Northernlion rants about the current state of Hollywood

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  • @monkeyheist
    @monkeyheist 9 місяців тому +294

    “The worst case scenario would be if Wonka had a 91% on Rotten Tomatoes”
    *checks Wonka: has 91%*

    • @Michael-kp4bd
      @Michael-kp4bd 8 місяців тому +43

      How does he do it

    • @mr.dirtydannnnn
      @mr.dirtydannnnn 8 місяців тому

      I figured he was talking about the critical consensus. It's still an 82 though

    • @jamesbell1186
      @jamesbell1186 Місяць тому +5

      And Wonka 2 is in production lmaooo

  • @JesterWDE
    @JesterWDE Рік тому +269

    No story is ever allowed to end anymore.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer Рік тому +24

      That's truly the heart of this sickness, I think. Thank you for putting it into words.

    • @mr.dirtydannnnn
      @mr.dirtydannnnn 7 місяців тому +1

      This is not new. It started in the 80s

    • @JesterWDE
      @JesterWDE 7 місяців тому +7

      @@mr.dirtydannnnn constantly rebooting movies for blind nostalgia cashgrabs started in the 80s? Was the extent of it then as bad as it is now?

    • @mr.dirtydannnnn
      @mr.dirtydannnnn 7 місяців тому +13

      @@JesterWDE I wouldn't say it was for nostalgia purposes. But 80s cash grabs was absolutely were it all started. Thats when the industry became a black hole of creativity. Ask any film critic and they will tell you the worst decade for film was the 80s (and the 2000s)

    • @haiperbus
      @haiperbus 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@JesterWDE there were like 4 robocop sequels

  • @real9270
    @real9270 Рік тому +247

    they have a heckin' realistic portrayal of a kino panic attack? OH MY SCIENCE

    • @oliverhenry4676
      @oliverhenry4676 Рік тому +55

      It’s like a plate of epic bacon with a metric freakton of awesome sauce on it

    • @justinleonard6183
      @justinleonard6183 9 місяців тому +9

      @@oliverhenry4676damn did you just crawl outta 2012

  • @invention64
    @invention64 Рік тому +333

    NL should be the next willy wonka

    • @pigmentpeddler5811
      @pigmentpeddler5811 Рік тому +17

      sadly it's all in the hair

    • @corpus1
      @corpus1 Рік тому +8

      @@pigmentpeddler5811 The shocking revelation is that Willy's been wearing a wig all this time.

    • @pigmentpeddler5811
      @pigmentpeddler5811 Рік тому

      @@corpus1 sick of them wigwashing the media

    • @_Artfuldodging
      @_Artfuldodging Рік тому +3

      Dan would be such a good wonka villain, giving kids gul'dan showers

    • @judehoeffel8130
      @judehoeffel8130 6 місяців тому +1

      Okay okay this guy likes chocolate let’s feed him til he’s full with chocolare

  • @SoupForBrainsss
    @SoupForBrainsss Рік тому +270

    I agree that willy wonka should stay as some SCP ass creature

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  Рік тому +78

      now that's the perfect descriptor, wonka is genuinely some SCP shit

    • @lewdramen8661
      @lewdramen8661 Рік тому +17

      That's pretty much Dr.Wondertainment

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Рік тому +2

      ​@@TheLibraryofLetourneauyeah no one dies but someone always becomes fucked up

    • @AdamGaffney96
      @AdamGaffney96 Рік тому +19

      I do love the idea that outside the Wonka factory everything is entirely normal, but the factory itself is some SCP hell that mutates the laws of physics, and Wonka is just an entity produced by the factory to represent itself.

  • @oliverhenry4676
    @oliverhenry4676 Рік тому +41

    How can he deliver the funniest line about stretch Anderson with a straight face and then crack up the moment he mentions toilets

  • @FakeHeroFang
    @FakeHeroFang Рік тому +164

    Gotta hard agree, overexplanation is the killer of mystery and wonder. They're probably making another Wonka movie to milk the nostalgia nerds, y'know, have people who were kids with the original bring their kids to see it, stuff like that. However, there's no magic left when you give everybody painstaking details of this dude's backstory. Some things are better left unknown.

