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Two Strange Brothers Make a Terrible Bible Game Commercial.
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thank you jesus for this cool video and thank you www.privacy.com/gus for sponsoring this cool video. buy one of my shirts too to get into heaven when you die.
Hey its me
Hahahahhaah I just saw something very hideous! I looked in the mirror! But I am the best UA-camr of this generation so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dear gus
why can't I buy any merch? it says the "campaign is finished"?
Gus Johnson I HAVE A BROTHER?!?!
Gus... you my brother?
A Pixel Died in your camera.
Try by Remove your lens and place the body cap onto the camera.
Turn the camera on and go to the settings menu.
Select sensor cleaning and then select manual sensor cleaning.
This will open the mirror and remap the sensor.
As a Christian I can tell you that most Christian media is more focused on constantly reminding you that it’s a Christian movie/show than actually being well made
That's most media designed with a bias and message behind it sadly.
It’s also mostly focused on denouncing the gays
Ian Denny I haven’t watched any resent Christian content so I haven’t seen anything like that. I would like to say though that while some do a lot of Christians don’t hate gays. We may not support them but there is a difference between not supporting something and down right hating it. We do believe that a gay person can be a Christian and we don’t treat them like the plague. I guarantee that other religions (like catholics or Mormans etc.) probably do hate gays though.
Logan Elkins Ik that there’s people in them that don’t denounce them (which is different than hating) I’m catholic btw and we don’t hate them as a whole (although some in our religion still do, the pope has been accepting). It’s just that other parts of Christianity are not accepting. This happened to a friend of mine who is and it’s really sad (because Mormonism). But Catholics aren’t really like that although their are people in the church who are sadly.
Ian Denny glad to hear you understand man. Also glad to hear Catholics aren’t like that.
One of the brothers actually got arrested for sexually harassing kids in church so the whole game got scrapped. I thought you would talk about it lmao look it up
Youre fuckin with me
@@Fresh_Biscuits there's even an article about it! and a mugshot.
The worst part is that both of the twins are gonna get shit for it even though only one is in trouble cause they look so much alike.
Wow that sucks. What a shitty guy.
Gus for the love of Christ do a follow up video to this!
"if you buy my merch you'll get into heaven"
*Martin Luther rustles in the background*
Nice
*_i n d u l g e n c e s_*
Epic history meme!
Why don't you just *indulge* yourself in this new merch!
Here's 95 reasons why that's bullshit
When Rod and Todd from The Simpsons grow up:
Too accurate, please leave.
Geeko 186 They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth
Bro that’s so true
I was thinking this the whole time
maaan i was thinking where have i seen this before.. thats it.
you know what is scary is that one of them got arrested for sexual harrassing little kids and he said that he will slide down ur chimney, help keep ur fireplace lit.
@RJ they go hand and hand
RJ Damn, who pissed in your cereal?
@@AlwaysCooper I did
Not harrassment, much worse, assault.... I read the article and it made me feel nauseous
Dang, sad
Gus you said this was a Christians only video but I think some non Christians are watching please do something
Please kill me quickly! Before clicking this video I forgot to convert. Please! My poor little jewish eyes are tainting the christian purity!
They are not worthy.
Christian gamerz only thx
Imma watch it multiple times. Stop me hussies >:D
Does this include Catholics??!?!!
That game seems like the kind of game my grandma would get me
You can ask for doom because he fights against satan so he’s pretty Christian
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They used to be pastors at my church(saddle back lake forest CA) but it came out that one of them molested children so... Yeah
Holy shit you aren't kidding lmao
Saddleback was a poor name choice
Holy shit this is crazy thanks for linking the articles!
Soooo...is the game cancelled?
what is it about religious men and pedophilia?
There's some wild stuff in the Bible that you probably could turn into an actual decent game, if your budget was more than $100,000 and you actually had some experience in the industry.
Song of Solomon, amiright?
Maybe the old testament but the new one would be boring as f
@@autumnalburn HAHA, I think there are websites for that sort of thing.
