Let us know the irritating NPCs that you take great pleasure in 'dealing with'. Community coordinator Alex particularly enjoys going after the Jawas in Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy - there's even a trophy for that one!
Any Assassin's Creed game: kill all the guards before looting the restricted zone, so I can run around and explore unimpeded. It's ruined Metal Gear Solid for me
The Yakuza series... just the random goons trying to pick a fight as it eventually gets annoying when you just want to go do some karaoke or go and dance the night away, lol ; D
F for all those who have shot people in red dead 2 when the talk button is R2 and the quick fire draw is L2 , poor blind guy, wanted to talk to you in San Dani and shot him dead, woops
Hitman 3, just most the NPC's end up dead in a play through, fashion level a good few needed killing, the Witcher 3 needed the function to kill random People, I put this in before I saw the whole video, so many Low scores worth it because it's so fun
It's the way she smokes the cigarette, all smug like, looking down upon everyone else like she's above them all. She's begging to be pushed over the edge.
The most irritating part of the NPCs in Red Dead 2 is when you accidentally bump into them on your horse and they think you're trying to murder them so they start to shoot at you. Like ok yes I'm killing you now but it didn't have to be this way!!
In Red Dead Redemption 1. Standing at the bottom of the ravine, whistling for your horse, and waiting for him to jump off the cliff to get to you. Absolutely hilarious.
The thing is Ashley can actually climb down the ladder when you play as her later on, so now she just seems to want to be caught. Both by Leon and by the enemies.
Every play through of Skyrim Step one: earn title of Thane of Whiterun Step two: kill Nazeem Step three: “I’m Thane, go away” Step four: drag his body to the corner of Whiterun and say “well bitch, you’re not going to the Cloud District anymore”
I'm beginning to worry about the collective sanity of the Access Crew without Dave's presence, Ash and Rob were already beyond saving but now Rosie seems to be following a path to the dark side as well :p
Rob's "Oh no..." face got me. I too have recently felt that pull back into the wintery lands of Skyrim. I did change it up this time though. You see, I'm playing as a Breton that uses magic (and mostly sneaks around shooting arrows - DON'T JUDGE)!
Heimskr in Whiterun. He just keeps shouting and needs to be silenced. This last time I leveled up pickpocketing and alchemy just so that I could craft my own frenzy potion and put it in his pocket.
Roman Belic. Sure, cousin! I'll come bowling. I've brought my helicopter so we can get there faster. Hope you don't mind heights...*cackles like witch*
Preston Garvey yes you can't kill him unless you remove his essential status by hack but I always take shots at him. I avoid him early game. I join the Raiders just to tick him off so he won't be my companion.
Trowing Pip down the Everfall in Dragons Dogma. He's a videogame kid, that alone makes him annoying enough, but he keeps blaming the Arisen for everything. The best thing is, he respawns so you can do it to your sadistic little hearts content
One of my favourite moments in Skyrim was when I tried to use the Whirlwind Sprint shout in Whiterun, but as it turned out I had Fire Breath equipped. Fate had its moment though, as the sout passed through teh Whiterun market harmlessly, only to bun Nazeem in the end.
i KNEW Nazeem would be on the thumbnail "How's your precious Cloud District now Nazeem, thats right, the one in the sky, you talk to my non lethel Hero of the people character like that, i'll go non non-lethel on you" classic Rob quote :'D
It could never be used on this channel, but I don't know a single person who has played a specific game and reached a specific level, and not gone over to a specific blue, baby penguin, picked it up, and then dropped it to its doom.
I don't know why but I've never considered attacking nazeem. Maybe I'm to docile. But then again in my Skyrim playthroughs I'm a double handed axe deadra who positions corpses like their doing theater.
i love Conner hes not annoying at all. i always kill nazeem and god forbid he be one of the npc i have to rescue in the rescue missions the companions give you, nope he can stay kidnapped.
5:30 you should also wiggle your bum, as cats do when they're about to pounce on a toy, just to drive the point home how much you're enjoying this act Ash. :-)
Any and all in the fallout series. Sneaking up and putting a live grenade in their pockets then hearing them yell "Holy Hell!" Or whatever is just too great.
1. The Krogan who gives the speech in Mass Effect 2. Instant Pipe Barbecue. 2. The Asari who you realize after the fact murdered to get into the gang. Bullet to the head, every time. Otherwise I'm a radiant Paragon. Except for those 2. Always. Those. Two.
