Bill Burr - Bill Ruins Nia's Night

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • @BillBurr
    www.billburr.com

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  • @YcnZgh
    @YcnZgh 9 років тому +529

    3:30 and "you just go LADIIIIIIIES" killed me lmao

    • @bobfurman2739
      @bobfurman2739 5 років тому +1

      Jerry Lewis did it first!!!

    • @Montoya1991
      @Montoya1991 5 років тому +7

      @@bobfurman2739 who cares

  • @htxflow
    @htxflow 9 років тому +146

    She said "there were a group of women...and you go "LADDIIIEESSSSSS!"
    "The sign said 'smiles are free' and you just went, 'GET A JOB YOU FUCKIN BUM!'"
    LMFAOOOOO!

  • @edwardsmith618
    @edwardsmith618 9 років тому +1007

    What's up with all the Nia hate in the comments? This sounds like a borderline playful argument between two people who get along well. Not to mention this is his wife so you people clearly have no respect.

    • @htxflow
      @htxflow 9 років тому +47

      Thank you!

    • @SkateSka
      @SkateSka 9 років тому +30

      True, also they both had points. I'm on Bill's side cause she overcooked him a little bit and second - I'm a guy, so of course I'm biased. All is cool, no reason to hate.

    • @SamZig
      @SamZig 9 років тому +73

      Most of those comments are left by losers who never got laid in their life, grew up resenting women because of that and apparently appointed Bill as their king thinking he is a pathetic women hater like them not realizing that he loves women, loves his wife and only call bullshit on bitches who ask for it. That's why I love him. And him and Nia seem great together.

    • @Galuche1L1U
      @Galuche1L1U 9 років тому +40

      These Burr's video have terrible comments on them. Hey, I love his bits about women and calling their bullshit, but some guys need to calm down with the hate and red pill buzzword.

    • @Hipcubbiesfan80
      @Hipcubbiesfan80  9 років тому +53

      Agreed, some people can't differentiate context and don't know the difference between a real argument and playful banter. It's comedy people, take it down a notch.

  • @MrPrestige350
    @MrPrestige350 10 років тому +22

    Smiles are free. "Get a joooooob you fuckin BUM!!"

  • @daveystod
    @daveystod 8 років тому +34

    I love their dynamic. It's clear they love each other very much and listening to them makes me smile.

    • @lauraannfrancis
      @lauraannfrancis 8 років тому +1

      +Davey Stoddard same. You can tell there's a playful respect there.

  • @phillykid4281
    @phillykid4281 9 років тому +85

    Nia is the shit because they can have convos like this and even though they have different views or opinions they can actually get frustration and anger out without it getting personal or each other getting their feelings hurt.
    gotta find a girl with the personality of Nia

  • @htxflow
    @htxflow 9 років тому +131

    The fuck? Bill loves arguing with Nia. It's one of the reasons he's in love with her

    • @htxflow
      @htxflow 9 років тому +24

      Some people love having someone to vent and debate with. It works out for them.

    • @ledzeppelin27
      @ledzeppelin27 7 років тому +2

      Bill needs a tough broad to put him in his place. lol

  • @MrAkurvaeletbe
    @MrAkurvaeletbe 7 років тому +258

    I cant find one hateful comment toward nia, all i see are people complaining about people complaining about nia....wtf

    • @CitizenCain1
      @CitizenCain1 6 років тому +34

      I'm pretty sure all of those comments have been disliked into oblivion.

    • @teebonesteak8015
      @teebonesteak8015 5 років тому +21

      They were here. Some real horrendous shit.

    • @guitarsANDcars39
      @guitarsANDcars39 5 років тому +7

      You ain't looking hard enough.

    • @garliconionshallot
      @garliconionshallot 5 років тому +12

      @@borizzle1 No they definetely do exist, itd just that the pro-Nia audience has won over this comment section. Lmao just go to another nia segment and youll find losers finding shit to complain about in the comments. sometimes the two sides argue too funny as shit

    • @chimpman5584
      @chimpman5584 5 років тому +5

      @@garliconionshallot yup. Can confirm. I was here when this was first uploaded and couldn't believe the shit people were saying about her.

  • @4Legacy
    @4Legacy 8 років тому +25

    All his "fights" with his wife start off with "I didn't go in intending to be an asshole."

  • @obsidianos
    @obsidianos 10 років тому +31

    Bill handled the situation like a boss! He didn't make a fool out of himself a lot, in this whole ordeal AND managed to irritate his wife enough to let him off the hook on similar future endeavors... thats a job well done!

