I'm a feminist and I love Bill Burr. It's nice to have a different perspective. I don't always agree with some of his stances, but I still find the humor behind his reasonings. A lot of feminists are for equality between both women and men. That means listening and understanding the issues men face as well and acknowledging that those issues need to be highlighted upon and figure out a way to fix them, just as the issues women face. At the end of the day, feminism goes both ways. Or it should. I think most women think that it's important to listen to both male and female issues, but we're overshadowed by feminists who are "SJW" and it sucks. It prevents anything from ever happening and just causes both sexes to be at war with one another. It's bullshit. But yeah, Bill's awesome!
For sure Burr seems like a good dude. You can tell by the level of caution he took it with that he's no creep. Not to get to white knight levels but its good to see a man that can spit some game while not being a douche.
Dave Thomas White knight is kind of an insult directed at guys who will never admit a woman has done anything wrong and always jumps to their defense. Also, I agree, I hope when I'm Bill's age I have his chilled nature.
It all comes down to being respectful. You can still joke, be goofy, even a little conceited, but if you're disrespectful to others, that tends to be a deal breaker.
"Cause I wanna kiss you" First rule of closing... If you got interest, give them a real personal compliment, real sexy but not too over the top and you'll real them in quick. Billy's a closer.
Bill had game, but gotta give some credit to Nia with "It's another red light" that was cute and sexy. Instead of making the guy be mister game 24/7 it's nice to see a woman who can steer the flirting herself
Dick Areal You do realize that the majority of US tourism goes to cities where whites are the minority, right? No one goes to the backwoods of America, in fear that they DO bump into only white people. New York and California. Two of the most mixed communities in the entire world. Trust me, they don't come to America for the white people. At one point, white people decided to bet everything on China being directly east of Europe, leading to the discovery of America. That's right. White people wanted to get to Asia so bad that they decided risk their lives going across a vast, mysterious, uncharted ocean. See? I can twist facts around as well. Quit being so egotistical and buying into what your corporate masters sell to you.
Misha Jones This kid is so delusional, right? Dick Areal + Country "built" by "white" people? What a joke. Don't compare America to Europe. It's not a comparison. Europeans don't want to associate with Americans. The entire world is aware that America is a corrupt nation that focuses the majority of its funding towards bullying the rest of the world. Like a pathetic high school bully that's insecure about his penis size. America was built off the blood, sweat and tears of anyone that isn't "white." Slave labor from the Africans brought to the US carried the economy until 1865 (when the Civil War ended). And this isn't even counting the next 148 years of more slave labor (see Mississippi, 2013). America was never built by "white" people. It was built by lazy IRISH slave owners that WANTED TO BE FREE. If that's "white" people, I'm not impressed. America wasn't even discovered by white people. There's plenty of traces of Nordic artifacts, Chinese settlements and Arabic texts. How about the railroad system that allowed American cities to prosper? Built by the Chinese. And how about the current debt that America owes to various countries? The majority of it goes to China. And multi-billion dollar businesses that everyone needs? The majority of those companies were built off cheap foreign labor. And these are the corrupt practices you look up to. Oh, and we're not seeing white (American) people in droves to non-white (non-American) countries? Have you even looked at Hollywood recently? You understand that "white" (American) actors are all going to China to make movie deals, right? That the Chinese are shaping the American entertainment business? That the majority of clothing are made out of the US? Even the majority of "organic" foods even come from China. Welcome to fuckin' China. Get used to it.
B.B "are we at least going to split a cab?' Mia "why? Why are we going to split a cab?" B.B. "Because i want to kiss you>" BAMM B.B. Genius of Love! Love it!!
***** And I see that you're floating your own boat of an empty life (insulting the physical appearances of women like the shallow, immature man that you are) just like a semi-submerged turd in your own shitty toilet of a world. Get out of here, you miserable, sexist loser.
God damn I love this guy lol.. he is so proud of that.. but the thing is that every guy has that one night when they couldn't be beat.. and we harp over it for the rest of our lives haha.. how funny is it to listen to nia in the background cringing lok.. love it Billy banderas
Wait... THAT'S what Nia looks like?!? Way to go Billy! She's hot! A little gargoyle like him landed someone like her and she isn't even interested in money. The world's a funny ol' place ain't it?
Good thing you posted this - I heard they were on the rocks , but then one of them were scrolling through comments and saw this and realized you were right. Check Nia's snapchat - its all on there.