I like to stroll through the main street in Valentine, in RDR wishing folk a good morning. When someone is rude... well, they get the same in return, fistcuffs ensues and they often end up on the back of my horse. Off we ride to the cliffs outside town, and we gauge their aerodynamic qualities as they tumble, hogtied, from the top. After witnessing this so many times, you'd think the good folk of Valentine would learn to simply reply "Good morning" to Mr Morgan when he offers them the same...
For some reason Glinthawks in Horizon zero dawn became my mortal enemy. Every time I saw one I was drawn to eliminating them with razor focus. I would use up all my supplies and destroy them regardless.
I suppose I have sometimes shot Boris in GoldenEye just because he's annoying me. My greatest joy however is playing NASCAR: Dirt to Daytona and ramming Jeff Gordon into the wall every chance I get. Good times. Although I do feel about the car. Not him, just the car.
Missing Dave's face (and Nath obviously... But I've come to terms with that, somewhat) Saying that, Dave probably never murders anyone he isn't 'supposed' to - and probably always feels bad about it - he's too nice. I enjoyed killing everyone in Detroit and The Dark Pictures Anthology games. It's a talent to make bad decisions doncha know!
Boris from Goldeneye 64. You fail the mission for killing him (on higher difficulty settings), but it's just so hard to resist killing him. I don't know how many times I failed the mission because I couldn't resist shooting Boris in the face, I just hated him so much.
Nazeem! I have a little more self control than Rob's werwolf though... I go find a spot out the way, equip my bow, notch the arrow, wait for him to walk in to sight, check that i'm hidden... draw... And let the most majestic arrow fly, time to sleep now Nazeem... I close my eyes and I am at peace once more.
Omg axe to the face then being chucked over the railing. That is adding insult to injury with the axe being named insult and that ladies face being named injury.
Mama Murphy. First play through, I put her chair by my workbench and she would not shut up, took me an age to figure out how to move it. Locked her in a room by herself in subsequent runs. Preston Gravy and Sturgis would get got too if possible. No, Sturge, you can't take any of the credit, I did it all!
This made me remember the hitman stream where dave and nath were punching people in the bathroom, good times. I have an old school one, in Syphon Filter 1 on ps1, killing the yellow cbdc agents with the taser. The twitch, the scream and the fire were too funny, I bet it was put on the game on purpose.
Dave from Borderlands 2. He is so misogynistic my co-op partner, whom is female, insisted on being the one to press the button to obliterate him during the "This Is Only a Test" optional mission.
Nazeem has to go. Last time, I turned him evil and got the Whiterun guards to take him out. Obviously, soul trapped him first and I keep him in my Lakeview Manor safe
Let us know the irritating NPCs that you take great pleasure in 'dealing with'. Community coordinator Alex particularly enjoys going after the Jawas in Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy - there's even a trophy for that one!
Its always fun hearing Jawas little screams and i dont know why
Any Assassin's Creed game: kill all the guards before looting the restricted zone, so I can run around and explore unimpeded.
It's ruined Metal Gear Solid for me
The Yakuza series... just the random goons trying to pick a fight as it eventually gets annoying when you just want to go do some karaoke or go and dance the night away, lol ; D
F for all those who have shot people in red dead 2 when the talk button is R2 and the quick fire draw is L2 , poor blind guy, wanted to talk to you in San Dani and shot him dead, woops
Hitman 3, just most the NPC's end up dead in a play through, fashion level a good few needed killing, the Witcher 3 needed the function to kill random People, I put this in before I saw the whole video, so many Low scores worth it because it's so fun
I love that Rob has obviously gone back to his save multiple times, just so he can kill Nazeem over and over again, in new and interesting ways! :D
I kill Heimskr in all of my playthroughs because he annoys me.
I always kill that Elf in Riverwood after framing Sven, so I can take Camilla's hand in marriage because I find him pathetic.
@@The_Offical_Chris_Crow the elf that can train your archery to level 50 for free? What a waste...
@@92liren I tend to cast a fire rune in Heimskrs house then when you go in he explodes
@@The_Offical_Chris_Crow you know sven does the same in reverse, if you talk to him first.
I saw the thumbnail and thought it would be just 7 different ways to kill Nazeem.
Now there's an idea
That sounds like a great video to watch
There is a channel that has dedicated itself to killing Nazeem every day until ES6. It’s very creative in the methods lol
@@PlayStationAccess Maybe a christmas challenge?
Title: Annoying characters
Rob: A woman minding her own business, just having a cig
Rosie: A chicken because you can't murder it, until later
It's the way she smokes the cigarette, all smug like, looking down upon everyone else like she's above them all. She's begging to be pushed over the edge.
That's how we roll!
