@sirthrand1234500 But it doesnt do that even well. Being unfunny is funny a bunch of the time, just off the top of my head, Kurtis Connor making dumbass puns can be funny. Because they DONT always land. This is just being crazy and ridiculous, a Kyle making content for Kyles

    • @yaboikrypticck6978
      @yaboikrypticck6978 5 років тому +2

      Dwight K. Schrute
      Get Back To The Office, Dwight!

    • @cornnflaek3837
      @cornnflaek3837 5 років тому +3

      Well 0 x 100 is still 0 so maybe rephrase

  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 4 роки тому +2374

    These aren’t jokes, they’re prompts for jokes that he didn’t bother to expand upon

    • @rachmatabbid5936
      @rachmatabbid5936 3 роки тому +34

      These are almost jokes

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 3 роки тому +84

      That directing joke made me mad because it’s _almost_ funny. Yes it doesn’t really make sense in the setting, but it’s so close to being a joke he just need to expand on it and he didn’t.

    • @JonahNelson7
      @JonahNelson7 3 роки тому +37

      Some of them are almost prompts for jokes. "Don't be a chair" isn't anything, it might as well have been a random string of words

    • @joshuaashton1929
      @joshuaashton1929 3 роки тому +4

      It’s just, LOUD AND WEIRD THING I JUST DID, HAHAHAHAHAISHAHOAJAIBWHANSHAISWB

    • @ICUPspelit69
      @ICUPspelit69 3 роки тому +1

      Calling it a prompt is generous

  • @chrisj6627
    @chrisj6627 2 роки тому

    To date, this is still one of my favorite UA-cam videos

  • @AMADASFX
    @AMADASFX 5 років тому +810

    I think his content is for those extremely hyperactive 7 year olds that are addicted to their iPads

    • @Baz-ny9hk
      @Baz-ny9hk 4 роки тому

      So just 7 year olds

    • @goobiethicc5054
      @goobiethicc5054 4 роки тому +3

      Amada Medina wait that was me! Perfect description of me. I would never watch this though.

    • @goobiethicc5054
      @goobiethicc5054 4 роки тому +1

      Amada Medina like kYLeee

    • @goobiethicc5054
      @goobiethicc5054 4 роки тому +3

      Ligma lmao no my guy. I just think smosh is funny, well, used to be funny. Guess it’s because I grew up with it. We can atleast all agree that this is way worse. Dont get where you got the idea for calling me a quirky guy for no reason from since i said nothing stupid or pretentious enough to be one of those “ooh im so quirky” motherfuckers
      -thanks for reading my essay.

    • @brawlboi2946
      @brawlboi2946 4 роки тому

      And that's the problem. Kids who watch this kind of crap are the ones who'll end up as cringe tik tok stars who only flex on their parents' money. These kind of videos fuck up an entire generation

  • @sator_project
    @sator_project 5 років тому +343

    "I don't want to be a negative Nancy here"
    -Gus 2019

  • @venkats5368
    @venkats5368 5 років тому +1212

    Gus is broken.
    This was Guava juice's true purpose all along.

    • @summer_billo1377
      @summer_billo1377 5 років тому +1

      You nearly have a thousand likes and this is your first comment
      PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

    • @ankithabhayan324
      @ankithabhayan324 3 роки тому

      @@summer_billo1377 it means that everyone that came across the comment exactly agreed with what venkat said.

  • @jaycue7641
    @jaycue7641 2 роки тому +1

    I noticed something the other day Gus. My 12 year old likes to show me memes that he says are HILARIOUS. And everytime I watch them I have no idea what the point, or joke, or story, or anything was supposed to be. And when I ask my son why it's funny he says "Not everything has to make sense Dad! Memes can be random and chaotic! Humor is changing Dad!"
    This Guava's audience.
    I hope this is a phase.

  • @MerlinMerlout
    @MerlinMerlout 5 років тому +511

    I do believe that Sir Gus Johnson is objectively funny

    • @JordanTaikuri
      @JordanTaikuri 5 років тому +4

      Merlin Merlout that’s Sir Mister Doctor Professor Johnson

    • @ongbonga9025
      @ongbonga9025 5 років тому

      Sir is a titled bestowed to British sports stars, musicians and paedophiles. You should be careful who you call Sir, you might get sued.

    • @Shabkaz
      @Shabkaz 5 років тому

      @@ongbonga9025 logic's real first name is sir

  • @seb1189
    @seb1189 4 роки тому +510

    Every guava juice video reminds me of: “please clap”

  • @Bashingblade563
    @Bashingblade563 5 років тому +198

    As a Kyle, it's bold of you to assume I had any social interaction as a kid

    • @liv5508
      @liv5508 5 років тому

      Sam n eric

  • @hhscadets0925
    @hhscadets0925 6 місяців тому +1

    7:19 It’s like he had one second of clarity and self-awareness.

  • @jakelintereur2841
    @jakelintereur2841 4 роки тому +376

    guava juices vid be like: i dropped my soda! its funny bc my soda is now on the floor

    • @dhdhhdsbbshshs7040
      @dhdhhdsbbshshs7040 4 роки тому +4

      Can’t like because it’s at 69

    • @SUPERFREAKYYOW
      @SUPERFREAKYYOW 4 роки тому +7

      @@dhdhhdsbbshshs7040 Literally nobody fucking cares if the likes are at 69 or not just shut the fuck up about it people who are like this is so fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up. It's overrated. It's not funny. Shut up.