    • @user6122
      @user6122 Рік тому +12

      I think story of characters is a pretty cool thing to do, but like you gotta let some characters Captain Nemo sometimes.
      Just say they're unfathomably rich and quirked up on girlboss powder and leave it at that

    • @Nick-cs4oc
      @Nick-cs4oc Рік тому +5

      This is all true and very well put but have you considered that Zaslav needs a space yacht?

    • @JasonParmenter
      @JasonParmenter Рік тому +2

      Thats why every Halloween sequel sucks, like I don't want to know anything about Myers.

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer Рік тому +36

    The entire Tenet bit was the funniest bit I've heard in years. Especially with the chatters saying shit like, "the buffalo pass you the boof. wyd?"

  • @notrab13
    @notrab13 Рік тому +81

    I’ve never been so on board with his takes for seven minutes, to then be so minus two pilled for the next seven minutes.

  • @ThatDMan87
    @ThatDMan87 6 місяців тому +9

    "But WHY would the crazy fashion mogul want to flay 100+ dalmations?"
    "Because she's a crazy fashion mogul."
    "Yes, but WHYYYYYYYYY?"

  • @flamfive95
    @flamfive95 Рік тому +27

    Dan just casually distilling NLs 20 minutes of ranting on the Wonka movie into a single based sentence

  • @colinmallery50
    @colinmallery50 Рік тому +23

    Star Wars and the MCU and their consequences have been a disaster for filmmaking
    Everything has to have an extended universe and solo backstory movies now and they all have to have an ungodly amount of cgi and quips perfect for tik tok posts

  • @maxpagan635
    @maxpagan635 Місяць тому +4

    he's right about tenet. the best kinds of 6/10 movies are the ones where one of your friends randomly decides its one of the greatest pieces of cinema of all time
    (i love tenet i am that friend)

  • @pigmentpeddler5811
    @pigmentpeddler5811 Рік тому +44

    wonka more like what willy wanker greenlit this movie

  • @lilschlagen
    @lilschlagen Рік тому +31

    I saw a thing where a character in a show was adapted from the book to no longer be a gentle giant just because he was a nice guy who was concerned for other people but now he was scared of hurting people because in episode one he accidentally kills his wife who only exists in the show. Characters aren't better because they have trauma. The guy I saw talking about it said would Sam from Lord of the Rings be a better character if he accidentally killed a kid? It's easier to relate to him as a character because he's a normal guy and he's admirable for showing courage despite his fear.

  • @synthiandrakon
    @synthiandrakon Рік тому +54

    Tenant is like if someone tried to make a 10/10 movie and failed. That makes it way more interesting artistically than the 6.5/10 movie that was only really trying to be a 7/10

  • @brandonjohnson1358
    @brandonjohnson1358 Рік тому +76

    Inverted diarrhea dump is the next ITYSL sketch

    • @Yotamb9
      @Yotamb9 Рік тому +1

      It's already a sketch. Rocco Botte did this idea in a sketch 2 years ago...

    • @corpus1
      @corpus1 Рік тому +7

      @@Yotamb9 Stolen valor???

    • @sileopatronus
      @sileopatronus Рік тому +1

      @@Yotamb9 even before that it was a gag in an episode of Red Dwarf

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer Рік тому

      So true. Many people are saying this.

  • @asystole_
    @asystole_ Рік тому +26

    I wanna smoke that shit that made Willy Wonka

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Рік тому +1

      Trust me you don't want to smoke that shit. You don't even wanna eat that shit, in fact don't even think about touching that fucking shit.

    • @jiinky
      @jiinky Рік тому

      i wanna smoke the shit that made augustus gloop

    • @StarscreamsGirl
      @StarscreamsGirl Рік тому +5

      should’ve never smoked that shit, now me and three of my friends are rolling a huge barrel of syrup on its side

    • @jaade9485
      @jaade9485 9 місяців тому +1

      @@StarscreamsGirlimagine the oompa loompas rolling a huge snozberry-flavoured joint

  • @JasonParmenter
    @JasonParmenter Рік тому +7

    I just pretend those newer movies "explaining" stuff don't exist, allows me to still enjoy the old Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie.

  • @CZEFrank
    @CZEFrank Рік тому +12

    What if Willy Wonka came out of the womb as a minion?

  • @johnday2971
    @johnday2971 Рік тому +11

    I'm little freaked out by NL's new high resolution camera.