  • @merc9nine
    @merc9nine 7 років тому +65

    I love Nia. They are so funny together

  • @stevenfunderburk8909
    @stevenfunderburk8909 5 років тому +11

    "Because I love you"
    Men show love through sacrifice my friend

  • @StabilAmboss
    @StabilAmboss 10 років тому +10

    "You want some fucking attention! Here I fucking go!" :D 3:46

  • @cheapandchic89
    @cheapandchic89 8 років тому +20

    LMAO that's a hilarious argument. Whoever thinks this is a big deal between them has never been in a relationship.

  • @tommynoble9075
    @tommynoble9075 6 років тому +3

    I love this couple

  • @rugbyrocks123321
    @rugbyrocks123321 10 років тому +10

    I heard him talking about this topic without Nia and he was so proud that he behaved himself at the Lady Gaga concert, and she just rags on him!

  • @mysticmonk1000
    @mysticmonk1000 6 років тому +7

    It's really a debate rather than an arguement

  • @davidaloysuis
    @davidaloysuis 10 років тому +6

    Such a great conversation... Two people who are very different, but can agree to disagree...even if it takes them awhile to reach that...Excellent... This is how real relationships work...and how they should work... No insults...

  • @cazmataz6579
    @cazmataz6579 5 років тому +1

    This is the funniest argument I have ever heard!😂😂😂

  • @TheSamuraiApocalypse
    @TheSamuraiApocalypse 8 років тому +33

    XD he just takes the things he says on this podcast wherever he goes "LAY-DEES" I cracked up, its like he says it here as a joke, but when he's plastered drunk he'll do it for no reason wherever he goes and gets a kick out of it.

  • @dougfa3515
    @dougfa3515 9 років тому +17

    Nia's awesome... and Bill's hilarious...

  • @adamrounds1670
    @adamrounds1670 5 років тому +1

    You know these 2 were made for each other lmao hilarious!!

  • @CharlieSheensTigerBlood
    @CharlieSheensTigerBlood 5 років тому +1

    8:50 "I was lettin you enjoy that...that thing there..."
    Bill totally went Peter Griffin for a sec lol

  • @Sykamori
    @Sykamori 6 років тому

    They work so well together because they own up to their mistakes

  • @nathangambriel5081
    @nathangambriel5081 7 років тому

    Bill and Nia are great because you can tell that they genuinely love each other and there's nooooo bullshit whatsoever.

  • @ronswanson4422
    @ronswanson4422 5 років тому +1

    You can tell these two love eachother to death

  • @ManUntdForever
    @ManUntdForever 11 років тому

    They are so funny together. Great couple.

  • @willrandle4890
    @willrandle4890 10 років тому

    Bill muttering "Oh Jesus Christ" behind her ranting is hilarious

  • @9erMatthew
    @9erMatthew 7 років тому

    "You want some fuckin attention? HERE I FUCKIN' GOOOOOO!!!!!"

  • @ohmyglobohmyglob
    @ohmyglobohmyglob 5 років тому

    I can only imagine being dragged into that show and an hour into it clearly hear Bill's voice yelling "Jesus Fucking Christ!" somewhere in the distance.

  • @southside-hornbaby5325
    @southside-hornbaby5325 5 років тому +3

    He is savage for throwing in her face that her friends bailed on her lmao 😂

  • @PiazzaGurl
    @PiazzaGurl 7 років тому +2

    "In my Hart of Harts" lol. So Boston.

  • @1ceYourPimpHand
    @1ceYourPimpHand 8 років тому +2

    Fucking hell, they both just try and talk over each other.

  • @nickfeminella6658
    @nickfeminella6658 9 років тому +17

    LADIESSSSSS!!

  • @mikasasukasa4479
    @mikasasukasa4479 5 років тому

    they're fucking perfect together lol

  • @edwarlkd814
    @edwarlkd814 5 років тому +5

    lmao what a beautiful song bill sang 3:48

  • @eliasgaleas9503
    @eliasgaleas9503 5 років тому

    Not gonna lie. This is a real relationship. Beauti fucking ful.

  • @tbabs6889
    @tbabs6889 6 років тому +4

    "I was like Dwight Howard with the Lakers"

  • @sashachornyi2611
    @sashachornyi2611 5 років тому +1

    5:54 Best Impression of the podcast, dont thank me.

  • @Modenut
    @Modenut 7 років тому

    Excellent argument.

  • @theatrelac
    @theatrelac 5 років тому

    "It is my podcast, so it is my fucking rules"

  • @Arun-nv8zi
    @Arun-nv8zi 7 років тому +1

    8 beers before a Lady Ga Ga concert, Bill's clearly self-medicating, and who can blame him.