    • @joemullarkey5719
      @joemullarkey5719 4 роки тому +6

      Rice a Boni just chill out, dude

    • @dhdhhdsbbshshs7040
      @dhdhhdsbbshshs7040 4 роки тому +4

      Rice a Boni ok boomer

    • @catchylow3444
      @catchylow3444 4 роки тому

      looks to me like somebody REALLY wants likes XD

  • @coreyberther2308
    @coreyberther2308 4 роки тому +652

    The adventures of the black wire trying to kill Gus was more interesting and funny than Guavas entire video

    • @arsonicpotatoes6830
      @arsonicpotatoes6830 4 роки тому +7

      Can't wait for the next season in the series of black wire's adventure

    • @christo_sk8540
      @christo_sk8540 4 роки тому +2

      Corey Berther lmao you’re the same guy who commented on chillinit’s music video overkill

    • @mr.poland1171
      @mr.poland1171 4 роки тому +6

      i am gonna be honest here, it is at least 5,000 times more interesting than guava's entire channel. guava's audience literally has the attention span of 2 seconds.

    • @coreyberther2308
      @coreyberther2308 4 роки тому +1

      @@christo_sk8540 hahaha yeah bro. Small world huh

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo 4 роки тому +2

      @@mr.poland1171 Behold. The truest comment.

  • @Brigister
    @Brigister 4 роки тому +689

    "When you see something online that you can't explain, the answer is always inevitably the same: kids. It's kids." -Ethan Klein

    • @MrPrice-bb2gn
      @MrPrice-bb2gn 4 роки тому +9

      Words of wisdom

    • @sergeantbones9164
      @sergeantbones9164 4 роки тому +4

      kids or money

    • @typedrew
      @typedrew 4 роки тому +9

      @@sergeantbones9164 same thing on yt

    • @floofyfoxxo744
      @floofyfoxxo744 4 роки тому +3

      @@typedrew "He who controls the kid's content, controls the universe."

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 роки тому +4

      What about inflation hentai? I can’t explain that...

  • @graceatkins6684
    @graceatkins6684 5 років тому +93

    "Eddy come home!" was such a moving part of this video

  • @Vok250
    @Vok250 5 років тому +324

    Toddlers Gus. The target audience is literal toddlers.
    It's because children are a literal money printing industry that require no effort or quality. Economists have known this for decades.

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 5 років тому +32

      "If you want to get rich, sell shit to toddlers." -Warren Buffett

    • @hayleycakes3435
      @hayleycakes3435 5 років тому +3

      Absofuckinglutely.

    • @kanan348
      @kanan348 5 років тому

      @Arruda Absofuckinglutaly

    • @piggypoo
      @piggypoo 5 років тому +1

      @@sadmorduck7473 that makes a lot of sense, that his content targets a younger age group. and in understanding this makes me less frurstrated that something like guava juice exists.

  • @abearmagan6008
    @abearmagan6008 3 роки тому +3

    Of all the people in the world, there's no one I would trust more than Gus to tell me what's funny

  • @deadoraliveicon
    @deadoraliveicon 5 років тому +689

    I didn't know Guava Juice was a person, I thought this was gonna be a video about actual, literal, Guava juice

    • @BasedNeptune
      @BasedNeptune 5 років тому +9

      Surprise

    • @killerskilldex3746
      @killerskilldex3746 5 років тому

      Dead Or Alive Icon Okay this really make me lol

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 5 років тому +8

      Dead Or Alive Icon same, I 100% came here to defend my beloved guava.

    • @jakeaaaaaaaaaa
      @jakeaaaaaaaaaa 5 років тому +2

      I was told there was going to be fruit juice........

  • @monday_0141
    @monday_0141 5 років тому +856

    I liked this video please do more reviewing of the rubbish content!

    • @Sheepish-Shepherd
      @Sheepish-Shepherd 5 років тому +2

      Christopher Mundy bruh, he’d just become a less exaggerated h3h3

    • @jakec.1136
      @jakec.1136 5 років тому +6

      I think I’d like more of this, but instead of just pointing out how dumb it is, maybe we could here actual constructive criticism. I’d love to get more in the mind of Gus about how he would improve these terrible sketches, ideas, videos, etc.

  • @kathrynhull3257
    @kathrynhull3257 5 років тому +387

    I think you were very respectful and I feel you were perfectly dramatic. Boys support boys

    • @TheTrout9000
      @TheTrout9000 5 років тому +5

      We're all boys on the inside.

    • @kathrynhull3257
      @kathrynhull3257 5 років тому +4

      @@TheTrout9000 amen my boy

    • @ABRAsylum
      @ABRAsylum 5 років тому

      A girl who's also a boy? Where have you been all my life?

    • @kathrynhull3257
      @kathrynhull3257 5 років тому +1

      @@ABRAsylum just in a movies theater

  • @Cyanix_X
    @Cyanix_X 2 роки тому

    This is actually one of the most funny videos I've ever seen on youtube

  • @maddiejoy6619
    @maddiejoy6619 5 років тому +324

    This really feels like those iMac videos middle schoolers made like 10 years ago and uploaded to UA-cam to the joy of tens of viewers.

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 5 років тому +1

      You know what, if this was such a thing it'd have at least something going for it.