@@MarcoMartinez-fe6km .. bro.. no, hahaha. I am not serious. I was being a dickhead and acting as if the original comment would hold sooo much weight to their personal relationship - so I crafted a made-up story to validate the fantasy world. They are perfectly fine.. and no UA-cam comments telling them how to behave will change that for better or worse, lmfao.
If you give your wing-man the sign and the talk that your clicking with a certain woman and he STILL throws his junk in her direction you need to give that fucking guy a tune up in the Alley out back!
bill seemed afraid to get married. that's a bit different from not wanting to. i think they've been together for such a long time, eventually he got to a point where he was comfortable with it. considering how against it he seemed in his stand up, he seems really happy with things. if that's not an endorsement for marriage, i don't know what is.
Yup he put her on a 9 year contract 😁 then once she completed that he gave her the ring and said fuck it!!! Who waits 9 years then divorces you for the money? And they have the kid now too!
Bill Burr is the template of what every man should be! He's an incredible person everything about him. if I can be even half the man the man he is il be ok!
Have watched bill for ages and everytime I have I've liked him a little more but to hear him and his mrs talking it make me smile so much. Big loves bill and nia :)
Dating a black woman is like taking cheese from a mouse trap. if you can get that cheese without being snapped in two by a metal bar then life is all great....
+nlwilliams31 I dated a black woman for a while, she was awesome. I moved out of state for a job, so that ended it. The next one I dated was an only child with a pHD and she was the biggest pain in the ass. I bet she is single for life
Bill is an endless source of uncle advice.
IKR, he's like the uncle you wish you had. Cool, funny, and full of wisdom and wise-assery.
He's like the uncle who let you drive his Mustang and gave you your first condom, except without the criminal record.
SugaryCoyote lmao
ol Billy bitch blaster
SugaryCoyote is that the watermelon from yoshi's island??
Nia: "Youre really trying to, like, drag it out--"
Bill: " I WAS FUCKIN' SEDUCIN' YOU AND IT WORKED!!"
"I was fucking seducing you!" XD gold.
Nia then giggles.
"shut up, you looked great, you came in with a smile and i immediately liked ya" damn if this aint love
cute af
Something about his tone of voice when he said that, that's when I could tell he really loves her. They seem like a great couple.
HowDoWeKnow lmaoooo
HowDoWeKnow “hey guys look he loves his girlfriend, what a faaaag!” Bull burr voice
@@howdoweknow9125 hE lOveS hiS gIrL whAt a fAaAAAGg
''Fuck you, it's hilarious.." What more needs to be said?
wovokanarchy I wish I could get away with saying that to any girlfriend I've ever had.
+rbeforme Jesus, you need to grow a pair.
+SavingPrivateBob What? lol dude fuck you.
+wovokanarchy When you can verbally play with your chick like that, she's practically a confirmed keeper.
+SavingPrivateBob you were confident enough to say, "fuck you", to that dude, but not some dumb broad you're dating?
Bill makes the date sound like a Scorcese movie.
Quite the funny shit.
"I'll kiss you at the first read light" is a great line.
LOL
Thats a power move! lol
@@reality8605 Right? I mean......how does that happen?
Red Light... lol not read light 💋💡
Burr's references are off the fucking chart
Toby Lister instant referential humour is the mark of a great comedian
That's the confidence you get when you put on a pair of me undies
+InDaHead ME UNDIES, ME UNDIES
Bo dup dup dup me undies
+InDaHead Ohhhhh, look who it is, everybody! *buh doh doh doh
That's O-N-N-I-T
Modle (Modal?)
You can tell that Bill replays this memory in his head when he's feeling sad in order to cheer himself back up.
Sometimes Clothed Sometimes Bear I do the same thing. It’s always nice to remember how you sealed the deal with the person you love.
LMAO. didnt miss a beat when he was retelling it he prob replays it daily
''I was fucking seducing you!'' Billy boy, you are awesome.
They're made for each other. It's so adorable.
Yes, it really seems adorable. I LOVED hearing that whole story! They seem great! Love it!
Bill paints such a great picture with his stories haha this was reaaaally cute
Any woman should be happy to get a guy like bill. Imagine how much she gets to laugh.
Latent homosexuality? That's the accusation for people who try to mask it with fake machismo.
It takes a special kind of woman to appreciate Bill's humor, the kind we are so desperately lacking these days.
Feminists dont like bill
I'm a feminist and I love Bill Burr. It's nice to have a different perspective. I don't always agree with some of his stances, but I still find the humor behind his reasonings.