  • @Meddemmmmmmm
    @Meddemmmmmmm 8 місяців тому +5

    I hated first time watching Tenet. 5+ years later I relistenned to it having forgotten what happens and it's now top 1 for me. Not sure why that is but I love that movie I could watch it twice in a row

    • @phillystevesteak6982
      @phillystevesteak6982 5 місяців тому

      Or conversely you could watch it on 2 screens at the same time with one playing in reverse for the optimal experience

  • @JimboMarsh
    @JimboMarsh Рік тому +39

    I mean I’ve got faith that the Wonka movie will be decent at best since it’s being directed by the same guys that made the Paddington movies, but I guess we’ll see. Ryan has a good point in that Wonka is a character shrouded in mystery, so it might be unnecessary.

    • @RobotnikPlngas
      @RobotnikPlngas Рік тому +11

      Wonka is gonna enter his Joker Saga

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  Рік тому +28

      i hope its all marketing and that in the actual movie he's an unexpected demon

    • @AcmeMonkeyCompany
      @AcmeMonkeyCompany Рік тому +6

      @@TheLibraryofLetourneau I have it on good authority he eats Keegan-Michael Key at the end. That's why he makes him so fat

    • @mr.dirtydannnnn
      @mr.dirtydannnnn 8 місяців тому +2

      Yeahhh it was definitely unnecessary

  • @brown_note4710
    @brown_note4710 Рік тому +13

    I’m with NL on this

  • @AcceptTheNull
    @AcceptTheNull 9 місяців тому +18

    The worst part about the newest Wonka was how normalized and lame it was. There was no crazy anything. It was like watching a local art center play of a Wonka-like knock off.

  • @paching
    @paching Рік тому +4

    outro got me ratJAMing

  • @danielblack8497
    @danielblack8497 9 місяців тому +10

    it got a 91 on rotten tomatoes lol

  • @_shmeezy
    @_shmeezy Рік тому +1

    he was really on fire this stream

  • @SpeakMouthWords
    @SpeakMouthWords 8 місяців тому +1

    Holy shit you can trigger fish in-battle with the square tank guy (blobfish?)

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  8 місяців тому

      yeah but its just temp stats for that round, its not an infinite in-battle scaler

    • @SpeakMouthWords
      @SpeakMouthWords 8 місяців тому

      @@TheLibraryofLetourneau Still pretty good for a tier 1!

  • @unnaturallynatural8885
    @unnaturallynatural8885 Рік тому +1

    5:30 the way everyone went uuuuuuu when he mentiomed mommy🏃‍♀️

  • @redwolfjo3_647
    @redwolfjo3_647 Рік тому +2

    5:31 your sins are not forgotten, Librarian

  • @RatioHatesTheGame
    @RatioHatesTheGame 9 місяців тому +2

    Wonka currently sitting at a 91% from Audiences on Rotten Tomatoes...

  • @oliverhenry4676
    @oliverhenry4676 Рік тому +1

    He’s never beating the potty humor allegations

  • @HeatedChaos_YT
    @HeatedChaos_YT Рік тому +2

    Willy wonka doesn’t sleep and he doesn’t die

  • @RobertSoul123
    @RobertSoul123 Місяць тому +1

    11:58 What is this guy, Eminem?

  • @joshcortezmusic8697
    @joshcortezmusic8697 Рік тому

    Omg, this rant was amazing 😂🤣

  • @FrshChees91
    @FrshChees91 Рік тому +1

    I won't see Wonka because I'm too lazy to go to the movies and commit a couple hours. But I also feel the same as NL

  • @coreywhitaker883
    @coreywhitaker883 3 місяці тому +1

    I saw the Wonka movie and I don’t think it ruins the next movie. I like when my characters start one way and change later. When they grow or devolve either good or bad is awesome. But I see the other pov too a little of both is the best.

  • @llvn11
    @llvn11 2 місяці тому +1

    Tenet mentioned

  • @nephilesi
    @nephilesi 10 місяців тому

    I recommend reading Baudrillard

  • @Graymage69420
    @Graymage69420 9 днів тому

    12:20 I’m not tryna be a contrarian but I watched Akira for the first time this year and I don’t really get why it’s a classic. It had stylish parts but the overall plot was kinda thrown together and felt messy to me

  • @kw1ksh0t
    @kw1ksh0t 8 місяців тому +1

    The magic of storytelling is not knowing everything. The Silmarillion is worse than the Lord of the Rings, because the latter leaves so much unexplained. Explaining everything means there is no room for mystery

  • @Vario69
    @Vario69 9 місяців тому +1

    The movie actually got 91% on rt 😱😱😱😱😱 who is this bald wizard? 3:30

  • @JobroskiSwaqqman
    @JobroskiSwaqqman Рік тому

    From interactions in film appreciation, I think the general public like more lore. I don’t mind a little mystery.