The most irritating part of the NPCs in Red Dead 2 is when you accidentally bump into them on your horse and they think you're trying to murder them so they start to shoot at you. Like ok yes I'm killing you now but it didn't have to be this way!!
Exactly how I feel! Accidentally hit a lawman with your horse at a trot "WANTED!! ASSAULTING AN OFFICER!!" and then everyone is trying to shoot you
@@kaitlyngarner740 that's so annoying! I swear I've paid more bounties for accidental horse incidents than anything else in that game
In Red Dead Redemption 1. Standing at the bottom of the ravine, whistling for your horse, and waiting for him to jump off the cliff to get to you. Absolutely hilarious.
every time i was trying to buy clothes in blackwater and all i could hear was let me vote let me vote let me vote...i could just feel the rage
They are behaving just like players do. Road rage.
The thing is Ashley can actually climb down the ladder when you play as her later on, so now she just seems to want to be caught. Both by Leon and by the enemies.
Don't kinkshame!
@@ka-mai I'm not, just thought I'd point it out. If she's into that, that's fine!
A well-rounded list, to be sure. However, we all know in reality that Nazeem is numbers one through seven on this list don't we?
Indeed , poor NPC's must know they are in for it as quicksave appears over my head , then my wuthrad decapites nazeem
I was quite upset that the game beat me to it when I found him face down in the stream outside Whiterun.
I once soul trapped Nazeem and infused his essence into a dirty sock....then threw said sock into the Cloud District's sewer system.
... well that deserves a trophy .... IRL I mean ...
Rosie's annoyance with Bartholomew gave me a flashback of the "Trouble with the trolley, ay??" Guy from the Spyro series.
Kai Leng by a well-honed Omni blade
And that Renegade line, “That was for Thane, you SOB.”
Priceless
Yeah Thane's recruitment missoin too in ME2 the mrec on his own by th ewindow I always love shoving him out of it.
Kai Leng was such a satisfying kill! Mash that renegade option every time!!
Ash: kill
Rob: kill
Rosie: just a little squash
😂 Rosie is incorruptible
Every play through of Skyrim
Step one: earn title of Thane of Whiterun
Step two: kill Nazeem
Step three: “I’m Thane, go away”
Step four: drag his body to the corner of Whiterun and say “well bitch, you’re not going to the Cloud District anymore”
The only NPC's I've gone out of my way to kill in Skyrim are Nazeem and the priest ranting at the fountain.
Might try that
6:18 I actually spat my drink from Rob’s face. It says it all and I really understand 😂😂
I agree with every npc on this list... except Connor, yall did my man dirty. Connor is amazing.
Split between missing Rob say “you’ve caught me”.. and seeing Ash’s addictive and uprising energy.
I got ash fever so I'm all about it lol
@@billybattery can’t beat the classics though
Rook from Dragons Dogma. I will throw him off the cliffs as soon as I possibly can. Fitting that he has the same voice actor as Nazeem.
Oh yes, among all the idiot pawns, he is the biggest one.
Annoyed Rob is my spirit animal
The dead thrall spell in Skyrim is perfect for Nazeem, you could kill and revive him endlessly.😈
I'm beginning to worry about the collective sanity of the Access Crew without Dave's presence, Ash and Rob were already beyond saving but now Rosie seems to be following a path to the dark side as well :p
The more pure something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rob's "Oh no..." face got me. I too have recently felt that pull back into the wintery lands of Skyrim. I did change it up this time though. You see, I'm playing as a Breton that uses magic (and mostly sneaks around shooting arrows - DON'T JUDGE)!
Well, the Queen of Hearts' "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" quote seems fitting to use here.
Saw Nazeem on the thumbnail and wasn't even surprised as he was my first thought when I saw the title
i think he was everybodys first thought
Public NPC enemy number 1.
Needless to say; another great video! But what in the world is the game playing at 8:26 over Rosie's intro to her Crash Chicken entry?
I have a feeling this list could have been much longer had Rob had freereign to vent his murderous rage.
I remember unlocking the bazooka in Crash Warped, and then not a play went by without me going to the 1st level and shooting that chicken😂
Heimskr in Whiterun. He just keeps shouting and needs to be silenced. This last time I leveled up pickpocketing and alchemy just so that I could craft my own frenzy potion and put it in his pocket.
That works?
@@honest-Alaska yeah, there's a pickpocket skill that let's you poison npc's like that instead of putting it on your weapons.
Roman Belic.
