Bill Burr & Nia - Advice: Remaining Positive

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @BJ52091
    @BJ52091 8 років тому +55

    "Go tell that negative thought you had to go fuck itself."
    ~Certified Therapist William Burr, 2014

  • @saintrush7399
    @saintrush7399 8 років тому +117

    I just turned 22 and in the same situation as this bloke. Thank god I clicked on this shit. Cheers Billy

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 8 років тому +420

    "Most people die at 25, but we don't bury them until 75" - Ben Franklin

    • @kikoredog
      @kikoredog 6 років тому +7

      damn that just fucked my soul a year later

    • @falcosparverius6385
      @falcosparverius6385 6 років тому +5

      That’s wrong, we really die around 12ish, 13

    • @666Warg999
      @666Warg999 5 років тому +1

      Fantastic quote, thank you!

    • @nocturnalferalguitarist
      @nocturnalferalguitarist 5 років тому +2

      Holy shit, old Ben was a pistol and then some

    • @lowkeychris4798
      @lowkeychris4798 5 років тому

      Kenny Tee bruh when is his tape dropping????? Shit sounds dumb 🔥

  • @danielsanbeg1707
    @danielsanbeg1707 10 років тому +39

    Bill Burr always has the best life advice

  • @imaginationastronaut6568
    @imaginationastronaut6568 8 років тому +289

    Don't let a woman or having a woman in your life be your main goal or source of happiness as a man or you will end up depressed

    • @theMondayMorningPodcastClips
      @theMondayMorningPodcastClips  8 років тому +62

      This is true

    • @kennytee6882
      @kennytee6882 8 років тому +24

      So true dude. Focus on achieving your goals and self-development and you will attract the right people to you, as opposed to spending your whole life chasing after that girl.

    • @jasonhparker71
      @jasonhparker71 7 років тому +3

      imagination astronaut thanks for that man

    • @jonathanreyes2781
      @jonathanreyes2781 7 років тому +10

      it's like what they say, you need to love yourself to love someone else not the other way around or else your dependent on them

    • @vitocorleone1462
      @vitocorleone1462 5 років тому +3

      Amen to that. I see so many guys, and their biggest ambition is to have a hot girlfriend no matter what personality she has. Then she fucks them over and they get all depressed

  • @cheothegeo2742
    @cheothegeo2742 9 років тому +184

    I don't get all the hate for nia. I really enjoyed what they had to say. It really helped me.

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 8 років тому +31

      It's just sad celebrity worship, like One Direction fan girls who hate on band members' girlfriends.

    • @cheothegeo2742
      @cheothegeo2742 7 років тому +3

      S N it's not that black and white. bill is not racist. most people who really love bill are just normal people like me who need a laugh. yeah he's a little sexist but that's fine. we're human. we're not perfect.

    • @nuttnasty1627
      @nuttnasty1627 7 років тому +2

      it's Mia dumbass

    • @tylorroach1672
      @tylorroach1672 7 років тому +11

      Nutt Nasty it is Nia.

    • @abhishekkumar3679
      @abhishekkumar3679 6 років тому +1

      Kermicheo Kermit
      Hate is a feeling and feelings are mostly irrational. You can’t reason here. No point of doing so.

  • @caleb6595
    @caleb6595 7 років тому +23

    This clip is the definition of why I love Bill. Some of the best advice I've heard and in a funny easy to understand format. I've never gotten half the advice he gives from my shitty parents. Fuckin brilliant man, keep it up.

  • @cameronray4107
    @cameronray4107 8 років тому +29

    I am 23, going through the exact same problem. I can't believe I came across this video at the moment I did. I want a career in film and music, but being 23 I feel as if I'm too old and have run out of time to be great. Terrific advice.

    • @kurtistrego6093
      @kurtistrego6093 8 років тому +3

      +Cameron Ray have you started yet? its been ten hours.....

    • @sdry
      @sdry 8 років тому +1

      +Cameron Ray so does every other 23yo kid as well. Never happened to me no matter how I tried. You gonna fail.

    • @liesoul
      @liesoul 8 років тому +2

      +xevvy vidoes i heard conor mcgregor

    • @littlejimmyscumbag2551
      @littlejimmyscumbag2551 5 років тому +2

      Jesus you’ve already fucking lost man. “Too old” at 23? Dude your brain hasn’t even fully developed yet. How are you too old? You’re 26 now which means you’re in your second year of being “prime” which is 25-30. Maybe up to 33-35 if you keep yourself really healthy and motivated. Now would be the time to put your foot on the gas pedal not think the race is already over. Jesus, next I’m gonna read comments from 20 year olds talking about “Am I too old for film school?”

    • @freekaron
      @freekaron 2 роки тому

      Facts 6 years later going on 7. Man. You’re almost 30, how’s life treating ya?

  • @fumothfan9
    @fumothfan9 3 роки тому +5

    Im 25 and on the same boat as the guy. Mid life crisis was around 40 but now the way shit is instead of mid life quarter life crisis. Can't even find a crappy min. wage job in my area nor get a girl. No friends and a dead social life.
    It sucks but i'll get there one day. We all will. Just gotta take things 1 day at a time.

