Reading Small Town Strip Club Reviews

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
  • Go to buyraycon.com/... for 15% off your order! Brought to you by Raycon.
    ↓look down here for lots of cool stuff↓
    SUBSCRIBE TO SVEN: bit.ly/2R414DN
    Twitter: / gusbuckets
    SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST: bit.ly/2wA7zDR
    NEW MERCH: bit.ly/2GbM43E
    Gus Johnson
    PO BOX 360616
    Los Angeles, CA 90036
    ↓FOLLOW ME HERE PLEASE↓
    Twitter: / gusbuckets
    Instagram: johnsongus
    Facebook: / gustoonz
    Reddit: / gusjohnson
    Snapchat: motherxteresa
    Patreon: bit.ly/1TVIYyA
    this is a video about small town reviews yahoo here we go boys
    Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to shooting videos with his mom to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast, come on.
    Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 4,8 тис.

  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  5 років тому +6610

    please follow me on twitter for all the latest in rural america strip club news @Gusbuckets

  • @KumaPaws376
    @KumaPaws376 5 років тому +11154

    “She was missing an eye and a leg, but had a heart of gold.”

    • @rmg4213
      @rmg4213 5 років тому +76

      Who is she?

    • @mryoshi1221
      @mryoshi1221 5 років тому +207

      and isn't that all that matters?

    • @Nicky12376
      @Nicky12376 5 років тому +469

      She is beautiful, she is strong.. she is.. The Pirate Stripper

    • @zacandashleys1fan
      @zacandashleys1fan 5 років тому +8

      Maybe they shouldn’t make businesses so easy to claim lmao

    • @thumbdrum397
      @thumbdrum397 5 років тому +7

      KumaPaws376 sounds like a pirate

  • @joeroganreal
    @joeroganreal 5 років тому +22984

    “toothless strippers”
    “wouldn’t that be bet-“
    go ahead. finish the head joke, gus.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 5 років тому +1414

      *Dials 911*
      Go ahead Gus, do it

    • @babywithatank9565
      @babywithatank9565 5 років тому +401

      You know what, no I’m not gonna do it

    • @tommywiseau_
      @tommywiseau_ 5 років тому +615

      teeth are expensive, better tip em good

    • @sirpeterbaum4695
      @sirpeterbaum4695 5 років тому +243

      What joke?
      He talks the truth

    • @5ive9ine
      @5ive9ine 5 років тому +50

      I don't get it

  • @karlielynds
    @karlielynds 5 років тому +2495

    "Where having a strip club is better than not" is a great tag line for a city

    • @Tittenmann
      @Tittenmann 5 років тому +23

      "'You miss 100% of the shots you dont take'-wayne gretzky"-Michael scott. In that manner, whats your IG?

    • @googleuser5107
      @googleuser5107 5 років тому +1

      Good slogan for Sudbury ayoo

    • @karlielynds
      @karlielynds 5 років тому +7

      Tittenmann karlie.lynds but I just made it so I haven’t posted anything yet!

    • @nary1594
      @nary1594 5 років тому +1

      holy shit i just followed u too lmao ur so pretty

    • @karlielynds
      @karlielynds 5 років тому +1

      nary aaaaw thank you, you're gorgeous! 😘

  • @Snarl_Marx
    @Snarl_Marx 3 роки тому +580

    "I've been kicked out of better strip clubs"
    That energy, that confidence...

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 3 роки тому +15

      Putting that in my resume

    • @chickenburger61
      @chickenburger61 2 роки тому +7

      His profile image slowly fades to the Chad guy

    • @moistenvelopes
      @moistenvelopes 6 місяців тому

      I’d party with him

  • @ThePennyVlogz
    @ThePennyVlogz 5 років тому +8399

    It’s driving me crazy that neither of them commented on the fact that Tony L’s comment was in rhyme

    • @jadelan9549
      @jadelan9549 5 років тому +399

      Penelope Smith ikr it was like poetry

    • @connorbooher3327
      @connorbooher3327 5 років тому +174

      I literally came looking for this comment lmao best review in the whole video 😂

    • @TheChickenRiceBowl
      @TheChickenRiceBowl 4 роки тому +22

      I'm your 666th like.

    • @chatnoir1579
      @chatnoir1579 4 роки тому +55

      Ikr. It sounded like a radio ad

    • @sweetnsour3693
      @sweetnsour3693 4 роки тому +9

      Exactly

  • @emilyking1177
    @emilyking1177 5 років тому +3932

    I wanna hope that the “wahh” in the last one wasn’t like a crying sound, but it was actually a waluigi wahh

  • @tommycouncill4672
    @tommycouncill4672 5 років тому +1543

    "That was very un-Cruisin' Chubbies of you" is very powerful to me

    • @CalebNorman
      @CalebNorman 5 років тому +26

      I gotta use that phrase in my day-to-day life

    • @eelale
      @eelale 5 років тому +4

      Im the 1,000th like, well done!

  • @by_Leo037
    @by_Leo037 3 роки тому +181

    The way the owner didn't type "hahahaha", but "bahahaha", makes them seem so much more evil

  • @rageboyRM
    @rageboyRM 5 років тому +1489

    “Linebacker sized woman” is my favorite sequel to Life Size starring Tyra Banks

    • @DewDewMegaDeeDee
      @DewDewMegaDeeDee 5 років тому +1

      That's the one where the Barbie doll comes to life?

    • @rageboyRM
      @rageboyRM 5 років тому +1

      Andrew Burgardt ye

    • @DewDewMegaDeeDee
      @DewDewMegaDeeDee 5 років тому +4

      @@rageboyRM thats a Cinematic masterpiece

    • @LimabeanStudios
      @LimabeanStudios 5 років тому +2

      Aayyy dynamic banter joke

    • @rageboyRM
      @rageboyRM 5 років тому

      Captain Limabean Dazeem my good man, Dazeem

  • @stonedsaltine
    @stonedsaltine 5 років тому +10026

    “Witches at the strip club” sounds like a kickass girl band

    • @robinglizard
      @robinglizard 5 років тому +443

      That’s metal as fuck.