Holy shit
Imagine one by the producers of The Last of Us
Holy shimbles
A whole game about writing letters
"Not even Christians want to play a Bible video game"
Can confirm
Yeah... I gave up on Christian related media after I realised how cringey Christian metalcore can be
@@svmmyb0i220 Good. Mostly it's just people profitting off your faith while claiming they're doing a holy thing
I’d play LEGO: The Bible and like. That’s it. I hate all of the media we have, its always made by conservative adult men who only consulted other conservative adult men
There's already "good" Christian games that gamers everywhere can play & not be rubbed the wrong way on their storytelling, and they are Far Cry 5 & Far Cry New Dawn ( and a bit of Far Cry 4 with the African character Longinus. )
Snape approves
tbf, I like the dedication of the friend playing the "hollywood agent", he's into it, he's tapping into something.
if he honed that unhinged energy he has he could definitely go places
There are moments where he actually channels the spirit of Jerry Seinfeld.
(...tappin into that crack...)😏
What? I didn't say nuthin.
@@alifmuhammadchicago good one
One of the twins - - "Ruven Meulenberg.33, of Lake Forest, was convicted of two counts of lewd acts with a minor younger than 14 and three counts of lewd acts on a child 14 or 15."
This was back in 2017. Boy, I wish I were surprised.
Lewd Actz is going to be the name of my next Christian boy band.
@@onkelpappkov2666 Very Christian, yet the "z" gives it a bit of an edge to draw in those rebellious rocker Christian teens that play their Creed and Skillet albums too loud. Marketing genius.
the otherr one is efraim meulenberg. poor guy'll get shit
In Lego the bible when christ is crucified he has to just fall apart
I'm imagining the scene and it's perfect
@Bud Borne When the get the boulder they just have like 2 guards go into the build animation. then when they push it into one guy pushes it with his back to it and they like fall over each other. They stand up and fix their helmets, shrug and make the "mrgm" (the mumbled 'I don't know' noise), then walk off.
It is perfect
As long as they only did the grunts that they did in the old Lego games. I would buy it even as an atheist
"we went on a JOURNEY to find some UNIQUE gameplay"
"So the first thing we tried was making it exactly like Skyrim"
Bible Game, the first strand type game
There's nothing wrong with making a first person exploration/combat game, but you also got to make it stand out.
This would be like one of those games you’d play in class because everything else is blocked
Dude, I still wouldn't do it
BRUH THEY LEGIT LOOK LIKE THE CHARACTER GUS PLAYED IN THE CHURCH YOUTH GROUP VID.
Coincidence? I think NOT
And as gus said, *statistically* one of the brothers molested some kids
They seem like they types of people to walk into a beat but completely barefoot and flip the Harry Potter books around
Natalie they did. Not even fucking kidding, one of the brothers diddled kids.
@@luc1137 THEY FUCKIN DID??
Them: "7 years ago we started an in-depth research on the Bible"
Me: "Why did you make all the characters white?"
They can make the characters whatever color they want in a fantasy setting.
Mark Sieg
when did they ever say the game was in a fantasy setting ?
@@Iyx0bc the bible is a fantasy
Mark Sieg
listen buddy, ik. but the ppl who made the game r christians & believe that everything that happened in the bible rlly happened. so to them the game would be based on real life events & therefore not set in a fantasy setting.
I mean regardless of fictional status, it's not a fantasy setting any more than Sherlock Holmes is a fantasy setting.
Let’s talk about them disrespecting Veggie Tales with “what was the one about the vegetables?”
You know what it was called and you it absolutely slaps. Stfu bible twins.
😂
Yeah Vegetable stories
Veggietales is objectively amazing
Well, was amazing
It was probably a copyright thing
I was gonna say, if they made a Christian video game with Veggie Tales, I would absolutely play that. Or a Jospeh and the Technicolor Dreamcoat game.
Gus' premise is flawed
“there are 66 books, so we have to develop them as different games”
oh boy, cant wait for the game of leviticus where they just lecture me about what im not allowed to do for hours on end
Or numbers, where they just lecture you about what you're not allowed to do for hours except ✨math ✨
The Psalms dlc will be interesting
@@chamber8234 Jonah is the world's greatest filler arc, change my mind
i bet none of yall will be able to beat revelation on expert difficulty
That's the tutorial :P
“We wanted to make a unique game,
So first thing we did was made it like Skyrim.”
This is a Christian-only video no swearing please
Frick.
hECK
Dimbus!