Sure, cousin! I'll come bowling. I've brought my helicopter so we can get there faster. Hope you don't mind heights...*cackles like witch*
Oblivion - Skingrad - Glarthir. ‘Nuff said
How did the Annoying Fan from Elder Scrolls: Oblivion not make this list? 😦
@@friday13michael by Azura by Azura by Azura! Noone asked for you opinion 😜
Valen Dreth exists though
6:10 "I'll have you know there's no PUSSIEEEE" 😂😂😂😂 S/o to Manslayer
Preston Garvey yes you can't kill him unless you remove his essential status by hack but I always take shots at him. I avoid him early game. I join the Raiders just to tick him off so he won't be my companion.
Trowing Pip down the Everfall in Dragons Dogma. He's a videogame kid, that alone makes him annoying enough, but he keeps blaming the Arisen for everything. The best thing is, he respawns so you can do it to your sadistic little hearts content
never thought of that tbh 😂
One of my favourite moments in Skyrim was when I tried to use the Whirlwind Sprint shout in Whiterun, but as it turned out I had Fire Breath equipped.
Fate had its moment though, as the sout passed through teh Whiterun market harmlessly, only to bun Nazeem in the end.
Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen!
Hey listen!
Getting Emily into the meat mincer in Until Dawn is very hard to resist 🤭
I nominate Rob for Oscar Award, this video came right in the season as well!
i KNEW Nazeem would be on the thumbnail
"How's your precious Cloud District now Nazeem, thats right, the one in the sky, you talk to my non lethel Hero of the people character like that, i'll go non non-lethel on you" classic Rob quote :'D
The eclipse merc you push out the window in Mass Effect 2 on Thane's recruitment mission. Even on a paragon playthrough he's going out the window.
It could never be used on this channel, but I don't know a single person who has played a specific game and reached a specific level, and not gone over to a specific blue, baby penguin, picked it up, and then dropped it to its doom.
6:06.....This is Perfection
That spyro entry brought back suppressed memories
I just love this team so much
That face Ash made after saying "Let's paint the town red . . . . WITH THE BLOOD OF INNOCENTS!!!" was pure gold.
I don't know why but I've never considered attacking nazeem.
Maybe I'm to docile.
But then again in my Skyrim playthroughs I'm a double handed axe deadra who positions corpses like their doing theater.
Nice , same
6:56 my reaction when i need to play a game for the second of thirth time from the start to get the platinum again
Oh maaAAAANNN those boxing matches... Even the sound effect of getting punched is haunting.
Still waiting to know what the despicable thing was that Ash did that was cut from that one checklist
LMAO THE AXE TO THE OLD LADY IN HITMAN I DID NOT SEE COMING, I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND I HAVE A SLEEPING BABY IN THE NEXT ROOM THATS HOW FUNNY IT WAS.
Ash 100% has a few dead bodies hidden under her floorboards. You cannot convince me otherwise.
i love Conner hes not annoying at all. i always kill nazeem and god forbid he be one of the npc i have to rescue in the rescue missions the companions give you, nope he can stay kidnapped.
Can't wait for Robs Skyrim PS5 Platinum stream: Round 2
5:30 you should also wiggle your bum, as cats do when they're about to pounce on a toy, just to drive the point home how much you're enjoying this act Ash. :-)
Love Ash's enthusiasm in this video.
Mine is that little d*mn fairy from ocarine of time through the whole game. Listen! Listen! Listen! Zellda players know what i'm talking about.
Any and all in the fallout series. Sneaking up and putting a live grenade in their pockets then hearing them yell "Holy Hell!" Or whatever is just too great.
1. The Krogan who gives the speech in Mass Effect 2. Instant Pipe Barbecue.
2. The Asari who you realize after the fact murdered to get into the gang. Bullet to the head, every time.
Otherwise I'm a radiant Paragon. Except for those 2.
Always. Those. Two.
I miss Nath…
The Talos preacher yelling in Whiterun. The last time I played I think I straight-up assassinated him.
Rob went full on Smeagol in this 🤣
Hey Rob: "Do you get to the cloud district very often, oh what am I saying of cause you dont."
Connor is best boy how could you, Ash????
WAIT A SECOND...Rosie Caddick, the sister of Caddicarus?, that honestly caught me off guard.
Rob's Nazeem twitch. Had to watch it many many times over! Absolutely hilarious!! 🤣
I like to stroll through the main street in Valentine, in RDR wishing folk a good morning. When someone is rude... well, they get the same in return, fistcuffs ensues and they often end up on the back of my horse. Off we ride to the cliffs outside town, and we gauge their aerodynamic qualities as they tumble, hogtied, from the top.
After witnessing this so many times, you'd think the good folk of Valentine would learn to simply reply "Good morning" to Mr Morgan when he offers them the same...