    • @jomshm9343
      @jomshm9343 5 років тому +264

      Panic at the disco cover band

    • @Bigusbackus
      @Bigusbackus 5 років тому +24

      Like 40 years ago...bands are lame af nowadays.

    • @logankatz5037
      @logankatz5037 5 років тому +204

      DontF***WithMyRanchu they’re are still good new bands that emerge every year. You’re just not looking hard enough

    • @thatlemonguy1107
      @thatlemonguy1107 5 років тому +227

      DontF***WithMyRanchu
      Modern music’s not bad just because you’re still listening to 1700s sea shanties, ye scallywag

  • @tylerdowd
    @tylerdowd 4 роки тому +4586

    "I hope it's not his real name..."
    *Donzilla Sergeant*

    • @Andysgal797
      @Andysgal797 4 роки тому +200

      Hey someone was named gay bowser do anything’s possible

    • @BeretBay
      @BeretBay 4 роки тому +112

      @@Andysgal797 true lol.
      Imagine bidding farewell to this guy growing up. _"So long, Gay Bowser!"_

    • @ryancondon2246
      @ryancondon2246 4 роки тому +24

      @@BeretBay" tank u so much for playing ma game "

    • @tingle8554
      @tingle8554 4 роки тому +1

      Are you Nic Dowds brother?

    • @splatteredchunks
      @splatteredchunks 4 роки тому +5

      I’m mean hey this is in Alabama so anything is possible

  • @harrytodhunter5078
    @harrytodhunter5078 4 роки тому +623

    “This is very un-cruisin chubbys of you”

  • @jedediahwright6959
    @jedediahwright6959 5 років тому +1548

    One Star: Gus Didn't take off his shirt

  • @pigosapresley9761
    @pigosapresley9761 5 років тому +2762

    “toothless stripper”
    *gives five stars*

    • @yorn2577
      @yorn2577 4 роки тому +66

      Better head

    • @iamstuckunderthewater7415
      @iamstuckunderthewater7415 4 роки тому +14

      Valorius Zephyr Slimy tho I’ll have to try it before I confirm be back in a bit

    • @anthonytorres-cruz1598
      @anthonytorres-cruz1598 4 роки тому +25

      @@iamstuckunderthewater7415 Godspeed

    • @TheGamersThrone
      @TheGamersThrone 4 роки тому +5

      I am stuck under the water and how was it tho ? I really want to know

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 4 роки тому +1

      Watching Hiccup the Horrible's dragon doing a striptease sounds like a good time.

  • @donaldpetersen2382
    @donaldpetersen2382 5 років тому +2801

    1/5 Stars, Gus didn't finish his toothless stripper joke.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 5 років тому +125

      Did you need him to finish it, really

    • @kalbra
      @kalbra 5 років тому +37

      II Captain absolutely, 100%

    • @madelinebitts2766
      @madelinebitts2766 5 років тому +33

      @@kalbra "Finishing it" would have just been him explaining it to death, and honestly if you don't understand the joke without a detailed explanation, you're a little too young to hear it.

    • @kalbra
      @kalbra 5 років тому +72

      Madeline Bitts was only joking bud, but thanks for the rant. enjoyed it greatly

    • @LazyMe420
      @LazyMe420 5 років тому +36

      wahhh

  • @uglybecca6713
    @uglybecca6713 4 роки тому +1060

    Hi former dancer here. Strippers wear massive acrylic heels that they frequently slam together after doing a spreadie or they slam the on the ground after sliding down the pole.... or really at any opportunity. I dont know why. I never did it cuz those shoes are expensive as hell.

    • @seandmoore6922
      @seandmoore6922 4 роки тому +11

      Ugly Becca ....let’s get married.

    • @RocknBullProductions
      @RocknBullProductions 4 роки тому +148

      Maybe it's supposed to get patrons' attention? "HEY GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND LOOK AT THE NAKED DANCER YA SCHMUCK"

    • @goofygoober779
      @goofygoober779 4 роки тому +44

      Maybe it's just from intoxication losing some control over your movement or maybe it's just because some of them dance about as well as me, which is to say moving with the grace and beauty of a hippopotamus.

    • @anthraxcrab2222
      @anthraxcrab2222 4 роки тому +7

      Sean Moore simp

    • @justsogusto4979
      @justsogusto4979 4 роки тому +76

      @@goofygoober779 totally unrelated point here lol, but hippos are pretty graceful while swimming. They're also pretty fast on land.

  • @cadentolley3513
    @cadentolley3513 5 років тому +766

    Surprised there was no mention of the rhyming Tony L did in his review. That was pretty impressive.