A lot of feminists are for equality between both women and men. That means listening and understanding the issues men face as well and acknowledging that those issues need to be highlighted upon and figure out a way to fix them, just as the issues women face.
At the end of the day, feminism goes both ways. Or it should. I think most women think that it's important to listen to both male and female issues, but we're overshadowed by feminists who are "SJW" and it sucks. It prevents anything from ever happening and just causes both sexes to be at war with one another. It's bullshit.
But yeah, Bill's awesome!
that's how we get em
This is the couple I wanna hear about. not Kim and kanye and hiddleswift bs
what the fuck is a hiddleswift
+TheDrewgutterz tom hiddleston and Taylor swift or whatever, ashamed I know that but you see a lot of bull shit on the internet you don't want to lol
+zomboobiez lol thanks for the explanation
TheDevilsReject I have no idea who those people are
Hiddleswift lmao
"THEN WHAT HAPPENED!"
"Because I want to kiss you." Damn that is smooth. Way to go Bill! What a good story. :)
It would work on me! Lol
For sure Burr seems like a good dude. You can tell by the level of caution he took it with that he's no creep. Not to get to white knight levels but its good to see a man that can spit some game while not being a douche.
Dave Thomas White knight is kind of an insult directed at guys who will never admit a woman has done anything wrong and always jumps to their defense. Also, I agree, I hope when I'm Bill's age I have his chilled nature.
Nia looks like an arrogant, over entitled camel.
It all comes down to being respectful. You can still joke, be goofy, even a little conceited, but if you're disrespectful to others, that tends to be a deal breaker.
You gotta have the sauce
doggotbitm i
"Why do you want to split a cab?"
"Because i want to kiss you"
Absolutely prefect, Bill Burr is incidentally a romantic.
"Cause I wanna kiss you"
First rule of closing... If you got interest, give them a real personal compliment, real sexy but not too over the top and you'll real them in quick.
Billy's a closer.
Tip the cab driver cause he had to drain the back seat
W W how we made money made music made history #jetlife
Pussy like an otters pocket
currency the best
But you take 10Gs and make 20 more g's with that
Bill had game, but gotta give some credit to Nia with "It's another red light" that was cute and sexy.
Instead of making the guy be mister game 24/7 it's nice to see a woman who can steer the flirting herself
Right? That would make you feel like a king after you just kissed her, she wants more. Well done, Nia.
Oh and the whole ‘no we’re getting a cab’ to the other dude.
billy's got game !! a red head pickin up a hot black chick !! LEGEND
+Dick Areal Up? Get over yourself
+Dick Areal
Marry... up?
And here I thought we were all equal beings.
Dick Areal
You do realize that the majority of US tourism goes to cities where whites are the minority, right?
No one goes to the backwoods of America, in fear that they DO bump into only white people.
New York and California. Two of the most mixed communities in the entire world. Trust me, they don't come to America for the white people.
At one point, white people decided to bet everything on China being directly east of Europe, leading to the discovery of America. That's right. White people wanted to get to Asia so bad that they decided risk their lives going across a vast, mysterious, uncharted ocean.
See? I can twist facts around as well. Quit being so egotistical and buying into what your corporate masters sell to you.
Built by slaves. Taken by butchering a whole race
Misha Jones
This kid is so delusional, right?
Dick Areal +
Country "built" by "white" people? What a joke.
Don't compare America to Europe. It's not a comparison. Europeans don't want to associate with Americans. The entire world is aware that America is a corrupt nation that focuses the majority of its funding towards bullying the rest of the world. Like a pathetic high school bully that's insecure about his penis size.
America was built off the blood, sweat and tears of anyone that isn't "white." Slave labor from the Africans brought to the US carried the economy until 1865 (when the Civil War ended). And this isn't even counting the next 148 years of more slave labor (see Mississippi, 2013).
America was never built by "white" people. It was built by lazy IRISH slave owners that WANTED TO BE FREE. If that's "white" people, I'm not impressed. America wasn't even discovered by white people. There's plenty of traces of Nordic artifacts, Chinese settlements and Arabic texts.
How about the railroad system that allowed American cities to prosper?
Built by the Chinese.
And how about the current debt that America owes to various countries?
The majority of it goes to China.
And multi-billion dollar businesses that everyone needs? The majority of those companies were built off cheap foreign labor. And these are the corrupt practices you look up to.
Oh, and we're not seeing white (American) people in droves to non-white (non-American) countries?
