You summed up what it's like to be inside my brain very well. I've always gotta fend off the little haters that congeal themselves together in my head by way of internal tyrade.
the wonderwall reference in the middle of this absolute beatdown of "guy who likes sushi and looks down upon chicken terriyaki orderers" turned my brain into miso
sometimes when im reading the 2ch equivalent of greentext stories i laugh when naming a speaking character, instead of "my fucking boss" ou "that damn slut", they just use "the enemy" , but imagining NL ordering chicken teriyaki and thinking someone would mock him for it and getting aggrod at the guy he made up making he realize how people do be like that, sometimes its not an attribute they have or their standing against mine, its just a being that antagonizes me
Sometimes I'm just in a mood for chicken teriyaki, shits tasty. Also I'm just a sucker for salmon so if they offer like teriyaki salmon you know your guy is getting that.
As weirdly long and aggressive as this this i feel very similarly for going to an Indian restaurant and getting butter chicken, shit just slaps why you gotta judge me
Similarly, if it's an exceedingly generic Indian restaurant, you probably should anyway. Going with the most popular menu item is a surefire way to make sure you're getting consistently fresh (batched) food in a timely manner, with it also being good enough to get repeat customers! Do the thing the restaurant is suited for!!
I only recently got into NL and ugh, I guess I'm hooked, he's got the banter I like when he starts off saying something fucking stupid and then hackysacks it off the back heel into something that surprises a laugh out of you, like the orange chicken thing. uncle ben rice pilaf is such a good punchline
Dude he says the little plastic grass is a bad sign? That's just there to keep your ginger and wasabi separate man, it has no bearing on the quality of your sushi. I worked at a pretty fancy sushi place and we went through those plenty.
Honestly I agree, as a picky eater (not by choice I have sensory issues and I’m working on it), Chicken Teriyaki is not what I would order, I would just say I was nauseous or not hungry lol
I feel like he was judging himself for eating the teriyaki and turned that part of him into an imaginary person he had to fend off
he even says "nobody said anything about it"
You summed up what it's like to be inside my brain very well. I've always gotta fend off the little haters that congeal themselves together in my head by way of internal tyrade.
The egg at it again with his strawmans hahaha
A whole fucking army of straw warriors just spawns whenever NL starts a bit
I love it when the eggman goes off on the imaginary people in his head
It ain't a strawman, it's a straw army that's after him 😮
he just like us fr fr
Real
This rant is indeed weirdly long and aggressive. Go off, egg.
My favorite thing about NL is him doing an insane rant and then saying “Just Relax”
the wonderwall reference in the middle of this absolute beatdown of "guy who likes sushi and looks down upon chicken terriyaki orderers" turned my brain into miso
It's not a strawman its the whole damn field
NL manages to make any topic sound entertaining, idk how he manages it, guess I'm just pegged
He put his skill tree points into Charisma
@@18skeltor Banter 100 for sure
Did you mean to say pogged, or...
@@Zedd8787 I said what I said
Stay pegged
I think the funniest thing about this is that he fully admitted that no one judged him whatsoever, he just judged himself and then got mad at himself
There are like 15 times you think the bit is going to end and then he keeps going
Ranted so long i started to order teriyaki chicken
its a damn psyop
True but there better not be any damn pumpkin tempura snuck in
i love this title. you understand the appeal of this man's content perfectly. librarian truly got the NL clip game on lock
The NL schizo arc really got him yelling at the voices in his head
"I didn't want to" - said the guy who brought up the entire argument all of a sudden
sometimes when im reading the 2ch equivalent of greentext stories i laugh when naming a speaking character, instead of "my fucking boss" ou "that damn slut", they just use "the enemy" , but imagining NL ordering chicken teriyaki and thinking someone would mock him for it and getting aggrod at the guy he made up making he realize how people do be like that, sometimes its not an attribute they have or their standing against mine, its just a being that antagonizes me
oh shit ur that guy that did nijisanji tls for a bit
Long☑️
Aggressive☑️
Based☑️
All the ingredients for a +2 farm
2:32 jumpscare warning please
Well I lol'd, and I feel no shame
you really dont register how bald he is without a hat or headphones
HE;S BALD??? holy bersh
Sometimes I'm just in a mood for chicken teriyaki, shits tasty. Also I'm just a sucker for salmon so if they offer like teriyaki salmon you know your guy is getting that.
Any meat with a sweet sauce 😊
Teriyaki salmon slaps too hard for how easy to prepare it is
The little bitty Wonderwall break in the madness torrent was nutty
He's inventing reality as he goes, but he's right.
he still has residual trauma from the mr toshi's sushi bit i fear
As weirdly long and aggressive as this this i feel very similarly for going to an Indian restaurant and getting butter chicken, shit just slaps why you gotta judge me
Similarly, if it's an exceedingly generic Indian restaurant, you probably should anyway. Going with the most popular menu item is a surefire way to make sure you're getting consistently fresh (batched) food in a timely manner, with it also being good enough to get repeat customers!
Do the thing the restaurant is suited for!!
His take on the California rolls in the bento box is true
The self awareness of him mentioning that absolutely no one outside his head presented the views that made him so mad is peak NL
What's fucked up is he is defending himself against himself.
the mongolian beef part actually made me choke from laughing 😅😅
8:36
“Is orange chicken the most Caucasian thing you can order at an Asian restaurant?”