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 5 років тому +1814

    Gus honestly looks more like Svens Uncle than his brother

  • @iandavis6741
    @iandavis6741 4 роки тому +124

    Huntsville, AL near to me has a club called Fantasia. A google review was left that states, and I quote, "Gives you something Ajax can't wash off"

    • @coolbeanz1683
      @coolbeanz1683 4 роки тому +6

      Wow I passed by that place once in 2019 on December 12th at 4:56 p.m going to little ceasers with my cousin and my aunt

    • @f_a_t_c_a_t
      @f_a_t_c_a_t 3 роки тому +8

      @@coolbeanz1683 *oddly specific, my child*

    • @lukenovak2794
      @lukenovak2794 3 роки тому +6

      @@coolbeanz1683 Aw I missed you by exactly 37 minutes

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 років тому +310

    4:52 "Toothless strippers"
    Gus: _Wouldn't that be better? You know what. I'm not gonna say it_
    He already said too much

  • @jayofthedeadd
    @jayofthedeadd 5 років тому +6739

    “Witches at the strip club” sounds like a great band name

    • @whitneymouse
      @whitneymouse 5 років тому +182

      Jay Of The Dead it sounds like a Panic at the Disco cover band

    • @Zoobbin
      @Zoobbin 5 років тому +65

      Not original

    • @logankatz5037
      @logankatz5037 5 років тому +52

      It sounds like an underground doom metal band

    • @benmcnamara5572
      @benmcnamara5572 4 роки тому +25

      Thanks for the inspiration now I'm gona form another band

    • @kylehill9653
      @kylehill9653 4 роки тому +8

      I feel like it is

  • @averyb3904
    @averyb3904 5 років тому +775

    "She just DRAYGS everyone" Gus your Wisconsin is showing

    • @Themonkey8myleg
      @Themonkey8myleg 5 років тому +10

      Sounds pretty normal to me 🤷‍♀️
      Than again, I am from Wisconsin...

    • @averyb3904
      @averyb3904 5 років тому +2

      @@Themonkey8myleg oh I love the accent

    • @keilahvisscher1529
      @keilahvisscher1529 5 років тому +1

      The Living Beanie I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS OMG GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

    • @averyb3904
      @averyb3904 5 років тому

      @@keilahvisscher1529 yes!

    • @HazeGreyAndUnderway
      @HazeGreyAndUnderway 5 років тому

      Imma go get a beer and a baggle.

  • @sankturban291
    @sankturban291 4 роки тому +62

    It's so nice that Gus keeps making these videos with his son.

  • @TheArtisanGeek
    @TheArtisanGeek 5 років тому +491

    ‘I wonder why they’re clacking their shoes are they wearing like tap shoes?’
    Bahaha how pure! Clearly Sven has never seen someone pole dance in high heels 😂

  • @aarishowton8037
    @aarishowton8037 4 роки тому +235

    Tony’s review at 2:30 is normal for like one sentence and then it suddenly becomes a poem. Like everything rhymes. I cannot believe you didn’t seem to notice that lol

  • @trevorbollinger6587
    @trevorbollinger6587 5 років тому +1183

    i feel like somebody on google who wasn’t actually the owner clicked on “claim this business” lol

    • @AFrogInTheStars
      @AFrogInTheStars 5 років тому +61

      Trevor Bollinger honestly i hope so

    • @CK-yb5pi
      @CK-yb5pi 5 років тому +4

      @@Username-2 Google can also call the business over the land line phone and give you the code.

    • @andrewstout7795
      @andrewstout7795 5 років тому +45

      The owner of a thrift store near me responded to a very generous 5 star review with "are you still high on meth and robbing people? You are going to jail for that and more". Rural business owners absolutely do not give a shit about their public image

    • @kale5953
      @kale5953 5 років тому +7

      @@Username-2 why the hell do I get emails from a local grocery store saying a review has been left on my business then

    • @xsct878
      @xsct878 5 років тому +7

      @@Username-2 Bro I literally own a kebab shop on google several states away from me that i've never visited in my life.

  • @reecerice3033
    @reecerice3033 4 роки тому +122

    I actually live in the city where the strip club is at 8:20 in Dothan and now the club has a bunch of Gus Johnson fans trolling the comments section.

  • @Chessete
    @Chessete 5 років тому +494

    Just two innocent boys reading some strip club reviews

  • @TheMegaMario3
    @TheMegaMario3 5 років тому +519

    Mama Johnson: "Oh boy, I can't wait to see what my 2 boys are doing with their careers"
    Mama Johnson after the video: "Well...at least they aren't the subject of the video"

    • @Mainsail1975au
      @Mainsail1975au 5 років тому +3

      But aren't they.......?

    • @rollrcoastrbacon2725
      @rollrcoastrbacon2725 5 років тому +15

      Mario Khoury still by far and away not the most cringeworthy brothers on UA-cam, I believe

  • @jordanthejq12
    @jordanthejq12 4 роки тому +3218

    My mans really hit them with the "I'm not racist, I have Black employees", didn't he?

    • @meangreen8873
      @meangreen8873 4 роки тому +88

      1. Prick was called racist (no reason given) 2. I doubt racists are hiring other races...

    • @taliesine.8343
      @taliesine.8343 4 роки тому +316

      Hack Fraud when like 5 different ppl independently call somebody racist, the person might be racist..

    • @luciferseventh1679
      @luciferseventh1679 4 роки тому +136

      The “I have a black friend” kind of Caucasian

    • @jbaker3381
      @jbaker3381 4 роки тому +92

      So did slave owners.

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 4 роки тому +17

      Arjoni Memko he could hate all races??

  • @damianmroczny
    @damianmroczny 4 роки тому +1863

    whos tryna start a punk band called witches at the strip club

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd 4 роки тому +20

      offtopic but omg u have a really good music taste jsjsjsj melanie and mother mother.. iconic

    • @damianmroczny
      @damianmroczny 4 роки тому +6

      lamibon xD thanks!!!!!

    • @FRhinestone_yt
      @FRhinestone_yt 4 роки тому +8

      I'm down lol

    • @user-mo1oe7sp2g
      @user-mo1oe7sp2g 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, stolen comment... Oh well 🤷‍♂️

    • @damianmroczny
      @damianmroczny 4 роки тому +8

      @@user-mo1oe7sp2g girl what??

  • @censedscarab2127
    @censedscarab2127 5 років тому +400

    Why does your brother just look like Wilbur Soot if he actually slept

  • @08mlascelles
    @08mlascelles 4 роки тому +389

    It’s become my lockdown hobby to find bizarrely scathing reviews of mundane things, left by people with far too much time on their hands. I love reading angry reviews of supermarkets, pubs and local landmarks. I’ve currently got way too much time on my hands (as do most people) so it’s nice to know that some idiots seemingly spent half their time reviewing things that no one wanted reviews of, before the lockdown.

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 роки тому +12

      I like looking at yelp reviews for schools, great stuff

    • @moparty4409
      @moparty4409 4 роки тому +12

      @@aboz8649 police departments and hospitals are nice. Us senate and white house are hilarious too

    • @georgesimmons9519
      @georgesimmons9519 4 роки тому +5

      Look at bible reviews. They aren’t angry ones like for establishments but are funny nonetheless.

    • @bloodmoonofdeath1742
      @bloodmoonofdeath1742 4 роки тому +1

      sounds like someone who has too much time on their hands

    • @08mlascelles
      @08mlascelles 4 роки тому +1

      BloodMoonOfDeath I mean, yeah... lockdown has sucked 😂

  • @xxIluvyouguysxx
    @xxIluvyouguysxx 5 років тому +875

    I can’t get over that one of the dancers put a hex on him 😂

    • @QuinnEthanR
      @QuinnEthanR 4 роки тому +45

      I can't help but wonder what the hell that dude did????

    • @br9760
      @br9760 4 роки тому +18

      *"Zim zim ZALABIM!"*

    • @mamabear3887
      @mamabear3887 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 4 роки тому +8

      She prolly cursed him with a great ass.

  • @XxKiDCuDiFTWxX
    @XxKiDCuDiFTWxX 4 роки тому +100

    There was a covid outbreak at the “cruisin’ chubby’s” club mentioned in one of the reviews. Rip. Lol

    • @thephantom2man
      @thephantom2man 3 роки тому

      Wasnt chubbies the strip club in my name is earl lol?

  • @Arbmanthesheep
    @Arbmanthesheep 5 років тому +266

    When Gus was going into how the club owner was going into the comments, I thought it was going to be like one of those owners who would counteract badly written comments with eloquent technique.
    I'm glad I was wrong.

  • @elana5113
    @elana5113 5 років тому +412

    “They tried to put a hex on us” lmao

    • @HiJack3r
      @HiJack3r 5 років тому

      What's a hex?

    • @sadf526
      @sadf526 5 років тому +3

      @@HiJack3r Its a curse/spell

    • @jackshepard9785
      @jackshepard9785 5 років тому +7

      Fkn gypsies man, cant trust em

    • @mykytajex2248
      @mykytajex2248 5 років тому +1

      Thought he meant a socket wrench for a second

  • @settledkoala9496
    @settledkoala9496 5 років тому +1093

    “Line backer sized women”

    • @demko76
      @demko76 5 років тому +18

      Lizzo? That you?!?!!

    • @Carols989
      @Carols989 5 років тому +17

      Not gonna lie, that got me interested

  • @hanesben
    @hanesben 4 роки тому +92

    Shout out Sven for knowing when to use "fewer" rather than "less." Smart boi!

  • @skinkscat
    @skinkscat 5 років тому +197

    When the owner was saying her dancers were bad and ugly I think she was just making fun of the customer like oh yeah? If they're so bad and ugly why were you videotaping them huh?

    • @pmn7544
      @pmn7544 5 років тому +23

      yeah I caught that too! She was quoting him, not agreeing.

    • @dan_fv
      @dan_fv 5 років тому +19

      Exactly, quotation marks would've solved the ambiguity but people just don't use quotation marks correctly anymore...

    • @David-uc4hc
      @David-uc4hc 5 років тому +4

      @@dan_fv Truly one of the great tragedies of our time.

    • @wclintf
      @wclintf 5 років тому +3

      @@David-uc4hc the greatest, discounting any other tragedy one could think of.

    • @dragonkaijubomb-omb
      @dragonkaijubomb-omb 5 років тому

      He actually does call his dancers ugly.

  • @leann4265
    @leann4265 5 років тому +76

    The *clacking the feet* thing is when the dancers clack their stilettos together (spinning around the pole or landing from the top) and it’s a loud slap sound. Idk why but a lot of guys at strip clubs love when the girls do that.
    Used to bartend at a strip club.

    • @madelinebitts2766
      @madelinebitts2766 5 років тому +6

      @Henry-Bart And you're either 10 or 40 and obese, Henry, go take a shower and stop commenting on other people's appearances.

    • @achilleaustin
      @achilleaustin 5 років тому +1

      you’re definitely the bartender

    • @mig636
      @mig636 5 років тому +2

      @@madelinebitts2766 jesus Madeline

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 5 років тому +1

      @@madelinebitts2766 Hey it's a fairly straightforward compliment, albeit the wrong platform.
      I say this because I see much worse commented here on those who no doubt don't really want to see the comments.

  • @mister_john
    @mister_john 5 років тому +145

    “Tape from the Truman administration” is the funniest thing on your channel. Thank you Gus.

  • @christopherdonahue2398
    @christopherdonahue2398 4 роки тому +145

    everyone in Western Wisconsin knows where cruisin chubby's is thanks to those giant billboards on 90

    • @blakesilverthorn2170
      @blakesilverthorn2170 4 роки тому +5

      I live in wisconsin dells lol

    • @CL-je6sv
      @CL-je6sv 4 роки тому +2

      Here in Northeast Wisconsin it's the Oval Office. So many billboards...