  • @christophersparks6641
    @christophersparks6641 6 років тому

    I listen to every episode of his podcast solely in the hopes that he says “LAY DEEZ”😂

  • @sightlesseye2953
    @sightlesseye2953 5 років тому

    Bill sends the longest texts his wife has ever seen.

  • @bobluitaotsu8722
    @bobluitaotsu8722 9 років тому +3

    i love how hes more upset about the bloke biting other peoples material than him actually being a bum haha

  • @fullmetalastro
    @fullmetalastro 10 років тому +3

    I WANT A NIA

  • @scottsnbatalk3447
    @scottsnbatalk3447 6 років тому

    Nia's impression of Bill is awesome

  • @kicknadeadcat
    @kicknadeadcat 6 років тому +1

    Although he’s a comedian and is extremely funny, his Personna is really just him. He’s Bill Burr in a comedy sketch he’s Bill Burr when he’s in a restaurant he’s Bill Burr when he’s taking a shit he’s bill burr all the time. He’s a drinker a loudmouth opinionated but at the same time he must be fucking hysterical to hang out with. But it takes a very special woman that could take all that and disregard all his bullshit and just see that he’s a great guy underneath all that. He doesn’t need a woman that wants to change him but one that will direct him because the dudes always in left field and sometimes you just got to go and take your at bat. If she can get them to the plate it’ll be another hit and win for team Burr. Hope they stay together forever.

  • @TheAbercrombieMusic
    @TheAbercrombieMusic 11 років тому

    lmao "I need you to hear meeee!!!"
    I fucking love Bill.

  • @D4n1t0o
    @D4n1t0o 5 років тому +3

    Bill just totally ignoring the tremendous mental health issues homeless people suffer... Including white people, vets, etc.

  • @tammiebrown4968
    @tammiebrown4968 8 років тому +1

    More importantly, Zippppppp....Recruiter is gaining some great advertising from Bill. Fucking hilarious. I laugh every time I hear this advertising. Hahahhahahah

  • @zakkhack1327
    @zakkhack1327 11 років тому

    That's the best Bill Burr impression I ever heard, not that I've heard many but "Jesus Fuckin Christ!"

  • @Rozzebella
    @Rozzebella 7 років тому

    These people are hilarious

  • @pikkon899
    @pikkon899 6 років тому

    @9:48 - I agree with Bill on that one because Boy George did it before Lady Gaga in the 80's. "Ripping off Madonna" my wife keeps saying but she still listens to her music anyway xD

  • @frenchiesfrankieandhenry
    @frenchiesfrankieandhenry 7 років тому +1

    she is so spoiled. lol

  • @legaldinho
    @legaldinho 11 років тому

    Hilarious, love billiam burr

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 10 років тому +1

    Was Bill imitating Arnold when he said "Underground"? lol

  • @hawksfan95
    @hawksfan95 10 років тому

    "I need you to HEAR ME!"

  • @bryanhenderson8155
    @bryanhenderson8155 7 років тому

    "I need you to HEEEEAAAR MEEEEE"

  • @maltesefalcon4221
    @maltesefalcon4221 9 років тому +1

    I'd have to be drunk as fuck to watch lady gaga too

  • @TahaNasser
    @TahaNasser 11 років тому

    LOL well played sir.

  • @t.abellard6280
    @t.abellard6280 6 років тому

    3:32 "LAAYYYYDEEEEESS!!"

  • @user-dv4rh2my1x
    @user-dv4rh2my1x 5 років тому

    Nia just in for the fame.

  • @TheRealCoozi
    @TheRealCoozi 5 років тому

    Ok she was telling the story about bill screaming at the bum and before she even explained what he said in my head i said "Bill probably said get a job you fucking bum" and thats what he actually said i was so amazed i predicted it

  • @eliasortiz866
    @eliasortiz866 6 років тому +1

    It's a bills world

  • @danielcaetta1961
    @danielcaetta1961 5 років тому

    This shows great😂😂.. Sounds just like my Marriage, No matter how hard i try or atleast wanna try its never enough lmao.. Just ask my wife.😂😂😂

  • @mynewcolour
    @mynewcolour 7 років тому

    Jesus fucking christ this is hilarious.

  • @patrick3020
    @patrick3020 7 років тому +1

    My relationship is kind of like this :). Not as funny, but I do really enjoy arguing with my fiancee. Wow I am actually normal.

  • @johnnyzuidema3795
    @johnnyzuidema3795 6 років тому

    Dwight Howard with the Lakers😂

  • @AndrinaMarie1442
    @AndrinaMarie1442 4 роки тому

    “I was a bad fit for that team. I was like Dwight Howard on the Lakers.”

