Put up your dukes... We are rewatching all of our episodes on / ja ! Also Amir's speech at Jake's wedding. Some animated shorts. Video podcasts, and more!
You know what's crazy? I just realized that since the day this video came out, i have learned of this name "Erin Brockovich" and can still, occasionally, hear Amir asking me that question. But to this day, I am unaware of who this person is and what they've done in history. I have to assume it has to do with aviation.
"I'm actually locked into litigation right now so i can't speak with too much more detail about whats going on" "Whats going on?" "WERE NINE MONTHS DEEP..." Gold
In retrospect, Jake and Amir is a testament to getting into an argument with an idiot, and getting dragged down to their level and beaten with insanity.
I think J&A is concurrent to the uprise in social media comment section community. I'm pretty sure Amir is somewhat a representation of trolls during that period.
When my roommate and I get into arguments, to deflate the tension we begin quoting Jake and then we re-enact the fight they have. "I think I have to fight you..."
weird how much things you watch in middle school and high school shapes you. whenever someone swishes water the first thing that comes to mind is “that was foul.”
often times Jon Wolf will go on an airplane and just pretend not to speak any English. It's not illegal but it definitely puts the stewardess' and co-fliers in an awkward place when they try to take his order, ask to get up to go the bathroom, etc...
often times Jon Wolf will go on an airplane and just pretend not to speak any English. It's not illegal but it definitely puts the stewardess' and co-fliers in an awkward place when they try to take his order, ask to get up to go the bathroom, etc...
After many episodes of jake and amir I find myself staring at the finished video with my mouth slightly open for a couple of seconds before I snap back to reality. I don't know what it is, but this series is genius. I hate it sometimes, but I love it more of the time, so fucking lol.
2:02 I know its a joke, but flying costs a lot because jets cost a lot and they are replaced like every year(because the aluminum on the jet gets cracks in it after flying it so many times. also there is the fuel price to consider and the insurance.
Britt Aliperti You're an idiot, a jet wouldn't last that many flights. And the regulations wouldn't allow it. www.airspacemag.com/need-to-know/NEED-lifecycles.html IF there are jets from the 70s its because they haven't been used that much. But I doubt they still exist, this article is 5 years old. within that time the jets have taken more flights and the fatigue on them would eventually cause problems.
Britt Aliperti If you don't believe me about the aluminum in the jets getting cracks in it. take a paper clip and bend it back and forth count how many times you can do this before it breaks. this is what engineers call fatigue.
Medhusalem STFU BTW I am an engineering student, but if you must know jets cost a lot, maintenance costs a lot, staff costs a lot, insurance costs a lot. there is a lot more in the price than just the jet, but the replacement of jets frequently is a big cause of price. hopefully your brain won't fall out of the pours in you head.
Medhusalem no the fatigue comes from the pressure of the cabin. and a plane is grounded after a certain amount of flights because of.... God damn you need to pick up a book before arguing, you can write eloquently BUT YOU ARE STILL A MORON
I don't think it's possible to watch one episode of Jake and Amir without following it up with 40 or 50 more over the next few weeks
Weeks? Try hours! If you ain't binging, you ain't watching!
@@Arcelux Hahah, you right! Bad comment? Nah, bad me
@@ImSquiggs Bad you! Aw man, too slow!
Has anyone succeeded in trying? I know I haven't.
40 or 50? Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.
This video has the best fight scene i've seen in my whole life...
+enzo marin 4 months later and nobody has corrected your grammar...until now. Whole*
+CreeperDroppings right? haha thanks
+CreeperDroppings not grammar mate, spelling. :)
It was very foul.
Im high asf right now you guys
"Don't turn this into some noble cause, you're incapable of having an idea that big". To this day that's one of my favorite quotes from Jake
It's so good. I've overused it so many times I've abused it.
"Have you seen Erin Brockovich?"
"You're a small time crook."
Still makes me crack up.
🤨🤚 *have you seen Erin Brockovich?!*
You know what's crazy? I just realized that since the day this video came out, i have learned of this name "Erin Brockovich" and can still, occasionally, hear Amir asking me that question. But to this day, I am unaware of who this person is and what they've done in history. I have to assume it has to do with aviation.
Erin brockavitch had a movie made about her but I never watched it. She defeated a corporation who were doing something bad.
@blue bird @blue bird haven't you heard? She brought a small town to its feet and a cooperation to its knees!
"I'm actually locked into litigation right now so i can't speak with too much more detail about whats going on"
"Whats going on?"
"WERE NINE MONTHS DEEP..."
Gold
In retrospect, Jake and Amir is a testament to getting into an argument with an idiot, and getting dragged down to their level and beaten with insanity.
And then after a while you realize you NEED to judge people and get involved.
I think J&A is concurrent to the uprise in social media comment section community. I'm pretty sure Amir is somewhat a representation of trolls during that period.
It's "beaten with experience" but hey, beaten with insanity sounds like an Amirism so maybe that's what you were going for
@@Winteramen hes like if an internet troll acted like that in the real world
A wise man told me don’t argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can’t tell who is who
I love the sound of Amir getting punched in the face repeatedly.