Oh shit ok
Schnitzel
I know you said that Christian media is not good, but that means you’ve never seen veggie tales, and that crap slaps
straight facts
lbr, the only good part of veggie tales was silly songs with Larry
@Alexander Maliziola real shit
Rafael Moreno I pretty sure it was toothbrush!
@@kingofpain11111 It was a hairbrush, I only remember the one line by the annoying asparagus kid "WhY dO YoU nEEd A hAiRbruSh YoU dONt hAVe aNY haIR"
From the twins,
*who trained 40,000 game developers*
By those two guys who did something that one time, y’know?
And the one who sexually harassed those kids........
I feel like they just trained those mobile game devs. The match 3 one or the Clash clones. Basically anyone of the game Danny talked about in his vids of weird game ads.
@@GerarddeSouza-yt3fc they had 40,000 subscribers on UA-cam and they made unity tutorials 😂
I think the publisher guy is unironically having the performance of a lifetime here
The opposite of ironic is genuine
@@crussteasock4047 as well as unironically
"Just hold their pay for a while, and them fire them! This is the games industry, okay? ThEy HaVe No RiGhTs!!"
At least their satire is on point.
"make it like Skyrim"
*Makes it about monotheism*
*Gives it Morrowind graphics*
I thought it looked like Morrowind too. And I love Morrowind. And know nothing about the Bible. Game would of been great for me to play.
I know! More like call of poopy!
“We really wanted to create a unique experience.
So the first thing we did was make this game similar to Skyrim,”
Then we rip off someone else's stories.
Then we realize that's too expensive and requires hard work and talent, so we make shitty 2D side scroller for merely $250K, plus my brother's legal fees for doing stuff to children.
Juptej Singh would have been better than making it 2D
I’m not even Christian, but I have some familiarity with the Bible. To be honest, some of the stories in there would make for good gameplay if it was done right.
I would be kinda fun to have a bible game
Cough cough, *Darksiders* , cough cough
Dudes should try making a game based on the book of revelations lol. "Revelations" would be a cool video game name. But it definitely wouldn't convert new people like they might be hoping to do.
A David and Goliath boss battle would be pretty cool.
@@SixFootHalfling1 lmao
most christian media may suck but the original VeggieTales is the best piece of entertainment i've ever consumed
I was raised in a Christian extremist cult and even with how much I personally detest Christianity I will still defend old school veggie tales as the quality entertainment it was
YES. I was actually just talking about this today. Veggie tales 1993-2005 is genuine gold and I will defend those movies until I die. They shaped who I am and are light years better than any kids stuff on TV, Netflix, etc today
It would be the best getting the DVDs for Christmas
Eric Metaxas wrote for that show. Hes a good writer about other stuff too
“Consumed” HAHAHAHHA I GET IT....they’re vegetables....
Rod and Todd Flanders did not age well...
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Gabriel Wood This is really an underrated comment.
Rods getting 12 years
Rod is gonna get rutted for 12 years
I was looking for this comment.
That's a WACKY item you strapped your mic on, Gus.
*on which you strapped your mic
@@GuyPerson-jt9tv no, it's a special mic. it's called a strap-on, look it up
*That’s a WACKY way to strap a microphone upon an item to thus act as a microphone stand.*
Gus you're not old enough for that purple drank
so I actually thought that this was a joke about him being poor and drinking out of a broken wine glass
I love how Gus is secretly a multi-instrumentalist
Misread this as multi-instrument
He’s a Swiss army Gus
It's not a secret at all. He's always playing instruments.
Ok but why did no one mention how Gus played Silent Night perfectly while holding the wine glass in his mouth #iconic
Or how he was playing it perfectly while looking at the camera.
nice
@Disappointed wtf
I want to like but this is Jesus video and it is Jesus number
@ Delcy Playing silent night is not particularly hard and it was far from perfect. :D
Who else watched this in first person?
Your comment smote me.
Like when my cameras in me facs? Yeah i watched that wy
I was just thinking the other day how bizarre it would be to live life in third-person. Like, you can still feel, taste, smell normally, you just now see from behind (and can rotate the 'camera'). Trippy as hell I bet.
@@kenjutsukata1o1 Watching that hairy ass? No thanks.