  • @Dmdm_dm
    @Dmdm_dm 11 років тому +1

    Holy fuck Bill's gf is black? I love him even more now

  • @4Legacy
    @4Legacy 7 років тому

    I wonder if we'll ever see Nia's podcast happen

  • @joaoextrela
    @joaoextrela 6 років тому

    03:46 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @frarfarf
    @frarfarf 11 років тому

    imagine you were outside the venue about to go in to a show and a there was a bunch of girls dressed all slutty and a really drunk Bill walked past a went "LLLAAAIDES".. I think I would die from laughter

  • @albinotatertot
    @albinotatertot 10 років тому

    Lol drunk from eight beers what a light weight Bill.

  • @DreamyJives
    @DreamyJives 8 років тому

    LAYDEEZ!!!!

  • @15aac
    @15aac 8 років тому

    Whatever happened to the Bitch Please podcast theeeeeere?

  • @devindelgrego4500
    @devindelgrego4500 8 років тому

    I would fucking love to go to a Lady Gaga concert with Bill, it would be great. We both would be saying "Jesus fucking Christ" Why else bring Bill to that concert?

  • @Dustin4d
    @Dustin4d 9 років тому +1

    Wow. I don't know much about who Nia is, but she sounds pretty cool.

  • @MissyGirl5150
    @MissyGirl5150 7 років тому

    Nia is the best! They love the shit out of eachother

  • @joesoap81
    @joesoap81 11 років тому

    Going to a Lady Gaga concert with Bill Burr would be a fucking amazing experience to listen to him rant and shout abuse at the stage.

  • @MrMaxenen11
    @MrMaxenen11 6 років тому

    Saying that white males can't be homeless is not ''reverse racism'' it is racism.

  • @pf782
    @pf782 8 років тому +5

    gay spinal tap

  • @nathanrock8107
    @nathanrock8107 6 років тому

    That was the first time I ever liked Nia on the podcast I thought I was going to despise this one, prob heard her 15-20 times so far and can't stand her but on this one she sounded like a great girlfriend(must have been the expensive tickets that put her in mild mode/Bill would have NEVER gone to that gay stuff).

  • @WhatTH3fuckkkkkkkk
    @WhatTH3fuckkkkkkkk 5 років тому +1

    'Get a job you fucking bum' hahhahahaha

  • @mattmanbrownbro
    @mattmanbrownbro 8 років тому +1095

    Her impersonations of him are spot on though.

    • @lemuelseale1640
      @lemuelseale1640 8 років тому +83

      They even laugh alike

    • @mrdeadsea7775
      @mrdeadsea7775 6 років тому +7

      Good couple, so many dipshits out there who don't know where they belong.

    • @FrankLoon
      @FrankLoon 6 років тому +9

      They perfect for each other! XD LAYYYY-DEEEEEEEEES!

    • @juliehickra609
      @juliehickra609 6 років тому +2

      Matthew Brown omg ues

    • @igdedzillaigdedzilla3324
      @igdedzillaigdedzilla3324 6 років тому +2

      I overestimated this comment but JEEESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

  • @davetay
    @davetay 8 років тому +597

    Laaaaydeeees!

  • @alfonshomac
    @alfonshomac 9 років тому +346

    lmao at Nia's "JEEZES FAKN CHRIST" Bill Burr impression

    • @JacobDFerguson
      @JacobDFerguson 5 років тому

      So good XD

    • @michaelludwig120
      @michaelludwig120 5 років тому

      Bill: I only said it three times
      Nia: You only said it once
      Hahahahaa 😆🤣

  • @killahkoreah
    @killahkoreah 9 років тому +594

    Nia is the only person that can bust his balls!! Love them!!

    • @ChanneISurfing
      @ChanneISurfing 8 років тому

      +killahkoreah Listen to "Opie and Anthony - Bill's Grandma" Norton is an animal.

    • @TsarOfRuss
      @TsarOfRuss 7 років тому +5

      They've been together since 2009

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 5 років тому +2

      @@polonaflorijancic she is though hardly anyone can stand toe to Bill's humor and nihilistic sarcasm

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 5 років тому +2

      You mean you love Bill and Nia or Bills balls?

    • @MertSu66
      @MertSu66 5 років тому +1

      u love his balls?

  • @horsemania2667
    @horsemania2667 8 років тому +224

    "I went because I love you", Bill, you've won the argument right there. Enough said. 😁

  • @davepratt9132
    @davepratt9132 8 років тому +429

    This is the kind of relationship I want.