For some reason Glinthawks in Horizon zero dawn became my mortal enemy. Every time I saw one I was drawn to eliminating them with razor focus. I would use up all my supplies and destroy them regardless.
Rosie versus the Chicken! An epic battle of the ages! That foul fowl has lived rent free in her head for too long! 🤣
jacob in mass effect 2 I refuse to save him during the suicide mission apart from once for the everyone lives trophy
Not on PlayStation but Natalya from Goldeneye N64 who is always in the way good for nothing!!
Dex in Gat Out Of Hell. Feels pretty satisfying, given that you never got to take proper revenge on him in past Saints' Row games.
And you can do it multiple times, AND you get one of the seven deadly sins guns out of it. There is no loose in that scenario.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hey Rob, I just want you to don't forget that We Must Go Back to the Castle hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I suppose I have sometimes shot Boris in GoldenEye just because he's annoying me. My greatest joy however is playing NASCAR: Dirt to Daytona and ramming Jeff Gordon into the wall every chance I get. Good times. Although I do feel about the car. Not him, just the car.
Missing Dave's face (and Nath obviously... But I've come to terms with that, somewhat)
Saying that, Dave probably never murders anyone he isn't 'supposed' to - and probably always feels bad about it - he's too nice.
I enjoyed killing everyone in Detroit and The Dark Pictures Anthology games. It's a talent to make bad decisions doncha know!
I like Rosie's dark side regarding Crash lol she is so adorable x
Boris from Goldeneye 64. You fail the mission for killing him (on higher difficulty settings), but it's just so hard to resist killing him. I don't know how many times I failed the mission because I couldn't resist shooting Boris in the face, I just hated him so much.
The close up cut to ash right at the beginning got this video a like about 10 seconds in
Nazeem! I have a little more self control than Rob's werwolf though... I go find a spot out the way, equip my bow, notch the arrow, wait for him to walk in to sight, check that i'm hidden... draw... And let the most majestic arrow fly, time to sleep now Nazeem... I close my eyes and I am at peace once more.
I go out of my way to NOT kill anyone, every new game i play i make sure i kill as few things as i think possible
No matter how painful it is to me
That darn street preacher in Whiterun.
Sorry Rob.. I can confirm that I have played the Dubai level 10s of times and haven’t pushed her off once..😂😂
2:19 - Oh, my... animal cruelty.
Who here didn't have that much of a problem with Ashley from resident evil 4
I played it on the classic Nintendo GameCube who else
The Adoring Fan in oblivion. He was a damn glutton for punishment
I kill everyone in Dark Souls once i reach the end and know i have no use of them anymore. See ya in ng+
Wow. Brutal. We like it!
Same
Omg axe to the face then being chucked over the railing. That is adding insult to injury with the axe being named insult and that ladies face being named injury.
Window guy from mass effect 2.
It doesn't matter if I'm renegade or paragon he always gets the 'this is Sparta' treatment 🤣
Damn, tricked me into almost thinking Nightmare Creatures was going to be featured!
Rob has the same sweater as Ashley.
Mama Murphy. First play through, I put her chair by my workbench and she would not shut up, took me an age to figure out how to move it. Locked her in a room by herself in subsequent runs. Preston Gravy and Sturgis would get got too if possible. No, Sturge, you can't take any of the credit, I did it all!
LOL One time a Dragon attacked Whiterun and Nazeem valiantly attacked the Dragon only to be burned to a crisp :P
The Undead Merchant in Dark Souls is always my first victim. Sorry mate but man's gotta have that sweet Uchigatana!
NO CHICKEN ESCAPES, FROM TWEEDY'S FAAAAAAAAAAARM.
This made me remember the hitman stream where dave and nath were punching people in the bathroom, good times. I have an old school one, in Syphon Filter 1 on ps1, killing the yellow cbdc agents with the taser. The twitch, the scream and the fire were too funny, I bet it was put on the game on purpose.
You are so right Rosie
We need more Dave. Ash, Rob and Dave
Dave from Borderlands 2. He is so misogynistic my co-op partner, whom is female, insisted on being the one to press the button to obliterate him during the "This Is Only a Test" optional mission.
Nazeem has to go. Last time, I turned him evil and got the Whiterun guards to take him out. Obviously, soul trapped him first and I keep him in my Lakeview Manor safe
*March Long* from _Fallout 4_ - her snarky voice still haunts my dreams
Why would you want to kill Connor?
He really is one of the best characters in the game.
Friday feature on a Friday? Everyone okay? 😂 💙