Never ask your girl about her sex life before y'all . You're just gonna give yourself a complex and you're definitely gonna have a bad night after hearing the answer. I never ask those questions. You should just be asking them if they wanna be in a fight with you for the next two hours.
Bad idea, you’re right. If you need anymore proof, watch the Sopranos clip where Ade tells Chris she fucked Teller from Penn and Teller haha it’s just a bad idea. You know before you even ask why you’re asking.. it’s a way to validate your insecurities.
After realizing what I've been listening to, coming home from work ( two dudes talking about masterbation in bed next to your significant other) I finally understand I'm hitting new lows. This can't go on
Seeing him in Leeds... I can't wait!!! Booked a hotel for the night so I don't have to drive the couple of hours home after. Shane is the funniest working comedian in the world in my opinion.
It really is, and the "white guys are small" is craaazy new age myth, it just became trendy to trash white guys and the shifted the Asians are small jokes to white guys when it's factually untrue.
Not bragging but bragging... I've made many squ1rt for the first time, their reaction to the first time can't be faked... it's not just size but mostly technique
Nice same. I'm pretty satisfied with my bird. When I hit puberty it got huge but it didn't grow that much in the subsequent 20 years and now it's just a decent amount above average. In high school it was pretty sweet though; chicks would hear through the grapevine that I had a giant hog. I stopped having casual sex in my twenties though- it's for degenerates.
@@joelglanton6531 I regret not getting around more to be honest, only got with like 7/8 girls, I stupidy turned down like another 6 more really good lookig women because I was morally stuck in my head. Now I'm 27 and feel like was just being an idiot and should've got with them and not been such a "rightious" "moral" person. If I ever have a son I'm gonna tell him get it while it's good looking and easy and get as much of it as you can cause lifes to short not to.
I’ve never heard the shaman say one redeeming thing about his ex hahaha
@Shrake the aerodynamic advantage a wife can provide is key
Thank you guys. I’m driving to my girlfriends right now.
Peepop, the Baby Girl name tag is absolute gold, A+ job good sir
McCusky’s gotta name his next tour “Dr. Jelker and Mr. High”
Algo bump
j e l k
The most underrated comment I’ve ever seen
is he a fucking ying yang twin or is he a normal person lmfaooo
Never ask your girl about her sex life before y'all . You're just gonna give yourself a complex and you're definitely gonna have a bad night after hearing the answer. I never ask those questions. You should just be asking them if they wanna be in a fight with you for the next two hours.
Better to know the truth so you can accept it and either stay or move on from someone you otherwise wouldn't wanna be with
@@Pentamicle it’s kind of pathetic if you don’t want to be with someone who wants to be with you because you are unable to make them squirt
There's 2 kinds of people..
@@Pentamicleeven if she’s only fucked a couple guys why would you want to know lmfao
Bad idea, you’re right. If you need anymore proof, watch the Sopranos clip where Ade tells Chris she fucked Teller from Penn and Teller haha it’s just a bad idea. You know before you even ask why you’re asking.. it’s a way to validate your insecurities.
Gotta be so careful which clips I click on lol. Now I'm half pissed at my unsuspecting wife 🤣
There are normal people, and then there are Ying yang twins.
How close is that to a Gemini twin? Or a Supa Gremlin?
I think Chris Rock had a pretty famous bit about normal people versus Ying Yang Twins.
After realizing what I've been listening to, coming home from work ( two dudes talking about masterbation in bed next to your significant other) I finally understand I'm hitting new lows. This can't go on
did your life get better
@@dominicoriveraquiroz1015almost definitely got worse for him
😢
I was listening to Matt talk about his hemorrhoid this morning with my bbg. We were laughing at Gerbies talk about his narrow urethra while showering
You alive
Thumbnail is superb. Jelking to it rn.
🎉🎉🎉🎉
I've been jelking for over 10 years and it's legit. My meat has more mass/volume than when I was 18. Do be careful about bursting vessels
you got a link to a tutorial or something lol
@user-bb4xk6bb7nxxxExcept when they don’t. It can cause permanent erectile dysfunction.
Jelqed for about 6 months in college and my bird was massive, gained some length too. Too much work though now I’m a busy man
Holy shit the dawg is gonna be crossing the pond soon, gonna be some fun shows
gonna be hangin with the fuckin LADS dude
He is VERY GOOD live. Just saw him in florida and drank at the club’s bar after with him. Go to the show!
Seeing him in Leeds... I can't wait!!! Booked a hotel for the night so I don't have to drive the couple of hours home after. Shane is the funniest working comedian in the world in my opinion.
I played college ball at Maryland…the whole all black dudes are big is a massive myth…
@Chad no Chad we just interact with black dudes more outside of BBC cuckold porn
It's not gay if it's with the boys
It really is, and the "white guys are small" is craaazy new age myth, it just became trendy to trash white guys and the shifted the Asians are small jokes to white guys when it's factually untrue.