  • @AMadMage
    @AMadMage 5 років тому +329

    How to properly do an intro, example by Gus:
    “weyeuhdunduhhhhhhh”

  • @BigCheddah
    @BigCheddah 5 років тому +365

    My google home started to act up during this cuz you said “hey google user” and she started defining the word user. 5/5 stars

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 5 років тому +3

      Samantha Gottlich did you know that your google home is always listening to you for the “hey Google” command and collects data from your conversations in order to show you advertisements?
      If you care about your privacy you should sell that thing. And turn off the “Hey Siri” option if you use an iPhone (or the virtual assistant voice command equivalent on your Android phone).

    • @alex5tar544
      @alex5tar544 4 роки тому

      Same for me

    • @johnnyfrankenstein0123
      @johnnyfrankenstein0123 4 роки тому +1

      @Samantha the only time I'd be scared of google collecting my conversation data is if my conversations got leaked and people listen to my conversations to negatively affect my life, otherwise who cares its just some businesses trying to advertise what they have to give me something I might like

    • @SuicideSlade
      @SuicideSlade 4 роки тому

      @@johnnyfrankenstein0123 right?

  • @user-re7po
    @user-re7po 5 років тому +913

    I saw, “small town strip club” and immediately clicked

    • @leonmayne797
      @leonmayne797 5 років тому +8

      In a small town filled with secrets(and racism)...

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 5 років тому

      The green tea Dragon I like your name

  • @countryrat6t6
    @countryrat6t6 3 роки тому +8

    The small town review videos with Sven are always the best! It's just the chemistry. Two people with the same sense of humor with a lifetime of practice. It's great. I love it. Keep doin it.

  • @PepeTheJonkler
    @PepeTheJonkler 5 років тому +1049

    "So we put Alabama into the search terms"
    Me: *(sweating bullets thinking about how close I live to one of the worst stereotypes of strip clubs, D- girls, F on Food, Toothless)*
    "Toothless bbahahahah"
    Me: "Oh God *I know which one they're talking about."*
    Edit: By the way, it's pronounced *dough*-than for some weird reason.

    • @ryanflynn847
      @ryanflynn847 5 років тому +110

      You sound like you have some stories worth telling, my friend.

    • @sarahsli9710
      @sarahsli9710 5 років тому +30

      Gotta love Dothan 😂

    • @PepeTheJonkler
      @PepeTheJonkler 5 років тому +82

      @@ryanflynn847 If only lmao.
      Never set foot into one of these well-maintained establishments.
      But I have friends with war stories of their times though... *shudders*
      Imagine going to a strip club and the gentlewoman has... Let's call it, "stomach flu."
      🤢🤮
      Now imagine a lap-dance straight from Satan's grasp.
      You get the gist.
      I.. *I'll pass*
      Stick to Birmingham, AL, Nashville/Chattanooga Tennessee, or Atlanta, Georgia, for an optimal version of that kind of experience.
      For the rest of Alabama: *Run... Run very far in the opposite direction, any direction, just... Opposite*

    • @PepeTheJonkler
      @PepeTheJonkler 5 років тому +59

      @@ryanflynn847 Alabama strip clubs are the *Great Value Brand on clearance because it's going out of date* of strip clubs.

    • @cw3387
      @cw3387 5 років тому +16

      Who knows, I lived in Arab AL for years. It’s called that because someone couldn’t tell a “b“ from a “d”

  • @KeebaAfrica
    @KeebaAfrica 5 років тому +208

    i use to live next door to a strip club, until the owner got shot 11 times. Great service 3/5

    • @jackmiller1324
      @jackmiller1324 5 років тому +36

      How did he survive getting shot 10 other times? He should have took that as a sign

    • @slovakthrowback3738
      @slovakthrowback3738 5 років тому +4

      @@jackmiller1324 I respect you, good joke.

    • @BeTeeEl
      @BeTeeEl 5 років тому

      Keeba, do you like David Sedaris? I don't see his cover's art on YT very often.

    • @kimishere2slay
      @kimishere2slay 5 років тому

      @@jackmiller1324 Maybe 11 times the same night?

    • @jackmiller1324
      @jackmiller1324 5 років тому +2

      @@kimishere2slay hmm.... u could be right.

  • @LeahciMAB14
    @LeahciMAB14 5 років тому +49

    After the first small town reviews, one day while working in a small town I googled some. The local Burger King had a shooting and one dude said “Burger was good but my friend got shot, don’t recommend.” 😂

  • @luckyduckydrivingschool3615
    @luckyduckydrivingschool3615 4 роки тому +16

    Gus looks like he got in a teleportation machine with his grandfather when he was 8 and their bodies got fused into someone of visibly indeterminate age. That's a compliment.

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 5 років тому +26

    This reminds me of how I always asked my mom growing up why my brother and I couldn't go into the "gentleman's club" when we drove by it. She said no gentlemen went into there.

  • @DDS_Rips
    @DDS_Rips 5 років тому +189

    The one dislike on this video is that strip club owner.

    • @wynngg1
      @wynngg1 5 років тому +2

      Google search The Tanda Room Dothan Alabama. There are a few more hilarious comments you should check out!

    • @lawgirl1444
      @lawgirl1444 5 років тому

      I’d like your comment but it’s at 69 rn lmao

    • @Kaz999998
      @Kaz999998 5 років тому

      @@UnholyPancake
      Well I hate you, so

    • @john_toss
      @john_toss 5 років тому

      Wynn Gober thanks I was wondering where it was lmao

  • @ivyripple6697
    @ivyripple6697 5 років тому +569

    can someone please tell me what the hell “clacking your feet” is, i’m shaking

    • @hollynewhouse4533
      @hollynewhouse4533 5 років тому +87

      Ian Ripple dancers clap their heels together to draw attention to the stage.

    • @jackmiller1324
      @jackmiller1324 5 років тому +63

      Go watch some pole routines on youtube. Its just like a dance move, they got massive heels on so they like say hold up on the pole and open there legs like a V then slam em shut.