    • @mr.dirtydannnnn
      @mr.dirtydannnnn 8 місяців тому

      The general public wants to know ever detail of a movie. Even if they don't understand those details.

  • @bloob1734
    @bloob1734 Рік тому +7

    in the johnny depp movie don't they go into wonka's backstory of being chased out of home and travelling some extremely candy-focused world like the pondicherry choclate temple or the oompa loompas. like the mystery of the character does not need to be removed if the backstory is fantastical like it probably will be,
    I have not seen the trailer I don't care; I cannot think of any way that hollywood gets it right but in my mind where the wonka movie director scrutinizes the 2009 film nl is clearly wrong in his assumptions

    • @goaway9977
      @goaway9977 Рік тому +10

      Yeah if you watch the trailer you can tell that it is a super fantastical world since despite being Victorian England there is a black person in almost every frame. I think the film will be good.

    • @penguinstudios29
      @penguinstudios29 Рік тому +22

      @@goaway9977brother what

    • @zzeroara9511
      @zzeroara9511 Рік тому +1

      ​@penguinstudios29 there were very few black people in england before a while ago. they're still not super common there

    • @penguinstudios29
      @penguinstudios29 Рік тому +11

      @@zzeroara9511 I live in England. Black people are not rare here. I just thought it was a crazy thing to bring up considering not a single other person was talking about race

    • @kevintomlinson1499
      @kevintomlinson1499 Рік тому +6

      @@penguinstudios29 you aren't wrong, it was extremely out of pocket lmao

  • @RexusprimeIX
    @RexusprimeIX Рік тому +5

    I don't know if literally everyone is in on the bit, or if just no one understood how Tenet works. When you're inverted, you experience the flow of time as usual, when you walk forward, you walk forward. John Washington was driving the car forward during the car chase. It is from the normal perspective that inverted people drive backwards and walk backwards. If you're inverted and gonna take a shit, you will shit normally, the poop will fall out of your ass and onto the ground. You're not gonna be sucking shit up your ass. Why is everyone making this same joke that doesn't follow the rules established by the movie itself. It's like when NL invents a strawman to argue against. People are just making jokes based on a strawman version of this movie.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer Рік тому +3

      You're 100% right, but I just love watching NL pick away at the strawman for minutes on end. It never fails to compel me to write a manifesto on the way things actually work - just like you did! So in a twisted way, he's driving up engagement SUPER well.

    • @AC-fg4kg
      @AC-fg4kg Рік тому +4

      Don’t they show that bullets go back into the gun or some shit when it’s shot, and the guy acts surprised,i.e. unless he’s a moron it’s not shooting normally. Now take a doodoo instead of the bullet, and a big pair of cheeks instead of the gun, and..?

    • @RexusprimeIX
      @RexusprimeIX Рік тому +5

      @@AC-fg4kg Thing is, that whole sequence was a waste of time. Like it sounded like really cool concept, using reverse guns and whatever. But they end up never actually utilising this concept. As an example, look at the final battle: no one was using reverse bullets or whatever, both teams are running forwards and shooting normally in their perspective.
      But I guess I see now why people got this wrong idea about this movie, because the trailer did focus on that scene specifically.

    • @gavinferguson2938
      @gavinferguson2938 8 місяців тому

      ​@@RexusprimeIXI aint gonna lie I really enjoyed tenet and idk why everyone else hated it. I dont think it was a 10/10 mastapiece but it was pretty sweet I thought.

    • @mr.dirtydannnnn
      @mr.dirtydannnnn 8 місяців тому

      I keep thinking you guys are talking about the tenant directed by Roman Polanski. That movie is fucking crazy

  • @micalishis
    @micalishis Рік тому +2

    I'm excited for Wonka, but not because I care about Willy Wonka. It's mostly because it's directed by the Paddington director.

  • @LoRe-nm8gd
    @LoRe-nm8gd Рік тому

    Was hoping this would be about Napoleon

  • @skep2923
    @skep2923 Рік тому

    So, really the question is, is he a quirked up guy in a purple suit or a quirked up guy in a purple suit?

