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  • Опубліковано 25 січ 2025

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  • @litergod
    @litergod Рік тому +360

    That atheist sunday morning joke was +2

  • @sophiaoconnell1927
    @sophiaoconnell1927 7 місяців тому +117

    "carmelize a candy cigarette" is poetry and if it were in a charlie xcx song it would be tatooed on a million beautiful bisexuals

  • @BabyRooth
    @BabyRooth Рік тому +225

    Life hack: Tape your mouth AND nose before sleep

  • @Surgeon_General
    @Surgeon_General Рік тому +129

    Andrew Carnegie sitting in his Euclid Heights, Ohio mansion in 1897:
    “I should sun my perineum”

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl Рік тому +151

    funny chat: "Founder culture? I sure hope she did"

  • @bawk_
    @bawk_ Рік тому +238

    tiny man screaming mandarin chinese edit had me DYIN ICANT

    • @minaDesuDesu
      @minaDesuDesu Рік тому +30

      That was SO good. I was thinking will Librarian edit the reference in, will he?! Nah it is too late. And then he found a perfect moment for perfect edit.
      Typesetting yaoi does something good for the creativity apparently

  • @delic8970
    @delic8970 Рік тому +89

    "They're trying to disrupt sleep. That's like the one thing that shouldn't be disrupted bro!" i'm crying

  • @AdamGaffney96
    @AdamGaffney96 Рік тому +221

    Happy to be the token Scot to confirm that, yes, a bad Scottish accent is always better than thinking of a Scottish accent as an English one.

    • @matcha_t
      @matcha_t Рік тому +29

      +2 co-signed
      Also getting it mixed up with an Irish accent is preferable than confusing it for an English one.

    • @ChessQuestionMark
      @ChessQuestionMark Рік тому +5

      +2 on this, confirming as a fellow scot

    • @limehawk4989
      @limehawk4989 Рік тому +1

      ELLO GOVERNA! - every scot ever@@matcha_t

    • @ElderHex
      @ElderHex 28 днів тому

      😊😊

  • @potatoonastick2239
    @potatoonastick2239 Рік тому +57

    Holy fucking bongos what was in this man's cold brew this morning? He's SPITTING

  • @86pp73
    @86pp73 Рік тому +89

    SV founder types really will post "As the inventor of an intermediary tool that Uber uses to maximise the gaslighting of its workers into doing more hours, let me teach you how to enhance your deranged manic pixie femcel aesthetic by buying a dead hamster preserved in radioactive resin from an old Russian guy in a weird antiques store that's completely closed two hours after you make the purchase" and expect us to take them seriously

    • @meowsicle7463
      @meowsicle7463 Рік тому +6

      Tell me more...

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 Рік тому +11

      cool but will it help me get pegged?

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller Рік тому +8

      Is that a fucking Juniper Actias reference?

    • @86pp73
      @86pp73 Рік тому +7

      @@PotionSmeller Yes. Veal my beloved

    • @86pp73
      @86pp73 Рік тому

      @@Phoenix0F8 Are you an emasculated, malnourished failboy under the Average Female Height of 5'8" (not short)? If so, we'll see what we can do for you...

  • @TheEnecca
    @TheEnecca Рік тому +409

    This video of Elon might be the worst thing i have ever seen. He really was expecting a standing ovation.

    • @Materialist39
      @Materialist39 Рік тому +162

      one of the loudest silences I’ve ever heard at something like that

    • @okamisamakun
      @okamisamakun Рік тому +95

      Guy thought he was the guy.

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 Рік тому +145

      best part is when the clip cuts off and he goes ''if the company fails everyone will be able to see it's advertiser's fault'' like bro is actually 5 years old

    • @lesternomo6578
      @lesternomo6578 Рік тому

      @@slick3996 the advertisers have been forcing my innovative social media "PENIS TWITTER" to fail for years, why are they doing this to me

    • @lawncrow
      @lawncrow Рік тому +49

      Truly an innovator when it comes to rich people cringe

  • @slavenin6496
    @slavenin6496 Рік тому +145

    Billionaires should be afraid of NL, he has a degree in eugenics

    • @countvondutchessofwestmoor3974
      @countvondutchessofwestmoor3974 Рік тому +23

      degree in dog eugenics, to be specific.

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller Рік тому +38

      Round these parts we prefer to use the term "sperm maxxing", pardner.