Thanks
+CantFightTheSystem DF show your picture thought it was a hockey channel disappointed
Spezzy 19 I'm a HUGE Coyotes fan and Hockey fan... If that means anything. lol
CantFightTheSystem DF you like coyotes interesting how do you think Domi will do
He's looked amazing. Already got 4 points in these three games and Duclair has a hat trick already. And Smith has been outstanding.
Why rob airlines when you can change your name to Rob Airlines??
Please, call me Rob, Mister Airlines was my father.
Woah, Step dad that was my father's name, you can call me Chris or C-snap, because I love to snap.
Did someone order an extra largee cheese pizzaaaaaa
Holy shit Hugh jackman is in the fucking comments section
Huge like jackman I wanna step back man
Jake looking at his hands like he just found out he's Spiderman is such a subtle genius moment.
When my roommate and I get into arguments, to deflate the tension we begin quoting Jake and then we re-enact the fight they have.
"I think I have to fight you..."
How is that sad? It's a funny video that we both enjoy.
+blanktester Ass
+Radushi Z Its only cute if they do butt stuff to each other afterwards.
J4Seriously
And during of course.
blanktester friendship goals
You know why Amir can't find his dad? Because he moved not one, not twelve, but a dozen times!
He frickin moved
Don't tell me. It's a baker's dozen.
I wonder how he's able to move so much considering how tiny and spindly his little legs are
"Stand up, i think i need to fight you" has to be one of ny favorite lines in the whole series. The line itself, the delivery, mmmmmwah. Perfecto
I feel like Amir busted out laughing when Jake said "swallow it" cause the next scene there's water on his shirt and his face is very red 😂
weird how much things you watch in middle school and high school shapes you. whenever someone swishes water the first thing that comes to mind is “that was foul.”
That fight scene was the funniest thing i have EVER seen!
"pro bueno" is really good for a throwaway
I say “Put up your dukes, I guess.” all the time
has anyone put up their dukes yet?
Put up your dukes I guess
2:20 this will never get old.
Just binge watched all their episodes, HOW have I only just found these guys?! Hilar!
***** damn it!
you just got JandA Blue Balls bud
you binge watched 500 episodes? ive been going through the playlists over a week and still havent finished.
gloop32 nooooo, haven't got through all of them yet :-P
and to think they're ending it now!
Love how disappointed Jake gets when he realizes his fists weren't strong enough to actually fuck up Amir's voice haha
Lol "I think I need to fight you". That was the best ending I've ever seen.
I'm scared of the dark😂😁 so when I'm hungry at 3 in the morning I put on this watch it while I'm in the kitchen and completely get rid of all my fears
+tom jenson You could just turn on a light...
+Dakan Misty Jake and Amir is a light, the one bright spot in my otherwise dismal life.
+itsRYNOstyle preach
How old are you? You shouldn't sound so proud of the fact you're scared of the dark.
TheSatan222 nyctophobia's a real thing that a lot of adults have. and nyctophobia's a logical fear.
Someone needs to make a street fighter styled flash game based on these schmucks
I cannot believe you called J&A shmucks.....
He's not wrong. Their characters are truly schmucks.
Jake just use your action surge
I think he did thats why he was able to punch him 4 times in a row
I would have loved to be in the room when that writer had the eureka moment, `Erin Chokeabitch'
"Stand up, I think I need to fight you." - Some people just make you get to that point. Too funny.
How did Amir's bones not immediately shatter when Jake punched him? He's so frail!
"You're incapable of having an idea that big."
I love Amir’s sounds as he’s being hit
I havn't watched Jake and Amir in while, and this was super reaffirming, over-joyously happy experience.
Completely forgot about these. Haven't seen one in years. Still great!
Jake ignores the multiple times Amir literally confesses a murder but beats him up when he catches him stealing 100 dollar vouchers from airlines
i loooove mini golf *putt
"Stand up, I think I need to fight you", I died...
"With all do respect that pilot touched me" No one can't not laugh at that.
An airline scam for this hunk of glamorous ham makes the ladies go... "Let's slam"
Has anyone like animated some of amir's stories his private life is so insane 😂😂
"My lawer just got up and left the courtroom mid testimony" XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Such an amazing writting, forever a fan since the early 2000's
500 years from now, this will be a course material for a classics curriculum
i feel like jake and amir series wasn't appreciated enough (pardon the 2 million views but its an 8 year old vid)
@@phylazen5649 fully agree
I like the repeated punches
I’m so glad this showed up on my recommended, can’t believe it’s been 7 years. Honestly miss these guys lmao back when College humor was still good
One of the best episodes in a long time.
One of the best episodes ever.
I love how Amir's neck always gets abused
"I think I need to fight you" - lol
This is one of my favorite episodes
I think Jake lost it this time. Haha! Great video!!!
Ah jeez. I feel like these guys are me split into two.
this is the funniest jake and amir ive ever seen
***** You haven't seen a lot of jake and amir's then.
I'm binging on these old Jake and Amir episodes
Was looking for airline scams, had to youtube that shit!