I just want to eat a sandwich in a Dinner with Matt
I love how crazy Matt is 😂
Future Matt got a time machine and went back in time and smashed the conks off all them statues. 🧐
Stopped off in the 80’s w that Jelk almanac book. Biffed up the dong.
Pause
Steve Harvey done killed the baby g's
Jelqing 100% works, but you gotta be disciplined
Do you want a bigger d*ck!
Something is wrong with Shane. I've never heard someone mention the Ying Yang Twins as much as him.
Baby G's I've railed say its all hype, just a rumor. As a WoP I layz it down for the dawgz
Boys, don't ask your BBG questions you don't really want to know the answers to.
Listen and learn. Asking the wrong questions can end relationships
Gonna save this so I remember to immediately ask the next bbg I hit on if she’s been hit by bbc
Matt’s ex-wife is black and his current wife is black? Nothing wrong with that, just an interesting fact about him.
Got a Jared’s ad right in the middle of the jelling convo 😂😂
I love you PeepeePop I wish I knew who you were in person so I could give you a solid hand shake
The Jelk King has spoken
Get yourself a girl who jelks you.
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
And like, what a way to quietly end, slippery into silence....
jelk, jelk, jelk it up
Jelking up as we speak dawgs
4:22 cmon man I don’t need that, nobody needs that
Your pfp 😂
the warp wall 😂😂😂😂
Dude, I'm fucking distraught... 🥺
Juiced 💉up Wes is back unstoppable!
Ying yang in this thang 😁
just subscribed. love the clips
fucking gold
Definitely get to the inclusive 😇😂
I swear me and Matt are so similar.like dyed in the wool same dude.
I’m an audiophile 😂😂
Not bragging but bragging... I've made many squ1rt for the first time, their reaction to the first time can't be faked... it's not just size but mostly technique
Me 2
Nice same. I'm pretty satisfied with my bird. When I hit puberty it got huge but it didn't grow that much in the subsequent 20 years and now it's just a decent amount above average. In high school it was pretty sweet though; chicks would hear through the grapevine that I had a giant hog. I stopped having casual sex in my twenties though- it's for degenerates.
Good for you Joel. Glad you found jesus
@@joelglanton6531 I regret not getting around more to be honest, only got with like 7/8 girls, I stupidy turned down like another 6 more really good lookig women because I was morally stuck in my head.
Now I'm 27 and feel like was just being an idiot and should've got with them and not been such a "rightious" "moral" person. If I ever have a son I'm gonna tell him get it while it's good looking and easy and get as much of it as you can cause lifes to short not to.
@@asscrackistan
The more sexual partners one has , the harder it is to bond
I’m gonna have a parade for ya.😂
Poor Matt.
Jelqing 100% works and I'm dead serious
Squinting sounds great till u find out it's pee
I’m the white Mandingo
And Han Solo shot at you first. Now we know why.
@@cleech74 ;)
I’m in tears, bless you dogs
My autistic black girlfriend did like this convo😂😂😂
Misread title as "BBC"...still not disappointed...
How many of the dawgs are oneyplays enjoyers?
East coast comedy worships the BBC.
Well Benny Hill was a genius 👴🏼
Perpetuating myths I see
Love these guys but they’re huge cucks about black guys. It sucks. It is the only reason I don’t show them to anyone
That's once every 2 months
ying yang twins or that white guy rapper from florida that wears colored sunglasses
forgot his name, kinda looks like theo von
Riff Raff?
@@philthh Bingo!
Every one?
Hell yea pop.
5:31
Gumbarones forever
what is a BBG? lol I need to know its important
Baby Girl, ie Girlfriend
“Is he a fuckin ying yang twin or a normal dude.”
LOL. Not racist at alllllllllll Shane.
come on baby girl let me whisper in ya ear
Matt's lack of sexual prowess saddens me. Keep trying dawg.
As messed up sleeping my mom in there like that really foggy out this morning
hell ya
Goop
I can’t keep up… is Matt’s ex-wife and current wife black? I thought he was married on IG. I’ve kind of gone in and out of MSSP
His ex and current were/are black
thes guy make afunny
SODTAOE
Bro ew 😭
Ex wife? Did Matt get divorced? Or he has a new black wife lol
He's on his 2nd black wife. He's now an enthusiast. I think he divorced the 1st one before MSSP started.
@@ericachacon8337 omg… he should have learned from De Niro.
This is the most wild display of sexual insecurity I’ve ever seen.
Bless be the dawgs
OL
Breeders are so sensitive it cracks me up lol. Sharing is caring yo
The fuck is a breeder
This show blow up if Shane would get a better co host Matt is Shane’s redban
Bad take