Have you even looked at Hollywood recently? You understand that "white" (American) actors are all going to China to make movie deals, right? That the Chinese are shaping the American entertainment business?
That the majority of clothing are made out of the US?
Even the majority of "organic" foods even come from China.
Welcome to fuckin' China. Get used to it.
"These people work hard every day. They're Americans!"
Now i feel bad for being an unemployed European.
lol
you should be mad for being unemployed
don't feel bad, they got allowance
Never feel bad for not being American 😂😂
You should feel bad! Get off your mothers couch and get a job.
Damn Billy boy you got some moves, p.s ain't just Americans listening to your podcasts you are worldwide bud
+lickstickly Ikr Trinidadian here
+Reb Brown Uruguay here
+MaghoxFr lol u r a gay
ironfloor49 We're on the video of one of the greatest comedians alive and you just told the oldest, lamest joker ever made. Nice work.
at least i live in the good part of america. p.s go smoke some more weed dumbass.
bill burr : nia tell the story
nia: .... so .....
bill : so this is what happened check this out. i am the alpha , i am the omega
Very smooth Burr
I personally love Bill's generic female's voice! LOL!
Me too. I love how it makes Mia so angry!!! :)
+Jay Man Nia
its the same voice as the wife from bobs burgers lol
is it pesto? oh it's asparagus, it's asparagus.
LOL
B.B "are we at least going to split a cab?'
Mia "why? Why are we going to split a cab?"
B.B. "Because i want to kiss you>"
BAMM B.B. Genius of Love!
Love it!!
yyz nia
Nia**
Bill found dream girl. Someone with great sense of humour and challenges you. That's someone you won't tired of
The girls voice is amazing Bill.
I meant when Bill imitates a girls voice, not when Yoko talks lol
+diligenterable "Bill Burr's Yoko Ono" DAAAAAMN
She's beautiful (with a beautiful smile, too) !!!
Nia is as ugly as dog shit. But hey, whatever floats you and bill's boat.
***** And I see that you're floating your own boat of an empty life (insulting the physical appearances of women like the shallow, immature man that you are) just like a semi-submerged turd in your own shitty toilet of a world. Get out of here, you miserable, sexist loser.
***** I bet everyone on earth who likes you thinks you're a genius. Stupid idiot.
she is ugly for the money he has he can get a way hotter chick
@@marcusabuwasilahfernandes2110 a hot chick is not gonna age well, but a good personality does
The King.
hisvorpalsword indeed, indeed
Fun listening to the banter between you too.
Christo Fortune what up christo.long time no see.how r the kids Hun?
two*
It's *two* you dumb fucking twat.
Bill Burr is so frickin awesome, love his taste in women
Love how Bill mentions Nia's smile 1st in his description of her. The thumbnail is an accurate example what Bill saw.
Sounds like they have some good chemistry and understanding going on.
She's cute :)
"I was seducing you... and it worked" XD
I would be one happy human being, if I ever get a relationship like old twinkle toes and Nia has. Love them.
Story was cool and smooth as hell lol. Bill was on his toes when the cock blocker was on the move
My favorite couple ever
Bill really called Nia’s friend a “war memorial” I’m in tears
God damn I love this guy lol.. he is so proud of that.. but the thing is that every guy has that one night when they couldn't be beat.. and we harp over it for the rest of our lives haha.. how funny is it to listen to nia in the background cringing lok.. love it Billy banderas
Bill and Nia are the most hilarious yet inspiring couple I've ever listened to.
Wait... THAT'S what Nia looks like?!? Way to go Billy! She's hot! A little gargoyle like him landed someone like her and she isn't even interested in money. The world's a funny ol' place ain't it?
Cockblockers are the worst !!!
"And then what happened?" I'm picturing Bill with a giant grin every time.
Nia, don't f up. Under the rough, Bill seems like a sweet, reasonable dude. Bill, don't f up. Nia seems like a sweet woman.
Auntkekebaby I'm sure they know they about each other
Good thing you posted this - I heard they were on the rocks , but then one of them were scrolling through comments and saw this and realized you were right. Check Nia's snapchat - its all on there.
@@imyouyoureme1533 wtf are you serious? I thought everything was going well with ol' billy red nuts
@@MarcoMartinez-fe6km .. bro.. no, hahaha. I am not serious. I was being a dickhead and acting as if the original comment would hold sooo much weight to their personal relationship - so I crafted a made-up story to validate the fantasy world. They are perfectly fine.. and no UA-cam comments telling them how to behave will change that for better or worse, lmfao.