    • @serra2222
      @serra2222 5 років тому +3

      I don't, she doesn't want to be wrong even if she is, she is just busting his balls for no good reason

    • @simpleton836
      @simpleton836 5 років тому +22

      The Hermit yeah well isn’t that like all women? 😂

    • @jeffdunham7246
      @jeffdunham7246 5 років тому +3

      The Hermit sounds like want to date a guy

    • @TheKaradox
      @TheKaradox 5 років тому

      P

  • @tammiebrown4968
    @tammiebrown4968 8 років тому +208

    Nia should join in more of Bill's podcasts. They're hilarious.

  • @heatbucspies55
    @heatbucspies55 10 років тому +659

    I think people are being ridiculous to Nia.
    First if all, if you really loved Bill burr, you wouldn't disrespect his wife like that.
    Second, Nia is giving him crap. She even says he still had a good time.
    It's funny how when Bill talks crap about a woman everyone everyone loves it, but when Nia gives him crap everyone's all mad

    • @treybomber2802
      @treybomber2802 10 років тому +18

      Your logic is not sound sir.
      Just because you love/like a person you are not under any obligation to love the people they are associated with that's just nonsense.

    • @Boobr
      @Boobr 10 років тому +73

      Trey Skalnek You don't need to love her, but people are talking mad shit about her, the least you can do is tone it down a notch.

    • @treybomber2802
      @treybomber2802 10 років тому +6

      Boobr i personally have not attacked her. I was simply disagreeing with the op.

    • @Boobr
      @Boobr 10 років тому +24

      Trey Skalnek I never said you did, and neither did James Brown . It's about some of the people commenting here.

    • @heatbucspies55
      @heatbucspies55 10 років тому +36

      Trey Skalnek
      Do you have to love them? No.
      Should you show respect to them? Certainly.
      See the difference?
      And if you don't even think you should show respect to the loved ones of someone you love, then you are wrong.
      When I had a serious girlfriend, if my friends weren't at least respectful to her, I took it personally.
      Idk if you're married or anything, but surely you've experienced this, even if through a friend

  • @pj8756
    @pj8756 8 років тому +275

    Awww... he loves her. He really loves her. God... Bill Burr loves Nia... don't know her last name but god... I'm so happy for them.

    • @zora99ny
      @zora99ny 8 років тому +22

      +Jennifer Alguedowan I think it's Nia Hill. Or I guess it's Nia Burr now since they're married.

    • @pj8756
      @pj8756 8 років тому +3

      It's 2016. Come at me with something different will ya?

    • @hieuto5183
      @hieuto5183 8 років тому +22

      but it's a classic :(

    • @geeblord8503
      @geeblord8503 6 років тому

      Fuck off "Don Juan"

    • @thomassidoti5496
      @thomassidoti5496 5 років тому +1

      Her last name is Burr

  • @ChollieD
    @ChollieD 10 років тому +50

    5:54 I like Nia's impression Bill. Pretty much nails him.

  • @joanaggas3079
    @joanaggas3079 8 років тому +48

    As a racist.. Nia makes me ashamed for being racist..... Im rethinking my beliefs. She is fucking awesome.

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 8 років тому +39

      Whatever works.

    • @danielbush
      @danielbush 8 років тому +9

      lmfao this thread is so under appreciated

    • @vlopez078
      @vlopez078 7 років тому +10

      I give you props just for admitting you're racist lol. So many people on UA-cam say the most racist things and then try to say they aren't racist right after

    • @grumpy8133
      @grumpy8133 7 років тому +1

      Joan Aggas There are some things that you should keep to yourself, that is one of them.

    • @Kitties_are_pretty
      @Kitties_are_pretty 7 років тому

      I bet that guy loves Francisco Franco.

  • @HPSFRoadrunner
    @HPSFRoadrunner 8 років тому +91

    I love Nia. She is perfect for Bill, and probably quite good for him. She's kind-of a female version of him, and she puts up with his shit, and gives it right back to him. One thing I'd like to ask her though; doesn't Bill get points for TRYING?

    • @rmoim99
      @rmoim99 6 років тому +2

      HPSFRoadrunner Nah, her idea is that he’s not going for her he’s going for him so she’ll get off his back. So there is no points for trying for Nia.

    • @TearTheRoof0ff
      @TearTheRoof0ff 5 років тому +4

      @@rmoim99 Classic 'damned if you do, damned if you don't.'

  • @bolch88bb8
    @bolch88bb8 9 років тому +109

    I love how Nia gives him hell....great couple :) hope they can make it last

  • @Cenyon
    @Cenyon 10 років тому +63

    Nia is awesome, and so is Bill.

  • @TheJumperYT
    @TheJumperYT 5 років тому +15

    Took me almost 10 minutes to realize bill went to a lady gaga concert