    • @aaw6325
      @aaw6325 5 років тому +31

      What Ian said.. also it rhymed so ezpz

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 років тому +24

      He wrote that to continue the rhyme it’s not that deep

    • @el_vee_ee
      @el_vee_ee 5 років тому +21

      @@aaw6325 I had to dig pretty deep to find one comment adressing this. Too bad Gus and Sven didn't notice. It was good poetry.

  • @Crocogator
    @Crocogator 4 роки тому +55

    "Witches at the Strip Club" would be a fantastic band name.

  • @awesumdood3994
    @awesumdood3994 5 років тому +374

    You know, the last name “Johnson” really comes to play here.

  • @reggie7653
    @reggie7653 5 років тому +111

    I never realized Sven was your brother. Makes a lot of sense, honestly.

    • @rickyjohnson333
      @rickyjohnson333 5 років тому +3

      Same here, just today I realized they had the same last name and was like, “I wonder if they’re brothers??” And then two seconds later gus said they were brothers.

    • @That0neKid145
      @That0neKid145 5 років тому +21

      the have the same teeth

    • @calmsalt
      @calmsalt 5 років тому +11

      @@That0neKid145 Oddly ominous but ok

  • @ViolacTrough
    @ViolacTrough 5 років тому +544

    Real Talk, If real witches were at strip clubs I would probably start going to strip clubs.
    Stripper Witch: "Hey sweetie, gimme a $20 and I'll turn your friend into gingerbread house and grind on it."
    Me: **makes it rain**

  • @stevenmiranda8912
    @stevenmiranda8912 10 місяців тому +3

    Y'all have the coolest relationship. Great time reacting, and honestly, your Raycon ad was fun to watch.

  • @mommy2rae586
    @mommy2rae586 5 років тому +71

    "Go to Cruisin' Chubbies" 😂😂 I love how every Wisco native knows exactly where and what that is. Lmfao welcome to Lake Delton, where we have Cruisin' Chubbies 😂

  • @beccaxbee
    @beccaxbee 5 років тому +304

    “you’ve heard me say that a lot this year” gus it is one week into 2020

    • @WeirdVideoGames
      @WeirdVideoGames 5 років тому +4

      Probably filmed in 2019 and uploaded in 2020

  • @cocomelonfan2016
    @cocomelonfan2016 4 роки тому +607

    1 star took my kids and they were disturbed when they seen what was happening, I will be suing because he did a line of cocaine while he was here - Karen

  • @glndreamer
    @glndreamer 4 роки тому +566

    How to spot someone who’s never been to a strip club: doesn’t know the dancers clack their heels together
    (Former dancer here) 🙋🏼‍♀️

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 4 роки тому +60

      You dont have to out me out for my unintrest with strip clubs.

    • @glndreamer
      @glndreamer 4 роки тому +6

      @@emrahalien2972 what 😂

    • @clownfromclowntown
      @clownfromclowntown 4 роки тому +25

      Because average people don’t usually go to a strip club..? They’re not a place everyday people would just have common knowledge of.

    • @glndreamer
      @glndreamer 4 роки тому +118

      @@clownfromclowntown I never said anything about average people or not 😂 I literally said how to spot someone who’s never been. It’s not a question of “average”, nor am I “making fun of” anyone. Literally all I was saying was people who don’t know we do that don’t go to strip clubs. Duh. It’s a joke, lighten up.

    • @sonicducktheinoccent
      @sonicducktheinoccent 4 роки тому +118

      Thank you for your service ma'am

  • @Qwerty19367
    @Qwerty19367 5 років тому +216

    I’m doing my best to picture the owner and I really can’t do it

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 років тому +23

      Karen.

    • @somedude172
      @somedude172 5 років тому +12

      I imagine a white lady with stringy, greasy light brown hair, missing a fair portion of teeth, and a giant hairy mole on her 3rd or 4th chin. probably has never heard of deodorant or toothpaste

    • @allmachtigenallergroter5298
      @allmachtigenallergroter5298 5 років тому +1

      Tanner Polisini It has to be a woman. No guy says “thx” or “giggle” lmao

  • @originalsteveo
    @originalsteveo 4 роки тому +283

    "Why do their feet go Clack Clack?"
    Awe, sweet summer child....

    • @HenryDoohickeyII
      @HenryDoohickeyII 4 роки тому +11

      Swaying Hemlock they’ve obviously never been to a strip club.

    • @glndreamer
      @glndreamer 4 роки тому +10

      How to spot a noob 🤣 (former dancer here) 😁

    • @bishal1125
      @bishal1125 3 роки тому +2

      @@glndreamer I guess I am a noob.

    • @menthols4625
      @menthols4625 3 роки тому +3

      @@bishal1125 Be proud, it's a good thing that you are.

  • @obejones5927
    @obejones5927 5 років тому +151

    Gus is so funny that I laugh before he’s even got to the punchline

  • @Sunnysideview69
    @Sunnysideview69 4 роки тому +20

    How do these brothers look so different, it’s like Will Ferrell and Eddie Redmayne were brothers

  • @erynmullins9332
    @erynmullins9332 5 років тому +1051

    I’m from Alabama and I REEEEEALLY think my hometown’s strip club is on here at least once...Wesley’s Boobie Trap (yeah, that’s actually the name)

  • @brisolo8586
    @brisolo8586 5 років тому +157

    Sven sounded JUST LIKE Adam Driver when he yelled “Memories” and “Nachos”!

  • @FootlessJo
    @FootlessJo 5 років тому +961

    More of these! 😆

    • @jamigrace720
      @jamigrace720 4 роки тому +8

      I found Jo in the comment section of another channel.....I feel like I saw a celebrity in public!