I’m watching this in 2nd person
Wow... I used to follow the Twins' Unity tutorials from when I was 11 years old trying to learn Unity. As a loyal fan, I pledged to their Kickstarter naively believing that I'd be giving back to them for their great tutorials. I'm 21 now and know better - this is an absolute scam! Backers have recieved nothing and no updates to the page have been made in over three years. When I learned that Ruben (the one with slightly less facial hair) was convicted for child molestation, it really hit me hard. I used to idolise these guys and I would chat to them a lot about my games over DM's from when I was 13-15; they were really active. Looking back, I feel that I was groomed into supporting their Bible Game, as was probably the case with a lot of their followers (a lot of them were young teens). Great video, Gus!
"Skyrim but tells bible stories"
Me, remembering what Giants are like in Skyrim: RIP David.
I remember the first time that I, being my billy badass Nordic Battlemage self who had toppled the Empire and ended the Dark Brotherhood ran up to a giant.
I also remember being amazed at how far they can smack you like a baseball if they do the power swing attack.
H4H4 sounds suspiciously like another UA-cam channel
yeah, grandayy. very subtle but noticeable
yea i’m thinking it kinda sounds like dolan dark but im not too sure
Must be H3VR
@@albertgore7435 hotdogs horseshoes and handgrenades :)
hahaproductions
One of these guys got arrested for lude acts with underage boys... BRO 😲
source?
Just google them lol
@@Misa_Susaki Jesus
How did they know they got the right one, tho?
@@MiVidaCubica all twins are marked at birth so law enforcement can tell them apart in the future. The mark was probably visible during the act and that's how he got id'd.
Excuse me I will take 50 copies of "call of beauty: angelic warfare"
Press F to pay respects to God.
Honestly, I thought that looked fun as balls. I mean I'm a filthy casual so maybe there's a fantasy-type version of CoD already with flying and fire swords and shit, but it seems really cool if it was done halfway competently.
Gus Johnson playing Silent Night on an electric keyboard while balancing a glass of prune juice in his mouth by the base and looking over his shoulder is a mood I didn't know I felt, but very much do.
I think older brother Gus suffers from crippling depression and anxiety
@-.- dude I know this is a month late but why are you replying to a bunch of comments with just bottled rage
@dayum son dude I know this is 8 minutes late but why you gotta reply to my reply with a bottled question about my bottled questions like wtf dude
he's very much a mood
@@huhdotgov7937 dude like i know this is a month late but shut the heck up!
@@musicdecoded4092 i know this is like a month late, but please try to keep it Christian. For the children.
wow h4h4 that sounds incredibly original
Gus is better than h3h3
We need to find h1h1 and h2h2
Hydrogen and deuterium?
I pitched the curly fries idea to my friends and they beat the shit out of me.
You should keep them. They're good friends.
They obviously care for you if they put in the effort to correct your bullshit.
I honor your dedication
I am in agreement with the other comments.
The twins look like Rod and Todd from the simpsons
OMG they do
Or Scandinavian Napoleon Dynamite split in two.
@@Arosukir6 LMFAO
i’ll tell u the demographic for the video game : Christian mothers that kind of have a problem with their children skipping church to play video games so for Christmas decide to buy them a video game, see this, and call it a ‘compromise’
Hahaha probably.
Although I play lots of video games and I thought it sounded cool especially if it was like an action/adventure game and was well made. A lot of the stories in the Bible would be great in a video game!
@RJ I mean I Don't think that there are many things wrong with that also the fact that some of the words may not have have very short versions.
"Lego: The Bible" sounds pretty dope not gonna lie. Crap load of characters (give them some dope magic powers), a lot scenarios to play through. Not too bad.
@Stan Staniboy
Jesus is healer class and can revive himself. David is warrior class and his ulti is he can one shot bosses with his sling. Samson is defender class and his power is that he will go into a rage mode because the philistines pissed him off again.
Like 3 Bible characters had magic powers
@Jonathan Baker
Alright pinhead, yer time is up.
Moses can turn unsuspecting sticks into snakes
@@DrAcula-mi5nz then the snake will turn into its companion and fight and distract enemies Moses can only do little punches
Your comedy is effortless.
Your talent is overflowing.
Your content is pristine.