    • @lrba5524
      @lrba5524 Рік тому +5

      i'mma need you to drop a disclaimer with some context there partner

  • @haydndavis7154
    @haydndavis7154 Рік тому +173

    im an old yt fan newly into his streams because of your edits, this was the first segment that i had a comment of mine read live, was a cool deal and i ended up subbing, just wanted to say thanks for making this pretty reference heavy community so accessible to anyone

    • @KittyTheKat441
      @KittyTheKat441 Рік тому +32

      read this as "sobbing" at first n i was like well thats a very strong reaction to a guy reading your comment

    • @UnlimitedBick
      @UnlimitedBick Рік тому +10

      the way NL rips into random chatters cuts deep

    • @flmb02
      @flmb02 Рік тому +4

      It's true, the community is so reference heavy it can be hard to enter it. I'm glad you found a place here!!
      Who would have thought Ryab would make it through career suicide

    • @Lazerfaced
      @Lazerfaced Рік тому +1

      ​@@KittyTheKat441haha I had the same thought and I was like "this guy needs to go outside"

  • @kineticcat5557
    @kineticcat5557 Рік тому +84

    librarian your edits besides cutting are like the difference between 1 and 5 Michelin stars. i love when you throw a little image or reference up next to NL or when i see his camera get bigger or shake. thank u librarian

    • @shavierlastname
      @shavierlastname Рік тому +12

      not 2 be that guy but the michelin star rating scale only goes up to 3

  • @p0kepengin592
    @p0kepengin592 Рік тому +25

    i ain't a ML Communist anymore... i'm full on NL Communist now.

  • @ludvicious
    @ludvicious Рік тому +33

    I used mouth tape for some time to get used to sleeping with my mouth shut, and it worked for me. I now sleep without it. On the other hand, I'm still on the fence regarding the vacuum cleaner in the rectum. I need more experimenting.

  • @jetpacktuxedo
    @jetpacktuxedo Рік тому +16

    I'm loving the subtle little cam window size boost on some of the little physical gags

  • @pixelpastiche
    @pixelpastiche Рік тому +11

    4:22 This is the Northernlion Machine. It’s just that simple bro.

  • @anushgopalakrishnan
    @anushgopalakrishnan Рік тому +3

    "sunday mornings" was such a perfect joke, timing, execution, facial expression, everything. 10/10

  • @kildeer
    @kildeer Рік тому +33

    he's so brave

  • @zazztheboy
    @zazztheboy Рік тому +10

    so glad i saw this live maybe one of the best NL long winded rants in recent memory. was near tears when he said rich people still pining for twitter validation is a detriment to the psyche of younger people, he deserved every last +2 he got

  • @thechatter7102
    @thechatter7102 Рік тому +5

    that interviewer almost lost it the first time he said that he had to cover up the smile its so wild

  • @tigerlily603
    @tigerlily603 Рік тому +8

    that chinese van morrison video kills me every time

  • @borisdaanimal4014
    @borisdaanimal4014 Рік тому +4

    musk looking and moving more like a muppet every hour

  • @marcusjensen835
    @marcusjensen835 Рік тому +12

    The mouth taping is actually legit for people who are recovering from long term sinus issues and need to get their brain used to breathing through the nose again. Or just fixing behavior in habitual mouth breathers.

  • @Luis-wf9ws
    @Luis-wf9ws Рік тому +42

    0:10 And femboys get chokers

    • @86pp73
      @86pp73 Рік тому +14

      Chokers are a universal constant of daddy issues, yes

    • @g76agi
      @g76agi Рік тому +5

      thats why theyre the goats

  • @arcmage7000
    @arcmage7000 Рік тому +6

    NL needs to read Capital in the 21st Century, the banter would go crazy

  • @ThePyrosirys
    @ThePyrosirys 11 місяців тому +1

    "You're really out here trying to disrupt sleep"

  • @olly2276
    @olly2276 Рік тому +5

    the most insanely refreshing take

  • @qrowing
    @qrowing Рік тому +3

    Fell off NL content hard when SAP became the new hotness, but these Library videos are legit exactly what I've been missing. NL's subscriber base has always been on-point with their highlights, man.

  • @mitchierichie
    @mitchierichie 7 днів тому

    I love how NL knows at least enough about programming to make references that only programmers will understand

  • @nummnutz7046
    @nummnutz7046 3 місяці тому +1

    No man, it’s not SEAN-Nanners

  • @grahamdixon1699
    @grahamdixon1699 Рік тому +1

    Your edits add so much

  • @JobroskiSwaqqman
    @JobroskiSwaqqman Рік тому +2

    Back in the day we used to just ingest colloidal silver until we turned blue

  • @Mindofthequill
    @Mindofthequill Рік тому +2

    Is it bad that I'm learning about weird internet trends and memes from a guy slightly older than me playing an autobattler using little PNG animals?