Love the Podcast ;)
I smell Jon Wolf
+Astronautical Films So subtle.
often times Jon Wolf will go on an airplane and just pretend not to speak any English. It's not illegal but it definitely puts the stewardess' and co-fliers in an awkward place when they try to take his order, ask to get up to go the bathroom, etc...
often times Jon Wolf will go on an airplane and just pretend not to speak any English. It's not illegal but it definitely puts the stewardess' and co-fliers in an awkward place when they try to take his order, ask to get up to go the bathroom, etc...
MoldyTaco Completely legal.....
Kevin Nguyen super subtle
Has the Twinnovation Nation caught wind of this? It's easily a C-c-C-catch of the day!
_Rrrrriiiiiiiiiiise up!_
WHEEEEREE MY CUUUUBS AAAT?!
These videos are getting better
The fighting scene at the end was hilarious, hahaha.
2:49 Discombobulate.
I want a girlfriend that will sit around and do nothing and watch Jake and Amir with me all day.
OrganizedMadnes she would probably be fat lol
Steven Rogers what
@@StevenRogers268 I do that, but I don't think I'm fat... Of course, not all of us are Captain America lol
This is literally the best college humor video I've ever watched!
Lost it at 'I think I need to fight you' omgggggggggggggg hahahhaahah
Miscellaneous hotwashed pupurri
This has never been more relevant
First Jake and Amir I watched and since then I've been a big fan
After many episodes of jake and amir I find myself staring at the finished video with my mouth slightly open for a couple of seconds before I snap back to reality.
I don't know what it is, but this series is genius.
I hate it sometimes, but I love it more of the time, so fucking lol.
They fight better then most people on the internet....
2:50 lol
Jake always looks like he's restraining himself from laughing.
That was the most epic fight scene I have ever seen!
Please why god did Jake and amir end
HENRY
This was great!
BEST EPISODE YET
#fightscenegoals
This section has 666 comments the last Jake and Amir I watched had 555. Coincidence? I think not.
its a message from illuminati
Coincidence? I think
NYARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Half Life 3 confirmed!!!
2:21 “Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy.”
Even in 2019 it's still gold gold
#dope
I can't stop watching this video
This is one of my favourites
C,C,C,CASH
666th comment!
:3 It shows how many comments there are below the video.
no one cares
***** :3
go to hell
Blaine Allan Brazil, go to hill
Thanks mate, i totally didn't hear that exact joke 20 seconds ago, i totally missed it!
Lmfaoooooo this left me in tears he finally hit hi after all these years :''))
2:02 I know its a joke, but flying costs a lot because jets cost a lot and they are replaced like every year(because the aluminum on the jet gets cracks in it after flying it so many times. also there is the fuel price to consider and the insurance.
jets replaced every year? dude you're flying in the same plane that made its debut in the 70s.
Britt Aliperti You're an idiot, a jet wouldn't last that many flights. And the regulations wouldn't allow it.
www.airspacemag.com/need-to-know/NEED-lifecycles.html IF there are jets from the 70s its because they haven't been used that much. But I doubt they still exist, this article is 5 years old. within that time the jets have taken more flights and the fatigue on them would eventually cause problems.
Britt Aliperti If you don't believe me about the aluminum in the jets getting cracks in it. take a paper clip and bend it back and forth count how many times you can do this before it breaks. this is what engineers call fatigue.
Medhusalem STFU BTW I am an engineering student, but if you must know jets cost a lot, maintenance costs a lot, staff costs a lot, insurance costs a lot. there is a lot more in the price than just the jet, but the replacement of jets frequently is a big cause of price.
hopefully your brain won't fall out of the pours in you head.
Medhusalem no the fatigue comes from the pressure of the cabin. and a plane is grounded after a certain amount of flights because of....
God damn you need to pick up a book before arguing, you can write eloquently BUT YOU ARE STILL A MORON
911th comment
Too soon.
Yes it can.
Bad joke
Wiz A. Bad you
Wrong the government did that comment. See what I did there?
#dope!!! Love your podcast Jake and Amir
"Well I'm Erin Chokeabitch"
Best comeback ever
Who else came here to get the ca-caaaaash reference in comment section on Adam Ruins Everything 🙄😂
Erin Choke-a-bitch still kills me every time. Back when J&A weren't terrified of using the "forbidden" words.
Are you dead ass unironically serious right now
lol this was awesome.
2:58 Jake: "This...this power. What is this hidden source of power within me??"
Sir, with all due respect, that pilot touched ME *cross fingers* lol
That "fight" scene, hahah!
The ultimate battle we’ve all been waiting for
The fight scene is so cheesily hilarious. LOL
Jake and Amir are EVERYTHING!! Lmao
The noise Amir makes three times in a row when Jake punches him is the ENTIRE video. Lmaoooo
The squeeze toy sound Amir makes when punched. Needs to be a ringtone.
Suddenly remembered these and lmaoooo 😹😹😹
_gargles water_
"Swallow it."
_shirt is casually wet in the next scene_