    • @TraviePattiees
      @TraviePattiees 4 роки тому

      Yes more

    • @karet2490
      @karet2490 4 роки тому

      Google reviews energy

    • @kitfisto145
      @kitfisto145 4 роки тому +3

      Where feet

    • @milkhz_
      @milkhz_ 4 роки тому +2

      where tf is your foot

  • @arionell
    @arionell 4 роки тому +123

    ''kissing eachother and acting inappropriately''
    Ah yes. Gotta complain about woman kissing eachother and acting inappropriately in a STRIP CLUB. So this is what has become of murica in 2020.

    • @drenchedinsyrupp6059
      @drenchedinsyrupp6059 4 роки тому +3

      i mean, maybe they were making unwanted advances on patrons or something

    • @charlisnail8219
      @charlisnail8219 4 роки тому +10

      DrenchedInSyrupp he literally said his issue was they were kissing eachother

    • @drenchedinsyrupp6059
      @drenchedinsyrupp6059 4 роки тому

      @@charlisnail8219 'acting inappropriately' could refer to other stuff too

    • @charlisnail8219
      @charlisnail8219 4 роки тому +8

      DrenchedInSyrupp doesnt change the fact he said “kissing eachother” as part of his complaint

    • @joseislanio8910
      @joseislanio8910 4 роки тому +10

      Tbh that sounded more like a British church guy that went to America for the first time

  • @Mamaroo92
    @Mamaroo92 5 років тому +82

    Sven doesn’t even look like he could be related to Gus. Until they both smile at the same time and then I can’t believe I didn’t think they looked alike before and can’t unsee it. 😆😆

    • @Mamaroo92
      @Mamaroo92 5 років тому

      I think it’s the teeth lol 😂

    • @wowzerswoow
      @wowzerswoow 5 років тому +1

      They have like the same nose

  • @tannerrichestudios9534
    @tannerrichestudios9534 5 років тому +499

    * is a review of strip club reviews *
    Raycon: lemme get in on dat

    • @ino_mation
      @ino_mation 5 років тому +20

      P E N I S

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 5 років тому +3

      more like succon

    • @dopwop553
      @dopwop553 5 років тому +1

      @@voidofspaceandtime4684 whats succon ?

    • @nin2494
      @nin2494 5 років тому +6

      Dop Wop succon deez *NUTS*

    • @ammonha
      @ammonha 5 років тому +5

      @@dopwop553 The madman took one for the team

  • @instantlybroken
    @instantlybroken 5 років тому +65

    " This Monday on the Hallmark channel. Putting yourself through Hogwarts never cost so much. All new episodes of Strip Witches."

    • @cauybreaux2014
      @cauybreaux2014 5 років тому +3

      Instantly Broken hogwarts is the equivalent of highschool. Just letting you know

  • @nothingnoone000
    @nothingnoone000 Рік тому +2

    The start startled me and my phone that was barely balancing on a chair's armrest fell and broke the glass...
    "Deah den deEh" - Gus, miliseconds before my phone shattered.

  • @jonathanbywater5999
    @jonathanbywater5999 5 років тому +184

    It’s 2020 and sex is still legal. Absolutely disgusting.

    • @dangergun2346
      @dangergun2346 5 років тому +12

      yeah lets outlaw sex lol

    • @mycatisjudgingyou
      @mycatisjudgingyou 5 років тому +21

      Found out yesterday that people have sex before marriage 🤮 🤮 🤮

    • @genkai7278
      @genkai7278 5 років тому +6

      Incels rise up

    • @zatrat5696
      @zatrat5696 5 років тому +8

      Wahhh

    • @landencarr5443
      @landencarr5443 5 років тому +7

      @@genkai7278 if you don't have sex because you don't like it, you're a volcel, incel is when you want sex but no one likes you.

  • @paytonnderson
    @paytonnderson 5 років тому +56

    I love how the issue with the one place was EVERYONE was getting kicked out, yet the manager didn't even care. 😂

    • @muppetallica
      @muppetallica 4 роки тому +1

      Going HAM on those who got 86ed

  • @LisaJane11709
    @LisaJane11709 5 років тому +467

    The saddest thing I've ever seen was a man walking into a strip club with his much older wife.

    • @ras_krystafari3333
      @ras_krystafari3333 5 років тому +43

      There are mnay routes of plot twist within plot twist there..

    • @3N3MYKN1GHT
      @3N3MYKN1GHT 5 років тому +1

      Patron or worker?

    • @lei1913
      @lei1913 5 років тому +65

      are you sure it wasn't his mom?

    • @crankfastle7919
      @crankfastle7919 5 років тому +19

      His much older wife may work there

    • @SoldierMan1557
      @SoldierMan1557 5 років тому +2

      That's messed up

  • @AlanaBananaCanada
    @AlanaBananaCanada 3 роки тому +3

    Honestly I'm glad I stayed for the ad at the end lol

  • @limie6586
    @limie6586 5 років тому +28

    Gus: sensors out names
    Also Gus: says the names anyway
    🤦‍♀️

  • @xXdeadseaXx
    @xXdeadseaXx 5 років тому +54

    There's a pizza place in my town that responds to negative reviews like this. I don't understand how that's a business tactic!!

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 5 років тому +6

      Idk, it'd get me to go there just to see what they actually look like

  • @guytonharvey9916
    @guytonharvey9916 5 років тому +473

    Orca:
    Strip Club Owner: Wahhh

  • @pjg406
    @pjg406 3 роки тому +4

    I literally laughed so hard that I was drinking water and it went up through my nose and out of my nose.

  • @banjobill8420
    @banjobill8420 5 років тому +133

    "I wespect wamen but they are not word more than 20 of my dollars" sounded just like Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

    • @nicholasfonseca912
      @nicholasfonseca912 4 роки тому +7

      “Now what ARE worth more than 20 of my dollars are jaw breakers.”