  • @chriszaleski92
    @chriszaleski92 Рік тому +3

    I dont know why they didn't make a Ompa Lompa movie before Wanka

  • @RobertSoul123
    @RobertSoul123 Місяць тому

    "If he, like, kills and eats an Oompa Loompa, and then that's, like, the fade-to-black moment, and then it's like 'Now go watch Charlie & the Chocolate Factory,' I'd be like, 'Ohhh...'"
    That's fucking hilarious.
    _Willy Wonka kills and eats an Oompa Loompa_
    *NOW GO WATCH WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY...*

  • @hypnoticfig6085
    @hypnoticfig6085 5 місяців тому

    its funny becuase i dont know if he hates or loves tenet by the end

  • @ericlizama8552
    @ericlizama8552 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro really said “I don’t want to empathize with people with mental disabilities.”

  • @pvthfindxr
    @pvthfindxr 2 місяці тому

    i stand with NL. i refuse to see these remake/prequel/sequels out of principle. even if they’re well made

  • @thefullofit5401
    @thefullofit5401 23 дні тому

    No one tell him about mufasa

  • @Biosquid239
    @Biosquid239 Рік тому +3

    5:31 Fauna mention?!
    The brainrot is real
    Also dont think i didnt see you as well during the Gura peppa pig stream, i see everything 👁

  • @NinjaDog251
    @NinjaDog251 5 місяців тому

    Am I the only one that was never creeped out by the wonka boat scene? I never took it to make him seem creepy or scary.

    • @RickJaeger
      @RickJaeger 3 місяці тому

      What did you take it as?

  • @RodriggoLL79
    @RodriggoLL79 Рік тому

    Is Willy Wonka in the room with us rn NL?

  • @alstewart3540
    @alstewart3540 Місяць тому

    oh boy, whos ready for a nother normie opinion about a normie subject. This dude is so safe

  • @jamiecal11
    @jamiecal11 2 місяці тому +1

    He was right and the new one was fuckin awful twee bollocks.

  • @Lich_V.
    @Lich_V. Рік тому

    But what about the Oompa Loompas?

  • @AcmeMonkeyCompany
    @AcmeMonkeyCompany Рік тому +12

    "Who chooses Tenet over Akira?"
    Me: *raises hand and turns off notifications for replies to comments*

    • @loggersviii1228
      @loggersviii1228 Рік тому +11

      Akira is totally carried by its animation and this is a take that will get me killed

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Рік тому +4

      Isn't Tenet the movie where you can't heard shit and gives you a realistic depiction of a panic attack irl from watching it?

    • @gregathol
      @gregathol Рік тому

      @@loggersviii1228killed for telling the truth

    • @vetirtal1168
      @vetirtal1168 2 дні тому

      @@loggersviii1228 Maybe for the film, sure

  • @fatralph
    @fatralph Рік тому

    Yes

  • @m_osachoff
    @m_osachoff Рік тому

    NL singing a bit of Prozzak makes my morning.

  • @trivane626
    @trivane626 Рік тому

    Why is NL so unhinged now

  • @SquareHeadPL
    @SquareHeadPL Рік тому +2

    I Think You Should Leave and its consequences has been disaster for comedy

  • @LCGp4nc4k3
    @LCGp4nc4k3 Місяць тому

    i think its in california

  • @legion999
    @legion999 Рік тому +15

    Did NL forget how Vader, "evil personified", betrayed palpatine out of love for his son and got redeemed in his dying moments, rejecting the dark side? Also he's a beloved character, who the fuck "hates Darth Vader"?

    • @expresionless953
      @expresionless953 Рік тому +23

      youre putting too much thought into it, buddy

    • @CS0723
      @CS0723 Рік тому +24

      The man is live for several hours in a row, most days during the week. You gotta excuse the odd pop culture reference being misquoted

    • @supermegatoggers
      @supermegatoggers Рік тому +7

      sanest star wars fan when someone doesnt adore the red light sword guy

    • @CS0723
      @CS0723 Рік тому

      @@JitSneers I think if Goebbels turned around and killed Hitler before he started turning on the gas chambers, history would look at him differently

  • @EnnnVyyy
    @EnnnVyyy 8 місяців тому +1

    rare NL L