His moustache is arousing
@@shamicentertainment1262 Truuuuuue
I don't disagree with what he says about this game, so that's not why I'm saying this. But talent? Seriously? What the fuck are you talking about?
@@blakebauman6374 he makes music so that's something
@@Luddle_Puddle I was referring to what he showed of himself in the video there. Perhaps that is talent.
It makes me so happy he was singing awful things by lil peep
Same omg 🥺
It would wouldn’t it
And they are both named Gus ❤️
Dug through the comments to find this ✊ don't even care if it's two years old
Doom is a Christian video game.
Lmao...
Huh...
New one has Jesus loves you backmasked into a track, so you're correct good sir.
Yes.
-A Christian
I mean your basically crusading all of Hell
10:15 is even funnier when you realize he got arrested for molesting children
Wh-
@@deezy5339 He actually did.
@@Soapcookies I know, it's just... How did I know he was probably gonna do this??
@@deezy5339 something something priests
@@YuiFunami something something the whole of religion
The more I think about it...it actually sounds like, if done right, and focused on the right shit, it would be epic, and gnarly as hell. The first testament is gruesome asf
Fir real though. If done historically accurate and by real gane developers, it would be epic. Like that one dude who killed so many people with a sword that the muscles in his hand clinched up like a death grip
The problem isnt the content. Plenty of games have had biblical themes. The problem is that they are making a shitty game thats gonna be super overbearing with its religious theme
Ruler World I feel like that’s all based on how atheist you want to be about it. If they did it in a god war kind of style where everything in the Bible was just a given in the game but remained a little more stoic about some of it......
New testament is way more wild, that's why there's some games already based on Revelations
Especially in the LEGO format
Gus: starts singing lil peep. Me: the perfect man✨
“we did a lot of research into the time period and culture”
concept art: everyone is white
Bruh moment
Jesus wasn't white smh.
@@SpagettiSpeltWrong that is indeed the point of the above comment.
@@SpagettiSpeltWrong he was on gray thin line when it came to race, like a light skinned Italian
@@TheEnchantedTesticle nobody really knows but based on the country he was born in, he would be a dark-skinned or tan-skinned Asian.
The only truly good Christian media is Veggietales and WE ALL KNOW IT.
Edit: I don't want to be that guy who goes "TYSM FOR ALL THE LIKES!!" but I've never gotten more than 20 likes on a comment before so I feel weirdly proud that this comment has (as of today) 1.4k likes.
Dats my shit
Yeah I wasn't even raised religious but I still fuck with veggie tales bc most of them arent even religious
Facts
Yup I’m not even Christian and I love that shit lol
The animated movie the Prince of Egypt is pretty good too.
When I was in second grade I heard a boy say "two words: I. quit. the game." And it has stayed with me ever since
I am not a man of many words because I usually don't like to talk a lot which is mostly because I feel that shorter sentences are better suited for communication between peers and it's uncommon for me to ever need to clarify anything so I simply never do, leading to me keeping my sentences short and concise and never convoluted for no reason; so don't ask about my lack of words because it is just a thing you will have to get used to. I just don't talk much. I don't have many words. Therefore...
It would stick with me too if I heard someone say four words and my brain somehow registered as two.
Howard Marner your comment is gonna stick with me forever because you misread their comment. They weren’t saying they only heard two words. They were saying they heard someone say “two words” before they followed it up with four words.
@@jsdouglas2612 Sounds like they heard six words.
That's amazing. My sister & I still quote random stuff we overheard that has stuck with us since we were kids. Words uttered 20-30 years ago, & probably forgotten by the speaker within minutes after they said it, but still part of our shared world of references.
I'm pretty sure they had to call it "the game Bible" and not "the Bible game" because "the Bible game" actually already exists, it was a terrible game show style Wii game
Wrath of god!
There was also a pretty funish game boy advance game I think
The Bible game was amazing Man U take that back
@@maverickREAL you lose all your points!
yeah, this idea isn't even original. There have been several, terrible attempts to make video games based on the Bible
they like curly fries so much they grow straight from their heads
wow
They grow curled from their hair
They don't grow straight...
They grow curly :)
Haha...Get it? I'll go now
You are what you eat
The video game executive sounds like he's trying to do a Jerry Seinfeld impression.
They eat curly fries, that's why their hair is so curly.
logic 100
this comment gave me cancer
As a person with very curly hair, I can confirm that’s how hair gets curly.
@@marandaward1663 as a person with curly hair also, i can confirm.
This comment is criminally underrated
The fact that his first pitch about the games features is “it’s in first person” is priceless.
We went on a journey to find some unique gameplay”
1 sentence later. THE NEXT SENTENCE.
“So the first thing we tried was make the game similar to Skyrim”
It’s like the Game Developer randomly channels Jerry Seinfeld at times
Was looking for this comment. 👍👍
That dude might be the best part of their pitch video.
Me: can we buy Skyrim
Mom: we have Skyrim at home
Skyrim at home:
Gus: “NO ONE WANTS TO BUY YOUR CHRISTIAN VIDEO GAME”
The binding of Isaac: ...
I dont wanna buy that
Well the problem with christian media is it's more based around the moral aspects of the bible and kind of just throwing JESUS into your face. The binding of isaac is a fun arcade game that utilizes bible lore (for lack of a better word) in its backstory, some bosses, and mechanics. Like the four horsemen and seven deadly sins are really popular tropes for media and those are both from the bible as well, it's just a matter of how it's portrayed
@@skiplet87 I don't see why you wouldn't play it as a christian unless you just grew up in one of those households where DnD was satanic and fortune tellers practice witchcraft. My girlfriend's mother is like this, I'm not even kidding. Her brother got his Magic cards thrown out and they weren't allowed to play Pokemon because it was 'unchristian', and yet ironically they were really big fans of star wars? the movies about space magic?
I'd buy a bible video game.....not this one though. The bible has some interesting story's that could translate pretty well into a game.
Shadows Star
As a Christian, the story of Moses would be the most interesting
@@Dueilangoisseus it's called rapelay
@@TheAeoxEternal Agreed. I think David and Goliath would also work pretty well
@@Dueilangoisseus *catholic
@Quasinconsistent dude, imagine like RTS Judges, having to maneuver the 300 of Gideon's soldiers to defeat massive armies, it'd be dope. Unfortunately, i don't think it will ever be pulled off properly
Twins that go out of their way to look like twins well into their adulthood cannot be trusted
It's nice to see that the Flanders kids are doing well.
That Paw Patrol blanket better play a key role in the story
Prepare for dissapointment, son.
I’d imagine a game about the book of revelations would be pretty sick
See it’s actually a good idea just i feel like they would make it cringe af. Or they would stray to far away from the source material. Like a Lego would be the best way to do it.
Isnt that what darksiders is
Wait, I want to hear the pitch for Call of Beauty.
To be completely honest, a game about the whole bible would be dope...
And I'm an atheist.
I want to feel like god and country road an army with a split sea.
@@aaroncarapace8054I would like to bleed wine.
@RJ Why are you bitter? I'm just trying to make a point that this sounds like a good game idea...?
Like, you'd think we'd be on the same side. xD But apparently I'm irrelevant because I'm an atheist. Okay?
It would be one of the most violent, sadistic, xenophobic and oppressive game ever. Take my money!
I got two words for you:
C H I L D
M O L E S T O R
?
@@Drogon7102 One of the brothers got arrested for sexually harassing kids in a church youth group and got 12 years I think.
www.ocregister.com/2018/08/23/lake-forest-church-youth-mentor-convicted-of-lewd-acts-with-teen-boys/
There's actually a book series called The Brick Bible books, it's a bible retelling in lego format lol
HAHAHA! My son got this from his grandparents when he was like 4. Totally scarred him. They put everything in that bible. Like rape and murder. Best thing was him bringing it to show n tell in kindergarten. I had no clue until the principal showed me!!
Sweetfreeze Neologistix Thats kinda terrifying...
:0 that’s a must have
I got em and they’re really cool
That older brother impression is spot on. Really takes me back.
Really nailed that "mom put a gun to my head" vibe. XD
wow idubbbz, I can’t believe you finally brought kickstarter crap back!
What are you smoking? This is clearly Chris Ray gun.
@@asagoldsmith3328 Ray William Johnson?
@@tylerjames9283 I was positive this was JonTron.
i thought this was an egoraptor clone
@@loganielsomething7218 well im positive on hiv
Anybody else feel like the "game developer" is trying to sound like Jerry Seinfeld
Julia Rhoden I thought that too!
Ya like Jazz?
I was thinking Larry David.
@@sullyjelly7577 Had a big Larry David feel to me as well, not sure why he'd choose that though.
“It’s a first person perspective”
Proceeds to show a third person perspective
They dropped the quality during development. It was on its way to failing.
"None wants to buy a Christian game"
Doom guy: say sike right now.
4:41 I got two words:
1. Never
2. Gonna
3. Happen
I'm not defending these wierdos but I'm pretty sure that it was meant to be a joke...
That was the joke idiot
@@samgomez9942 I will defend the "publisher guy" though. He's not that bad of an actor, aside from constantly flailing his arms around.
the only game you win by dying at the end
Red dead redemption 2 would like your location:
Spoiler
I don't give a shit what anyone says, the game publisher in the skit is fantastic. I want him in the next Austin powers or the room.
Idk, I would play a game based on the bible. As long as it is the old testament, that had some crazy shit in it.
Basically a Sim City: Fuck These Tiny Assholes edition
I just sounded like one of the twins.
@@mrfreeman1763 it took 4 months, but someone finally appreciates your joke bud
SMT isn't based on the Bible, but it does have a bunch of cool creatures from different belief systems like that
There's a part where God summons two bears to completely obliterate 40 children, because they made fun of a bald prophet. I would play the shit out of that.
“send this to 12 others. time is ticking.” is so menacing. what happens if I don’t? you’ll burn me at the stake?
That's just silly, Christians burning people at the stake -has never been a thing- is currently an uncommon occurrance.
No, but I'll do even worse. I'll burn your steak.
Look into their eyes and tell me that’s not an active threat
0:12 "You know I love it when you... sh*t."
Good choice of words, Gus.
this is so h*cking cool
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS LANGUAGE????????????
I will have to kindly ask you to leave my sleepover
I had to dig my eyes out with a spoon after reading this comment.
woah he heck*ng swore ban him its illegal HES GONNA GREEF
I’m a simple Gus.
I see Gus and I Gus.
This Gus deserves more Gusses.
Gus
im a sick gus i like the quick gus
i like my gus gussed i'll buy u a sick gus
I just guessed myself reading this comment.
Not joking me and my friends ordered 7 things of curly fries during school and it was lit
to be fairy the fries were probably the only thing paletable that came from the cafeteria
Watching you play Silent Night on the piano while not looking at it and also talking is mildly interesting.
Gus Johnson: you’ll get into heaven
Karl Smallwood: you’ll get into ultra heaven
When they were showing the 1st person game and concept they had then suddenly switch to a totally different 3rd person game I was dying haha. It's like they were talking together "Man, making games is hard."
I love me an old fashioned side-scroller but "epic" is the last word that comes to mind when I play the very best ones.
It sounds like the head of a company is trying to do a Great Value version of Jerry Seinfeld.
Tornado Twins?
Judging by their hair they're more like the Pubic Punks.
Severely underrated comment
Yeah, kind of.
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thasbad
they're like the "almost American foreigners" from family guy
They're from New Orleans.
You said it friend
They emigrated from Holland.
mia that is so specific but so true
@@quickattackfilms7923 the netherlands (im sorry this is like a pet peeve for me)
You singing “Awful Things” in the beginning is everything
i wouldnt expect him to be a fan of peep, was cool to hear honestly
christian style swag on god he’s singing it ironically because that song is awful
They bofe name Gus
hadnt slept hey, not cool bro. Now I’m gonna piss my pants and cry in my closet because you disrespected peep
Noah Julian lol
"You cannot tell me that most Christian entertainment is objectively good"
*Madness, Supernatural, and The Prince of Egypt have entered the chat*
They did surgery on Bus Jackson
He's feeling the heat from none other than the real gus Johnson.
Stop. Please.
*you want to play ze bible?*
No joke, I can't wait to play this shit!
HEY, no swearing Jesus this is a christian video.
Why not just make a "Bible" mod for Skyrim?
That’s what someone would do if they cared about making the game, and not just making money
It would be too violent, hateful and horrible