  • @HISHAM931
    @HISHAM931 9 років тому +71

    I think it's important to surround yourself with positive people who actually have life goals. I'm in the same boat as this guy, except I'm 21. Don't be so hard on yourself man, there's a lot of us like you out there. Just try to anticipate what life is going to throw at you.

    • @TheUnique69able
      @TheUnique69able 9 років тому

      +HISHAM931 tushay صدقت

    • @l-korrosiv-l6126
      @l-korrosiv-l6126 7 років тому

      HISHAM931 -Hell Yea

    • @MrCompassionate01
      @MrCompassionate01 7 років тому +4

      Professionals always give that advice but sometimes it's hard to know how to dump all your current friends, family and acquaintances and replace them with ambitious, active people. If I knew the exact person to call up who can hook me up with a better life I would but even then I'd suspect it's a scam.

    • @HISHAM931
      @HISHAM931 7 років тому +4

      MrCompassionate01 I don't think it literally means abandon your family and close friends. It has more to do with blocking out the negative energy and not letting it dictate your misery. The closest people are the most critical.

  • @internziko
    @internziko 10 років тому +44

    I'm gonna start punching some muffins..

  • @osamaarshad2895
    @osamaarshad2895 5 років тому +5

    I don't know if this is gonna help anybody but i am 23 right now and i am in the same situation. No girlfriends, no interests, no hobbies nothing. And i get depressed sometimes from this and when that happens, this is what i do and i would advise others. If you've lost motivation to do anything that gives you a purpose in life, procrastinate HARD. Just lie down in bed and watch lots of bill burr or standup or anything that you like watching and keep watching it and procrastinating. With me, just 3 days of procrastination is enough to bring me back on my feet and get back the motivation to get things done.

    • @danielramirez9781
      @danielramirez9781 5 років тому +6

      TheGoodOl'Days I would tread lightly with that methodology

  • @roteir
    @roteir 8 років тому +16

    Yeah. I'm 24 and have a dead end job. Lack of passion got me here.

    • @elenadawes2615
      @elenadawes2615 8 років тому +6

      roteir there's still time. It seems so impossible but you CAN change your life in one way or another. All the best

  • @d.perera7875
    @d.perera7875 5 років тому +3

    Thanks Bill

  • @tunsiCA94
    @tunsiCA94 9 років тому +30

    "When we come back I yell at more men!" HAHAHAHAHA

  • @Efemral
    @Efemral 6 років тому +3

    It’s so damn true that not being tied down is a massive blessing. I would totally change my career over if I had that freedom.

  • @ultranitro437
    @ultranitro437 6 років тому +5

    Nia always sounds like she just lost her voice from a bad cold or screaming at bill. 😁 seriously someone get this woman a glass of water!

  • @ethan6277
    @ethan6277 6 років тому +3

    I'm in the same boat as this guy, but I'm 16. I think they gave some really good advice here.

  • @ibuprofen303
    @ibuprofen303 8 років тому +18

    I did 106 press ups earlier in 106 sets of 1.

  • @skeeter2420
    @skeeter2420 5 років тому +1

    Thanks for posting this. It really helped me out.

  • @farhanj123
    @farhanj123 7 років тому +3

    That Dr. Phil impression was hilarious!!

  • @zarreff
    @zarreff 4 роки тому

    This was the best one for advice.

  • @grundlewizard1775
    @grundlewizard1775 10 років тому +5

    I might've needed this :D

  • @chriskirkendale7032
    @chriskirkendale7032 2 роки тому

    One thing I love is when bill says that Dr. Phil thing pointing out how ridiculous that kind of (whatever it is I can’t articulate it but when he says it I kind of understand).

  • @bananian
    @bananian 8 років тому +19

    I find it weird that whenever you get depressed, people tell you to be more positive, but whenever you are positive, those same people will say some negative judgmental shit to bring you down.
    like wtf.

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 8 років тому +6

      You're right. I recently had an upturn in my life and got with a great guy after years, well, decades of horrific shit. I tell my friend how great it is and all she can say is, "Be careful, don't get your hopes up, etc." Bollocks, people just can't let you be happy.

    • @SN-di9ix
      @SN-di9ix 7 років тому

      Bill talked about how a lot of his friends told him not to move to LA bc it's too hard there, but he decided not to listen to them, since he knew they were just jealous.

    • @zarreff
      @zarreff 4 роки тому

      People should "do" instead of "be". Instead of telling people "just be positive and think this and that", I tell people to "go do positive things, something productive that you like to do". Most people who are feeling down and negative often engage in destructive things or they hangout with negative destructive people. You really should not spend time with people who are going nowhere or are constantly trying to bring you down".

  • @dallassylvestre7209
    @dallassylvestre7209 4 роки тому

    The ending was great

  • @thefacelessquestion3333
    @thefacelessquestion3333 4 роки тому

    Jeez it's like I wrote that shiii, it's where I'm @ rn(without the gym and eating right)thanks y'all for d advice.

  • @ojm1943
    @ojm1943 5 років тому +2

    I wanna open a rock bar!