@@MarcoMartinez-fe6km always rooting for ol' billy boy.
If you give your wing-man the sign and the talk that your clicking with a certain woman and he STILL throws his junk in her direction you need to give that fucking guy a tune up in the Alley out back!
he loves his "BAMs"... lol
Lol his voice gets so soft when he talks to her lol
hahaha i leaned back n played it cool like walt frazier in 1972. n the lovely nia's world was turned upside down. u the man billy
4:06 that’s the sweetest thing. Nia goes awwww in the background after he says it too. She knows! Bill. Legend.
"I put one on you, and you couldn't feel your f*cking feet"... burr has me ROTF
I can picture these two at home, just bantering and roasting each other 24/7
Bill seems happy.
“Cause I wanna kiss you.” BAM!
'He knows who did the voice of bugs Bunny this one's a keeper' slayed me.
That was a great Bill move, holy shit.
RIP Greg & Patrice
Great story. I call it "fifty shades of ginger"
look at william with the marry lou retton reference overe here!
Take the battle axe out of the fight😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"He knows who does the voice of Bugs Bunny, this guys a keeper!" HAHAHAHA!!!!
"It's another red light..."
i
Bill: And then what happened?
Nia: We-
Bill: Then we hit a red light
That's a lovely story. Kudos to Bill and Nia, alike. Played the game, had fun, trusted their instincts... and won.
Bill Burr is one of the funniest comedians out there today, and it seems like he landed a diamond in the rough with his wife Nia
I love him - such a great, real man, no dumb insecurities just a man.
bill seemed afraid to get married. that's a bit different from not wanting to.
i think they've been together for such a long time, eventually he got to a point where he was comfortable with it. considering how against it he seemed in his stand up, he seems really happy with things. if that's not an endorsement for marriage, i don't know what is.
Yup he put her on a 9 year contract 😁 then once she completed that he gave her the ring and said fuck it!!! Who waits 9 years then divorces you for the money? And they have the kid now too!
What?👈🏾🤨
@@thegreatonecometh200 .... what are you talking about, did you actually listen to this, you hate it 👈🏾😂🤣💅🏾
This is a lesson in confidence.
who needs lines when youre a popular comedian?
Actually, a lot of popular comedians are big fans of lines.
Bills stereotypical girl voice is my favorite 😂👏👏👏
I put one on ya, couldn't feel your fucking feet, Bill Burr, the funniest guy alive.
Ol' Billy Redface with the moves.
Uncle Billy burr is the greatest pick up artist that ever lived.
I wish that there’d be a lot more men like you in this world good sir, then more men would learn better manners
This is the greatest story I've heard. How have I not seen this?
Bill Burr is awesome, bless their whole family
Bill so smooth even his head is hairless.
Bill tapped that sh*t on the first night. Way to go Billy boy
Stay Gold
I thought he said she never went home with him?
I'm not saying she did but every woman will say they never had sex on the first night just to stay classy. At least to strangers.
You guys are so fucking cool, it’s inspiring to feel the love that supports you guys.
I love you bill! And Nia! Soooo true!
Happy for you burr you deserve the best and glad to see you got it
Bill Burr is the template of what every man should be!
He's an incredible person everything about him. if I can be even half the man the man he is il be ok!
I'm loving these two together.
Bills wife is very cute and from listening to her , she is a sweet lady.
I feel like i asked my older uncle how to get chicks. And im sitting here listening to this gold hahaha
“ I said it, and stuck the landing like a male Mary Lou Retton.”
Have watched bill for ages and everytime I have I've liked him a little more but to hear him and his mrs talking it make me smile so much. Big loves bill and nia :)
This is such a sweet story.
I love it.... You two are Awesome!!! God Bless!!!!!
What a pretty chick, Nia. Lucky guy you are bill.
I love this......
The other guy was Joe DeRosa
That's teen sensation, Joe DeRosa :D
Aww, this made me smile
Bill "the sedussa!"
My first time hearing and seeing Bill Burr just love him.
Dating a black woman is like taking cheese from a mouse trap. if you can get that cheese without being snapped in two by a metal bar then life is all great....
+Moby Dick on your wallet
+nlwilliams31 I dated a black woman for a while, she was awesome. I moved out of state for a job, so that ended it. The next one I dated was an only child with a pHD and she was the biggest pain in the ass. I bet she is single for life
+nlwilliams31 also they're pussies look like ashtrays
+Rocco DiMeo hahahahaha
PHD graduates are the worst.
That’s so sweet.