  • @AP-px3ni
    @AP-px3ni 5 років тому +107

    The strip club you mentioned with the owner you said the name of the town and now everyone’s commenting on their business saying your name... lmfao the owner is gonna come after y’all 😩😩

    • @ep6808
      @ep6808 4 роки тому +3

      Which club is it? I can't find any with bad reviews from that town. Maybe they deleted their business page or something

    • @yellowtitan6040
      @yellowtitan6040 4 роки тому +2

      @@ep6808 I can't find it either lol

  • @Xandropolis
    @Xandropolis 4 роки тому +1003

    Sven’s kinda cute ngl. Edit: thx for the gold kind stranger

  • @frontcounter6677
    @frontcounter6677 4 роки тому +17

    And I said, "Caesar salad? I hardly know her! Bwaaa!"

  • @shcheerchic1011
    @shcheerchic1011 5 років тому +49

    Y’all should look at the google reviews for “the pony” in Columbus, MS. My favorites were
    4 stars
    “ITS THE ONLY TITT BAR AROUND HERE!”
    1 Star
    “Whack whack whack SMH”

    • @shreknskrubgaming7248
      @shreknskrubgaming7248 2 роки тому

      There's a strip club in southern Missouri with that same name that always has a pink van made to look like a literal pig out in the parking lot, for whatever reason. Every time my family passed it, we always had to mention that it looks like the last strip club you would ever want to go to.

  • @allisunshine444
    @allisunshine444 5 років тому +41

    I’m 3000% satisfied and want more of this content

  • @jacksonwells2181
    @jacksonwells2181 5 років тому +61

    I LIVE IN DOTHAN HE IS TALKING ABOUT TEASERS THIS IS SO SURREAL

    • @rosiaidek
      @rosiaidek 5 років тому +3

      Jackson Wells drop the addy

    • @dragonkaijubomb-omb
      @dragonkaijubomb-omb 5 років тому +3

      Tanda**

    • @godfather031000
      @godfather031000 4 роки тому +4

      I heard him say it wrong and was like "What?" and then I realized. I wasn't sure if it was Teasers or Tanda room though

  • @sarahkimbrough8982
    @sarahkimbrough8982 4 роки тому +9

    I know I'm 7 months late but please do more of these, I have not laughed this hard in a very long time!

  • @PykeTho
    @PykeTho 5 років тому +42

    Gus, you're a special breed. Thank you for another gem...

  • @buzzakina
    @buzzakina 5 років тому +20

    Aw! Some wholesome Mother and Son bonding time

  • @cammriggs
    @cammriggs 4 роки тому +19

    you know ur from the midwest when you use presidential administrations to tell how old something is lol

  • @nateymatey
    @nateymatey 5 років тому +520

    to be fair that muslim cap one sounds fishy. if he's that devoted and unwilling to take off his cap (which you dont even need to keep on), he wouldn't be going to the strip club as that's actually haram.
    he was just playing the religion card.

    • @zippityzoop1478
      @zippityzoop1478 5 років тому +3

      Nate Schulz yeah!

    • @AllSTARKhalid
      @AllSTARKhalid 5 років тому +50

      yeah lol why would he even be there? what cap? does he mean tageah ? thats not part of our religon sounds very fishy.

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 років тому +15

      Yes please, American! Teach about a religion you know nothing about. Thank you so much for that very cultured, in-depth and educational lesson on religion from a well-travelled individual. I now feel as though my mind is open to your wisdom.

    • @AllSTARKhalid
      @AllSTARKhalid 5 років тому +94

      I Killed Darnell Simmons homie i am muslim and i 100% know that being in a strip club is haram and we dont wear caps its an arab thing ( which i am an arab )

    • @Kamikazeesouled
      @Kamikazeesouled 5 років тому +8

      Hes probably bald

  • @Lay643
    @Lay643 5 років тому +116

    When I heard “witches at a strip club” I was like ooo kinky

    • @tradbimbo
      @tradbimbo 4 роки тому +8

      Sounds like the name of a poorly acted porn, bad 80s slasher film, or a really great indie band

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 4 роки тому

      Great now I just see cover art for this made up band... It's amazing what the human mind can cook up

    • @boots3305
      @boots3305 4 роки тому

      Or maybe a weird horror game

    • @crybaby4185
      @crybaby4185 4 роки тому

      Ah shit can’t ruin the 69 likes lmao

    • @hammerite6418
      @hammerite6418 4 роки тому

      Ooooh that’s spooky

  • @neurohan
    @neurohan 5 років тому +55

    4:56 I appreciate Sven's attention to the distinction between "less" and "fewer." Grammar matters kids, even when you're talking about strip club reviews.

    • @nichl474
      @nichl474 5 років тому +9

      *Grammar matters, kids, even when

    • @neurohan
      @neurohan 5 років тому +8

      @@nichl474 Oh damn... Good catch. I stand here, humbled by my own inadequacy.

  • @beba5556
    @beba5556 4 роки тому +5

    i just spent 5 minutes replaying the beginning of this video so i would just hear gus say "WEEAHHH" over and over again and I feel changed

  • @bac0nman
    @bac0nman 5 років тому +108

    Random story: town sorta around me banned alcohol sales so the strip club would go out of business but the club just became byob what a trip

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 5 років тому +5

      Was this in Illinois?

    • @kyra7849
      @kyra7849 5 років тому +5

      BLACK JACKS??

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 5 років тому +5

      @@kyra7849 Thanks. I couldn't remember the name of that gem.

    • @kyra7849
      @kyra7849 5 років тому +5

      @@Flint-Dibble-the-Don im surprised its still in business

    • @mommy2rae586
      @mommy2rae586 5 років тому

      Lmfao what?! 😂💀