  • @clay7182
    @clay7182 4 роки тому +1

    Just be happy you have arms and legs

  • @psychobillynumbnuts1
    @psychobillynumbnuts1 10 років тому +2

    Jesus im the same way as he is expect for the relationship part

  • @NiZaRiOn
    @NiZaRiOn 5 років тому +1

    I'm 22 years old who just graduated as an accountant and let me tell you something. You're advice is good but. Unfortunately Bill. Where I live you can't just do what you love. The only reason I majored accountant is to make a living because I knew back in high school doing what I love is not an option to make a good living in my country. Which is art. I'm not saying I will suck. I know I will be a great artist but There will be no income out of my work and end up broke. What funny is I can't even find a job as an accountant and I ended up broke and jobless Anyway. I love you're podcast keep it up.

    • @michaelsieger9133
      @michaelsieger9133 4 роки тому +1

      TS Eliot worked in a bank while he was writing The Wasteland. Having a boring 9-5 shouldn’t stop you from making art.

    • @tomcoop9750
      @tomcoop9750 3 роки тому

      I love art and became a graphic designer. I still draw to this day. Find out how your interests can translate to a societal need, or find a job you can tolerate while you build a side gig.

  • @ronaldclutter2741
    @ronaldclutter2741 4 роки тому +1

    What did you major in

  • @Icywar
    @Icywar 10 років тому +23

    Why put happiness on women? Have fun go travel save up and spoil the shit outta yourself. They are too much of a hassle than anything nowadays

    • @elenadawes2615
      @elenadawes2615 8 років тому +13

      Most people want a companion. That's a pretty natural instinct. But I agree, you can't invest your happiness in another person. It's the worst thing you can do to yourself

  • @BountyFlamor
    @BountyFlamor 6 років тому +6

    Wondering what Bill was studying in college

  • @ronaldclutter2741
    @ronaldclutter2741 4 роки тому +1

    You finished college

  • @Icer1414
    @Icer1414 9 років тому +3

    6:40 makes me sad cuz im the person thats 23 n has pregnant gf. she's terrible n i guess i have to settle for doing something i don't like...but remain POSITIVE

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 8 років тому +4

      If she's terrible, break up with her. You can still be a great parent and not be in a bad relationship. In fact, being in a shit relationship will make you a worse patent, guaranteed. Ok, you will always have a link with her via the child, but you don't need to get tied up to someone who is wrong for you at 23. I did it and I'm now 40 and only just starting to address it, what a waste.

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 8 років тому

      +zeldagoblin worse parent...not patent. Fuck autocorrect.

    • @Icer1414
      @Icer1414 8 років тому +2

      +zeldagoblin thanks for the advice. what u said really made a lot of sense. its tough decision but i have to think of my own feelings n happiness n break up.

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 8 років тому +2

      +Nic1515 Good for you, Nic, take control of your life.

  • @ronaldclutter2741
    @ronaldclutter2741 4 роки тому +1

    Lmao

  • @11cacoo
    @11cacoo 5 років тому +1

    this is exaclt me wtffff

  • @manishmishraji
    @manishmishraji 8 років тому +3

    The guy says only healthy habits, like thats the only positive things he's doing. Like Gawd Nia!!

  • @dechenmo8966
    @dechenmo8966 5 років тому

    I'm very much in the same dilemma as this guy.

  • @ronaldclutter2741
    @ronaldclutter2741 4 роки тому +1

    23 do you have pubic hair

  • @Starwheel6
    @Starwheel6 10 років тому +6

    Joe Buck is the friggin worst sportscaster I've ever
    listened to. How does he rate for the world series?
    I heard he's got lineage connections cuz he has
    zero talent as a sportscaster. There are so many
    better sportscasters who are not zombies who lack
    enthusiasm. I feel sorry for all these other sportscasters
    who slogged thru sh-tstorms only to end up having
    Joe Buck cut in line in front of them.
    Nowadays colleges cost 50K so some people can get
    a masters in Poetry -that's as useless as these idiots who
    spend 50k so they can climb Mt Everest. Better off doing
    something practical like welding, plumbing-gas or electrical
    or tree trimmer.. People always need those guys & eventually
    you get good enough then you're your own boss. People always
    need those guys -will still be true in 30 years. By then you can
    program solar powered droids to pick fruit and veggies and have
    aerial drones do your tree trimming for ya and pick the fruit from
    the upper reaches of trees. Think ahead.

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 8 років тому

      I like your advice. I don't know how it is where you are, but in my area plumbers and electricians are earning a bloody mint! They can almost name their price because they're so needed. You get training for that, you're set for life.

  • @JayB-ju9vc
    @JayB-ju9vc 5 років тому +1

    better hope it’s not black helicopters 😂 men in black style lol

  • @muckey7800
    @muckey7800 4 роки тому

    Everyone does at least one thing that's unhealthy, it's not exactly a radical situation🙄. Life is NOT that complicated, Jesus Christ

  • @GearsDemon
    @GearsDemon 10 років тому +4

    This is so fucking me.. wow. This is speaking for me.