“Bro, no. It’s orange”.
My sides, holy shit.
He says exactly how I feel about the Bento Box.
Edamame goes crazy with a $8 Sapporo
He's so real for all of this, I wish I could have been there.
chicken teriyaki needs to remain a parachute
Pegging so hard over this
5:24 NL cares about us 😢
He's going off and there is no stopping
i was with him till the edamame slander. “its just beans” I LIKE BEANS
edamame goes crazy fr
y'all a couple of salty beans.
Edamame is just beans but Tofu also is just beans
that's the thing, it's all beans
As an Australian the Perth mention jumpscared me (I know its probably Perth, Ontario)
wtf there's a Perth, Ontario? I'm American and would definitely think of Australia first
Anyone think his bento box criticism is analogous to his GOW one
Just from the title alone, I had to watch this. This kinda stuff is peak NL content since like 2014 or smt
Vancouver Sushi Snob Goes OFF About Teriyaki (Seattle Brained)
A+ title on this one
3:45 can we talk about how Backwards Packages was absolutely the only correct choice
Agreed about edamame. I figured everyone felt that way, I didn't believe people actually liked it until I saw all the -2's
Thanks for the company
❤
"I haven't seen this video in a while. He must surely be play Isaac or SAP during this.
Yup."
"it's a dish from Taiwan, you lost me"
NL CHINESE SPY CONFIRMATION???
Who hurt him? He’s right but wtf
He hurt himself, this was all just made up in his mind
This is the 8th video in 2 hours, you alright bud? All the clips are from yesterday's stream...
I only recently got into NL and ugh, I guess I'm hooked, he's got the banter
I like when he starts off saying something fucking stupid and then hackysacks it off the back heel into something that surprises a laugh out of you, like the orange chicken thing. uncle ben rice pilaf is such a good punchline
Dude he says the little plastic grass is a bad sign? That's just there to keep your ginger and wasabi separate man, it has no bearing on the quality of your sushi. I worked at a pretty fancy sushi place and we went through those plenty.
I love how i get heated up during his food rants despite not trying 90% of the foods NL talks about
Favourite part of working at a Japanese restaurant was free chicken teriyaki
I feel so heard right now
help the straw man in my head made fun of me for ordering a tasty dish
whipping my empty edamame pods at the screen and booing as i watch this during dinner
he speaks my truth.
And I'm the guy that eats sushi from the grocery store weekly in rural Texas.
I wanna live in a world where this is the infamous NL take on Japanese food
The best ad for Teriyaki Madness I've ever seen!
man's never had a good bento box and im sad for him. but also chicken teriyaki slaps it's true
When I want chicken teriyaki I get the stuff from the place that only sells chicken teriyaki at the mall.
God I get shudders if he even MENTIONS sushi now lmao
I was worried going in but once he got going it was a solid +2
A modern larry david
Perth mention gave me a fucking jump scare
This is very funny to me because chicken teriyaki is my all time favorite food.
He’s back
general tso’s is goated
how is he not a national treasure?
I have been thinking about this same thing for like 10 years 😂
Tear of the kingdom
Someone needed to say it
Im telling you guys as a Vancouverite, we are the worst sushi snobs
Big Brockville shout out
Whenever I eat chicken teriyaki I feel hungry after, it’s weird
here in Washington people look down at you for getting sushi from chicken teriyaki places
Hes right and he should say it
2023 attitude er
i miss SAP because it always led to the best banter
This just got recommended after having chicken teriyaki what is actually going on?
Wtf is wrong with ranch on pizza im bout to fuckin explode lol
Only time I’ve had a terrible chicken teriyaki was from Jack in the box, I know I shouldn’t have but I was curious
He's right
this is fucking bizarre
Get your teriyaki chicken at a chicken place instead that way you get none of the attitude about it
I'm still getting some attitude, any suggestions?
Had to watch NL not go 4 drom and listen to him diss my 3rd favorite appetizer at the same time, day ruined.
The salad in the bento box always slaps so hard, though. That ginger dressing is crazy
people just like to say the word edamame
Honestly I agree, as a picky eater (not by choice I have sensory issues and I’m working on it), Chicken Teriyaki is not what I would order, I would just say I was nauseous or not hungry lol
Don’t worry about him, he’s just in his Jamie Lee Curtis arc
Lmao isn't Mongolian beef when Ellen Page cooked in Beyond Two Souls?
Something that would either land completely flat or completely kill, if I understood the reference
Elliot Page*
He's spitting facts, I say this as a Mikuni/Akibono/Hazumi fanboy
Why does NL think americans dont have chicken balls
is the ss clip on the archives librarian?
teriyaki is way better than most sushi anyway
Another based take from the egg
Chicken is barely meat, it's closer to a vegetable. It is the cucumber of the meat world.
what the fuck
Based?
horrendous take
Man’s only ever eaten baked chicken breast lmao
This is so fucking hilarious I'm not even mad
Ive had sushi at Osaka D's
Whyd you have to bring sapporo into it NL, sapporo is good man
Edamame is so good when it's seasoned well, but most of the time I think it's pretty meh
Thats the only thing I disagree with. Edamame slaps
It's like peas but more badass so yeah 👍