@@JohnDoe-qh5xgin Love, Death and Robots there’s an old farmer who massacred a whole armada of rats and after several battles and lost lives, the farmer and rat king became friends by fighting a common enemy. What I’m trying to say is Matt is the farmers handicapped son.
The fact that he thinks we have nukes to blow up other nukes is also insane lol. That’s the whole point of a submarine is to stay undetected, and nuclear subs are a thing. They could pop up at any shoreline and attack so fast we wouldn’t be able to retaliate
@@KinoTechUSA69”use to have them” like how long ago? Some video went viral not that long ago showing every nuke dropped on the planet in the last 80 years… and it’s been thousands, and you wonder where global warming comes from? Lol anyone can drop a nuke on anyone nowadays
Also that for a famously pro gun country the amount ofAmerrrricans who call a magazine a clip. Clip is like a charger, grips few rounds, usually for a rifle, it's not same as magazine.
"We'd start shaking hands at the elbows." I'm alone at home making a burger and cleaning up the counter from the beer I just spit out. You come for Shane, you stay for Matt. Bro... thus dude is on another level. Don't tell Peepop I'm here.
Dear mommy, Morale is still low even though we have retaken the Tendy Plains and Hunny Mussie Valley. Our rations of tendies are almost gone and we have little clean Dewie Goodness left. Tell my waifu I love her. -Good Boy Army, Tendy Corps, 2nd Nippon Steel Division. Hahaaa omg I just saw this for the first time on reddit 🤣
I like to cover myself in the bathtub in peanut butter, cream cheese, jelly, good spreadable goodness. I hear them scratching at the door, they are fighting each other just to put their nose to the crack at the bottom. I can see the steam of the Dawgs noses rising, filling the air. The doors lock can't take it anymore, it breaks, the Dawgs are loose. Who let the Dawgs out? I did. Where once there was a litany of spreadable love and sweets, sweat and meats, there is now truth. And that's u how you feed the dawgs.
This is the best conversation I have ever heard 😅 we be on the same shit just talking about game-plans for the apocalypse and who you would squad up with yall have the best dynamic out right now keep it up I was dying when yall talked about the clans linking up
They always end up editing the clip to hell and adding their own “twist” and trying to insert their own humor. It’s annoying on clips of Rogan I can’t imagine how bad MSSP would be. Although I agree it would work for this particular video and I would have no problem if it were done right in general, and anything would be better than this thumbnail, it will probably be some clout chaser who has a successful formula that he uses for every video and those videos will reach all of the low iq people on TikTok that have never heard of Matt and Shane and they’ll start flooding all the videos with gay comments
5:08 listening to this currently sititng in my apartment looking at three mile island off in the distance is hilarious. Ive swam innthe swatty and susquehanna mkre times than is probably healthy.
We couldnt stop a plane from crashing into the pentagon…. Or the twin towers…A plane… the size of a plane….😐😑😐 And matt thinks we have “nukes that nuke a nuke” 😐😑😐
They aren't Nukes. More like chain guns hidden in missile intercept systems that are meant to stop the reaction from happening by means I don't truely understand.
The top comment on these is always just putting respect on the channel by saying something obvious about the image, its gay. I thought the comments would be hilarious, dont thumbs up garbage
Matt is literally Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.. “I’ve killed entire generations of rats..”
We all have a part of the rat in us but rarely do you elevate to the status of the rat king
@@JohnDoe-qh5xgin Love, Death and Robots there’s an old farmer who massacred a whole armada of rats and after several battles and lost lives, the farmer and rat king became friends by fighting a common enemy. What I’m trying to say is Matt is the farmers handicapped son.
The fact Matt thinks he can take apart a gun and flush it is insane 😂
The fact that he thinks we have nukes to blow up other nukes is also insane lol. That’s the whole point of a submarine is to stay undetected, and nuclear subs are a thing. They could pop up at any shoreline and attack so fast we wouldn’t be able to retaliate
@AcidAroma We used to have them actually, the Nike-Hercules system was a nuke that shot down other nukes.
@@KinoTechUSA69”use to have them” like how long ago? Some video went viral not that long ago showing every nuke dropped on the planet in the last 80 years… and it’s been thousands, and you wonder where global warming comes from? Lol anyone can drop a nuke on anyone nowadays
I was like what about the slide and the mag lmfao
Also that for a famously pro gun country the amount ofAmerrrricans who call a magazine a clip. Clip is like a charger, grips few rounds, usually for a rifle, it's not same as magazine.
Chicken tendies and honey mussy
true
I've been saying honey mussy way too much lately.
"We'd start shaking hands at the elbows."
I'm alone at home making a burger and cleaning up the counter from the beer I just spit out.
You come for Shane, you stay for Matt.
Bro... thus dude is on another level.
Don't tell Peepop I'm here.
Love the notorious
😅 14:45 Ik
I never knew r/Tendies grew such a lore behind it let alone expect Matt to explain it for me.
Brotha put prime ronnie in thumbnail
That’s alt right pat lol
My n-
yeeeeah buddy
LIGHT WEIGHT!
That's tyronius
Dear mommy,
Morale is still low even though we have retaken the Tendy Plains and Hunny Mussie Valley. Our rations of tendies are almost gone and we have little clean Dewie Goodness left. Tell my waifu I love her.
-Good Boy Army, Tendy Corps, 2nd Nippon Steel Division.
Hahaaa omg I just saw this for the first time on reddit 🤣
I'm about to join that fuckin reddit
Post apocalyptic Pube road cousin market, good start
Mhm good boy is wayyy funnier then ma goodboy😂😂
Matt might be clinically insane lol
Matt knows all about nukes and still calls it nucular
Listening to this as I eat chicken tendies and honey mussy really takes it to another level
matt is like a real life charlie kelly
M’goodboy
Bro said he drowned rats 😂😂 do you know how absurd it is to DROWN RATS 😂😂 holy sh*t
In fucking cherry coke of all things lmao
Living like charlie kelly himself
Mfer really posted one video and it just is the best piece of audio ever created.
I love nuclear technology dude
I like to cover myself in the bathtub in peanut butter, cream cheese, jelly, good spreadable goodness.
I hear them scratching at the door, they are fighting each other just to put their nose to the crack at the bottom.
I can see the steam of the Dawgs noses rising, filling the air.
The doors lock can't take it anymore, it breaks, the Dawgs are loose. Who let the Dawgs out? I did.
Where once there was a litany of spreadable love and sweets, sweat and meats, there is now truth.
And that's u how you feed the dawgs.
hell yeah dude
Devotion to the Dawgs
Beautiful poem
Wtf dude
Those "water towers" are called scrubbers. Just FYI for the boys
We've all dreamed about being lone wanders killing raiders Matt.
Real mad max is Somalia 😅...im here right now
I get the vibe that Somalia is a bit of a PUBG lobby "last man standing" type deal. Is that true or is it not that bad?
@trop3848 guess you have your answer. Poor fella timed out of the server
Thank you for your service DAWG !
This is the best conversation I have ever heard 😅 we be on the same shit just talking about game-plans for the apocalypse and who you would squad up with yall have the best dynamic out right now keep it up I was dying when yall talked about the clans linking up
These need to be animated
No thanks.
They always end up editing the clip to hell and adding their own “twist” and trying to insert their own humor. It’s annoying on clips of Rogan I can’t imagine how bad MSSP would be. Although I agree it would work for this particular video and I would have no problem if it were done right in general, and anything would be better than this thumbnail, it will probably be some clout chaser who has a successful formula that he uses for every video and those videos will reach all of the low iq people on TikTok that have never heard of Matt and Shane and they’ll start flooding all the videos with gay comments
H town stumpin mice is terrible
STUMPIN’
@@BaysideShrimp I don’t believe in punctuation
Saying "Nippon steel blade" rather than katana is so fucking funny
Dude, Matt and Shane are the only dudes as funny as CumTown.
5:08 listening to this currently sititng in my apartment looking at three mile island off in the distance is hilarious. Ive swam innthe swatty and susquehanna mkre times than is probably healthy.
Matt’s faction just won that skirmish 😂 fattened calves 😂
So this Reddit is Matt’s whole personality 😂
Gotta A-town stomp dude 😂😂😂😂
My god seriously wtf is Matt talking about!? Lmao mmm good boy part was serious wtf moment of all time. lol
4chan meme
Why are there so many tubes that have these guys? Where are the real guys lol. I love it
Shane is Cartman.
anyone know the ep where matt talks about being on pangea and sprinting everywhere?
Lol it would be hard to flush a screw down a toilet let around gun parts or the clip.
I know what video Matt was talking about 😂😂
We couldnt stop a plane from crashing into the pentagon…. Or the twin towers…A plane… the size of a plane….😐😑😐
And matt thinks we have “nukes that nuke a nuke”
😐😑😐
Cause that shit was an inside job. Look up the Iron Dome. I'm sure we have better than that too.
They aren't Nukes. More like chain guns hidden in missile intercept systems that are meant to stop the reaction from happening by means I don't truely understand.
They showed it on Future Weapons back in the day
@@eno6712 lol 👍 ok buddy…
Pretty sure banks have security cameras
Barter some cousins is hilarious
Anyone know what episode they talk about Coleman’s double stankys?
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I wouldn't be letting Danny McBride stand anywhere behind me. Nope
I know a mmmgoodboy
You Shelbyville cousins
Matt is a Fckn wild individual
These mfs speak to my soul
Ron Coleman is probably a dawg
He literally has a sub 80 I.Q.
The top comment on these is always just putting respect on the channel by saying something obvious about the image, its gay. I thought the comments would be hilarious, dont thumbs up garbage
I wish they’d man up and put Doug Bell on the show. Don’t be scared, fellas! He outshines every comedian.
10:00
Unfortunately matt is wrong about our anti missile tech.. if russia does a full out launch, there is no way we could stop all of them..
We used to have that though, I believe it was called Nike Hercules.
Thaad could stop a few though
@@solaireastora5394 ehhh... Maybe but it hardly matters if it's all out...
My wife is so mad that I found other people that say “mmmm good boy”