  • @RobotIceCreamSandwich
    @RobotIceCreamSandwich Рік тому +3

    Literally Minecraft notch

  • @dasamont8274
    @dasamont8274 4 місяці тому +1

    If you think it's unfair that smokers gets to go outside for 5-10 minutes every hour, nothing is stopping you from doing the same thing. You don't need to smoke to do that, just say that you're going out for some fresh air. If your boss complains you can buy a pack of cigarettes, without ever actually smoking them.

  • @Max-sn3hr
    @Max-sn3hr Рік тому

    He caught me so off guard with that go fuck yourself. Thx for the context lmao

  • @WaddupItsYaBoi
    @WaddupItsYaBoi 4 місяці тому

    Mouth taping is genuinely the most reckless out of touch insanity. The whole point of having a nose AND MOUTH to breathe through is in case one way becomes obstructed.
    Your body's response to struggling for oxygen is often to pass out (broadly speaking), so taping your mouth shut and then passing out *manually* is so stupid. You won't wake up if your airway becomes obstructed, you'll just quietly suffocate a good portion of the time.
    Just breathe through your nose like a normal person, use a nasal strip to help keep your nostrils open, and see a doctor if you suspect you snore a lot or having problems sleeping well/breathing well during sleep.

  • @Earthen_Jar_Hands
    @Earthen_Jar_Hands Рік тому

    Sundays got me thinking, especially those mornings. 🤣, Oh NL

  • @p3rcey
    @p3rcey Рік тому

    How the hell this game work. Ive watched nigh on 50 rounds on this channel and it is absolutely incomprehensible

    • @it-s-a-mystery
      @it-s-a-mystery 5 місяців тому

      It's like that epic mac game commentary tiktok. Absurd to watch

  • @crystalpenguins9876
    @crystalpenguins9876 Рік тому +2

    NL is a modern day Socrates.

  • @honor9458
    @honor9458 Рік тому +3

    mouth taping have many benefits but the reason I (chronic mouth breather) mouthtape is for my dental health. it keeps the inside of your mouth from drying out and I barely get any plaque when I wake up the morning. like my teeth feel squeaky clean after just a rinse. but that's just my life choice

    • @honor9458
      @honor9458 Рік тому

      has*

    • @honor9458
      @honor9458 Рік тому

      in*

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech Рік тому +1

      Interesting. Maybe I'll try it, if I die in my sleep though I'm gonna be mad at uu

  • @PlatypusDude234
    @PlatypusDude234 Рік тому

    Havnt seen the clips but ready to +2 NL

  • @fonsly
    @fonsly Рік тому +1

    Billionairs seeking validation should just make/join/volunteer at a charity instead of seeking validation of insane takes on twitter. Some of the sanest NL politics i've ever heard, really would vote yes if he ran for introverted mayor elect in man area

  • @icantnotthink3282
    @icantnotthink3282 Рік тому +4

    my streamer is so brave

  • @BigBigBigJeff
    @BigBigBigJeff Рік тому +22

    Elon is legit such a clown

  • @Erif-
    @Erif- Рік тому +1

    This is how people in their mid-thirties tell billionaires to off themselves

  • @cycy8699
    @cycy8699 Рік тому

    +200

  • @shikishiki340
    @shikishiki340 Рік тому

    buddhist nl takes at last!

  • @jonathan2847
    @jonathan2847 Рік тому

    Masculinity based bullying is based. Stop wearing jewelry focus on important stuff.
    Also this bit makes no sense, he starts out hating founders then supports founders.

    • @pente12
      @pente12 Рік тому +3

      I know your ass is not talking about masculinity when your name is jonathan 😂

    • @Hodd_Toward_69
      @Hodd_Toward_69 Рік тому +13

      Spoken like someone who buys IQ boosting testosterone pills from podcasters.

    • @jonathan2847
      @jonathan2847 Рік тому

      @@Hodd_Toward_69 This bit is funny tho ngl

  • @brandonchin9873
    @brandonchin9873 Рік тому +6

    Elon is so based

    • @okamisamakun
      @okamisamakun Рік тому +40

      Based on what?

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 Рік тому

      @@okamisamakun on ketamine addiction and depression

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller Рік тому +51

      It's so sad that the one guy who would have applauded Elon wasn't allowed in the audience.

    • @MemeSupreme69
      @MemeSupreme69 Рік тому +17

      EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER